The Corrupted Wish game

[Miraran Tehuriden]

Something this board is realy lacking; a place where all your wishes will become true.. and completely useless as well.

The goal of this game is to take the previously posted wish, grant it, and corrupt it, making its outcome negative instead of positive. Then you get to make your own wish. And remember; No Granting/Wish makes your post invalid.


To start things off;

I wish i had more free time.

[patt0192]

Granted, unfortunately you are forced to use this time working in an old smelly nursing home all day.

I wish that I can have a new car for my 16th birthday...

[Miraran Tehuriden]

Granted! You can. Of course, that doesnt mean you WILL.

I wish i had the money to buy a new, up-to-date pc.

[Kaldez’Yadra]

Granted! Get to work you'll get your money...Someday.

I wish i had a job.

[Miraran Tehuriden]

(Technically you didn't grant that wish, but i'll play along )

Granted! You are now the proud new sewer-cleaner, wich a chokehold-contract that will force you to slave away in the darkness scrubbing filth covered sewage pipes for the next fifty years.

I wish i never had to sleep again.

[Inkear]

GRANTED. Of course, the insomnia will slowly drive you insane, until you can no longer stand it.

I wish I had a pet kitten.

[Bard Judith]

You do!   It's a fluffy little morsel of frantic energy with needle-sharp claws, tiny fangs, and long, constantly-shedding hair.  Oh, and it has chronic kitten tummy problems, so your dwelling place will be redecorated in no time.   Between the stains everywhere, the litter it kicks out of the box, the shredded drapes, the hollowed eyes from lack of sleep and the scars all over your body, people think you have become a drug addict.   You lose your job, significant other, and eventually the apartment....

CUTE - THE NEW DANGEROUS!



I wish I were irresistible to men...

[Kaldez’Yadra]

Granted! Evry man feels drawn to you, this magnetic effect on men across the world causes 3/4 of them to die in various accidents! the other fourth surround your home for miles around all trying to please you, many trying to sing, play music, etc. causing a horrible raucous which inevitably drives you insane however you can no longer escape your home do to the millions of sweaty, smelly, scrawny, fat, and buff bodies surrounding your home!

And now what actually happend...NOthign! i don't know why you made that wish Judith it's already true!

I wish my freinds were more like freinds to me more often.

[patt0192]

Granted, unfortunately, they become sooo friendly that they try to force themselves on you. You end up getting AIDS, Herpes, Cyphilis, and then you die.

I wish that this thread would stop getting replies after this.

[Inkear]

Wish granted, unfortuatly, someone started up a clone thread and merged it with this!

I wish for fish.

[Garret Arroway]

Granted, except its rotton and poisoned and will kill ya

I wish life wasn't so complicated

[patt0192]

Granted, except it became so uncomplicated that humans broke down into single celled organisms and died.


I wish my annoying relatives would leave my house already...

[Nox Echiiscuan]

Granted! Of course, they first decided to take you with them and you now have to live with them until the day you die.

I wish I were pretty.

[patt0192]

Granted, unfortunately beauty is in the eye of the beholder... so you're still ugly to most of the world.

I wish my life was ruined.

[Nox Echiiscuan]

Granted. You're entire family has died a horrible horrible death and now your a worthless orphan who dropped out of school and ran away from your foster family and are now living on the streets as a bum. Oh, and in addition to that your body is horrible disfigured and had both of your hands amputated as well... You asked for it.

I wish I were perfect to everyone.

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