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Main Out Of Character Area => General Out of Character Discussions => Topic started by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 07:05:36 AM



Title: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 07:05:36 AM
Something this board is realy lacking; a place where all your wishes will become true.. and completely useless as well.

The goal of this game is to take the previously posted wish, grant it, and corrupt it, making its outcome negative instead of positive. Then you get to make your own wish. And remember; No Granting/Wish makes your post invalid.


To start things off;

I wish i had more free time.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: patt0192 on November 03, 2007, 07:20:15 AM
Granted, unfortunately you are forced to use this time working in an old smelly nursing home all day.

I wish that I can have a new car for my 16th birthday...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 07:25:17 AM
Granted! You can. Of course, that doesnt mean you WILL.

I wish i had the money to buy a new, up-to-date pc.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 03, 2007, 07:39:13 AM
Granted! Get to work you'll get your money...Someday.

I wish i had a job.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 07:45:49 AM
(Technically you didn't grant that wish, but i'll play along :P)

Granted! You are now the proud new sewer-cleaner, wich a chokehold-contract that will force you to slave away in the darkness scrubbing filth covered sewage pipes for the next fifty years.

I wish i never had to sleep again.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Inkear on November 03, 2007, 08:09:45 AM
GRANTED. Of course, the insomnia will slowly drive you insane, until you can no longer stand it.

I wish I had a pet kitten.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Bard Judith on November 03, 2007, 09:31:57 AM
You do!   It's a fluffy little morsel of frantic energy with needle-sharp claws, tiny fangs, and long, constantly-shedding hair.  Oh, and it has chronic kitten tummy problems, so your dwelling place will be redecorated in no time.   Between the stains everywhere, the litter it kicks out of the box, the shredded drapes, the hollowed eyes from lack of sleep and the scars all over your body, people think you have become a drug addict.   You lose your job, significant other, and eventually the apartment....

CUTE - THE NEW DANGEROUS!



I wish I were irresistible to men...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 03, 2007, 09:38:52 AM
Granted! Evry man feels drawn to you, this magnetic effect on men across the world causes 3/4 of them to die in various accidents! the other fourth surround your home for miles around all trying to please you, many trying to sing, play music, etc. causing a horrible raucous which inevitably drives you insane however you can no longer escape your home do to the millions of sweaty, smelly, scrawny, fat, and buff bodies surrounding your home!

And now what actually happend...NOthign! i don't know why you made that wish Judith it's already true!

I wish my freinds were more like freinds to me more often.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: patt0192 on November 03, 2007, 09:49:28 AM
Granted, unfortunately, they become sooo friendly that they try to force themselves on you. You end up getting AIDS, Herpes, Cyphilis, and then you die.

I wish that this thread would stop getting replies after this.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Inkear on November 03, 2007, 10:43:16 AM
Wish granted, unfortuatly, someone started up a clone thread and merged it with this!

I wish for fish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Garret Arroway on November 03, 2007, 11:06:40 AM
Granted, except its rotton and poisoned and will kill ya

I wish life wasn't so complicated


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: patt0192 on November 03, 2007, 11:26:27 AM
Granted, except it became so uncomplicated that humans broke down into single celled organisms and died.


I wish my annoying relatives would leave my house already...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 11:31:43 AM
Granted! Of course, they first decided to take you with them and you now have to live with them until the day you die.

I wish I were pretty.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: patt0192 on November 03, 2007, 11:36:03 AM
Granted, unfortunately beauty is in the eye of the beholder... so you're still ugly to most of the world.

I wish my life was ruined.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 11:58:54 AM
Granted. You're entire family has died a horrible horrible death and now your a worthless orphan who dropped out of school and ran away from your foster family and are now living on the streets as a bum. Oh, and in addition to that your body is horrible disfigured and had both of your hands amputated as well... You asked for it.

I wish I were perfect to everyone.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 03, 2007, 12:07:10 PM
Granted.... unfortunately people hate perfection out of jealousy, so no one really likes you.....

I wish that I could relive all the best moments of my life....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 12:10:48 PM
Granted. Unfortunately you have to relive all the worst moments of your life twice over for each best moment. (I couldn't think of anything  >.>)

I wish everyone loved me.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 03, 2007, 12:14:05 PM
Granted, unfortunateley by definition everyone is single so only one person loves you, and it's probably yourself.

I wish i had more pizza, cause im still hungry


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 12:15:00 PM
Granted. In fact, you have so much pizza that you literally explode and die.

I wish Altario were my boyfriend. XD :heart:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 03, 2007, 12:16:40 PM
Granted..... oh crap, now the disturbed version... ok... but you kill me during love making cuz i'm too old, and you are too hot....

Wish I were 20 years younger


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Garret Arroway on November 03, 2007, 12:21:07 PM
Granted, but the wisdom of experience is taken as well and you end up doing something stupid and killing yourself ...

I wish i had a puppy


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Gararion on November 03, 2007, 12:24:32 PM
Granted...though unaware of the puppy, you back over it in your car.   :cry:

I wish I had more inspiration.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 03, 2007, 12:25:54 PM
granted... but inspiaration without motivation means you never put it to use.....

I wish I could meet you all in person...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 12:27:12 PM
Granted. Unfortunately you only really get to meet me as I steal you and keep you locked away in my bedroom as my sex slave.


I wish I were rich.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 03, 2007, 12:29:36 PM
Granted, but in an attempt to get away for some recuperation altario burns down the house, and the giant pile of cash that had just been dumped in your living room.

I wish i wasn't out of shape


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 12:30:50 PM
Granted. You are now in wonderful shape. You are a perfect square. Literally.


I wish I had a harem of lovers (men and women) who love and care for me.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 03, 2007, 12:32:31 PM
Granted... but your buff body is due to steroid use and your roid rage lands you in jail....

Granted, but you fall hopelessly in love with Altario, and cannot enjoy sex with anyone else......

I wish I was Noxies sex slave.....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 12:34:47 PM
Granted. You are now officially Nox's sex slave. Unfortunately you have a heart attack from excitement and die within the first three minutes of it- and neither of you had even gotten naked yet.


I wish I was Altario's sex slave XD


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 03, 2007, 12:36:50 PM
Granted.. but I'm dead and rotting, so you are arrested for Necro whatever its called.....

I wish I was a bettrer Writer of Santharian posts....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 12:39:28 PM
Granted. Only now your posts are so in depth and intricately written that no one can understand what you're trying to say and everyone requests that you make your posts simpler.


I wish Altario weren't dead.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Herald the Bombastic on November 03, 2007, 12:48:36 PM
Altario comes back as a zombie, and eats your brains.


I wish for world peace.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Garret Arroway on November 03, 2007, 12:53:02 PM
granted, then aliens come and blow the planet up

i wish my puppy hadn't been run over


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 01:07:23 PM
Granted. Your puppy skuttled out of the way of the tires just in time. But you step out of your car on top of his head and crush his skull.

I wish I had bigger boobs.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 03, 2007, 01:08:40 PM
Granted.... but they are silcone implants that burst, giving you cancer.....

I wish I touched one of those boobs before they burst....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 01:10:11 PM
Granted. But you're the reason why the burst and now I hate you because technically you gave me cancer.

I wish I had a ferret.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mrrdr on November 03, 2007, 03:51:59 PM
You get your ferret, but he bites you, giving you rabies. You die.


I wish I was in the Guinness Book of World Records for something totally awesome.




Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shansi on November 03, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
Your wish is granted but by jumping off the Empire State Building you crushed your body leaving you 6 feet under the ground

I wish I could control my anger more...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 05:45:55 PM
Granted. You are now perfectly in control of your anger, as you are capable of turning it into anxiety. Lots and lots of anxiety. You spend the rest of your miserable life curled up in a corner, mumbling "Make it go away, make it go away!".

I wish.. i wish... someone would check my tribe entry :)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 03, 2007, 06:09:56 PM
Granted. This person finds so much wrong with it that you lose all hope of ever getting your tribe approved. You withdraw in your greenhouse and spend the rest of your life talking to your plants.
No, wait you already did that  :lol:

I wish... I could get myself to go back to the Dev forum.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 06:13:42 PM
Granted. But it's been so long that you're not exactly sure what way to go. As you fumble through the dark passages, you finaly find a door you're sure will lead you intot the Dev area. As it turns out, you've just entered the back door of the Greenhouses, and just as you are about to shout for someone to show you the way out, something big and green starts moving behind you.. *cue Jaws theme*


I wish i could find a way to get a haircut today..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 03, 2007, 06:22:15 PM
granted. However, the hairdresser who cut your hair did such a bad job that you end up having to shave it all off.

I wish I could escape from the big green thing with my life.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 06:32:43 PM
Granted! As you manage to wrestle free and escape, you bump into someone. As you look at his face, you see Miraran. And he's smiling. In a realy scary way. *cue 'panic violins'*

I wish Simonne would not escape the Greenhouses in one piece..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 03, 2007, 06:59:41 PM
Granted. She makes it outside in two pieces and, in a very disney-esque move, glues both pieces back together. Then she runs very very quickly away :P

I wish Mira's hair would quickly grow back so that he leaves me alone!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 07:02:14 PM
Granted. But for spoiling their fun over a bald Mira, you have now made a few hundred new enemies. And they're coming for you.

I wish for more coffee..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 03, 2007, 07:07:03 PM
While running away from all her new enemies, Simonne throws Mira a coffee machine that makes coffee by itself. The machine also forces Mira to drink the coffee it made. And keep drinking. And keep drinking.

I wish... I wish... I wish I could think of a wish that couldn't be corrupted :P


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 07:22:47 PM
Granted.. you just thought of the perfect, uncoruptable wish. Unfortunately, you also lost all means of communication to other people, making you unable to actually wish it.

I wish i had something to soothe my stomagh after all that coffee..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Yurie Yileen on November 03, 2007, 07:32:35 PM
Yes, your wish is granted!  You find some stomach medicine that makes you feel better.  Unfortunately, it was made in China and so also contains shockingly high levels of toxic material.  As such, you go blind and start growing thick, blue hair in unusual places.

I wish that I didn't have to teach my next class in five minutes time...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 07:34:28 PM
Granted! You should have been there five minutes ago!

I wish i had the ability to instantly dry up after showering.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 03, 2007, 07:38:42 PM
Granted!  You instantly dry up, unfortunatly this includes ur insides as well and you turn to dust

I wish I could be more organised *sigh*


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 03, 2007, 07:42:11 PM
Granted! Unfortunately, it makes you such a perfectionist that you start organising other people's lives as well, leaving you no time to live your own life.

I wish all newbies would create wonderful CD's that actually fit in the world of Caelereth.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 03, 2007, 07:44:04 PM
"Granted. You now have so much free time it's slowly driving you crazy. Soon, you start slapping random people with herrings on the streets and before long, you are taken to a nice white room with soft walls. Even there, you keep on shouting "MORE DETAILS!" at everyone you see.. or imagine seeing anyway."  With thanks to Mira!!

I wish the weekends were longer


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 07:47:31 PM
Granted. They all last for seven years now. Unfortunately, the rest of the week now lasts almost twenty years..



I wish i would clean my room


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 03, 2007, 07:51:19 PM
granted! while cleaning your room, you meet some of your clothing which has been animated due to the long time since you last cleaned up. The clothes start attacking you.

I wish the newbies would actually read what they're supposed to do.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 03, 2007, 07:56:30 PM
Granted.  Unfortunatly they now read the whole entire site, they argue constantly over stuff which is outdated and insist they know more than you do.

I wish planes went straight from Munich to Manchester!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 07:59:27 PM
Granted. They all crash because traveling in straigth lines doesnt work on a sphere.

I wish i had some brownies. Either variety :P


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 03, 2007, 08:03:50 PM
Granted.  You now have the whole of the Brownie trade union swooping down towards your head on hooting owls, angry because you forgot to feed the big tenticly thing.

I wish my hair didn't need washing, ever.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 08:10:37 PM
Granted! You just went bald.

I wish the tentacle thing would just eat the brownies and their owls, and have it over with.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 03, 2007, 08:13:18 PM
Granted! Unfortunately, it didn't chew very well, so all the owls and brownies are still alive inside it and attack it from the inside out, causing it to be obliterated.

I wish I could live in Santharia


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 08:15:19 PM
Granted. You appear on Yamalquain, which is undeveloped, and nothing but a vast blank space. You never find your way to Sarvonia, or any other place for that matter.

I wish i could live in the Drifting Woods.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 03, 2007, 08:20:42 PM
Granted! Unfortunately, as on the RPG board you're not the Vikthi Miraran, you quickly lose your way and wander until the end of your days :P

I wish I could turn back time and relive my six months of Erasmus, but knowing what I know now so that I don't make the same mistakes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 08:23:47 PM
No fair! I cant be him because the tribe isn't up yet!

Granted. In trying to change your history, the butterfly effect just makes it worse though.

I wish there was more real magic in the world.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 03, 2007, 08:37:16 PM
Granted.  Someone who passes you on the street reads your dirty thoughts and runs away from you screaming.

I wish I had remembered to send my parents pressies last week


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 08:44:45 PM
Granted! They were all the wrong ones though.

I wish my healing abilities were stronger.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 09:11:37 PM
Granted! Only you suck the life out of everything around you now and so all your friends, family, and everyone else dies whenever they get near you.

I wish I were famous.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 09:22:48 PM
Granted. Thousands of fans follow you everywhere, and stalkers seem to be drawn to you like flies to honey... kiss your private time byebye..

I wish i could experience books in my head, as a realy vivid dream, when holding them, instead of reading them the normal way.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 09:27:12 PM
Granted. You can now do exactly what you wished for and you also spend the rest of your life thoroughly believing that you're a fruit fly that dies every time a book is over, so you eventually die from lack of food because all you ever do is touch books all day.  ((that sounds dirty))


I wish I were magical.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 03, 2007, 09:29:11 PM
Granted.  You are now a big magical flying unicorn but everyone chases you around to saw off your horn

I wish parcel tape tasted nicer


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 09:31:29 PM
Granted. In fact, it tastes so good now that it's the only thing you eat and so you die.

I wish I could sleep every other night like a normal person.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 09:32:31 PM
Granted. The remaining nights you sleep like a bat, hanging from the ceiling.. the blood rishing to your head kills you the firt time around though.

I wish i could speak with animals.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 03, 2007, 09:34:50 PM
Granted.  Unfortunatly they can't grasp most of your ideas.  Like "I", "we", "him" or "let go of my leg you filthy monster"

I wish I had a cheese sandwich


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 09:36:08 PM
Granted. Too bad the cheese is old and moldy... in fact, the entire sandwich is moldy. Ick. Enjoy.


I wish I never had to eat again.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 03, 2007, 09:39:28 PM
Granted. Your lifespan is now, however, quite a bit shortened...

I wish i could infusemyself magically with caffein at will.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 03, 2007, 09:40:52 PM
Granted. Here is your expresso machine.

I wish I had unlimited supplies of orange juice


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 09:42:53 PM
Granted. Unfortunately you have to make it yourself. So you now have a limitless supply of oranges without a squeezer or a cup.

I wish I were a genius.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 03, 2007, 09:44:49 PM
Granted.  Unfortunatly everyone else now seems painfully boring and you go mad with boredom and start marrying horses

I wish I had a million pounds!! (just for pure cliche factor)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 09:45:40 PM
Granted. Congratulations. You are now so fat that you die from it.

I wish I had longer hair.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 03, 2007, 09:49:23 PM
Granted. Your hair is now longer than yourself and the weight of it makes you fall over.

I wish I could eat without gaining weight


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 03, 2007, 09:54:56 PM
Granted. In fact, when you eat you LOSE weight. Eventually you eat you way until you no longer exist.

I wish I won a motorcycle for free


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lursus Khrath on November 03, 2007, 11:15:48 PM
Your wish is granted. But the motorcycle has a mind of it's own, and after restraining you, sells you into slavery in southeast Asia.

I wish for a toilet made of solid gold.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 04, 2007, 12:20:26 AM
Granted! unfortunateley yout toilet is so heavy its breaks through the floor and smashes into pieces on the next level, wondering what the very big noise was, veeryone who was walking by your house run inside to see a bunch of gold pieces which they quickly take and run away, leaving you with no gold and a hole in your floor, o ya and a bunch of broken water pipes.

I wish i did not have a brother.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 04, 2007, 12:24:33 AM
Granted. Instead, you have a triplet's worth of sisters, who nag at you all day and night.

I wish i hadn't forgotten to eat today..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Garret Arroway on November 04, 2007, 12:26:52 AM
Granted, you remembered to eat, but ate so much you now don't have the ability to hold up your own body weight and spend the rest of your life in a chair, slowly killing yourself.

I wish i hadn't broken down the front door a year ago, and hadn't been grounded.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 04, 2007, 12:29:24 AM
Granted! you did not break down in front of the door, instead you punched you father in the face in the kitchedn getting you grounded for twice as long as you previously would have been!

I wish i could get a ride from one of my freinds to Dunkens Woods right now


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on November 04, 2007, 12:42:53 AM
Granted! You get the ride to Dunkens Woods but it takes so long your friends merely drop your lifeless body there. In a quaint shallow grave.

I wish I had the skills of a great writer.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 04, 2007, 12:44:50 AM
Granted... but arthritis makes typing or handwriting impossible....

I wish I had been more brave when I was young and begun singing infront of people earlier...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 04, 2007, 12:46:48 AM
Granted! You did sing when you were young, but everyone doesn't recognize your talent and throws rotten fruits at you, hence scarring you for life.

I wish that my parents aren't so conservative.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on November 04, 2007, 12:52:53 AM
Granted! Your parents in their newfound freedom start to have wild raves and drug parties. Resulting in their early deaths and years of trauma for you. Leaving you mentally scarred forever from the surreal events.

I wish Drasil would post where he needs to.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 04, 2007, 12:54:31 AM
Granted! He also posts everywhere he doesn't need to, gaining Avash-like qualities. (Nothing personal, Dras!  :lol: )

I wish I'd made my homework today.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 04, 2007, 12:55:43 AM
Granted! You make your homework, but you find out you've done the wrong one, hence the teacher, in a bad mood today, failed you.

I wish I know all the languages known to man.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 04, 2007, 12:56:52 AM
Granted... but you don't know any known to women... so in fact, you end up mute......

I wish I didn't chew my fingernails....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shansi on November 04, 2007, 12:57:29 AM
Granted! You did not chew your fingernails instead you chew your lips...
I wish I can sleep right now


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 04, 2007, 12:59:02 AM
Granted! You fall asleep. And then don't wake up again.

I wish I'd stop procrastinating for Voldar and my masterwork and actually get some posts up and that chapter finished.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 04, 2007, 12:59:49 AM
Granted! You do everything you're supposed to do, but after, you go mad with boredom.

I wish that I could fly to Pluto and back without dying.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shansi on November 04, 2007, 01:02:28 AM
Granted! You were able to go to Pluto and back without dying unfortunately your bones are so brittle that you ended up in a wheelchair

I wish I was happy..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on November 04, 2007, 01:03:59 AM
Granted! You are forever more happy ..... in the world you created in your mind. Never again will you have the hassles of actual friendships.

I wish I had boundless energy


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 04, 2007, 01:05:10 AM
Granted! Your energy grows so much you can't control it and explode.

I wish that I have seasons.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: patt0192 on November 04, 2007, 01:30:14 AM
Granted! You can never go outside because it's below Arctic temperatures in the winter and too hot to survive in the summer.

I wish I didn't have seasons.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 04, 2007, 01:33:21 AM
Granted! You have no seasons, only tropical season. One day, the sun disappears and you are not prepared, so you freeze to death.

I wish that world peace comes in a day.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Blyxx on November 04, 2007, 01:52:07 AM
Granted! World peace is found but this state of uber caring also creates worldwide sloth. Soon mass famine ensues and wipes out much of the worlds population. Decaying carcasses quickly spread disease to the remaining population, driving the human race into extinction.

I wish that fuel prices would diminish in the USA.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Capher on November 04, 2007, 02:20:50 AM
Granted, you are now a "Barbie Doll"

I wish I was a well known author.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 04, 2007, 02:32:21 AM
Granted! You become a well known author, known for your self-help books titled What to do When Your Man Ain't Right, How to Know a Lying Cheater, and your bestseller 10 Ways to Train a Man. Your fame is so great that women everywhere want to marry you, but only those women that so desperately need your help. Once you do become infatuated with a woman, she attempts to use your own advice on you.

I wish for a life less dreary, for a world where dreams really do come true. A place where the stars sparkle at night and the sun rises each morn to illuminate my life with hope. A world where each breath of the wind is a caress unto my skin, Nature herself seeking to console me. Everyone greets a stranger with a smile and a hello, truly delighted to make their acquaintance and willing to take the time out of their day to just stop and chat. Despair does not exist and sorrow is unknown as everyone lives in constant bliss. Even death is celebrated as another beginning, not a tear is shed for someone’s passing. Nothing can ever truly go wrong for anyone, their lives are as they would wish them to be.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 04, 2007, 02:34:55 AM
Granted... until one day you find yourself the unwitting participant in a giant Trumanesque show about you... everything is a lie...

I wish I never came in second to Veskie all the damn time.... :buck:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shansi on November 04, 2007, 02:41:10 AM
Granted! You are not second to Vesk and was able to reply Capher. Unfortunately Vesk's heart was filled with hatred for you and he threatens your life unless you delete your post.  :grin: (sorry Vesk!)

I wish that my life is not so miserable...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 04, 2007, 02:44:26 AM
Granted. Oh, unfortunately, you are dead now.

I wish more people think I'm attractive.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 04, 2007, 02:46:32 AM
Granted! Everyone finds you attractive, to the point that your suitors line up around the block. The trouble is that you now believe yourself to be so above everyone else that you no longer find anyone else attractive and think it demeaning to be seen with any of them.

I wish I could see myself the way others do.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 04, 2007, 02:47:57 AM
Granted... however, it soon makes you narcissistic to the point where everyone loses the beauty they used to see in you....

Wishes Nox could see the way we look at her.....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shansi on November 04, 2007, 02:49:44 AM
Granted! Nox can now see how we look at her. UNfortunately that made her arrogant and very selfish that we lost our love for her.

I wish I could create a more poetic sarcastic remarks...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on November 04, 2007, 02:50:45 AM
Granted. Unfortunatly you switch places with Orpheus and die a terrible lonely death.

I wish, that... I had a pencil.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 04, 2007, 02:52:23 AM
Granted. You now have a pencil lodged in your left eye and you die.

I wish I were amazing.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on November 04, 2007, 02:53:38 AM
Granted. Unfortunatly you become a daredevil with no sense of self preservation and die during an insane stunt.

I wish that I had more time to do things with.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shansi on November 04, 2007, 02:59:33 AM
Granted! Your pursuit of more time has been a success. Unfortunately time has stopped completely giving you time to complete everything but left you no one to be with so you got mad instead and our lives went normal...

I wish I had a rabbit


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 04, 2007, 03:00:33 AM
Granted! Unfortunately it's a homocidal bunny and it eats your brains while you're sleeping.

I wish I were a dolphin. ^__^


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shansi on November 04, 2007, 03:04:11 AM
Granted! Unfortunately you thought that you could breath underwater so you drowned

I wish I could look at other people's mind


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 04, 2007, 03:05:53 AM
Granted. You find that everyone hates you so you kill yourself.

I wish I were an octopus!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 04, 2007, 03:11:01 AM
Granted! You are now an octopus. Only, upon having eight arms, you spend all your time stroking yourself, unable to commit your energy to anything else and die of starvation.

I wish I could sing like Altario.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mrrdr on November 04, 2007, 03:19:04 AM
You can, but Altario becomes jealous and strangles you in your sleep one night.


I wish I could walk on my hands.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 04, 2007, 03:25:22 AM
Granted. Unfortunately your first attempt at walking down a flight of stairs on your hands you fall down the stairs and die.

I wish I were a shark!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: patt0192 on November 04, 2007, 04:15:52 AM
Granted, of course you're not tough enough to be a shark so all of the other sharks rip your intestines out.

I wish that my wishes would stop being corrupted.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 04, 2007, 04:17:45 AM
Granted....

I wish that I still lived on the Farm and still raised horses....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: patt0192 on November 04, 2007, 04:23:32 AM
Granted, however on your first day back, your head is crushed by one of the horses hooves.


I wish that my roleplay could be approved by now.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 04, 2007, 05:32:08 AM
Granted! Your roleplay is approved and the story started, but you leave Santh the next day, never to return.

I wish I could make someone an admin in my place and retire.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alassiel Telrúnya on November 04, 2007, 05:39:51 AM
Granted, but after, say, a few minutes, we all realize that the unwritten rules of Santharia say you are too young to retire, and therefore as punishment for breaking such an important rule, you have to delete all the character accounts you've ever made (other than the Vesk account), and you are not allowed to reclaim your past CDs.

I wish that I had such a great personality that nobody wants to hurt or upset me by corrupting my wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 04, 2007, 05:44:55 AM
Granted!You hav ea great personality, buts thats about all you have isn't it? Nobody wanted to corrupt your wish they just had to.

I wish the Wolverines(Michigan Wolverines) would never lose a single game again, and they would do this legally.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 04, 2007, 05:47:16 AM
Granted. But now you hate the Michigan Wolverines with every fiber of your being.

I wish I were a goddess.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 04, 2007, 05:48:11 AM
Granted... the team went bankrupt and disbanded... they will never lose a game again....

Granted.... you are Hera... but no one believes in you anymore...

I wish I wouldn't keep getting distracted and finish some of these site projects I keep working on...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 04, 2007, 05:52:11 AM
Granted! But you become so intent on your site projects that you forget everything and everyone else, and live the rest of your life starting and working on them, how long that is...who knows.

I wish i had cablein my room so i could watch the U of M MSU game, and that Michigan would win.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 04, 2007, 05:54:23 AM
I fail to see the down side in that......

However, Granted...... you have cable in your room, Michigan wins... but the FCC breaks in and arrests you for pirating the cable and you are fined heavilly.....

I wish my typing skills were much better....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 04, 2007, 05:57:19 AM
Granted. You're great at typing and you can type with insane speed and accuracy. Unfortunately you can no longer speak or sing. Sorry.

I wish I could sing better.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on November 04, 2007, 06:22:45 AM
Granted! You can sing better but not very much. Hence leaving you right where you were to begin with.

I wish Santharia would have Santhmoot in the USA.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 04, 2007, 06:27:40 AM
Granted! Santhmoot is held at my house in the year 2008. However, everyone meets my family and is driven insane. After being trucked off to the mental hospital, we all live a long life of hearing UFOs through our teeth.

I wish Twen lived near me. :heart:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 04, 2007, 06:30:52 AM
Granted... but only after her and I are happily married, we move in next door......


I wish ... well, after that, I wouldn't need to wish anymore... :heart: :heart:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 04, 2007, 06:37:16 AM
As the bliss of marriage to Twen is your wish, so shall I corrupt it. Soon after moving in, Twen starts spending more and more time at my place just "hanging out", or so she claims. Now, you love her, and you want to believe her so it is weeks before you investigate further. It is then that you discover Twen to be showing signs of a pregnancy with my baby, clearly not yours as she has been complaining of "headaches" these past several weeks. Your marriage is in shambles, but you hang on nonetheless and raise my child as Twen continues to visit me daily.

I wish I could go dancing with Twen so she could teach me how. :heart:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 04, 2007, 07:56:50 AM
Granted! But after an hour of tryign to learn, you still can't figure it out and step on her feet everytime you take a step, thus breaking her toes, after this she decide's to go back to Altario's still loving embrace.

I wish..Hmmm...I wish i could get some guts and ask someoen to go on a date with me.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 04, 2007, 07:59:07 AM
Granted... and Vesk says yes, after the unbearable loneliness of loving and losing Twen....

I wish I would stop making myself giggle so much at Vesks expense...  (cuz I KNOW hes gonna get me back)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 04, 2007, 08:21:59 AM
Granted!  But he is still going to get you back  :evil:

I wish I had a big warm hot-water-bottle...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 04, 2007, 09:30:43 AM
Granted! Only it's so hot you get sever third degree burns  wherever it comes within a foot of you body!

I wish that evryone had perfect lives.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 04, 2007, 10:00:14 AM
Granted! Everyone's lives are absolutely perfect and exactly the same, with no tragedies to set them apart or develop character. Apathy becomes a plague as great as the Black Death as everyone just stops caring one by one, driving off bridges, letting their houses burn down, and even going so far as to commit social suicide by allowing Altario to take them out on a date.

I wish I was as physically fit as I once was a few years ago.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Morcaanan on November 04, 2007, 10:20:35 AM
Granted! In fact, you're so fit some compare you to Arnold the Govenator, and as a result say you're wishy-washy and a girlie-man.

I wish I was more intelligent.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on November 04, 2007, 11:21:13 AM
Granted! You are so intelligent that you find a cure for the disease called humanity, thereby eradicating them from the Earth.

I wish Vesk and Altario would wear leather outfits to serve me breakfast.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 04, 2007, 11:35:48 AM
Granted.... though Vesk burnt your eggs and my pants are chafing me to no end.....

I wish Vesk was serving US breakfast in bed.... (BTW, US means Twen and Me, NOT Vesk and me)  Whew, thank goodness I thought of that myself, lol


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on November 04, 2007, 12:18:42 PM
Granted! I serve you both breakfast in bed wearing my leather outfit. You hog all the food and stuff yourself as Twen watches with disgust, turning her gaze to me as she admires me in all my leather glory. You soon fall into a food induced coma as I take Twen on one arm and take her out to eat breakfast.

I wish I could find my boxer briefs.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tobac on November 04, 2007, 12:32:11 PM
Granted! But a gerbil pops out and attacks you. Twen is not impressed, and goes to see if Altario is awake. As always, Tobac watches whilst sipping a cool glass of his homemade piemonade, not interested in the goings-on of this strange bed & breakfast that houses Vesk's underwear.

I wish I could sing La Bamba.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 04, 2007, 12:40:57 PM
Granted! Infact with this new found song you attempt to serenade Twen, and utterly fail..You wake up the next mornign with a  hand print on your cheeck, a broken and disloacated jaw.

i wish my uncles were not dead.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on November 04, 2007, 12:48:49 PM
Corrupting such a wish, no matter how well put, is wrong on many levels, hence I abstain.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on November 04, 2007, 06:02:59 PM
Ok, I have remained peacefully quiet in this thread far longer than I have liked. What I am about to say is not meant to harm, insult or hurt anyone but it is something I am compelled to say. "Anyone that would corrupt such a wish would be the most foul of individuals I have ever known. The only thing more frightening to me than such a person, would be the one that placed such a wish out to be corrupted."

Discussing this issue will not bring my attention back to this thread .... ever. So please, no responses. In truth: I am emotionally distraught just pondering this travesty. 


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 04, 2007, 07:40:20 PM
*sighs* As the instigator of this game i feel obliged to have my say in this nonetheless. I advise people playing this game to be considerate of other people's feelings, of course. But you should also remember that the wishes that are made here were meanth to be corrupted, so i would expect that nobody is going to make a wish they could not bear to see turned against them. That said...

Granted! However, the laws of preservation of energy demand that an equal amount of lifespan is sacrificed as the amount of time your uncles get. Before long, you feel dizzy, and as it turns out, you'r uncles first act in re-life is your funeral.

I wish the damn trains wouldn't have been out of order yesterday night, so that i could have gone out in Amsterdam...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 04, 2007, 07:50:12 PM
Granted! They were working perfectly, but in your haste to get to the station, you tripped and broke your leg in 3 places.

I wish that my principal wasn't such a prick.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 04, 2007, 08:03:52 PM
Granted!  Your principal is transformed into a lovely hansome prince who you then fall in love with and follow around pupp-eyed because he is so gorgeous.  Unfortunatly you are the only one who sees him this way and everyone else thinks you're mad and refuses to look at you or speak to you.

I wish I could fly!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 04, 2007, 08:08:18 PM
Granted! Unfortunately, you lost the ability to land, or even come close enough to earth to get food...

I wish I didn't have to do my homework.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 04, 2007, 08:12:23 PM
Granted! You don't need to do your homework, but you have to attend 4 classes for every piece of non-existent homework. You finally go mad from all the stress of attending all the classes and get sent to an insane asylum.

I wish that I knew who Jack the Ripper was. 


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 04, 2007, 08:26:33 PM
Granted!  You know who Jack the Ripper was but nobody will listen to you because a good conspiricy theory is so much more fun!

I wish I had a real fish to hit people with


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shansi on November 04, 2007, 09:57:10 PM
Granted! You have a fish to hit us with unfortunately you wondered how it felt to be hit to you hit yourself...

