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Main Out Of Character Area => General Out of Character Discussions => Topic started by: NecroMage on October 24, 2006, 09:07:23 AM



Title: Ask Necro
Post by: NecroMage on October 24, 2006, 09:07:23 AM
:evil  Greetings Puny Mortals:evil

I've made this NEW thread because nobody responded to my old one anymore.:(

Anyway! I figured I'd set up this thread as a sort of advice column. I'll take any question that you don't need a serious answer for. I love "who would win?" questions and any questions about a sticky situaton in an RPG.

It's Deja Vu all over again...

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rvahr the Hunter on October 24, 2006, 12:33:23 PM
Who would win, Frank Miller's Batman, or Neo from Matrix.

I see Neo as having more power, but Batman having an infanite supply of badass to fuel is vengeful fury.

Superman or Neo?

The Hulk v. Wolverine?

The Master Cheif v. Gordon Freeman?

The Master Cheif v. The Doom Marine?

that should be it for now.

Swimming through waters of truth and sustinance, filled by tribulations and dark discordiance,
is a monster who cries tears of steel and an angel, who sceams symphonies.

-R'vahr, The Hunter in Darkness



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Luca the Thief on October 24, 2006, 02:14:23 PM
Who would win?

Me or Dog the Bounty Hunter?

*slips a twenty*



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on October 24, 2006, 03:39:23 PM
If I meet the love of my life here at college as I hope to, should I marry her and have her beget my thirteen children, or should I run the other way babbling about the woes of matrimony?:devilish  



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rvahr the Hunter on October 24, 2006, 04:52:23 PM
that one is easy, just do the begetting, and begetting, and begetting... :hat  lol. The rest of your plan isn't needed.

Swimming through waters of truth and sustinance, filled by tribulations and dark discordiance,
is a monster who cries tears of steel and an angel, who sceams symphonies.

-R'vahr, The Hunter in Darkness



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on October 25, 2006, 01:31:23 AM
Oh wise, mighty, and all-knowing NecroMage, what shall Rvahr's fate be for daring to answer one of the questions asked of thee?  



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Twn Arerwn on October 25, 2006, 07:00:23 AM
Oh mighty Necro, as I came here with little intention of asking you a question until seeing Rvahr and Vesk I need but ask this.

Rvahr vs. Vesk in a steel cage match?

(`._he pe e pon the rowd ike a ragon, ncient and u o eath_.)



Title: Fat Head
Post by: Rvahr the Hunter on October 25, 2006, 11:41:23 AM
Asking him questions is one thing, but worshiping necro is likely to inflate is already bugeoning ego.

I'll answer when I wanna answer.

Twen has an awesome suggestion.

One more question, what does ALU stand for?



Title: Re: Fat Head
Post by: Revik on October 25, 2006, 12:08:23 PM
if i got in a fight with the bog monster, but was saved by jaya ballard, who proceeded to bludgeon all the bogness out of the bog monster, and then pikachu came and ate jaya, and then mr. rogers and chuck norris and a ninja showed up to kill everyone but were then beaten down by a butterfly, would the spaghetti have meatsauce or meatballs?



Title: Threats are for those incapable of swift and brutal action.
Post by: NecroMage on October 25, 2006, 12:30:23 PM
:evil GREETINGS PUNY MORTALS!:evil

By Gemma that feels good.

Rvahr 1: Batman. Batman is smarter and can breathe in space.

Rvahr 2: Neo may be fast, but Superman is a dick. You just can't beat that.

Rvahr 3: The Hulk would tear Wolverine apart about 12 times before finally succumbing to exhaustion and bloodloss.

Rvahr 4: Master Chief is one of 33 Spartans capable of combat, making him one of the most elite fighting machines in the universe. Gordon Freeman has a friend named Barney.

Rvahr 5: Once again, the answer is clear. The Doom Marine is made of meat.

Luca: It's a close call, but Dog never slipped a Twenty in my g-string so I'll have to say you.

Vesk: Perhaps you should be asking yourself these questions: From what would you be running? To what would you be running? Why you should run?

Rvahr: It amazes how people can be so stupid as to not understand the title of a topic before replying. Especially when the title is two words long.

Ask Necro

It seems simple to me. A thread where people ask necro things. Handy.

Clearly anyone incapable of grasping this concept has an intellect akin to a starfish and I will not be wasting my words on such a pitiful wretch.

Vesk: Who?

Twen: Vesk, due to his experience inside of cages.

Revik: Both, with cheese melted on top.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...



Title: Re: Threats are for those incapable of swift and brutal acti
Post by: Kalna Dal'isyrs on January 01, 1970, 09:00:00 AM
Necro....

Did you miss your Ask Necro thread? ^.^



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Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Naleena deVir on October 25, 2006, 01:35:23 PM
Ooooo ... this has been a debate between my brother and I for quite some time now.

Who would win

Dante from Devil May Cry ?

or

Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy ?



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rvahr the Hunter on October 25, 2006, 08:48:23 PM
Quite defiant of titles, I may be indeed. Stupid? Perhaps that also. Starfish I am not! They can stick to rocks with a tenacity beyond human capacity. I merely cling like a five year old going to his first day of kindergarten. Ignorance is indeed bliss, however, and I encourage you to ignore everything I ever say.

One should recognize that I did concede that this thread is of the purpose of query, and have no objections to such an endeavor. Also, one must realize that I had posted questions before any other action, and thus had full understanding as to the purpose of this topic. Thus, an assault to my intellect via understanding the title of the thread is misplaced, especially when there are so many stupid actions which are so readily criticized. Such as the very fact that I defended such a silly post in the first place.

One should also recognize that I simply find god worship to be repugnant, especially to one who is so egotistical as yourself. Such things have no goodness. Were a person to say such things to myself as to worthiness of praise and adoration, I would scorn and debunk such prostration. It is wrong.

Lastly, I will answer when I want to answer, I have enough questions that I will ask when I want to ask. Through my statements I was able to generate a question, which is abundantly awesome. Without my splurge that question would never have been asked, and I would never have wondered this: "What experience with What cages?"



Onto the very basis of this thread, stupid questions!

1. How much is too much?

2. Who would win in a caged mud wrestling match President George W Bush, or our praised leader, Kim jong-il

3. Why hasn't Jon Stewart been elected as god of the universe yet?

4. How can there be a benevolent, omnipotent god, if there is so much evil in the world? How can one defend objective morality without accepting that a divine being must exist? What is morality and how important is human ethic?

... And most importantly



5. Say you are a lvl 14 halfling fighter/rogue. Say you have lost your shortsword and dagger to the toughened belly of a certain ogre, and have at hand only a heavy sack of gold, a severed head of a former comrade, and a sewing needle at yopur disposal. Consider also that you are standing alone in the middle of a brightly lit throne room which stewn with the bodies of your party members and half of a hobgoblin general's honor gaurd. You can hear the pounding footfalls of the second half nearing your position.

My question is this. How do you hide the bodies of the honor gaurd so that when the Hobgoblin general awakens and returns to his throne, he does not realize anything is wrong. Also, how much of your partymate's treasure is fair game?

6. I almost forgot, What experiance with what cage?

Lastly, some questions I would enjoy a second opinion on...

1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood... here we also asume that "wood" is actually an acronym for "Weapons of Omnipresent Desolation" and "Woodchuck" of course me, in the act of hurling doom upon those who trifle with my chewy goodness, and "if a woodchuck could" means "With fiery wrath and ubiquitous flame, under the duress of contaminate cerebration."?

2. If Walt Disney were to resurect himself with the power of pure jew hatred, would he bring about the second halocaust? How bout if he also brought Henry Ford back from the dead?

3. Assuming you are a canadian, and assuming I am a United States of American, further assuming fisticuff brawls were still in style... whos hotter Natalie Portman (w/ or w/o hair) or Andriana Lima?

4. What would you give to get one of their phone numbers? I'm personally going for soul, livelyhood, any chance of hope and the promise of an icy death.

Swimming through waters of truth and sustinance, filled by tribulations and dark discordiance,
is a monster who cries tears of steel and an angel, who sceams symphonies.

-R'vahr, The Hunter in Darkness

Edited by: Rvahr the Hunter  at: 10/26/06 7:35


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Revik on October 26, 2006, 01:07:23 PM
if guy (of FE) got in a fight with foamy the squirrel, but foamy had the backup of the us army and GW for a decoy, but guy had the woa dao, would his critical kill frodo or would it contaminate the stronghold fortress?



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Twn Arerwn on October 27, 2006, 06:07:23 AM
If Kalina were to unsheath her talons, would she?
A) Remodel the fabric of the universe to her liking.
B) Get a manicure
C) All the above
D) None of the above (Define what would happen if none of these.)

(`._he pe e pon the rowd ike a ragon, ncient and u o eath_.)

Edited by: Twen  Araerwen  at: 10/26/06 22:30


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on October 27, 2006, 06:55:23 AM
She would shred the faces of her enemies. That's my answer.



Title: ASK doesn't mean ANSWER in ANY LANGUAGE. Bitches.
Post by: NecroMage on October 27, 2006, 03:24:23 PM
:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

Seriously. It's not that difficult a concept to understand.

Kali: Yes, and it missed me. Din'd it? Aw yesh it did! Who's a good Ask Necwo thwead? You are! Yes you are! *scritichies*

Nal: An interesting query indeed. Both are the typical anti-hero archetype, and both have bishie hairdos. In the end, I'd have to give the nod to Vincent, or else the Turks will kill me again.

Revik: Neither.

Twen: Obviously the first thing she'd do would be sink her talons into my marvelously masculine form and proceed to do to me what it is that has filled her fantasies since I first arrived in my whirlwind of sheer and utter sexyness.

:|  Rend him limb from bloody limb

This is why I have claw dampers around the perimeter of my home.

Dagan: and the list grows to two.

Kali: Yes and no. You're evil, but only when you want to be.

:|  OVERLY CHEEKY WINK.

...

Doug, you weren't supposed to say that. You were supposed to wink.

:|  Screw you, my damn eyes don't move. I was living a nice life in Havannah when I got stuffed in a sack and dragged back to do this stupid sidekick gig. So, unless you want a katana through the neck, you'll be happy I even read the teleprompter!

...

Teleprompter?

:|  You know. The thing that tells you what to say.

...

That's no teleprompter, THAT'S MY WIFE!

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...



Title: *blink blink*
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on October 28, 2006, 11:50:23 AM
Why do the men that I want to talk to, doesn't seemingly want to talk to me?

And, why do the Cards have to win the World Series? Must they mock us Cubbies fans?




Title: Re: *blink blink*
Post by: Shadowmace on October 28, 2006, 03:29:23 PM
:angrymail :read :topsecret AHUUWA MASTER NECRO:evil  

Put your weapons where your mouth is! Strike now, so I can kill you.



Title: Re: *blink blink*
Post by: Twn Arerwn on October 28, 2006, 05:03:23 PM
Will the world ever understand a concept as complex as ASK Necro?

If Kalina, Kareesh, Talia, Mina and myself spent our time writing entries instead of chit chatting in the OOC, would the site near completion in our lifetimes?

May I have some icecream?

(`._he pe e pon the rowd ike a ragon, ncient and u o eath_.)

Edited by: Twen  Araerwen  at: 10/28/06 9:04


Title: Re: *blink blink*
Post by: Phyth Glenfield on October 29, 2006, 12:02:23 AM
What is this strange feeling of gloating that came when I read Kareesh's last question?

And why do we mock the cubbies fans? (Go Cardinals!)

"No matter where you go, there you are..."
Buckaroo Banzai


Phyth Glenfield



Title: Re: *blink blink*
Post by: Luca the Thief on October 29, 2006, 09:56:23 AM
Is it odd that I'm sick, but only one of my lymphnodes is swollen?

I'm a lopsided, chill-ridden mess! *whinemoan*

PS. Why does the Ezboard Spam block hate me? It's not my fault that I have a fast internet connection, mad typing skillz and a magnetism to short posts.

Edited by: Luca the Thief at: 10/29/06 1:58


Title: Re: *blink blink*
Post by: Shadowmace on October 30, 2006, 01:27:23 AM
hi luca hi necro
rember me?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4poZShu5LY O.o

Put your weapons where your mouth is! Strike now, so I can kill you.

Edited by: Shadowmace at: 10/29/06 17:43


Title: Blood for Candy
Post by: NecroMage on October 31, 2006, 01:28:23 PM
:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Kar 1: Clearly they're incredible actors. Nobody wouldn't want to talk to you, and creating the illusion that they don't is quite the feat.

Or they're bloody insane and you can do better.

Kar 2: They don't HAVE to win, they CHOOSE to.

Kar 3: Yes.

Shadowmace: That's three.

Twen 1: Oh, some day. After the Purging.

Twen 2: No, because without chat time you'd all be killed. Killed to DEATH. With violence.

Twen 3: Yes you may. *Hands an ice cream cone*

Phyth 1: Cancer. Eye Cancer. You have five weeks to live.

Phyth 2: Because you're jerks.

Kali: What's wrong with Chitchatting? WHAT'S WRONG WITH CHITCHATTING?! Nothing at all, if you're a dirt loving, dirt eating, dirt worshiping COMMUNIST HIPPIE DEMOCRAT!

Luca 1: Yes, very odd. Sounds like Cancer. Eye Cancer. You have five weeks to live.

Luca 2: Because you're human. The Board dislikes that.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

Edited by: NecroMage at: 10/31/06 5:30


Title: Re: Blood for Candy
Post by: Twn Arerwn on November 01, 2006, 07:14:23 AM
1)Since you have returned to Santharia, does this mean you will be joining us once again in the IRC channel?

2)Will Tor or Lady Cherri ever reply to their ezmails?

3)Neiavrine vs. Drasil in an underwater basket weaving contest? (This is assuming Drasil remembers to hold his breath instead of straight out drowning.)

4)Kalina vs. Talia in a coffin match?

(`._he pe e pon the rowd ike a ragon, ncient and u o eath_.)

Edited by: Twen  Araerwen  at: 10/31/06 23:15


Title: Re: Blood for Candy
Post by: Grunok the Exile on November 01, 2006, 08:13:23 AM
SQUEEEEE!  :pet   OMG!11  I'm so excited.  Hehehe, AN is back!  And I may also return a little bit, over the next three months (but after exams).  

Question:  Should I keep trying to work on Chrondra, do something smaller, or both?  So far I am h- *stumbles as a decaying dangling thing bumps in to her shins*  Dammit Bug, what?  Okay, okay.  *sigh*  Bug asks if you will say hi to Doug for her.



Title: Re: Blood for Candy
Post by: Luca the Thief on November 01, 2006, 03:38:23 PM
GRUGRUGRUGRU!

Will I visit her when I go to New Zealand in a couple of years?



Title: Re: Blood for Candy
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 02, 2006, 05:38:23 AM
GRRRUUUUUUNNNN!!!!:hug  :kiss

Will I stow away on Luca's plane when she goes to New Zealand in a couple of years?



Title: The all too underused Casket Match.
Post by: NecroMage on November 02, 2006, 12:48:23 PM
:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

Nothing shows physical dominance over an opponent like burying them and setting their coffin aflame.

Of course then they show up next week in the rafters, glaring down at you, eyes filled with infernal power and skin charred black as night.

Twen 1: No.

Twen 2: Oh, they had better. Otherwise there may be unpleasantness.

Twen 3: Neiavrine, because Drasil would disqualify himself. He fights dirty.

Twen 4: Kalina would win the match, but Talia would cost her the championship at the next pay per view event and then go on to win the buried alive match.

Grun: I'd say do one or the other, not both. Doing both just adds to the total amount you're doing, and that seems to not be what you want. Either finish Chrondra, or put Chrondra on hold and start something smaller.

Bug: Why, yes.

Doug, Bug says Hello.

:|  Oh! Oh glorious day! Do you hear the doves singing on the breeze? Their soft coos waft through the gentle air, reach my ears, and fill me with delight. My heart beats with the vigor of love lost found anew, for the fair and beautiful Bug hath spoken to me through her imperfect vessels, Grunok and NecroMage. And they truly are mere vessels of her word, for she is above them, a goddess; Nothing short could have a visage so marvelous to gaze upon, form so perfect, heart so pure. I must speak to her, go to her, be with her! Alas, my duties to the Dark Crown hold me fast, and even if they did not, there are the many miles of salted sea between me and her arms, her lips, her love. Oh, cruel fate! That we should be seperated like this is enough to drive me into madness! I must speak with her. M'Lord, I do implore you, greet her in return for me, for I, a wretched, twisted, craven thing, have not the nerve to do it.

...

Doug says Hi.

Luca: You'd darn well better! I'm not making two trips.

Vesk: You'd darn well better! I'm not eating airline food.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...



Title: Re: The all too underused Casket Match.
Post by: Neiavrine on November 02, 2006, 09:42:23 PM
poop or gravy?

-Ne'iav'rine-



Title: Re: The all too underused Casket Match.
Post by: Revik on November 03, 2006, 06:42:23 AM
do you hate me? if so, specify why.  if not, specify why not.

do you hate questions where it asks something and then has "why?" at the end of them? why?

have you ever LITERALLY r0xx0r'd somebody's s0xx0rz?

can i have a ps3 for christmas?



Title: This post includes the word "Topless".
Post by: NecroMage on November 04, 2006, 04:20:23 PM
:evil    Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil    

God I love thinking up attention grabbing subject lines.

:|     Objection!

Overruled.

:|     Fine. We'll settle this the old fashioned way.

Sumo wrestling after the answers?

:|     Sumo wrestling after the answers.

Very well then.

Revik 1: Yes, because you make ridiculous demands like "specify why" regarding reasons I have for hating you. I COULD WRITE A TEXTBOOK.

Revik 2: Yes, because I am a minimalist when it comes to writing.

Revik 3: I have been told I have.

Now, time to get myself greased up and topless for SUMO WRASTLIN'!

:|     OBJECTION!

Overruled.

:|     SUBMISSION!

Accepted.

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

Edited by: NecroMage at: 11/4/06 8:22


Title: Re: This post includes the word "Topless".
Post by: Luca the Thief on November 04, 2006, 05:39:23 PM
Can bagels ever become less dense?



Title: This post will self-destruct now.
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 05, 2006, 08:38:23 AM
Is the quickest way to a man's heart through his stomach?



Title: Re: This post will self-destruct now.
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on November 05, 2006, 09:21:23 AM
If I say "Red Rover, Red Rover, send Necro right over", will you come over here?




Title: Re: This post will self-destruct now.
Post by: Kali Rae on November 05, 2006, 09:50:23 AM
Did I accidentally blaspheme when I named myself Kali, thus sharing the first four letters of my name with Kalina, who is much greater then I?
Could this potentially cause confusion?
Is Slevin Kelevra not a superior name for a child bent on revenge and raised by a professional assassin?

-- "It is the extraordinary people that we tell stories about, still, everyone has a story if you look hard enough." --

Kali Rae



Title: Aww, peaches!
Post by: Tzilon Ikara on November 07, 2006, 09:36:23 PM
Are girls nothing but trouble, or are girls nothing but trouble?

I grafted my soul

To the promises of fallen angels



Title: No, you got it all backwards...
Post by: Bahran the big on November 08, 2006, 02:03:23 AM
Are trouble nothing but girls?

_____________

"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication."
- Lord Byron



Title: Re: *blink blink*
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on November 08, 2006, 04:11:23 PM
Why was I listed as one of the greats in Twen's list?




Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 09, 2006, 03:01:23 AM
Who would win Navar or Drasil (I already know that answer :devilish  muhahahaha)


Arrogance rocks:thumbup  

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

need help with your character



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 09, 2006, 04:07:23 AM
Why does Navar ask questions if he already knows the answer?

Why are people so fond of parodying each other's questions?

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art...
Simonne Miller



Title: Really, I wanna know.
Post by: Bahran the big on November 09, 2006, 07:48:23 AM
Why are parodying so fond of other questions?

_____________

"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication."
- Lord Byron



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 09, 2006, 05:04:23 PM
*glares* why don't you refere to me in the second tense

Besides...I like my self. :D  

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

need help with your character



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 10, 2006, 06:23:23 AM
What does Navar mean when he says 'the second tense'?

(Navar, if you mean 'the second person', it's because I'm not asking you a question, I'm asking Necro a question)

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art...
Simonne Miller



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 10, 2006, 02:49:23 PM
Touche (crap I can't spell french words either)

You have proven me wrong.....why does Simonne hurt me so :(  

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

need help with your character



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 10, 2006, 03:35:23 PM
Why does Navar hate question marks so? Was he abused by one as a child? Did a question mark once break his achy breaky heart? Oh wise NecroMage, what is the answer to this mystery?



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Luca the Thief on November 10, 2006, 03:53:23 PM
Why is my manager at work a psycho crazy spawn of Hell itself who fires double majoring, DnD playing, comic drawing, hilarious and attractive coworkers!?

I am beyond pissed...



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 11, 2006, 03:05:23 AM
Why does Navar hurt so? (Happy Vesk, you just had to bring back painful memories, didn't you)

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

need help with your character



Title: You people need to ask me these things?
Post by: NecroMage on November 11, 2006, 10:06:23 AM
:evil  Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil  

Seriously. Read Hamlet.

Kali: Yes, during the brief periods between seeing a wonderful person and that person begrudgingly accepting them as a beau.

Luca: Yes. Get them wet.

Vesk: No, it's straight through the chest, provided you can bypass a sternum.

Kar: I bet you'd like that if I did, you damn commie pinko!

Rae 1: Not at all, and immediately assessing that someone is far greater than yourself is a rather negative thing to do. Kalina isn't so great.

:|   ...

...

:|   She's a dragon.

Pfft. I stand by what I said.

:|   EFF YOU, SHE'S A DRAGON! *fleescapes*

...

Rae 2: Only among those incapable of noticing you have a second name like I have.

Rae 3: No, it isn't. And that's not opinion. It's fact.

