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Artimidor Federkiel

(Christian Strobl) |
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| Pictures |
Okeydokey!
You wanted some photos of the fabulous creator of this site and this
although I've warned you that I'm definitely not the Brad Pitt type of
guy... - Well, here is a real life picture of the famous Artimidor which
was taken after I have persuaded myself that a good website needs at least
one image of its creator - which will also remain the maximum I will
publish here (ok, I will think again about it if the bribing money seems
appropriate *hehe*). As you may count existing photographs of myself in
the whole world with one hand this picture is also somewhat unique, so
keep this sacred view in mind - next time eventually I will see if I can
find a razor too... The picture represents myself in a very rare moment
when I'm not stressed or in utter despair (must be a painting then,
eh?). It is also one of the first pictures where you can see me with short
hair after I've got my long hair cut... *ouch*
Though the
photo above convinces most Santharians that I'm a really existing person and not
a legendary figure who only sprang from your own imagination, some Santharians
have their own picture of Arti in their minds. Our famous Singaporean writer
Dalá'Valannía for example called Arti "her knight in shiny armour"
as well as a "fuzzy bunny" (original quotes). As this really seems
like a very interesting combination, Poland's finest artist, Faugar the
Great, couldn't resist and tried to put this vision into drawn reality. Well,
you can see the results to the right... *grin*
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| Biography |
And here some things about life, the universe and everything, but in
general something about myself:
In the beginning...
(1972-1978)
That's quite a long time ago - and
I haven't got the slightest idea what was going on then. I don't have any terrific
memories, so it couldn't have been that bad. But let's jump over this one.
Primary school (1978-1982)
Oh, good old primary school! I
made this fundamental experience in Kemeten (a rather small village somewhere in
Burgenland, don't feel ashamed if you don't know where to put it).
Grammer school (1982-1990)
Visited grammer school - or as
Austrians say: the AHS-Gymnasium - in Oberschützen.
University (1990-1994)
That was the time when I went to
Vienna - that's a town you definitely should know of - in order to conquer the world (and
if time allowed to study communication arts as well as philosophy).
The whole thing was done in 1994 when I completed my studies with an overwhelming
philosophical work consisting of 269 pages, titled "Eine Ästhetik der Existenz"
("An Aesthetics of the Existence") and subtitled "Kierkegaard, Nietzsche
and Foucault als Wegmarken zum postmodern Anderen der Moral" ("Kierkegaard,
Nietzsche and Foucault guiding us to postmodern ethics").
Never heard of Nietzsche or Kierkegaard? Don't know the meaning of the term
"postmodernism"? No interest in today's tendencies of morality towards
sensuality? No idea about "aisthesis" and it's consequences in everyday life?
No? - Can't be! Anyway, if you think that your ethics can agree to live without this
wisdom, congratulations: You've won! - Just let me emphasize that I told you that you're
going to miss one of the greatest philosophical experiences in your life in case you
should decide not to read my work! No remorse? Ok, let it be. *grin*
And now for something completely different...
Community service
(1994)
Law in Austria wants it to happen
that young innocent males enter military service to do some kind of war games everybody
dislikes. It was decided that I would be fit for the job, which means physically healthy,
not completely insane (or something quite similiar). But due to my specific point of view
that shooting Quake-monsters is by far much more fun than playing war games in reality I
did my best to avoid military services.
So that's why I had to do some community service - guess that's the right term - as first
aider at Vienna's Red Cross. This part in my life was really interesting, most of the time
great fun and I still miss some drivers (hello Walter!) as well as other Quake-players
doing the same job with me day in, day out.
Various jobs
(1995-1996)
Having lots of ideas and plans but
not knowing where to begin, I entered the difficult part of life: Finding the right
profession. Which means on the one hand to earn some money and on the other hand not to
become completely dissatisfied with life.
So that's why I stayed a little while longer at the Red Cross doing my job as first aider,
then turned to a local provincial newspaper.
There I worked in some sort of "leading position" - which meant in particular
that I had to do everything in every possibly respect to get the paper out: interview
people, check every possible political and social event, make snapshots, get new stories,
write these stories, do layouts, hunt up advertisements, plan future editions and, and,
and... Plus earning nearly no money at all. Maybe that wasn't really the way I wanted my
lifetime's future to be.
Being a passionate computer freak I changed my job to programming. Starting on boring and
unspectacular OS/400 in a small company I soon turned to Visual Basic (ah: pics!, oh:
colors!, can't be: there's a programmer's editor you can really program with! - or at
least I thought so at this time...)
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Programmer at EOP Austria
(Since 1997)
In February 1997 I entered
the company where I'm still working. I enjoy the job participating in programming
the world's most famous Sales Management System - simply called "Smash"
(nomen est omen) -, although we've lots of stress from time to time and can't seem to
remember the meaning of the terms "holidays" or "vacation" (hello to
my fellow-sufferers Tom and Bob!). Greetings also go to all those hundred people who have
left the company while only the core survived these hard times...
Anyway: EOP Austria, European Organization Point of Sale, is expanding
permanently and it's only a matter of time when we will end up rich with no idea where to
spend the whole money on (or so the saying goes)...
The Santharian Dream (November
1998)
November 1998 I started my little personal fantasy website completely in German in my
carse sparetime. The perfectionist in me said: It indeed is nice but won't make me happy
for the rest of my life. So to gain more attention I converted the main pages into English
and expanded the concept of presenting my (German) texts on the net by adding the fantasy
world creation idea.

