THE
HOGLING
("SHIRE
SHOAT",
"HOBBIT
PIG",
"TUG") |
The Hogling goes by an assortment of names: Tug, Hobbit Pig, Draft-Swine, Shire Shoat, Hobquon, Riding Pig, Lín'rhaem'quón (Styrásh "Hobbit Pig" or "Little-Folk Pig") and of course Hogling. It is every bit like its namesake, the halfling; short, hairy and rather round. In the world of pigs, it would most probably pass as the cutest of them all, mainly due to its miniature size. But for this hog, size definitely doesn’t matter, as it is quite strong and is used frequently by hobbits to pull heavy weights. Another surprise this pig holds is its speed. For such hefty animals, the Hoglings’ speed is quite remarkable, allowing them to become popular racing animals. They are found almost entirely around the halfling shires, for they too are ‘halflings’. Standing at a much shorter height than other domestic pigs, they are much more manageable for the shorter folk, and their cute looks and curly tails delight many of the younger hobbitlings.
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Appearance.
From a distance, it would be hard to tell the Hogling from any other
domestic pig, however, up close the differences
are numerous, most notably the size. Standing at a bit over one
fore and one
palmspan if on a boar's
legs, while the sows are generally slightly shorter at a little bit below one
fore and one palmspan, the
Hogling is much shorter than most other domestic pigs,
and indeed most domestic animals. This size is the main reason that the
pig is
farmed, among other things, by the
hobbits,
as some other breeds of
pigs can grow
taller than some of the smaller
hobbits.
They much prefer the Hogling being only half their size, making it perfect
petting height. Were a Hogling to stand upright on its hindlegs, however, it
would likely tower over any halfling, with
a body length of approximately a
ped.
Another aspect of the Hogling that it shares with its counterpart the
halflings is its rounded body. While many
farm animals become bloated from the sheer amount of grass they eat, especially
when the pasture is green, the Hogling is something else. Its barrel-chested
body extends not only outwards, like in many farm animals, but also downwards,
very much downwards, often leaving the
pig weighing
around fifteen heb. Some rather spoilt Hoglings have been known to have their
belly dragging along the ground. It is this belly that is the
pig’s most defining feature, apart of course from
its size. It is also thought among some, usually not hobbitish themselves, to be
the reason
hobbits
adore them so.
The Hogling's foot, or trotter, as with all
pigs,
is an unusual body part, compared to many animals, but is also similar to some
of the more common farm animals. It has two main toes, situated in the middle,
and two much smaller ones on the outside of the foot, much further back. These
feet are attached to the pig's body with four short, often knobbly-kneed, legs.
The back two of these legs extend backwards from the body, and then bend at the
knee to point forwards, while the front two are more or less straight, and often
slightly longer. All four of these legs, though, are very meaty, following suit
with the rest of the
pig’s
body.
A
pig’s
snout is probably one of its most defining features, it being such a unique
appendage. Extending from the end of the Hogling’s face is this leathery pad.
Being one of the very few places on the
pig’s
body without hair is only the beginnings of its remarkableness. To the Hogling,
its snout is incredibly important, especially when it comes to food. Not only
does its amazing sense of smell help it find food, but the Hogling also uses its
snout dig around in the foliage and dirt to get the food. To aid in this
foraging, the
pig
is able to move its snout rather a lot.
At the end of the Hogling's back protrudes a little tail. It is rather common
for this tail to have a single twist, creating a loop, though some Hoglings may
have straight tails, while others may have two twists in their tail. The tails
with a double twist are deemed the most adorable by the hobbitlings, followed by
the single twist. When bearing the rare double twist, the tail always hangs
without touching the body, but a tail with a single twist or none at all would
likely rest against the body, the curled ones usually falling to one side. Less
commonly, a tail without a twist may remain raised, curving to touch the
pig’s
back. These tails are usually quite thin, around a nailsbreadth in thickness,
and most commonly reach a length of two
palmspans, though twists can
often make this deceiving. Most hobbits believe that a Hogling with a
double-twisted tail is superiorly bred, and so often fetch the most money as a
stud boar.