Tizzy: OH MY GOD IT'S TIZZY. This is what I get to miss when my interwebs die.

As fo your question, you're both wrong. Girls aren't trouble. Girls CAUSE trouble.

Bah: No, Trouble are also a board game and my middle name.

My full name being Necro Clarence Danger Awesome Trouble Fascism Candy Mage.

Kali: Remind him he managed to b lucky enough to marry you. If that is met with a tearful outburst, murder him. Slowly.

Kar: Because Twen thinks you're great, I suppose. Ask her.

And NOT in this thread. This thread mine. You gitcherown thread.

Navar: You and Drasil? With you two around, NOBODY wins...

:|   Oh snap. Oh no you di'n't.

Oh. I did. I so did.

Simonne 1: Because he's arrogant. He said so himself. I don't really see why he should be, it isn't like he's a being of ultimate perfection like myself.

Simonne 2: I have no idea what you could be talking about. Every question in Ask Necro is 100% unique.

Bah: I have no idea what you could be talking about. Every answer in Ask Necro is 100% unique.

Navar: I can only assume you're talking to Simonne. I'd like to hope not, because that would mean you're illiterate, and that would be terrible. Frankly, I *am* refering to you in second person (I'm certain you intended to say "second person" rather than "second tense" as there is no such thin as second tense) right now. You. See? Second person.

Simonne: He means he's an arrant knave. Or he would, if he were in any way self descriptive in his speech.

Navar: Because it's fun and easy. Just like me!

Vesk 1: Because using question marks properly is beneath him. Much in the same way writing poperly in general is beneath him.

Vesk 2: He should've been.

Vesk 3: No, but it did drag him away, a feat not even capable of wild horses.

Vesk 4: 7

Luca: Because you touch yourself at night.

Navar: Could be his face. I know it's killing me!

:|   I want a raise.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

Edited by: NecroMage at: 11/11/06 2:08


Title: Re: You people need to ask me these things?
Post by: Xun Darkwoe on November 11, 2006, 01:08:23 PM
Here is a question it will take you a while to awnser. what is 211 divided by 27 times 3.129 times 97.231 divided by 11.56?

~>Enemies shall die, attackers shall have no mercy. Enemies shall live, and be slaves for eternity.<~
Xun Darkwoe



Title: Re: You people need to ask me these things?
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 11, 2006, 03:52:23 PM
Why does Necro Mage make me laugh and cry at the same time?

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

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Title: Re: You people need to ask me these things?
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 12, 2006, 08:34:23 AM
As Navar concerns himself so over who the most arrogant character on the board is, I put the question before your wisdom. Who is the most arrogant character to ever be created on this board? And is he more arrogant than you, Necro?



Title: Nobody ever gets it right.
Post by: Bahran the big on November 12, 2006, 12:40:23 PM
211 times 27 divided by 3.129 divided by 97.231 times 11.56 is what?

Favorite color of mine might be?

The Mage known as Necro makes me laugh and cry, often at the same time, what could be one of the reasons behind this?

Are you the most arrogant character on this site?

_____________

"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication."
- Lord Byron



Title: Re: Nobody ever gets it right.
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 12, 2006, 02:26:23 PM
Why does Bahran restate all of our questions?

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

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Title: Re: Nobody ever gets it right.
Post by: Mina on November 12, 2006, 10:09:23 PM
?




Title: Re: Nobody ever gets it right.
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 13, 2006, 01:10:23 AM
Why does Mina use only a question mark?

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

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Title: Re: Nobody ever gets it right.
Post by: Garth Avery on November 13, 2006, 06:55:23 AM
What is the most simple question possible?

If you ask a question, do you have to answer it yourself, and if so is it in the same post as asking the question or in the next one?

Does answering yourself make you schizophrenic?

Ease of laughter comes so fast when you're not in the jester's shoes...




Title: Re: Nobody ever gets it right.
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 13, 2006, 07:20:23 AM
Why do I question everyone else?

Do I have an inferror complex?

Why can't I spell?

How bored am I?

How big of a jerk have I been lately and how do I start to appologize?

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

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Title: Re: Nobody ever gets it right.
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on November 13, 2006, 09:07:23 AM
If I wish to win Kali's heart, should I buy her an expensive bra? ;p




Title: Re: Nobody ever gets it right.
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 13, 2006, 09:48:23 AM
If a girl wants to win my heart, should she buy me an expensive bra?:noidea  



Title: Re: Nobody ever gets it right.
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 13, 2006, 12:13:23 PM
If I wish to win Vesk's heart, should I buy him a bra?

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

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Title: My god...
Post by: Bahran the big on November 13, 2006, 12:45:23 PM
What have I started?

_____________

"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication."
- Lord Byron



Title: Everyone has boobs but ME
Post by: NecroMage on November 14, 2006, 04:14:23 AM
:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

I really hope Luca disregards the subject line of this post.

Xun: 205.67010633410226835832372164552

That didn't take long to answer at all.

Kali: Blue. No, wait, Yello- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Navar: Because he is an artist, and this is his craft.

Vesk 1: Darien.

Vesk 2: Yes.

Bah 1: Easy to answer quickly.

Bah 2: Mauve, perhaps.

Bah 3: Rough sex.

Bah 4: I'll tell you what I told Vesk. Yes.

Navar: Because he's a bitter old man trying desperately to deny his ancestry and abandon the bloodpact.

:|  THOSE WHO LIVE BY THE SWORD, DIE BY THE HANDGUN, FRANK.

...

Thank you Doug.

Mina: !

Navar: Because that is all he needs, and he's a communist.

Kali: He doesn't.

Garth 1: I have no idea what "most simple" means.

Garth 2: I don't ask questions here. The reason for this is that pople think I want their answers, and post replies without questions attached. I know the populus has trouble reading the title of the thread, so I don't want to risk luring anyone into revealing that they are a moron.

Garth 3: You just answered your own question, Schizo.

Navar 1: Because you're disblieving.

Navar 2: Yes, you do have an inferror complex.

Navar 3: Because you eat so many snack cakes, fatty.

Navar 4: Seven.

Navar 5: I have no idea, and try dancing nude on camera. That always works out well.

Kali: I would expect the most expensive bras to be the most comfortable. Otherwise, you're getting ripped off.

Kar: That's silly. You should tear off the one she has now as you passionately make out with her before throwing her on her bed and making love to her like only you can. Go to her, girl. It's destiny.

Vesk: That's funny, Vesk. A girl wanting to win your heart.

Navar: That's silly. You should tear off the one he has now as you passionately make out with him before throwing him on his bed and making love to her like only you can. Go to him, man. It's destiny.

:|  Ask Necro is brought to you by Destiny, the new fragrance from NecroSoft. Destiny- It will get you into their pants.

Bah: A meme. Be ashamed of yourself!

Kali 1: Yes, what he started. Paodying questions. Kind of like what this question could be seen as.

Kali 2: An ant farm. If not, you should. Owning an ant farm is relaxing, helps you lose weight, and guarentees that you will be buried on the east side of your farm when the ants rebel and kill off you and your fellow bourgeoisie.

:|  POWER TO THE PROLITARIANT!

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...



Title: On the wings of a storm, my love is born
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 14, 2006, 05:00:23 AM
There is a girl that I care deeply for, even going so far as to discuss what our futures together would be like. How will I know when I love her? Will butterflies flutter light as a breeze within my stomach? Will the sun rise and set upon her smile? Will the world fade away as I gaze into her beautiful eyes, lost within their depths? Will I want to spend every waking moment in her presence, blessed by her grace? Will lightning flash overhead and thunder boom when our lips first meet in a gentle kiss? Am I a hopeless romantic?:heart  :heart  :heart  

Edited by: Vesk Lyricahl at: 11/13/06 21:00


Title: Re: On the wings of a storm, my love is born
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 14, 2006, 06:43:23 AM
Why are long posts always the ones to disappear right before posting them?

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art...
Simonne Miller



Title: Dot dot dot
Post by: Bahran the big on November 14, 2006, 08:03:23 AM
Is Vesk a girl?

Long posts, these always seem to disappear. No?

Why do I continue to do this? (I'm guessing the answer to this is either because I touch myself at night, seven, or both.)

_____________

"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication."
- Lord Byron



Title: Re: Dot dot dot
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 14, 2006, 09:15:23 AM
What does Necromage think of Vesk?

What does Necromage think of Bahran?

What does Necromage think of Kalina?

What does Necromage think of Navar?

What does Necromage think of Kareesh?

What does Necromage think of Simonne?

Why do I care?

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

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Title: Re: Dot dot dot
Post by: Twn Arerwn on November 14, 2006, 10:59:23 AM
What does Necro think of Synder?

Does Necro think as the rest of humanity or is he dealing on a new plateau of intellect?

Will Vesk procrastinate in his new relationship as he does with his entries?

Should we have Santhmoot at Kalina's sometime in the future?
~Sincerely~
Co f cr'tuuln:Twen Araerwen

(`._he pe e pon the rowd ike a ragon, ncient and u o eath_.)



Title: The fifties... what a riot
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 14, 2006, 11:42:23 AM
Is Bahran an egocentric sexist trapped fifty years in the past?



Title: Re: The fifties... what a riot
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on November 14, 2006, 02:07:23 PM
If the house rocked would that mean the foundation was off in the first place or that there was an earthquake happening in that particular moment?

Also, why does no one talk in the chatroom?  Why is it so dull when we are all so creative?  

Or is it only dull because I am there and I am a virgo therefore are destined to be anal and boring?

Personal Page
Cherri Rowandyn
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"

Edited by: Lady Cherri at: 11/14/06 6:14


Title: Re: The fifties... what a riot
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 14, 2006, 02:50:23 PM
Why does Cherri call Virgos anal and boring.....we're just anal :biggrin

Why can't I think of a question?

If one professes to be wise does he embrace foolishness?

Why am I asking you?

There are those who KILL and those who are KILLED, guess which one YOU are.     ~Navar~

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Title: Re: The fifties... what a riot
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on November 14, 2006, 03:30:23 PM
Why can't my emotions be stable for 2 days in a row?

Will my counseling help?

Why is life a *beep*ing roller coaster ride as of late?




Title: Don't mess with me, I could kill you with colorless mana.
Post by: NecroMage on November 17, 2006, 02:47:23 PM
:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

So many questions per post, Necro dislikes. I have a life, folks. Kind of.

Vesk 1: First sight.

Vesk 2: If they do, seem a physician.

Vesk 3: That would burn. The sun is very hot, like myself.

Vesk 4: Yes.

Vesk 5: If you do, it isn't love.

Vesk 6: Hopefully it will be much lower than that.

Vesk 7: No.

Simonne: Because you never care about the short ones disappearing, and there's less time for nasty errors.

Bah 1: No. He's not smart enough to be one.

Bah 2: No. 'Tis merely an illusion.

Bah 3: You don't. You stopped months ago.

Navar 1-6: A fool reveals all he thinks to world; the wise observe it and the cruel abuse it.

Navar 7: Because you touch yourself at night.

Twen 1: See Navar 1-7

Twen 2: Technically it's a Mesa.

Twen 3: He already has.

Twen 4: Only if there will be fondue.

:|  Cheese or Chocolate?

I have no time for fools who think of "or". Go cleanse my shower!

:|  Yes my liege.

Vesk: No. If he was trapped fifty years in the past, he'd be in the fifties or from the future, and egocentric sexists don't exist in the future. Monkeys do.

Kali: Your box will do, as long as punch and fondue is served.

:|  Punch AND fondue?

GET BACK TO SCRUBBING, I'M NEGOTIATING A DEAL.

Cherri 1: My personal hypothesis is that The Mummy has a lab downstairs. Check it out. Come alone.

Cherri 2: That would be due to the fact that ever since I left, people prefer my realm of infinite jest to a bunch of LURKERS and create a self purpetuating cycle of inactivity.

Cherri 3: Horoscopes create not destiny, but profiles. They are blueprints to guage an individual vaguely, not enscribe their future and mannerisms in stone. They're also friendly toward Aquarius, so they can't be all bad.

Navar 1: This question is a fallacy.

Navar 2: In most cases.

Navar 3: Why are you asking me this question if you know its answer?

That question is rhetorical, and anyone who dares answer will be stripped from reality.

Kali: Never. Medication that affects the brain in ways that affect temperment are purely damaging in the abstract, and potentially in practice. I was depressed for months recently, and years long before that. It's one of the things that fuels my loves and passions, knowing that I can beat that irrational cruel thing on my own.

Kar 1: Because you're human. 2 days in a row is an amazingly long time for such a feat.

Kar 2: Only if it will send you spiraling into an all encompassing despair.

Kar 3: You say "as of late" for some reason, and I know not why.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...



Title: Re: Don't mess with me, I could kill you with colorless mana
Post by: Luca the Thief on November 18, 2006, 08:31:23 AM
Why are the Black Dragon Whelps so frickin strong!? 60 damage for a level 17... that's obscene.



Title: Re: Don't mess with me, I could kill you with colorless mana
Post by: Xun Darkwoe on November 18, 2006, 04:50:23 PM
Hmmm, here's one that is impossible to answer, what are all the digits of pi?

why is my story not getting commented on?

Why are you so mean to Kalina?

Why are you so mean to everyone? WHERE NOT PUNY!!!

why do I want to hit you on the head with a fish? :fish  

~>Enemies shall die, attackers shall have no mercy. Enemies shall live, and be slaves for eternity.<~
Xun Darkwoe



Title: Re: Don't mess with me, I could kill you with colorless mana
Post by: Coor The Shadow on November 18, 2006, 05:58:23 PM
Why is NecroMage foolish enough to resist his one true master...Kneel before me or face a lifetime of misery. You have been warned:evil  

Your MASTER is here ALL kneel before the ALMIGHTY Coor



Title: Tuna is sweet
Post by: NecroMage on November 19, 2006, 04:40:23 PM
:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

and sexy, just like me.

Luca: Pfeh. You're just cowardly. Meek, too.

Xun 1: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 0.

Xun 2: Because people aren't taking time to comment on it.

Xun 3: Because she's a dragon.

Xun 4: Because I'm better than all of you. Especially you, small stain on the counter.

Xun 5: Because you're unoriginal and easily amused.

Kali: Desperately.

Coor: Amazing how the almighty Co'or can't put an apostraphe in his own name. Almost as though he were an imposter. As for your query, was Lucifer foolish to choose freedom in eternal damnation to eternal servitude in heaven? I, for one, think not.

Kali: Eat some cake.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...



Title: Lies and falsehoods
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 20, 2006, 02:53:23 AM
When will your enemies be consumed by flame?



Title: Re: Lies and falsehoods
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on November 20, 2006, 03:59:23 AM
When will the soothing water flow to extinguish the eternal flame that will consume your enemies?

How can I keep my 21 mo. old in her diaper instead of running around butt naked?:noidea  

Personal Page
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"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"



Title: Re: Lies and falsehoods
Post by: Twn Arerwn on November 20, 2006, 06:13:23 AM
Will you make a character to RP with Bahran and myself?

(`._he pe e pon the rowd ike a ragon, ncient and u o eath_.)



Title: I tap to deal one damage to target creature or player!
Post by: NecroMage on November 20, 2006, 07:30:23 AM
:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

Shame I'm so wasteful in my execution.

Vesk: Soon.

Cherri 1: Afterwards, when I require the bodies to raise into the new prolitariat.

Cherri 2: Duct tape. The rest, I leave to your imagination.

Kali: Yes I do.

Twen: Aye.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...



Title: Re: I tap to deal one damage to target creature or player!
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 20, 2006, 01:19:23 PM
Is Kalina related to the Road Runner?



Title: Re: I tap to deal one damage to target creature or player!
Post by: Ta'lia of the Seven Jewels on November 20, 2006, 06:34:23 PM
Salitonia seems quite inactive (poor Orril), why is it so?

"For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path  that may have heart. There I travel, and the only worthwhile challenge is to traverse its full length. And there I travel looking, looking, breathlessly. ~Don
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Title: Re: I tap to deal one damage to target creature or player!
Post by: Thorgas Ironforge on November 20, 2006, 10:29:23 PM
Why do I look like my pet pig Buri?
Oink.
Fallacy! It's very obvious that I'm prettier than you, pig! :)  

Behold... Admire... Fear... and Wonder. Witness the fire burning in me... Burning... To Avenge.

The Ironforge Pyromancer



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Coor The Shadow on November 22, 2006, 03:00:23 AM
Why is Necro too ignorant to realize that my name is spelled Cor not Co'or. Kneel before your master, oh foolish Necromancer.

Your MASTER is here ALL kneel before the ALMIGHTY Coor



Title: I made that joke a while ago, now you can suffer with me.
Post by: NecroMage on November 24, 2006, 08:42:23 AM
:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

Yay for another disease and homework plagued weekend. LIFE IS FILLED WITH JOYS AND HAPPINESS FOR ME, ALL RIGHT.

Kali: Soda. Do not ask for a favorite flavor, please. It'd be like choosing a favorite child. You could never pick the one you like best, only the ones you hate.

Vesk: In a way, we're all related to the road runner.

:|  No we aren't! That's stupid!

You're stupid!

:|  Your MOM is stupid!

Touche.

Talia: The site needs something. Something like...

:|  MORE COWBELL!

YES! MORE COWBELL!

Thorg: Because you're lucky. That Buri is one fine pig.

:|  I'd like to glaze THAT ham.

...

*shudders*

Coor: Actually, your name is spell Coor. Coor The Shadow, to be specific. And you should avoid calling the kettle black, pot.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on November 28, 2006, 10:33:05 AM
I have a question or 7 for the person who is named necromage and likes the 8-Bit theatre
(you get some manner of evil explosive cookie)

Who would win, Black Mage from 8-Bit or Theif from 8-Bit

How do I know you?

Why do I feel an overwhelming urge to eat chocolate?

Why is seven the answer?

why not 42?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kalna Dal'isyrs on November 28, 2006, 02:11:57 PM
Why has the Necromage not made his fabulous appearance on the new board yet???  :cry:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on November 30, 2006, 10:28:03 PM
Why does Necromage not love Coor? (You make this Coo'rhem wheep :cry:)


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on December 01, 2006, 01:37:25 PM
Why is my life falling apart?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Drucilla Sablewolffe on December 02, 2006, 05:40:19 AM
Does anybody ever actually read the cd's. reeaally? :huh:

The Halberd vs that girl with red hair? :evil:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on December 02, 2006, 10:35:08 AM
Why does the Y chromosome split the male brainand cause them to do absolutely stupid things?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: so orril miesefer on December 02, 2006, 12:52:59 PM
Why most women assume every man they met is stupid for a cromosome?

Why we have a broke cromosmome?

Are women superior to us just because we don't have a little piece of cromosome?

Is foolness passed in cromosomes?

if yes, which cromosome transmites it?

Will I ever finish asking questions about my genomic homework?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on December 02, 2006, 12:57:38 PM
Will Orril learn how to spell "chromosome"?

Why are men jerks?

Why does every man I meet break promises?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on December 02, 2006, 03:05:06 PM
Why does Kareesh have such a bad luck with men?

Why am I an idiot?

why is time relative?

why does Necromage feel the need to answer everyones questions?

and why does Necro mage laugh at my secon question?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on December 03, 2006, 12:39:49 AM
Why do we set unreal standards for our relationships and then feel hurt and angry when they are not met?

Why are men so easy to poke fun at?



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on December 03, 2006, 01:31:11 AM
When will the world realize that the difference between man and woman lies not in a chromosome, not in the physical, but in the spiritual instead?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on December 03, 2006, 03:28:09 PM
Is the the reason women are always finding fault in men is becauser they already have a negative consept of them. So when they do fing a decent man they prod around for flaws (which they are going to find) and then use the flaws to create a non exsistent problem and then blame it on the man.

But then why do the majority men have to be self absorbed jerks who can't grasp the consept on how to properly treat a lady. (Whoo Chilvary, I will reserect this lost code, just wait and see.)

Why can't women just chill out and men wise up. (Coor we all suck)



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Simonne Miller on December 03, 2006, 07:24:23 PM
Why does Navar use a dot instead of a questionmark when asking a question?

Has this question already been asked?

Where is Necro when we need him to answer our questions?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on December 04, 2006, 05:06:59 AM
When will Orril and Navar learn to use this board's spellcheck function?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: so orril miesefer on December 04, 2006, 01:01:48 PM
Will the spell check fuction work without marking my name as a misstake?

will men and women understand each other someday?

Are men from mars and women from Venus?

If yes, are homosexuals from other planets? Or they are from mars and moved to Venus (or vice versa)?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Phyth Glenfield on December 04, 2006, 03:41:44 PM


Why are men so easy to poke fun at?



*gasp* I shouldn't be answering a question in Necro's thread, but here goes...

Because if men make fun of women they shout discrimination, and call them sexist? Because sexism only works one way in our culture?

Okay, those were questions. Answer 'em Necro.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Luca the Thief on December 04, 2006, 11:23:08 PM
Where Oh where has my dear Necro gone?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Thorgas Ironforge on December 04, 2006, 11:46:25 PM
Why can't I win a game of cards against Buri...?
Oink.
What?! You're cheating, you big chunk of pork fat!  :D


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: so orril miesefer on December 05, 2006, 09:08:01 AM
Why necro disappeared from Santharia and Salitonia? has he been abduced by aliens?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on December 05, 2006, 11:05:17 AM
Why does Orril insist upon butchering the English language? What has it ever done to him?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: so orril miesefer on December 05, 2006, 11:17:49 AM
Will vesk someday understand what is to be non native speaker?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on December 05, 2006, 01:35:36 PM
Being a non-native speaker does not excuse laziness. If you made an effort to correct your spelling and grammar, then I'd gladly pat you on the back with a job well done. But no effort is made, as you even fail to utilize the handy spellcheck feature of this board. This is an English forum, expect only a certain amount of leniency when it comes to your language, no more. I wouldn't go onto a Spanish forum with my rusty Spanish and expect the native speakers there to put up with my lack of understanding.