Half a year later and due to a first promotion rush the first "members" joined
the Santharian endeavour - long live the names Coór'Efér, Dalá'Valannía and Vaelaron!
Well, and the rest? Is Santharian history...
Programmer at
Rescom
(July 2001)
No
big news, except that we've changed the company name. Same company, same
programming, still conquering the world with our product:)
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| Gender |
Male |
| Academic
Degree |
Mag. Phil. (degree in philosophy) |
| Date
of Birth |
28th of May 1972 |
| Place
of Birth |
Oberwart (Burgenland) |
| Profession |
Programmer |
| Destiny/Doom |
Writer |
| Languages |
German
(native), English, French, Latin (not fluently...) |
| Location
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Vienna |
| Nationality
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Austria |
| E-Mail |
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Instant Messengers |
ICQ: 20883605
(Artimidor) |
AIM: Artimidor |
MSN: artimidor@yahoo.com |
Yahoo: Artimidor
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| Websites |

My personal website. At this library you find several literaric texts done by myself: Narrations, novels in
progress, lyrics, dramas, the fantasy texts of course and other fragments
(like diary notes)
as well as my philosophical work, which I did on the Austrian university. German
only, guys!

My personal Elfwood gallery. The Elfwood project is a
fantastic opportunity for every writer and artist to present his/her works to
a greater community on the web. Enjoy this great site! |
| Favourite
Authors |
Fantasy: J.R.R. Tolkien, Raymond E. Feist, non-fantasy related:
Albert Camus, Franz Kafka, Samuel Beckett, Friedrich Nietzsche
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| Favourite
Books |
"The Hobbit",
"The Lord of the Rings", "The Silmarillion"
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| Favourite
Musician |
Simon
& Garfunkel, Ludwig van Beethoven, Richard Wagner, Jean-Michel Jarre,
Vangelis, Jive Bunny & The Mastermixers (music from the fifties and the sixties in
general), the Mystera-CDs series and of course the famous Warcraft II-Soundtrack
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| All
time favourite Songs |
"The
Boxer",
"Sound of Silence", "Bridge over Troubled Water" (Simon & Garfunkel/Gregorian),
"Demo
- Letzter Tag", "Der Weg" (Herbert
Grönemeyer), "Sleeping Sun" (Nightwish),
"Ameno" (Era) |
| Favourite
Game |
"The
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", "Thief - The Dark Project",
the
"Gothic" series,
"Pro Pinball - Timeshock!" ... and all single player RPGs which - thank
the Twelve! - still have got a story!
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| Favourite
Football Team |
No specification, cause I'm a trainer-fan (especially Otto
Baric, Walter Schachner and Otto Rehagel). |
| Favourite
Movie |
"A Clockwork Orange",
"The Lord of the Rings",
"The Meaning of Life", ... and everything (else) by Stanley Kubrick
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| Favourite
Director |
Stanley Kubrick (may he rest in peace)
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| Favourite
Actor/Actress |
Robert de Niro, Jennifer Aniston
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| Favourite
TV Series |
"LOST", "Twin
Peaks", "The Cosby Show", "Married with Children",
"Friends" |
| Favourite
Philosopher |
Friedrich Nietzsche, Albert Camus
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| Hobbies |
Soccer (well, watching
only), Role Playing Games on the PC
(single player only), Monty Python, fantasy
in general, designing Santharia, daydreaming, writing
poetry |
| Santharian
Profession |
Webmaster, Artist,
Multimedia Artist, World Designer, Forum Admin (stress,
stress, stress...) |
| What
I hate |
Mobile phones (Argh!),
all kinds of Reality TV
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| Joining
Date |
See Date of Birth
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