I wish I didn't have to wear this dorky glasses


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alassiel Telrúnya on November 04, 2007, 10:29:16 PM
Granted! You swap them for contacts, which unfortunately slip to the back of your eyeballs and damage your eyes, rendering you completely blind.... FOREVER!!!!!!

I wish I had the piano playing skills of Bach.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 04, 2007, 10:33:31 PM
Granted! You invent a machine that takes away Bach's skills and transfers them to you, but Bach gets angry and kills you.

I wish that I could remember how it was like when I was 3 years old.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alassiel Telrúnya on November 04, 2007, 10:37:33 PM
Granted! However, now you remember everything that has ever happened to you, and the memories overload your brain, makes it boil and flow out your ears.

I wish there was only good in the world.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 04, 2007, 10:41:49 PM
Granted!The world is now a peaceful place and everyone is happy. Unfortunately, alien women from Venus and alien men from Mars collabarate and destroy Earth and takes every human as POWs.

I wish that Santh was real.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 04, 2007, 11:00:10 PM
Granted. You only wish you didn't forget to wish for 'aria' ar well, since now everything around you is missing their bottom half.

I wish i could finaly get a perfect score on my Yoshi level..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 04, 2007, 11:46:49 PM
 :rolling:  This'll teach me to never use abbreviations.

As for your wish.... granted! You get a perfect score, but everyone else does too, so you don't get any special recognition, hence wasting your practice.

I wish that I had a good, friendly fairy godmother that was also the most powerful being on the planet and bound by the laws of the universe to grant my every wish and only my wishes alone.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 04, 2007, 11:54:37 PM
no matter, i just wanted it to unlock the bonus level :D

Granted. Your name is now Timmy Turner, and the babysitter will be here any moment now..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 05, 2007, 12:07:40 AM
 :lol: That means I have two fairy godparents, and I can easily wish said babysitter away....

Miraran! You forgot your wish!  :fish:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 05, 2007, 08:58:44 AM
He doesn't need a wish! I have one!

I wish I had a white ferret named Tofu who loves me for a pet! ^_^


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 05, 2007, 09:50:57 AM
Granted! Unfortunately, it's really just a piece of tofu you think is a ferret. You die of agony when a vegetarian eats him.

I wish my CD would get approved...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 05, 2007, 09:58:51 AM
Granted! Unfortunately, the board crashes while they're in the middle of moving it to the approved character archives and now all your hard work is lost.

I wish I had a guppy named Molly.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 05, 2007, 12:13:20 PM
Granted! Sadly, you have to flush her. She ends up in the ocean, where she is exposed to toxic waste and mutates into a ravenous kraken. She eats you on your next trip to sea.

I wish duct tape was really duck tape.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Inkear on November 05, 2007, 12:16:44 PM
Granted. However, mad animal activists cause the creation of the new "duck tape" to be outlawed and it is returned to being simply duct tape.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 05, 2007, 01:11:39 PM
I've got ya covered, Inkear!

I wish Inkear had made a wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Inkear on November 05, 2007, 01:16:12 PM
I did, you just didn't see it (I'd edit it now, but...)
I wish that my internet was faster.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 05, 2007, 01:52:56 PM
Granted. But you computer is terribly slow instead.

I wish I had a boyfriend!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on November 05, 2007, 01:54:50 PM
Granted... but its Vesk..... hhahahahahaha  oh, goodness, i'm crying now...ok...

I wish I had more time to spend just chatting inthe IRC without it costing me valuable time on my site projects...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 05, 2007, 02:10:42 PM
Granted. Unfortunately you fall into a deep deep deep pit of depression from lack of idle chatter with Nox and Twen.


I wish Twen was all better!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 05, 2007, 06:37:39 PM
Granted!  Unfortunately through some feat of genius the flu virus managed to infect the Santharian board first meaning that every time someone types anything it sneezes it back out at you

I wish my boss was less stressed and moody


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 05, 2007, 08:51:05 PM
Granted! As your boss relaxes, she refuses to go to work again and leaves you in charge of things, turning you stressed and moody.

I wish I could end up somewhere else then in the insane asylum after this wish is corrupted


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 05, 2007, 09:08:48 PM
Granted!  The driver looses his way whilst driving you to the insane asylum and you end up in the middle of a forest where you have to eat the poor man for sustinance.

I wish I could understand what my boss wants me to do with this spreadsheet.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on November 05, 2007, 09:33:03 PM
Granted, your boss explains it to you. In latin. You get fired the next day.

I wish for another holiday weekend.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 05, 2007, 11:59:38 PM
Granted!  You have a holiday weekend but your mum decides its a great chance to do a bit of spring cleaning and forces you to slave away cleaning your room and the rest of the house all weekend.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 12:51:47 AM
Granted! ^__^ You are now dead. You never have to get up at all anymore.


I wish I was smarter.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 06, 2007, 12:55:01 AM
Granted!  You are now dead too, and someone has dressed you in formal clothes for the funeral. :grin:

I wish coffee didn't make me wee so much  :P (running out of ideas)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 01:04:31 AM
... O.o I don't get it. How does being dead (and dressed by someone in formal wear) make me smarter?

Granted. XD You are now dead. You never have to wee after drinking coffee again!  :)

I wish I were cuter.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 06, 2007, 01:08:25 AM
Smarter as in you look neater.  Smarter clothes?

Granted!  You are now dead and have cute little wings and a halo :D

I wish I enjoyed excercise.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 01:10:20 AM
Granted! In fact. You enjoy it so much now that it's all you do and eventually you'll die of starvation. But first you'll look great and go out with a hot bod. Congrats! :grin:


I wish it weren't so cold in my house.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 06, 2007, 03:26:09 AM
Granted! said the arsonist..

I wish i didn't have a headache, yet live on...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 06, 2007, 03:56:55 AM
Granted! Your headache disappears, you live on. However, within a few minutes of your headache disappearing, you start having a pain in your stomach that doesn't go away for the rest of your long, long life.

I wish I could be a little better in making my homework in time so that I don't have to do it on the last moment like now.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 06, 2007, 06:08:55 AM
Granted! You turn all your homework in on time. Unfortunately, to the wrong teachers.

I wish I never made this wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 06:16:07 AM
Granted! You made a different wish and it, however, leads to your untimely death.

I wish I didn't have such a horrible migraine.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Bahran the big on November 06, 2007, 07:30:19 AM
You don't, but you get hit by a meteor when you go outside to celebrate. This would not have happened had you stayed inside with your migraine.


I wish that wishes were real.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 06, 2007, 07:37:39 AM
Granted, the world is quickly overun with all sorts of creatures dreamt and wished up by little children and people of evil mind. some people go to sleep and never wake up with no cause for their deaths because of wishes. This is the horrible world you have plunged us all into, and worse.

I wish more than one of my freinds had acknowledged my birthday.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 06, 2007, 07:40:22 AM
Granted! Both of them have! Sadly, they get you Boggle as a gift.

I wish I could read quickly.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 07:41:28 AM
Granted. You can now read extremely fast. Unfotuntely you can't actually comprehend anything that you're reading.


I wish I weren't tired.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Bahran the big on November 06, 2007, 07:47:51 AM
You are now wide awake! Forever! Well, for about two weeks, then you die, from lack of sleep.


I wish I was the ruler of the universe, loved by all!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on November 06, 2007, 07:59:35 AM
Granted .  Unfortunately the Universe is scheduled for destruction in about 2 minutes, to make way for a new Home Depot store.


I wish I was retired with a nice pension...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on November 06, 2007, 08:06:39 AM
Granted! You retire married to a really nice guy. Unfortunately the next day he commits suicide. You see he had sever depression problems but decided to hide them form the world.

I wish my water bottle was three times larger than it is right now.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on November 06, 2007, 08:14:17 AM
Granted.  It is however, three times heavier also.  The sudden extra strain pulls a muscle in your arm, and the doctor's visit costs $250!


I wish I didn't have to go to HistoryII class...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Morcaanan on November 06, 2007, 08:15:24 AM
Granted. You don't go, and hence fail the class and are kicked out of school, leading to a miserable, fruitless life.

I wish I wasn't so weak-willed.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 08:36:27 AM
Granted! You now have such a strong will that you could do anything if you just put your mind to it. But your body is weak and feeble and you have no chance of ever changing that so you are unable to leave your bed.


I wish I were a better writer.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lursus Khrath on November 06, 2007, 08:43:08 AM
Granted. You're published, noticed by a handful of influential folks and your career takes off. You make an assload of monies and are incredibly happy - however, you never so much as look at this board again.

I wish I had invented the internet!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Gundioc Mallister on November 06, 2007, 08:47:38 AM
Granted. You and Al Gore switch bodies, making you the inventor of the Internet (and Manbearpig), however, you also inherit his tremendous workload on global warming and such, something you don't believe in, so the movement fails and you become destitute.

I wish my brother George was here.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lursus Khrath on November 06, 2007, 08:57:57 AM
Granted. The Mountain does indeed return from the dead, and stalks the halls of your homestead until you finally challenge him to single combat. The black fire that burns in his dead eyes reflects off your bitchin' helmet. Regardless of how much of a badass you are, you eventually fall to his evil will. He reclines on your bean bag chair and his feet soil your ottoman.

I wish I knew how late you have to be before you are absent.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 06, 2007, 09:47:52 AM
Granted! But you are now forced to arrive 1 second before then every day, making you extremely late. This gives you detentions every week.

I wish my magic 8 ball really did predict the future.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 10:10:02 AM
Granted! Your eightball tells you everything that's going to happen in your life and thus makes it pointless to go on living.


I wish I had an unlimited supply of Arizona RX Stress Iced Tea.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on November 06, 2007, 10:11:51 AM
Granted, but the tannic acid from the tea slowly poisons you and you die a slow death.

I wish I didn't have to take this class!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 10:16:14 AM
Granted! You are now enrolled in a much longer, more complicated class which takes place in a room so cold that you swear that it's used as a meat locker on the weekends.


I wish Vesk would post in Twilight's B thread.....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Inkear on November 06, 2007, 10:23:47 AM
Granted. Vesk posts in both the A, B and OOC threads to announce that twilight is closed. Permanently.


I wish for an incorruptible wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 10:25:18 AM
Granted. You wish for nothing and, as such, you get nothing... ever.


I wish I were as sexy as Twen and as spunky as Luca.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Morcaanan on November 06, 2007, 12:40:06 PM
Granted. However, no one wants two people as sexy as Twen or as spunky as Luca, and especially not all in the same package, and as a result all three of you are shunned from Santharia.

I wish I could just marry my sweetheart already.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 12:42:55 PM
Granted. You are now married to a candy product.


I wish everybody loved me.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Morcaanan on November 06, 2007, 12:45:01 PM
 :rolling: All right!

Granted. Everyone loves you, and smothers you with fan mail and roses, hence, you become a recluse to avoid everyone.

I wish I was wise.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 12:46:50 PM
Awesome. I'm already a recluse...

Granted. You are wise and horribly old now.

I wish people found me more attractive.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Morcaanan on November 06, 2007, 12:49:04 PM
Granted. You are abducted, and made a slave of by an evil scientist who is attracted to you because he wants to turn you into spare organic parts.

I wish I was more of a people person.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 12:50:16 PM
Granted. You like everyone and are very sociable now. However, everyone finds you annoying and avoids you at all costs.


I wish my shoulders didn't hurt.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Morcaanan on November 06, 2007, 12:51:34 PM
Granted. You are massaged to relieve the pain, but this causes you to become addicted to massages, and you go broke paying for them.

I wish I could turn into a Dragon.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 12:57:02 PM
Granted. You now have the ability to turn into a dragon. However, you find that you are a dragon that is less than three feet tall and look more like a scaly, deformed dog with a useless pair of wings than anything else. You are then caught by Animal Control and, after being taken to the pound, they euthanize you because they believe that you're just a very ugly very deformed dog that must be in a great amount of pain.

I wish I could fly like superman!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Bahran the big on November 06, 2007, 01:14:24 PM
You can, but the first thing you do is accidentally fly right into a building, crushing your skull.

I wish I WAS Superman!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Morcaanan on November 06, 2007, 01:16:23 PM
Granted. But you are exposed to a lethal dose of kryptonite and die.

I wish I could understand the nature of love.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Bahran the big on November 06, 2007, 01:25:55 PM
Granted. But it sickens you, so you decide never to participate again.

I wish I had five arms.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 06, 2007, 01:29:09 PM
Granted, but they all stick out from your forehead.

I wish I had telekinesis.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Bahran the big on November 06, 2007, 01:44:47 PM
Granted. But it only works on Returday, a day which hasn't been invented yet.

I wish I was 10 feet tall.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 06, 2007, 02:36:21 PM
Granted. You are now a tree.


I wish I could sew.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on November 06, 2007, 09:08:14 PM
Granted, unfortunatly you do not possess any thimbles and whilst sewing puncture your finger with a needle, causing you do pass out, bump you head on a table and die.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 07, 2007, 12:07:23 AM
Oh! That reminds me of this one time... when I was at a kiddy playground... My friend stabbed me with a safty pin...


You made no wish! So I'll make one for you!

I wish I had wings!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 07, 2007, 12:16:28 AM
Granted!  You have wings.  Unfortunatly the muscles in your arms are not strong enough to actually allow true flight, so they are more of a hinderance than an advantage.

I wish this translation would make sense.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 07, 2007, 12:21:23 AM
Granted! However.. now that translation is the only thing that make sense.


I wish my head didn't hurt.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 07, 2007, 12:27:01 AM
Granted!  You take so many drugs that you can no longer feel your headache, but they knock you out too which means you can't enjoy your new freedom.

I wish I could draw a dragon *sigh*


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Capher on November 07, 2007, 12:34:56 AM
Granted, however your drawing became real and your dragon fried you and had you as a deep fried snack!

I wish I had a flatter stomache.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 07, 2007, 12:39:16 AM
Granted! All the chubbyness is moved and infects seemingly every part of your body instead: bum hips, thighs, upper arms.  You are now female  :D

I wish it wasn't so dark outside already


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 07, 2007, 02:08:42 AM
Granted! It's amazingly bright, but it's too bright. You step out and immediately get blinded.

I wish that I waa unbeatable in poker.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 07, 2007, 03:57:51 AM
Granted.. everybdy knows however, and nobody will play against you.

I wish i didnt slice off a bit of my finger today :P Nor more than i actually did slice off. (Have to take away the easy options ;))


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Edufane Ittolden on November 07, 2007, 04:21:59 AM
Granted! You sliced of your toe instead!

I wish I am a Member already!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 07, 2007, 04:45:58 AM
Wish Grant-aaaaaaaRGH! *Blazing with fiery justice, the avatar of Kalina the Mighty descends from the heavens as choirs of angels sing hymns in Her name. She slays Mira with a single touch, before frowning at you.* Young Man, That Power Is Mine, And Mine Allone!

*She contnues, looking ponderously*

I Wish Every New Santhalan Would Write Perfect And Original Character Sheets!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Edufane Ittolden on November 07, 2007, 04:51:32 AM
Granted! But there are so many perfect Character Descriptions that people cannot read them all and the server overflows and breaks beyond repair!

I wish I can finally have ADSL internet connection! 




Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 07, 2007, 06:19:39 AM
Granted! But it doesn't matter because there's something wrong with the wiring and every time the phone rings you get kicked off the internet for at least ten minutes. Not to mention that your computer is so horribly slow that it overloads and closes all the browser windows and anything else that you might have open every time you try to visit certain pages.


I wish my eyes would stop burning.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 07, 2007, 07:16:28 AM
Granted! Your eyes are now frozen instead. And the rest of you is burning.

I wish I had another cookie...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 07, 2007, 07:35:15 AM
Granted! You now have another cookie. You have so many cookies, in fact, that cookies are all you eat and you eventaully die from obesity.


I wish I wasn't sick.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 07, 2007, 07:42:50 AM
Granted!  You are not physically sick although you feel sick and can't get rid of the nausea.  Forever [insert evil laugh]

I wish my bed was warmer...or I had a nice boyfriend to help me warm it *sigh*


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tobac on November 07, 2007, 08:55:22 AM
Granted! Your bed warms up, and you have a boyfriend in it. Unfortunately, Tobac's strategically placed stack of glasses of water falls on it, turning your boyfriend into some kind of overcooked jerky.

I wish I had a new computer.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 07, 2007, 12:19:44 PM
Granted! You get a new computer, but a strange virus affects if a day after you got it, rendering it useless.

I wish that I had a new moniter which is unbreakable.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 07, 2007, 12:59:45 PM
You get a monitor that is already broken, hence it cannot be broken anymore.

I wish for fish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 07, 2007, 01:09:39 PM
Granted. You are now a fish. To be specific, you are a tuna fish. Unfortunately you are quickly eaten by a bear.


I wish I were skinnier!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 07, 2007, 04:20:11 PM
Granted! You are even skinnier than you already are. Unfortunately, this causes you to stop existing because a human being needs at least some substance to her.

I wish my schedule for school was just a little bit better.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Yurie Yileen on November 07, 2007, 11:42:53 PM
Okay, Simonne...granted!

Your schedule is better...for a workaholic

 Now you have twelve hours of classes everyday, seven days a week, and eight hours of tutorials...also every day, and yes, also seven days a week!

With your 'free time' you're busy doing assignments for your classes and thus have no time left to sleep.

You eventually go insane and start believing that you are a character in a make believe world called 'Santharia'!   :P

Okay, here's my, (rather long), wish...well, actually, it's every Chinese man's wish, (according to my male Chinese students).

"I wish that I had an American salary, a British house, a Chinese chef and a Japanese wife!"


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 07, 2007, 11:49:43 PM
Granted!  You now have the salary of a McDonald's employee, my old student house in Leeds with the funny smell and even more funny screaming child next door, a chinese cook who refuses to tell you what exactly he puts in his dishes and a japanese wife who speaks no english and therefore doesn't understand you. You lucky guy!

I wish they taught grammar in english schools....I really do.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Yurie Yileen on November 07, 2007, 11:58:30 PM
Okay, Rookie...

Now they only teach grammar...Chinese grammar...in English schools.  Therefore, every English student becomes even more stupid than now.

Meanwhile, the schools in the rest of Britain continue teaching other subjects.  Eventually the Scottish invade and take over England, forcing everybody to eat haggis and wear skirts, sorry, kilts.

Look what you caused!  Are you happy now?

Well, are you???   :grin:

Okay, I wish that I could find a new house to live in so then I could rent Rookie's old, smelly house out to illegal immigrants or students.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 08, 2007, 12:19:03 AM
Well actually I quite like kilts....though haggis, not so sure about.  The kilts might make up for it though...

Anyway Granted!  You now own a beautiful house in Scotland and have to endure people thinking that you constantly wear kilts, eat nothing but haggis and drink nothing but whisky.  This slowly drives you mad and you end up drinking only whisky turning into a bitter drunken old man who everyone avoids.  Plus the students never pay rent and mess up the house so it constantly needs repairing etc and stresses you out.

I wish I had a kilt


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 08, 2007, 06:38:17 AM
Granted! You get a plaid skirt kilt! Sadly, it comes with a mandatory lifetime supply of haggis.

And it's too small.

I wish the day would last longer.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 08, 2007, 06:59:40 AM
Granted! One day lasts what we used to think was a week. Unfortunately, the longer the day gets, the more you seem to have to do and you never have enough time.

I wish my stomach didn't feel like it was trying to claw its way out of my torso.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Bahran the big on November 08, 2007, 07:22:51 AM
Granted. Now it feels like kittens are trying to claw their way out of your torso.

I wish 2 + 2 = 7.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 08, 2007, 07:30:57 AM
Gee... thanks, Bahran. You're so sweet...

Granted! 2+2=7. In affect, the stock market has now crashed and the world is coming to an end.

I wish I had plenty of yummy food to eat.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lursus Khrath on November 08, 2007, 07:32:42 AM
Granted. But now it feels like plenty of yummy food is trying to claw it's way out of your torso.

I wish each and every one of you knew the awesome power of a fully operational mothership.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Dorj Bluebark on November 08, 2007, 08:35:49 AM
Granted. A mothership descends upon you on live television and vaporises you, before disappearing in a local quantum anomaly caused by over wishing.

I wish for a warm sweater.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 08, 2007, 08:53:53 AM
Granted! You are now wearing a sweater so warm, it bursts into flames. Fortunately, the sweater is put out in time. Sadly, you are not.

I wish I controlled time!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 08, 2007, 09:04:52 AM
Gtanyed! You control time, but you accidently kill your grandpa when you go back in time, creating a rift and making a black hole that sucks everything into it.

I wish that it was perfect weather all the time.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 08, 2007, 09:19:14 AM
Granted. However, what you consider perfect isn't what perfect actually is. Thus, the weather remains exactly the same because Mother Nature, as we know it, is actually the epitome of perfection.

I wish my Arby's wasn't cold.. :(


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on November 08, 2007, 09:33:03 AM
Granted.  It just burst into flames and burns through the table, setting the carpet on fire - a fire that guts your entire building, leaving you homeless with no possessions.


I wish I could be scuba diving instead of in History class...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 08, 2007, 09:49:55 AM
Granted. However, you run out of air and drown.

I wish that Veskie would go spelunking with me!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Dorj Bluebark on November 08, 2007, 10:00:53 AM
Granted You both go spelunking, albiet, in a volcanic fisure. An active volcanic fisure. On the point of going kaboom. I leave the rest to your imagination after lava exits the fisure, with your charred particles in tow.

I wish I could throw fireballs at will, without harming myself.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Skifhalon on November 08, 2007, 10:24:24 AM
Granted! You throw fireballs at Will. As you might guess, Will doesn't particularly like having fireballs thrown at him... oh, and he's a dragon. He eats you before you have a chance to scream.

I wish I was Will.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 08, 2007, 11:21:03 AM
Granted! You are Will, the most feared dragon in all the land. You rule the land with an iron fist. One day, another dragon, Capher, leads a rebellion and overthrows you, thus saving humanity from your tyrannical rule.

I wish that I didn't fall in love with the DJ.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on November 08, 2007, 11:27:05 AM
Granted! You are now Will from the television show Will and Grace. You are now a pretty attractive gay man in his mid thirties with a moderately okay love life bordering on crappy.

I wish I were famous!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 08, 2007, 11:34:04 AM
Granted! You are famous for finding out the meaning of life, but your recognition only comes 5000 years after your death.

I wish that war was non existent.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mordax on November 08, 2007, 11:53:57 AM
Granted!  But crime, murder, rape, and other associated activities increase 10000 fold across the world due to the lack of large scale venting for humanities violent urges!


I wish for I had a nice ferret wearing a fez.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on November 08, 2007, 01:57:57 PM
Granted. You now have a little boy named Fez wearing a ferret.


I wish I were CatWoman!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tobac on November 08, 2007, 02:22:07 PM
Granted! But you are defeated by Batman and are thrown in prison.

I wish that wish corruption was better.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 17, 2007, 06:20:11 PM
Granted! Unspeakable horrors befall you from now on, every time you make a wish. Sadly, ALL of your wishfull thoughts are now granted and corrupted, and your life rapidly descends into such a twisted parody of hell even Demon's won't come near you...

I wish my hair would stop growing and stay the way it is right now.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 17, 2007, 09:01:51 PM
Granted! Your hair stays the same, but in compensation, your nails grow at an alarming rate, causing you to spend all your time trimming them, pushing you to near insanity.

I wish that my sister would stop borrowing my clothes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 17, 2007, 09:14:40 PM
Granted. She just steals them from you. To make matters worse, no matter how you complain, nobody believes you.

I wish i had the time to read my new Pratchett and still do everything i have to today..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 17, 2007, 09:47:48 PM
Granted! You sacrifice your eating and sleeping time to do everything on your to-do list. By midnight, you're reduced to nothing but a shambling zombie.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 20, 2007, 10:38:04 PM
Well you forgot to wish so I will  :grin:

I wish I could sleep right here at my desk without anyone noticing.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on November 20, 2007, 11:45:44 PM
Granted, but then you sleep through quitting time and wake up in a dark office, with all the doors and windows locked shut till morning!  Then you get in trouble because they think you stayed behind for industrial espionage purposes.

I wish I could go to bed now...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 20, 2007, 11:53:13 PM
Granted!  You can go to bed now, as long as you can get round that large angry elephant standing in your way.

I wish I didn't have to tidy my room when I get home.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on November 21, 2007, 12:07:52 AM
Granted!  In fact, you Never have to tidy your room ever again!  But this results in large numbers of revolting bugs moving in with you, not to mention all the furry, four legged varmints that move in with them.

I wish the pup would stop whining!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 21, 2007, 12:14:22 AM
Ewww, the thought is actually making me want to tidy my room!

Granted, the pup stops whining but only because it has seen a cat and chases after it all the way down the road which means you have to go running after them.

I wish my boss would always be in her office when I go to look for her.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on November 21, 2007, 12:38:23 AM
Oh, let the bloody dog go - I didn't like it much anyway!

Granted!  Every time you go to her office, your boss is there - because she now lives there!  And she has installed a wall full of monitors that can even read what is on your computer screen!

I wish I had a million dollars...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 21, 2007, 12:53:42 AM
Argh!  No, I would die without Santharia to help me through work! And poor little puppy.

Granted!  A bank robber uses your garage as a hide away for his profits, but you can't spend the money or he'll send his rather butch mother to get you.

Edit:  I forgot to wish!

I wish I had a magic wishing well with sparkly water


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on November 21, 2007, 01:14:04 AM
Granted, the water is made up of shiny liquid razor blades so that when you drink it to get magic powers, it shreds your insides to a trillion pieces.

I wish I would die a horrible, messy death and leave billions to my three favorite people.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lursus Khrath on November 21, 2007, 01:21:08 AM
Granted. I follow you into a dark side-street and strike you sharply on the skull with a gavel. After relocating you to a remote location, I proceed to beat you about the feet with a studded paddle until you begin to beg for your life. If you do not do so, I place a small metal container filled with mice on your stomach, and with a lighter begin to heat the box until the mice have nowhere to go to escape the heat and begin to chew through your flesh - again until you beg. Near-drowning would follow this, but you have sense enough to give in. I end your life, and afterward remove your hands and feet cleanly, and leave them tied with rope aroud your neck so that your spirit cannot persue me and seek vengeance in the afterlife.

I also kill your three favorite people in the same way.

...

"I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it?!"


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on November 21, 2007, 01:33:24 AM
Granted! Your sandwich is made of turkey genitals, brown lettuce, stale mustard and moldy rye bread. Except that it looks fine because of the magic spell I cast on it so you begin to chow down. Then after you finish it I tell you what was on it and you vomit your lungs out and suffocate to death. XD

I wish that all the radio stations where I live would only play music I like. (Death metal, speed metal and eighties metal.) Also playing the sports of my four favorite NFL teams: Pittsburgh Steelers, Jacksonville Jaguars, Green Bay Packers and Dallas Cowboys. HA! Corrupt that


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on November 21, 2007, 06:55:43 AM
Wish Granted! Sadly you begin to have a hasty turn towards deafness. Once you can no longer listen to the things you wished for, it gets worse. All TV stations hold a massive protest against those particular sports teams ..... for the duration of your life.

I wish McDonalds would give out Vesk dolls with every happy meal.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 21, 2007, 08:19:26 AM
Your wish is my command! Except McDonald's gives you the gimped, beardless version. The gimped, beardless version that lies in a corner of your room till you're asleep, then animate with eyes that glow a blood-red, perching by your bedside and whispering into your ear while you sleep. Just whispering. Ceaselessly. Of all the dark things it would like to do to you.

Actually, while that's pretty corrupted, somehow I don't think that sounds particularly bad.

I wish I could write the greatest work of literature ever written.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Dorj Bluebark on November 21, 2007, 09:44:36 AM
Congratulations. You are catapulted twenty million years back in time and write "Help" on a cave wall somewhere. You have just written the most advanced (and the best) piece of writing ever, compared to ape-like humanoids. Have fun dying out, you're the only member of your species!

I wish I could have a piece of cheddar chese.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 21, 2007, 10:08:49 AM
Your wish is granted! You now hold in your hands a piece of cheddar cheese. From the future! A future where bovines have attained superlative intelligence, and built a glittering civilisation, covering planet after planet in lush greenery, using technology left behind by their curious bipedal masters who all departed one day for the Great Meadow in the Sky. Their thriving civilisation was founded on contemplation and mutual respect, and they ushered in a new Golden Age for the galaxy, one of abiding peace and unprecedented material comfort. Their founding tenets were of pacifism and mutual respect, and with all their energies diverted towards chewing cud (from the future!) and industry, they made leaps and bounds in all fields of study. Their pacifist nature however left them ill-prepared for the return of their masters... Having travelled far beyond the stars we know, humanity quickly degenerated into warring clans, strip-mining entire asteroid belts for the raw materials with which to wage endless war against each other. Finally, having degenerated to the point where they were no longer capable of operating most of the high technology they had developed, they reverted into a kind of second infancy. One in which acquisition of dairy products, a mythical (to them) foodstuff akin to ambrosia, took precedence over everything. They believed that if they could return to consuming the food of their racial youth, returning to the cradle of civilisation, so to speak, that they could in some way restore their lost innocence.

They were wrong. Roaring into the Solar System in jury-rigged deathtraps that were barely spaceworthy, they nonetheless possessed enough brute hostility and simian cunning to destroy all opposition they came across. World after peaceful world burned, methane-rich atmospheres fuelling the holocaust that scorched green fields barren. The cows were herded like the beasts they once had been, crammed into huge dairy ships, condemned to humiliating slavery, forced to give milk which the degenerate humans greedily consumed, both in its original liquid form and in the form of cheeses, butter, and yoghurt.

This Renaissance of dairy products did not, however, give rise to the new innocence humanity so desperately craved. Their immune systems had lost the ability to cope with the strain of processing these products, and they quickly died to the last man, writhing in the final throes of their cheese-poisoned death-spasms. The cows, while free of their tyrannical overlords, were still prisoners on the ships. The automated systems which oppressed them, confined them, and cruelly extracted milk from them continued operating long after its inventors had perished. Bereft of their mothers' milk, an entire generation of calves perished.

The tragedy proved too great for the gentle bovines. Their minds, without stimulation and industry, were already failing; coupled with the heartbreak of losing their future, many of them simply lay down and expired. The wails of the last remaining heifers echoed for a long time within the otherwise empty dairy hulks. The last heifer, named Rachel, sat amongst the bodies of her withered children, desperately attempting to squeeze milk from her wasted udders to their dead lips, to no avail. She died, heartbroken and insane, her tears curdling what milk had spilled from her, which in the bacteria-rich environment eventually became an intensely flavourful, mature cheddar.

After a hilarious turn of events involving aliens, a time machine, a banana, a dolphin, several jars of personal lubricant, and a slippery floor, the piece of cheese somehow was hurled through time and space, only to arrive in your hands.

You hold the last remaining product of a dead race, condemned to die in grisly fashions for the cheese-lust of your progeny. Its piquant, tangy flavour arises from the tears of the many heifers which mingled in the dust of that place. I hope you're happy.

I wish I wasn't so inclined to verbosity.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Bahran the big on November 21, 2007, 10:24:38 AM
Granted! But our world loses your brilliance. That last amazing post of yours is transcribed and passed down from generation to generation. However, upon learning that there is no more except hastily scrawled notes that make Hemingway seem like Tolkien, the world plunges into madness. They fight endlessly, looking for anything else written by the once great, the once verbose Torscha. Humanity ends, never able to read anything else from your masterful hands.

(Seriously though, I loved what you wrote.)

I wish we could populate Mars.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Dorj Bluebark on November 21, 2007, 10:28:19 AM
GRANTED! Mars is populated, with horrible, terrible zombies and demons who cannot spell! The information age has given rise to a generation with neither writing or language skills. The linguistic world as we know it plunges in to a dark age and no one can tell you what the little switch does. It's either the lights or the doomsday machine but 'dunt tuch it dude! we dun now!'

I wish MSN and AIM and YIM had never been invented.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 21, 2007, 10:53:07 AM
Wish granted! Everyone is using ICQ. The world goes on.

Thanks for the compliment, Bahran. That was... big of you.

I wish I were irresistible to women.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Khel on November 21, 2007, 12:27:04 PM
Tada! You are irresistable! However, you seem to only attract women who are unbearably dull and shallow, and you go absolutely crazy in their company.

I wish I wasn't bored out of my mind.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 21, 2007, 12:47:55 PM
Granted! You now have so many things to do so you are kept on your feet for the whole day. At night, you're tired, but you're unable to stop, so you keep rushing until you collaspe. And you never get up.

