This
putrid plant from the southern borders of the Mists of Osthemangar has but one
feature which makes it worthy of mention; the subterranean seed known commonly
as the Nak-Nut. Containing the power to befuddle the memory, it has been the
subject of much experimentation through the centuries, most of it dangerous and
misguided. Names used to refer to this plant are "Forget-Me-Nut",
"No-Know-Nut", "Nak's Bane", "Nak-Nut" and "Lithnut".
Appearance. The
Forget-Me-Nut bush is a rather ugly little thing which grows sparsely around the
southern fringes of the Mists of Osthemangar in the northern Cartash region of
Northern Sarvonia.
Seldom reaching more than a fore
in height, the stunted, twisted, viciously thorned trunk and branches of this
plant show a tendency to grow across the ground, in a manner which calls to mind
the wind-ravaged silhouette of a lone tree
growing from a mountainside crevice, and they invariably stretch towards the
Mists, as if drawn by some unseen force.
The gnarled trunk typically measures between one and two palmspans around and
barely breaks the surface of the land before it splits into several similarly
contorted branches. The whole is covered in a pale grey bark, which is very
brittle and flakes or peels off quite easily, sometimes being blown free by even
moderate breezes. These same breezes, which are an almost constant feature of
the area, also cause the branches to sway about and rattle against each other,
oftentimes causing them to break. This happens easily as the wood is extremely
brittle.
The exposed wood beneath the bark is of a pale styruine hue, and exudes a
particularly odoriferous sap which irritates the skin if touched. Everything
about the appearance of this bush leads one to believe that it is, in fact,
dead.
The thorns which are a prominent feature of this plant cover so much of the
surface of it that it is sometimes impossible to find sufficient space betwixt
them to allow one to pick-up a fallen branch. They are up to five
nailsbreadths in length,
needle-sharp, and contain some form of weak toxin which causes painful swelling
to appear around the puncture wound. Often, the tip of a spine will break off
inside the wound, and if not removed will cause the wound to fester.
Contrary to the appearance of most woody plants, the Forget-Me-Nut Bush bears
few leaves, seldom carrying more than five or six on each branch, and those
mostly at the very tips of the branch. They are at most a half-palmspan
in length, and shaped not unlike a knife-blade, albeit curled backwards upon
itself in the manner of leaves in autumn. Their colouration is also reminiscent
of many leaves during the period of hibernation, being somewhere between a
sickly yellow-green, and pale brown. They fall easily from the branch when
touched, and have about them a dry, crumbly texture.
The flower, which appears at seemingly random times during the plant’s life, is
around the size of a thumbnail and consists of four individual petals which
fray, curl and twist themselves into unattractive shapes. Their dirty
white-brown colouration varies slightly from bush to bush, but always gives the
appearance of the flower having started to wilt and die. The disproportionate
stench emitted by this single flower is reminiscent of a rotting corpse, as
seems befitting of any plant which grows in this festering region. Once
pollinated, the flower will drop from the plant and the nut will begin to
develop underground.
The nut itself grows quite slowly, taking up to three moons to reach full size.
When fully mature, the nut measures up to six
nailsbreadths in length by
two nailsbreadths across. The shape is usually described as a flat oval, but is
perhaps better explained by comparing it to a single segment taken from a
kitauhre fruit. The
gnomish discoverer of this twisted tree, Padee
Nik Nak, described it thusly; "Imagine, if you would, taking a 'V'-shaped slice
from a circular fruit. A flattened wedge of a sphere, curved along one face,
with the ends rounded off....". Indeed, this shape is so characteristic of the
Nak-Nut that it has entered the Tharian language. One can speak of a person's
fingers, for example, as being 'nakhoid' in appearance... somewhat spatulate yet
bulky.
The shell of the nut is dark-brown to
norsidian in colour, and has
deep ridges running across its surface. It is also extremely hard, needing
several good solid whacks between two stones before it will break.
Within the outer shell can be found three or four oval seeds of the same sickly
colour as the exposed wood of the main trunk. They have a spongy feel to them, a
distinctly unpleasant smell reminiscent of strong
cheese, and are horribly bitter or
sour to taste. They have also been reported to cause burning and blistering of
the lips, tongue and gullet if eaten.

Territory.
This unattractive plant can only be found growing around the
fetid southern edges of the dreaded Mists of Osthemangar, between the Deep Winds
Portal and the Cartashian Woods in northern
Caelereth. Little else has the ability to draw sufficient nourishment from
the barren soil of these regions and so, although small, they are easily spotted
amongst the rocks and stunted weeds which make up the landscape.

