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Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin
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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2007, 03:44:30 PM »

my dog was like that and he never went to the gynecologist
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2007, 03:46:30 PM »

Your dog likes riding horses?

Or do you mean that your dog couldn't really control when it decided to pee?
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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2007, 03:47:22 PM »

technically, it applies to both of us equally
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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2007, 03:48:54 PM »

I... I'm confused....
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« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2007, 03:51:04 PM »

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I don't wanna be pregnant. When you give birth to the baby, it stretches your vaginal muscles or whatever it's called, and you'll have less control over when and where you urinate. Just read it somewhere.


There are special exercises you can do to prevent and repair such situations. It usually doesn't get noticeable until you are "aged" 60+ ^.~ When your body is naturally losing its taut structure.
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« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2007, 03:52:04 PM »

Like... yoga?
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« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2007, 03:55:33 PM »

Something like that XD

Exercises which specifically work the pelvic area.
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« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2007, 03:56:19 PM »

I was thinking about taking Yoga, but I already have my Martial Arts to pay attention to.
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« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2007, 03:57:39 PM »

Yeah, they did say about exercises, but I'm a lazy person. Plus, I think I'd have a mental breakdown from feeling nauseous and when I start getting spasms when the baby is about to be born. But admittedly, it will be cute. ^.^ When it's born, I mean. But I'm Chinese. For some unknown reason, majority of Chinese babies have johndis (Sp?) when they're born.
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« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2007, 03:59:16 PM »

I had johndis when I was born. As far as I know I'm not Chinese.

And you spelt it right.
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« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2007, 04:00:53 PM »

Of course non-oriental babies have johndis too, but according to my mom, it's oriental babies which are most known for it.

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« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2007, 04:03:04 PM »

Yeah. Oriental people are so cute. I like their eyes. Wish my eyes were so nifty, I think that I'd look more clever that way.  grin
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« Reply #27 on: August 10, 2007, 04:05:54 PM »

Nah, it's not the shape of our eyes, it's the expression in our eyes which modestly radiates genius. Even when oriental babies are first born, they cry because they know that they need to open their mouths to breathe. azn
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« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2007, 04:08:16 PM »

Johndis is fairly common in newborns I have noticed...
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« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2007, 04:12:21 PM »

Ooh I had a thought! Maybe in orientals, johndis is in the genes, and it plays a part in turning our skin yellow to last until we're adults!
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