Sorry for answering a question (sort of) Necro, but frankly my dear, I don't care. Now, how late should I sleep in tomorrow? I'm thinking I don't even need to see the sun.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on December 05, 2006, 08:49:22 PM
pourquoi est-ce-que les gars s'entre tue apropos des choses minable?

And as a note, I can speak french slightly less fluently than I speak english.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on December 06, 2006, 02:09:35 AM
Well Vesk, you should at least give him some credit, I mean I know some native English speakers who have far worse grammer. (Myself being one of them, and it is not because I'm lazy, I do infact try to improve myself but I just have problems with it.)

At least Orril has taken the time to learn a foreign language, and like myself, may be trying to improve his skills but skills like that need time to develop, so before you go off on someone please try to get all the facts. Sorry if I came off harsh or rude but I just want people to think, and not judge from their high thrones and by that I mean if you joined a Spanish forum the native speakers will of course have a leg up on you and it wouldn't be fair if they judged you grammer skills based on their own.

And on the flip side, Orril if you are making no attempt to improve yourself then Vesk has every right to tell you off and you should try to improve your English grammer skills.

Once again I apologize to any I have offended and Necro, here's your question

Why do I rant on a subject that doesn't even concern myself.



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on December 06, 2006, 02:32:38 PM
*Hums to herself softly...you all are sooooo going to get it when Necro gets back......*

Necro, why do people junk up your all important ever enlightening thread with frustrations that have nothing to do with the thread topic?



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on December 06, 2006, 02:36:40 PM
Por qu nos sentimos nosotros que la necesidad de hacer Necros preguntas en otros idiomas que el que este foro se basa?

Used a translator... ;)


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on December 06, 2006, 02:39:16 PM
Why does Cherri care so?

Why can I only understand 3/4 of what Cherri said in spanish?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mina on December 06, 2006, 02:43:28 PM
*asks Necro*


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on December 06, 2006, 03:23:39 PM
?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on December 07, 2006, 08:44:48 PM
Clairment Vesk, Mina demand necro de faire un reponse au question que Navar a ecrit en avance d'elle.

Why do I like bothering people by typing in french?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Ralhag on December 08, 2006, 12:35:24 PM
Why do people waste such time typing questions that have such obvious answers?  Do we really need Necro to enlighten us? Or are a lot of people simply striving to get a high post count?

Also, why do women make life for men so hard?  Seriously, Necro, why?

Ralhag


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on December 08, 2006, 12:58:15 PM
Why was I able to understand Niccoli even though I have never taken french?

Could it be my four years of Latin that helped me?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: so orril miesefer on December 08, 2006, 01:03:04 PM
@ Vesk and Navar: Who said I'm not trying? Who gave you (Vesk) the right to judge my English and grammar? Are you fed up and revenging and exploding with me? seems so?

And on the topic, Spanish speakers have really a long time dealing with other languages, if you joined we wouldn't care a lot of your grammar 'cause in Spanish you can figure out with easy what the other is saying, even if it was translated using Google or Altavista Translators, because Spanish doesn't depends on subjects, the subject is reflected in the verb, while in English you can't, because the verbs only reflect time. We also can understand with some work French and Italian because the three languages come from the Latin and kept the structure in a degree, while English evolved from the "barbaric" languages, initially in Germany.

So don't come up with being embarrassed and that all because Spanish speakers would never tell you "correct your grammar" without telling you what you did wrong, while you just come and say "Why does Orril insist upon butchering the English language? What has it ever done to him?" at least if not in this thread we would send you a PM and tell you what you did wrong so you LEARN.

And for those that try to speak Spanish, I know how hard it can be, Spanish is really a complex language that uses tons of different times and modes, but don't feel afraid to ask and make mistakes, just don't make them in front people like Vesk that instead to show you how its done says "don't come here till you have a degree in language."

Sorry Vesk, if you will start to bother me with my language, but won't help me to correct it, I wish you have a looong time to wait 'cause I will answer... some day. otherwise keep it for yourself, or teach me like Talia, she isn't a native speaker yet she has helped me so many times and I'm proud to say that she's the best teacher of English I had, have and will have in a long time, I'm proud to say that thanks to her insistence, guiding hand and the help of other many santharians my grades in English are 9 and up.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on December 08, 2006, 08:55:02 PM
Alright, I'm bringing a halt to this RIGHT FREAKING HERE!

I'm going to paraphrase one of the things i said up there in french, which i assume noone tried to translate...

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RIPPING EACH OTHER'S THROATS OUT OVER SOMETHING SO DAMN TRIVIAL?

@Vesk Orril is not a native speaker and as such we cannot judge him by the standards we would judge another native speaker. I speak french, and a native speaker out of any french speaking area of the world would probably find my grammar attrocious, but because I'm not a native speaker (and french has so many damned tenses...) said person would also be much less likely to go and just laugh at my grammar without telling me if I misacented or put the verb in the wrong place.
 IF you want to yell at someone yell at the n00bs who overuse chatspaek and 1337 on the forums or the shoutbox.

Why are people idiots?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Ralhag on December 08, 2006, 10:18:49 PM
Why is Niccoli the only mature person in this forum?

Ralhag


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on December 08, 2006, 10:28:24 PM
Why did Niccoli just rephrase what I just said?(and yes I did bother with translating your sentence)

Why can't we just all get along?

And where is Necro?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on December 09, 2006, 01:36:43 AM
Will this relationship I'm in now be a good one?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on December 09, 2006, 06:20:55 AM
I hadn't read anything you wrote Navar, but I assume it was in the same general vein as what I wrote and therefor I congratulate you on still having at least one frontal lobe of your brain! Good work!  :grin:

Why do language barriers constantly create problems even though there are many native speaker of english who can't conguagate a sentance without tripping over themselves?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on December 09, 2006, 10:32:01 AM
Orril and company, this isn't an argument. Enough said.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: so orril miesefer on December 09, 2006, 02:32:13 PM
Was that a question?  :P


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Navar The Rogue Assassin on December 10, 2006, 02:11:08 AM
Is Vesk upset because he only has one eye?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on December 10, 2006, 02:27:33 AM
Is this why Necro has vanished?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on December 10, 2006, 05:29:58 AM
Or he could just be really sick, either in the literal sense or of this. Or he was captured by angry little gremlins who want to use him to direct their plans to take over the world by causing errors with machines!

Why do I have a compulsion to answer questions?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: so orril miesefer on December 10, 2006, 11:53:48 AM
Aliens exsist? Why the dinosaurs died? Why is imposible the cold fusion? Why can't we reach the speed of the light? What's inside a dark hole? What is inside the quarks? Can we measure the love? The space and time tears apart in a Dark hole? How many diemnsiosns exsist? how looks the fourth dimension? Will someone ever answer this questions?


Title: A very long post.
Post by: NecroMage on February 09, 2007, 07:29:20 AM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals!(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

Niccoli 1: If Thief and Black Mage are ever together for any reason then everyone is a winner.

Niccoli 2: You don't know me, man. You don't know me. You jus' jeal-ous. You jus' jealous you don' got a body like miiine.

Niccoli 3: Because you are a functioning human being.

Niccoli 4: 7

Niccoli 5: 42 =/= 7

Kali: I don't make fabulous appearances. I'm not stylish enough to make fabulous appearances.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) I'M HERE, MY ADORING PUBLIC! Fashionably late as always, a-ha hah hah. Yes. Love me.

...

Now THAT was fabulous.

Navar: Coor doesn't satisfy my womanly needs.

Dagan: Because you didn't raise my temples. Next time you'll listen to the dream voices that tell you to kill that jerk.

Drucilla 1: No. Not really.

Drucilla 2: <ERROR 407> CONTEXT NOT FOUND

Cherri: Because if it didn't, every man on earth would be gay, since logic would lead them to avoiding women entirely, since they're all crazy.

LOL SECKSIZM.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) The views expressed in this answer might be the views shared by the Conservative party of Canada and the Church of Scientology. Please send all angry letter(bomb)s to them.

Orril 1: Because people today use science to avoid blaming people for their own faults, and are very prone to stereotyping people.

Orril 2: Because the MAN wants to keep our chromosome DOWN.

Orril 3: No. They're superior to us for many other reasons than that.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) The views expressed in this answer might be the views shared by the Liberal party of Canada and the Catholic Church. Please send all angry letter(bomb)s to them.

Orril 4: God I hope not. For the sake of my kids, John and Adam.

Orril 5: This question is void. Have a bunny. :pet:

Orril 6: Yes.

Kar 1: The future holds many surprises.

Kar 2: Because they're surrounded by jerks and crazy women.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) The views expressed in this answer might be the views shared by the New Democratic party of Canada and the Dali Lama. Please send all angry letter(bomb)s to them.

Kar 3: Because every man you've met was a jerk, apparently. THANKS FOR TELLING ME HOW YOU FELT ABOUT ME TO MY FACE, KAR.

Navar 1: She's not a slut.

Navar 2: You're not a slut.

Navar 3: Time's a slut.

Navar 4: I'm a slut.

Navar 5: I didn't. It wasn't funny. Slut.

Cherri 1: Because we're human.

Cherri 2: Because WE'RE WEAK.

Vesk: When you learn to use the potty, i.e. NEVER.

Navar: There are questions here, but no question marks. THIS DISPLEASES ME. I suggest you learn to use proper punctuation before your body is pierced with nails and cast into a fiery pit.

Simonne 1: Because he's an elf, and thus inferior. LOL RACISM.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) The views expressed- yeah, y'know what, screw it. Elves ARE inferior. Send your namby pamby elven hate mail here.

Simonne 2: ...

At the time of my answering this question, yes. It has been asked.

Simonne 3: Denmark.

Vesk: See the last answer I gave you.

Orril 1: No, because your name is a mistake. JUST LIKE YOU WERE.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) ...

...

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) ...Wow. Harsh.

Indeed!

Orril 2: 7

Orril 3: Yes. And one day we will all return to our home planets and continue waging our intergalactic war, returning to earth only for another extended period of mutual population increase to prevent the extinction of our two peoples. Becau-- NO, WE AREN'T FROM TWO DIFFERENT PLANETS, AND ALL THESE INCREDIBLY SEXIST QUESTIONS ARE STARTING TO TICK ME OFF. "Why are men blah blah blah", "Why do women bleah bleah bleah", and so on. If someone came on asking "Why do black people so and so" or "Why do white people yadda yadda" THEY'D BE BANNED. Prejudice is prejudice is prejudice, so a whole lot of you need to evaluate yourselves as people.

Orril 4: Homosexuals come from the same planet as the Japanese.

Phyth: You answered my questions, and did so in a biting sarcastic manner, critiquing our culture and making your controversial point of view known.

I LIKE you.

Answer my questions again and die.

Also, no. It's because girls hit.

Luca: Into hiding. FROM YOUR HITTING.

Thorg: Because he cheats.

Orril 1: 7

Orril 2: Yes. I was abducted by Venusian women. It was terrible. They... They sent me back! I was free for a few glorious months! Free from all of you!

Vesk 1: Ask not what the language has to him, but what you can do for your country.

Vesk 2: You know that thing the mean man did to you when you were six? It did that to him.

Orril: I think it's incredible Vesk understands how to breathe.

Vesk: You don't ever need to see the sun again, Vesk. Just keep sleeping. The poison will kick in soon enough.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Um, sir? There was no poison delivered to Vesk's bloodstream. The lawyers determined it *would* count as murder.

I'LL SKIN THEM ALIVE AND TOSS THEM TO THE LEECHES!

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Also murder.

Oh. Darn.

Niccoli: Sept.

Navar: Because you're opinionated.

Cherri: Because they are inferior scum.

Cherri: Oui

Navar 1: She wants to be in my good books.

Navar 2: Maybe the translator was only 3/4 accurate. Or maybe you don't speak Spanish!

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) SCANDALOUS.

Scandalous indeed, my friend. Scandalous indeed.

Mina: *Answers Mina*

Vesk: As I told Mina before, !

Pay attention, class, there will be an exam.

Niccoli: Because you feel their annoyance validates your existence.

Ralhag 1: Because I told them to. Keeps their noses out of my business, y'see.

Ralhag 2: Yes. You do.

Ralhag 3: Anyone who is posting in my thread simply to get a high post count should take their own life right now. Seriously. There are better things to be doing than getting a high post count on this forum by posting here. Leave more oxygen for the rest of us.

Ralhag 4: 7

Ralhag 5: Seriously, 7

Navar 1: Those four years of Latin you took helped.

Navar 2: OH WOW, I TOTALLY TOLD YOU THEY DID BEFORE I EVEN GOT TO THIS QUESTION.

Orril: For the umpteenth time, My thread is not where people should come to vent or snipe at eachother. It is where *I* can vent, and *I* can snipe at people. And frankly Orril, with how many people can't be bothered to look at a book before coming online, I honestly didn't know you weren't a native English speaker until it was mentioned. I know a great many people who can't be bothered to learn their own language.

Niccoli: If I knew the answer to that, I would be spending my time and effort formulating a means of fixing it rather than destroying all civilization and starting humanity anew with my own master race.

Ralhag: I was in hiding.

Navar 1: If you think you said that, it NEEDED rephrasing.

Navar 2: We can. We choose not to.

Navar 3: In front of a computer, typing this sentence.

Kar: That depends on many independent variables.

Niccoli: Language barriers are among many things people use to separate themselves from others, allowing for an "Us-Them" mentality. This kind of mentality is primitive, and probably dates back to when we were pack animals or, for those of you uncomfortable with being compared to other species, tribal proto-humans. I hope we one day manage to evolve this section of our pathetic brains out of existence, or at least to a state where it no longer causes animosity or any automatic emotional response, merely a basic understanding of differences existing.

LOL PSYCHOLOGY.

Vesk: You're right, it was an attack on an undeserving person named Orril. Now that you're feeling a little backlash, you think you can simply end discussion of it. That may fly in your fancy little realm of fantasy, but this is my realm. You lose. Good day, sir.

Orril: Nay. 'Twasn't.

Navar: No, he's upset because he's unloved by all.

Cherri: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA-no.

Niccoli: Because you're one of THEM.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Dun dun DUHN.

Orril 1: Yes

Orril 2: They were in my way.

Orril 3: Only I can fuse with cold.

Orril 4: Because you're all too fat. ALL OF YOU. TOO DARN FAT.

Orril 5: Safety.

Orril 6: EVEN SMALLER PARTICLES.

Orril 7: What is love?

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) What is love?

Yea-heah

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) OooooOOOooooh

Oh, I don't know why you're not there.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) I give you my love, but you don't care

So what is right and what is wrong?

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Give me a sign!

What is love?

Orril 8: Maybe!

Orril 9: 7

Orril 10: Sexy.

Orril 11: Yes.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on February 09, 2007, 07:51:40 AM
Seven is not the correct answer in any language I'm afraid.
What happened to you? Why did people dissapear? Est-ce que sa a faire avec le fait que les etres humaines sommes fondamentalement (cet un extremement long mot en francias n'est pas?) des idiots?  :rolling:
Tu sais quoi, c'est vraiment amusant de poser des questions en francais quand presque personne les compranderait. Yes my grammer is terrible. You get the jist of it non?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kalna Dal'isyrs on February 09, 2007, 08:28:13 AM
You really coming back?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on February 09, 2007, 08:39:15 AM
Where can I purchase a minion to write research papers at low low prices? Will he come with a cup holder?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on February 12, 2007, 01:28:25 AM
What have ai been doing in my long absence and is it PG13?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on February 12, 2007, 12:53:50 PM
How long will you stay this time?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on February 12, 2007, 08:51:21 PM
Did necro go poof again?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on February 13, 2007, 11:42:35 PM
Where does Necro go when Necro goes "poof"?


Title: I think they're pretty sweet indeed, my friends!
Post by: NecroMage on February 17, 2007, 02:50:42 PM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals!(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

There is nothing more satisfying in the multiverse than level 2 spells.

Niccoli: You're right. Seven TRANSCENDS language as the answer.

Niccoli 1: The doctors are still trying to determine that.

Niccoli 2: They doubted seven.

Niccoli 3: ...

Uh... well... Ooh... Rock me Amadeus.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) ROCK ME AMADEUS! R-R-ROCK ME AMADEUS!

Rock me all the time to the top.

Niccoli 4: ...

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Buy it use it break it fix i-

NO, Doug. We've already answered via musical interlude. We must move on to meaningless poetry.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) I heard my soul today. It was cughing blood, crying, and begging me to let it die. I had to refuse, for you, my darling.

...

Niccoli 5: I get the jist of a lot of things.

Kali: Did I sell some lady level 2 shoes for 55000 gold?

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) The answer is yes.

THE ANSWER IS SEVEN YOU WORTHLESS HERETIC.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Hiyooooooo!

We have fun in the studio.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) I'm only here because he stole my pant legs.

THEY WERE ZIPPABLE.

...

I really need an editor to reel me in.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Hiyooooooo!

Vesk 1: eBay.

Vesk 2: Only if you order one with hands.

Cherri: Oh, that reminds me. You left your bra.

Kar: I guess that depends on my staying power.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Hiyooooooo!

Niccoli: You'd feel pretty stupid asking this if I had.

Cherri: The plethora of answers is vast. So vast that I may have to resort to song to express it successfully!

...

Don't even think you'll be getting the answer.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Doctor Phineas Waldorf Steel wants YOU.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on February 17, 2007, 02:56:39 PM
Whoa, you've been snorting drugs hidden away in coconuts haven't you?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kalna Dal'isyrs on February 17, 2007, 04:01:58 PM
How much chocolate does it take to make me sick?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Luca the Thief on February 17, 2007, 07:08:18 PM
Are my grad pictures going to suck?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mad Davy Flint on February 18, 2007, 04:37:13 AM
Why is the herald dead?
What have been my other Santharian IDs?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Xun Darkwoe on February 18, 2007, 06:55:49 AM
Finally, necro, I have found a question that is impossible to answer, WHAT is the last digit of the quotient of 3 divided by 2?

oh and why are we here? how did we get on earth? why am I a middle aged guy who is addicted to my computer and the limitless sites that the internet is capable of? yada yada yada all that jazz..... zzzz


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on February 18, 2007, 03:12:39 PM

oh and why are we here? how did we get on earth? why am I a middle aged guy who is addicted to my computer and the limitless sites that the internet is capable of? yada yada yada all that jazz..... zzzz


I have the answers. We are here to worship god(You can say whatever you think but that is my reason). We got here because we were created at some point and apparently the dude wanted us to be here. You are addicted to the computer probably because you have a genial mind like most of us do but you are not appreciated for your apparent potential because other less mature people are just willing to accept us when they would be US if they just cred enough to bestow themselves with the presence of mind we have and to study the situation completely.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Scael Pelegrene on February 19, 2007, 05:01:37 AM
um....


yeah.

Grin.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Tork Fireaxe on February 19, 2007, 07:43:12 AM
What's the molecular structure of a cat, dear Necro?

Why do I find comfort in fighting?

Why am I asking you these questions?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Phyth Glenfield on February 19, 2007, 09:20:28 AM
Why were the boards being stupid on me?

Will you marry me?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Scael Pelegrene on February 19, 2007, 09:35:26 AM
When will the Everbody Votes! channel on the nintendo Wii replace all governance for the world?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Weivc'Nen on February 19, 2007, 10:55:31 AM
1.  When will the people that deserve to die, die?

2.  When will I find complete happiness?

3.  What is the reason behind people toying with other people and saying the person they toyed with toyed with them?

4.  Why am I not allowed to hurt myself but other people may do it?

5.  Finally, why is the world such a cruel and uncizlized place?


These are just a few questions I thought the "Great Necro" might have the answers to. A few are personal so don't answer if you don't want to.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on February 19, 2007, 11:58:24 PM
Will the people that answer Necro's questions feel the fiery wrath that is all consuming?

When did the rules on a three line sig change?

Why do I even care?

Do I even care?

How much birthday cake can a 2 year old eat before she pukes nothing but pink frosting?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on February 20, 2007, 12:16:52 AM
Is Avash going to be dealt with since he didn't ask a question, but, rather, answered one?

Will I be able to escape before the impending doom?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on February 20, 2007, 02:18:20 PM
Is there sugar in acorns?

Do i have Malaria?

Do i have four stomachs like a cow?

Is there cheese in the first wheel that man made, as they chose their wives for cheesemaking abilities?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on February 21, 2007, 07:31:01 AM
Will Necro raise Avash after his untimely fiery demise just to be torched again?

Does the all knowing Necro know what we are going to ask before we ask?

Why do I like to smiley smacking the other with the fish so much?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on February 23, 2007, 10:34:27 AM
Will you marry me?
When will Phyth realize that I asked first? He's mine! :loveeyes:

*fingers snap and head weaves*

Necro, will the world ever accept our love? :heart: :heart: :heart:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kelancey the Green on February 23, 2007, 10:46:56 AM
Sage Necro, what is "nigh" invulnerable?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Scael Pelegrene on February 23, 2007, 10:49:27 AM
"What is the airpseed velocity of an unladen swallow?"


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Weivc'Nen on February 23, 2007, 10:50:55 AM
When is "The Great Necro" returning?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Scael Pelegrene on February 23, 2007, 11:01:05 AM
Was it something I said?


Title: I will kill each and every one of you in some way, shape, or form before I die.
Post by: NecroMage on February 24, 2007, 01:21:00 PM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals!(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

In the desert, a statue cries for me. It is worn away from the eyes down, a broken skull sitting on the sand. It wants to be buried in the dunes, just for some comfort from the searing heat and the cold, lonely nights in the desert.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) ...

Perhaps, Douglas. Perhaps.

Avash: No. I hate coconuts.

Kali: Too much. GOOD THING THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE!

Luca: That wouldn't be possible.

Davy 1: I found it annoying.

Davy 2: What HASN'T been your other Santharian IDs, you forum-whore?

Xun 1: Pointless.

