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THE
PREZZERS
AND PETITIONERS
SNACK
("PRETZELS") |
Prezzers and Petitioners are a salty snack that have found their way into taverns in very different continents - you can find them in Santharia in Sarvonia and Nybelmar's Krath Empire. There is little difference between the two and both were made separately without knowledge of the other being made. Prezzers are the Krath Empire version and Petitioners are the Santharian version. Petitioners are softer and chewy, while Prezzers are hard and crunchy. Both Petitioners and Prezzers are also called "Pretzels" and "Bretzen".
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Description.
The
Santharian
Pretzel is made with a single long strand of dough twisted into a loose knot. In
Santharia
they are called "Petitioners" because they look like a person who has crossed
their arms in prayer, a formation said to please
Eyasha and
Seyella, so it only fits that the Temples
of Eyasha give away baskets of these to
worshippers and the poor in that area.
The
Krath Empire
version is just kept simple as a circle or as two cirlces attached to make what
looks like the numeral 8. It starts out as a large oval and then the long sides
are put together and twisted. There was no real meaning to making the shape like
this, it is just how it was first done. Due to its simple shape, it is a
favourite of housewives and novice bakers, which has helped it achieve
popularity.
While the Krath Prezzer is hard and cruchy, the
Santharian
Petitioner is softer, and smoother, ideal for dipping. Thus, while the
Santharians
only bake their Pretzels to a light
cinnabrown, the Krath keep
theirs in the fire until they have reached an
aldemirene brown.
Small pieces of hard-salt are sprinkled onto the dough right before baking, so
that the salt is stuck onto the Pretzel, until some playful child or a
salt-hating adult picks it off.
Both versions are smooth, but for the hard salt. This smoothness is occasionally
interrupted by a slight dip. This is caused by a baker when handling them. He
may squeeze a little bit too hard and create a slight depression in the dough.
Taste. Both
versions taste the same, like a hard piece of bread with a slight salty taste.
(Its not just the bits of hard salt, but the salt soaked bread.) It tastes like
a hard piece of bread because that is basically what it is. The bread actually
has a little bit of saltiness to it too. This is done by mixing the dough with
slightly salty water before it is cooked.
Both forms of Pretzels are often found in taverns - as the salt makes people
thirsty, tavern-keepers often lay a few out, just to get the patrons to drink
more.
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Usages/Effects.
Prezzers and Petitioners are usually an appetizer, used by tavern-keepers to
encourage to get the customer thirsty. This causes some people can have quite a
few drinks before their main meal even reaches them.
Some of these treats are also covered with chocolate, to create Chocolate
Covered Prezzers. Since
chocolate is too expensive, some taverns cover their Prezzers or Petitioners
with various kinds of syrup. The most common kind is maple, though others are
used often. These Syrup Covered Petitioners and Prezzers are still quite good,
though not near as good as the actual
chocolate ones.
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Method of Preparation.
Both the Prezzer and Petitioner are made the same way, the only difference being
in the form they are twisted. If a baker were able to gather all the
ingredients, he would be able to make these quite easily. The needed ingredients
include: dough of choice (usually loibl), hard
salt, water mixed with salt, and some
saleratys. The hardest ingredient to find is the Saleratys, though most can get
some from a local alchemist.
First off you take the dough and the salted water,
and mix the two together. Pour in a little water
at a time, then kneed the dough for a bit. Then add a bit more of the
water. A few splashes of the salted
water is enough to add some saltiness to the
dough.
The second step is to take off little bits of the dough and roll them out into a
long string. The width should be around a
nailsbreadth and the length
should be a little bit shorter than a
palmspan. Take this string
of dough and twist it. For the Krath version, just make an oval and then twist
the sides so the middle is twisted together. For the
Sarvonian version, make the line into a
heart shape, with the ends of the string touching the bottom of the heart, or
the middle of the string. Then take the ends and twist them around each other
twice. Then take the ends and push them into the bottom of the heart shape. Push
down on the twist to make sure they stick together. This step is the hardest,
and may take some practice to perfect.
The third step is to take the Prezzer or Petitioner and dip them in the
saleratys. The Saleratys will coat the Pretzel and make it shiny when the snack
is fully cooked. After you have dipped all the dough Prezzers and Petitioners in
the saleratys, take your hard salt and chip some small pieces off onto each of
the shapes.