A rather peculiar feature of the Hogling is that the signs of its aging are
similar to a hobbit’s. The earliest of
these is the size of the pig's stomach, as the pig, like a
hobbit, grows into this fuller belly. This
increase in the
pig’s
midriff is more a sign of maturity, rather than a sign of the
pig’s
aging. As the
pig
grows more elderly, however, more signs appear. The
pig’s
skin starts to loosen and wrinkle, especially around the legs and face. The
latter of these often manages to coax a giggle out of the little hobbitlings as
they compare the elderly Hogling's face to a neighbour or family member. Towards
the end of the
pig’s
life, the skin above the eyes can sag so much that it covers the Hogling's eyes,
making navigation a bit difficult. The final sign of age in a Hogling is the
loss of colour in its hair, only aiding the hobbitlings
in the comparison with a greying hobbit.
Special Abilities.
For such a small animal, it is rather surprising that the Hogling possesses
considerable strength. Coupled with the large weight it is able to throw against
something, the Hogling makes a respectable draught beast. Though the
hobbithorse is a superior draft animal,
due to its larger size, the Hogling is still a sturdy animal, able to pull heavy
weights. For the
hobbit
pig farmers, it is far easier to use their
Hogling as a draught beast rather than borrow a
hobbithorse from a neighbour. Hoglings
are able to pull ploughs and other heavy farm objects, with the right harnessing
equipment, though carts filled with, say, barrels upon barrels of ale best be
left to the hobbithorse. Apart from
aiding it in being a draught animal, the Hogling's strength can help in many
other ways, giving it many other uses. The most notable of these was the Hogling
belonging to the rather quirky Tatterbrill Spurdowns, or Tat to his sparse
friends, a reputable breeder of these pigs in his earlier years. Later in life
the hobbit grew somewhat odd, some claiming him crazy, and he kept his Hogling,
named Rufus, as a bodyguard. He claimed the
pig was a better guardian than any
dog, though this was never tested, as his paranoia seemed
quite unfounded.
Aside from their adorable looks, the Hogling's speed is the reason the pig is so
well loved among the
hobbits. The
pigs provide great entertainment for hobbits young and old, and for some good
income as well. The annual 'Hog-Jockey Cup', held in the Dogodan shire, remains
one of the most popular and biggest events in a
hobbit's year. The piglets are usually faster than the older
pigs, due mainly to their lack of both roundness
and jockeys. The older
pigs, however, are the main attraction of the
races, with the piglets being seen more as entertainment for the hobbitlings. An
adult racing Hogling usually runs half a stral in around two minutes, though in
1349 a.S. Elsie Swirlytail, a Hogling racing legend ran the same distance in one
and a quarter minutes, by a wheely-watch's time, at the Hog-Jockey Cup, and this
still remains the record today.
Like any
pig, the Hogling has a remarkable sense of smell,
especially useful for truphull snuffling. They depend on their snout, rather
than their eyes, to find their food, and use it especially to hunt out the best
food, as the strongest smelling is the best tasting, at least in their eyes.
They look much like a dog when searching, snout to the ground, constantly
sniffing, which results in an odd snorting noise that entertains all the little
hobbitlings. While this sense of smell is amazing, compared to other domestic
and wild breeds of
pigs it is inferior.
As any hobbit could tell you, the Hogling
is rather intelligent, said to rival a Hob-hound, or in fact any dog. Hoglings
are quite trainable, being used as truphull snufflers, steeds, pets and, on the
odd occasion, bodyguards. All one needs to train one of these pigs is some
patience and a great deal of treats. This intelligence also aids the pig in
finding food and avoiding predators, not that either of these are much of a
problem if the pig is in the shire. The Hogling is also rather sensitive to the
weather, somehow being able to sense climate changes. Farmers rely on their
Hoglings to predict the weather for the day, allowing them to alter their
schedule. Every morning, the hobbit will go
out and check on the pigs, looking for signs of weather change, and after a
quick message to any neighbours without a Hogling, decide on what to do for the
day. Farmers have noticed that when bad weather, such as a storm, is coming, the
Hogling will act agitated, dig holes, seek shelter and some farmers insist their
pigs stockpile food before a storm.