Xun 2: No real reasons to leave.

Xun 3: Considering that science AND most religions claim we evolved on earth originally, I don't see how we would have had to have "gotten on to" Earth.

Xun 4: You've lived half your life and there's some good pr0n on them Internets.

Avash: There was once a time when I would attempt to teach ignorants like you. Those days died long, long ago.

Pray that I never find you, sir, or I will grasp you by the neck, squeeze until blood trails down my arm and then forcefully remove your windpipe from your body. You clearly aren't using it properly, since your brain seems completely deprived of oxygen and therefore, thought. Had you a minute, tiny, miniscule shred of common sense, you would have read this thread's topic and grasped the essence of it. But you didn't. Instead you decided to think I have qualms about immolating you and hurling you off a skyscraper.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) He doesn't.

I really don't.

Scael: YOU are on THIN ICE mister. No question, and an idiotic grin to boot? *hurls a fireball in the general direction of Scael*

Tork 1: Inconsequential to owning, hunting, eating, killing or burying one.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) It does come in handy when making love to them, however.

Doug, I'm certain that Tork doesn't need any help having sexual intercourse with felines. He's good enough at that on his own.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Hiyoo-

No. No more "Hiyoooo"s

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Aw, but it was a good one. *shucks*

Tork 2: Because the problems that plague you are shallow or punchable?

Tork 3: Because you can read instructions, unlike SOME PEOPLE.

Phyth 1: Because you're so irresistible. Sometimes I can barely contain my urge to tackle you to the ground and be stupid all over you.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) I had a fantasy where I was stupid on Phyth aaaall niiight loooong. It was intense.

How intense was it?

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) FRIGGIN' INTENSE!

Hot.

Phyth 2: Uh- Well jee... this is kind of sudden... uh... wow... um...

*Reaches out and shatters Phyth's sternum as he tears Phyth's still beating heart from his chest and rips it in half*

It wouldn't have worked out.

Scael: When Lord Miyamoto tells me to go ahead with the plan.

Weivc 1: Hopefully when you eat your poisoned steak- What? Nothing. I dunno.

Weivc 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

*snrk* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Weivc 3: They're...... Bastards? Pricks? Jerks? Not pleasant, happy, stereotypical fifties strangers (who don't exist)?

Weivc 4: Why are you complaining that you aren't ALLOWED to hurt yourself? Please, by all means, go break your arms. That way I won't have to deal with someone as full of themselves as you, you pathetic piece of attention craving scum.

Weivc 5: I want to know what the hell people compare Earth to when they call it things like a "cruel and uncizlized place" because last I checked, DEEP SPACE ISN'T THAT HOSPITIBLE. I really wouldn't mind if everyone who bitched and moaned about the world being a horrible place was shot up into it, in fact. Leave more air for us people who have lives to live.

Cherri 1: Hold that thought.

*Twists his neck as two black draconian wings tear through the back of his robes. His pupils become vertical slits as he draws his head back and spews a hellish fireball towards Avash, incinerating him from reality. He then reverts to his humanoid shape.*

What people answered my questions now? I don't see any.

Cherri 2: Rules are for chumps. I'm a mage, so clearly I'm not a chump.

Cherri 3: Because you're a chumpette.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Hey, hey, hey, watch the feminine conjuctions. This isn't the 19-SEXISM's anymore, pal.

Cherri 4: The real question is... does ANYONE?

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) MY MIND HAS JUST ASPLODED. YOU HAVE ASPLODED MY MIND, SIR. THIS IS BANANAS.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S?

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) FRIGGIN' INTENSE!

Cherri 5: I can't even answer this because I find the idea of a cute little baby vomiting nothing but pink frosting too funny and adorable. Think about it: Nothing but pink frosting? ISN'T THAT JUST THE CUTEST VOMITTING INFANT IMAGINABLE?

Kar 1: Who?

Kar 2: No. That is why it is impending doom.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Duh.

Seriously.

Cherri 1: Nope.

Cherri 2: Nope.

Cherri 3: Because you like feeling dominant, you dirty girl you.

Vesk 1: When you go back in time and make it the truth, and then inform Phyth.

Vesk 2: *Places a hand on Vesk's chest and sends twelve-thousand volts of electricity into him, charring his heart black and liquifying most of his other internal organs*

It wasn't meant to be.

Green: Fruitcake.

Scael: FRIGGIN' INTENSE.

Waste of a human life: Today.

Scael: I don't hold you in high enough regard or in deep enough contempt for anything you say to have an impact on my prescence.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) That means no.

Or DOES IT?

Does it really mean no? Could Doug have been lying? When will Necro be back to answer more questions? What will the next musical number be? Is Sophie carrying Joseph's baby? Find out next episode; Same bat time, same bat channel!


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Scael Pelegrene on February 25, 2007, 03:14:18 AM
What, exactly, is the primary componant of Vegemite?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alassiel Telrnya on February 25, 2007, 07:40:14 AM
What characteristic separates a bird from all other animals?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Scael Pelegrene on February 25, 2007, 07:42:47 AM
What is underneath Caelereth?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alassiel Telrnya on February 25, 2007, 07:48:01 AM
"What is in my pocket?" - Bilbo Baggins, The Hobbit, J.R.R. Tolkien


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on March 01, 2007, 01:40:52 AM
Do you ever tire of your name being associated with necrophilia?

And on a completely unrelated note, does the sight of a nude corpse turn you on?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alassiel Telrnya on March 01, 2007, 01:42:37 AM
Do you think that what Vesk said is disgusting? :grin:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on March 02, 2007, 08:03:49 AM
Who would win in a bout of fisticuffs, Napolon Bonaparte or Napoleon Dynamite?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: NecroMage on March 04, 2007, 06:47:04 AM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals!(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

I love checkin' my messages. I recently got this gem from Weivc'Nen:

Subject: This isn't a threat but...

"Alright, don't take this as a threat but if you don't quit with the hatred towards me for no reason, I will ruin your life one way or another. Trust me I have my ways, and if you don't believe me just try me. No this is not a threat, but a promise which technically isn't counted as a threat. I just hope that if you resume this hatred, the life you have after I'm done with you, is at least somewhat content for one such as yourself."

Let me just say that of all the things I felt reading this letter, threatened was not one of them. I particularly enjoyed the fact that yet another moron assumes I hate them for no reason. I don't believe it's possible to hate anyone without a reason. Hate is simply too strong an emotion to feel without a reason, regardless of what the reason is. My reason for hating Weivc is the fact that he's whiny, pathetic, and stupid, and yet is one of the most arrogant people I've ever met.

I also have a particular place in my heart for people who go on about hurting themselves, or wanting to. It is a place of contempt. I'm all too familiar with this screwed up sociological development in our culture, the whole cutting yourself kit and kaboodle. If anyone comes to me with problems I do my damndest to help them. I'm the reason a friend of mine didn't kill herself in grade eleven, according to her. This is why anyone who goes on about how they're going to go off and hurt themselves because I'm not putting up with their ignorant, arrogant, pissy, full of themselves attitude as if they expect me to apologize, because clearly them hurting themselves will make me care about them, royally pisses me off. Anyone using their own well being as a threat can go ahead and kill the hostage as far as I care.

If Weivc or anyone else has a problem with anything I say in this thread, they can send me a private message politely informing of it and I will respond in kind. However, I think it's quite obvious I don't react kindly to threats promises.

Scael: Tom Cruise.

Alassiel: Being caged.

Scael: Jimmy Hoffa.

Alassiel: Tom Cruise.

Vesk 1: No. Tiring is for the weak.

Vesk 2: Not especially. Give it a revealing Japanese schoolgirl outfit, then we'll talk movies.

Alassiel: To think that, I'd have to be alive!

*cackles madly and bites the cyanide pill*

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Little does Necro know, we've replaced his emergency fascist escape plan pills with Folger's crystals.

Little does Doug know, shut up Doug nobody loves you.

Vesk: That's a tricky one to call. On the one hand, Bonaparte was small, quick, and angry enough to inspire French people to win battles. On the other hand, Dynamite has the bo staff skills of a medieval warrior. Bonaparte was born in Corsica and used victorian era weaponry.  Dynamite lived in Idaho and uses a frickin' 12-gauge, what do you think?!

In a round of fisticuffs, I'd have to give it to Napoleon Dynamite. But honestly, the real winners would be everyone who had a chance to witness that event.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Hello peoples. I am Doug. Many of you may know me as "Doug" from Ask Necro. I'm here today to talk to you about a serious problem. Too many of today's youth hate zombies. Video games like Boxhead and the Resident Evil series glorify violence against the undead. Even seemingly harmless board and card games, like Zombies!!! and Magic: The Gathering portray zombies as mindless, shambling husks, incapable of feelings beyond hunger and hatred. This is simply not true. Zombies are a valuable part of society. We are proud of our unique heritage and culture and wish to preserve it. All we ask is that you please, please learn to respect us as people, and not believe in all of the stereotypes you see on television and on the internet. And to stop shooting us. It really hurts.

~This message was sponsored by the Council for NecroMage's eventual conquest of Earth and replacement of the living with an undead prolitariat hellbent on serving him~


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on March 04, 2007, 10:03:31 AM
Why were there only a handful of people who wanted to ask Necro something?

Am I more than a handful or less?

Is that a good thing or bad?

Hmmm, why are puppies born with their eyes closed and have that funky yet irresistible puppy breath?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alassiel Telrnya on March 04, 2007, 04:06:50 PM
Do you know that you got the answer to my bird question wrong? :grin:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on March 05, 2007, 05:16:27 AM
What color is my underwear?

Why do cows crap even when they are mating?

What is the meaning of froogaljondiphfgvjklahbahlgl toothpaste?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on March 05, 2007, 06:45:37 AM
What punishment shall Necro deem unworthy to deal to Alessiel who in error has stated that the all knowing Necro got something wrong?

Why isn't the world flat?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alassiel Telrnya on March 05, 2007, 07:07:55 AM
Are you willing to admit that you got something wrong, for once? :evil: :evil:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on March 06, 2007, 03:21:33 PM
What does the tenth smile from the left mean?  Why don't we use smiley's more?  Can you compose a whole completely coherent sentece out of nothing but smiley's without using one that is kissing another smiley's rump?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kalna Dal'isyrs on March 06, 2007, 06:28:04 PM
Do you love me?

>.>
<.<
^.^


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alassiel Telrnya on March 08, 2007, 01:12:14 AM
Everyone knows that hair turns white from old age; but how does it turn white, and what makes it change color?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on March 08, 2007, 05:40:00 AM
Why aren't there leggings for men anymore?(A question from The Office)

Why can't anyone guess the color of a toad/centipede/chameleon?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Simonne Miller on March 08, 2007, 06:45:58 AM
Does Avash read the answers that you give?

If he does, does he realise that he has been wiped off the face of the earth?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alassiel Telrnya on March 13, 2007, 03:46:20 PM
Do you really know everything?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on March 13, 2007, 09:10:51 PM
Brother or sister? Older or younger? Above 5 siblings or less than that? Ever want to be the middle child?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on March 16, 2007, 11:59:49 AM
How do I keep a woman from leaving me? Should I handcuff myself to her? Bond our flesh together in a science experiment gone horribly awry? Or just cling to her like the pathetic loser I can be?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: yalari malea on March 17, 2007, 02:58:10 AM
Should I blindly ask you a question or should I think for myself?  ;)

My question - Should I do what I enjoy/think is right, even if others see it as weird, or should I do what they see more appropriate? (No, I don't plan on murdering someone or anything of the like :grin:)


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on March 22, 2007, 07:12:57 AM
Is there such a thing as a giant purple ape like magilla gorilla?

Who is the governor of Idaho and Kentucky?

Why does the moon orbit the earth when the earth orbits the sun only and the moon is smaller, so shouldn't the moon come crashing into the sun as it is less than half the size of earth and has almost no inertia?

Why are people saying that Pluto isn't a planet anymore? Why does anyone give a damn?

Is the Rocky series of movies going to keep coming out with crappy movies using Stallone who is an old fart, or are they going to stop at Rocky30? Or will they just stop when Sylvester Stallone dies on the toilet like Elvis because he was so old he couldn't survive taking a crap?

Why do baboons have no hair on their backsides? Why am I asking random questions and droning on and on? Am I a delirious crackpot who sells crack to toddlers in hope of "Gettin back at the government, man"? :peace: :sigh: :sorry: :hia: :dontgetit: :wakeup: :jawdrop:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on March 24, 2007, 05:25:36 AM
May I hit Avash extremely hard with my staff or would you prefer to send him to oblivion?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on March 24, 2007, 09:38:45 AM
Why does Lady Cherri hate me?

Is she on crack?

Did i sell it to her?

Am i a Columbian crack dealer who sells it all like Scarface?

Do i ever make references to my little friend?

Could that last question be interpreted as something nasty?

Should I stop asking so many questions at once?

Do you ever do the question game, which started for me on improve in drama class?

Did you ever watch Nacho Libre?

Do you have a lucky machete too?

SDGHVSGVHBSCH?

What language was the last question in?

Who made that language and why do they call it that?(Started in Civil War time by a certain priest, to help you out.)


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on March 24, 2007, 10:03:15 AM
Wow....Avash, you have my initials in that "foreign language" in the right order. Freaky...

Well...I guess I'll ask a question so I don't get yelled at....

Willl I be allowed to beat a certain "Sheriff of Nottinghamshire" into the ground?
Would you allow it?
Wanna hear how he hurt the poor Kareesh?


Title: Durr...Oops
Post by: NecroMage on March 24, 2007, 12:10:17 PM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals!(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

It is well documented that I, NecroMage, am a genius. As such, I felt it necessary, in order to prevent my brilliance from driving you peons mad, to boneheadedly delete my last post by accident when meaning to reply to my new batch of questions. Only a super genius like me would also be smart enough to have a backup copy of such a thing. Below it is repeated, and will probably be followed with the post I intended to write this fine evening.

I've been kicked out of my house. I'm staying with a friend. I'm on a macintosh, and on dial-up to boot. But I am alive.

And that means it's time to answer questions.

Cherri 1: That's like asking why Jesus only had twelve disciples.

Cherri 2: I should hope more, unless you're an old style homunculus.

Cherri 3: More than one handful of Lady Cherri sounds like a good thing to me, wink cheekily.

Cherri 4: Puppies are born with their eyes closed because nobody wants to see a dog's vagina while she's giving birth. The breath is an evolutionary leftover that remains from ancient times, when dogs were dragons.

Alassiel: Your questions is pretentious in that you have asked it in a way that suggests you have won an arguement that was never presented. The only means I have of answering this question is to nullify it's value, rendering it pointless.

The qustions to which you are refering is as follows: "What characteristic separates a bird from all other animals?" The answer I gave was "Being caged." This question, however, states that this answer was incorrect. It wasn't.

You asked what characteristic seperates a bird from all other animals. A bird. Singular. One bird, being caged, is seperated from all other animals. The characteristic doing the seperating? The fact the bird is in a cage. Sure, some birds may be caged together or with other animals. However, there is nothing in the question to suggest that the bird in question is NOT Bouregard, the immunity deficient parakeet of the saskatoon zoo and wildlife park, who is kept in a germ free filtered environment away from all other lifeforms so that it may live it's life out naturally, as it would in the wild.

So, to sum up, no, I do not know things that aren't true.

Cherri 1: Punish someone for daring to dream they had proven the oft called "Great Necro" wrong? Never! I don't crush the dreams of my followers by flat out telling them they'll never be as great as I am. Jesus did that. Look what happened to him.

Cherri 2: Implants.

Alassiel: No. I'm willing, as I have been in the past, to admit getting many things wrong all the time, if and when I do and become aware of it.

Cherri 1: ...I think he just took a dump.

Cherri 2: Smileys are for the weak. Only the most pathetic, useless, worthless dregs of society use smilies with any regularity.

 Yeah.

Cherri 3: Yes.

Kali: I REALLY wish I hadn't wasted using "What is love" by Haddway as a response to a question already.

 It truly would've been sweet.

Alassiel: Hair doesn't actually turn white. It stops being colored, due most often to indeed, aging. Grey hair is actually mixed colored and white hairs. And hey, fun fact, blonde people are more likely to go completely white headed as opposed to darker haired people who tend to go grey.

The Office: Tingle.

Simonne 1: Who?

Simonne 2: What?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kalna Dal'isyrs on March 24, 2007, 12:10:57 PM
Will the weather be warm and sunny on my wedding day?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on March 24, 2007, 12:41:02 PM
Is she being creepy to you for a reason?

Do you ever get malaria from a mixture of toothpaste and fish paste?

Are sardines all that healthy?

Is how now brown cow an insult, or is it referring to the fact that in old england, they liked the brown cows the best, as they were larger and meant more beef?

Am i Japanese or chinese or just neither?

Am i scottish or irish?

At which of the two aforementioned culture centers is the Blarney Stone?

What are the colors of the irish flag?

What is the one different color in their flag that scotland has seperate from ireland?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Aveon on March 24, 2007, 01:08:27 PM
Since I am bored and have nothing to do, I will be asking so many stupid questions in this post. My life, as you should know, is full of very stupid questions. :grin: Prepare for battle! :baby:.

1. Why is the sky blue? Why isn't it red, so we can really face life how it truely is: A living hell who out flames and some happy times.

2. Why on earth are kids stupid? It isn't t.v, as I clearly had taken it away.

3. Why did we vote for a C average presdent? Bush is stupid....Too stupid. :ts:

4. Why is the goverment trusting us with our money? In 2005 we spent 48 million dollars on lotto tickets.

5. Why are we doom for stupidity?

6. Why are we fighting a war in Iraq?

7. Why hasn't anyone killed the president yet?! Abraham Lincoln died because somebody thought he was helping the south, so why can't Bush die because somebody thought he was just plain stupid.

8. Is rock consider poison?

9. Fruit is going to the poison industry. Why is that?

10. Why are weddings even allowed? They are just going to split, so why charge them?

11. Why is life full of crap?

I got tons more questions, but I have found out I had something to do... :cry:

Confusion Kiro Has Spoken  :azn:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on March 27, 2007, 09:56:23 AM
why are the 60s coming back into fashion?

Why are the whos who of fashion trying to bring tights back as in the 80s?

Why can't people think for themselves?

Why does my head hurt?

Is it because I was trying to think for myself?

What would help my headache go away?

Why when I have a headache does my hubby insist he can make it go away, when indeed he does not?

Why can't he make it go away?

Why do I feel compelled to post from work way after hours instead of going home and posting?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on March 27, 2007, 11:31:04 AM
Why did Necro not answer my questions last time?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kalna Dal'isyrs on March 28, 2007, 11:30:40 AM
How does one rid the world of stupidity?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Prince Erebus on March 28, 2007, 12:31:58 PM
Avash'kan'dui, you make me laugh... I find you intelligent but a bit Shallow and Pedantic. yes but laughs all round for he is perhaps the first comedian on his page.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on March 29, 2007, 06:20:43 AM
Hmm, shall Necro cause those who post in the 'Ask Necro' thread and do not ask questions to burst into flames or simply be transferred to a plane of non-existance?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Aera on March 29, 2007, 06:28:55 AM
Why can't I pry myself from the computer?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Simonne Miller on March 29, 2007, 06:56:25 AM
Can you answer the same question for me?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Prince Erebus on March 30, 2007, 06:51:35 AM
Is indeed a question?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Prince Erebus on March 30, 2007, 06:52:29 AM
If Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares why does he keep doing it?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Prince Erebus on March 30, 2007, 06:53:20 AM
I the world really like a baboon's butt: colorful and full of crap?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Prince Erebus on March 31, 2007, 04:59:50 AM
Why does necro take so long to anwser questions?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alassiel Telrnya on March 31, 2007, 05:25:12 PM
Has the great Necro gone on holiday? :devilish:

Where is the source of emotion in humans?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on April 01, 2007, 01:56:50 AM
If we only use a small percent of our brains, where does the rest get used on, or do we just carry useless squishy things in our skull?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on April 11, 2007, 12:30:26 PM
How many cows have a fifth nipple in Wisconsin?

Why is it that i keeplosing internet and i haven't been on for some time?

Is Spongebob gay, and that's why him ande patrick are still friends with how much they fight because they are life partners or something?

Did you notice that Shaggy from Scooby Doo has to be a stoner, as he is always getting midnight snacks, has horrible reflexes as he waits a couple seconds to scream at every ghost, and he actually thinks his dog is talking?

Does that mean everyone else is on drugs too?

Is Freddy gay, because every time him and Daphney go out alone, they do nothing, or is he just a perv, and does no investigating when him and her go out, but they pretend to get lost or something just to make sure that nobody knows Daphney has to be loose as a burlap sack by now?

Why do I get such a kick out of talking about Scooby Doo realistically?

Did you know Alice In Wonderland was written by a guy on crack?

Is that why it is a movie with no chain of events making a real plot, and everything that happens to her is pretty random?

Do drugs really make you think that randomly?

Why are most of the young people living in our society slowly turning into degenerate, thoughtless filth?

Why did i just ask a serious question on the last one?

Do i ask a lot of questions, or did a crossdresser give genetal herpes to an old man with diabetes who had a fetish for newspapers?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on May 11, 2007, 06:12:02 AM
Why did I spend the whole afternoon reading this thread from the beginning?

Why did I laugh?

Why aren't my dishes getting washed?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on May 13, 2007, 04:07:44 PM
Where oh where has Necro gone, oh where oh where can he be??!??!??!?!  Will he grace us once more, oh where oh where can he be?!?!?!?!?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on May 21, 2007, 08:36:19 AM
Has the great Necro gone on holiday? :devilish:

Where is the source of emotion in humans?

Is the answer to her question the medulla oblongotta?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Weivc'Nen on May 21, 2007, 08:47:09 AM
Why does Avash keep answering questions Necro is asked?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Simonne Miller on May 21, 2007, 05:50:52 PM
Why has Avash still not seen that Necro will not answer his questions?