I wish that my alarm works perfectly.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Khel on November 21, 2007, 12:52:38 PM
Wish Granted! Your alarm is in perfect working order, the ring as crisp and clear as the day you plugged it in, or the day you acquired new batteries for it. Unfortunately, it rings every 27 minutes, day and night.

I wish I could read every book.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 21, 2007, 01:45:18 PM
Granted! After 150 years, living on sheer will, you have read every book. Unfortunately, new books keep coming out, and finally, one day, your will fails and you die without fufiling your dream of reading every book. Your anger at not reading every book causes you to turn into a ghost, and you are now doomed to roam the world, with the agony of not fufilling your life's ambition clearly in your mind, taunting you, until you go mad and kill everyone and everything, thus destroying the galaxy as we know it.

I wish that I could make the Great Escape.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 21, 2007, 01:56:22 PM
Granted! Using your nails, teeth, and a variety of ingenious tools secreted in improbable and unmentionable locations, you manage to dig yourself a tunnel! Neatly circumventing the barbed wire, sentry towers, guard patrols, and sniffer dogs, you burrow through the earth with all the frenzied determination of a wolverine who's smelled something fleshy and decomposing beneath the topsoil. Finally, angling yourself upwards, you break through the frost-crusted soil to emerge blinking into the blessed light of day. Above your head, the bright winter sunlight glints off the wrought-iron motto that decorates the door of your new home: ARBEIT MACHT FREI.

You knew you should have brought that compass along.

I wish to have cake. Moist, delicious cake.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 21, 2007, 02:09:05 PM
 :shocked:  Nice corruption.

Granted. It's your birthday, and you have the cake of your dreams in front of you. You make a wish, blow out the candles, and eagerly start to eat it up.You eat and eat and eat. Even after the cake is eaten, your stomach still seems empty. So you start eating everything is sight, trying to fill it up and at the same time searching for the cake of your dreams. In the end, you finally eat up the Milky Way and everything in it, effectivly making humans extinct.

I wish that everything was built to last.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 21, 2007, 02:14:43 PM
Why, thank you.

Wish granted! Entropy disappears from the universe; everything grinds down to a standstill. Atoms no longer divide, water no longer evaporates, energy no longer transmits itself through a medium, all chemical processes stop. The only forces acting on anything are magnetism and gravitic attraction. The universe becomes a cold, dead place full of rocks and ice moving around in nice predictable circles. I hope you're happy; the Auditors certainly are.

I wish to be as badass as Sam Spade. Multiplied by Chuck Norris to a factor of Batman.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 21, 2007, 02:46:48 PM
Granted. You're a serious badass, with fighting skills and really cool gadgets. Unfortunately, everyone else is too.

I wish that the Sandman would enter.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 21, 2007, 03:15:38 PM
Wish granted! The Sandman, in all his Gaiman-esque glory, is now in your room. Unfortunately, you happened to be having a particularly silly dream about the Kool-Aid guy at the time he does, so, compelled by the laws of dream physics, the Sandman screams out "OH YEAH!!! and smashes straight through the wall. The act of penetration reminds you of Freud, and you remember what Freud wrote about the original story of the Sandman.

So while you're blinking brick-dust from your sleep-weary eyes, he steals your eyes, obviously because he is a father figure and his stealing of your eyes is symbolic of the father figure depriving the child of sexual potency by frustrating his earliest subconscious desires of Oedipal union with the mother. The blinding is also reminiscent of Oedipus' voluntary self-mutilation at the denouement of the myth, suggesting that it is, in some way, self-inflicted, a kind of punishment unleashed by your subconscious because of desires that social constructs have taught you to repress.

I wish I was one of the characters in RENT.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 21, 2007, 03:25:10 PM
Sure. You're now Mimi, a HIV positive dancer who's also a druggie and a soprano. That speaks for itself.

I wish that stars had dust.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Khel on November 21, 2007, 06:39:25 PM
Granted! Stars have beautiful, fine powdery dust. When a shooting star occurs, the dust sparkles its way onto the surface of the earth and everything becomes resplendent and oh-so-pretty. Unfortunately, the dust is deadly to most humans, so whomsoever was outside during this occurance dies instantly. All whom were inside-soon-to-be outside will soon get the dust on their clothes and inevitably on their skin and develop puss-filled boils. These boils will sprout all over their bodies and burst all at once, blowing them to smithereens.

I wish I had more to do at night.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 21, 2007, 06:49:30 PM
Granted!  The festival suddenly becomes extremly busy, everyone wants replys now now now, and Alt and me have run away to leave you alone to answer everyone's questions.  You get no sleep at all and turn into a gibbering nervous reck of your former self :D

I wish I loved fruit and veg so that I wouldn't have to force myself to eat them.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 21, 2007, 06:53:12 PM
Granted. Your nights are filled with everything imaginable. On the flip side, however, your day has nothing.

Granted! You love fruits and vegs so mush, they're all you eat. You finally die of meat withdrawal.

I wish that I starred in a typical love story.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Khel on November 21, 2007, 06:55:42 PM
Granted! You went through the typical ups and downs and now you're married to Prince Charming! Unfortunately, your happy ending is ruined by the prologue, during which Prince leaves you.

Aw, I almost went on but I got sad. I didnt wanna corrupt that one.

I wish I had more blankets.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 21, 2007, 06:59:10 PM
Granted. Your gourgeous, well musled but slightly lost husband who you married when you were 18 discovers he is no longer in love with you and falls for a dark-haired beauty who he says is "the woman he has always been waiting for".  You are left with two children and a morgage.

Granted!  Unfortunatly my mum knitted them from pure wool and they are so itchy you can't sit still for more than 2 seconds.

I wish big juicy steaks were good for you.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 21, 2007, 07:06:23 PM
Granted. You have so many blankets, so much that they occupy every single square meter of your house. You sell everything to make room for them and after your blankie obsession fades away, you have no more money to buy anything back. You are now broke.

Granted. They are now healthy, but with every steak you eat, you automatically gain 0.5kg. Soon, you're the heaviest person on the planet. One day you jump and throw the earth off its orbit and cause the Ice Age.


I wish that in the end, I could see the shadow of the day.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Dorj Bluebark on November 21, 2007, 09:08:36 PM
Granted. As you're walking back from school/work/genericthingthatrequiresbeingoutside, the sun explodes. Eight minutes later, you see everything's shadow at once. And then you die. :D

(like the linkn park reference, even if not intended.)

I wish my local bookstore carried more Terry Pratchett.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 21, 2007, 09:11:35 PM
(Dorj, you need the sun to have a shadow ^.^)

Granted! They stock up on the first book, so that there's no more room in the shop for any other book.

I wish my teacher wouldn't give so much homework


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 21, 2007, 09:33:49 PM
Granted!  She gives out chocolate instead and you grow amazingly podgey on all the free sweets  :grin:

I wisheveryone spoke the same language.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Khel on November 22, 2007, 03:19:35 AM
Woohoo! Everyone speaks the same language! Unfortunately, you're the only one who can't understand it, and you're too old to learn it now. You've picked up on a couple words, but they seem to be only the most crude, offensive words in the language.

I wish I had a fireplace. Brrrr.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on November 22, 2007, 03:29:49 AM
Granted! Said the arsonist, after setting your house on fire.

I wish my room didn't cool down almost as fast as the hearth can heat it..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 22, 2007, 03:55:53 AM
Thermodynamics stop working. You are roasted alive in your room, ironically sharing the fate of the last person whose wish you granted. The inexplicable heat-retention ability of all forms of materials leads to the entire universe combusting.

I wish I had the power to stop time at will.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Petros Greenvale on November 22, 2007, 07:16:36 AM
Granted, unfortunatly as you try out your new found gift not everything goes to plan, instead of freezing the entire universe around you, you just helped Prince William gain the guiness record for longest time without moving.


I wish i Had a jigglypuff.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Khel on November 22, 2007, 09:48:09 AM
Granted! You acquire the cutest little pink jigglypuff to have and to hold! Unfortunately, the first time it goes to sleep you're blown halfway into outerspace, run out of oxygen and die. (Um.. Smash Bros reference, there.)

I wish my workplace wasn't so creepy.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 22, 2007, 10:11:22 AM
Wish granted! The dark corners disappear, the sterile stairwells are all painted over in happy colours, and instead of cheesy tubed music, your office is filled with the melodic laughter of children at play.

All the time.

Every minute of every day that you sit there, the children laugh.

And laugh.

And laugh.

You have to admit that your workplace has greatly improved... so why is it you find it difficult to go to sleep at night?

I wish I could choose to forego sleep indefinitely, with no debilitating effects on my sanity and/or health. TAKE THAT, WISH-CORRUPTING PEOPLE!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mathis Mallister on November 22, 2007, 10:19:34 AM
Granted. You never sleep again, and never have the dream that inspires you to write your epic series of novels, that would have made you a household name for generations to come. Tough luck, man.

I wish I would stop coughing  :crazy:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Khel on November 22, 2007, 10:21:59 AM
(that works disgustingly well.. I dislike children.)

Granted! You never have to sleep again and there are no side effects! In fact, there are no effects at all. You don't feel anything whatsoever.

Granted! You stop coughing indefinitely. Unfortunately the phlegm builds and builds and you choke to death on your own build up of saliva.. amongst other things.

I wish I had an espresso stand in my front yard. And it was free.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 22, 2007, 10:31:35 AM
Granted! It's right there, right now. Unfortunately, it's free not just to you, but to everyone. A free-for-all, if you get my drift. Your back yard is turned into a battlefield as gimp-suit-wearing midgets use boards with nails hammered through them to strike out at be-overall'd mechanics. An elite cadre of office suits ply briefcase and tie in a deadly dance of death. Somewhere out there, amidst the blood and viscera and screams of the dead and dying, is your expresso.

Are you man enough to go get it?

I wish for more wishes.

(BTW Mallister, that was a low blow!)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Dorj Bluebark on November 22, 2007, 10:32:57 AM
Granted! You now have another wish. Unforunatly someone steals it from you whilst you try to formulate another wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Khel on November 22, 2007, 10:48:42 AM
I'll die for that espresso.

Hey, you forgot to wish.

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted, only granted!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 22, 2007, 05:55:30 PM
Granted! You now possess everything you have ever dreamed for and never have to work and have servants to do everything for you. There is no point striving for anything as you can simply wish for it.  Isn’t life boring.

I wish for a fish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Dorj Bluebark on November 22, 2007, 09:03:11 PM
A fish falls out of a passing (crashing) cargo plane. It is frozen by the icy temperatures of the stratosphere. It wholops you on the head as you are about your daily business, killing you. And it's none too fresh either.

I wish to be the king of the world. (if anyone decides to steal inspiration, you get a cupcake.)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 22, 2007, 09:13:54 PM
Granted!  You are the King of the World!  Unfortunatley its a new world you were magically transported to by an evil fairy and consists of nothing but small yappy dogs and mad raging hobbits, neither of which pay any attention to your authority.

I wish I could solve global warming


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aurora Damall on November 22, 2007, 10:32:08 PM
Granted! The problem of global warming is solved. Now the world is sent into an eternal ice age killing all but you and Al Gore. Now you both live in a small igloo together, where he starts his new campaign to force you out in the cold.

I wish for a delicious Mint White Choclate Frappachuino!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 22, 2007, 10:54:14 PM
Granted!  Unfortunatley you are suddenly lactose intolerant so are very very ill and oozy in unpleasent ways  :undecided:

I wish tea did not stain the mug.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aurora Damall on November 22, 2007, 11:05:30 PM
Granted! Your tea does not stain the mug, however now everything else does.

I wish all Bush will end his term sooner.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 22, 2007, 11:36:18 PM
Bush is impeached for performing scandalous sex acts on a pretzel. The vast sea of the great unwashed in America, completely unphased, go on to elect an even bigger nutjob to the position of "most powerful man in the world"; he immediately caves into a number of pressure groups and outlaws: 1) walking on the right side of the road, 2) Chinese people, 3) Fridays. Way to go, America.

I wish to be the Pope. As in, made the Pope, not suddenly polymorphed into Benedict.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aurora Damall on November 23, 2007, 10:32:20 PM
Granted! You are crowned the pope, however you are soon fired by a angry nun who liked the old pope better. She said you harassed her. :jawdrop:

I wish I could fly!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 23, 2007, 10:42:46 PM
Torsha!  I am shocked!  :lol:

Granted!  However you are unable to steer whilst flying and crash into an inconvienient house, not only killing yourself but leaving some rather nasty stains as well.

I wish I could turn forward time so that it was the end of the day and I could go home.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 24, 2007, 12:11:00 AM
That wasn't what she said when she came to me for confession.

Granted! You fast forward time. Everything happens at super speeds around you, and before you know it, you find yourself at home. Unfortunately you were completely oblivious to the nice, bespectacled, extremely hunky young man who came up to ask you out, as your serene visage in the midst of the heat of the day had forever captured his heart. Now he will go through life forever lamenting not having been able to capture yours. I hope you're happy.
 
I wish I could read womens' minds.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 24, 2007, 12:20:37 AM
Yeah but he would have seen my bad hair day.  Must buy shampoo.

Granted! Now you are able to see into the constant paranoia which is a woman's mind.  Worried thoughts haunt your conciousness daily and you begin to wonder if you shouldn't be concerned about these things yourself.  You begin to wear clothes and makeup which hide the faults no-one else can see and buy a mirrored cupboard so that you can be sure your bum does not look big in whatever you are wearing.  You have to spend 10 times as long shopping to make sure you are completely happy with your purchases but still whenever you get them home you decide you don't like them after all.

I wish I could read men's minds.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 24, 2007, 12:28:25 AM
Granted! ... You don't see anything...  :lol:

I wish for something nice to eat without making me fat


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 24, 2007, 12:32:18 AM
Hehe

Granted! Here is one grain of sugar.  :grin:

I wish I had a cute, gentlemanly boyfriend.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 24, 2007, 02:57:41 AM
Granted! you're now my girlfriend.

I wish I was a better boyfriend.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 24, 2007, 03:01:27 AM
(Lol, Torscha, we'll be the judge of that... Go post a picture in the 'What Santharians look like' thread!)

Granted! You become so nice and perfect that your girlfriend soon grows tired of you because there's nothing left she can change. She breaks up with you within a few days.

I wish I could actually get myself to do some sport so that I wouldn't be so tired all the time.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 24, 2007, 06:02:00 AM
Granted! http://www.santharia.com/adv/index.php/topic,4704.msg220823/topicseen.html#new (http://www.santharia.com/adv/index.php/topic,4704.msg220823/topicseen.html#new)

Whoops, fulfilled wrong wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 27, 2007, 05:26:03 AM
*pokes Torscha*

You didn't wish for something new either.
So I will.

I wish my translation was all done. And done well. Without it involving my imminent death or lock-up in an asylum.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 27, 2007, 05:53:22 AM
*cuddles sexy new boyfriend*

Granted!  Your translation is now done, but I did it and I only speak pideon dutch, so you get a really bad mark and have to work extra hard on all the rest for the whole year!

I wish I had an infinate amount of muse.  Infinate!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on November 27, 2007, 08:51:40 AM
Granted! You have an unlimited amount of muse!

But nobody else in the asylum appreciates it...

I wish I had an iPhone...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Khel on November 27, 2007, 10:53:02 AM
Granted! You now have an iphone. You can do all this cool stuff and you dont need a computer or an mp3 player or any of that stuff anymore! However, it costs so much money to pay for the plan every month, and even the phone itself cost so much you can't seem to pay any other bills. You lose your house and vehicle and can't go to school! Oh, man.

I wish it were fall again.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 27, 2007, 11:01:11 AM
Granted. It's fall. Your favourite season. Unfortunately, it's fall everywhere else too. Forever. Soon, everyone realises that it's you who wished that it be fall, and they turn into an angry mod who burn your house down and throw you into the river for being a witch. You drown.

I wish that I had no holiday homework.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 27, 2007, 09:04:39 PM
(Rookie: I specifically stated 'done well' ^.^)

Granted! You don't have any homework. Over the holidays, you forget everything the teacher tried to teach you, so that after the holidays you have to start in the first grade again.

I wish I felt a bit happier.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 27, 2007, 09:11:11 PM
(Gah must have missed that, I only saw the insylum and death part)

Granted!  You are now extremely happy and chirpy to the point where you annoy everyone around you.  Everyone gets really ticked off and avoids you, leaving you happy but alone with noone to talk to.

I wish planes were cheaper.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 27, 2007, 09:21:21 PM
Granted! The planes are so cheap that everyone takes them. Soon there's so much kerosine in the air that the whole environment is polluted beyond repair. Natural disasters sweep over the earth, killing most of the people. The remainder kills each other over what little healthy food there is left. Happy now?

I still wish my translation was done, done WELL (;)) and without it resulting in my imminent death or stay in the asylum.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 27, 2007, 10:42:15 PM
A beautiful fairy swoops down and does your translation for you, brilliantly, perfectly, with not a single fault or slip.  Unfortunately the fairy was actually your teacher in disguise, who tells you off for cheating and gives you a 0 anyway.

I wish we could all teleport ourselves whereever we wanted to be, saving time, money and the world from climate change.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on November 27, 2007, 11:37:16 PM
Granted! Privacy becomes a huge issue, with sweaty, perverted adolescent boys teleporting themselves into the bathrooms of hot and sexy young things. Immigration spirals out of control, with everyone with an appreciation of a literate and tolerant society teleporting themselves into Canada. Banks are hit hard as ne'er-do-wells teleport themselves in and out of bank vaults. Transport industries crash, leaving millions unemployed – these hit the streets as teleporting thugs, using their abilities to rob, intimidate, and murder for money. On the bright side, nuclear technology immediately becomes obsolete as every government teleports agents into every other government's missile silos and kills all the engineers working there. Due to fear and paranoid, everyone is forced to teleport all the time; no one dares stay in any one place for more than a couple of heartbeats. Congratulations: you've created a race forever on the run from itself.

I wish I could shapeshift.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 28, 2007, 12:19:10 AM
:lol:

Granted!  You can shapeshift into a small beetle.  Watch out for that.....oh dear someone stepped on you :P

I wish people could just use computers or paper instead of using both and claiming they are "saving paperwork", whilst typing everthing from the paper onto the screen.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Yurie Yileen on November 28, 2007, 03:25:09 AM
Okay, granted!

Now every piece of information is only put onto computer.

Unfortunately, a global computer virus destroys all of the world's information and the planet descends into anarchy.

This anarchic state gives birth to widespread war and the eventual extinction of humanity.

Chimpanzees then take over and re invent paper.  After a period of time, one chimp called George Bush, (named after one of his distant ancestors), re invents the computer, and the practice of using both paper and electronic forms of data storage is revived.

Phew!

Hmm...I wish that the pictures in cookery books were edible and tasted like the food that they portrayed.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 28, 2007, 10:11:16 PM
Granted!  Unfortunately they cost about 10 times as much too, so no one buys them and cooking slowly goes downhill, until there is nothing but Mc Donalds and Kentucky Fired Chicken left  :shocked:

I wish I knew how to structure a decent arguement.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 29, 2007, 10:40:14 PM
Granted! Your arguments are now out of this world, and you have convinced everyone to see things from your point of view. Now everyone thinks like you, talks like you, and want to be you. Rookie wannabes pop out everywhere, and uniqueness is nonexistent. Congratulations. You have purged all creativity from this world.

I wish that the meaning of life was obvious to all.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 29, 2007, 10:43:38 PM
Granted! Knowing the meaning of life causes people to stop trying to find it. The drive behind everything falls away, and the world spirals down into chaos. But the meaning of life is clear...

I wish I could go home.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on November 29, 2007, 10:46:50 PM
Granted!  You can go home!  But you miss your last class, and they had a test.  This gives you a bad grade and you fail the class.

I wish I could get a good night's sleep!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Khel on November 30, 2007, 05:34:14 AM
Granted! You get a super amazing night's sleep and you're so well rested you don't sleep for an entire week! Unfortunately, no matter how good you feel, your body doesn't really like that and you begin to weaken and all that other non-fun stuff that comes with fatigue.

I wish I didn't spend money so easily.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on November 30, 2007, 08:45:43 AM
Granted. You're now so concerned about everything cent you spend, you actually go slightly insane once you've spent any amount of money. One day, your parents use your money and buy a computer for themselves, and you go crazy from the expenditure.

I wish that it was easier to run. And that papercuts never existed.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on November 30, 2007, 08:25:21 PM
Hey thats two wishes!  Oh well lets see if I can corrupt them both in one fell swoop.  Ahah!  :idea:

Granted! The air is now 100% oxygen, making any kind of activity far less work. However paper and all other easily flamable materials are banned as the slightest spark could set them off.  This eliminates paper cuts, but the world's knowledge disappears as books, documents and letters also fall under this ban.  Houses burn down much easier, and the fire service cannot cope with the pressure.  People die, buildings are lost quicker than they can be replaced and everyone decides to move out of buildings and goes to live in swamps instead. 

Edit:  Oh I forgot, all the plants die too because they need Carbon Dioxide, so you starve anyway.

Happy?

I wish everywhere was fertile and good for growing stuff and remained that way forever.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on November 30, 2007, 08:39:50 PM
Granted! Within months, the world is one big jungle, overgrown with all kinds of plants. There's only one person happy with this development - a certain Mira...

I wish my sleep had actually been refreshing.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shansi on December 01, 2007, 01:41:41 AM
Granted! But you found out that you enjoyed your sleep too much that you overslept and missed a couple of things to be done. NOw your cramming to get those things done...

I wish that I could get my work done already...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on December 01, 2007, 08:52:49 PM
Granted. Your work is done, so you go for a 5min break., or what you think is a five min break. When you come back, you find out that you've actually been gone for 3 years! A mountain of work waits for you, and you spend the rest of your life trying to finish them all while still completing recent works.

I wish that I could light up the sky.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shansi on December 01, 2007, 09:20:27 PM
Granted! You were given a magic ball of light that let you light up the sky. Unfortunately you were to close to the sky when it lit up so you are now blind.

I wish I could sleep tonight and feel refresh tomorrow!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on December 01, 2007, 09:26:11 PM
Granted. Your body does what it was orignally supposed to do, go to sleep, and feel refreshed. But you get too hyper the next day while you're at a hiking expedition, and in your mind, you think you can fly, so you jump off the cliff. The next day, the headlines scream, "Local nutcase thinks that he's a eagle, but is more like the dodo, unable to fly, and EXTINCT!"

I wish that Britney Spears would just freaking wake up and be a good parent.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on December 02, 2007, 12:12:16 AM
Granted! Britney decides to become a good parent, unfortunately in order to do so, she moves in with you. The constant flashing of paparazzi cameras at your window during all hours of the night destroys any hope you had of a private life. Your sanity slowly begins to slip and you awake one day to find you have become a clone of Britney's previous lifestyle. K-Fed included.

I wish I had one tenth of Khel and Noxxie's energy, so I could accomplish all my belated posts.

 


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on December 02, 2007, 12:17:16 AM
NOOOO~ *falls into a pit of despair at the prospect of Britney moving in*

Granted! You have 1/10 of Nox's and Khel's energy each, which equals to pretty much unlimited energy. You answer all your posts, then become absolutely bored because you have nothing to do, and everyone else is so slow in answering. You then find another PbP site while surfing and quit Santharia for that. We'll miss you.

I wish that I was in a Breakfast Club.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on December 02, 2007, 12:26:16 AM
Granted! Unfortunately for you the "Breakfast Club" you join happens to be a group of senior citizens. You spend the rest of your days sitting around a table with a cup of tea, knitting and looking over black and white photos of days long since gone.

I wish Seh'nara would post in Twilight.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on December 02, 2007, 12:32:31 AM
Ahahaha! I shall! Except because my stupid internet went funky, it reposted the same post over and over again until the whole server crashed, and Santharia is no more! :evil:

Edit: No, I'm not going to let that be corrupted. What was I thinking?  :fish:

I wish that my high school had a musical.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on December 02, 2007, 12:41:54 AM
Granted! Your High School musical is a custom blend of spoons and underwater basket weaving. With your extreme amount of luck you land the starring role. You get to play the spoons while weaving a basket with your toes. The bliss comes from the abundant amount of video taken from the monumental event, which is broadcast on every station and in every language of the world. Your stardom is assured.  :)

I wish that my cooking was edible by sentient creatures.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on December 02, 2007, 12:44:05 AM
Granted! Your cooking is edible by anyone, but it don't mean it's tasty.

I wish that I could dance into the night.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on December 02, 2007, 11:49:48 AM
Granted! You're bitten by a vampire, and can only dance at night, and in the wee early hours of the morning. Unfortunatly, someone turns on UV strobe lights while you're dancing and they shine on you, reducing you to a pile of ash. And they say you don't need sunscreen at night.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on December 02, 2007, 02:41:42 PM
Seeing as you forgot to wish, I shall.

I wish that I could fly to the stars without being harmed and participate in a war there without dying nor getting hurt.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on December 02, 2007, 02:43:46 PM
Granted! The war ends with the annihilation of everyone involved but you. Without the technology to return home you are stuck in the endless void of space in your immortal state.

I wish Vesk would make a wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on December 03, 2007, 04:29:02 AM
Granted! But he makes the stupidest wish you ever heard in your life so you hunt him down and murder him in the most vile way you can think of.

I wish to possess all the powers of the following comic characters: Juggernaut, Spider-Man, Thor, Sentry and Ares. (All from Marvel)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 17, 2008, 10:17:01 PM
granted, but they are really annoying and they use all their powers to rid the world of everything you love.
 I wish people would appreciate me


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Bard Judith on January 18, 2008, 12:10:12 AM
But of course!  You are greatly appreciated by college sophomores for your ability to be excessively and entertainingly flatulent at inappropriate times....

I wish I could lose weight....    :rolleyes:



Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on January 18, 2008, 12:33:52 AM
Granted!  You catch Mira's throat infection which is both painful and contagious.  You can't go out, can't speak, but you can't eat either so you do loose weight.

I wish I wasn't so darn emotional at the moment :P.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on January 18, 2008, 03:50:55 AM
Granted! But instead you never feel any emotions again in your life and hold nothing but disdain for all of humanity to ultimately die alone in the woods as "the crazy cat lady."

I wish to be a billionare.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 18, 2008, 09:04:15 AM
granted, but the money is from your great uncle fifteen times removed harry.
Hin seventeenth cousin twice removed inherits the money .00000000000001 seconds after you get it.
I wish someone knew what running hills was.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on January 18, 2008, 04:18:49 PM
cross country running???


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on January 18, 2008, 04:25:28 PM
Granted! Now everyone but you knows what running hills is, and nobody will tell you.

I wish my exams were over.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on January 18, 2008, 04:29:10 PM
They are over... until tomorrow, when they start over again, repeating daily till the end of time....

I wish I had more time to paint and do pottery...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on January 18, 2008, 04:37:54 PM
Granted! Your church no longer wants your services, the coffee shop fires you and your school kicks you out. Now you have all the time in the world to paint and do pottery!

I wish I knew all these phrases that I have to learn by heart.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on January 18, 2008, 07:06:37 PM
Granted!  You can remember all the phrases off by heart...but the pressure on your brain causes you to forget everything else, including why you learnt them in the first place.  You end up a gibbering wreck, in, guess where?  A mental institutaion!  :evil:

I wish I didn't have to work today and could go and sit out in the sun.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on January 18, 2008, 08:12:47 PM
Granted! You don't have to go to work today! You get to sit out in the sun as long as you want and just lounge about. However, at the end of the day your boss calls you and you get fired! You also have a sunburn! Not only do you lose your job. You blow all your money in the next four months trying to find a new job without any success and become a bum living on the street. Because of such you get to lay in the sun all day every day. Congratulations! Now for the icing on the cake: not only are you a penniless bum living in a box behind some grocery store, you have skin cancer from too much sun exposure and you still have a sunburn.

I wish I had a boyfriend!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Maloc Reign on January 18, 2008, 09:13:52 PM
Granted, he's everything you ever wanted in a boyfriend, but you soon realize that he has Chronic Schizophrenia and he's with another female every other day due to his split personality.


I wish that what ever i wish for could never get corrupted.
 Which means i wish for a bag of Doritos that never go empty


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on January 18, 2008, 09:24:32 PM
Pfft, that's two wishes, so you get the rules book thrown at you.

I wish sun rays were actually good for you.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Maloc Reign on January 18, 2008, 09:38:30 PM
*You made more than one wish... :buck:*
 Granted, Scientists had your DNA re-arranged so that Sun rays are good for you, but unfortunately for some odd reason they put a rule book into your stomach and you died.


I wish that red would be blue.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on January 18, 2008, 09:50:30 PM
(They were connected wishes - the wish was actually that I didn't have to go to work today so that I could sit in the sun instead.  Muhahahaha.)

Granted.  You are now colour blind  :grin:

I wish for a fishy on a little dishy.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Maloc Reign on January 18, 2008, 09:58:00 PM
*Cleaver*

Granted, * :fish: * since sharks are considered fish I'll use this opportunity to let you know that he just ate you.


I wish one single celled organism would die and have no everlasting/corrupting effect on me at all.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on January 18, 2008, 10:16:05 PM
Granted.  Unforuntely it was the first ever single celled organism from 30 billion years ago.  Its death doesn't have any lasting effect on you specifically because you were never born, your species never evolved - you were never even considered possible by the complete nothing which now represents the earth's life.

I wish this chair was more comfortable.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Maloc Reign on January 18, 2008, 10:26:10 PM
Granted, it becomes so comfortable you fall asleep it you die somehow, all i know is it had to do with a rule book.

I wish for a dismal freckle and my small toe.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Garrin Malhavik on January 19, 2008, 02:18:42 AM
Granted! Your small toe has a life, mind and soul of its own and runs away from you to start a successful grocery store chain. Your dismal freckle turns out to be a mutant life form symbiote that alters your body chemistry and DNA to exactly match that of a dog's heartworm.

I wish to have all the knowledge contained on the Internet.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on January 21, 2008, 10:25:53 AM
Granted! ... Sadly, less then two point five seconds after you contain all the knowledge on the internet you scratch your eyes out, cut off your tongue, and castrate yourself from all the horrid porn sites that are now stuck in your head. Five point eight seconds after that, your head explodes.

I wish I had an abundance of warm, yummy chocolate chip cookies.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ryn on January 22, 2008, 05:32:16 AM
Granted!...Unfortunatly u have so much cookies that you drown in your own house and die.

I wish I could find a girlfriend


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 23, 2008, 11:01:29 AM
Granted, but then a giant vending machine appears above her and squishes her. Her parents have you put on death row because they own the universe, and then you die.

I wish that magic existed


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on January 23, 2008, 12:37:49 PM
Granted. You are killed by a stray fireball.

I wish that I ruled the world!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Pikel Thunderstone on January 23, 2008, 12:41:31 PM
Granted. Now you're in charge of a world full of war, strife, starvation, bigotry, close mindedness, sexism, rascism, hatred in general, and of course, the Irish. Good luck with that Headache.

I wish I hads me a sammich



Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 23, 2008, 02:19:29 PM
(Hey! There is nothing wrong with the Irish! *huffs*)

Granted. It's the most deformed, disgusting, dirty, foul, cruddy sammich you have ever had the displeasure of having. You eat it and implode.

I wish I had long hair.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on January 23, 2008, 02:24:30 PM
Granted! Your hair begins to grow, growing incessantly, each passing moment bringing a new inch. It grows past your feet in only moments and soon flows onto the floor and out the window, only to keep growing as it goes down the street.

Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your hair...

I wish I had the life of a fairy tale character.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 23, 2008, 02:26:58 PM
Granted. You die an untimely and horrid death.

I wish I were beautiful and that everyone in the entire world agreed with me that I was, in fact, beautiful.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on January 23, 2008, 02:30:21 PM
Granted, everyone in the world now agrees that you're beautiful, which they should have in the first place.

I wish I could steal Altario's singing voice.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 23, 2008, 02:44:44 PM
Granted. You steal Altario's beautiful singing voice. You get a throat infection three weeks later and lose your voice forever.

I wish I could sing.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on January 23, 2008, 02:49:59 PM
Granted, after I lose my voice, Altario's singing voice passes to you. You now sing in a beautiful baritone and serenade Twen with it.

I wish I could dance with anything that resembled style.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 23, 2008, 02:53:36 PM
Granted. You break dance awesomely. You however clumsily fall down a stair case and shatter your legs and have to have them amputated.