Usages.
The nut seems to be the only part of this ugly tree that serves any useful
purpose whatsoever, and even that is of a dubious nature. The wood is too
brittle and contorted to serve as building material, and the sap it exudes
confounds any attempts to ignite it. Similarly, the leaves are dry and brittle,
and crumble at the slightest touch. The stench which surrounds the insignificant
flower of the bush makes it worthless as a decoration, as does its faded
appearance. Nor can the whole be used in any decorative manner, as the ugliness
and stench thereof cause offense to all sensibilities.
Padee Nik Nak, the late Sarvonian
gnomish Herbologist, discovered the unusual
effects of the Nak-Nut whilst looking for new spices. Having ground the shell
with his pestle and mortar, he took a sniff of the resulting powder and spent
the rest of the day sitting at his bench, staring at the bowl before him with a
puzzled look to his face, according to his apprentices, and nor could they rouse
him from this stupor.
After awakening from his trance, he took one look at the powder before him, and
took another sniff! His apprentices decided to take the bowl from him before
more harm was done.
There followed many years of intense study and experimentation, culminating in
the presentation of his parchment "Natural
Sarvonian Soporifics" to the Sage Council of Lorehold. Unfortunately,
precise details of the dosages required to achieve the various levels of amnesia
which are the mark of this unusual powder are held under strict control, and
therefore are prohibited from publication to the general population.

Reproduction.
Unlike most plants, the Forget-Me-Nut bush does not flower every year, in fact
much of the workings of the reproductive cycle of this wholly remarkable plant
remain a mystery even today. All that is known is that at some point in its
life, each bush will produce a single small flower at the tip of one of its
branches (an event of which the timing appears to be entirely random).
Due to the lack of birds and insects in this hazardous region, the bush must
rely on larger passing animals to brush against the flower and transfer the
pollen in a similar fashion to another plant. This is a particularly random
occurrence, due to the scarcity of wildlife around the fringes of the Mists, and
may explain, somewhat, the rarity of the bush.
Another reason why the Nak-Nut is so scarce can be found if one examines the
soil around the roots of the plant. The sap, which is produced in prodigious
quantities, leeches from the wood into the soil, and seems to taint it to such
an extent that no other plant, big or small, can survive in it's environs. This
includes the Nak-Nut itself. Whilst the parent bush is young and strong, the
toxins it produces in it's sap are equally robust and prevent even the nuts
developing on its own roots from growing. However, once the bush reaches a
certain age, the toxic qualities of the sap begin to abate, thus allowing any
developing nuts to gain a foothold from whence they can begin to grow into a
new, healthy bush.
Once a flower has been successfully pollinated, the petals will soon drop away
and the fruit, or rather the nut, will begin to develop. Anyone looking to find
this single nut where the flower appeared will be somewhat befuddled, however,
as it grows not on the branch, but underground as an attachment to one of the
straggly roots.

Myth/Lore.
Widely accepted as the discoverer of this bush, Padee Nik Nak was certainly the
first person to research and describe the effects of the powdered nut-shell. His
pamphlet on 'Natural Sarvonian Soporifics' is still regarded as the definitive
text on the subject, and is taught even today in herbology classes disc-wide.
Unfortunately, there is little modern research done into this potent hypnotic,
as over time an accumulation of accidentally inhaled powdered shell invariably
leads to researchers forgetting where they left their notes, or what the notes
actually mean, and in severe cases, who they are and what they were doing in the
first place!
Nak's findings are still the most complete record of the body-size/amount/effect
ratio, and also include a basic easy-reference table, the product of many years
of intense trial-and-error investigation. This table is, however, missing from
the copies of 'Natural Sarvonian
Soporifics', as it is thought too tempting to allow students and those of a less
than sociable nature easy access to this potentially dangerous information.
Only the original copy of the pamphlet, held in the secure vault of the Lorehold
University Library, contains the table, and access to it is only given to
selected Herbmasters, and even then only under supervision by a member of the
Sage Council.
Padee Nik Nak himself managed to avoid the worst effects of the powder by
realizing early in his research just what the outcome may be if he continued to
expose himself to it. He soon employed a small team of trusted pupils and tasked
them with testing the powders effects on as many different races, sizes and ages
as possible, in order that he may create his reference table. Some undertook
their task in a properly scientific manner, paying volunteers to subject
themselves to varying amounts of the drug, and noting their reactions. Others
sought a quicker, and altogether cheaper way of completing their work. They went
out into the most impoverished of areas and waylaid lone travelers, drunkards,
and even children, blowing the powder into their faces and then following them
to note what occurred. History does not recount what fate befell those poor
unfortunates who were given what amounted to huge overdoses of this drug.
When Nak discovered what had been going on, he became enraged and ordered that
the students who had been performing these dangerous tests should now suffer the
same fate as their hapless victims. He had them bound and brought before him
one-by-one. He then exposed them to measured amounts of the powder sufficient to
erase their memories of their time at his laboratories. After this, they were
deposited at the nearest crossroads and left to their own devices.

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