Why did I ask that question, when I know Necro will not really answer it?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on May 22, 2007, 12:49:38 PM
Why is Necro not answering my questions?

Is he a panzee?


Title: It is very dark here. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
Post by: NecroMage on June 04, 2007, 06:44:13 AM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals!(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

I wish I had a decent excuse for my lengthy absence this time. I don't, really. I decided that Santh wasn't giving me what I wanted out of it anymore so I left again to try and get my life back to a place where I wasn't going crazy with rage and contempt. Now that that's done, you can all look forward to the return of the Dark Lord, NecroMage.

Or should I say, LOLMAGE?!1!!1?2!1?

No. No I should not. Neither should you. Now to answer the questions i meant to answer months ago before my computer frustrated me to enough to go to bed.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Hooray!

Alas: I never said I know everything. I'm just always right.

Seh 1: No thanks, one of those is enough for me.

Seh 2: I'd prefer younger. I feel so old.

Seh 3: That sounds like a rigged survey question.

Seh 4: Not really, no.

Vesk 1: If you don't know what it is you do why do you think I would?

Vesk 2: Only if she sinks.

Vesk 3: I don't think you can attempt to control the results of something gone awry... that's the definition of awry.

Vesk 4: Can be and ARE.

Yalari 1: No, those are both horrible ideas.

Yalari 2: You should never let other people define who you are. I've been down that path and it doesn't lead anywhere pleasant.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) It comes out in New Jersey.

Cherri: Who?

Kar 1: I hope so.

Kar 2: Gladly.

Kar 3: Gladly.

At last, phase one is complete. Soon, something something something the dark side.

Kali: It's like RAAAAAAAAIN on your wedding Day!

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) It's a free riiiide when you've already paid!

It's the good adviiiice that you just didn't take!

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) And who woulda thought?

It figures.

Aveon 1: The sky isn't any color because it doesn't exist. It's simply our perception of the atmosphere high above us. And it's not red because THAT IS HOW THE LIGHT SPECTRUM ROLLS OK.

Aveon 2: A lack of encouragement by their caregivers and society as a whole to improve themselves intelectually.

Aveon 3: Because as a society you Americans are too passive to refuse his candidacy or do anything to stop him once he started screwing up.

Aveon 4: They got most of that money.

Aveon 5: The fact you misspelled this question made me laugh.

Aveon 6: Again, you're too passive to actually get up and do something about the government. Probably because they control all of your media. Good thing the Soviet Union collapsed, or the government would have control of every aspect of your lives right now.

Wait. Oh sh-

Aveon 7: Zombie John Wilkes Booth is busy planning the revival of the zombie confederate army.

"The South will rise again!"

Aveon 8: I know Poison is considered metal...

Aveon 9: Why shouldn't fruit go to the poison industry? I'm more concerned with the existence OF a poison industry myself.

Aveon 10: Weddings are allowed because 1/3 of them are actually made in the spirit of loving someone more than anything and wanting to express that by binding your life to theirs in front of the state, your relations and your god(s).

Aveon 11: Where else would the crap be? have a heart, that crap has nowhere else to go!

Cherri 1: Republicans are back in office.

Cherri 2: They have warehouses full of them.

Cherri 3: They aren't encouraged to.

Cherri 4: The pain center of your brain is functioning properly.

Cherri 5: If thinking for one's self hurt then Einstein's hair would've been dyed black and combed down over one eye.

Cherri 6: Decapitation.

Cherri 7: Because he WUUUUVS OOOOU. aw.

Cherri 8: He's not as skilled as I am.

Cherri 9: Because you're a go-getter with a cool head for business who will go places in this industry.

Kar: Necro was experiencing a breakdown of technical, emotional and mental functions.

Kali: Teaching.

Jerth: Forget this noise. MIND CRUSH. *sends Jerth into the depths of his own broken mind*

Cherri: I'd like to fly on a plane of non-existence.

Aera: Sticky keys?

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) But from what? Ooooooooooooh.

...grow up. Seriously. This person is asking for help escaping contact with a console and you're cracking jokes. Develop some compassion!

Simonne: No. You have no possible means of deriving the same answer as a previous question from me, as every person reading this column sees different answers from everyone else.

Alas 1: I love being respected by those who don't know me very well. They're the only ones who still do it.

Alas 2: That would be the BARHAH ZAMBAH HARMANZ center of the brain.

Seh: We use our entire brain. We just don't use all of it conciously.

Alt 1: Because you have class.

Alt 2: Because you have class.

Alt 3: Because you have class.

Cherri 1: Mockridge Heights.

Cherri 2: Apparently.

Weivoc: Who?

Simonne 1: He has problems with basic pattern recognition, maybe.

Simonne 2: A better question is why would you ever dare to predict Necro's actions.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on June 04, 2007, 07:03:28 AM
Is Necro STILL being too much of a panzee to answer my questions, or is he just not reading them at all?

Why am i so random in my questions?

Do i need a psychiatrist?

Am i medically insane?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on June 06, 2007, 11:48:28 PM
Why do I respect you, Necro, despite knowing you for almost two years?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on June 07, 2007, 12:36:49 AM
What is the meaning of the universe?

Is it to eat pie?

Do you like blueberry or lemon meringue pie?

How about Boysenberry?

Do you have a slingshot to hit people with?

Do you know how to grab a chicken and jump off a ledge with it so you glide?

Would that even work?

Why do i keep asking questions?

Are you still too chicken to answer ALL of my questions?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Simonne Miller on June 07, 2007, 03:20:15 AM
Is it so bad to predict your actions if the prediction is based on previous occurences?

Would my life improve if I read every question in this thread and its answer?

Really?

Should I be having a life right now?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Zack Ramsey on June 07, 2007, 04:48:42 AM
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

If an electric train is moving at 50 mph south and the wind is blowing at 5 mph to the east  then what direction well the smoke blow?

In a death match between Michael Jackson and Brittney Spears who would win? Then who would win between the Winner and Necro Mage?

If a rooster laid an egg on a tin roof, what factors would effect the direction the egg rolled?


Title: Oh yes it's Science time, Yes, Science Time, Quite, Science Time.
Post by: NecroMage on June 07, 2007, 07:35:59 AM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals!(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

People are too willing to accept an ok situation rather than struggle for an ideal one. We should be petitioning business to pollute less on threat of boycott. We should be ousting the politicians who care more about their party's power than their citizens from office. And we should be refusing to shill out hard earned money to companies charging us more than we should have to pay just so they're bosses can make another hundred thousand dollars while the people who run their companies for them make minimum wage or less.

Vesk: During those two years I'm frequently absent, so your memory is full of nostalgic corruption.

Simonne 1: Yes. I am a guy who purposely destroys his own behavioral patterns regularly. predicting my actions causes erraticity.

Simonne 2: Immensely.

Simonne 3: (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) YES, you, you, you doubtful woman!

Thank you Doug.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) S'alright.

Simonne 4: Lives are what you make them. I don't go to parties, I talk to people online I may never meet, I've never been kissed by a girl and I'm near pennyless and living in my best friend's parents' basement. My life is pretty sweet, my friends. Pretty sweet indeed.

Zack 1: I think I answered this question before in here. Regardless, it's less than Brad Pitt would chuck. Lazy hippie.

Zack 2: Up and out of the smokestack.

Zack 3: In a straight out fight I'd give it to MJ but he can't really win a deathmatch due to his current status as the walking dead. Britney would win by default.

Zack 4: You really need to ask? She shaved her hair because I sent her past self a telepathic image just now of me pulling her into a dark alley by it.

Zack 5: Slope, wind direction, the behavior of a very scared, confused rooster who is probably in a lot of pain, the quality of the shell of an egg laid by a rooster, the position of the rooster before the crime against nature that is his unholy offspring dropped out of his body, and the condition of the roof are just some of the innumerible factors that would affect such a hypothetical situation.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rurgol on June 07, 2007, 11:55:36 AM
why do i have a weird name?

is it wrong to wish to attack your step-father?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Zack Ramsey on June 07, 2007, 12:01:17 PM
Ok

Why dont you answer Avash'kan'dui?

Who is Doug?

Where did you lean such big words and such an elegant yet almost offensive way of wording your answers?

Killer turtles with nunchakus or baby elephants with top hats?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rurgol on June 07, 2007, 12:06:04 PM
doing it on the beech or the bed?

night or day?

why are you doing this?

why do you keep calling us puny mortals? are you fat and invincible?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on June 08, 2007, 06:00:33 AM
Why doesn't Necro answer my questions?

Is he STILL too chicken?

Can you finish the quote from the lord of the rings on the poem roads go ever on?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rox Techien on June 08, 2007, 07:53:15 AM
I only have three questions:

While I was looking at the second page of this OOC forum, I found a topic saying "Confusion Kiro's words of wisdom". When a read through it, his(or her) last post said the he (Or she?) that he was starting from scratch.

Who is he(or she)'s new character?

Why hasn't he(or she) came back?

Who's Aveon, and how come the person is a guest?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on June 09, 2007, 05:20:55 AM
Did you make your name racistly, and tried to make it similar to negro?

Or is the world just full of over reacting bastards that are too sensitive racially and how much new prejudice is being aimed at whites, not blacks?

Is that really starting to piss you off yet?

Are there too many damned soap operas these days?

Do you even know any of the bottle of the barrel actors who just can't find a job working in soap operas?

Or are they just drama queen patty flipping friends who lost their jobs?

Are Mel Gibson and Tom Hanks going to end up there sooner or later, or are they just going to die of pain killers and wine like Jimi Hendrix did?

Do you even know who Jimi Hendrix is?

Is Ty Pennington going to get hooked on crack again, or has he always been too skinny?

Is he gay with all the other gay designers on that show?

Does he use the megaphone just to sound masculine so that no one knows he's had sex with all of the other men designers on that show?

Who's had more sex: Michael Jackson with little boys, or Wilt Chamberlain with women?



Title: Fly? No. But I can leap over tall buildings.
Post by: NecroMage on June 09, 2007, 06:48:40 AM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals!(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

Most "terrorists" you read or hear about in the news aren't terrorists. Terrorists are people who try to get what they want by making other people afraid. You don't make people afraid by killing them, you make them afraid by threatening them. The groups in Afghanistan and Iraq are for the most part not terrorists, but militants. The political parties of the United States however, point out that you have to vote between whether or not you want to be safe from terrorists (Vote Republican) or the earth catching fire (Democrats). Of course, if you don't like it, it isn't like there's a third option or any possible way to change government. You're just people. People don't have liberations, or armies.

Tolman 1: Because nobody else has your name. If they did, it wouldn't be weird.

Tolman 2: I don't have a step-father. I don't who it is you're wanting to attack, but my step-father he ain't.

Zack 1: He hasn't asked me anything since he was wiped out of existence for not asking a question while he posted in my thread.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Amazing how not existing prevents any sort of communication.

Quite.

Zack 2: Doug is my second in command. He is the first clone of the zombie of a dead drifter I found in a ditch. The other clones proved unstable and eventually broke down or were mentally invalid and merely provided bodies for my legion. Doug, however, is the living clone of a zombie: in essence, a living undead. He possesses superior physiology and reflexes and is trained in several martial arts and languages.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) I'm tough but nice!

Yes you are. Now go drink your juice.

Zack 3: I read. People should do it more. I'd be less powerful then and that can only be a good thing for society.

Zack 4: Yes! Both, please!

Tolman 1: I prefer almost any activity in bed as opposed to on a tree.

Tolman 2: It's the afternoon.

Tolman 3: Because I can!

Tolman 4: Because I can!

Tolman 5: No. I'm not fat.

Rox 1: I think you want to ask "Who is his (or her) new character?" but lack the follow through to remain in one syntax.

Rox 2: If they have a new character, as you presumed for your first question, they would be back. they'd just be hiding. They're probably Vesk.

Rox 3: Those are two seperate questions. You won't be pulling a Gollum on me you rapscallion, now shoo!


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rurgol on June 09, 2007, 07:10:27 AM
Are you invincible?



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on June 09, 2007, 08:07:05 AM
Do i STILL have to egg necro on until he answers my endless list of questions?

Does he think he can answer them ALL in just a day?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rox Techien on June 09, 2007, 10:27:49 AM
....

How can I glue my eyes to the computer?

How can eggs become green?

Why is Bush stupid?

Will I be discovered on the Discovery Chanel?

Why do people act stupid?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on June 10, 2007, 01:12:28 AM
How honored am I to be mentioned in one of your answers?

Am I hiding behind a new character?

Have I ever asked a question of you as said new character?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rurgol on June 10, 2007, 03:25:02 AM
Do you know where i live?

If you do how do you know?

What the answer to life? (don't say 42 lol)


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on June 10, 2007, 05:37:36 AM
Necro, Why did the necromancers break away from the silver cities?
Also, How do you preform Magic?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Terragan, of the Eyes on June 10, 2007, 07:37:18 AM
Quote
Most "terrorists" you read or hear about in the news aren't terrorists. Terrorists are people who try to get what they want by making other people afraid. You don't make people afraid by killing them, you make them afraid by threatening them. The groups in Afghanistan and Iraq are for the most part not terrorists, but militants. The political parties of the United States however, point out that you have to vote between whether or not you want to be safe from terrorists (Vote Republican) or the earth catching fire (Democrats). Of course, if you don't like it, it isn't like there's a third option or any possible way to change government. You're just people. People don't have liberations, or armies.
Wow...that's wrong in so many ways...

Quote
Terrorists are people who try to get what they want by making other people afraid. You don't make people afraid by killing them, you make them afraid by threatening them.
How many times have Al-Qaeda militants threatened to kill PoWs if US forces do not withdraw from Iraq? How many times have Al-Qaeda militants threatened another largescale attack on the US?

Quote
The political parties of the United States however, point out that you have to vote between whether or not you want to be safe from terrorists (Vote Republican) or the earth catching fire (Democrats). Of course, if you don't like it, it isn't like there's a third option or any possible way to change government. You're just people. People don't have liberations, or armies.
You dont HAVE to vote for any party, it is a privilege and a right. In no means is it a duty or a requirement. Now, if you actually took the time to study western politics, you would see that there are moderates on both sides of the party line, striving for compromise. But all the average person sees is the moronic extremists that get their face on the news...coughcoughHarryRiedcoughcough.

Also, of course people have the power to change the government. The problem is that 90% of people are too lazy to give a damn about global problems, or even their own problems.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on June 10, 2007, 12:49:58 PM
Why did he do so many sentences without putting qustions but commenting?

Is he not going to ever be answered just like me?

Or is necro just going to be gay, let that slip, and answer to bug me?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Zack Ramsey on June 10, 2007, 01:39:48 PM
Can you smite people?
If so why dont you smite those who dont ask questions?
Your not afraid to smite are you?
Have you ever smited?
Have you ever been... uh... smited?
Is it fun to smite?
How can I smite someone?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rurgol on June 10, 2007, 01:41:18 PM
i think hell answer him just to annoy you

why did he comment those but no question? (even though i agree with him)

who started sope opras?

dr.phil or oprah?

do you know who dr.spok is?

why the heck did Z ask so many question about smiting, is he obsesed?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Zack Ramsey on June 10, 2007, 01:44:43 PM
If you were to take a football stadium and make it so no one could enter or leave, then put 30 star trek freaks and 30 star wars freaks, all dressed up in character , in the stadium and tell them they dont get to leave until one group is completely dead, who would win?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on June 10, 2007, 02:46:50 PM
Do you know where i live?

If you do how do you know?

What the answer to life? (don't say 42 lol)


Is the third question's quote relating to Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy?

Is that movie awesome or what?

How about Shawn of The Dead?


Title: Make bigger holes, and look out behind you.
Post by: NecroMage on June 16, 2007, 10:52:22 AM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals!(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

I'm not immodest. I really am always right.

Tolman: Everybody hurts.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Everybody cries.

Everybody hurts... soooometiiimes...

Rox 1: With glue. Honestly, you didn't need me for that.

Rox 2: I make green eggs using food coloring for Saint patrick's day, assuming I'm concious. And no, I wouldn't be drunk. I'm just lazy.

Rox 3: He chose to create a persona to win an election and has thus left his identity tarnished for all time. he will be remembered as a bumbling idiot and then forgotten.

Rox 4: Sure. All you need to do is believe really hard, sprinkle on some pixie dust, and mate with an African swallow.

Rox 5: To fit in, a stupid behavior in and of itself.

Vesk 1: Not very, I'll wager.

Vesk 2: Probably.

Vesk 3: Possibly.

Tolman 1: No, though your profile says Louisiana.

Tolman 2: as I answered no, I can't answer this question.

Tolman 3: Life isn't a question. It's an existance, and it's wasted while trying to figure out an answer.

Elven 1: We dislike surfing.

Elven 2: You form it beforehand. Always be prepared.

Terragan: This isn't "discussion with Necro". You're lucky your idiotic musings came with questions, or I would have reason to insult you along with disproving your uninformed arguements.

Firstly, "that's wrong in so many ways" is fallacy as well as cliche. My statements were truthful and sarcastic, not wrong.

In your questions, you use the word militants as if your use of the word in that situation is an arguement. All the terrorists in those situations can be described as militants, as well as terrorists. However, if you would be so kind as to take in more words than the ones that disagree with your viewpoint, I said MOST "terrorists" you hear about are just militants. Obviously the extortionist examples you provided are acts of terrorism, performed by what can be invariably described as terrorists. However, hearing about soldiers being killed in battle by "terrorist attacks" removes all meaning from the word, save the demonization of the enemy. before argueing about the meanings of these words again, I suggest you look up terrorism, terrorist, and militant (the noun, though the adjective version is also good to know).

Next, yes, my use of have would only apply to people who wanted to control their own nation. As if that's what democracy was about- rule by the people. And it doesn't matter if there are moderates- the party is controlled by the extremists, runs the extremists, does PR with the extremists, and if anyone goes against their party's extreme views they essentially get sacked. And for your information, I have studied western politics as well as eastern politics. If you were at all familiar with eastern politics, or etymology for that matter, you would know that my last statement, the one about people not having liberations, or armies, was sarcastic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peoples_Liberation_Army

Honestly. People do need holes punched in their arguments, don't let me discourage you from that, but make sure you aren't one of them before you take a swing.

Zack 1: Yes

Zack 2: Yes

Zack 3: I fear making no action that I could make without damaging myself.

Zack 4: Once, in the seventies. But I didn't inhale.

Zack 5: All night long, in Rio. that was a crazy weekend.

Zack 6: As much fun a grasshopper carnival in your evening briches!

Zack 7: You could try asking them out to dinner and a movie.

Tolman 1: He asked questions. I don't know the answer to them. The first one is probably higher than my guess, but i'd say around 20 times, and the second is easily below 10. The problem with his questions is that he specifies Al-Queda, so the numbers aren't going to be nearly as impressive as his tiny American mind thinks it is.

Tolman 2: Somebody who could spell "soap" properly.

Tolman 3: That depends. In a cage match, I'd give it to Oprah, but Dr. Phil wind the ladder match hands down.

Tolman 4: No I don't. I would like to ask my Starship's Vulcan Science officer if perhaps his family tree branched off into an alternate spelling of "Spock" however. perhaps they're related.

Tolman 5: He's probably glad he asked about smiting. Now he knows!

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) And knowing is half the battle!

The other half is victory. Flawless victory.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) FINISH HIM!

Zack: In that situation, EVERYBODY WINS. You deserve an award for concieving it.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rox Techien on June 19, 2007, 01:16:51 PM
Quote
If you were to take a football stadium and make it so no one could enter or leave, then put 30 star trek freaks and 30 star wars freaks, all dressed up in character , in the stadium and tell them they dont get to leave until one group is completely dead, who would win?

Easy. Star Trek. Because:

A) Since there is 95% Fat Star Trek fans and 5% Fit Star Trek fans, the Fatties die first.

B) Star Wars has 90% Fatties, 9% Wimpy Star War Fans, and 1% Fit Star War Fans, the Fatties trip over the Wimps and provides no shield for the Fit Star Wars fans.

Why haven't you figured that out?!


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on June 20, 2007, 03:49:45 AM
Well, if they were all in costume, and depending on what episode the Star Wars fans are dressing up as, it could be very complicated.

In E3 of SW, all of the Jedi are killed, thus all those who are dressed up as Jedi should die b/c their characters died.

If any of the ST fans are dressed in red, they all should die as well. Have to be in character.

Of course, since they are all "freaks" then they will insist on being in character, so it all depends on how many are dressed up as people who have to die.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alassiel Telrnya on June 20, 2007, 04:00:38 AM
Random question: When will the human race be able to easily afford individual flying machines?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on June 20, 2007, 01:20:06 PM
Why isn't rox asking questions?

Would you call it blatant heresy to this inquisitor court of questions?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Zack Ramsey on June 21, 2007, 03:02:12 AM
If a Bear attacked what would happen if I played dead?
What about if I attacked the bear with my bare hands?
What about if I ran?
What about if I jumped in a Pond?
Why did the bear attack me?
Who would win in a death match The bear or Rambo?
The winner vrs. Arnold from Predator?
The Winner Vrs. A teenage mutant ninja turtle?

Should spilling your beer be punishable by death?
If not what should be the punishment?
Does it involve nudity?
Is public nudity a form of punishment or a reward?
Is it true that there is a law in New York that a woman can be topless in public because a man can?

How many questions does one have to ask to have asked to many questions?

Why did I spell bare hands as bear hands the first time?