I wish I were 5'6".


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on January 24, 2008, 01:03:40 AM
You grow to 5'6" unfortunatly, everyone else is now the size of hobbits and you are eternally banging your head (and other extremities) on bits and pieces of their houses.

I wish a had a cat of my very own.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:15:55 AM
Granted. You get your cat. Unfortunately it's a very much undomesticated tiger.. and it happens to hate you intensely. It rips you to shreds, rendering you immobile but still alive at which point the large cat begins eating you. Sorry.

I wish I would be cute forever!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kali Rae on January 24, 2008, 02:53:06 AM
Granted!  You are now a cuddly teddy bear for all eternity.

I wish I could travel anywhere at the blink of an eye.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on January 24, 2008, 04:22:46 AM
Granted! Unfortunatly, you are no longer able to blink, or wink either of your eyes. You also can't gain any sleep as a result and your eyes eventually shrivel up and fall out.

I wish I could give someone else a wish... really. I'm terrible at wishing for things.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kali Rae on January 24, 2008, 04:26:07 AM
Granted!  You are now a genie.  PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER!... itty bitty living space.

I wish for a polishing rag so I can shine up this lamp I just found...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on January 24, 2008, 05:57:43 AM
Congratulations, however your polish rag is covered in corrosive substances and not only eats away at you hand, but also at the lamp, setting loose a horrible...grasshopper that had been living inside of it.

I wish for a piece of paper.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on January 24, 2008, 05:59:08 AM
Granted. You're handed a piece of paper, upon which you get a paper cut.

I wish I knew how to play hard to get.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vincent Varkatzas on January 24, 2008, 07:00:55 AM
Granted. I teach you the ways of the kiwi. When you come to use these ways you realize you forgot the crucial ingredient- the accent. This leads you to fail miserably.

I wish I knew what life would be like without the accent.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 07:32:54 AM
(Baaahahahahahahaha! The ways of the kiwi! XD!! Vinnie... Vinnie! You are the Greatest.. Ever.)

Granted. It's so horrible that you commit suicide not even ten hours into the experience.

I wish I had an Irish accent.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Morcaanan on January 24, 2008, 08:40:37 AM
Granted. You make the mistake of attending a festival where a group of Scots are playing bagpipes and are clobbered, for everyone knows it takes a Scot to play the pipes.

I wish I could study for longer hours.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 08:54:17 AM
Sounds yummy, Morc ;)

Granted. It's now the only thing you do. You die of dehydration.

I wish I had more fashionable clothing.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 24, 2008, 09:08:18 AM
Granted, but you see someone who has the most fashionable clothes in the Universe. You tear up your fashionable clothes in anger and you have no more clothes.

I wish that I could meet friendly aliens that aren't destroyed by me or any other aliens and that They are peaceful.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 11:51:06 AM
Granted. They're so peaceful that they simply vegetate all the time. Woo... what a  wonderful discovery?

I wish nudity wasn't illegal.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:12:45 PM
Granted! You build a house on one of those nude beaches. The next day, the house gets swept away by a typhoon with you inside, killing you instantly.

I wish for beans.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:18:09 PM
Granted. You now have an endless supply of old, moldy beans.

I wish for clarity.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:19:46 PM
Granted. You now see everything so clearly, you can even see the atoms in each object and the air. Soon, you gouge out your eyeballs in an attempt to rid yourself of the images.

I wish for rain.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:23:23 PM
Granted. It floods. You drown.

I wish for love.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:24:45 PM
Granted. You love, and you lost. Forever.

I wish for combs. Honeycombs.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:25:45 PM
Granted. Honeycombs complete with it's very own swarm of very confused yet angry bees. They sting you to death.

I wish for a magical flying carpet.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:27:38 PM
Granted. Uncoftunately, you can't control you carpet, and it's evil. It drops you from the air, killing you.

I wish for paper.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:28:52 PM
Granted. Your room is now filled to the brim with paper. You have to sleep out on the couch and your room is now home to many many disgusting, paper loving bugs.

I wish for a light bulb


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:30:01 PM
Granted. You are now a light bulb. Hanging from the ceiling, lighting everyone' s path... in the asylum, that is.

I wish for a car.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:32:20 PM
Granted. Your parents accidentally run you over with the car that they just bought for you. You're dead.

I wish for faster internet.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:34:51 PM
Granted. You now have the fastest internet there is. Unfortunately, it's so fast that you can do nothing with it until the world catches up with your technology.

I wish for a bigger bed.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:35:55 PM
Granted. Your entire room is a bed. You never get up, grow morbidly obese and die.

I wish for new flip flops.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:38:32 PM
Granted. You get new flippies, but for some unknown reason, they stick onto your feet for your life. You're unable to take them off, and you sue the flip flop company. They win the case, and now you're poor, with nothing but a pair of flip flops.

I wish for wishes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:40:26 PM
Granted. You are now a genie doomed for all eternity to grant everyone else's hopes and dreams to the fullest while spending forever trapped in a cruddy bright orange bottle. Plus... your little genie uniform is totally the *wrong* color for your skin.

I wish for money


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:41:56 PM
Granted. You're now rolling in money. Now everyone wants to be your friend, and you aren't sure if it's for your money or yourself. You die a lonely spinster.

I wish for a bathtub.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:43:21 PM
Granted. Your bathtub has tubgirl hanging out in it when you walk in. You die of shock.

I wish for bubbles.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:45:06 PM
Granted. You're a bubble, destined to pop in less than a second. You pop, leaving nothing but air and soap.

I wish for komodo dragons. Nice, obedient ones.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:47:28 PM
Granted. They die of a disease with in the first week, which then infects you. You die an untimely death.

I wish I were an invincible, immortal komodo dragon!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:49:14 PM
Granted. You're now a painting on the wall.

I wish for a vending machine!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:50:34 PM
Granted. A vending machine falls on  your head. Crushing you.

I wish for Mathis!?


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 01:53:02 PM
Granted. You see Mathis with his two brothers coming up the street in all their glory. Unfortunately, an anvil drops on your head before you can enjoy their delightful company.

I wish for markers. Blue and black ones. With Hello Kittys on them.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 01:54:14 PM
Granted. The fumes kill you.

I wish for... Gundioc?


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 02:00:27 PM
Granted. You get nothing more than a badly drawn picture of him.

I wish for an eclipse.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 02:02:02 PM
Granted. But you missed it cause you fell asleep. You are left feeling very dissatisfied.

I wish for fish!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 02:05:32 PM
Granted. You get fishy sticks that stink up your house, causing you rot be a hermit.

I wish for the Capn's Guide to the Fishy Stick.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mathis Mallister on January 24, 2008, 02:30:50 PM
You find a copy of this rare book in the sand by the beach, but it is missing every page but the last. It reads:

"... And so that's where you will find the legendary sword of the Scarlet Highlord, Ashbringer.
Ain't it amazin' what you run into in an ordinary day of fishin'?"



I wish for a control tower from which I can seek out outer space aliens.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 24, 2008, 02:35:41 PM
Granted. You get your control tower and discover some outer space aliens. However, your control tower happens to be a toilet paper fort that you made in your bathroom and your "outer space aliens" are actually just the other occupants of the household in which you live (i.e. your dog, mom, dad, cat, brother, sister)

I wish for world domination.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mathis Mallister on January 24, 2008, 02:42:41 PM
Granted, but your wardrobe peons make a serious mistake in designing your super villain costume. You can't show up in leather bondage gear in order to instill fear into the hearts of the weak ones that follow you, mainly because they'll laugh at you for looking like Rob Halford. If they don't know who Rob Halford is you can kill them, but still, bondage leather is a really poor idea to use for when you decide that you've had it with people and that you want to lead them all. But hey, you have to explain that to them, not me.



I wish for a guide to how you achieved world domination.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on January 24, 2008, 04:51:57 PM
Granted. You receive the guide from me but when you open it you find something completely different from what you were expecting. Inside are five very steamy playboy magazines and, in the very back, a diagram of how to get dressed every morning along with a list of groceries. Thinking that the book's contents have been replaced with this supposed nonsense, you angrily throw the book into your fire place where it burns and all the knowledge of how to easily, quickly, painlessly, and successfully dominate the world is lost to you.


I really wish that Twen or Altario or Simonne or Laoise would post in Frozen Darkness very, very soon.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on January 24, 2008, 08:08:50 PM
Granted! However, by pressing us into posting, the quality of writing is far below par... In fact, each of us only writes one sentence in our attempt at posting very, very soon.

I wish... I wish... for nothing? :P


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 08:31:02 PM
Granted.

I wish for something.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on January 24, 2008, 09:16:31 PM
Granted.  You get that word there, spoken beatuifully by your's truely.  How lucky you should feel.

I wish I hadn't eaten quite so much at lunch :buck:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 09:29:38 PM
Granted. You puke it allllll up.

I wish for fireballs on every animal besides me and my loved ones.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on January 24, 2008, 09:47:53 PM
Granted.  Every animal dies out, leaving you and your loved ones alone with no knowledge of how to grow crops and no other way of feeding yourselves.  Most of you starve to death and within a couple of generations the human race is so interbred that they all turn mad and die out.

I wish I could always wake up in a brilliant bright, mood.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 10:05:31 PM
Granted. You're so happy every morn, that you become seriously hyper, forcing the athuorities to lock you up because of your "bright lights allll over!!" catchphrase. Now, your room is padded white, and your clothing are curiously restrictive.

I wish for computers. Pink ones. With bows on the top.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on January 24, 2008, 10:33:55 PM
Lots of pink computers with bows on top dance before your very eyes, tantilisingly lurid and new. Have you been on the whiskey again Seh!!

I wish I could read a german dictionary and remember everything that was in there off by heart.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fox on January 24, 2008, 10:47:33 PM
Granted. You remember all of the words but completely forget English. In addition, you only know German words but not sentence structure, punctuation, conjugation, etc, so you can only spout out random words as if you were crazy.

I wish I didn't have to go to my classes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Seh'nara Celebrindal on January 24, 2008, 11:04:16 PM
Granted. You pon all your classes, and you ultimately fail in school, dooming your future.

I wish for Mario.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on January 25, 2008, 01:51:15 AM
A giant green pipe sudenly bursts out of your PC screen, and shoots an 8-Bit italian plumber at you. Are you happy now?

I wish for complete silence.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on January 25, 2008, 02:02:24 AM
Granted. You're now deaf.

I wish my hair would always do what I wanted to without taking effort.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on January 25, 2008, 06:00:31 AM
Granted. Your hair now obeys your every command, to the point that it possesses a mind of its own. Tiring of your incessant commands, it beheads you in your sleep and leaves to live a life of its own, dragging your dismembered head all the way.

I wish for complete control over how fast my hair grows, wanting that on my head to grow faster and that on my cheeks to not grow quite so fast.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on January 25, 2008, 06:31:24 AM
Granted!  You can control how fast your hair grows, but unfortunatly you don't quite know how to control this new power and end up with random spurts of hair all over your body.  It's an interesting look.

I wish IRC would let me back on again *sob*


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on January 25, 2008, 10:25:09 AM
Congratulations. You can now connect to the IRC. Except no one is ever on to talk to you.

I wish I didn't have to study so much. (and not drop out of school or fail my classes)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on January 25, 2008, 11:32:39 PM
Granted. Studying is banned in your school. Any students caught studying are expelled on sight. But the tests become ten times harder, to weed out the weaklings.

I wish I didn't feel so sick.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tuskan on January 25, 2008, 11:39:21 PM
Granted. You throw up and feel much better.

I wish for the best burger in the world


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on January 26, 2008, 08:05:05 AM
Granted. However, "best" is subjective and thus changes from person to person. You happen to be standing next to a person that particularly fancies roaches and squid on their burgers. You receive their version of the best burger in the world. Have fun eating *that*.

I wish I had more shoes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ryn on January 27, 2008, 01:08:53 AM
Granted...You suddenly have more shoes than you could every want, but they are 6 sizes to small so you cant wear them.

I wish I was a superhero


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Torscha on January 27, 2008, 01:17:46 AM
Granted! You are bitten by a radioactive sheep, and develop amazing sheep-like powers, including the ability to uncannily blend into the crowd by mimicking the actions of others, and growing at will a coat of white fluffy fleece that keeps you warm in all but the most inclement of weathers!

I wish I had a bunny.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tuskan on January 27, 2008, 01:35:23 AM
Granted.  You have the werebunny from Wallace and Gromit, who savages all your preciously grown vegetables.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of fruit juice mmmmmm


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Eléyr Fásamár on January 27, 2008, 04:58:56 AM
Granted. Fruit juice begins raining down from the sky. The world is flooded, and everyone blames you for all the deaths. You nearly drown, but thankfully you remembered your swimming lessons from past childhood. Now you are in the hospital for inhaling to much fruit juice, and are labled as 'critical condition.'

I wish that I was allowed to create a character with Sphere II magic... (Hint. Hint.  ;))


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vesk Lyricahl on January 27, 2008, 05:31:40 AM
Granted, you are allowed your Sphere II mage. What you had to do for the admins for that favor, you can never tell. It keeps you awake at night, incessantly trembling, your lips silently pleading for death to take you now. You have only to reach up to confirm the truth, to remember, your hands passing over long, soft ears, those of a bunny. Mina has never been so happy to have a new pet.

I wish the cave trolls would go on the site this update.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 27, 2008, 08:05:34 AM
granted, they do. There's one problem though. A system error deleted santharia.

i wish for $1473368383258476756765783432837867.8765843373765768649476998999974848458478


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Drako Eros on January 27, 2008, 12:14:45 PM
Granted! But you'll get bankrupt in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... for not paying your bills on time!  :evil: *POOF* Gone!
I wish I was the smartest guy in the world.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 28, 2008, 04:22:15 AM
granted, but you babble about secrets of the universe that only you know and people think you're crazy, so you get locked up in an insane asylum.


I wish I had a Bugati Veron, the fastest street-legal car on earth.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Drako Eros on January 28, 2008, 09:24:32 AM
Granted! But while parked in your driveway, the car randomly blows up after bird poop falls on it!  :pet:

I wish I had a pet phoenix!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 29, 2008, 09:47:05 AM
granted, but it dies because a phenoex hunter shot it.

I wish I had A dead person in my room and i was accused of murdering him.

*try to corrupt that to make it bad for me!*


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vincent Varkatzas on January 29, 2008, 10:14:43 AM
granted. you are sentanced to "the pain". 'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. consider it made bad for you.

I wish i had a bottle of beer


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 29, 2008, 12:03:29 PM
granted, but it is the worst, most watered down beer you ever had.

I wish I had a big purple hat.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vincent Varkatzas on January 29, 2008, 02:10:43 PM
watered down is better than nothing at the moment :D

granted, you get your big purple hat but it is to big and falls down over your eyes. it then magically shrinks and gets stuck down over your eyes.

i wish i didn't have to go back to school tomorro


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rupert Roquer on January 29, 2008, 07:46:10 PM
granted, you didn't came up with a wish then  someone did it for you..
and wished that you'll be doing nothing forever.. *you turned to stone* poof the birds that were nearby pooped on you every day and night...


I wish I was never born so that I cannot fell the pain I am experiencing right now...
*crying* too much pain to much sorrow..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 30, 2008, 09:00:37 AM
granted, but the good deeds you have done were never done, so somwhere along the story a lot of bad things happen, all because of your useless wish.

I wish I could make software and a machine that can actually make you feel like you are in the game, exept you don't feel pain when your character gets hurt and that the machine is flawless.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rupert Roquer on January 30, 2008, 04:40:47 PM
granted, but after you had created the software and machine *you died*, because you worked day and night just to finish it.  :evil:


I wish santharia has a 3D game interface... not just writting. :pet:




Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Vallari O'Neil on January 30, 2008, 07:27:53 PM
Me.. too.....

I mean... uhm. Granted. Only, the game is so real that it even has "sensors". A type of thing where you can hear, see, taste, smell, feel, and manually interact with the santharia world. However, the sensations are so realistic that when you get stabbed you have a heart attack and die. But, man, it was freaking cool while it lasted, wasn't it?

I wish I had new shoes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rupert Roquer on January 30, 2008, 07:38:18 PM
yeah...

hmm..., granted, you got new shoes *dancing shoes* unfortunately they were magical shoes and you can't stop from dancing, you got very tired and suddenly fell unconcious and you threw you shoes away when you woke up.
  :evil: too bad, but you were the best dancer ever  :grin:


I wish I was Bill Gates


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thael Rusthorn on January 31, 2008, 04:35:42 AM
Granted! But an evil Terrorist Hacker implants a supervirus in the latest Microsoft hit and it takes over all microsoft programs on Pcs all across the world, the nuclear launch sites of most Countries and starts WW3, wich you survive beacause of your multy-million-dollar Mountain house, And the rest of civilization now blames you for the nuclear holocaust and freeze all of your assets, kills your family, and now hunts you like an animal.

I also wish for world peace :) ( and a sicker outcome  :evil: )


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 31, 2008, 09:29:39 AM
Granted, but a horde of evil aliens enslave humanity due to our lack of weapons.

I wish I had a horse
*My kingdom for a horse, My kingdom for a horse*


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thael Rusthorn on January 31, 2008, 12:49:32 PM
Granted! But the horse hase a sudden change of heart, and instead saddles you and rides off into the sunset.

I wish i had a dollar for everytime my Daddy called me stupid.

Edit: Don't worry my dad is a dedbeat Drunk ! and now i make way more than he ever could and take much better care of my family  :cool:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rupert Roquer on January 31, 2008, 02:03:38 PM
uhmm...well thats somethin...

granted, you get a dollar everytime your daddy calls you stupid but he met an accident that made him lose his voice. too bad. *I didn't mean that to actually happen to your dad*  :grin:



I wish santharia would have a grand reunion and all its members would be in only one place, yeah :lol:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on February 01, 2008, 12:20:30 AM
Granted! But all but a few are dead with the bodies neatly stacked in a pile and are being used for firewood. I'm one of the few left standing with a massive bloodsoaked sword and axe whistling the song "Twisted Nerve". Upon seeing the grisly massacre you try to run away screaming but every room you run into is the room where the carnage took place. You get sick from the smell of burning, rotting human flesh, vomit until you're unconscious and die of smoke inhalation. Happy reunion!

I wish I was Jessica Biel's husband. *Because she's rich, beautiful, likes the Green Bay Packers and is very down to earth.*


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on February 01, 2008, 12:23:59 AM
Granted.  You have been happily married for serveral years.  Unfortunately she accompanied you to the Santharian reunion and is now being used as firewood.  You really should see an anger management specialist about that.

I wish I knew you to write polite business letters.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Drako Eros on February 01, 2008, 08:44:58 AM
Granted, but you write so many business letters, that your hands just burn off!

I wish I has a pet!  :pet:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kali Rae on February 01, 2008, 09:57:40 AM
Granted!  A fluffy bunny appears in your arms.  You live amicably for several months until, one day, you wake up and poor Fluffy Bunny is nowhere in sight!  For several days all that can be heard in your house is your empty footfalls; no more does the delighted crunching of carrots and lettuce waft from the kitchen.  One lovely afternoon as you sit in sorrow over your lost companion, a strange quiet falls over the world, followed by a blotting out of the sun.  Coming over the horizon in the billions are the offspring of Fluffy Bunny, and who else did she meet and breed with, but the the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!  After a frenzied battle to defend your territory, and life, you end up mauled on the ground, yet another victim of that horrible breed.

I wish I knew differential and integral calculus inside and out.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on February 01, 2008, 06:10:17 PM
Granted.  Unfortunately you spent so long learning and practising that you fell out of touch with all your friends.  They don't want to hang around with you any more after you showed calculus more love than them and so you have nothing but more maths to keep you company.  It becomes your passion, your life, and everyone else avoids you too as that "weird maths lady".  Eventually you succumb to fate, move into a bungalow and buy ten cats.

*looks at last wish*  I wish I would never make another mistake whilst writing ever again.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rupert Roquer on February 01, 2008, 07:37:02 PM
be careful of what you wish for  :evil:

Granted. you became a very perfectionist writer, unfortunately because of your attitude you become very meddlesome and started to meddle with other people's writtining and became your hobby, and because of that everybody hates you because you always insult them and keep telling them that they are "dumb" and not as smart as you are.

I wish to be loved and cared like a normal human being..  :buck:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thael Rusthorn on February 02, 2008, 04:30:51 AM
Granted ! But since your wish was written in past tens, you die and have been loved, and you cared like a normal human being. :heart: :thumbdown: :buck:

 I wish for a magic pair of shoelaces that tie themselfs, so i never have to tie my shoelaces again !  :rolling:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: lukecash on February 04, 2008, 10:32:59 AM
The shoelaces tie themselves, get bitter with your remarks and decide to choke you until you lie dead.  :evil:




I wish i wish i had a fish!!!!!  :shocked: :P :fish: :buck:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on February 06, 2008, 10:24:25 AM
the fish was so poisoned with mercury and lead that it poisons you when you inhaled the air around its tank.



I wish for.................. a rouge avion.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on February 06, 2008, 11:56:31 AM
a small toy red airplane, whirs around your head spitting french profanities at you, and then explodes harmlessly.


I wish for an infinite improbability drive. Or a nice cup of tea, and none of this share and enjoy crap.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on February 07, 2008, 04:41:10 AM
Granted! You get a nice huge cup of tea. Unfortunately it's made of cat blood, salt, rancid yak butter and moldy hippo feces. You take a sip, find it a bit tart, run to your cupboard to get some honey for it then vomit all over the floor.

I wish to be able to manipulate reality to any ends at my will.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on February 07, 2008, 09:12:53 AM
granted, but everyone fears and hates you secretly and you die with no heir from an assassination.


I wish I had an army of wolves and bunnies, etc...
 :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rupert Roquer on February 07, 2008, 12:23:47 PM
 :evil: granted, but the army of wolves and bunnies doesn't want to follow your orders and suddenly attacks you while you weren't lookin.  :buck: pwned  :cry:
but you get a dog instead!  :grin:


I wish for a date in valentines day  :heart:  :rolling:


(still heart broken) :cry:






Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lyrasael Tel'Rhovanion on February 07, 2008, 02:11:20 PM
Granted!  :heart: You spend a wonderful day together :heart:, only to later realize that your date still lives with their parents who walk around in dirty sweat pants and live in a trailer with 10 cats and a T.V. that only tunes into Jerry Springer.....

I wish I had a valentine too.....  :(


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thael Rusthorn on February 08, 2008, 12:41:41 AM
Granted ! But you have to spend the day with me!  ;)

i wish i could meet the Dali lama.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on February 08, 2008, 03:46:37 AM
Granted! However, he's such an ugly mean old bastard that you can't stand to be in his presence for more than a few seconds and run away screaming only to be met by a hail of arrows from soldiers who believe you to be an assassin.

I wish Jessica Biel, Jennifer Aniston, Neve Campbell, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Avril Levigne were all in love with me and only me and would do anything I asked of them! HA! Corrupt that!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lyrasael Tel'Rhovanion on February 08, 2008, 05:49:24 AM
Granted!  However all of their husbands and "significant others" unite and beat you to a pulp leaving you a blind and deaf vegetable, completely incapable of enjoying any their affections....

I wish my nosey neighbor would go out tonight!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: GellawynAdrosa on February 08, 2008, 06:07:11 AM
"Granted! Your neighbor goes out and finds the love of their lives. Bringing them home of course and in short order they have many children. Which turn out just like their parents, nosey and always watching you."

I wish Altario would post, in TH preferably.



Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Galein on February 08, 2008, 06:27:44 AM
Granted, but it is such a terrible post that you are forced to delete it all together. This saddens you and makes you sad.

I wish, that boredom would stop beating me up.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on February 08, 2008, 10:03:01 AM
Granted! Now I get to. *Cracks knuckles.*

I wish that the only holidays that existed were Hallloween, Xmas, New Years Fourth of July and Saint Patrick's Day! *Can't wait to see how this turns out.*


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on February 08, 2008, 10:53:40 AM
Granted, but all the people of other religions and cultures don't have holidays anymore, so 9/10ths of the world hates you.


I wish Guild Wars 2 and Brisingir, book 3 of the inheritance trilogy, get published/released tomorrow.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on February 09, 2008, 01:52:06 AM
Granted! But the content is no different from previous releases, leading you to believe that they all suck and you demand your money back.

I wish the empty pepsi bottle next to me contained a genie that would obey my every command.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Galein on February 09, 2008, 07:46:41 AM
Granted, however the genie can only be realease by a bear tearing it apart, which would kill the genie.

I wish I had WoW.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on February 09, 2008, 07:59:12 AM
You recieve world of warcrapft
It sucks out your soul and then spits your lifeless carcas into a garbage disposal unit. Have fun with that.


I wish that World of warcraft would die. Right now. Permanently.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ganinon on February 09, 2008, 11:16:48 AM
Granted, however this led to the creation of Continent of Warcraft. This is such a better game than the original WoW, and everyone enjoys it so much. They all thank you and you hate CoW more than WoW.

I wish I had a perfectly, normal turkey leg.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: lukecash on February 09, 2008, 04:53:29 PM
It becomes so drab and normal that you commit homicide using it as a bludgeoning weapon and soon find yourself trying to not bend over for the soap in prison...


I wish for all people to have a third evil nipple on their foreheads...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Narfiz on February 10, 2008, 02:01:36 AM
sick.....ughhh....sick!!!

i wish i wasnt such a dumbass


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on February 10, 2008, 03:22:48 AM
Granted! Now you're just an ass.

I wish I was Bill Clinton


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Eoranna Melor on February 10, 2008, 04:04:32 AM
Granted! You will now become first lady when Hilary is President!

I wish for a nuclear bomb.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Garrin Malhavik on February 10, 2008, 05:30:19 AM
Granted! But word soon gets out that you have a nuke and the world powers conspire and soon assassinate you.

I wish for a big bag of fried chicken


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: lukecash on February 12, 2008, 08:07:38 AM
granted...Sadly the chicken is resentful for having been beheaded, skinned, and fried, so it's soul castrates you with a rusty fruit knife whiel you lay in bed at night...(Wowwy i'm sick minded...)


I wish for world supremacy, without any to even think of opposing my ultimate power(Try to mess that up...really, i'd like to see the clever plans being hatched)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Galein on February 12, 2008, 11:32:40 AM
Granted, However you become very stressed contolling all parts of the world, and the pesky savages keep bothering you. Soon, you become so stressed that your health begins to fall. Eventully, you die and your rule is over.

I wish that the dwarven language had words for of and other simple words.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Eoranna Melor on February 12, 2008, 11:55:40 AM
Granted, however they become so popular that every dwarf gets the name "of," and the words are used so often that the language becomes unintelligible.

I wish for Santharia to be real.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Niccoli Faust on February 13, 2008, 05:28:49 AM
Granted, however you can no longer play as your computer ceases to exist. As does your house. You are reduced to fitting shoes on pompous nobles. :)

I wish that the next person who posts a wish could not have their wish corrupted.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Eoranna Melor on February 13, 2008, 01:44:33 PM
Granted!  BUt they wish for you to die.

I wish for you to die.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on February 14, 2008, 02:58:23 AM
Granted! Niccoli is killed by a pack of rogue Sony earphones that blast 9000000000000000000000000000000000000 decibles of sound into his ears causing his head to explode. Unfortunately, that's also enough to kill off everything on planet earth.

I wish I was better looking.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on February 14, 2008, 10:51:15 AM
Granted!  You become so good looking that when you step outside your house, the mob of adoring women waiting there rush you.  Once moving, the mass of women Keep moving, crushing you and turning your beautiful body and face into a sticky paste on the sidewalk with their adoring feet.

I wish I could paint better...



Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Eoranna Melor on February 14, 2008, 04:04:33 PM
Granted!  But as a result your brain becomes so obsessed with painting that you become an idiot savant.  In addition, the things you paint are so realistic that others think they are alive. The whole world is overrun and destroyed by the resulting insanity.

I wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kyrridhil Culná mo on February 16, 2008, 06:05:04 PM
Granted! Unfortunately as you were so vague every whim you have ever had is fulfilled by the gods and your brain explodes at the exposure to pure bliss.

I Wish that I could think of a decent Wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on February 16, 2008, 10:14:07 PM
Granted! However, that means you now have no wishes to actually wish it, and you will be tormented for the rest of your life by knowing your deepest wish will never be granted.

I wish Twen would read the PM i send her on Devvie and reply..


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thael Rusthorn on February 17, 2008, 01:49:52 AM
Granted ! But her answer is very mean ( and out of character for her) and attacks your self worth in a most profound way. This sends you into a deep depression which ultimately results in your suicide.

I wish i had a Golden Toothpick  :cool:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on February 17, 2008, 06:30:59 AM
Granted! I forgot to mention it's also invisible. I hope you like it.

I wish I were better at sleight of hand.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on February 23, 2008, 03:48:32 AM
Granted! However, YOU are nót invisible, and the secirity camera never lies....

I wish... i would have the dicipline to finish my character already (it's only been like four months or so..)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on February 27, 2008, 12:01:25 PM
you do... But he gets deleted in a computer virus that destroys santharia
I wish for a bulgurska Salata


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: lukecash on March 07, 2008, 06:59:58 AM
You receive a caveman playwright killing you while yelling "ogidaeegidaoogidabaaaaa!!!!"

I wish for us to find hostile extra-terrestrials to beat the crap out of...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thael Rusthorn on March 08, 2008, 02:27:48 AM
Granted! We exterminate the entire race of aliens, and only they hold the key to technology that can save the human race from extinction by a space plague we contracted in the process!
 
I wish for Armageddon :evil:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Argon Glasstar on March 10, 2008, 01:03:12 AM
Granted, you have a scratched up copy of Armageddon.
I wish for a return to the gold standard.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on March 11, 2008, 07:35:14 AM
Granted! However, as soon as the smoke clears from the granting of your wish, all you can see is images of the extinction of mankind so you'll never actually be able to see your wish granted.

I wish to have Osama Bin Laden in a rear-naked choke. That $40 million is mine!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Argon Glasstar on March 11, 2008, 08:16:52 AM
Granted but moments later the human race becomes extinct, sorry, no $40 million dollars.

I wish for better inspiration with writing.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on March 11, 2008, 08:56:01 AM
Granted, but you start writing about horrid subjects, and everyone wants you to go back to writing about humans dying.
I wish for understanding.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: lukecash on March 12, 2008, 07:47:33 AM
You receive solomon's wisdom, but see from your perspective on how complicated things may be that life just sucks to you. So you jump off a cliff and live in rehab recovering forever...

I wish for utter, eternal contentment and no displeasure in any way(try to mess that up...)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on March 12, 2008, 08:17:16 AM
Granted, but God dislikes that, and he sends you to hell to balance things out.

I wish I could use a butter knife.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Argon Glasstar on March 12, 2008, 03:18:42 PM
Granted, but then all butter knives cease to exist.

I wish for a way to make a single song to repeat on youtube without making its own playlist and it on it a hundred times, and me having to reclick it multiple times.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Simonne Miller on March 12, 2008, 07:50:13 PM
Granted! However, Youtube understood even less of that wish than I did, and blows up as a result, affecting the economy in disastrous ways.

I wish I could give myself a massage.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on March 12, 2008, 09:36:29 PM
Granted.  You have really really long arms, but these make it difficult to do normal everday things like driving and writing :P.

I wish for health, wealth and happiness!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Garrin Malhavik on March 12, 2008, 10:09:14 PM
Granted! You achieve all the serenity and bliss you were hoping for. Unfortunately as a result of your wish being granted the balance of the energy matrix of the multiverse is disrupted and everything explodes causing armageddon.

I wish I was Drizzt Do'Urden


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: lukecash on March 17, 2008, 07:39:47 AM
You are killed by a hippy in your sleep, to find yourself in hell with satan asking you what in the hell driizt do urden is...

I wish i was an evil clown with immense political domination...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on March 21, 2008, 06:10:00 PM
Granted, but nobody likes evil clowns, so everyone rises up against you and removes you appendix (the source of you evil).

I wish I had a flying pony.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fáiorríl on March 29, 2008, 09:51:04 AM
Granted! But all the children who see your flying pony want one too and throw fits crying "MOMMY I WANT ONE" and then santa gets mad at all the letters asking for a flying pony and he comes and kills yours.

I wish i was always a comfortable temperature and never got too hot or too cold.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Eek on March 29, 2008, 10:11:18 AM
Granted, but the environment's temperature chnages darasitcly. GOod thing your body stays that comforable temperature otherwise those HIdeous burns would hurt.