Territory.
As a hobbit
pig it is only right that the Hogling lives in
the same areas as the halflings. As a
highly domesticated animal, bred almost exclusively by
hobbits, the Hogling dwells in and around
the three hobbit shires of Southern
Sarvonia. Hoglings are most numerous in the
Dogodan shire, due to the extensive hills they are able to graze in. With an
ample layer of fat, the Hogling is able to survive quite comfortably from the
most southern shire, Elenveran, to the most northern, Silvershire, though the
Hoglings of that shire generally have more hair than others. There are also a
few Hoglings owned by people of other races, though their numbers are small.
Habitat/Behaviour.
The Hogling is a domestic pig, kept by
hobbits, and as such usually lives a life
in relative comfort. Those kept for farming are likely to have free access to
pastures to reduce the amount of supplementary feeding. The
pigs would be enclosed in a yard, to prevent
mishaps, and in or connecting to the yard there would likely be a barn for the
pigs to sleep in and shelter from the weather. A sow, when close to birth and
after, would be moved to a separate stall to protect the piglets, and in the
cases of overly-protective mothers, protect the other pigs. This is usually much
the same for racing pigs and sometimes
truphull snufflers, as they
sometimes double up as farmyard animals.
Hobbits owning pet pigs, however, usually only have one, or two at the most,
and so their habitat is somewhat different. Firstly the confines would likely be
smaller and close to the house, to comfort the
pig. This is the major problem with singular
pigs, as they are a herd animal and get lonely
when by themselves. Because of this, a pet Hogling needs attention and over time
will often grow to act much like a dog, forming a bond
with its owner.
Diet.
Like their halfling counterparts, Hoglings have a hearty appetite, necessary to
maintain their rounded bodies. Pigs in general
are known to be undemanding eaters, and the Hogling is no different. Their diet
predominantly consists of vegetation, from grass, bushes, trees, if they can
reach the foliage, fruit, grains, berries and vegetables.
Hobbit farmers must be careful to fence
their garden well, for these pigs are unrelenting
eaters and are prone to targeting the prized flowers. Grains are particularly
useful for fattening a pig quickly, and so are
ideal for young pigs. Grain-fed Hoglings are also said to have richer flavoured
meat. While grains are the most common feed to enhance the Hogling’s taste,
there are many other foods that are claimed to aid the meat’s flavour. Berries,
for example, are said to lend their zest to the pig,
and some farmers also claim that pigs that eat a
lot of herbs can gain their flavour too. Many Hoglings also have a liking for
the distinctive taste of hobbitweed,
so cultivators of the plant must be wary. As well as plants, the Hogling also
has a taste for fish, though other meats can be eaten in moderation, sometimes
insects and occasionally even bark. Because of its wide palate, the Hogling is
the perfect way to dispose of any household scraps. No Hogling, however, can
survive on grass alone, and so it must be fed with other foods, even if it is
only additional grain. Nor can they live only on meat, as a few farmers have
tried.
Mating.
The mating of the Hogling is an unusual and noisy experience. At the age of ten
months a boar is sexually mature and able to mate, whereas a female need only be
eight months old. A sow will come on heat every month, give or take a week,
though the temperature can often affect this and rather brutal summers and
winters can result in poor breeding. While it is possible for a sow to be mated
at eight months of age, the piglets are likely to be smaller and even deformed,
especially if the sow is bred with a young boar, and so they are often kept
until they reach the age of a year.