Edit: Can you blow up anything with a fart or even multiple farts with a lighter?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Thorgas Ironforge on June 21, 2007, 11:16:21 AM
Who would win and why:

Thorgas v.s. Buri in a steel cage match?
Thorgas v.d. Buri in a ladder match?
Thorgas v.s. Buri in a Cake baking contest?
Thorgas v.s. Buri in a TLC match?
Thorgas v.s. Buri in a manicure contest?
Thorgas v.s. Buri in a farting contest?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Zack Ramsey on June 28, 2007, 11:11:35 AM
I had a dream the other day that a little person, about one foot tall, sneezed out a acorn, with a little squeaking sound, and the acorn hit another little person, again about one foot tall, who then made a squeaking sound. I woke up laughing harder than I have ever laughed before. What does this dream mean?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: hulder on July 02, 2007, 04:06:26 AM
i am a noob and i need to know what to do to make a CD


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on July 02, 2007, 05:33:51 AM
Why do people ask a dozen questions per post?
Do they have feelings of obscurity?
Why do noobs post questions here that can be found elsewhere?
Have I just joined the "ask too many dern questions" club?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vincent Varkatzas on January 01, 2008, 02:25:38 PM
do i make the accent or does the accent make me?


Title: Fresh Blood
Post by: NecroMage on January 04, 2008, 05:20:22 AM
:evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

The sleeper's awake.

Rox: Because I'm not a moron.

Kar: *kicks off the ground and shoulder tackles Kareesh, then roundhouse kicks her through the air towards a wall, then teleports to the wall behind her and kicks her into the air, then releases a golden ball of energy from his hand at her. The ball explodes upon impact shooting her out of the sky.*

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Nice shot!

Alas: Random answer: Pencils!

Avash 1: Because he could figure out his answer.

Avash 2: No. You may, though.

Zack 1: You'd keep playing.

Zack 2: The bear would destroy you. Unless you're a monk. Then the bear would take approximately 12 damage, then destroy you.

Zack 3: Bears run.

Zack 4: Bears swim.

Zack 5: Because bears hate you and they hate the bands you like.

Zack 6: The bear.

Zack 7: Bear.

Zack 8: BEAR.

Zack 9: Not necessarily.

Zack 10: Spilling anything of mine should (and someday will) be punishable by bear attack.

Zack 11: Well the bear will be naked...

Zack 12: Depends on how foxy you are.

Zack 13: I doubt it. If anything there would be no law saying they couldn't be topless. Laws limit freedoms, they don't allow them. Remember that now.

Zack 14: Too many.

Zack 15: Because those ursine bastards got to you too!

Zack 16: That will also be deemed punishable by bear attack in the new regime.

Thorgas 1: Buri, because the pig is nature's chainsaw. And nothing survives very long in a confined space with a running chainsaw.

Thorgas 2: Thorgas v.d. Buri in a ladder match? That's disgusting! And not medically sound at ALL.

Thorgas 3: Buri, because everything tastes better when it's been mixed with a chainsaw.

Thorgas 4: Thorgas, because no pig is extreme enough to survive the domain of vampires.

Thorgas 5: Manicures done with chainsaws win life. Buri.

Thorgas 6: That's a case of mutually assured destruction.

Zack: That those ursine bastards got to you too!

hulder: That's very nice. *punts*

Alt 1: They hate having answers in any sort of timely fashion.

Alt 2: Who the hell are you?

Alt 3: Because n00bs could figure out Rox's answer.

Alt 4: Did you put your $7000 entrance fee in the tree in France?

VV: 7

Lursus: Your question angers Odin. Repent.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on January 04, 2008, 11:23:43 AM
Dear gods... the world must be comming to an end.

Assuming zombies took over the world, who would survive?
John Constantine or Batman?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vincent Varkatzas on January 04, 2008, 11:35:17 AM
@Lursus: its a bit of both really  :rolling:

@Necro: Have you gone bra shopping yet?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Phyth Glenfield on January 04, 2008, 12:58:16 PM
What is Satan's idea of a perfect Sunday?


Title: Totally
Post by: NecroMage on January 11, 2008, 01:14:35 PM
 :evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

I'm totally writing odes to the baddest of dudes and ladies in my head right now you guys.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) He seriously is you guys.

I really totally am.

Niccoli 1: Wolverine, Starscream and Tyr Anasazi. I'd bet on any of them to survive anything.

Niccoli 2: You say that like they're two different people.

VV: No. Not yet. Why do you care about my daughter's breast coverings anyway, Vincent? You'd better not have any ideas, you Oceanian filth.

Phyth: Satan's perfect Sunday? Well, I couldn't really say for sure, you'd have to ask him yourself... oh what the hell. A million wackos claim to know what God thinks. Satan's perfect Sunday would go as follows:

Wake up around 5 am AST (Hell runs on Atlantic Standard Time so they can set all the curfews to just before any of the prime time TV starts) Feast on Satan's favorite breakfast: Lucky Charms with all of the non-marshmallow pieces replaced with Cap'n Crunch. He likes to call them Damnables and has been trying unsuccessfully for years to break a deal with Kellogg's or Post Cereal to get them in mass production, probably due to neither of them being edgy enough.

After watching his favorite Saturday Morning cartoons (on his satanic TiVo), Satan dons his short shorts and heads to the demonic soccer fields. Soccer is a very popular sport in hell, as it originated there as a means of tormenting people by making them watch it. It spread to Europe after Dante brought knowledge of the game back with him. As it grew in popularity, Europe and many of it's Nation's former colonies "went all to hell".

After working up one hell of a sweat, Satan heads back to his castle to quench his thirst with a cocktail of baby's blood, soda water, tears and Hershey's chocolate syrup. Or as mortals call it, a Fanta. There he spends the afternoon inventing useless, overpriced, suboptimal apple products that start with a lowercase letter I and selling the ideas to Steve Jobs.

Eventually Satan will notice the time and trundle off to bed, where he will have gratuitous amounts of sexual intercourse with everyone's mother.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Isaraldor Glamthail on January 14, 2008, 07:18:38 AM
Necro... why am I here?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Galden on January 14, 2008, 07:43:39 AM
Oh great Necro, What is the meaning of Life?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 14, 2008, 08:52:27 AM
he already answered that before.

 :worship: :worship: Glorious and Illustrious necro :worship: :worship:, Who Is the person that Is My Model and Leader?

Also, Of what culture am I?
And, What god/gods do you worship?
What are Yarthkins?
Are elves Fallen angels?

 :worship: :worship: Thank you for your time, great necro.  :worship: :worship:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Elyr Fsamr on January 14, 2008, 09:13:44 AM
Has Malhulvur been reading the book the The Sea of Trolls?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Talahir Elenaerion on January 14, 2008, 09:19:35 AM
What are the names of the Seven?

I know them.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 14, 2008, 09:21:03 AM
I can answer that myself. Yes.

 :worship: :worship: Oh necromage, from where do you get your powers?  :worship: :worship:

What are the seven? :worship: :worship:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on January 14, 2008, 10:41:42 AM
There is never any need to bow down to Necro, your head is already at adequate height for chopping off.

Why do newbies inevitably do stupid things?

Which one would win:
Ash from Evil Dead
or
Alice (from resident evil 1, w/o crazy powers)

against a horde of zombies from the opposing character's world.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 14, 2008, 11:14:52 AM
I don't bow down, I just avoid being on his wrong side


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vincent Varkatzas on January 15, 2008, 05:08:09 AM
nothing wrong with being on his bad side  :D

which book am i in necro?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Isaraldor Glamthail on January 15, 2008, 08:03:35 AM
*laughs at malhuvur's stupidity*

Necro, can I help you tortue him? Or would my involvement be superfluous?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Niccoli Faust on January 15, 2008, 08:47:30 AM
Wait, doesn't he get a newbie chance or something?

Please say he doesn't. There are only so many psychological tortures to inflict...the IRC being one of them.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Twn Arerwn on January 15, 2008, 10:07:17 AM
I am not going to ask a question as this is not participation in this thread. I will state this only once "If for a moment ANY of you find the public ridicule of another person to be acceptable. I would encourage you to rethink you actions!." I can assure you that new players attempting to become a part of the site, will find more support in these forums than those that wish to insult them.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Elyr Fsamr on January 15, 2008, 10:35:04 AM
Yes I agree with you 100 percent Twn. We were all newbies once (some of us more recently than others  ;)). And I must say that dear Malhulvur has good taste in literature. Besides, even the most annoying newbie (not saying you are Malhulvur) can learn, and eventually, blossom into an excellent RPer. It is our jobs to work them up to that stage.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Chuhan Car amn on January 15, 2008, 11:00:50 AM
Should I mention to Twen that, IMHO, her statement would be much more forceful if she checked her grammar.  ;)

(You accidentally typed a period instead of a comma in the middle of your phrase Twen)


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Twn Arerwn on January 15, 2008, 11:03:22 AM
I would encourage you to understand the English language. Speech does not follow grammatically proper sentence structure. Maybe your post would be more forceful if you posted something of value (or intellect) Drasil.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mathis Mallister on January 15, 2008, 11:21:59 AM
I would encourage you to understand the English language. Speech does not follow grammatically proper sentence structure. Maybe your post would be more forceful if you posted something of value (or intellect) Drasil.

(http://www.hockeyzombie.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_exclaim.gif)


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Morcaanan on January 15, 2008, 11:23:16 AM
Come on, you guys. This petty bickering is beneath us veterans. No one I have met here is a master of the English language (at time I wonder if it's actually possible), and regardless of that, the point is that we do not mock newcomers: it's childish, discouraging to new talent for the boards and ultimately demeaning to Santharia as a whole.

Really.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Bahran the big on January 15, 2008, 11:26:19 AM
Really, is it that hard to just ask a question?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Twn Arerwn on January 15, 2008, 11:38:20 AM
Would my sentence structure be up for critique if I asked a question in here Necro?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Isaraldor Glamthail on January 16, 2008, 06:40:59 AM
This is supposed to be a "for fun" kind of thread. Fact is, you are supposed to ask a question. Otherwise you get tortured by Necro. In words...

Right Necro?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Aueniteri on January 18, 2008, 04:50:17 AM
Technically, you get tortured by Necro in words anyway. That's the amusement of it, right?

Don't get me wrong, this isn't Necro-bashing. I appreciate his dynamic style; my best friend is dynamic in much the same way, and I've come to appreciate it wherever I find it, although it may clash directly with my ideology. In other words, you make me laugh. Crazy, innit?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 27, 2008, 10:33:12 AM
Are you ever going to answer these Questions?? :read:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Drako Eros on January 27, 2008, 11:32:33 AM
Three questions:
Which is mightier: The Pen or The Sword?
Which came first: The Chicken or The Egg?
I made a mistake by losing my best friend in a fight (not real fight, vocal fight). Should I be the first to apoligize and gain back his friendship? Also, if I should be first, should I get him something to say I'm sorry?

P.S. I'm a dude, and so is he, if that helps. I'm also not gay.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Luca the Thief on January 28, 2008, 08:02:23 AM
How's your birthday going!?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Rupert Roquer on January 29, 2008, 07:51:13 PM
 :rolling: can I ask about english literature? I'm not good at it..

where and when do I put commas?  :buck: I always skip my english classes and go to arcades..


give examples on simple sentences pls...


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on February 04, 2008, 10:43:00 AM
Do i have a third nipple?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

"I see, said the blind man." Where is the sense in that statement?

What year was Aristotle born?

What color is my underwear?

How many episodes have been made of spongebob squarepants?

Why do i ask so many random questions?

Do i need a pshrinke?

Am i wearing shoes or am i an albino Jewish lumberjack who eats pork and supports gay marriage?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Lyrasael Tel'Rhovanion on February 07, 2008, 02:30:10 PM
Am I allowed to laugh at Drako's "p.s."???

 :rolling:

Is that all I have to do here?  Ask questions?

 :huh:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Narfiz on February 07, 2008, 07:15:38 PM
hahaha....i don't need permission to laugh right?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Lyrasael Tel'Rhovanion on February 07, 2008, 11:41:02 PM
I don't think so, do you???  :P


Title: Delay is proportional to questions asked multiplied by twelve-year-old behavior.
Post by: NecroMage on February 10, 2008, 02:00:05 PM
 :evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Isa: I willed you back to this realm because you amuse me.

Gald: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/life

Mal 1: By asking a question in this thread it's legally obligated to be me.

Mal 2: Santharian.

Mal 3: Whichever ones are worshiped by completely ignoring them while at the same time gathering worshipers of myself around me. Satan, I guess, maybe.

Mal 4: More trouble than they're worth.

Mal 5: No, fallen angels don't suck.

Elyr: Yes, in a sense.

Tal: Irrelevant.

Mal: ...

YOU ANSWERED A QUESTION. I KEEL YOU.

*ninja-sex-kicks Malhuvur through a wall, killing him instantly*

Mal (deceased) 1: If I told you, I would have to kill yo-

...

I'm not telling.

Mal (deceased) 2: Irrelevant!

Nic 1: Because they're human beings, and thus flawed.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Tasty, though.

Aw Doug come on. Be serious now. Seriously. Be serious.

Nic 2: Ash and the Evil dead zombies would win simply because of the CHA and AGI bonuses received from performing in musicals.

Mal (deceased): You say you prefer not being on my bad side, AND YET YOU POST WITHOUT ASKING A QUESTION?!

...

I KILL you!

*props Mal's corpse up on a crucifix, nails its limbs to it, then ressurects  him and allows him to die an excruciating death*

VV: You don't get to be in books. You get to be in movies. Bad movies, with lots of casual swearing and nudity and two or three Wayans brothers.

Isa 1: No.

Isa 2: No.

Everyone after Isa but before Bahran: Pathetic.

Bah: Not really. In fact, it's so easy a Bahran could do it!

Twen: Maybe. You could ask a question like "How's my sentence structure" to which I'd reply "You forgot a question mark! Arg! Arg!".

Isa: I don't torture. I'm just like the United States.

 ;)

Auen 1: That's the amusement? Sounds like someone's a little masochistic.

Auen 2: Yes, it's very crazy and you should be locked away.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Seriously.

Doug! Come on! Don't be so serious! It is only a joke.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) I despise you.

Mal (re-deceased): Just did, bee-yatch.

Drako 1: Not much is mightier than a sword. 'Cept rock.

Drako 2: The egg. Sharks AND dinosaurs laid them long before chickens.

Drako 3: Definitely.

Drako 4: THREE QUESTIONS ONLY!

Luca: I didn't even get candles or song. :cry:

Rupert 1: I don't know, can you? Don't answer that. Or I kill you. (see above)

Rupert 2: I don't have a clue where you put commas. I put them where they belong, but I attended my English classes.

Avash 1: You will by the time I'm done with you.

Avash 2: The same as two hands clapping.

Avash 3: There is none. The "I see," should be quoted.

Avash 4: 2034 A.D.

Avash 5: Spongebob. Just like mine!

Avash 6: Too friggin' many.

Avash 7: Because you inhaled.

Avash 8: You need a whuppin' if ya ask me, boi.

Avash 9: You don't seem like a Canadian so I suppose you're wearing shoes.

Lyr 1: Permission granted, cadet.

Lyr 2: You could also ask questions.

Lyr 3: Yes.

Narfiz: If you don't want me to bleed you in the jungles of South America you do. Punk.

Lyr: This is Ask NECRO. Not Ask Narfiz, potential Santharian Communist supporter #237.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Eoranna Melor on February 10, 2008, 06:21:49 PM
What is your name??

What is your quest??

What is your favorite color??


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on February 10, 2008, 06:43:54 PM
"A rose is a rose is a rose." What does that mean?

Which is prettier, fire or firecrackers?

How is pepsi twisted?

Should Teletubbies make an appearance in Dr. Who? Why/why not?

What would happen if we combined 28 Days Later, I Am Legend and Resident Evil?

Barney's on fire. Who did it, why, and who's his secret love child?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Precious on February 10, 2008, 09:16:41 PM
Who brought 'Sexy' back?

Do you find tomboys attractive?

How about short girls with boyish haircuts?

Who's your best pal?

First, draw a tree. What does it look like?

Draw two people. A man and a woman. What do they look like?

Draw a house. What does it look like?

Should I wear my favorite corset more often?

How does it make you feel to be questioned so much?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Isaraldor Glamthail on February 11, 2008, 12:56:25 PM
does he want the answer to the last question?


Title: Oh I see you're not familiar with ingredients we use...
Post by: NecroMage on February 12, 2008, 02:49:10 PM
 :evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

I gotta have a meatshake. I gotta know the secret.

Eora 1: NecroMage

Eora 2: To find the Holy Grail.

Eora 3: Victory.

Seh 1: It means it's a flippin' rose.

Seh 2: I like a healthy mixture.

Seh 3: They think Britney Spears gyrating will make me drink their soda.

Seh 4: They did already. The resulting panic caused me and the Doctor to use the Tardis to bring them to the nineties, where people were so convinced aliens weren't real that they would let them raise their children. It's all according to plan...

Seh 5: Turns out it's man.

Seh 6: Colonel Mustard, a long-held grudge from back in 'Nam, and Kevin Bacon.

Precious 1: Sexy was gone? It's been with me for as long as I can remember...

Precious 2: Some of them.

Precious 3: Some of them.

Precious 4: My best pal would probably be my good buddy, teammate, enemy, main rival and someday executioner Chaos.

Precious 5: It looks like an alien broccoli plant drawn by a five year old. I scrawled it out in roughly half a minute using a half dulled pencil with almost no effort, because I'm trying to go on to the next questio- OH DAMMIT MORE DRAWING.

Precious 6: They  have stick figure bodies. The man has a wizard's hat 'cause he's awesome and the girl has hair so you can tell she's a girl. It's shaded in to be black so you can't tell where I messed up outlining it.

Precious 7: It's an isometric view of a cube shaped house with a pyramid shaped roof. There's a sun in the upper left corner and the right side of the house is in shadow. Each side has two windows but the shaded side's windows look like sad eyes so where the left side has a square door the right one has a sad mouth.

Precious 8: As opposed to your other corsets, yes.

Precious 9: Better than when I'm doubted this much.

Isa: Yes "he [sic]" does. Otherwise it wouldn't have been asked.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on March 01, 2008, 10:05:04 AM
I speak from the land of eartennessunitedstatnorthamerica
Why do you love tormenting us?
Are you a messenger from the devil?
What would you do if someone said your head would look good on a pike?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9b/Homm3boxart.jpg/256px-Homm3boxart.jpg)


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Kanthir Whisperwind on March 03, 2008, 12:04:48 AM
Chuck Norris or God?


That question is very simple...


If Superman and Batman had a Race who would win? Again very simple


If i have 10 and my friend has 10 who has more money? Also very Simple.


Life or Death?

All of those are infact trick questions. As the answer to all of them is infact the answer to the first one. Lets see if you get this right.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on March 07, 2008, 06:48:03 AM
Why did he make a statement instead of a question at the end?

Also, what makes him think trick questions can fool your omnipotence?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on March 12, 2008, 08:25:29 AM
Alas, oh Necromage, your time has come
The ancient spell is already done
and this question I shall ask thee
Who is a better poet, you or me?

"Foolish necromancer! I am an immortal, and I have perdicted your doom!"
What would happen if someone said that while roasting you over a slow fire?

But now, the time, is done and gone
the secrets never learned
why, oh why is it that all is gone
and the world does not speak again?

So, alas ,alas
your time is done
you thing of the dark, I banish thee
the sword that speaks for the dawn
Hath destroyed your history

Oh Why, oh why
has the world become
a place for evil
and destiny?
Oh Why, oh why
has the time turned
and the evil come after me?


Title: She'd better thank me, by Kyra.
Post by: NecroMage on March 28, 2008, 04:20:35 PM
 :evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

You're welcome Twen.

Mal 1: Better you than me.

Mal 2: The only devil I relay messages from is myself.

Mal 3: Thank them and compliment them on their keen taste in gentlemen.

Kanthir 1: Seven.

Kanthir 2: Seven

Kanthir 3: Seven

Kanthir 4: Seven

Kanthir 7: Tricks are for kids.

Jend 1: Childlike arrogance.

Jend 2: Childlike ignorance.

Mal 1: I like to think the answer is obvious.

He was vapid and vain
'Fore he was split in twain
By the twin winds of death and despair

Dread plague winds did blow
Through his sinew and bones
Peeling his skin, flesh, and hair.

His cries soared to heaven,
But fell on deaf ears
His lifeblood did tarnish the ground.

No Angels to save him
No Valkyries to guide him
As his soul from his flesh was unbound.

His mind, filled with daggers
His sight, naught but blood
His anguish, immense and complete.

His body lay broken
His polished bones, smoking
Felled at the death wizard's feet.

"Predictions mean nothing, boy.
Fate is a lie.
This world is just what we make it

You ask where can justice
be found in this world?
With people like me, who just take it."

Not one more word spoken
The dark warlock turned
And walked alone into the night

The poor chap who burned
A lesson he'd learned:
"NecroMage is always right."

...and the trogdor comes in niiiiiiiiight!

Mal 2: I'd tell them to learn how to spell prediction properly, how to make a faster fire, and for Dogo's sake stop bleeding from every hole in their face at once like that, it's unseemly.

Mal 3: The world only speaks when we want to listen.

Mal 4: You imagine it that way.

Mal 5: Because you touch yourself at night.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Twn Arerwn on March 30, 2008, 09:20:12 AM
Should I quit typing so much due to doctors orders?

Would it be wrong for me to do so?

How would my fellow Santharians react if I went silent?

Do I worry too much about what others think?

Or am I just merely whining and should just suck it up and deal?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Elyr Fsamr on March 30, 2008, 09:39:24 AM
Would it sound mean if I was really disappointed about Twen's activity level plummeting, even due to an injury?

Am I insinuating that I would be very, very sad if Twen left by asking the above question?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Aadoth on March 30, 2008, 07:29:08 PM
"<Necro_Mage> THE BLOOD ON THAT WEAPON
<Necro_Mage> MY GOD
<Aadoth_Rat> O.o?
<Necro_Mage> WHAT DID IT SLICE APART?! "

So, what *did* it slice apart?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: lukecash on April 02, 2008, 08:02:42 AM
Why does the rain in spain fall mainly on the plain?
Sloping position?
Or something more simple and satisfying?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on April 11, 2008, 10:55:20 AM
Why is death an obsession to those
who fear life?
Why is blood as red as a rose?
Why is there strife?
What is death, and what is life
but only a way to see yourself?
What is the soul, energy or thought?
Why is there something where there aught to be naught?
What are you, what am I?
And how flows the time
when there is darkness, and evil and hate
when you barely have counted to eight?
Does the wind whisper, or is it just thought
that the world speaks, but we don't hear?


