I get a n00b of a fire mage drunk deliver him to orrils study, where he then casts rise flame accidently setting a book on fire. then he casts control flame and all of orrils sdudy is comsumed in flames.
50 dozen Kasumarii assains pop out and trash orril. the illusion on "Zellquor" fades and the real one walks up and plants a 4 ped long T.V. on orrils face. He then begins playing Chrono Cross.
Yes. I know this is not an RPG board. So thus there are no RPing rules to break. ha