For the last time, Dek, I'm Volkek-Oshran

Hi all ... the following has been an idea bubbling away in my head for a while now ... it features two of my characters ... I'm not sure where/how/if it should be integrated ... maybe on the paradies of Santharia page? As yes, it is basically a parody in the same vein as North Sarvonian Girls.

Changes in this colour, and yes, I've seen some.

By Dek Hardin, borrowed heavily from, and with very big apologies to, Scrubs: My Musical episode song "For the last time Turk, I'm Dominican.

Phlegah and Dek walked and talked together for a while, when Dek said, "Phlegah, I'm intrigued in knowing how your people, the Ximaxians live and work in the city of Ximax and the Magic Academy."

"I'd be pleased to show you the catacombs beneath the city of Ximax and the Academy." Phlegah said to him.

Deklitch looked surprised at that and said to her, "I thought that Ximaxians lived and worked in the city and Academy of Ximax."

Phlegah's demeanor changed, and she started backing him up, while pointing a finger at his chest, as music began and the spoken words up to this point became singing.

Phlegah:
I've had it up to here so let me make it very clear.
Cause I swear I'll never tell you this again. Every time that you profess
I am Ximaxian...

Dek:
Yes?

Phlegah:
For the last time, Dek, I'm Volkek-Oshran!

Dek:
Don't make a big to do, I was simply testing you.

Phlegah:
Then why'd you write in the Compendium I'm Ximaxian?

Dek:
Phle, you know I know the truth.

Phlegah:
Well I need a little proof. So list all you know about me or no information.

Dek:
Ok, lets see. Your name is Phlegah

Phlegah:
Oh, yes.

Dek:
You are an orc.

Phlegah:
Observant.

Dek:
You are a mage, you have a cat, and wait...I got it. Fire Daughter!

Phlegah:
Dek!

Dek:
Necromancer? Well I'm sure you're a Metal Crafter who is really hot!

Phlegah:
Tell me, what is my surname?

Dek:
Ok, I'm tired of this game. Let's forget it, I give up, I guess you win again. But it's not just me who get mixed up
by all this crazy Santharian stuff

Sordoc the Great:
Sorry Dek, Even Sordoc the Great knows, she's Volkek-Oshran. He's Great!

Phlegah:
Did I grow up in the Greenhouse or was it the Catacombs? How long before we met was I in the Everbright? When we met did you research Ximax City or
the Academy? Am I Ximaxian or Volkek-Oshran?

Dek:
The thing is I research facts, like what happened when the Chosen died and formed Eight Winds Bay. And that is why my brain
is maxed! And I think of you both as a Volkek Oshran, Santharian and Ximaxian.

Phlegah:
Well thank you for that glimpse into the thinkings of the compendium.

Dek:
Let's talk about the catacombs, and not the fact that you're

Phlegah:
Volkek-Oshran!

Dek:
You live and work In the catacombs.

Phlegah:
Yes, Volkek-Oshrans consider them our homes.

Dek:
I'd love to come and research them for the compendium

Phlegah:
Then I'll take you there today! Now you're sure that that's ok?

Dek:
I say of course, and I mean "yes" in Volkek-Oshran, and Ximaxian

Phlegah:
Dek...

Dek:
But you're Volkek-Oshran