Title: By Dread Cthuhlu's Drool!
Post by: NecroMage on May 02, 2008, 09:20:20 PM
 :evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

I'm back from my dealings with the Fae and the Fey, and I bear insight and sharp things.

Twen 1: Not that you ever listened to me any other time when I told you to, as though you wouldn't pay for your disobedience, but yes.

Twen 2: No. It would have been in compliance with my orders and thus would have saved much unpleasantness come the sundering.

Twen 3: Surely they would have you quartered. The unfeeling savages.

Twen 4: Yes, because you actually do.

Twen 5: Always.

Eleyr 1: No. It would sound mean if you were mad at her about it, you unfeeling savage.

Eleyr 2: Not really, no. You are sort of by asking this one though.

Aa: THE HOPE AND BODIES OF CHILDREN. AND MAYBE A DOG.

Jendak 1: Because of the Spanish Inquisition.

Jendak 2: No thanks, not really my style.

Jendak 3: Well if you insist, missionary is fine by me I suppose.

Mal 1: Cowardice.

Mal 2: Hemoglobin.

Mal 3: Dishonesty.

Mal 4: A means for you to spout bad poetry in the guise of deep questions that are actually some of the shallowest and most repeated in human history.

Mal 5: I am not a dictionary. I'm a living, breathing, hateful entity who's getting fed up with these poetic grocery lists of pointless queries.

Mal 6: You aren't the one to say where there "aught" to be things.

Mal 7: Better than you, incapable of realizing this should be two separate questions.

Mal 8: It seems that I've counted to nine so far, as noted above, and the time is flowing delightfully slowly.

Mal 9: This isn't even a proper sentence. It's cryptic for the sake of being cryptic and I for one am not answering it. I have better things to do. Like eat glass.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on May 02, 2008, 09:37:38 PM
I feel that you deserve this.


What is the question?
Why is the answer 42?
How many people have you killed?
I'll burn you with a flamethrower, destory you life, and then send your soul to hell.
where, oh where, will the time turn
where will it bend reality,
My, oh my, I forgot to see
that NECROMAGE is now history.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on May 02, 2008, 09:53:27 PM
A, B or C?

Why?

Where's the mountain dew?

Can I have a mountain dew?

No, actually, I want green eyes now. That possible?

And I want my personal Sorcerer of Light. May I?

Where are those questions from and why do you think I chose them?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: luddε LRo on May 02, 2008, 10:52:37 PM
Can I have a taco?

Can I have thirteen Dodge Vipers?

Why is Yu-Gi-Oh no longer on TV?

Should I try carrying vials of acid and tazers for self-defense?

What weapon should my character use?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vincent Varkatzas on May 03, 2008, 11:34:28 AM
Has necro lost his touch?

Have I lost my touch?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Twn Arerwn on May 03, 2008, 07:53:04 PM
After discussing musical preferences the other night, thought I might bring some questions for you.

Judas Priest (Missing highlights on your list darlin.)
What do you think of this? Death Row (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOEdgP6Gfz0&feature=related)
Another personal favorite, what do you think? Blood Stained (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upzLyfP2ykU&feature=related)
~Album for your convenience~
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc232/twen_photo/Santh%20stuff/d083835299b.jpg)

Just another to show you my all-time favorite Judas Priest song: "A Touch of Evil" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYYhrN0m4Uk)


Title: Tonight we dine in Hell! Where every dish is served with a side of ambience.
Post by: NecroMage on May 03, 2008, 09:27:09 PM
 :evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

I broke 300. Again. Xerxes, call me.

Mal 1: That's your responsibility. If you keep making me do your job for you, how do you ever expect to learn?

Mal 2: It isn't. The answer is 7. The answer is ALWAYS 7.

Mal 3: Not enough.

Seh 1: 7

Seh 2: Because.

Seh 3: It's in the fridge.

Seh 4: Yes, you can have a Mountain Dew!

Seh 5: Your character sheet says you have grey eyes.

Seh 6: No, you're in the bar.

Seh 7: The past and to drive me crazy.

Hellez 1: I don't know if you are capable of having a taco.

Hellez 2: Again, I don't know if you're capable of having thirteen Dodge Vipers. Though why you would want them is beyond the scope of my imagination.

Hellez 3: Because Mokuba was made into a little Brother-loving wimp instead of the psycho who planted scorpions in people's shoes.

Hellez 4: Yes. And run very quickly everywhere you go with your shoes untied. For self defense.

Hellez 5: A kiln-hardened baguette.

VV 1: Some would argue yes, but they'd be wrong.

VV 2: Haha, you having a touch! *snrk*

Twen 1: Necro likey.

Twen 2: It's okay. Doesn't really resonate with me.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on May 03, 2008, 09:31:23 PM
Is it unhealthy to shower more than three times a day?

Do you like the idea of fluffy flipflops?... You should.

Do you like churros?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on May 03, 2008, 09:52:39 PM
Why are apartments called apartments when they're stuck together?

What colour is a smurf when it's strangled?

Who broke the refuge?

Why do people want to love and lose than never loved at all? As much as I know, the first hurts more than the second.

Blarg. Woof. OMG. What do these three have in common?




Title: Send baby demons to the mines. They will work for our empire until we eat them.
Post by: NecroMage on July 15, 2008, 08:54:06 AM
 :evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

This is probably, almost assuredly the second last Ask Necro before I move and lose internet access for a while. So if there are any questions you have to ask me, you have until my pre-move extravaganza to ask them. Just make sure they aren't grocery lists of pointless trivial queries because honestly, I will resent you for that. And you'll hear it in my voice.

Nox 1: Not when you're showering in the blood of your enemies. Otherwise yes.

Nox 2: I do. I'm a sucker for alliteration.

Nox 3: I can't say that I do because I've never had one. But I like their name. It sounds like a relatively adorable new pokemon. Churro.

"Churro. Churr-churr-churr O!"

Seh 1: Well, in order to answer your question fully, we'd have to go way back to the year 1647. And since I don't see a time machine around here, you're just going to have to accept that a wizard did it.

A wizard named Christ.

Seh 2: Delicious.

Seh 3: I did. And I'll break anyone else who tries to take away this SWF championship belt from around my waist. Because there's nobody- and Necro means NOBODY- that could possibly ever, in a millio-

I've been really tryin', baby. Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long. And if you feel like I feel, baby. Then come on, oh, come on. Whoo, let's get it on

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Oh snap, look who's coming out of the locker room area to interrupt Necro's victory speech about his defeat of "The Refuge" last sunday on Pay Per View. It's Pikel "The Butcher" Thunderstone! What do you think he's here to say Taz?

 :cool: I dunno Doug, but I do know this, the Butcher's lookin' hungry. And when he gets hungry, people get hurt.

NecroMage. I see you come out here, week in and week out and flap your gums to these people. Maybe you should try a little less talk and a little more gettin' it on.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Is the Butcher calling NecroMage out?!

 :cool: Looks dat way, Doug!

Oh, I'm sure you'd like that Pikel. You're a man of action, are ya? Well how's this for action. You, me. SanthariaSlam 08. In a steel cage match for the title. What'ya say to that?

LET'S GET IT OOOON!!!!

I've been really tryin', baby. Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long. And if you feel like I feel, baby. Then come on, oh, come on. Whoo, let's get it on

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Can you believe it Taz? SanthSlam 08, NecroMage and Pikel, two SWF titans, in a steel cage for the SWF title!

 :cool: I hear dat, Doug. It will be electrifying.

Seh 4: It does hurt more. But it's also a lot nicer. It's like asking why you'd want $400 with a 12% tax rate over $0 tax free. The answer is of course, BECAUSE I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU, MY BEAUTIFUL $48!

Seh 5: They're the sounds Pikel is going to make come SanthSlam, when I open up a can of Screw-You-Pikel Soda and mix it with a couple steel cage pop rocks, creating an explosion of victory. Aaaaaw Yeeeeeah.

We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. You wouldn't get this from any other guy.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Oh my goodness, can you believe it Taz? NecroMage, Pikel, in a steel cage, at SanthSlam.

 :cool: You betta believe it, Doug. It will be electrifying. I can't wait!

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) On behalf of everybody here at the SWF, I'm Doug 2 and this is my broadcast partner Taz, signing off.

 :cool: Peace!

...Never gonna give, Never gonna give, give you up...


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Ganinon on July 15, 2008, 11:43:03 AM
What type of Pokemon would this Churro be?

What are some good moves for this pokemon to have?

Which pokemon would win, Dragonite or Charzard?

Could you go through this battle, for entertainment purposes?

When is this SanthSlam08 going to take place?

How much to front row seats cost?

Do i get a discount?

Have i asked to many questions yet?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on July 15, 2008, 11:51:57 AM
Are you right handed or left handed?

Does the dark side really have cookies, or are they lying?

Are you lying?... I think you might be.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Luca the Thief on July 15, 2008, 02:02:03 PM
H-why does this thread all but die except for a burst just after you post? Are we forgetting about it? Are we forgetting about you? Don't forget about me!


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on July 25, 2008, 08:27:35 AM
Necro:

1.  Where have I been?

2.  How long will I stay?

3.  What (or who) have I been doing?

4.  Did I enjoy it?  :evil:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on July 25, 2008, 10:02:36 AM
Who will take over the world first bunnies, cockroaches or the ever popular SQUIRREL? dun dun dun

P.S. Who are you calling mortal I've been on this earth for over 5 centuries now what do you have to show?


Title: I'm back, ladies and gents. Like Jesus, if he were real and timely.
Post by: NecroMage on September 19, 2008, 02:59:23 PM
:evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

Coming to you live from Haligonia via Macbook Pro, it is once again I, NecroMage, courier of mirth and calamity. Although my power level is presently running below my usual nine thousand, and tomorrow is yet another day in which I must sing out as I trek to my current place of employment like a common dwarf, these factors are negligible obstacles between my ever-flowing knowledge and the people who seek it. Namely you, my sexy readers.

Gani 1: Grass-Psychic.

Gani 2: Its move set would include things such as Sweet Scent and Attract and it's Ability would be High Cal: Any pokemon that uses a biting attack against Churro will have their speed reduced because of their FAT HIPS.

Gani 3: Dragonite. Handily. Dragon types are resistant to fire and Dragonite has insane stat growth.

Gani 4: Yes. Yes I could.

Gani 5: Whenever somebody starts a thread insisting I organize such an event. Just like World Peace.

Gani 6: Less than they could.

Gani 7: Not anymore. I was going to give you one until you asked.

Gani 8: Only if the CIA is there.

Nox 1: I am right handed. Of course, whichever hand I assign to a task is automatically the right hand, if you know what I mean.

Nox 2: Of course they have cookies. Otherwise they would have to log themselves in again every single time they visited a forum.

HAHA, HAHAHA, OH HO HO, HAHAHA, HA!

...

*snrk*

Nox 3: At the time of writing this I am in fact lying on a couch. And I look damn fine doing it, too.

Luca 1: Thetans.

Luca 2: Possibly. My thread does bear a striking resemblance to Poland.

Luca 3: Nah. I'm unforgettable.

Cherri 1: A place!

Cherri 2: A period of time!

Cherri 3: Being somewhere for a period of time!

Cherri 4: It certainly sounded like you did.

Santhos 1: My bet is on the ones feared by a Vengeance Demon.

Santhos 2: Somebody who's been on this earth for over five centuries came to me seeking answers. I'm fairly sure that makes me a sage or something, and I'm not even twenty yet. Take that, Aristotle.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Ylva Rasmussan on September 19, 2008, 11:05:46 PM

1. What is your name?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is your favourite colour?
4. What.......is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

5. What is the real answer that you should give to question 4?



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on September 20, 2008, 04:26:15 AM
Monsieur NecroMage, how are you today?
What is your greatest fear?
Who is your hero?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on September 20, 2008, 04:48:20 AM
Am I a cutie?

What time is it in MargaritaVille?

Is it just another manic Monday?

Do you wish it were Sunday?

Is Sunday your fun-day?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on September 21, 2008, 02:23:36 AM
If I asked you to tell me something that I don't know, what would you say?

How many inches in a mile?

What'll it take to see you smile?

Where were those taken from?

And if you really do know, how exactly did you know?

Do you like to be alone in the dark?

How human are you?

Who will the world end with?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: cor'banhir morgur'oc on October 17, 2008, 09:54:52 AM
hey necro

if my character is half noble orc half sevari does that make him a KAAER'DR'SHN?  :grin:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 11, 2008, 05:09:36 PM
Where did all of the angels go?

What time did they leave?

What time did they arrive?

Which is better: Mr.Pibb or Dr.Pepper?

Should I keep my long nails? Or should I cut them short?

How long should I grow my hair out?

What colour should I dye my hair?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: cor'banhir morgur'oc on November 18, 2008, 12:13:59 AM
i have green mold growing in my danger zone

if i keep poking it will it heal?

did i get it from that blood elf chick?

why does it burn when i pee?

will mystical fairy dust cure it? 


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Silmarwen Elaness on November 18, 2008, 11:03:26 AM
Why do I have so many questions that I can't ask and wouldn't expect an answer for anyway?


Title: I'm better than all of you and I know it.
Post by: NecroMage on January 14, 2009, 05:25:20 PM
:evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

The familiar voice booms out into the darkness as the door to the cobweb filled lair of the Dark Lord NecroMage flies open to reveal a shadowy figure clothed in billowing black robes. In his hands are a longsword stained red with the blood of many too foolish to silence themselves and a black handled sickle whose blade shines with a white light in the darkness. Light pours into the musty room capturing an assortment of gremlins, goblins and ghouls who all look up with a surprise that quickly gives way to the look of fear a child might show after being caught stealing from the cookie jar.

Fun's over boys. Daddy's home.

The figure sheaths his weaponry as he stalks into the room, opening his hand as a blood red light begins to glow within his palm. The creatures begin to panic and scrabble away just as the light suddenly erupts into an enormous ball of flame swirling around the left arm of the speaker. The creatures scream out into the merciless flames as the figure hurls the blood colored sphere of heat and death into the room, incinerating every living thing before him into piles of black ash. The figure stretches his arms back up over his head and lets out a contented sigh before stepping forth into the silent, charred room. He removes his outermost cloak revealing a black dress shirt worn beneath an open silver jacket adorned with skull-shaped darksteel buttons. His jacket collar remains raised and fastened, hiding the lower portion of his face. The rest of his face lurks in the shadow of his broad-rimmed pointed hat save for two glowing silver eyes devoid of pupils. The mage dusts himself off with his gloved hands and takes a seat in an undamaged blue beanbag chair, admiring the scorch marks and general disarray caused by his spell.

It's so good to be back.

Ylva 1: NecroMage, for those of you who haven't figured it out or gotten past the "holy crap, did Necro actually write something?" phase yet.

Ylva 2: To force the world to look at things from my correct and awesome point of view.

Ylva 3: Blue.

Ylva 4: Immaterial trivia.

Ylva 5: STOP QUOTING MONTY PYTHON IN MY FREAKING QUESTION AND ANSWER THREAD YOU FILTHY MAGGOTS. ALL OF YOU. GAHD!

Mall 1: I'm sexy, just like every other day.

Mall 2: Pikel's hips.

Mall 3: See Mall 2.

Nox 1: Yes. You are a cutie. You are a cutie wootie ooty pitooty. Bitch.

Nox 2: Time to stop finding ways to ease your pain at the bottom of a shot glass, Necro.

Nox 3: It's Wednesday now and was Friday when you asked, so no. Not really.

Nox 4: God no.

Nox 5: See Nox 4.

Seh 1: That shouldn't be too hard.

Seh 2: Too many.

Seh 3: See Mall 2

Seh 4: Probably Monty Python.

Seh 5: Past experience.

Seh 6: You're never alone when you're with Jesus!

Seh 7: 100%. Just like my approval rating.

Seh 8: Not me. I'm too powerful to let this hunk of dirt take me with it to hell.

Cor: No, it makes him a crime against nature. The crime in question is rape.

Nox 1: Bant.

Nox 2: Remember the first time you heard 50 Cent's "In Da Club"? That's when.

Nox 3: October 2008.

Nox 4: Dr Pepper is crack if crack were tasty.

Nox 5: Cut them. Long nails are nasty.

Nox 6: Waist length.

Nox 7: Violet.

Cor 1: Poking mold will, if anything, injure the mold, not heal it.

Cor 2: You probably got it as divine punishment for using the term "danger zone".

Cor 3: Because you're doing it wrong.

Cor 4: No. That's stupid.

Sil: Because you waste time and energy posting questions like this one you silly, silly person.

Happy 2009 you filthy animals. You're welcome.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 14, 2009, 09:44:26 PM
Well, welcome back, Necro!
I have a few questions for you.
Are you a self proclaimed Dark Lord, or did another Dark Lord bestow the title upon you?
If you had $50, what would you buy?
And now for a completely random question.
Atlanta, Georgia, or Memphis, Tennessee?
Why?
 :graph:
the Blue bar represents your undead army, the green bar represents those that worship you, and the red bar represents those who don't worship you.
Is this graph correct?
That is all.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on January 15, 2009, 07:24:31 AM
Why do you pretend to be powerful?
Why do continue to deny the truth?
The truth being you are by far one of the youngest and most novice ancients of all time.
Why do you continue to run from our proven knowledge and authority?
Do you think that if we couldn't destroy you with a thought?
You are foolish and more mortal then you would like to believe.
Join us and we will teach you so that one day you might be worthy of your self given title.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Silmarwen Elaness on January 15, 2009, 09:31:18 AM
Heres one that I've Been pondering..

Why Does Santhos have to go on so?

:p


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Ancestor on January 18, 2009, 07:21:12 AM
What would happen if the Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object with Chuck Norris in between?

 :huh:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Isoto on January 20, 2009, 12:42:38 PM
What the crap took you so long to get your butt back here?   :P


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 20, 2009, 02:34:35 PM
For your own convenience, I am going to just edit this post to add in all the questions I may come up with between now and when you get around to answering this thread again. Mkay? Mkay. ^_^


Do you think I'd make a good free runner?

Do you think that my new haircut is uber cute?

What do you think of dressing up in garb to prance (only sometimes in the literal sense) around the Renaissance Fair for a full day?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Isoto on January 21, 2009, 09:14:03 AM
Why haven't you answered my question yet?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 29, 2009, 05:25:55 PM
NecroMage,
Why did you choose the dark path of necromancy?
If you could have chosen to be an unstoppable benevolent force of Light, would you have chosen that path?


Title: There can only be one.
Post by: NecroMage on March 08, 2009, 10:05:19 AM
 :evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

I need to get back to writing my CD.

Mall 1: There's no such thing as another Dark Lord.

Mall 2: I do have $50. I have a lot more than $50. And I buy nice things.

Mall 3: Neither.

Mall 4: I'm afraid of Americans.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) I'm afraid of the world!

I'm afraid I can't help it!

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) I'm afraid I can't...

I'm afraid of Americans!

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Johnny's an American...

Mall 5: Correct, yes. Accurate, no. But correct? Yes.

Santhos 1: You ask too many loaded questions and should stop being so presumptuous.

Santhos 2: I've never denied that truth. It's a point of pride for me.

Santhos 3: I'm sitting.

Santhos 4: No, I think in proper English. N00b.

Silm: Insecurity with his own impotence I imagine.

Ance: That's where babies come from.

Isoto: I've had downtime between updates to this thread longer than your existence here. Do not trifle with me.

Val 1: I don't know, I've never seen you make any kind of a person before.

Val 2: No, as I said before, I only think in English.

Val 3: I'd prefer it to prancing while naked.

Isoto: Because I hate you. I hope you're happy now.

Mall 1: It's more efficient than summoning and I don't like to risk myself in combat.

Mall 2: Hahahaha. "If" I could have.

Could have, didn't, now I have trouble standing outside in the daylight.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Who knew spending years wreathed in darkness and foul magic could have negative side effects as dire as light sensitivity?

...

You shut your filthy zombie mouth right now you clone bastard.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Yes sir.

That's right you "yes sir" me. Now listen up bitches. I'm sick of dealing with these boring grocery lists of questions. From now on, everybody who asks me a question only gets one between each of my posts. This isn't a ridiculously strict policy, and if you feel your question needs a follow up question, or you think of a second question you just have to have answered then you can go ahead and ask it as well. But I'm tired of trying to get through thirty boring questions just to answer the two that I can make funny answers for. It leads to me writing a lot of nothing rather than a little bit of incredible. In return, I'll be more diligent in my replies to your questions.

And if I win Best OOC Thread at next year's Santharian Awards, I will post tits.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Galein on March 08, 2009, 10:31:59 AM
I was the one to nominate it! :lol:

And my question:
How long has your CD been in the works?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Isoto on March 08, 2009, 11:24:20 AM
Why do you touch yourself tonight?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Yarg Anklebiter on March 08, 2009, 12:48:02 PM
How can Isoto's question be, at once, grossly inappropriate and hilariously grammatically incorrect, and yet still not funny?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Isoto on March 09, 2009, 12:28:38 AM
(Because you don't understand the context of the question. At one point Necro answered one of my questions with that very answer. I thought it was hilarious and that's why I brought it back up. That's between Necro and myself, and not meant to humor you. Necro I still expect a good answer for my question  ;))


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Grunok the Exile on March 09, 2009, 03:53:37 PM
...

Wow, that is a post which lacks questions.  I will have to check for the answer to that one ^.^

If you could be asked any question, what would it be, and what would the answer be?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Elspeth on March 10, 2009, 02:16:44 PM
Is fear a personality trait you have forgotten, or merely a tool you use?

