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Alysse the Likely
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« on: 29 January 2009, 08:22:20 »

This is another song in the tradition of Septimus Smallpiece's Bawdy Songs.  I wrote this song a couple of days ago  and was debating about sending it in.  I need a break from reality, so that's why I  decided to send it now.

North Sarvonia Girls  (To the tune of California Girls, with apologies to Brian Wilson and Mike Love)

Oh, the Naurooth girls are lovely,
clad in nothing but their hair
And the half-orc maids can be fetching too,
though their fangs you must beware
The Kuglimz nomad daughters
can uplift a man all right,
And the curvy Iceland ladies know, how to keep you warm all night

I wish they all could be North Sarvonia…girls!

In the summer months they like to swim
and they leave their clothes behind
That’s when I set sail up the Aelyvian coast
to watch them sporting in the brine
I’ve sailed about this great big world
and I’ve seen all kinds of girls
But now I’ve set forth to go back up North
Back to the cutest girls in the world!

I wish they all could be North Sarvonia…girls!

Alysse the Likely

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« Reply #1 on: 29 January 2009, 08:33:54 »

Oh, oh, you naughty Northern girl!

A very - er - inspirational and uplifting ballad, indeed.   Apologies to someone are necessary, though I'm not sure it's to Wilson and Love!  Possibly just 'love'?

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« Reply #2 on: 29 January 2009, 09:22:31 »


Methinks I will have to ask Alt where he keeps all his Iceland ladies at.

Yeah...uplifting! That just about describes it, I don't think we'd need any more detail than that. evil

I'm glad you decided to post it, Alysse, this piece certainly brought a smile and a chuckle to me. Thanks :D
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« Reply #3 on: 29 January 2009, 10:28:06 »

Hehe.. very good Alysse.  :D

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« Reply #4 on: 29 January 2009, 10:38:52 »

Well those Sanguian farmer's daughters, ya, they make you feel all right....

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« Reply #5 on: 17 February 2009, 04:38:11 »

Marked this one as well to be integrated, though it's more a parody/alternate version as already mentioned in the thread where we've posted the MP3 version. Not quite sure where to out it yet, it's something for Treasures or Web Site specials, but well, we'll see. Just don't want to forget this one, so it's definitely marked to be put somewhere ;)

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