I wish i wasn't bored.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Celebriän Véneanár on March 29, 2008, 10:15:27 AM
Granted.You get a clown , it fallows you to work,the car,to the store.You end up going insane and kill your self by jumping of the Seattle Space Needle with your clown not far behind.

I wish i had turned all of Canada in to a Gray Wolf recovery area


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aadoth on March 30, 2008, 07:27:27 PM
Granted, but your neighbors to the South constantly sneak across the border and poach, leaving the population always hovering near extinction.

I wish I had a sammich!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fáiorríl on April 02, 2008, 09:47:05 AM
Granted! But that sammich was SO incredibly GOOD that it's all you ever think about now and somehow no other sandwich you make is anywhere near as satisfying. You go insane trying to re-create it, to no avail... The man in the red suit serves you cheese platters in your asylum room...then hides dead bugs under your bed.

I wish i had green tea.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on April 02, 2008, 05:27:11 PM
Granted, but you forgot, you don't like tea.

I wish a had super, magical powers


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on April 02, 2008, 06:03:29 PM
Granted.  You have super magical powers.....you can make brussel sprouts grow really really fast.  Congrats!

I wish I had loads of money and didn't have to work.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fáiorríl on April 06, 2008, 06:57:10 AM
Granted! Your country is overrun by an evil dictatorship, you are forced into slavery and your money is taken from you! :evil:

I wish l had a super metabolism that would let me eat anything without any consequence!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on April 06, 2008, 09:47:33 AM
Granted.  You turn into a super-metabolism and so have no mouth (I know that doesn't make sense)

I wish I had a Smiley instead of a face.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Baromosa on April 10, 2008, 11:16:22 AM
Granted. Your head turns into a set of teeth without any tongue, mouth, brain, or any form of face besides the adorable smiling teeth you now have.

I wish I was a Jedi.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on April 12, 2008, 08:57:02 AM
granted, but you are corrupted by the DARK SIDE(c) and Luke Skywalker (r) kills you.

I wish I could bonk a goblin on the head.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fáiorríl on April 17, 2008, 03:43:02 AM
Granted! but then it eats you.

i wish my art history paper was written.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Baromosa on April 17, 2008, 05:50:05 AM
Granted! A monkey with a type writer writes it and you get an F.

I wish that bunnies existed everywhere and in everything.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on April 17, 2008, 09:45:38 AM
Granted! But the bunnies multiply so quickly that everything explodes in a rain of bunnies!

I wish i was 6'5 and 200 pounds of muscle.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on April 17, 2008, 01:41:53 PM
Granted!  You are now a 6' 5" python!

I wish a monkey would write MY art history paper, and get an A...



Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on April 19, 2008, 08:48:59 PM
Granted.  The monkey write the essay and gets an A.  It then becomes world famour for being the smartest monkey ever and leaves you.  You never see it again and cry every night because you miss it so much.

I wish my toe didn't hurt so much.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on April 19, 2008, 10:54:29 PM
Granted! Now the rest of you burns in morbid agony.

I wish I had absolute control over the human race.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Angela on April 20, 2008, 12:14:54 AM
Granted! You are now the sole ruler of humanity.. too bad you don't have a clue on how to do your job.

I wish that I was supernatural...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Baromosa on April 20, 2008, 04:53:02 AM
Granted! You gain the ability to make the word 'super natural' appear over your chest in green letters at you will.

I wish that I could clone my girlfriend


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on April 20, 2008, 07:31:33 AM
Granted! However the clones soon realize you are taking advantage of them and beat you with leather straps.

I wish i was a super genius.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fáiorríl on April 22, 2008, 11:02:27 AM
Granted! You have poor social skills, you're grotesquely deformed, and everyone thinks you're a demon spawn. But no one can beat you at chess.

I wish I could focus enough to be productive.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on April 23, 2008, 07:42:56 AM
Granted! You are now the third most productive person in the world. Only down side, you become a recluse, refusing to associate with anyone. Your family eventually has you committed to an insane asylum.

I wish to have the following superhuman abilities: Electrokenesis, Sonic Speed, Supernatural Physical Strength, Healing Factor, Invisibility and Extraoridnary Physical Endurance. (Meaning I can make lightning with just a thought, run at the speed of sound, lift 100 tons, heal great amounts of damage, take great amounts of damage before healing becomes necessary and turn invisible at will.)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on April 26, 2008, 11:34:07 AM
Granted, but your ach nemisis has 50 times the powers that you have.


I wish that I couls find a pencil


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on April 26, 2008, 08:11:20 PM
Granted.  Now if only you had some paper.

I wish I had a caramel slice right now.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on April 28, 2008, 10:38:03 AM
Granted, but you didn't pay for it and you were arrested. Sorry, Mannix.

I wish I saw a butterfly.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alyssa Mineu on April 29, 2008, 07:40:43 PM
Granted, as a butterfly flies and lands onto a flower opposite the road. In your fascination, you run across the road and BOOM! get knocked down by a car.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.  :evil:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on April 30, 2008, 12:11:10 AM
Granted! You never have to go to school again. With all of your newfound freetime you decide to shoplift. You get caught and go to prison.

I wish my new girlfriend wasn't mad at me for going out and partying Friday night.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kalína Dalá'isyrás on April 30, 2008, 01:08:07 AM
Granted! She isn't mad at you for partying Friday night. But she has left you for someone else and never wants to see you again.


I wish my story would write itself....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on April 30, 2008, 01:30:28 AM
Granted! Your story writes itself. It also publishes itself, makes itself famous and collects all the royalties ....... for itself. You are left with a crushed spirit and destitute for money to eventually become a waitress in a disgusting diner downtown serving greasy chili to a bunch of grungy truckers.

I wish I had an easier time shopping for Twen's birthday gift.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Baromosa on April 30, 2008, 03:29:23 AM
Granted! You quickly decide the easiest way to buy a gift is to go to your local gas station and buy whatever you find off the counter, forever ruining your relationship with Twen.

I wish to gain immortal life.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on April 30, 2008, 03:42:22 AM
Granted!  You take part in a new experiment and are forever kept alive floating in dodgey-smelling substance, with people poking you and doing tests 24/7.  Oh, and parties of school children come to watch your naked body floating about too.  Fun times!

I wish I could have good dreams every night.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Azhira Styralias on April 30, 2008, 04:56:39 AM
Granted! Your dreams now consist of living in a house made of candy where you can fly about wherever you want on a magical rug made of caramel topping and marshmellows.

I wish I was a Jedi Knight...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on April 30, 2008, 10:46:04 AM
Granted, but the order is disbanded. sorry, Azhira.

I wish for a new car


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alyssa Mineu on April 30, 2008, 07:29:57 PM
Granted! But what you didn't know was that the man who gave you the car had stolen it. You get sentenced to life imprisonment (wow, how unreasonable!  :buck:)

I wish I could teleport!  :grin:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on May 01, 2008, 01:17:58 AM
Granted! The first time you try your new gift you teleport yourself into a wall and as your molecules fuse with those of the wall, you die an instant and painful death.

I wish every CD I put up would be instantly approved.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on May 02, 2008, 10:49:30 AM
Granted, but santharia fills up with so many of your characters that everyone can't do anything without you doing 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 things first. Everyone quits, and you are left with the whole thing to yourself. Good Luck!


I wish I could get a new microphone.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on May 07, 2008, 10:25:56 PM
Granted! You get your new microphone from Best Buy, take it home and hook it up. Unfortunately, it doesn't work so you take it back. Upon your return to the store the clerk gets a bad attitude and points to the sign that says "Everything is broken, and ALL sales are FINAL." You immediately return the sour sentiments and pummel the clerk beyond recognition. Security rushes to his aid and beats you like an unwanted dog then has you arrested. Have fun.

I wish for wealth, happiness and true love.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Cór Shír on May 08, 2008, 08:27:56 AM
Granted, you recive all your money and a big fat lady that cant move becuase of her obesity and you money is takin' away from you becuase the goverment decided you were an unstable person





I wish i lived in australia with a nice house in the outback


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on May 08, 2008, 08:50:50 AM
granted!  But it is built on a nice little hill in the middle of a vast crocodile infested swamp, with no roads in or out....have fun!

I wish I had passed all my finals already...



Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Cór Shír on May 08, 2008, 08:53:09 AM
Granted, but they lost  the papers therefore you must re-take them





I wish i was in highschool this year instead of next


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on May 08, 2008, 08:56:15 AM
Ganted! but you haven't had the prerequisite courses yet, and you fail, getting sent back to redo your last year...


I wish all my finals were on different days instead of all being on the same day...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Cór Shír on May 08, 2008, 09:06:47 AM
Granted, but you had no time to study because they all started at exactly 1 day apart therefore you were to tired and also that led to you failing them



I wish i had a panther for a pet




Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on May 08, 2008, 04:43:43 PM
Granted!  He eats you...


I wish my memory was better....



Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alyssa Mineu on May 08, 2008, 04:50:26 PM
Granted! Your fairy godmother casts a spell on you, to make your memory the best in the whole world. It works for a day, then you sudddenly get amnesia. Oops.

I wish I had enough money to buy a gift for my mum.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Cór Shír on May 08, 2008, 11:33:34 PM
 Granted, you bought the gift but then u dropped it down a sewer drain.




I wish i had super speed


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on May 08, 2008, 11:53:11 PM
Granted.  You crash.

I wish I could type really really fast.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Menweh Reolláolásh’miés on May 09, 2008, 12:06:11 AM
Granted!

And to type so fast and hard that your fingers fall off!

I wish that I could finish writing my novel!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Cór Shír on May 09, 2008, 12:14:10 AM
Granted, but it gets burned in a house fire




i wish i could see FIFA(world cup) in italy


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Menweh Reolláolásh’miés on May 09, 2008, 12:17:04 AM
Granted! but a stray ball comes out of the field and hits you hard enough to knock all of your memories out your ear!

I wish that I didn't have to go to my classes today!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on May 09, 2008, 01:26:51 AM
Granted, you got kicked out of school and have to work in a supermarket for the rest of your life.

I wish I was really rich


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Cór Shír on May 09, 2008, 01:46:57 AM
Grabted, your really rich but u dont know where all your money is





I wish i had a Super computer


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Menweh Reolláolásh’miés on May 09, 2008, 03:27:07 AM
Granted!

But the supercomputer attaches itself to your brain and takes over your body.

I wish that I could fly!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on May 09, 2008, 03:56:12 AM
Granted!  You are now a pigeon!

I wish it didn't get dark until I wanted it to.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Menweh Reolláolásh’miés on May 09, 2008, 04:10:01 AM
Granted! Now the earth has stopped rotating!

I wish I was immortal


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on May 09, 2008, 06:48:15 AM
Granted, You live longer than your family, longer than your friends, longer that their children and their children, and you can't bear so much suffering. You try to kill yourself, but you fail (due to your immortality). The earth gets destroyed, and all particles float into black holes. There is nothing but you, and you envy everything in heaven. HA HA! ETERNAL TORTURE!

I wish for a drop of water.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on May 10, 2008, 11:26:45 AM
Granted! You get a drop of water mixed into a vat of acid, which are then dunked into by your arch-nemisis.

I wish I had a phone that had a laser.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Cór Shír on May 10, 2008, 11:52:20 AM
Granted , but you dropp it and u get zapped in half





(friend wanted this one for her) She wishes she had a lot of hot guys that liked her and asked her out.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on May 10, 2008, 10:09:37 PM
Granted! All these guys that are on fire ask her out.  Does she really want them?

I wish I had a puppy!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Angela on May 10, 2008, 11:06:15 PM
Granted! You know have a puppy. Unfortunately the puppy's fleas carries the Bubonic plague. The fleas bit you and now your life is endanger.

I wish I could have a good night sleep but still wake-up in the morning.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alyssa Mineu on May 11, 2008, 12:45:35 PM
Granted! You have a good night's sleep and wake up in the morning. However, it was only ONE good night's sleep. From then on, you could never sleep again. You become a zombie.

I wish I could draw better.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on June 28, 2008, 12:29:09 PM
Granted! You get a pen forged out of pure gold that makes you excellent at art.  Too bacd it took all the wood in the world to forge it.

I wish I had a purple turkey.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on September 20, 2008, 03:40:50 AM
Granted, you get a purple turkey.... Statue.
It is made of concrete, and it falls on your head.
I wish I had no more wishes


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fáiorríl on September 28, 2008, 05:44:18 AM
Granted - now you can't play this game, and no one misses you. You cry yourself to sleep at night.

I wish I bruised easier.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on September 28, 2008, 01:19:35 PM
:!Granted!:
~~You are now bruised by even the slightest of caresses. Your clothing is too heavy for your own skin and it leaves horrible purple lines and blotches in it's wake. Blinking blackens your lids. Walking ruins your feet. Speaking bruises your lips. Touching reddens your hands. You quickly turn into a giant human-bruise within a few days and live in constant achy, bruisey pain.

Everything hurts, all of the time. Within another handful of days, you've gone crazy. You've tried to kill yourself, but gripping a knife hurts so much that you pass out from pain before you can even get close to slitting your wrists. So, eventually, you just become used to living this way. You find love and happiness as a human-bruise. You even get married to a sweet, extraordinarily dainty man that loves and takes care of you.

One day, inside of your cozy little home with your lovely husband, you bump your leg against the corner of your coffee table. Though it hurts a lot, you ignore it and cuddle up with your hubby on the couch. That night, you die from internal bleeding. Your beloved husband is so upset by this turn of events that he completely leaves all of your funeral arrangements for your parents to work out. He then immediately marries the man that he'd been having an affair with since a month after your marriage.

After all, who could truly love a bruise?

~~FINN~~



:pet: :pet: :pet:I WISH THAT I WAS HAPPY:pet: :pet: :pet:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fáiorríl on September 29, 2008, 03:08:28 AM
(Nox that was Brilliant and made my morning)

Granted! Now you're happy! However, the vast amount of group-therapy, shock-therapy, drugs, injections and hypnotizing that you've had to go through has left you in a near catatonic state, since your brain has practically collapsed from all the tweaking. You experience random bursts of heightened irritability, but you're still happy as a peach! And after you killed that person, you were still pleasantly content! You are thrown into an insane asylum where lobotomy is promptly performed.

I wish I didn't feel like a moron when talking to girls.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Earendin on September 29, 2008, 03:17:27 AM
(Don't we all :D)

Granted!
You are not feeling like a moron when talking to girls. In fact you feel so much at ease with them you do nothing but talk to them. Soon you neglect everything else and just talk with them and when they all get bored of you, you fall into depression because you have nothing left

I wish I could fly


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on September 29, 2008, 05:33:00 PM
:!Granted!:
~~You now have the ability to fly. You suddenly sprout huge, angelic wings that are very reminiscent of that of a swan's. As it turns out, the process of having an extra set of limbs abruptly grow into giant, full fledged wings is a very painful and very bloody occurrence. No matter the excruciating paint that you experience getting your wings or the large amount of blood that you lose, you survive the ordeal and recover in a matter of days.

Once well again, you promptly being spending all of your time outdoors. You use every moment that you can to try and teach yourself how to fly. Of course, being the intelligent person that you are, you start of small. You go about it by trying out various approaches. You hop off of things that are not high enough for the fall to hurt you. You find long, empty fields in which you can run as fast as possible while beating your wings in an attempt to get air. You just plain try beating your wings while jumping straight up.

It doesn't take long for you to figure it out. However, it does take a bit longer for you to build the necessary amount of muscle required for you to achieve flying. However, you never give up and eventually are strong enough to take flight for hours and hours at a time.

You spend most of your days up in the sky, flying about and seeing all the wonders of the world. Flying is your life and love. You want nothing more than to be in the skies for the rest of your life. No longer worried about the heinous gas prices or the payments you need to make on your car- since you no longer need one and have sold it- you now have plenty of money to get a nicer place to live. You get a huge condo on the top floor.

But living in the skies is beginning taking its toll on you. Soon, you fall out of touch with your friends and family. Half of them disown you simply because you're a freak with wings and you refuse to get them removed, as they had constantly insisted upon you doing. The other half hate you out of jealousy or act awkward around you, as if you're crazy. None of them understand you.

Eventually, you fall out of touch with humanity and a little with sanity. First you become convinced that you are an Angel, sent to Earth to save people. You go around attempting to "help" people. However, this completely backfires and you only end up getting kicked out of countless areas and are arrested a couple of times.

Then you completely fall out of touch with sanity all together. You believe you are a bird. A bird cursed with the body of a human. You turn your condo into a giant nest. Then, no longer sane enough to even remember how to use a door, you turn the roof of the building into a giant nest. You live there with any birds that decide to move in. You settle into a happy life of a cursed-bird and eventually pick up a rather dashing mate for a little while. A very little while. You quickly find out that you can't actually mate your hubby and are left for another bird.

Depressed about your loss, you leave your giant roof-nest in search of a mate that you can actually procreate with. In your travels, you fall in love many times with many birds that you find out that you can't actually mate with. And many times with many birds, you are left lonely and heart broken.

One day, while being a rather depressed cursed-bird, you decide to rest at a lake that is populated by beautiful white ducks. In attempts to make yourself feel better, you flirt a little with a particularly pretty duck. However, you are rejected and left lonely at one side of the lake. A loud noise startles the huge group of ducks and they all take to flight. Also startled, you take to the skies as well. An extremely loud BANG! is heard, and a fiery pain tears through your left arm. Since you are a cursed-bird and you don't actually need that appendage in order to fly, you quickly ascend up into the clouds and fly away from the lake.

Soon, you begin to feel dizzy. The loss of blood from the bullet wound was starting to take effect. You become lightheaded and tired. Weak. Usually, though you are insane, you are smart enough to fly quite a bit lower than this. But the large bullet wound in your arm, the shock of pure panic,  and the pain had left you pumped full of adrenaline. Thus, you recklessly made a fatal mistake.

A roaring sound that seems much more immense than the usual roaring sound of the wind whipping past your head goes unnoticed. You're too dizzy, too concerned about your blood loss to really pay attention to it. After all, it sounds just like the wind. Just... throatier.

A few moments pass and it's beginning to become difficult to keep flying, even though you are gliding for the most part. You begin to wobble in the air as if you are drunk.

Another moment passes and you are still managing to stay conscious and gliding along with as few beats of your wings as you can manage. The throaty roaring has become louder now, but nothing significant happens.

A handful more of uneventful moments pass and the deep, rumbling roar becomes so loud that it makes your teeth vibrate. It seems to be coming from everywhere. As such, you panic and fly as quickly as you can forward in attempts to escape the now scary sound. Though, such luck does not befall you. The sound only grows louder. Then abrupt pain. Ripping, searing, tearing, awful pain...

Then... nothing...

The next day's headlines state:

THE ANGEL IN THE JET ENGINE
MAN or BIRD?

~~FINN~~


:pet: :pet: :pet:I wish that I was a Supernatural Being:pet: :pet: :pet:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Pikel Thunderstone on September 29, 2008, 05:42:41 PM
Granted! You are now a Supernatural Being! An angel in fact!

Unfortunately, The only male angel in the world was recently sucked into a jet engine. Thus, you live a life of loneliness that is matched only by the recently eviscerated male angel. You, however, get over it, and open a chinese food restaurant. Unfortunately, after several lawsuits involving people choking on feathers, you have to shut down in bankruptcy.

I wish I had a beard.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on September 29, 2008, 07:28:47 PM
:!Granted!:
~~You now have suddenly grown a beautifully full beard. In fact, with your long hair and your long beard and your long robes, you kind of look like Jesus. You get many, many compliments on your wonderfully luscious beard. It's truly the most beautiful beard to have ever resided upon any man's chin. You clean it and brush it daily. A lot of people remark about how much it makes you look like Jesus and it eventually becomes your nickname.

However, soon you find that having a beard simply sucks. Taking care of it takes a lot of work and a lot of time that you simply just do not have. Despite keeping it clean, it itches a lot. On top of that, you keep discovering families of small rodents living in it, funking it up with their fecal matter. The smell of which makes a burning sensation in your nose. It happened more than thrice that you thought to be rid of rodents, only to wake one morning with a rather adorably vicious looking rat peering out of it at you. Not to mention that you can feel the rodents having little rodent sex in your beard almost all of the time.

One day, while walking home alone in a particularly bad part of town, a group of bald atheists stumble upon you. Due to their hate for religion, inane amount of jealousy that you have such beautiful hair, and your likeness to the visage of Jesus, they attack you. Upon restraining you, they promptly nail you to a cross where they pin a thorny rose stem to your forehead and jab you with pointy sticks for a while. After growing bored with that, they ditch the scene where you slowly bleed to death since you didn't die from shock yet.

After your death, the latest rat family inhabiting the locks hanging from your chin also depart, deeming it no longer suitable to reside in. But, hey... at least you have a beard. And now it's even rodent free. Go you.

~~FINN~~



:pet: :pet: :pet:I WISH THAT MY BOYFRIEND WAS THE GROWN-UP VERSION OF LINK FROM ZELDA AND THE OCARINA OF TIME:pet: :pet: :pet:


(P.S.  In order to see what angel Pikel was talking about, you'll have to go back and read the post previous to his. ;) )


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Cecilia Fundrin on September 30, 2008, 04:03:34 AM
*crosses arms and blinks Jeanie-like*  Granted!  Your boyfriend is now exactly a grown-up version of Link.  In fact, HE IS LINK.  In a freak accident of granting of wishes, your current boyfriend and Link got switched in a cross-demential flux.  Link, your boyrfiend, of course thinks the whole plot is the brain-child of some evil mastermind and that you are the said mad-man's henchman.  As a result, he tries to kill you...only to discover his sword is still stuck in his previous game demention.  After tying Link to a chair you are able to convince Link of the following things:  that he was from something called a 'game', that he is now in a place called Earth that has really cool things to do, that you are not the hench-man of some evil mastermind, and that you are madly in love with you.  When all of this finally processes through Link's mind it finally clicks that he can no do whatever he wants because his destiny is no longer controlled by the masterminds behind his former 'game', and he promptly dumps you for a girl who looks unerrily like the Princess from Zelda.  Link gets arrested the next week for trying to 'right the world's wrongs' and assaulting a nice gentleman 'who looked like an evil duke trying take ove the world'.  He gets ballied out however by a movie producer who notices his resmemblances to said Link and convinces Link to sign a contract.  His movies make millions.

In the meantime, your previous boyfriends parents are starting to get worried.  They haven't seen their darling boy for weeks, and he was last seen at your house.  When questioned by the police, you tell the whole story about the whole Link and your boyfriend being switched.  The police of course think your crazy and send you to a nearby insane isalum.  After several shock treatments,  you are convinced that you are in the Zelda game with your boyfriend/hero Link.  The 'nice doctors' encourage this.

In Zelda however, things are not going to well. Your former boyfriend trapped in the Zelda universe as the 'hero' doesn't even have the slightest clue which end of a sword is which.  To make things worse not even the best masters of the Zelda game can get the new hero to 'win' even the simplest first level of Zelda.  As a result, sales plummet and the producers of the game never make another Zelda game causing your boyfriend and Zelda world to be destroyed.

We hope you are happy.

I wish for hope.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kelodin the Outcast on October 01, 2008, 01:22:30 AM
Granted! You recieve a fine clay jar, etched with beautiful patterns. Curious to the contents, you open it. Envy, greed, anxiety, hatred, ect. are all let out of the jar. At the very bottom is hope, struggling to fly out.

I wish to no longer be sick.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on December 10, 2008, 05:39:33 PM
Granted!
You are no longer sick, and you never will be. In fact, you are now immune to all diseases. Great, isn't it?
Acutually, no, it's not. All the people on earth get infected by an ultra-antibiotic resistant bacteria. That, combined with a deadly new strain of HIV mixed with Influenza kill everyone. It is acutally your fault, since your ultra-resistant body made tose two deadly deseases form, but you couldn't die from them. In fact, YOU infected everyone. You're so lonely now that everyone is dead that you try to hang yourself, but there is no rope. You try to shoot yourself, but the gun breaks. All tall structures collapse, and you eventually starve, and die a lonely death with nobody to mourn for you.
I wish for 1 more wish


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on December 11, 2008, 02:48:51 AM
Granted! You now have only one wish left that you can make instead of three. Oh well.

I wish for love.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: fionn on December 11, 2008, 03:18:01 AM
granted!
you are in love with a man made of tar. he loves you back, to the extent that however gently you touch him, he clings to you and won't let go. your hair is glued to his adoring face, your arms and legs pinned to his sides, and it is getting dark...

i wish i knew the ends to all the stories.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ryldor Gadriel on December 11, 2008, 04:17:16 AM
You get stories that never end.

I wish I had somewhere to post.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on December 20, 2008, 11:42:34 PM
Granted! A large wall of stone appears before your very eyes as well as several cans of spraypaint. You begin posting on the wall when a few cops roll by and see you vandalizing the wall. They beat, taser and mace you until you feel as though your lungs are going to bust. They then haul your ass off to the can for being a vandal where lovely prison sex is yours twenty-four seven for the next nine years. Yay!

I wish I had a bottomless bottle of Jack Daniels.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: seth ghibta on December 21, 2008, 01:26:02 AM
granted. as soon as you pick it up all the liquor runs out of the hole where the bottom should be, so now your shoes smell like you've had a fun evening but your head still needs one.

i wish my dogs didn't smell so much of dog.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on December 21, 2008, 01:33:47 AM
Granted! They instead smell like moldy feces alienating all of your friends and family. Enjoy!

I wish I had an ice cold beer right now.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Silmarwen Elanessë on December 21, 2008, 02:07:48 AM
A whole truck load is delivered, but you have to pay $ 1 million.

I wish it seemed Christmasy over here...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Pip Blindeye on December 21, 2008, 02:10:26 AM
Granted! But it snows so much that everything is buried so much that Santa can't come and deliever presents, thus Christmas in your town is cancelled.

I wish I were married....


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on December 21, 2008, 02:12:08 AM
Granted! But he's a controlling jerk who won't let you get on Santharia.

I wish I had an infinite supply of Purell.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: fionn on December 22, 2008, 02:39:01 AM
granted!
purell has kindly been pumped into your water supply so that you have it on tap. unfortunately, that means you no longer have water on tap. everything you eat tastes yuk, and the smell is beginning to drive you mad. when you are thirsty you have to stand in the rain with your mouth opn, and getting a pan of water to boil some pasta is a nightmare.
you are beginning to miss germs...

i wish my nose was smaller and not pouring snot. :(


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on December 22, 2008, 03:31:07 AM
Granted! Now your nose is no larger than the head of a pin. And don't worry about dripping snot, that's a thing of the past. Now it drips lava, which leaks everywhere. You soon turn your house into a molten river with yourself and family trapped inside. Then you all die a horrible, burning death. Hey, it beats having a cold.

I wish for my true love.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on December 22, 2008, 07:53:20 AM
Granted. By some strange twist of fate, your true love is a man. And, boy, is he gorgeous. Tall, broad shouldered yet lean. His long, long hair is softer than silk and you want nothing more than to play with it for hours on end. His lips are plush and taste sweet- how you'd give up anything just for one little kiss! There is simply nothing more beautiful than this man. No one could be more perfect. Unfortunately, he doesn't find you attractive at all. In fact, one could go as far as to say that he's repulsed by you. Not to mention, he's very happily married to a wife almost as gorgeously perfect as him and has two beautiful kids.
Oh well.

I wish I had enough money to do whatever I wanted whenever I wanted.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thorin Broadfist on December 22, 2008, 07:55:37 AM
Granted! But, by some cruel twist of fate, you receive this money on your death bed. So, you can do anything you want in the next, oh 5 minutes, and even that's pushing it.

I wish I were a sea captain.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Morden Peshirgolz on December 22, 2008, 08:00:26 AM
Granted! But on your first voyage, the Leviathan attacks your vessel. You fight well, but your ship sinks anyway. So much for sailing. :buck:

I wish I was a concert pianist.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on December 22, 2008, 08:08:08 AM
Granted! For the first few weeks you're doing great. Your career as a concert pianist is really getting some major attention and everyone loves your work. While setting up for a concert, a raving fangirl- who was, it would probably be pretty accurate to say, literally frothing at the mouth- broke in. Sneaking up on the stage, she looks out from behind the curtains at you while you make a practice play through your first song. However, the first song is only as far as you get before she comes rushing out screaming with glee and glomps you with such force that you both go sliding off the stage. Sadly, your foot gets caught on the piano (which is on wheels for easy moving) and you bring the piano with you. You both tumble off of the stage and the piano, seconds later, rolls off as well, crushing you both to death.

I wish I could perform real magic.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Isoto on December 22, 2008, 08:51:57 AM
Granted: But upon achieving you newfound ability your body is over come by natural energies and you slowly begin to cook from the inside out until you are nothing more than a pile of ashes.

I wish I could be a sports hero


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on December 22, 2008, 08:57:43 AM
Granted.  You wake tomorrow to find you are OJ Simpson.  Have a nice life behind bars.

I wish this thread would just fade away.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on December 22, 2008, 09:06:22 AM
(Aw. You don't like this game, Altario? :heart:)
Granted. The thread fades away, but the wishing becomes real. Angry that your wish came true, someone makes a wish to put a horrible curse on you that can only be broken if you are kissed by three lovely ladies- but they have to make the first move. What ever will you do? :P

I wish I was currently sitting on a handsome man's lap right now. :D


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Isoto on December 22, 2008, 09:23:05 AM
Granted: You find yourself on the lap of a handsome older stranger. You two fall desperatly in love with each other and get married. Upon giving birth to your first child the doctors discover that the man you are married to is actually your father.

I wish that I knew how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: fionn on December 22, 2008, 06:54:25 PM
granted. you now have permanent brainfreeze from all the experimenting, and very sticky fingers.

i wish i was a famous zoologist, and understood all the necessary chemistry bits.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on December 22, 2008, 08:27:28 PM
Granted. You study for years on end until you finally know everything about there is to know about zoology. Yes, including the chemistry bits. With your fresh diploma in your hand you take stroll down to London Zoo, to see the animals you know so much about. I mean, what is better study than watching the actual animals. You get to the gate to find them shut with only a plain white sign hanging on them. It reads; Closed, due to unforeseen circumstances.

You are quite bemused and ask around to find out what has happened and happen to find Professor Andrew Gibbs, head of the Zoological Society of London. He looks a bit odd though. He is dressed in a long, plain brown trench coat, with a deerstalker hat pulled down low over his face, and a shifty look in his eyes. You ask him why the zoo is shut and he looks back at you rather confused. "Haven't you heard, love? All the zoo are shut, zoology is illegal. Animals rights activists managed to convince the UN and it is now a crime against humanity."

You are utterly distraught and ask the professor, "But why? What will I do with my diploma now?"

His eyes widen, "What? You are a zoologist? Quick come with me, you mustn't be seen." And so you rush off with the professor, catch a train, and end up somewhere in the English countryside, but your not sure where. You follow the professor still and find yourself soon standing in front of a small little cottage surrounded by nothing but the greenest pastures.  You follow him in where he tells you that he is part of a secret society that is fighting to make zoology legal again. This whole day has been too much, so you lay down in the evening and sleep.

Later, sometime that night, you wake to a loud noise. Suddenly a bright light shines in your eyes and you are unable to see. There is noise everywhere, confusing you, and all you know is grabbing you and dragging you away. You bang your head and black out.

When you wake again you can still see the bright light, shining in your eyes. In front of you stands a silhouette. You are kept like this for days, being interrogated at regular intervals. You lose track of time and and slowly lose the will to live. Finally you admit to them that you are a zoologist. They take you from the room, dragging you by your arms, down the hall and into another room. They seat you in a stiff and very uncomfortable chair. You look around for answers, but your eyes are still adjusting from the bright light so you can't see properly. But you hear a voice. "We are here to cure you, you will be saved. Just remain calm and this will all soon be over."

Something is strapped to your head, it feels cold and is very uncomfortable. Suddenly you feel a large shock running through your head. Your mind is in turmoil and your sight starts to fade. And then as suddenly as it started, the shock stops. The contraption is removed from your head and you hear the voice again. "You are cured and free to leave." Amazed, you get up and walk out of the room and out of the building, onto a busy London street. It is odd, you can't remember what you are doing, or why you where in that building. You look down at the ground and under your foot is a newspaper with the headline; Zoology Is No More. Zoology, the word sounded familiar, but you can't quite remember what it is. You can't even tell the difference between a gastropod and a cephalopod anymore. It is like it is all in the back of your mind, and there it stays for the rest of your life.