Do bad things come to those that wait, too?

Who would win in a physical confrontation between the Hulk and Juggernaut?

Should I remain silent, instead of asking so many meaningless questions?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Thorin Broadfist on March 11, 2009, 11:53:41 AM
My first (and perhaps last) question for you Necro is this...
What would the Watchmen movie have been like had they stuck entirely to the original graphic novel??


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Capher on March 12, 2009, 12:20:02 AM
Necro, what makes you think you can answer all of these questions? Do you infinite intelligence? Or are these just your opinons?

If you are afraid of Americans, then why do you Rp with them?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Simonne Miller on March 12, 2009, 12:31:53 AM
Did a couple of posts disappear in here? Where did they go?


Title: Double Axe Handle
Post by: NecroMage on March 13, 2009, 09:20:54 AM
Last time on Ask Necro...
 
Maximillion Pegasus: How foolish, Necro-boy. Did you really think your necromancy could defeat my toon monsters?
 
NecroMage: I'll do whatever it takes to take your millenium item, Pegasus. Even if it means losing my soul!
 
Maximillion Pegasus: You surely don't mean to play *that* card!
 
NecroMage: I play the Seal of Oricalcos!
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) ...
 
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
 
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) ...
 
Vegeta: It's over NINE-THOUSAND!
 
Nappa: WHAT, NINE-THOUSAND?! That can't be right!
 
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) I think it's right.
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
NecroMage: My god... the mitochondria are mutating at an unprecedented rate. Pikel, look at this.
 
Pikel Thunderstone: I can't Necro, a-durr-hurr-hurr. I'm too busy being a big stupid-headed doo-doo brain who eats dirt.
 
NecroMage: Oh Pikel!
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) He fell twelve stories to the street  last night. Wasn't much left of him. Maybe it was suicide?
 
Rorschach: Maybe somebody's killing off costumed heroes.
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
NecroMage: From now on, everybody who asks me a question only gets one between each of my posts.
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Oh my god! Brian's gone to Hollywood to find himself!
 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 
And now, Ask Necro...
 
 :evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:
 
...
 
Must... resist urge... to slaughter... everything...
 
 
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Necro, please. It's a new rule.
 
Fine Douglas. Your soft hearted nature has once again stayed my iron fist. But I will be enforcing the one question only rule next time, folks. It's not a difficult concept to grasp.
 
Gale: Four years as of May 2009. I plan on having it done sometime before Duke Nukem Forever. Fun Fact: The official soundtrack for the CD is Chinese Democracy by Guns and Roses.
 
Isoto: The same reason I touch myself any other night. I'm thinking of you being tied down and [ :pet: :pet: :pet: Censorship Bunnies, Hooray! :pet: :pet: :pet: ] with a chainsaw. To death.

Yarg: It was posted here. Nothing in this thread is ever funny. Duh.

Isoto: Glory glory hallelujah, you are about to know nothing but pain and the want of death's sweet merciful embrace Isoto. Attempt to prepare yourself, it's more fun that way.

An aura of bright purple light engulfs Necro as he assumes his fighting stance. Kicking forward off of the ground he delivers a flying cross chop to Isoto's neck and flies past him, grabbing him by the head as he does so. He skids to a stop, pulling Isoto's head backwards and using the momentum of his charge to spin and toss him into the air. He then kicks off the ground in a burst of purple fire and delivers a crushing double axe handle into Isoto's stomach, smashing him downward toward the floor. He then teleports to the ground below Isoto and swings his right arm forward, a silver blade of steel arcing forward and piercing Isoto's back, flying out through his front before dissipating into purple mist. Isoto's limp form flops forward at Necro's feet, a wide gash down its center. Necro raises his left hand, palm facing Isoto, and narrows his eyes as he unleashes an invisible wave of heat, liquefying Isoto's skin. His aura fades as he relaxes, smirking at the mutilated figure on the ground before him. He snaps his fingers and heads back to where he'd been standing as a giant skeletal arm dripping with black gore erupts from the ground with a hellish shriek, snares Isoto's leg and rips him into the earth leaving only a pool of blood, a patch of disturbed earth and a ghastly silence behind.

It's called Ask Necro for a reason. Remember that.

Grun 1: I already can be asked any question.

Grun 2: http://tinyurl.com/AskNecro

Elspeth 1: Fear is an emotion. It is not something one forgets. The structure of your poorly worded question therefore answers itself with the presumption that fear is a tool I use.

Luckily for you it is correct.

Elspeth 2: Yep.

Elspeth3: ...

Everybody.

Elspeth 4: Yes. Because you're a woman.

Thorin: It would've been like eight hours long, holy crap. Seriously.

Capher 1: Baseless arrogance.

Capher 2: I infinite everything.

Capher 3: I don't like how you say "just" my opinions, as though they weren't more important than reality itself.

Capher 4: There's a reason my CD has been in the works for 4 years.

Sim 1: I'm not sure. I know I've lost my entire other AN column somewhere on the boards, and about 6 months worth of posts in that thread to a site hack.

Sim 2: They went to a better place.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) The hellish dregscape of Grixis?

...

No.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Oh, the fiery pit of Janaak?

...Noooo.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Oh! The non-existence of total oblivion.

There ya go.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) God I hate it here.

Ingrate.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on March 13, 2009, 09:43:08 AM
Necro:

When I first found this thread, I spent an entire day reading it from the beginning, thinking that some of this was the funniest stuff I had read onsite.  Over the last two years, however, I have seen an unfortunate shift from the sarcasticially witty, to just an excuse for you to throw insults at people, often with more vile than wit.

My question:  What has happened to that adorable little megalomaniac that we all came to know and love all those years ago?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on March 13, 2009, 09:54:15 AM
Where has all the time gone?


Title: The more things change...
Post by: NecroMage on March 16, 2009, 08:35:13 PM
 :evil: Greetings Puny Mortals! :evil:

NecroMage peeks his head in the door to his lair and looks around. Cautiously he takes a step into the doorway and twirls suddenly, looking around as if expecting someone to jump out at him. Finding no one he stands up straight, fixes his dark grey robe, walks to his writing desk, and sits in his skeletal throne with a sigh of relief.

Thank Dogo. Manageable questions. And me with time to kill. Coinciding once again.

Sitting up straight he stretches and cracks his knuckles over his head.

Time to, at last, give the people what they deserve. More cowbell.

Alt: Yo' Momma. Hahahaha!

Oh, but seriously. I could name any number of answers here. Puberty, family troubles, romantic issues, sloth, and you'd accept any one of them. But the truth is that-

*CRASH*

Necro looks up from his desk with a start as the skylight window of his lair is shattered, a humanoid form falling through the air and landing before him. The figure wears a silver pointed hat adorned by a metal skull on the front, and a dark blue jacket trimmed with silver. Beneath this he wears a dark grey shirt. His pants are decorated with vertical stripes of dark blue and silver, and grey gloves cover his hands. His face is cloaked in darkness, save two glowing silver eyes.

The figure looks up at the pale wizard adorned with drab grey robes, reeking of decay, and lets out a small chuckle as he catches the minuscule signs of terror his presence has caused within him. He stands and places a hand on the brim of his hat.


"What's the matter? Not happy to see me?"

Necro fidgets and snarls.

"You're supposed to be DEAD."

The figure smirks with its eyes, his fingertips walking along the underside of the brim.

"And you're supposed to be in your closet, shackled and harmless. Not impersonating me in my own thread, Necor."

The figure throws his hat into the air, dispelling the magical shadow around his face and revealing a wickedly smirking NecroMage underneath. At the same time the drably clad NecroMage's skin begins to crack and peel, deep red wounds opening all over his face and hands as his flesh starts to rapidly wither and decay until his form is that of a skeleton covered in dry, dead flesh, with sharpened teeth and two piercing silver eyes.

"Fool! You're too late! I've already left this thread a shadow of its former glory, a hellscape of bland, hateful, one-word answers and-GACK"

Necor cries out in surprise as NecroMage raises a hand and freezes his mouth shut. Necro then kicks off the ground and flies forward, flinging fireballs rapidly into the torso of the Lich before reaching him, grabbing his face, and unleashing a hellish lightning spell point-blank into his face. Necor screams and writhes in agony as his undead form is assaulted with the onslaught of magical attacks, and he collapses to the ground in a heap.

NecroMage returns his feet to the ground, straightens his jacket, and snaps his fingers. Large brambled vines erupt from the floor and ensnare Necor's limbs then pull back sharply, ripping him apart. The vines retreat into the earth once more, dragging Necor's limbs with them as Necro wipes the dust from his coat and pants. He then walks over to retrieve his hat, place it upon his head and dust it off as well. He then notices that Ask Necro is still happening and clears his throat. He turns to face the readers, his visage less pale and much less cranky looking than it has been in the past few years.


Seven.

Nox: Yo' Momma. Hahahaha!


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Pikel Thunderstone on March 16, 2009, 09:36:58 PM
Cold hearted orb that rules the night,
Removes the colours from our sight.
Red is gray and yellow white.
But we decide which is right.
And which is an illusion?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on March 17, 2009, 04:15:21 AM
You're in a padded room and trapped by this crazy AI gone insane. Sonic and his gang is beside you playing Mario. Behind you, you can hear the screams of people as they're subjected to an unending loop of Barney's "I Love You" song. You have two choices now. A: Be forced to watch Teletubbies over and over again while dressed like the green TB or B: Take the place of one of the poor tortured souls in the Barney room.

Assuming that you have nothing but a towel (As in, nothing. The towel is for modesty.), what would you do to get the meaning of life and thus escape?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Isoto on March 17, 2009, 04:41:47 AM
why?


Title: The post wherein the little devil faces from EZboard return to very little pomp.
Post by: NecroMage on March 17, 2009, 02:51:36 PM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals! (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

it's a bit more work, but I definitely think it's worthwhile to use the official evil emoticon.

It's official.

Pikel: Well, Dictionary.com defines an illusion as something that deceives by producing a false or misleading impression of reality. But I'm not Dictionary.com, so I'll define it with song, as per usual. Douglas!

Doug appears holding a B.C. Rich Dagger electric guitar strapped over one shoulder.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Let's kick it.

NecroMage raises a hand and unloads several thousand volts into Doug's body, causing bright blue ripples of lightning to crackle off of his body. Doug takes a claw to the strings of the guitar and begins playing upbeat metal riffs.

Baby, do you understand me now?
Sometimes I feel a little mad...

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) But don't you know that no one alive can always be an angel?
When things go wrong I seem to be bad.

'Cause I'm just a soul whose intentions are good!
Oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstood!

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) If I seem edgy, I want you to know
that I never meant to take it out on you!
Life has its problems, and I've got my share,
But that's one thing I never meant to do, 'cause I love you!

Oh baby, don't you know I'm just human?
And I have thoughts like any other man.
And sometimes I find myself long regretting
Some foolish thing, some foolish thing I've done!

'Cause I'm just a soul whose intentions are good!
Oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstood!

Seh: Cast Fire 3. There's not a whole lot of situations a good casting of Fire 3 won't fix.

Iso: Why not?

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) 'Cause I'm just a soul whose intentions are good!
Oh lord, please don't let me be misunderstood!

Baby! Do you understaaaand me now?
Sometimes I get a little mad...

And so, NecroMage and Douglas 2 played long into the night, neither suspecting that anybody was recording their performance in a vile attempt to bring disco back. Because honestly, who, besides Necro himself, would want to? That's right. Nobody. Now go the hell to bed, children. I need a drink.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Grunok the Exile on April 03, 2009, 12:58:40 PM
I was talking to a friend today, and she was complaining about something or other.  I decided that the cure to her troubles was to move to America.  Being half Canadian, she disagreed.  Anyway, my question is, if you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Oh, and Bug wants to know where Doug would live *rolls eyes*


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Capher on April 03, 2009, 10:58:59 PM
Grunok...I am thrilled to see you!!...*tears of joy* :cry:


Title: Arise from the earth.
Post by: NecroMage on April 14, 2009, 08:11:02 AM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals! (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

I'm presently recovering from a weekend of marathon gaming the likes of which you mortals have never experienced in your short, pointless existences. After this post I'll be playing Diablo 2 before heading off to work backshift for a sick coworker. Because I'm awesome.

Grun: 24 Sussex Drive, Ottawa, Ontario.

Bug: (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Stornoway.

Capher: NecroMage sighs, shadow emanating from his body. He raises his hands and the earth beneath Capher's feet liquefies into muddy, bubbling swamp water. Churning and gurgling can be heard as putrid hands break forth from the surface of the water, grasping and latching onto him, pulling him down into the murky blackness.

There are things beneath the murk for whom the bog is a stew, a thin broth in need of meat...


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on August 04, 2009, 06:34:27 AM
One question, what happened to this thread?

I lied, the second is what is shinier than a star? The burning trousers of an irishman?

Lastly, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? I came up with 2,006 once, but my mother told me to knock it off, so I bit it a few licks away from ultimate ninja status. Please restore my awesomeness with your omnipotence.  :fish: :sigh:


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Malach Oronne on August 06, 2009, 09:18:40 AM
Mighty NecroMage!

this may have already been asked, as I didn't read anything past page 1, but I doubt it:

If you were stabbed or shot in the stomach, would you feel agony, be writhing in pain and all that good stuff, or would you cease to feel anything from shock?  Obviously, I'm talking PRIOR to death in case anyone wanted to make some smart response  :angry:.  See, I'd try it myself, but not many people get out of those scenarios to discuss it  :(

Oh yes, and I don't mean YOU personally, see?  I mean when the average, insignificant mortal gets stabbed or shot.

Ah!  Thought of another question!  
What would happen to a music-to-colour, and vice-versa, synesthete who watches the Disney movie "Fantasia"?  If you know what all of those words are and what "Fantasia" is, you should easily understand my curiosity...


Title: I'm This Many!
Post by: NecroMage on August 13, 2009, 08:59:36 PM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals! (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

*Blows on a streamer as confetti falls from the ceiling*

It's mah birfday Puny Mortals! My buh-ba-ba-ba-buh-buh-birfday!

Well. Not really.

BUT, the fifth anniversary of my appearance in this realm did occur recently. And, me being my usual punctual self, missed the day of for posting.

WHATEVAH.

I found it amusing that my fifth year on santh was so close to my 500th post mark. Considering I don't have a CD up and running again, and use a different account on the dev board, that's approximately 100 OOC posts a year.

And remember, unlike the vast majority of you, I only post things people will read. No "Corrupted wish machine" or "Random thought thread" garbage bloating my post count. I hate those things.

Now, on to the answering of the tiny mortal people who were so kind as to revive this thread from like, page 3.

Alex 1: In short, bitches bein' bitches.

In tall, some bitches decided to waste valuable front page space on the gen ooc board with time killing forum games instead of doing something productive with their fleeting human lives. Such behavior is commonplace on most forums, which was one of the main reasons I stayed on santh when I first showed up; that shit wasn't there.

Regardless, the combination of actual posts and pointless time wasters began bumping this lovely thread to the second page somewhat regularly, which makes it less likely for people to post questions, making it less likely the thread will ever resurface because I'm not n00b enough to bump myself back up. If nobody's asking for my brilliance, I'm not offering it.

Alex 2: Your Mother.

Alex 3: Ho boy. Um. That's an interesting question. I mean, to a lesser man "The burning trousers of an Irishman?" isn't even a question at all. But not I, no sir. I see the question mark for what it is: A challenge. It is the gauntlet that has been thrown in the dirt, and I am the man who is going to pick it up and slap you across the face with it. That is what I do. My raison d'tre, as it were.

Now. To answer your question fully, we have to analyze the variables. Firstly, what are trousers? Dictionary.com defines trousers as:

"a usually loose-fitting outer garment for the lower part of the body, having individual leg portions that reach typically to the ankle but sometimes to any of various other points from the upper leg down."

Judging from this, we can all agree that trousers do in fact exist.

Next, the adjective burning. The Arreat Summit defines burning as a magical prefix that denotes a +1 to Sorceress Fire Spells, such as Hydra or Inferno. However, as we are all well aware, Sorceresses do not wear pants. Such barbaric garb interferes with their arcane craft, or some other effeminate nonsense.

Women. Am I right fellas?

Lastly, there is the wild card in any situation: The Irishman. Here's where it all pulls together. The Irish have a rich mystical heritage dating back to time immemorial. Which, admittedly, could be this morning for how much those people drink. But, the Irish are clearly tied to the element of fire. The red hair, the flammable nature of alcohol and shamrocks, the celtic tradition of burning and pillaging and just how darn funny it is when they catch alight and start yelling for help in that accent. So kuwaii!

So, in summary. The burning trousers of an Irishman? Up to personal interpretation, really. I'll leave it up to you, Santharia, to come to your own conclusions.

Then tell you you're wrong and that the answer is no.

Alex 4: One lick, if it is long enough. But that's gross, so knock it off.

Mal 1: I would feel what I feel every waking moment of every day. A dull, constant rage deep within my heart that threatens to grow beyond my control and make me kill all of you. And hunger. And so very, very alone.

...so alone...

Mal 2: Ah. I do see. Well then. *ahem*

Mal 1 Redux: It would depend on many factors. The nature of the wound, the individual who received the infliction, how many people I offended with my third reply to Alex were in the room, whether or not a butterfly in China had flapped its wings just so, et cetera ad infinitum.

Mal 3: Gary Busey

That's all from the capital wasteland for today chilllldren. This is Three-Dog, OWWWWT!


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mila Metariel on August 13, 2009, 09:10:03 PM
If war should break out in Far-East Asia after the development of a serious Nuclear Program in North Korea, would China (as in, the big one, not Taiwan) side with the UN or NK?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on August 13, 2009, 09:21:50 PM
Greetings Big Mortal!!  :evil:

I'm wearing a shirt that's fiery and possess a serious threat to the world as we know it. So my question is, if a giant meteor hits the Earth and if the two of us are immortal, and if were both going to beat each other up, what color our or socks going to be considering that we're wearing black shoes and leather pants?


Title: D
Post by: NecroMage on September 13, 2009, 07:51:38 AM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals! (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

Post 500. Go me.

Mila: Based on their reaction to the latest scare I'd say they'd be against North Korea, if they were the aggressor. I, of course, will side with neither entity, instead favoring the seclusion and safety of my very own underground Vault Tec enclosure and a silenced 10mm pistol.

Thodin: Although I find it unlikely our clothing would survive the meteoric explosion, if it managed to my socks would be black and yours would be rocked off by my 1337 skillz.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on September 13, 2009, 10:18:40 PM
O, great necromancer, what lead you to the art of Necromancy? Was it the prospect of having mindless minions serving you?
Also, have you read The list of things you should do if you are an evil overlord (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)?


Title: Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
Post by: NecroMage on October 04, 2009, 08:45:28 AM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals! (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

Rammus' voice clips were decidedly boring considering his alleged personality. He should've been punning all over the place.

Mall 1: The utility of it. Necromancy is far from the strongest form of magic, but it's quite versatile. Sure, summoners need nothing but mana and force of will to bring forth minions, while a necromancer requires something to animate. And there are many forms of pure destruction magic that don't rely on tapping into the targets or the caster's life force. And healing magic obviously has the best forms of true revival magic once the body has begun to decay. But if one is willing to jump through a few hoops, and abandon a few social restraints, then they will be one of the more versatile mages around who is capable of focusing on one school of magic rather than dividing their focus, and thus their total power.

Mall 2: I like to call them meat shields.

Mall 3: Yes. I agree with most of them.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on October 05, 2009, 07:53:23 AM
Assuming you're enough of a man, here is another doozie.

A man wearing hiked up biker shorts in rural Italy?

And what is he cooking? Mind you, you're not allowed to bring up blood sausage, because that is mainly Parisian, maybe it might appear more in the densely populated areas of Italy, and the Italians may have really perfected blood sausage, but it's still a french dish; and none of that American Lasagna crap, I would like to see things like clay oven rainbow trout and Taro Leaves (which are indeed used in more countries than just India) ground into a marinara base.

Also, as an icing on the cake for this quiz, no. The answer is no if you want to crack out the oregano and call that horse#$%t a real marinara base.

Now are we clear? I expect A+ answers from a man of your mental stature.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Pikel Thunderstone on October 05, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
Who would win:

Darkwing Duck

-OR-

Scrooge McDuck



Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on November 04, 2009, 04:55:19 AM
In reference to Pikel's query, do I get to roast the duck that loses for soup and salad?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Wren Traydor on November 04, 2009, 09:21:24 AM
who would win Tidus from final fantasy 10 or vaan from final fantasy 12


Title: Guess I'm back.
Post by: NecroMage on April 16, 2011, 02:59:58 PM
(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif) Greetings Puny Mortals! (http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif)

Well. That was fun.

Alex 1: Sounds like my ex wife.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Hiyoooo! (http://www.hiyoooo.com/)

Alex 2: My ex wife can't cook.

(http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/indifferent.gif) Hiyoooo! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auf5ELwKbv8)

Alex 3: I'm opaque, dude. See a doctor if you're not.

Pikel: Darkwing Duck would rip Old Money limb from Scottish limb. Hands down.

Alex: Not if you eat salad. Roast gladiatorial loser is a meal served to winners, and winners don't eat salad. Vegans and children eat salad. Winners eat magic, and the souls of lesser beings.

Wren: Hahaha, nice try. Like VI wasn't the last Final Fantasy game. You're so funny.


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Aadoth on May 27, 2011, 07:02:23 PM
3 Questions!

1) will NecroMage EVER find true love?

2) what is Pi divided by e?

3) What is the largest prime number?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Cherri Rowandyn on January 10, 2012, 09:50:18 AM
Where have I been and was it fun?


Title: Re: Ask Necro
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on January 15, 2012, 11:28:19 AM
Why doesn't Aadoth know that infinity is the largest prime number? Better yet: Can Necromage divide infinity?

Much more obscure: Does Necromage own Hilbert's hotel, in which a potential and an actual infinity are blurred?