There are several signs both a sow and boar will give suggesting that the sow is
on heat, known also as hogging. The sow's genitalia will swell up and possibly
discharge, however a much more easily seen sign is the sow standing still and
grunting and squealing, especially when near a boar. A boar will also nudge a
sow that is on heat and sometimes will also froth at the mouth. While on heat,
the sow will often become much lazier, preferring to lie down. Taking advantage
of this, the boar often collects small amounts of food and places it in front of
the sow to win her affection.
The actual mating of the pigs varies a lot for each pig and their environment.
Some matings take mere minutes while others may last up to half an hour. When a
sow is on heat the boar will mount the pig and lock onto her. The mating is
aggressive, though in the longer cases the boar often lacks the energy to
maintain this. It is almost impossible to separate the pigs during mating,
though a splash of water over the head usually distracts them enough to pull
them apart if that were desired. Throughout this whole mating process the boar
will grunt and squeal, as too will the sow on odd occasions though she is much
more likely to seem disinterested, sniffing the ground and even eating.
Roughly four months after the mating the sow will give birth to six to eight
piglets, though litters of ten have been heard of. Sows are known to be
extremely protective of their litters, whereas the boars resume their lazy
lives. Any wise farmer would do well to keep their distance from the sow during
the first few days after birthing, making prevention of tail irritation rather
difficult. The sow will spend much of its time lying on its side so that her
piglets may feed, though this shouldn't fool you into thinking it isn't wary.
While the Hogling is a protective mother, compared to its cousin the domestic
pig it is rather placid. The piglets are bigger than those of a regular domestic
sow, relative to their mother's size, though the Hogling piglets grow slightly
slower than their cousins and so their superior size doesn't last long. Once the
piglets are one month old they are able to be separated from their mother and
her milk to instead feed on solids and hence cease to be piglets, but rather
weaners. If not separated from their mothers, the piglet will be weaned by their
mothers themselves, though this will take longer. The mother sow will then be
able to mate again when she is next on heat, though some farmers prefer to give
the sow a break.
Usages.
The Hogling is known to have a few main usages, however the
hobbits, being a thrifty
folk, are constantly finding new uses for the pig. Obviously, the main use of
this pig is for the food it provides. A party
would not be complete without a finely roasted Hogling. It is a true compliment
to all guests if such a pig were served whole after hours over a spit, due to
the sheer amount of effort and time in preparing and cooking the succulent
pig. Nearly every part of the pig can be eaten,
by hobbits at
least. Sausages, bacon, pork and ham are taken from the pig meat, and the skin
can also be eaten after being fried. The feet of the pig, known as trotters,
when cook slowly for a long time, are also said to be a delectable treat, and
the pig's ears are often given to
dogs as a treat. When cooked correctly, the
pig's head can be used to create a preserve known
as pig
cheese, and this is rather popular served with pork. And finally the offal
is also often eaten, or fed to dogs. After the
hobbits are done, there
is usually barely anything left of the pig.
Being particularly hairy pigs, the Hogling’s hair
has a variety of uses. They can be used in brushes of all kinds, especially
paintbrushes, as their hair is slightly softer than most other domestic
pigs'. Paintbrushes made of Hogling hair,
especially from around the ears, are said to give a smooth brushstroke because
of their softness and so are quite popular among the
Bardavos artisans. However, for other
brushes, such as hairbrushes, coarser hair is preferred, which can be found on
the Hogling’s back, running along its spine. This line of hair is easily
noticeable as it is more plentiful there than on the rest of the body and rises
when the pig is happy or scared.
The hobbits are famous for their parties
and feasts, and while the Hogling could add magnificently to the feast aspect,
they can also benefit to parties. Hoglings, being rather fast for such a rotund
animal, have become part of a quite large tradition known as pig racing.
Pig racing makes a great party game, but this
tradition has grown in the hobbit shires,
and now pig racing is also a separate activity from parties. The
pigs, when young, are raced by themselves, but
when the pigs are bigger they are raced along a track, with a jockey on their
back. Pig racing has become a rather large event,
and there are now pig breeders, trainers, jockeys
and pigs themselves who work as racing
pigs. There is often prize money involved with
the racing and betting is also popular at the races. The largest, and most
prized event of all the races is the annual 'Hog-Jockey Cup' of the Dogodan
shire, where the best pigs from all shires are
raced against each other and the winner takes home the golden trophy, as well as
a sizeable amount of prize money.