I wish I had a never ending box of Mr Kipling's Exceedingly Good Cakes - Mini Battenbergs


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fu Luft on January 02, 2009, 10:59:47 PM
Granted! And you don't get tired of them either, and you don't get fat, and you tell your friends about your infinite supply Mr Kipling's Exceedingly Good Cakes, and they all come every night, bringing along wine and licorice, and you all share the food and drink and the jolliness. These friends, in turn, tell their friends, who enthusiastically join in. The parties get bigger and bigger every night. Everyone wants to eat of your Exceedingly Good Cakes! Neither do they restrain their visiting hours to the evening any longer. Instead, you have guests all day, every day. All kinds of guests. Social networks are a fine thing, don't you think? Orgies and brawls ensue. Your carpet is covered in dirt from the visitors' boots, in firmly trodden-in crumbs of Exceedingly Good Cakes, and in the vomit of drunken louts. Your toilet overflows; the guests don't mind. You wish you could make another wish to undo this curse, but your internet modem has been stolen and you don't manage to fight your way out of the house through the mob. But don't despair - have an Exceedingly Good Cake! 'Tis always a comfort.

I wish terran time was stopped for as long as I remain logged onto this site, so that I didn't need to heed the call of duty right now.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on January 02, 2009, 11:34:16 PM
Granted!~ Now everything around you suddenly has orange and purple spots, and then goes black. You come out of the mental fog to realize evolution went generations ahead of you in mere seconds. Then you were safely at home with your friends at a party honoring you, minus your arms, sight and ability to speak. "You will live to be eight hundred years old like this" is what the doctors told you oh so kindly. Have fun!

I wish for infinite wishes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fu Luft on January 03, 2009, 01:15:52 AM
Granted! An infinite number of wishes assault your mind, vying for your attention - but granted they are not. You doubt your sanity for wishing carelessly, before your capacity for doubt is eaten away by the onslaught of endless unfulfilled desire, along with your capacity for anything else.

I wish for humility.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on January 05, 2009, 01:34:59 PM
So out of the lamp comes a genie, with a long white beard. He looks rather old, for indeed he is. So old in fact his hearing is failing, and so he thought you wished for humidity, rather than humility. With a confused look on his face he claps his hands and grants your wish never the less. A cloud of dust bust into the air around you and you close your eye. You suddenly lose all sense of direction as the grounds seems to vanish from beneath your feet.

Eventually the ground returns beneath your feet. Peaking a look from one eye you see the cloud is gone. Instead all around you are lush green trees, for the genie transported you to a Thailand forest, in the rainy season. The air is heavy, and seems to stick to your body. You start to sweat almost immediately, covering your clothes in dark sweat-patches.

You spend days simply wondering around this forest, looking for any sign of civilisation. Odd looking berries are your only source of sustenance, and the water you drink has given you a nasty case of the runs. And the humidity is unbearable. You are struggling to breath, as each breath feels like you are drowning. Yet still you soldier, hope slowly dwindling.

Eventually, you escape this nightmare. Want to know how? You sure? You are attacked and eaten by a jaguar. Which is rather odd, since they don’t live in Thailand. Oh well, knowing why it was there ain’t gonna help you now.

I wish I had an endless supply of post-it notes, of all sizes and all colours.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on January 05, 2009, 02:58:30 PM
Granted!  POOF!! the room you are in is instantly filled - floor to ceiling, wall to wall, with a vast variety of post-it-notes.  So many that you cannot move more than a few inches.  You try and tear one off, thinking to inch your way through to the doorway, but it is instantly replaced by a fresh one on top of the pad...endlessly being replaced, one after another.  You cannot escape and are trapped at your computer with your face squashed up against the screen.

I wish to give this wish to someone else...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: seth ghibta on January 06, 2009, 02:25:02 AM
granted! you tell the wish to a penny you picked up off the floor, and drop the penny in a deep mountain pool. a giant catfish lurking at the bottom of the pool sees the shiny wish penny slowly dropping downwards, and swallows it. the catfish ventures into a deep subterranean cave system, where it finds a race of undiscovered troglodytic humanoids, with bright white skin and glowing eyes. the people catch the great catfish, and roast it on a fire, as it is a very big fish and a good reason for a party. they all get plastered drinking olm-blood beer and fall asleep around the skeletal remains of the catfish. when they wake up, the smallest one, who is given the job of clearing up, finds a shiny metal disc among the ashh-smeared bones of the fish. he keeps the penny for himself, beleiving it to have magical properties. but another of the cave people saw him, and wants the strange shiny eye for himself. he confronts the small ceve person, they fight, and one is killed. horrified at what he did, the other cave person throws the penny into a fast flowing stream. it is washed down, out of the cave system, and travels many miles, often in the stomachs of animals, and has many adventures. a small boy with freckles uses it to but a penny sweet. a former president of the USA flips it to decide wether or not to dye his hair green. it makes a "chink" noise against a rock which causes the future emperor of the universe to look round before returning to reading a magazine about cats. eventually it falls into the sea, dropping through a hole in the pocket of a wandering ninja. it lands in the sand next to a brightly coloured deckchair, the owner of which is currently thinking of buying an ice cream, and who is a penny short...

meanwhile, you are enjoying your new life as an ice-cream seller on the beach...

i wish i could remember all the quotes i need for the various exams requiring quotes that are coming up.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on January 06, 2009, 02:39:55 AM
Granted! You remember all the quotes necessary for you to get straight As. Unfortunately, that's all you can remember and you forget everything else. You forget who your friends and family are and become alienated by everyone you know. Eventually you sink into a deep depression over having no friends or family and wreck your car and die a horrible death in the resulting fireball.

I wish I was in love with a great woman who returned my affections.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fu Luft on January 06, 2009, 03:16:03 AM
Granted! On a literary soiree, you meet Doris Lessing, one of the greatest writers alive. You immediately fall for each other. I don't know if you're one of those men who prefer mature women over the inexperienced, but if you are, you need not worry. Lessing has already been married and divorced twice, and has written a marvellous introduction to the new edition of Lady Chatterley's Lover. You are in heaven, and you don't mind at all that Doris is 89 years old. How many years she and you will share on this earth is uncertain, but should she die before you, you can look forward to sweetening the bitter melancholy that will infuse your pining soul for the rest of your days and sleepless nights by reading your great love's collected works.

I wish I didn't need to look up words like 'troglodyte'.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on January 06, 2009, 03:56:38 AM
Granted! You are now a walking dictionary who goes arond always correcting people's grammar and word usages. Soon, the knowledge of every word in the english language drives you to madness and you run around sputtering gibberish. People purposely avoid you, you end up living in the streets and become a stinky hobo. Now everyone really loves you. Enjoy!

I wish for the Midas touch on a command word.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: seth ghibta on January 06, 2009, 04:43:13 AM
Granted!
your very clever plan to avoid the downfall of so many previous Midases works perfectly, and with a simple command you can turn anything into solid gold. you are in complete control of your amazing powers, very clever, and soon, very rich.
you make yourself a beautifully ostentatious suit of golden fabric, and walk in splendour for all to see. you go for a walk in the park and people gasp in wonder.

you are attacked by a massive flock of enraged magpies, besotted by your gleaming suit. you die in hospital from multiple peck wounds and a new strain of avian flu.

i wish i was a superhero dinosaur ninja shapeshifter.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fu Luft on January 06, 2009, 05:23:43 AM
Granted! You are now a superhero dinosaur ninja shapeshifter, and very formidable indeed. Too formidable for the tastes of the Snowdonian Alliance of Demon Dragon Bodybuilder Mindtwisters, who send their thugs to knock on your door and force you to choose: either you'll be turned into superhero dinosaur ninja shapeshifter sausage, or you must wear an orange security vest and confine your activity to afternoon TV.

I wish I could have a conversation with Galileo Galilei's ghost.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on January 08, 2009, 11:28:02 PM
Granted! You get a Ouija board and summon his ghost. Unfortunately, he is a vengeful lich with knowledge of the ancient craft of black magic. Annoyed at being disturbed, he turns you into a potted plant and puts you in his tomb. Enjoy being a ficus.

I wish to be totally cold-hearted.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: seth ghibta on January 09, 2009, 01:54:57 AM
Granted!
you are now the librarian at my high school.

i actually can't thik of anything to say that will corrupt that wish any more, have fun... or not. she doesnt do that. ever.

i wish to get the hang of this "atleast two meals a day, and it doesnt count if they are both composed of sugar and caffeine" thing.

in hindsight, i cant guarantee that the librarian is as evil as i remember - i've successfully avoided the library for the past two years, since being a sixth former gave me the twin priveleges of access to the nice warm common room, and a degree of license in the computer rooms. yay for being one of the big kids!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on January 09, 2009, 03:00:05 AM
Granted! You understand it perfectly and soon everything else becomes clear to you. On the bad side, your brain is now packed with all the knowledge and understanding contained in the universe. Your head grows to eleven times its normal size and everyone thinks you're a freak. You rent yourself out to freak shows; offering to answer any question for a nickle. Eventually, after a day at the old salt mines you decide you are completely unhappy and attempt suicide by a shotgun wound to the head. Then you discover that you can't kill yourself that way because the bullets just bounce off of your head. You run into the bathroom, grab your razor and slit your arms wide open. You lay bleeding on the floor in terrible pain for about three hours, but eventually you die. Enjoy.

I wish for a Ferrari!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 11, 2009, 04:17:49 AM
The Genie of the thread stirs.
Yes? You want a Ferrari?
*Granted*
You get a Ferrari from a strange woman on the beach, who throws you the key. You search the car, and find there are no bombs, the engine is there, the brakes work, the radio will not spit poison at you, and the chairs are not filled with rattlesnakes. You hapilly get into your new Ferrari, and drive it around. All your friends admire your awesome car. You fall asleep that night, feeling fine.
In the middle of the night, the police invade your house. They yell:
"There he is! The murderer of Mr. Jones and the theif of his new experimental Ferrari!"
You are found guilty, even though you don't remember killing Mr. Jones.  In jail, the woman that gave you the car appeared as a prison guard, but then dissapears.
Later, some doctors decide to examine your mental state, and they found you were insane, but that you acted normally. The woman was an invention of your mind. When you thought you were at the beach, you really were at the mansion of Mr. Jones.
You are locked up in a small prison for the mentally insane for the rest of your life.
~FIN~
I wish for an Opal (Gem)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Keltix on January 15, 2009, 09:00:34 PM
Granted!
You start researching all of the popular places to find opals, and decde that the best way to get one is to dig it up yourself. Just for something fun and exciting to do, you catch a flight to South Australia, and head out to Coober Pedy (a town that is famous for opal mining).
The guide leads you to the mining site, and places a stick of dynamite in your left hand, and a box of matches in the other, "Careful with this stuff, right mate?" He says to you, "Put it exactly where you want to get opal, and you've got twenty seconds to get yourself up that hill." He points to a large hill, just outside the long dune-like site. You nodd, thinking that this will be so easy, and the guide walks away.
Carefully, you light a math and light the dynamite. It lights immediately, but you spend more time trying to figure out where to place the stick, instead of placing it and running. The dynamite blows up, making a large hole in the rock wall beside you, and taking your left arm with it.

Oh well. At least you still have those hundreds of tiny little opal pieces to look at.  :D


I wish I had snorkelling goggles that worked properly.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mannix on January 15, 2009, 09:54:11 PM
Oh Keltix, I was thinking of the same thing for that wish. Except I was gonna go with some convoluted way of corrupting the wish involving the Coober Pedy golf course. Funny that. :buck: Anyways, back to the wishing.


Granted. Or so you assume. After wishing for the goggles there is a bright light and you close your eyes. But when you open them again, in your hand sit the same broken goggles. Assuming you can't get anything for nothing these days you go on your way. That night, in your house, your wish is granted. Opening your wardrobe you are charged by an Emperor Penguin, that almost falls out of the furniture. Somehow it manages to get a new pair of goggles on you in all of the commotion, and after a few slap from its slipper, leaves by the window. You are overjoyed. You now have working snorkeling goggles. You can finally go snorkeling again. What joy.

So the next day , in your wetsuit, flippers, goggles and snorkel, you set out for the beach. You begin snorkeling, but unknowingly swim on to the set of Jaws 5, or whatever number they are up to. Wanting to make the movie so realistic, the director has bypassed models or special effects and gone for the real thing, a great white shark. Omitting the gory details, there is a struggle, which you manage to break up with a firm punch to the sharks nose. Unfortunately, you goggles fall off. You dare not shut your eyes, still fearful of the shark and scramble to the shore, eyes burning. The rest of your day is ruined. Not only do you have several bite marks, but your eyes hurt like hell. And what makes it even worse is that the director decided to add your little ordeal into the movie, without acknowledging you. And you never know, because you never see the movie.


I wish I could speak french fluently.

Mannix


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on January 17, 2009, 03:36:47 AM
Granted! You immediately learn to speak french and so you book a flight to France. Unfortunately the plane is hijacked and you and everyone else on the plane crash on an old lady with a nuclear bomb in her purse which explodes and starts world war III

I wish that Santharia existed in the real world


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: seth ghibta on January 17, 2009, 03:47:09 AM
granted! unfortunately it exists, in it's infinitely complex entirety, in a space roughly the size of a public toilet cubicle. everything is quite squashed together, and someone is sitting on all the brownies.

i wish i could be let off doing biology coursework.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on January 29, 2009, 05:30:38 PM
Granted!
You don't haqve to do the biology coursework, but you fail every other subject you take!

I witsh for a green chair.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on January 30, 2009, 03:08:22 AM
Granted! You get a green chair ... too bad it has a built in metal spike measuring nine inches in length. When you sit on it, the spike inserts in your right buttcheek and vibrates at sonic speed. Then an electrical current rockets through your body and causes you to explode. Too bad.

I wish for one hundred beautiful nymphomaniacs to serve my every whim.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on February 11, 2009, 10:39:11 AM
Granted!  But before you can even reach out and touch one, a loud noise wakes you from your dream and you realize you are still sitting on the couch with the tv quietly making noise in the background.  Sorry dude.

I wish my lesson plan was already done...




Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on February 11, 2009, 11:16:27 PM
Granted! Your lesson plan is finished and looks fantastic ... to you. You show your colleagues the fruits of your labor and they laugh at it. Rotten, aren't they? Sorry about your luck.

I wish to have an indestructible wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on February 27, 2009, 03:44:51 AM
Granted, but it gets destroyed by a kitten.
I wish for a fish on a dish


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: grallen gast on February 27, 2009, 06:11:11 AM
granted! it's a large, female hairy anglerfish, and she is not only one of the ugliest things under the sea, but also endowed with lots of big sharp teeth. whilst she hangs determinedly from your wrist, your agonised flailings knock the dish to the floor, and it breaks. but atleast you're not a male anglerfish. :grin:

i wish for a nice coat that fits.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Airyn on February 27, 2009, 10:03:13 PM
Sure!
The coat fits... the first couple of times you wear it.
One day you accidentally throw the garment into the dryer instead of hanging it out on the washing line and it shrinks. You now see your wrists when you look down, and it feels a little tighter than it used to.

I wish I didn't have to do my exam over my 4-day weekend


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: grallen gast on February 28, 2009, 03:20:26 AM
ganted! it was yesterday. how did you do? oh, you missed it? oh, what a shame.

i wish i didnt have to learn to drive and had a robotic pony instead.^.^


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Sni-Sni on February 28, 2009, 04:10:55 AM
You have your robotic pony, but it requires a fraction of crude oil made from the decomposing body of the Grastiin Seasnail to fuel it. Not only will the decomposition process take thousands of years, this creature does not actually exist, rendering your robotic pony useless.

I wish for two more wishes


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fu Luft on February 28, 2009, 08:15:47 AM
Granted!

Here they are.

Where are you?

Sni-Sni?

Sniiii - Sniiiiii ??

Sniiiiiii - Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!

Well, now it's too late. The two wishes vanish into thin air, and, like this insubstantial pageant faded, leave not a rack behind.

I wish I was really a wind wizard.



Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fidget on May 29, 2009, 10:42:11 PM
Granted, unfortunately you can only practice magic deep under the Atlantic ocean where the only wind you have is in your lungs.

I wish my air conditioner worked properly.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: fionn on May 29, 2009, 11:56:01 PM
granted.

you also get the bonus free gift of the jumbo sized freezing wintry rainstorm that's been hanging around here lately. Enjoy it!

i wish i had some biscuits to help me revise.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fu Luft on June 04, 2009, 08:59:00 AM
Granted!

Three kind and intelligent biscuits appear and immediately begin helping you. The first biscuit fetches revision notes, the second marks the most important bits in green ink, and the third asks you sample questions and checks the accuracy of your answers, giving you valuable feedback on your performance. So eager are these valiant biscuits that they do not ever need a break. Whenever you sneak off to Santharia, for example - like now, when you're reading this - the biscuits pull you from your computer and back to your books and notes. It is in the late evening that they get really annoying, though, as they do not have a need for sleep and make an awful racket discussing possible exam questions and the merits and demerits of different mnemonic strategies. When you open your eyes in the morning, the first thing you see are three briskly ambitious biscuits hopping on your bed, waving textbooks and pens.

Maybe the best thing to do is to eat them? Bon appetit!

I wish I could understand the language of humpback whales.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lucian on June 04, 2009, 07:54:00 PM
Upon thinking about Humpback Whales, you notice that your DvD of Finding Nemo is curiously laid out beside your stack of movies. You decide to play the movie, after all, it is somewhat amusing, and find yourself becoming extremely interested in the scene where Dory, the blue fish, tries to ask directions of the Humpback whale.

Later that day, you have nothing to occupy your time with so you start mimicking the sounds that Dory made to talk to the whale. Chuckling at yourself, you shake your head and pick up the telephone to call a friend and tell them how interesting your day has been. You begin to speak, but your words come out as the piercing wails which you had attempted beforehand.

So, yes, you can now understand the language of the Humpback Whale. Hey, you even get to speak it, too! Enjoy!

I wish I could annoy my sister and not have her hit me with a textbook.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Twén Aråerwén on June 04, 2009, 08:05:45 PM
Wish granted, your sister decides the textbook has been useless. Though her purchase of the Louisville Slugger spells your doom, as she beats you about the face and shoulders. Resulting in your corpse nestled in a sanguine pool of your own blood. Your last thought: The textbook is a fond memory.


I wish for a new pair of bunny slippers.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Valan Nonesuch on June 05, 2009, 04:51:39 AM
Voila, which is to say, You have bunny slippers! Bunny Slipper get! Unfortunately for you, these are not bunny slippers but cunningly disguised creatures called Bunny Slipper Mimics! As soon as you put your feet in them, they bite down, severing your feet and proceed to devour you. Sorry again.

I wish I had a grue.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fidget on June 05, 2009, 05:17:56 AM
TA DAA, you are now the proud owner and current inhabitant of the Grue River in Italy. Too bad it's flood season, but the water doesn't reach quite high enough to keep you out of the way of the sharp rocks  coming up in yet the fith set of rapids. Bummer Dude.

I wish I was an artist.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Valan Nonesuch on June 05, 2009, 09:17:41 AM
(Must resist Godwin's Law)

Congratulations, you are now an artist starving on the streets of a random european country with no talent whatsoever. (What, you never said you had to be good) You were rejected from art school because you were better suited to making poorly drawn stick figures than anything resembling art, and are now reduced to picking trash. Have fun!

I wish that the next person to post got a second wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fidget on June 05, 2009, 10:54:42 AM
Yay me. Too bad I can't remember my first one.

I wish I were a Good artist.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: fionn on June 06, 2009, 02:05:12 AM
wish granted! congratulations, you paint amazingly - scenes and characters that evoke the deepest emotions and queries inherent to the human soul. your art is so lifelike and powerful that it literally speaks to people. through telepathy. after three weeks of frantic panting you produce your masterwork - a full size reimagining of the bustling streets of London in the seventeenth century. it is beautiful, full of life, colour, emotion, movement - movement? you turn again and look closer. the eyes of every figure glint, as if a sudden wicked thought has simultaneously occurred to everyone in the scene. you step closer... and everything goes weird. enjoy your life in seventeenth century london, try the typhus!

i wish willpower could cure hayfever.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Pline on June 06, 2009, 06:02:26 AM
Congratulations! Willpower now cures hayfever. Unfortunately (isn't it always this way?) the ability to do so reduces the strength of your immune system, and so you acquire a veritable horde of tiny nasty infectious things. Have fun with your walking plague factory of a body.

I wish I had a glass that was perfectly ordinary.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Laonna on June 11, 2009, 11:16:52 AM
You got it, it's a perfectly ordinary glass, just a dull ordinary glass, in fact its so spectacularly ordinary, you spend all day just looking at, feeling your brain turn to mush, and slowly starving to death.

Woo this is fun!  :P

I wish all the people I love, truely loved me back.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Eyimon Sorossa on June 11, 2009, 11:27:08 AM
Congratulations, everyone loves you


As a martyr. Turns out you stopped a horde of stampeding dust bunnies, and now everyone loves you. Too bad you're dead. I wish I was breathing plain air.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Morden Peshirgolz on June 11, 2009, 11:35:38 AM
Granted! The air is still good, clean, plain, air but you seem to have undergone a bit of a transformation. You're now a martian, which means that plain ol' air is poisonous too you. As you choke and turn lots of pretty colors while suffocating on the floor, all of your friends and family gather around to say goodbye to you. But wait, you're not dead yet, as a band of martians sees your plight and takes pity on you, wisking away to their home planet. Their your rescuer forces you to marry his woefully ugly daughter, and you live out your life in misery among the martians.

I wish I could swim across the ocean in a day.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fidget on June 11, 2009, 11:46:05 AM
Granted! In order to achieve this you underwent surgery to have your hands and feet enlarged and webbed. This transormation was somehow leaked to the media and you've been dubbed duckboy by newspapers across the world who follow your story and are there on the fatefull day of your swim. To keep up your stamina you injested massive amounts of ephedrine and begin your swim. Unfortunately you took to much, and due to your enlarged limbs your heart your heart had to work twice as hard and burst ten meters from your goal. Bummer dude.

I wish I had a Corvette.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ganendrin Ironhammer on June 15, 2009, 11:17:57 PM
Granted! your corvette turns out to be a gas-guzzling machine, and you have to pay a major high in gas prices. after years of paying thousands of dollars for your brand new car, it breaks down in the middle of the road, and two other cars crash into it.

I wish that this sentence is true
but also false.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on June 15, 2009, 11:44:45 PM
Granted! It's completely true fact-wise whilst also using false grammar - "I wish this sentence were true but also false" would be the correct version.  Subjunctive tense :P

I wish the world was flat.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ganendrin Ironhammer on June 16, 2009, 12:03:25 AM
Granted! but it's tilted axis makes everyone fall off.

I wish this sentence were true, but also false.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on June 16, 2009, 12:25:31 AM
 :lol:  Darn it, I thought that was quite a clever answer!

ok...Granted!  But in order to make this true and false everything else also has to be simultaneously true and false too.  Water is now cold and not cold, grass is green and not green, beans make you fart and don't make you fart...the world is in chaos.  Everyone is so confused they all give up and commit suicide....and don't...simultaneously....

I wish I could defy gravity


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ganendrin Ironhammer on June 16, 2009, 12:27:57 AM
granted, you now float up up and away, like superman, until an airplane hits you.

I wish I WAS superman


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Valan Nonesuch on June 16, 2009, 12:48:58 AM
Congratulations! You are now... Superman's Corpse. What, you asked for it. Turns out you ingested a lethal dose of kryptonite as part of a glaze on some duck. Funny world isn't it. Have fun decomposing.

I wish for a small, dead but edible, fish. That will not eat me. Or my organs.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Rookie Brownbark on June 16, 2009, 01:29:37 AM
Granted!  It's so tiny you can't even taste it.  Bon appetit!

I wish I had a million pounds which I was legally entitled to.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fidget on June 16, 2009, 03:22:02 AM
Granted, but unfortunately it's the American pound making you the worlds largest person,nearly an island even. You become (in)famous for this and are posted on tabloids all across the world. Even do a few talk shows where all they ask is what happened to make you this way, then give up when you admitted you wished for it.

I wish I were the worlds strongest man.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 16, 2009, 04:42:40 AM
Granted! You "were" the worlds strongest man, but now you are dead because you tried to fight chuck norris(who doesn't count as a man).

I wish i was chuck norris so i could run so fast that i point my fist forwards end up punching myself in the head. Also so that i can roundhouse kick everything to death, have a fist where my chin should be, and glare at the grass in my lawn all day, rather than cut it(trust me, it'll be too scared to grow).


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ganendrin Ironhammer on June 16, 2009, 02:53:54 PM
Granted! but when you tried out running and punching yourself in the head, you knocked yourself backwards, glaring at the grass, it parted away, so their was nothing to cushion your fall, and you died on the landing.

I wish to have three more wishes


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thorin Broadfist on June 17, 2009, 11:09:16 AM
Well, your wish would've been granted had you read the fine print, instead those at Wish Industries had to have you apprehended. During your capture, you are tortured, maimed, and horribly disfigured. After they release you, you try to tell people what they did to you but because you look like a walking corpse they instead shoot you on sight thinking that you are in fact the living dead. It's a shame really...

I wish that I survive a 100 year blizzard.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ganendrin Ironhammer on June 17, 2009, 07:21:09 PM
granted, but you cant get out of the blizzard, and it rages on for more then 100 years. you are now cold and without food for the rest of your life...

I wish that this wish was unwishable, and could not be wish corrupted  :P


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 18, 2009, 01:15:52 AM
Granted, you wished for the unwishable, a dishwasher that wishes. The dishwater eventually tired of you and wished you dead.

I wish i were an oscar meyer weiner. Then everybody would be in love with me.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on June 22, 2009, 07:32:11 AM
Granted you are now a weiner. (snickers) Everyone now loves you but you are then put under extreme heat that causes stripped burns to your body and you are put in a bun topped with all condiments you can think of and eaten for someones supper.

I wish for a quiet life where everything goes well and I have a beautiful house, a nice car that works and a stable job that supports me and my beautiful family. I live a long and happy life and die of old age surrounded by friends and family.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Valan Nonesuch on June 22, 2009, 07:47:42 AM
Congratualtions. You have a perfect life. Except you have to pay for it by taking bribes from certain... respectable "businessmen". You die with your soul crushed by the knowledge that you have aided the work of criminals.

I wish for fish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on June 22, 2009, 07:50:47 AM
Granted but the fish is actually an evil alien from space that starts small. You feed and care for it and it grows then lays eggs and eats you alive then takes over all the planet in a couple big musical numbers and its all your fault.

I wish for an adventurous life that I survive throughout.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Laonna on June 26, 2009, 05:33:45 AM
Granted, you adventure everywhere. But whilst trying to retrieve a valuable item from deep within the bowels of the cave of death, you slip and break your neck. You survive because some people find you and bring you to hospital where the surgeon decides the only way you would survive is if they transplant the body of a weasel on to your head. Enjoy your life in the circus!

I wish I had the ability to turn pictures of whatever I choose into real objects.

(large amounts of jewelry, here I come!)  :lol:



Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 26, 2009, 05:39:42 AM
You become intoxicated and summon El Diablo. He then proceeds to take you back down to be his slave Ala Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny.

I wish for a healthy life(altogether uneventful and serene) with an unclouded conscience, great wife, and a place in heaven next to George Washington Carver and Jesus(talk about a lot of free peanut butter). Utterly no disappointments, and just to be clear, heaven doesn't come under siege and lose, so that most definitely isn't an option. Seeing as i stay next to Jesus and Carver for eternity eating peanut butter, no one i don't like approaches me in heaven. Beat that!

Edit:post no. 100! May the force be with you...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on June 26, 2009, 06:09:57 AM
Granted, you live a healthy life, have an unclouded conscience, great wife. Unfortunately you are unable to enjoy it because you are in fact a vegetable. After your death you are stuck with Washington who refuses to wash his clothing, and Jesus though beside you constantly nags at you about your dull personality when you were a live, which is true considering you were a vegetable. Because of this in order to liven you up in heaven the peanut butter that you eat gives you a sever electric shock at 2000 volts from which you can't die because you are already dead.

I wish to be GOD

Side Note: I pwned you.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on June 26, 2009, 09:06:55 AM
Granted, you didn't say which god though. You become allah and spend the rest of eternity listening to jihadists complain to you about not getting 100 virgins when they blew themselves up.

I wish I could live alone in a yurt where nobody would bother me but you guys.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 26, 2009, 09:47:46 AM
Granted. I take the liberty of bothering you and chucking golf balls, tennis balls, and footballs at you until you go into cardiac arrest.

I wish to be eternally isolated and very happy about it, no depression, just serenity. I have no character flaws(AKA vegetable status), and my perfection doesn't irritate me at all. Oh, and one last thing. I wish there was absolutely no way for me ever to not be happy and serene.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on June 26, 2009, 10:35:36 AM
Granted. You live by yourself in the middle of the woods in total bliss. Due to your radiant perfection however the hideous looking hermit who lives on the other side of a mountain several thousand miles away from your location finds out about you through divine intervention. A fish and turtle then run into the woods at the command of a hermit and proceed to have a tag team death match with you. Unfortunately you have nobody to tag and end up dieing at the young age of three. All this happens with you in perfect happiness because your to serene to notice that you have passed on.

I wish to be the Head of the Corleone Mafia Family of Italy with all the perks that it entails. 


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on June 26, 2009, 08:47:22 PM
Granted, you are now the head of the corleone mafia in Italy. You receive the perk of being shot by an assassin.

I wish that I can breathe underwater.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on June 26, 2009, 10:30:07 PM
Granted. You can breath underwater with the help of the government who spliced your DNA with that of a fish. You have gills in short. Unfortunately you find yourself caught by a fisherman in Australia, and die a terrible death involving a teacup, peanut butter jar,  and a rouge whale.

I wish I was Lord of the Universe.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mathis Mallister on June 26, 2009, 11:02:51 PM
Your wish in granted my boy. You are now the Lord of the entire Universe. You no longer need concern yourself with the petty problems of mortal man. You have more important things to worry about.




T҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚o invoke the h҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ive-mind re҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚presenting chaos. Invoking҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ the feeling of ch҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚aos. With out ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚order.҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ The Nezperd҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ho Waits Behind ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚The Wall. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ̒̓̔̕̚,

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉

H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉




I wish to be safe when Zalgo comes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on June 26, 2009, 11:07:35 PM
Granted you live in complete isolation from the rest of the world and then the day before Zalgo comes you get shot by a fish and you die. Your body is safe from Zalgo because he can do nothing else to you.

I wish to know who in the world Zalgo is.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Valan Nonesuch on June 26, 2009, 11:20:31 PM
Congratulations, you now know the identity of the Dreaded ZALGO, devourer of worlds, eater of stars, consumer of decay and defiler of corpses (yes, it is not pleasant)
You go mad from the revelation.

I want a better lock on my door. One that I can open without having it break (at all) and that will work when I want it to.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on June 27, 2009, 06:37:18 AM
Granted. You have the finest lock in the world that will open without breaking and will work when you want it to. Unfortunately it is the lock on your prison door, and you die cold and alone.

I wish for an understanding of infinity.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 27, 2009, 09:14:51 AM
Granted. You realize that the concept is so simple, that you kill yourself for having wasted so much time thinking upon so stupid an idea.

I wish everyone and everything absolutely loved me, wished me no harm, and i had no problems with them wanting to please me.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on June 27, 2009, 10:10:19 AM
Granted, everyone loves you and cherishes you. They love you so much they mob you one day outside your house and everyone hugs you as much as they can. You explode into mush and your followers go insane because they hurt you.

I wish that I know the future.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fidget on June 27, 2009, 10:15:27 AM
Granted, you now kow the future. The influx of knowledge including when and how you and all you love one are going to die has sent you into a complete mental meltdown. When questioned at your new home the asylum you can only gibber on about clowns and bird droppings.

I wish i could find a good job.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 27, 2009, 10:24:08 AM
Granted, you find a good job. Someone else gets it.  :graph:

I wish for all the imported dark chocolate i can get, without any repercussions and overeating problems. Also, the chocolate isn't poisoned, so that isn't an option.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on June 27, 2009, 10:32:37 AM
Dark chocolate is restricted in the country where you live. You buy some off of the black market and are arrested.

I wish for good food.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on June 27, 2009, 09:32:07 PM
Granted. You live in Ethiopia, and you get some Ethiopian food. Strangely enough even they don't know what Ethiopian food taste like. In your quest to find some Ethiopian food you fall of a cliff and die.

I wish for the ability to fight crime like superman, spiderman, the greenlantern, and the flash!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on June 27, 2009, 09:43:38 PM
Granted you get the powers of superman, spiderman, the greenlantern, and the flash. You try to fly, webswing, shoot green stuff, and move really fast at the same time. You implode like a banana in a blendtech blender set on smoothie.