When the desired about of hard salt is applied, pop the snacks in the oven and
check every now and then to see if they are done. You will know they are done by
the shiny colour. To make sure they are done all the way, take one out and snap
it in half. If it snaps and there is no doughiness in the center then they are
done. The Petitioner is usually a bit a softer than the Prezzer, so Petitioners
may not snap. The best way to tell if a Petitioner is done is by the colour.
Take them out and let them sit, until cool. - Then... Enjoy!
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Origins.
Both the
Krath Empire
and Santharia came up with these salty
snacks without knowing the other was creating an equivalent snack. It is not
known who was first to create them but all the Krathazar believe they were
first, and then most of the Santharians
believe it was made first on their continent. A handful of
Santharians believe the Krathazar made
them first. This is mostly due to the fact that the Krathazar are credited with
the discovery of a use of saleratys with Prezzers. These few
Santharians will rarely, if ever, say that
the Krathazar were first, though.
Pretzels are quite cheap to make, needing only dough mixed with salt
water, and some hard salt to sprinkle on it.
As such, they are sold cheap enough for the common people to be able to afford
them a few times a week.
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Myth/Lore.
Santharia didn't use saleratys on their
Petitioners until recently. Originally only the
Krath Empire
had the shiny sheen to their Prezzer. Then when
Santharia found out that the Krath version
was shiny they were determined to find out how they did it. For several years
the secret was kept. Then somehow the information was leaked to
Santharia. It is thought that a Krathazar
baker had been seen using the saleratys by an alchemist, and then the alchemist
spread the word. We have no records that show if this is actually how it
happened or not. This is just what is widely believed to have happened.
How the Krath Empire figured out that saleratys worked is more documented in a
few diaries and a family cookbook or two.
These sources all agree that a baker named Tilan Nearia was making Prezzers, and
he had made it to the stage where he had just finished putting the salted
water in the dough. Then he was distracted by
something and left the dough sitting on the table.
Some time after he had left the room, his son came in with his friend. The
friend was a son of an alchemist, and had taken some saleratys from his father's
collection of alchemicals and substances. He was going to conduct some
experiments of his own later. The friend set the saleratys on the table next to
the dough. Then the friend and the chef's son started to play and at one point
knocked into the table, spilling the saleratys onto the dough.
They both were afraid of being caught, the baker's son afraid of being punished
for ruining the dough, and the alchemist's son afraid of being caught taking the
saleratys. They decided to try and hide the evidence by kneeding the dough and
then burying the bottle. Then they both went back to their homes and tried to
act normal.
Tilan came back and then resumed cooking the Prezzers unaware that a substance
had been added to the dough. When the Prezzers were done cooking, the chef was
amazed to see that his Prezzers were shiny. He could not think of any reason for
them to be shiny so he called his son, and asked if he had done anything or saw
anything.
His son confessed that he and his friend had spilled something in the dough.
When Tilan talked with the alchemist, and they found out that it was saleratys,
the chef went home and threw the Prezzers away. He didn't know what the Prezzers
would do since they had saleratys in them.
That night his pet got to the thrown away Prezzers and ate them. When Tilan woke
up and found out he thought he might lose his pet. But nothing happened to the
pet. So after awhile Tilan decided to see how the Prezzers would taste. He made
a new batch and this time purposely put in some saleratys. When he tried them,
he found that they did not taste any different than a normal Prezzer.
Once he was sure that nothing was going to happen to him he started to sell
these "Shiny Pretzels". He told a few of his friends about this and word got
spread around. Eventually the entire
Krath Empire
knew how to make these famous "Shiny Pretzel".
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Importance.
These snacks are found in many taverns, in both the
Krath Empire
and Santharia. The people enjoy the
saltiness of the Prezzers and Petitioners and can eat bowls at a time. Many
people eat a bowl of Prezzers or Petitioners a few times a week, and the
wealthier may have them every day. Tavern owners like these in their taverns to
increase the number of drinks ordered, and that they do. They are easy enough to
make and the ingredients aren't too hard to find that they can be sold cheap,
and occasionally given away.
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