The Hogling is again useful as a draught animal, owing to its considerable
strength and its large weight to throw around. While the
hobbithorse is more adept in this area,
due to its larger size, the Hogling is still able to hold its own as a draught
animal. Its major flaw in this area is its laziness. Farmers often find that
their Hogling won't pull what they ask simply because it doesn't want to. The
Hogling would usually much rather sleep or eat, and so farmers often have to
tempt the Hogling along with some edible treats.
Truphulls are extremely coveted
among the hobbit cooks, and due to their
usual exorbitant price, these hobbits
prefer not to buy truphulls. As such, they must instead find the
truphulls for themselves.
Hobbit Truphull Snufflers, as they are
known, generally use the Hogling to aid in their hunting for
truphulls, for the pigs are
attracted to the pungent smell of the fungus. The Hogling is easier to manage
for halflings than larger pigs and they need not
worry as much about taking the
truphull from the pig, however, due to
increased domestication, the Hogling has a inferior sense of smell compared to
most other domestic and wild pig breeds. This
lessened smell makes hunting for truphulls harder for the Hogling, and so
recently the Milo Pott terrier has been used instead of the pigs, at the penalty
of the dogs’ behaviour.
Some Hoglings are kept by hobbits solely as pets. Their adorable looks and
intelligence make them ideal pets, though their size can get a bit out of hand.
Their intelligence is rather remarkable, and as such they can actually be
trained as a dog would. The Hogling is definitely an
outside pet, as their size, in comparison to hobbits
and their homes, and their somewhat destructive nature makes keeping a pig
indoor a regrettable action. As piglets they are able to be kept indoors and in
some cases house trained, but when they grow their owners usually transfer them
into a pen outside. As a piglet, the Hogling is especially cute, and hobbits
are often prone to picking the piglets up for cuddles. However, most Hoglings
are fearful of being picked up, and will be distressed until they feel the
ground under their feet again.
Myth/Lore.
The
hobbits definitely
have more than their fair share of sayings and idioms, a few of which refer to
the Hogling. The first of these, ‘a Hogling’s gift’, is an expression meaning a
present given by a
hobbit with the
intention to charm a sweetheart. This relates to the tendency of male Hoglings
to shower their chosen partner with gifts of food.
Similar to this saying, there is a second often used among the shires. When a
young
hobbit goes to an
elder seeking advice on how to go about approaching the lass or lad of his or
her choice, the
hobbit may be met
with the reply, 'think like a Hogling', implying that the
hobbit should do
something to please his or her darling, whether it be to give a material gift or
a compliment.
A third saying one might hear from a hobbit’s
mouth again refers to the Hogling’s gift giving. A
hobbit who overdoes
the 'Hogling-thinking' is one who persists with his advances while it's obvious
to everyone but himself that the subject of his affection is not interested.
This
hobbit may then be
given the advice ‘stop shoving Hogling hoards into her face’.
The origins of this pig are not known for sure, yet there are a few tales
floating around the shires on this subject. Some
hobbits say that the
pig is simply bred from the normal
domestic pig, many of these claiming this done by
their great great great uncle's fourth cousin thrice removed, or some other
similar relation. Another common theory is that the Hogling is related to the
striped kara, a southerner pig of an even smaller stature than the Hogling. It
is thought that a rather adventurous hobbit brought one of these striped pigs
back to his shire, and after breeding it with domestic pigs, the Hogling
eventually emerged. This is certainly supported by the occasional multicoloured
pig, with this mixture of colours usual showing
itself as a coloured band, or stripe, around the torso.
As any
hobbit could tell
you, the fables of Ortledink “Dinkie” Posywell nearly always had characters who
were animals, often able to speak. The Hogling was an animal often used by
Ortledink in his fables. The most notable of these is 'The Three Troublesome
Pigs', a tale known by heart since an early age by every
hobbitling, teaching them the moral that
cheeky hobbitlings always end up getting their comeuppance.