I wish for a smoothie(not banana) that will not kill or injure me, result in my imprisonment, or otherwise inconvenience me. It must also taste good and not be too large or small.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thorin Broadfist on June 28, 2009, 12:19:22 AM
Granted! It tastes so delicious that you make it your goal in life to find another smoothie just as delicious. However, because only one smoothie was made by the wish, you fail miserably and jump off a cliff into the ocean.

I wish I wasn't tired anymore...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fidget on June 28, 2009, 12:22:31 AM
Grante your not tired anymore. In fact you can't sleep period. You search for years to find something that will give you 8 full hours of rest but fail. The lack of mental down time combined with physical fatigue drive you mad.

I wish I could live happily ever after.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 28, 2009, 02:21:25 AM
Granted. You die and end up in hell. Say hi to Beelzebub for us...

I wish for security, that nothing in any way inconveniences me, and that i don't inconvenience myself either in any manner. This also extends to the afterlife, and i have no character flaws. Beat that!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on June 28, 2009, 02:53:16 AM
Granted, nothing ever inconveniences you. You speed from place to place, people are annoyed by you getting everything you want and being so perfect they shun you forever. You die could alone and feared by all.


I wish for a pie that will not kill me or result in my death or inconvenience.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on June 28, 2009, 09:31:27 AM
Granted you get a pie. Unfortunately you suffer from a sever throat infection and are unable to eat it.

I wish for a few cigarettes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on June 28, 2009, 11:19:25 AM
You get two cigarettes in your cold and lonely cell, unfortunately you have nothing to light them with.

I with for the best personal computer ever created.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on June 29, 2009, 08:59:40 AM
Granted. You receive the best computer the world over. It obtains sentience however, and tries to take over the world. As it's owner you are made personally responsible. You spend the remainder of your life in jail creating new computers for poor people.

I wish for some way to stop my headaches.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on June 29, 2009, 09:45:49 AM
(Hmm, a cubicle is kind of like jail) You quaff a jar of asprin and have a heart attack. The doctors resuscitate you, but unfortunately there was too much brain damage to fix, I hope you enjoy being a vegetable for the rest of your life. :evil:

I wish for a dog, that wont kill or aim me or anyone else. He must also be house trained.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on June 29, 2009, 10:29:48 AM
Granted you get a dog and it doesn't kill or aim you but it one day attacks and does maim you.  :evil: I love typos.  :evil:

I wish that I wasn't so pathetic and had a life.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on June 29, 2009, 10:54:34 AM
Granted, you spend your dreary life doing something "real" like selling lawn ornaments until the day where you don't wake up and you realize that being pathetic was actually quite pleasant.

I wish for a keyboard that works, an wont kill or Maim me or someone else.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on June 29, 2009, 12:08:30 PM
Granted. You have a keyboard that works perfectly. Eventually you grow tired of the fact that it works so perfectly, and in anger you destroy it. Happily you begin to piece it back together, unfortunately you can't find the cap lock key. You spend the majority of your life looking for it only to find out that you had mixed up the caps lock with the alt key.

I wish to win a gang fight.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mathis Mallister on June 29, 2009, 12:25:12 PM
You win a gang fight. You are still a life-failing gang member.

I wish to show you my pokemans.
Please let me show them to you.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Sir Ruil Mallister on June 29, 2009, 12:27:10 PM
You do indeed show me your Pokemans.  But I call rape and get you arrested.

I wish I WAS a Pokemon.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Nox Echiiscuan on June 29, 2009, 12:35:51 PM
You are now a Pokemon. A pikachu, in fact. However, you are a horribly disfigured one. You are caught by a circus owner and displayed as a side-show for all the little kids to throw tomatoes at.

I wish I were invincible.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Silmarwen Elanessë on June 29, 2009, 12:52:26 PM
Your Wish is granted. Nobody can touch you, or do you harm.You are completely safe. Unfortunately harm is not the only thing that you repel, but it seems you have a force field around you that repels everything you try to touch, food water...the ground. Have fun  being Invincible!!

I wish I could travel to fictional Worlds...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on June 29, 2009, 09:32:30 PM
Granted. You begin traveling to fictional worlds, the problem being you have no control over where you go. You are then transported to the Underwater city of Atlantic where you begin to drown only to save yourself by going to the Nine Hells of Bator, and then you proceed to go to the territory of Quillion where you get sold off as a slave on the Blok Market. Good luck with that :grin:

I wish for super swordsman powers!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 30, 2009, 10:22:13 AM
Granted. You cleave through everything in your path, but a mage lying just out of your peripherals totally screws you.

I wish for something that has absolutely nothing negative attached or derived from it. As a result of me making this wish, nothing else happens separately as a consequence.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mathis Mallister on June 30, 2009, 10:52:46 AM
Your wish is granted, but it is incredibly boring.

I wish for the world's biggest crouton.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Sir Ruil Mallister on June 30, 2009, 11:17:56 AM
Your wish is granted, but you get it in Soviet Russia. And you know what world's-biggest croutons do to you in Soviet Russia!

I wish to be a real lady's man.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: willow efijy on June 30, 2009, 12:56:38 PM
your wish is granted ... but to make you a ladies man you are turned into a chocolate man and the first women you come to eats you alive


i wish i was the most beautiful women alive


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 30, 2009, 12:58:34 PM
Granted. Sadly, you didn't read the fine print. Have fun being a gold digger in the middle of Malaysia.

I wish for utter safety, satisfaction, and pleasure. An early ticket to heaven.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: willow efijy on June 30, 2009, 01:01:57 PM
granted you make it to heaven but not your vision of it as you are frosen into a heaven ice cream for all eternaty


i wish for a performing dog


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on June 30, 2009, 11:22:49 PM
Granted. Your performing dog walks the high wire, and can swing on the flying trapeze. Due to genetic modification your dog has thumbs! As such the scientists who you stole the dog from come looking for you and take you back to their lab. For several years you get experimented on before you transform into a fish, and get eaten by a fisherman.

I wish I had super strength and speed.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: willow efijy on July 01, 2009, 08:44:33 AM
granted but the speed is uncontrolable you can't stop moving and spend the rest of your days smashing through walls due to this




i wish i was an eskimo


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Laonna on July 01, 2009, 08:54:07 AM
Granted, you are an Eskimo. But you drunkenly agree to complete a bet without first asking what the bet is. Your friends dare you to lick an old rusty pole, and, it being very cold, your tongue sticks to the bar. Your friends have a good laugh at you, then drunkenly stumble home, waking in the morning with no recollection of what they did last night. This is why no one finds until you have turned into a Popsicle.

I wish I could break into the film industry as an extremely well talented actress.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 01, 2009, 10:02:08 PM
Granted. Amazing! Fabulous! Stupendous! Lights and cameras every where! You come out as the hot new actress for horror films. Your face is so badly distorted that people have trouble seeing your face properly and your over bite is enough to drop the jaw off of any man. Congratulations!

I wish for a good book to read and a devil.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mathis Mallister on July 01, 2009, 10:22:17 PM
A devil? Boy, don't you know that The Devil has more important things to do? People like YOU think that "the Devil" lives in some sort of houseboat, just drinkin' daiquiris, and listenin' to Jimmy Buffet. People like YOU think that "the Devil" lives in some sort of abandoned railroad car, just travelin' from state to state, eatin' sardines out of a can, and tellin' stories to strangers, and pettin' his scraggly little dog that he has. See, people like YOU think that "the Devil" lives in some sort of magical hot air balloon kingdom, where he just zooms around on a Segway scooter, and watches soap operas, and does Sudoku! People like YOU think that "the Devil" lives in some sort of rundown laundry deturgent factory, where he just eats candy canes out of a box that he has, and he just writes short stories, and twirls his hair! You see, people like YOU think that "the Devil" is some sort of stowaway on Paul Simon's tour bus, just travelin' across America, and eatin' Teddy Grahams, and when people fall asleep, spittin' them in their ears! See, people like YOU, think that "the Devil" lives on some jewel-encrusted surfboard, just floatin' in the middle of a wave pool, just readin' romance novels, and thinkin' about boys! People like YOU think that "the Devil" lives on a Hollywood movie studio set that's made to look like a World War Two fighter jet, and he just lounges around all day, gettin' baked, and callin' his friends, and hangin' up on 'em!

Since I've just put anyone who read all that through Hell - I wish for the release of Diablo 3.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 01, 2009, 11:06:42 PM
Granted. Diablo 3 is released to the world, but all the games are destroyed when the Devil realizes that the game is hotter than he is.

I wish for a cold drink.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: grallen gast on July 02, 2009, 04:32:04 AM
granted....

wait for it...

Brainfreeze!!!!!!!!!! oh the pain! and I'm only inflicting it through the medium of postiness, so it must be hell for you.

i wish ths baby chick would grow up into a massively impressive tame cockerel and stop bothering me already. i want my left hand back.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: willow efijy on July 02, 2009, 08:37:52 AM
granted the baby chick grows up into a tame rooster but it grows up too quick and before you know it he died, you are so distrought that you end up as a patient in the loony bin asking everybody who comes past "do you have a chick???" :shocked:


i wish for some sort of time travel divise


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Fidget on July 02, 2009, 12:49:10 PM
Granted you get your time travel devise. To bad you can only go foward. So you miss everything important in your life after the first try and end up alone in the apocalyptic future.

I wish I could think of a good entry for our story.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on July 02, 2009, 08:20:58 PM
Granted, you think of the greatest entry the dream has ever seen, unfortunately its greatness burns our eyes and we can't read it, or ever post again.

I wish i had more experience.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Laonna on July 03, 2009, 01:10:26 AM
Granted. You now have experience in everything, and I mean everything (horseriding, fencing, singing, acting, dancing, fishing, cooking, speaking every language under the sun fluently, directing, painting, modelling, shooting, killing, fighting, arguing.... the list goes on, and on, and on), however by the time you have gathered experience in everything, you are too old to remember any of it. In the words of a cartoon comic book guy "hah, I've wasted my life".

 :P

I wish Vampires were real and I could be a slayer. ( and I'm not insane or hallucinating)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on July 03, 2009, 01:14:45 AM
Granted. Are you kidding me? You get massacred by the hordes of the undead, so have fun with that buddy...

I wish i could get my piano chops back. It's been about half a decade since i could play Alkan. I wish i could play this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2kMERs2mOM&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fuser%2FLukecash12&feature=player_profilepage


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 03, 2009, 01:40:47 AM
Granted. You become stupendous with playing the piano. One day while playing so enthusiastically your neighbor runs into your house and kills you because he couldn't take how much you were playing.

I wish for a giant mobile suit.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on July 03, 2009, 04:54:38 AM
Granted. Sadly, you pronounce mobile wrong and get something German that looks like shamwow but smells like haggis. O goody!

I wish to be isolated in utter nothingness, and like it. Heaven without distractions, alone. You see, there's a password...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on July 03, 2009, 05:16:45 AM
You open your mailbox one day and are sucked into an endless white void, bliss... for a while. Unfortunately there is no food in your personal nirvana, enjoy your few days of bliss and starvation.

I wish that I know every language that exists or has existed and I will not die or go insane as a result.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 03, 2009, 05:32:37 AM
Granted. You learn every language in the world, however you are unable to pronounce, or apply the words properly though you know what the words are and it what context they should be used. As such you unknowingly threaten a Russian ambassador, embarrass a Japanese woman, and start a gang fight between an Ethiopian and a Jewish. As a result they challenge you to a wrestling match WWE style and thrash you to the point of death. What a match!

I wish I was an amazing bodyguard!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on July 03, 2009, 05:38:49 AM
Granted. You truly are an amazing bodyguard. Within the first minute of work, however, all of your clientele get shot in the head.

I wish for space travel to be convenient. Not necessarily that i want to rot on a distant planet, but for folks to colonize gliese357 and somesuch for me(the spell check got angry at me for putting in somesuch, talk about a really old expression).


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 03, 2009, 05:43:05 AM
Granted. Space travel does in fact become convenient and incredibly cheep. So cheep in fact that even the poor are able to afford it. Unfortunately you are unable to enjoy all that because scientists find out that you made he wish that made traveling through space convenient. As such you are stuck in your house with barricaded walls while angry scientists bang on your door, and are unable to reap the rewards of your wish.

I wish for the ability to possess people indefinitely.

Note: That's the first time I've read that spell check can get angry at a person  :rolling:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on July 03, 2009, 05:53:03 AM
Granted. You get wasted before you can own anyone though. burn!

I wish for an extended hill billy family to protect me with shotguns. And no scary romantic entanglements, so that's out of the picture...

Every time i write a word in old Aenglish the spell check underlines it in red. It's almost a guilt trip because i try to never misspell anything. So we argue sometimes... Did you know that the old english language was divided into several British tribes even until just before the Revolutionary war? There are still people who speak the Anglo-Saxon variety in Ireland. But all of that is not nearly as fun as studying Italian. They call it all Italian, but it seems like every square mile has it's own food, art, and expressions/terms.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 03, 2009, 05:58:31 AM
Granted. You are protected by hill billies, but when one of them realizes that you like classical music instead of country music he tries to take you down and they end up shooting each other. You are then hit by a stray bullet or seventeen and die an agonizing death with hot lead ... everywhere.

I wish for an ice cream cake.

Note: Yeah I know how you feel, I'm spelling and grammar obsessed as well. Mine is more because I want to write a book, but you get the idea so I guess we can sympathize with each other then eh?


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on July 03, 2009, 06:02:13 AM
Granted. The ice cream cake resents it's purpose in existing. Sadly, it decides today it will eat you.

I wish for a less evil, still tasty, treat.

Are you bilingual yourself? I am currently learning Latin along with Deutsch.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 03, 2009, 06:55:53 AM
Granted. You receive a Pie of Lesser Evil. Strangely enough ever time you heart word unconfuscibobulated you feel the urge to beat up and or threaten someone. This finally gets out of hand when you threaten President Barack Obama and are then thrown in jail.

I wish for a jet pack.

Note: Yeah actually I can speak a little French, and Mandarin as well as write them. I can understand Sanskrit and Japanese and I can speak, read and write Hindi properly and fluently. It helps to be multi-talented :grin:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Pepper Cynders on July 04, 2009, 04:34:21 PM
granted you get your jet pack but during first use you loose control and break your neck :fish:


i wish for some sort of robotic walrus(that wont kill me or leave me as a vegetable)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Laonna on July 04, 2009, 11:17:53 PM
Granted, you have a robotic walrus that doesn't kill you, or break your neck. However it does kill all your family and friends, until you decide you have to kill it. You decide to chuck a grenade at it to stop its murderous rampage. It doesn't kill you, but the explosion caused by you throwing a grenade at it does.

I wish I could get copies of Supernatural on DVD for less than my local DVD shop is charging me.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on July 05, 2009, 01:13:44 AM
Wow, this game actually lives on?

Granted! Your DVD's should arrive by mail, tomorrow.
You get the funny feeling something is wrong when a mail officer is assaulted by rabid butterflies, the local post office goes up in flames overnight, and a short but spectacular meteor shower reduces your mail box to a six-foot wide crater.

When the package finally dóes arrive, almost half an hour late, it turns out the advert forgot to mention they were dubbed in ǃXóõ.

I wish it was just below 22 degrees celcius outside, instead of 30+.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Decipher Ziron on July 05, 2009, 02:26:36 AM
It become approximately 21.9 degress celsius, but only for every instance in which you dont realise it. Once you realise the temperature has changed to a more bearable heat, it immeadiately becomes another 20 degrees hotter, until at which point you stop noticing.

I wish for my garden to actually look nice without me having to put in any work.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 05, 2009, 04:41:16 AM
Granted. Your garden looks incredible! Unfortunately the garden gnomes you helped to make your garden beautiful resent you for never doing anything. Using their mystical powers they trap you with the help of a garden plant and tickle you to death. Enjoy!

I wish I had some coffee flavored ice cream.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on July 05, 2009, 07:49:54 AM
Granted! But too bad.... they're expired.

I wish for nothing that will turn into mayhem


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Pepper Cynders on July 05, 2009, 09:15:38 AM
granted you are giving something that wont turn into mayhem, unfortunatley nothing ever happens and you get so bored that you cut your own neck and enjoy it as something is finally happening :evil:


i wish for the best rollercoaster in the world :grin:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Foraste Lydan on July 05, 2009, 11:21:48 AM
Granted, a New Theme Park opens in your back yard. Their main attraction is the most amazing roller coaster in the world. You ride it, an the gut wrenching thrill release so much adrenaline that you body becomes over-stressed and you age 90 years. Have fun sipping mashed yams through a straw in your retirement home.

I wish for a big party, that I'm invited to.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mathis Mallister on July 05, 2009, 07:57:50 PM
Granted. Huge party, held this very evening. You see a girl you're interested in, walk towards her to make an amusing observation - but you are intercepted by an acquaintance of yours that's had one too many already. They proceed to talk to you about absolutely nothing while you - too socially inexperienced (seeing as this is the first big party you've been invited to) to shake them off - are forced to stand there, smile and nod for an hour. Sorry bro! Sucks this much :graph:

I wish for some FANCY ketchup.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 05, 2009, 11:28:20 PM
Granted. You purchase a seven hundred thousand dollar bottle of ketchup in a specially designed champagne shaped bottle. Unfortunately you are forced to sell your house, and give all the money you possess in various bank accounts in order to achieve this. Good luck being dirt poor! :grin:

I wish for a pretty girl that I can flirt with.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on July 07, 2009, 02:49:29 AM
Granted! You come across a fabulous looking girl, and decide to make a move one her. Unfortunately, the lass in question in a feministic antisocial lesbian with a 3rd degree black belt in ninjitsu..

Or so you are told once the doctors manage to put enough of you together to restore your hearing. Also, you will probably never have any offspring from here on and might have a bit of a limp after revalidation.


I wish for just enough time for me to finish all my santharian entry ideas and nothing else to do with it.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mathis Mallister on July 07, 2009, 03:06:15 AM
Granted. You hop on the plane that will take you on a very distracting vaction, but it suffers a freak electrical problem over Austria. You are somehow the lone miraculous survivor. You land on Artimidor's doorstep, and he takes you in for a long recovery, allowing you to stay in his closet and use a laptop - but only to finish your entries.

He won't even let you look at them once they are put up on the site with the pretty pictures attached. What a hardass. (http://direkliansanth.250free.com/emotebat.gif)

I wish that my entries that I am not proud of were removed from the site!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on July 07, 2009, 03:51:48 AM
Granted! Only problem is EVERY entry was removed by mistake. Whoops.

I wish I didn't burn my hand on July 4th.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: grallen gast on July 07, 2009, 03:54:35 AM
granted. you burnt it on july 3rd. and then again on july 5th. clumsy.

i wish i had a magical/bionic hand to replace my knackered right one.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on July 08, 2009, 02:19:52 AM
Granted! The next night, the infernal thing crawls up the blankets and chokes you to death.

I wish Art would release me!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 08, 2009, 02:25:35 AM
Granted. Art releases you, however due to a terminal crash you never get the memo. You end up working for the rest of your life, and Art informs you in person at your grave that you had been released a good forty years earlier.

I wish for a super math text book that can teach you everything about math!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on July 08, 2009, 02:32:55 AM
Granted! You get a super-amazing talking math text book that can teach calculus and trig to a monkey in twenty minutes. It also has a switch for on and off, how handy! The only downside is that when you turn the switch to off it gum-bumps on and on about meaningless gibberish. Bet next time you think twice before wishing to be all knowing.

I wish someone actually liked me. :(


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on July 08, 2009, 02:37:11 AM
Granted. People love you, they adore you, they shower their blessing on you. Strangely enough it might have to do with the fact that you are a dog and spend a lot of your time trying to entertain little kids, and old people. Unfortunately you get over exited one day and knock down some rich guys son and you get shot for it. Bad luck I'd say. :shakes head:

I wish for a falling train to strike down my enemies!!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Miraran Tehuriden on July 08, 2009, 06:21:31 AM
Granted! You are tremendously in favour with some of the locals on your next holliday. Or rather, in flavour, as they maintain their ancestral cannibalistic traditions. Yay for cultural diversity!

I wish it would only rain after dark.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hale chinchilla Cambush on July 08, 2009, 04:32:11 PM
granted it only rains when it is dark, infact when it is dark it is always raining and one day the sun fizzled out so it never stopped raining and it was all your falt hmmph :evil:


i wish for a giant donkey shaped cheese


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Arogus Lutranim on July 29, 2009, 09:15:52 AM
Granted, but the truck carrying it was stolen by highway bandits and it is now in the hands of the police and in an evidence bag.

I wish that the next person's wish comes true, and exactly how they wanted it to.(have fun with this one, it's the kind that makes you want to shoot yourself)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on August 06, 2009, 09:07:04 AM
Granted.

I wish to be totally screwed over.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hale chinchilla Cambush on August 06, 2009, 04:06:52 PM
granted but you get totally hammered and cant stand up for the next month :fish:

i wish for me to go to space and come back without being killed or horribley injured


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Naomi Glitragale on August 06, 2009, 05:00:03 PM
You travel to space and have a completely awesome adventure including; A giant asteroid, that was on a collision course with the earth, which you successfully explode. Intelligent alien beings that you make contact with, who really know how to throw one killer party. And a random sexy damsel in distress whom you save and reap the sexy rewards of the fruits of your labor. Somehow, through all of this, you avoid being killed or horribly injured and arrive home safe.

Unfortunately, you discover when you return to earth that not everything is as you left it. It's been a hundred years since you left, though you've only aged a month at most, and all of your loved ones are gone and dead- not to mention that there is no more religion. Flying cars dominate the sky. However, upon landing you are taken into the custody of the US government- which by some freak accident ended up controlling most of the entire world, except for Ireland, Greenland, and Switzerland, which no one seemed to want except for the people that lived there.

They deem you to be an illegal alien and throw you into jail, where you will be staying for the next twenty-five years wearing an obnoxiously shiny silver jumpsuit that's strangely feminine. When you are released from prison, one bright sunny day, they give you ten bucks and your old clothes back. Absentmindedly, as you wander the streets, you wonder how hobos make any money with all the cars flying around up in the air...



I wish I was breathtakingly gorgeous.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hale chinchilla Cambush on August 07, 2009, 04:22:22 PM
granted you become breath taking, people actually lose their breath and die at the sight of you, you then feel so guilty that you spend the rest of your now terrable life as a hermit with a bag over your haed so that even you don't see you

i wish for a thousand chared pieces of wood


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on August 07, 2009, 09:35:32 PM
Granted. You burn down your wooden cabin in the forest in order to get this wood. You forget however that you are still in the building while burning the place down. You end up dying with exactly a thousand chard pieces of wood on you. That must have been one kicking funeral pyre!

I wish for a cure to my insomnia.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hale chinchilla Cambush on August 08, 2009, 11:35:09 AM
granted your now cured you are no longer an insomniac infact you are always sleeping you become like sleeping beauty but with out the beauty, but sadley you do have numerous princes kissing you to try and wake you up, so for all eternity that is what happens

i wish for every one to be happy, like the song "dont worry do do do do do do do ... be happy do do do do do do do do doo"


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Sylvia Palinor on August 08, 2009, 03:08:48 PM
Granted

Everyone is happy...at least those who survived `I Am Legend`(30 people). It is now 2024 and 30 men are still alive and cannot reproduce but are happy because they get all of the beer to themselves. Civilization is doomed.



I wish that `Young and the Restless` got canceled.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on August 10, 2009, 01:05:16 PM
Granted. It was canceled posthumously of the entire cast. Without the manager having missed a beat, it was revamped less than 3 days afterward and excellent look-a-likes were hired. They renamed it the Restless and the Young. No one seemed to remember or care what had happened, and as a result of that i don't even know what killed the original cast members. What a shame :D

I wish i were an inedible Oscar Meyer Weiner, which everyone still loved in spite of their own empty stomachs. You can screw this up, but it will still permanently be off the Richter Scale in terms of awesomeness.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on August 13, 2009, 07:40:51 AM
Granted. You are the giant Oscar Meyer Weiner on the Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile, sadly the idiot who drives the vehicle somehow rammed you into a barn and got you stuck, although you are inedible there was no way to save you in your current condition and your were chopped up, crushed and finaly melted to be turned into car parts.

I wish it were not blistering hot where i live.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on August 13, 2009, 07:59:28 AM
Granted. You no longer blister, because you migrate to the center of the sun and incinerate instantly. Have fun taking part in the process of nuclear fusion for about 5.3 billions years :fish:

I wish I wish I was a fish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shomgar on August 13, 2009, 08:13:07 AM
Granted, you are a tuna fish, sadly you are in this can of tuna i'm about to eat.

i wish i could solve any problem.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on August 13, 2009, 08:17:37 AM
Granted. But you didn't specify. Subsequently, you can only solve real problems. As soon as the hideous fairy grants your wish, I appear to you with a piece of paper asking for the definition of infinity, and relative chaos theory mathematics.

Now I wish I were a bad tasting fish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shomgar on August 13, 2009, 09:01:02 AM
Granted you are a Lake Trout, unfortunately for you you have 5 parasites called sea lampreys attacked to you and they have slowly killed you by draining the your body of blood and nutrients, as you hit the bottom of the lake the lampreys release you to die a long and painful death on the lake floor.

i wish i had a delicious piece of cake.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Sylvia Palinor on August 13, 2009, 01:38:31 PM
Granted

You now have a delicious piece of cake. Unfortunatly, it is poisoned and you will die slowly and painfully for a year. On top of that, it is stolen so you will spend 30 days in jail.

I wish for my 2nd character approval.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mila Metariel on August 13, 2009, 09:20:44 PM
Granted!

Character Approval!


However, the wide world internet providing services (whatever they are) all break down. You can  never sign onto the boards again, making your character obsolete.

I wish for a robot who can cut my grass.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on August 13, 2009, 09:27:01 PM
Oh yeah Mila, robo to cut your grass, woot!  :evil:

So you get this sweeet robot you see? Not only goes he cut your grass for you, he also cuts flowers in general, your food, your milk, your drinks, your water, your trees, your house, your mailbox, your apartment/condo, your pets, and the ground you stand on. Hard to get around with a robot chopping up everything you own, no?

I wish I could avoid x-rays


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on August 15, 2009, 07:28:32 AM
Granted, something in your molecular structure allows your body to 'dodge' X-rays, preventing you from having to worry about the possible radiation damage from it. To bad there are so many other forms of radiation, and due to the inability to x-ray the bones you just broke in a tragic car accident, the doctors were unable to correctly reposition them and you are now horribly disfigured.

I wish i had an unlimited number of uncorrupted wishes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on August 15, 2009, 07:34:17 AM
Cool, with the oo sounded like a u.

You get an unlimited number of uncorruptable wishes, but because you get everything you want out of life with simple ease you realize your existence is pitiful and meaningless. This naturally results in you attending several breast cancer and colon cancer sessions so you can feel better about yourself. You end up releasing your alter ego, and things don't really work out for you because he turns out to be this insane extremist. You end shooting yourself in the mouth and die a terrible death with the building around falling to pieces. Hooray for fight club, and good luck getting out of that cement death trap.  :evil:

I wish I could cook amazing food that tasted delicious and had no adverse side effects on people, androids, and aliens in question.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mila Metariel on August 15, 2009, 07:37:13 AM
Granted!

You become an amazingly adept cook with a perfect palette for flavour! However, seconds after gaining this ability you suffer an electric shock to the brain which destroys the nerve receptors for taste, meaning your inability to taste your creations severely inhibits your ability to balance flavours. As a result, you unbalance all the meals you create with hopeless measures of seasoning and spice, making your gift completely unappreciated, causing your eventual loss of self-esteem and assisted suicide in a swiss clinic.

I wish for a cure for cancer.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on August 15, 2009, 07:40:37 AM
Granted, you found the cure for cancer, in fact this cure is a cure for just about everything including life, it is quit simply this...death.

I wish my window wasn't broken.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mila Metariel on August 15, 2009, 07:44:49 AM
Your window isnt broken! In fact its perfectly fine! So fine in fact it is now impenetrable, like all the windows in your house. However, the windows cant unlock, but you dont think this is much of a problem. I mean, who would?

Sadly however, your house catches fire in the night on all the conventional exits, meaning the only way to get out would be to smash through them and jump to safe ground outside. However, despite how hard you try, the windows don't smash and the constant inhalation of smoke causes you an uncomfortable and slow death.

I wish that everyone in wheelchairs could walk normally.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thodin Coldflame Lomin on August 15, 2009, 07:49:53 AM
Granted. They do, these old dude, and young duds, and all those ladies out there, and those guys with out legs they up and start walking. Your so shocked you suffer a small heart attack in which you break your legs after getting hit by a car on the streets. Unfortunately you are still able to walk though your bones are utterly shattered. Doctors force you to walk out of sheer enjoyment for you pain, and you deal with the humiliation for the rest of your life.

I wish for a book.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Sylvia Palinor on August 15, 2009, 07:55:21 AM
Granted

You get a book but you accidentally burn it in the fire.

I wish for a pony. :D


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hale chinchilla Cambush on August 15, 2009, 10:32:38 AM
granted you get a pony, but it was in a car crash and is mentally retarted and after owning it for a month it burns its self on the oven

i wish for a funny looking cat the wont cause me any physical or phsycalogical pain


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on August 15, 2009, 02:26:57 PM
Granted, you have a funny looking cat, it looks like a dog biscuit, a very funny appearance for a cat would you not say? By the way your neighbors dog ate him.

I wish for intelligent conversation.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on August 17, 2009, 12:15:43 PM
Granted. You get into a very intelligent conversation. Unfortunately, the conversation is much too intelligent for you and your brain explodes after he details the equation for predicting political history.

I wish for something you can't screw up, but on the same token I like it in the first place, so you certainly can't point out that i'm already screwed. And if that doesn't get your goat folks; You can't have another person do it either by your own influence or chance.

I feel like a champion, so i'm going to go have a cigar and a coffee while I visit this site today.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on August 28, 2009, 07:17:42 AM
Wish Grangeaadfhlkdhflkjsadgh
I'm sorry but just before your wish was granted my mind exploded from trying to figure out what you just said. Because of this you spill your coffee on yourself then your cigar falls into your coffee. You torture yourself and blame yourself for my death the rest of your life.

I wish to know what Alezandre meant and who the person in the profile pic is.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on August 29, 2009, 01:24:20 PM
Granted. I was wishing for an infallible piece of fortunate luck that had no possible negative repercussions, either internal or external. Now that you know that, you receive the gift of metamorphosis. Too bad you didn't read the fine print detailing that you could only perform the magic on yourself. You get angry at the mailman and turn yourself into a hairy, lumpy tortoise missing it's shell.

I wish for             . Now guess what it is I wished for.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hale chinchilla Cambush on September 10, 2009, 04:30:14 PM
Granted you get nothing, and for ever more you will get nothing no house, job not even a cat, for the rest of your days you are considered the most boring person alive because of it and you jump off a bridge because you want something new in your life but it doesnt work and you are stuck as Mr. Boring. Mr. imortal boring as death would be something new

i wish for a bed stuck in a floor


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 27, 2010, 12:07:49 PM
Granted. You find yourself drowned in your own room, because a patch of seabed is stuck to your room floor, which also has brought seawater along with it.

I wish for immortality and eternal youth, no pain, no suffering and no fear.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on January 27, 2010, 12:10:46 PM
Granted, you get everything you wish. However, it's all taken away in half a month. Tough luck, I guess you didn't pay your taxes on time...

I wish for all of the wisdom that one could possibly find.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 31, 2010, 06:00:16 AM
Granted. You now have no level of wisdom because you can't just find wisdom, you've gotta earn it.

I wish for eternal youth, eternal life, invincibility, eternal wisdom, eternal knowledge and the ability to become telepathic for all eternity.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on January 31, 2010, 06:10:15 AM
Granted. Unluckily, the process takes so long you are dead before you get to the "Immortal" part.

I wish that my CD could be approved with all haste.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 31, 2010, 06:12:22 AM
Granted - Your CD has been approved by a newbie. Looks like you'll have to wait it out.

I wish for I wish for eternal youth, eternal life, invincibility, eternal wisdom, eternal knowledge and the ability to become telepathic for all eternity, with all haste


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on January 31, 2010, 06:16:24 AM
Granted - But no one likes you anymore and you die of depression

I wish we could stop wishing for things and get on with our lives.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on January 31, 2010, 06:20:09 AM
Granted. Unfortunately life is so boring with nothin to wish for that you commit suicide
 :lol: :evil: :rofl:

I wish that I could become a genius at French and get a GCSE A*


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 31, 2010, 06:27:51 AM
Granted. Only that your wishmaker has no idea what it was that you get a job in france as a kitchen hand instead.