Care. Hoglings are known to be rather docile animals, making caring for them much easier than for most pigs, and indeed most farm animals. While very little care is needed for these pigs, there is quite a lot of optional care that can make them a lot happier and healthier. The following is an excerpt from ‘Farmer Benny’s Guide To Farming’ on the care of Hoglings.
Hogling Care (from “Farmer Benny’s Guide To Farming”). To
care for a Hogling all you need do is provide it water for both drinking
and bathing, food and a grassy area, that will sooner or later be mud.
However, for the avid farmer, breeder, racer or pet owner, there is much
more you can do. The Hogling’s skin is rather tough, and naturally dry. It
is not necessary to bathe your pig regularly, but rather provide an area
for them to bathe if they wish. In summer, some pigs enjoy the occasional
dousing of water, and this should also be used to treat Hot Hog, but
except for these cases, you should refrain from bathing your pig. Mud is a
much better solution, and should be used instead of water if viable. I
know a few Hobbits who give their pigs a ‘mud-massage’, which they claim
stops the skin getting oily. |
Ailments. The Hogling is prone to a few ailments, much to the dismay of farmers. However, most ailments are easily curable with a little bit of knowledge. Again, Farmer Benny explains the treatment of these diseases in his book.
Hogling Ailments (from “Farmer Benny’s Guide To
Farming”). The curly tails of some Hoglings often delight many
hobbitlings, but this is also sometimes the case for piglets. The piglets
often chew each other’s tails, which can then lead to the tail becoming
irritated. This ailment is rather negligible, but it can be very annoying
for the piglet. If the irritation is especially bad, the piglet may lose
interest in food, though this is rare. To stop this, rub a paste on all of
the piglets' tails to stop the chewing. The paste must contain mintnue, as
the piglets dislike its strong taste. It is best if this paste is applied
liberally two or three days after birth. If the tail is already irritated,
still apply the ointment to prevent further chewing, but aside from that
there is nothing you can do except keep an eye on the piglet. |
Researchers. Ebeneber 'Benny' Tricklebrook, born 1583 a.S., being
a farmer and author of a guide to farming, knows quite a lot about Hoglings, and
indeed any other animal farmed by hobbits.
Since he was a young hobbitling, Benny
always knew he would be a farmer, just like his many fore fathers stretching
back to his great great great great grandfather, Longborst 'Logie' Tricklebrook.
He had always loved animals, especially fond of petting the two little Hobytla
Coneys they kept in a hutch. And so when he aged, and inherited the farm from
his father he continued the farming, steadily growing as they always had. He
married a nice hobbit lass, Camellia
Hayward, who was the daughter of a Racing-Hogling breeder of good reputation.
When her father grew too old to manage his stud, he passed it on to Benny.
With now over double the lands he had once owned, Benny expanded his livestock,
bringing in new animals. He was known through much of the shire as an excellent
farmer, and, after some encouragement from his friends and wife, he agreed to
share his knowledge with his fellow hobbits.
So he started writing his book, starting by compiling a list of every fact and
tip he could think of about any animal he owned, which happened to be almost any
type of animal found in the shire. It took him two years to finish, as it grew
from a simply helping his friends to a guide for any farmer, and so he went to
others for help. Once finished the book spread around the shire like wildfire,
and after word spread, to the other shires as well.
Benny became famous among all hobbit
farmers as possibly the best farmer alive, some often claiming him being blessed
by Odelve himself. His research of the Hogling was rather easy, due to his
acquired Hogling stud. His wife also put him in contact with some other
breeders, who gave him additional information on the
pig. Now, at the ripe old age of 86, Benny lives on his farm with his wife
and children. His children now tend the farms, with his daughter head of the
Hogling stud and his son in charge of the original farm. And they too promise to
be a talented farmers, having learnt from the master.
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