I wish that there will be no such things as corrupted wishes!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on January 31, 2010, 06:35:52 AM
Granted. Since by the board's laws all wishes are corrupted, there are no wishes and so you too commit suicide to escape the horrible wishless world.

I wish that Ridgen learnt the meaning of "I beg leave to differ".


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 31, 2010, 06:39:52 AM
Granted, but nothing good comes out of it, because you already told me.

I wish that nobody can die.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on January 31, 2010, 06:47:48 AM
The world becomes overpopulated and we all live in slums. Plus, we just get more and more arthritic, until we can't move and we may as well be dead.

I wish that 2+2=5


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 31, 2010, 06:56:38 AM
Granted. You proved that 2+2=5, then someone proved you wrong because 2+2 = to two two's

I wish that we would stop wishing for the impossible


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on January 31, 2010, 07:03:32 AM
Granted. However, that is impossible and the resulting logical paradox destroys the universe

I wish that I could see my cousins again soon


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 31, 2010, 07:08:09 AM
granted, but their persona has changed and they repeatedly lash at your ego

I wish for something good


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on January 31, 2010, 07:13:39 AM
Granted - good for your enemies: you fall to your death....

Mwuah-ha-ha-haaaa

I wish Ridgen could solve this riddle

"The beginning of Eternity,
The end of Time and Space
The beginning of every End
And the end of every Place"


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 31, 2010, 02:45:49 PM
Granted. "Mehán" Well, if only you could figure out what that means... (You asked for Ridgen to answer, so he'd answer it like that)

I wish that you would stop wishing that I would be able to know something


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Sylvia Palinor on January 31, 2010, 03:21:06 PM
Granted, he wishes that you know nothing and you are now as a little baby.

I wish that I wasn't so tired all of the time.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 31, 2010, 03:27:36 PM
Granted. Now you've become so Hyperactive you annoy everyone around you, and you die from loneliness as people no longer like you.

I wish for a non-corrupted wish


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Arthur Espenon on January 31, 2010, 03:39:00 PM
Granted, but you instantly forget what you were going to ask for.

I wish for nothing.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 31, 2010, 03:46:57 PM
Granted. And therefore you have nothing. No clothes, No mind, No Knowledge, No wisdom, no nothing, and no body. And no soul. a fate worse than death

I wish that my next wish isn't corrupted


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Arthur Espenon on January 31, 2010, 03:52:00 PM
Granted, but I reverse time and make it to where you never wished that. Therefore it wiill be corrupted.

I wish I had a key to an icecream factory


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 31, 2010, 03:56:24 PM
Granted. You have the key to a toy ice-cream factory!

I wish that you would check your CD now.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on January 31, 2010, 05:41:40 PM
Granted. He checks his CD and dies of shock when he sees your comment.

I wish that I were taller.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on January 31, 2010, 09:00:52 PM
Granted - However you grow so tall that your head goes through the roof and you crack it in two, the ambulance comes along but the crew cannot fit you in their emergency vehicle. Bad luck...but not for the grave diggers!

I wish mornings did not pass so quickly...I like that fresh smell in the morning.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 01, 2010, 01:04:37 AM
Granted. The morning now lasts one second longer. However, expecting it to be more, you stay in bed and are late for work, causing you to get fired.

I wish that I could fly.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on February 01, 2010, 03:32:06 PM
Granted. The next morning, you find yourself a fly. When your mother is about to wake you up (because you're late), she instead sees a fly and kills you.

I wish that I could have a perfect wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 01, 2010, 03:56:42 PM
Granted. You wish for something so bad no-one can corrupt it.

I wish I had more good books


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on February 01, 2010, 03:59:23 PM
Granted. You have so many good books that you can't put them down, and your social status goes doooooown.....

I wish for a wish that wishes that this is not a wish


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 01, 2010, 04:26:02 PM
Granted. You made no wish, and so your post is null and void.

I wish I had more good books


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on February 01, 2010, 04:26:45 PM
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I wish for a perfect world.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 01, 2010, 04:29:49 PM
Granted. Your world now has no noise, no pain, no slums and no disease. You are transported to an empty planet, a perfect place (like Pandora) where you are eaten by perfect hunters

I wish *indescision is follwed by noble straightening* that *sniffs* Ridgen hadn't been eaten


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on February 01, 2010, 04:32:10 PM
Granted. "They can't eat when loony you know. Bad wishmaker!"

I wish that someone would comment on my CD. (just a wish, not complaining...)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 01, 2010, 04:34:26 PM
Granted. The comment is so cruel you commit suicide.

I wish someone would comment nicely on my CD


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on February 01, 2010, 04:36:05 PM
Granted. That person treats you like a baby so he/she completely changes your CD.  :evil:

I wish for the wishmaker of this post to not grant a corrupted wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 01, 2010, 04:38:11 PM
Granted. However, the laws of wishing mean it is corrupted by the aether, worse than any wishmaker could do.

I wish Ridgen would stop wishing that he could avoid the board rules.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on February 01, 2010, 04:39:31 PM
Granted. Nothing good comes out of it.

I wish for this wishmaker to make sure that something good happens to Anirdulf. :evil:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 01, 2010, 04:41:55 PM
Granted. Your lips are sewn together with a rusty nail and iron thread, and elctricity passed down the thread.

I wish for another £10,000 pounds on my bank account.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on February 01, 2010, 04:47:05 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, someone stole your ATM card and caught your PIN through camera.

I wish for one piece of silken string on my lap that lis light and harmless.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 01, 2010, 04:56:06 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, the metal crate it dropped from falls on your head and kills you.

I wish I had more free time.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on February 01, 2010, 04:59:03 PM
Granted, but you are forced to use that free time to eat manure from your nose at a dollar per kilogram.

I wish that the wishmaker here isn't a wishmaker.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 01, 2010, 05:03:28 PM
Then there is no wishmaker, and your wishes will never be granted.

I wish for my CD to be approved by another Mod and an Admin with all due haste


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on February 01, 2010, 05:09:17 PM
Granted. But sadly, Santh has changed the rules just for you. All approvals via wishes are not valid.

"I wish that this wish is wished for by a wishywished wishwasher that can wishywash any wish."
I wish that the Anirdulf person says the above statement 10 times very quickly.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 01, 2010, 05:14:41 PM
Granted. Unfortunately, he chokes and asphixiates on the eleventh one. You are consumed by guilt and commit suicide.

I wish I hadn't asphixiated


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on February 02, 2010, 03:58:19 AM
Granted. Sadly, you get hit by a stray bullet in the left temple. Internal bleeding, loss of consciousness, and heart failure ensues. Sucks to be you right now.

I wish for something good that can not have any adverse effects. Nor can any chance circumstance happen as I have what I wished for. Also, this thing that is good must be considered good by me, not someone else.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on February 02, 2010, 05:15:46 AM
Granted. Unfortunately, as you did not specify a wish, you get nothing, and so have wasted your perfect wish

I wish people would stop trying to circumnavigate the forum rulse


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Athviaro Shyu-eck-Silfayr on March 19, 2010, 03:47:07 AM
Granted. No-one cicumnavigates the forum rules any more, as the entire website has crashed and Santharia is no more.

I wish I could get an A* in French IGCSE


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 04, 2010, 08:03:24 PM
Granted! However, you fail all your other IGCSEs and become so miserable that you commit suicide

I wish my CD would be approved, titled and archived in the next two hours


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 04, 2010, 08:40:46 PM
Granted, however a lack of activity until more CDs get approved means that you will sit there waiting for a short while.

I wish I could see David Haye vs Klitschkos brothers ringside when they fight...that is if that fight happens.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 04, 2010, 08:52:34 PM
I don't know who those people, but they sound tough so...
It turns out you misread the ticket and what you thought was a prize fight was actual a school play in which rosy cheeked little girls with pigtails tickle the audience and each other with feathers.


I wish for the ability to change reality to my liking.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 04, 2010, 09:30:55 PM
Granted, however reality or your perception of it can never match the fantasy you started out with and you decide that sleeping and dreaming of what you like is better.

I wish it was really hot.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 04, 2010, 09:34:32 PM
Granted, but you become so attractive that all other women look like pigs by comparison. Ultimately the human race inbreeds, as every male wishes to only mate with you, the human race goes extinct for your happiness.

I wish I had power over death.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 04, 2010, 10:17:36 PM
Granted, but you become very corrupt and develop a god complex that ultimately leaves the human race a host of drones as far as the eye can see obeying your every command...that is until they rise up and unite to ultimately overpower you through weight of numbers.

I wish I was not allergic to cats.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 04, 2010, 10:25:19 PM
Granted, however you become allergic to every other biological organism. This causes you instantly mutate into a grotesque monster, covered in pussy hives with snot pouring out of your nose. A traveling freak show adopts you because you are no longer accepted into society.

You think I can't take down you in a game of back and forth, Ylaya. :P

I wish I was immortal.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 04, 2010, 10:34:33 PM
Granted, but just like Connor McLeod in Highlander men will fear you and try to drive you away. This becomes the reality and you are isolated and trapped deep benearth the world alone and there insanity grips you and for ever conversations with yourself repeat again and again billions of times over. No outcome is reached, only time passes and nothing else.

I wish I could punch Boadicea and then stick Boudicea's head in a fish tank to wash out Boudicea's mouth. Quick and easy.   


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 04, 2010, 10:39:02 PM
Granted, but I am immortal remember. So what your saying is objectively pointless as I will simply spring back to life.

I wish that I can rearrange, fuse and divide atomic and molecular particles. AKA, change something into something else. So that I can tear Ylaya apart molecule by molecule.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 04, 2010, 10:43:30 PM
Granted, but the process is unstable and you change yourself accidently into a mortal again and an animal...an animal from the insect family known as Formicidae and this animal is known an a ant. With one foot forward you are crushed under the heel of Ylaya.  :evil:

I wish people did not see life as something all about money.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 04, 2010, 10:54:20 PM
Granted, all companies are closed, the economy crashes, small businesses shut down. War and crime ends, religion is disbanded as the earth is perfect as such firearms and all other technology becomes obsolete. Everyone on the planet forms a big circle and sings. Humanity lives for 1000 more years and then is completely enslaved by a tyrannical alien race because we had no means of defense. These aliens farms humanity in order to create their currency.

Booyah :D

I wish for the ability to persuade people to do whatever I ask.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 04, 2010, 11:29:44 PM
Granted and "people" become your yesmen and yeswomen who follow your every wish because you can persuade all. However, persuasion does not mean you are always right and a few mistakes along the way lead to mass starvation in other countries, war, disease, tyranny, corruption and a nuclear apocolypse Mad Max style. At the end of it persuasion fails you and without anyone to rely on surviival is impossible, the individual dies alone...and that individual is you.

This is because human beings are not perfect and ulimately make mistakes...like you. Ha.

I wish people took more part in the democratic process.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 04, 2010, 11:33:54 PM
Granted, The democratic party suddenly becomes militarized and takes control of a nuclear missile facility. This brings about world war 3. Whats more, you are serving on the front line Ylaya.

I wish to be able to harness 100% of my brain function. As the average human can only access 10%.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 04, 2010, 11:35:43 PM
and you just broke the cycle, where is your wish? Corrected (You edited)  ;)

Granted, but your brain being used so much gets overheated and needs water to constantly keep it moist so it does not dehydrate and burn out. Eventually the water supply on earth runs out and your brain implodes on itself.

I wish England had large forests. 


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 04, 2010, 11:45:40 PM
Granted, a massive company begins planting genetically engineered trees. These tree turn out to be super-intelligent and grow incredibly fast. So, when they see use cutting up their brethren to make paper they fight back. Ultimately killing tens of thousands of humans and turning England into an enormous forest.

I wish that I could remove my emotions and replace them with cold unquestionable logic.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 04, 2010, 11:58:15 PM
Granted, however without emotions and feelings the sadness and loss in your life never emerge and people see you as cold and you become an outcast to all. Logic cannot comprehend your existence and you struggle to adapt and fail. Without feelings for anyone you become a mindless killer and a emotionless robotic type character. In the end society seals you away in cold and cruel confinement till the end of your days.

I wish logic was more logically and less cold as in the above ^^^^^^


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 05, 2010, 12:04:03 AM
Granted, A plush toy company buys out all computer designers. Computer are now required to have fluffy pink case. AHHHHHHH.... THE HORROR!

I wish that in order to pass high school you had to read both and give thorough essays on the bible and Richard Dawkins, The Origin of a Species.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 05, 2010, 12:10:20 AM
Granted, but over 99% of people do not finish highschool and society develops into a caste system where people with the education,the ones who past highschool have too much power. In the end civil war develops and the bible and the origin of species are burnt.

I wish highschool had lasted longer.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 05, 2010, 12:13:46 AM
Granted, School goes for ever and at first you are popular. Although, during the walk back home you get hit with a nerdification beam which makes everyone who is within a 20 meter radius beat you violently. In the end you drink a bottle of bleach.


I wish that that tiny guy that hosts American Idol grows.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 05, 2010, 12:22:49 AM
Granted, he grows and grows until he is the height of godzilla and he is feared by man who throw a nuke at him and he gets consumed in the fire.

I wish Mermaids existed.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 05, 2010, 01:35:00 AM
granted, they are put in zoos and are treated so cruelly that they rise up and massacre the entire human race.

I wish that I had 1 million dollars


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 05, 2010, 01:54:13 AM
Granted, but you lose it on the stock market.

I wish it was sunny all year round.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tharoc Wargrider on April 05, 2010, 03:57:51 AM
Granted. The sun burns down constantly, eradicating night-time forever. The lands scorch, the oceans evaporate, the ice caps dissolve. The entire population of the Earth die from dehydration, starvation and skin cancer.

I wish mt eyesight wasn't failing at such a dramatic rate.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 05, 2010, 07:43:19 AM
Granted, but it still fails, just at a slightly less dramatic rate.

I wish people lived on Mars.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 05, 2010, 09:57:39 AM
Granted, But humanity lives on mars but during planetary terraforming a number deadly pathogens are released from the ice caps, the human colonists are killed by horrible alien diseases.

I wish that I able to manipulate electricity.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on April 05, 2010, 11:05:58 AM
Granted. You can manipulate electricity, but you cannot control it very well and accidentally electrocute yourself.

”I wish to live in the locations of my choice, in a physically healthy, uninjured, and apparently normal version of my current body containing my current mental state, a body which will heal from all injuries at a rate three sigmas faster than the average given the medical technology available to me, and which will be protected from any diseases, injuries or illnesses causing disability, pain, or degraded functionality or any sense, organ, or bodily function for more than ten days consecutively or fifteen days in any year; at any time I may rejuvenate my body to a younger age, by saying a phrase matching this pattern five times without interruption, and with conscious intent: 'I wish to be age,’ followed by a number between one and two hundred, followed by ‘years old,’ at which point the pattern ends - after saying a phrase matching that pattern, my body will revert to an age matching the number of years I started and I will commence to age normally from that stage, with all of my memories intact; at any time I may die, by saying five times without interruption, and with conscious intent, 'I wish to be dead’; the terms 'year' and 'day' in this wish shall be interpreted as the ISO standard definitions of the Earth year and day as of 2006."

Taken from the  Open Source Wish Project  (http://www.homeonthestrange.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=4)

Edit:
I posted this ultimately to help the Open Source Wish project, as I can post a suggestion for a fix when you corrupt it.

Edit 2:
I wish to be able to harness 100% of my brain function. As the average human can only access 10%.
Actually, that's just a popular (but untrue) myth.
Here's the snopes article. (http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/10percent.asp)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on April 05, 2010, 04:42:50 PM
Yes, yes, very nice and all that. Sadly, you run into a sliding glass door, break through, and stumble out onto your veranda. The veranda breaks, and you fall to your death.

I wish I was born on the same day as Franz Liszt.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 05, 2010, 05:03:53 PM
Granted. However, you become so much like him that you literally adopt all aspects of his person. This results in the complete loss of Alexandre Scriabin. Every person who has ever made contact with you become so grief stricken that they commit suicide.

I wish I could resurrect the dead and force them to do my bidding.... ( Damn, I have one hell of a god complex don't I? )


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on April 05, 2010, 05:46:42 PM
Granted. However, God doesn't take it very lightly, you know: you playing god. Of course, He smites you.

I wish I was as funny as John Cleese.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 05, 2010, 05:56:15 PM
God?... Uh, I think some of my brain cells just committed suicide...

Granted. But I wasn't listening to what you were wishing for. So, what I thought you said is, "I wish I was as funky as cheese." And so it shall be. You are funky, so funky that everyone on the planet acknowledges it. Your funk levels are so high in fact that if you come within a 100 meter radius of someone they will die from scent over-stimulation.

( I know that sucked, give me a break I'm tired  :buck: )


I wish for absolute power!!!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 05, 2010, 11:10:16 PM
Granted, but the power comes in the shape of some dominoes and you lose them through your own stupidity. Therefore the power is lost and you no longer have it. Shame...

I wish Boadicea would stop wanting such selfish and almost dictator like qualities from his wishes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on April 06, 2010, 01:09:33 AM
Granted, but shortly after eradicating all of these selfish and dictator like qualities from his person, his realization that he has lost the Dominoes of Power through his own stupidity, launching him into stupor. He then proceeds to become the arch villain in six popular video games, and eventually has to fight Cloud while fighting a spinning top called Dragoon. In the end he has no choice but to return to making selfish and dictator like wishes.

With all that said I now wish for our world to become cyberpunk themed in the extreme. :)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on April 06, 2010, 06:17:57 AM
Granted. However, it's just a fad that everyone gets sick of within a week. Afterward, they all point and laugh at you for making the fad.

I wish you knew what I was wishing for.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 06, 2010, 07:34:26 AM
Granted, a shed load of classical music begins to sound out around the planet igniting an awesome symphony that makes everyone so happy. People go outside into the streets, share their life stories, make love, make new friends and find peace. However the music fades after an hour and everyone on the planet is united by a single cause to find the source of this music and make sure it plays all the time. Scriabin sits in his chair and laughs, the power of the classical string.

I wish spiders stayed out of sight.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 06, 2010, 07:42:12 AM
Granted. All species of spider mysteriously vanish. Insects over spawn again and again because one of the primary predators have gone extinct. One day you wake up to find a mass of maggots and millipede under you bed sheets.

I wish for to power to assimilate. The power to absorb someones physical characteristics and memories. This process kills the person I am absorbing.

( Your right, Ylaya, I am a bit of a dictator. )


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on April 06, 2010, 08:46:21 AM
Granted, you go around absorbing people, and eventually manage to re-accumulate the atoms of various important historical figures as all matter comes from previously used matter. Eventually the over load from containing many classical figures such as Bach, William, Henrys I through VII, Genghis Khan, Gandhi, and Einstein, your mind implodes causing you to create a rupture in the time space continuum. You therefor wake up and find out that it was all a dream that had already occurred with in a different dream that you no longer remember but acknowledge as the essence of your very existence. In short, Welcome to the Matrix!

I wish I had magical powers ... for real you know not RP style XP


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 06, 2010, 05:49:48 PM
Granted! However, every time you use them you kill 400 homeless children :forgetit: soon,  the :police: take you to the :hammer: who, finds you :guilty:, and you are sentenced to execution.

I wish that everyone was kind


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 06, 2010, 10:30:26 PM
Granted, everyone is kind but that doesn't mean they are morally decent. The murderers, bank robbers and pedophiles all say please and thank you and wear big, cheesy grins all day long.



I wish to be able to remember to make a wish.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 06, 2010, 10:54:13 PM
Your wish?


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on April 07, 2010, 09:13:19 AM
Granted, you become an evil dark genie unable to escape the confines of your mystical lamp until Aladdin returns with Jasmine from their honeymoon over in California cause they hear it's "off the hizzle" whatever that may mean. Because of this you grow extremely panicked due to the sudden discovery that your lamp is hidden within the mouth of a tiger shaped head located at the edge of the world, which is guarded by a six headed hydra which cannot be defeated without finding the Keyblade wielded by Mickey Mouse. You eventually go crazy :)

I wish I had change for a six thousand dollar bill.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on April 08, 2010, 12:26:30 PM
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you quite right? You say you want to exchange six thousand dollars for this ten cents in my pocket? Deal! No takesies backsies!

I wish I was a squirrel.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 08, 2010, 06:15:27 PM
Granted! You are a red squirrel and get killed by a grey squirrel for territory.

I wish I could fly!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 08, 2010, 10:51:48 PM
Granted, but the device that grants you flight has a tenancy to short circuit. Can you survive a 200 foot fall?

I wish that at least 25% of the human population consists of atheists.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on April 09, 2010, 02:37:57 AM
Granted. However, the rest of them wage a bloody Jihad against the atheists. Thanks to you, radical terrorists make up 100% of the Earth's population. Sucks to be you right now.

I wish I wasn't a squirrel.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on April 09, 2010, 07:41:05 AM
Granted, and hey presto! Your no longer a squirrel. Instead you are now a six headed two and half armed, three eyed failure of a cyclops. As such the NO of C (National Organization of Cyclops) casts you out from their ranks and informs you that you fail at being a Disney villain. In shame you attempt to fight Hercules, Mickey Mouse, and Sora, but have to be saved over and over again by some random old guy. This old guy continually pokes you with a wooden stick and demands that you give him strawberries or he'll gouge one of your eyes out. Eventually you, unable to take the humiliation anymore, force yourself into retirement as a desk clerk for the Devil after you commit suicide via stabbing your own eyes with said old man's stick.

I wish I could fight off an army of four thousand people, just because it would be cool.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 09, 2010, 06:24:33 PM
Granted, but an army of 4001 people comes and kills you

I wish I could control time


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on April 10, 2010, 01:55:43 AM
Granted! You can control time but it stops at 1:15 AM January 9, 2010 and sticks you there listening to Lady Antebellum Need You Now in a loop with Fort Minor's Where'd You Go. Bet you wish you were just an average dude now.

I wish I felt loved.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Azalahn on April 10, 2010, 05:34:09 AM
Granted, may you enjoy the love of the goddess Hel.

I wish to become a Seraph.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on April 11, 2010, 12:58:03 AM
Granted, you become a member of the heavenly host and attempt to pursue the heroes Sam and Dean as they fight their destinies in the TV serial that is Supernatural. Your eventually called up to be the angel that fights Dean before the final battle in which you lose all your powers and are reduced to a sniveling old man missing several vital body parts, eg head, arms, etc. Dean blows you up using his new and improved "holy powers" and blows you up with the phrase, "Holy Crap," hence the "holy" powers.

I wish my brother would stop listening to terrible rap music.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Koga VilfBachim on April 11, 2010, 02:11:05 AM
Granted! He starts listening to even worse country music.

I wish the magic system on Santharia were easier to understand


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on April 11, 2010, 02:29:53 AM
Granted, the Magic System becomes extremely floppy and begins to resemble basic arithmetic. After creating sixteen different mage characters you eventually grow tired of the boring and easy to understand system, and quit RPing (omgs). You then return to Santharia the day before your death only to find out it was an elaborate prank pulled by the Great Sage himself, and so you curse yourself for all the missed years of RPing. Unfortunately you die before you can continue RPing, and become a ghost. You remain a forever tortured soul, haunting your PC until some random boy comes along. They eventually write a bad comic about you called Koga no PC.

I wish I was not super gangster and only normal gangster.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Koga VilfBachim on April 11, 2010, 02:36:13 AM
Granted, you become a normal gangster and die in a gunfight.

I wish that the Santharian magic system were easier to understand but still exciting to use.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on April 11, 2010, 06:38:32 AM
Granted, the magic system becomes extremely easy to use while remaining both extremely fun and exciting. You become and RP addict and begin LARPing with all your friends. To your wonder you discover that magic is possible in the real world and realize that you alone have full control of the ounia around you. Unfortunately because the magic system is so easy to use, several super villains rise up including the leader singer of Billy Talent, Bill Gates, Bill Clinton, and a variety of other people having or associated with the name Bill. As the only magic user you are forced into the servitude of the government. Unfortunately it's hard to fight against so many people with the name Bill and you contract Bill-o-phobia in which the sound of the name Bill drives you insane. You then pick up a craze for neon lights and die from over exposure to people randomly calling each other "Bill." In the end Artimidor realizes the world needs adjusting and makes the magic system once more difficult so that Bill Nye is unable to train his Legions of Terror in the deadly art.

I wish I could fly around the world at Mach 6.5 and still survive without any adverse effect.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on April 17, 2010, 03:39:39 AM
Granted. However, because you are a normal gangster, your license to fly is revoked, and you get thrown in jail for grand theft. Shizzle my nizzle fro hizzle, bizznatch.

I wish hippies were violent.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 17, 2010, 03:51:23 AM
Granted! They kill all non hippies and take over the world.

I wish I could teleport?


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on April 17, 2010, 04:39:10 AM
Granted, but you teleport into a wall, need I say more?

I wish I had the keys to a toy store when I was small and could have had the run of it for the night.  :grin:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 17, 2010, 06:54:21 AM
Granted, but the dolls have a habit of coming to life at night, and they don't like being run by a snotty, fleshy human. They jump you one night and tie you to a conveyor belt. The next morning a particularly realistic, life sized doll is found in the factory and the expression on it's face is one of absolute horror... Muhahahaha.

I wish for the ability to bend light around me, thus rendering me invisible to the naked eye.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 17, 2010, 07:09:16 AM
Granted! Unfortunately you now look like a weird space of refracted light, rendering your ability useless.

I wish I could live a peaceful and happy life for the next 100 years then dying in my sleep.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 17, 2010, 07:38:17 AM
Granted, but this this happy life you have is the product of a neurological delusion. Since the day you were born you had been trapped in a deep coma. However, over time you manage to create a perfect world within the confines of your own mind. You live for one hundred years in your hospital bed and then die from heart failure.
You died smiling, it was a happy life and thats how you know it wasn't real life.

I wish for the ability to resurrect the dead.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on April 17, 2010, 08:25:17 AM
Granted, your Crystal Bearer powers allow you to easily manipulate, and resurrect the Life Stream such that you are able to resurrect the dead. Upon realizing this several major super villains including, Jenova, Malificent, and Snow White's evil step mother. Unfortunately for you Jenova is a close friend of your mother, Malificent is your second aunt who has been six times removed due to her practice of the black arts, and Snow White just so happens to be your wife. As such half the family tries to rip of your head forcing you to band together with your hundred other brothers, eccentric uncle, and a crazy hobo who goes around poking people for strawberries with a crazy stick. Unfortunately you don't have Kratos on your side who thinks that your entire situation is just whacked. As such you are unable to stop my Legions of Terror who scare the crap out of you thanks to the Plexiglas visors that they wear. You go into shock, and remain in a comatose state for the rest of you "life."

I wish I was a super villain who could always crush the heroes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 17, 2010, 08:42:58 AM
There was not one part of what you just said that didn't confuse me.

Granted, Your tyrannical rule is unopposed by annoying do-gooders. But then just as your evil plan was about to come to fruition all the other super villeins intervene. It seems as if they don't like a newcomer walking in and beating them at their own game. You are tortured in the most horrible fashion, you are forced to listen to music from the Abba for the rest of your days.

I wish I had the power to steal peoples bodies as a method to achieve immortality.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 17, 2010, 05:59:24 PM
Granted! There is one problem though... you can only steal dead bodies, leaving you unable to do anything other than go from dead body to dead body.

I wish I could do anything.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 17, 2010, 06:10:29 PM
Granted, I wish, therefore I can? Or is it simply wishful thinking? Lets test it, you try to jump off the empire state building, splat!

Well, you jumped off the building and that was what you wanted to do, so objectively there is no logical dilemma. Although you are kinda... more dead now.

I wish for the ability to have full mastery and use of the power to manipulate gravitational fields around objects other then myself.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on April 17, 2010, 06:15:14 PM
Granted. Upon the precipice of, what was of yet, your greatest moment of triumph, with the entire city of New York at your whim: a small child sneezes on you. Gross, yucky, icky, icky, ick, ick, ick! You live in reclusive, humiliated isolation for the rest of your days.

I wish the real Slim Shady would finally stand up and show himself.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 17, 2010, 07:51:38 PM
Markus, I could save myself from dying.

Granted! It's Eminem. Life continues as normal and you die a horrible death.

I wish everything in my life were horrible.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 17, 2010, 09:26:36 PM
Granted, everything in your life is horrible, horribly perfect. But, this isn't the regular type of perfect, this is the depressing, self loathing perfection which burns underneath your skin. The kind of horrid goodness which gives you everything and yet still leaves you with that empty feeling. That usual happiness which seems perfect from every perception except your own. It claws at you from the inside until you end up drinking a bottle of industrial strength bleach that you found in your servant's cleaning cupboard.

I wish I that I had the exclusive ability to enter the subconsciouses of others when I am asleep and mess with their sanity.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on April 18, 2010, 12:27:13 AM
Granted, you begin to enter the subconscious of various people, and mess around with their mental state. Eventually the people of Elm Street begin to notice the sudden craziness that is brought on when you enter people's minds. Of course Freddy Krueger then hunts you down and you proceed to have some sort of epic showdown between the two of you. Unfortunately for you Jason Voorhees is on vacation in the Bahamas, and can't help you out. You are then attacked by three Dream Demons who claim that you've been borrowing their powers. As such you are dragged into the depths of hell where you are tortured for the rest of eternity. Good luck with that.

I wish I had an amazing Bankai.

How's that for making sense Markus  :fish:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on April 18, 2010, 05:06:51 PM
"Did I just hear you wish for an amazing bank account? Why, we have just the seminar for you! Feel like buying some time shares as well? Any interest in investing in gold? Two short meetings, and we'll give you a weekend in one of our fabulous condos for free. You say you want out? I'm afraid that's not possible. Limbo has just begun..."

I wish everyone was made of porcelain, like a glorified chess piece.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on April 18, 2010, 05:18:16 PM
Granted...... EARTHQUAKE!


Wish that I could think of more dictator like powers.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 18, 2010, 06:33:44 PM
Granted! You do, but you don't have them.

I wish to be the king of the world!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on April 18, 2010, 06:52:06 PM
Granted. However, this is in the future, so: the world is a pile of dung with no one living on it.

I wish to not make a wish. Try granting/not-granting that, my friends! Catch 22, paradox, hocus pocus, you say? Well, I agree.

Quote from Thaelel:

Quote
Markus, I could save myself from dying.

You wished you could do anything, but you can't do anything more, seeing as you are dead. It's impossible for you even to make another post, unless you were a spooky ghost or something...  :P


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on April 18, 2010, 06:56:44 PM
Granted! *World disappears in a puff of smoke and Alexandre reappears 10 seconds ago with no genie around and dies 20 minutes later of regret*

I wish to be invincible!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on April 18, 2010, 07:01:09 PM
Granted. However, there is a minor side effect. You now have severe ADD, and have gotten really, really bored with invincibility. Tough luck.

I wish I was part of the cast in the sitcoms: "I Dream of Genie", "Bonanza", "The Banana Splits", and "Gilligan's Island".


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on April 21, 2010, 07:40:26 AM
Granted, you become a part of the cast of the various sitcoms of your choosing. Unfortunately the casts of the various sitcoms of not only your choosing, but the popular ones including, "Friends", "Seinfeld", and "the Latest Buzz" begin picking a fight with you because your on three semi-popular sitcoms that young people rarely watch. This inspires several directors, and writers to write you out of their scripts in a permanent sort of way by dropping you on a deserted island with nothing but the clothes on your back. While there you encounter the Lord of the Flies who then causes you to pick a fight with Jack, leader of the savages. Eventually you get stabbed to death in a similar fashion to Simon, and then a large boulder is dropped upon your head similar to how it was done for Piggy. Your body then goes through several other random mishaps before they finally cremate you. I certainly hope that all that was worth being on a sitcom.

I wish I could light a fire underwater with out overriding all known laws that say that I should not or could not be able to do so.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leofric Crowder on May 28, 2010, 06:27:13 AM
Granted, you light the fire successfuly, however you are eaten alive by Sharks. (not very imaginative I know).

I wish I had an amazing imagination


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alayn Velion on May 28, 2010, 06:30:39 AM
Granted but its overreactive, and you begin seeing dangerous monsters everywhere, and are locked up in a mental asylum.

I wish I had a sandwhich.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on May 28, 2010, 06:40:10 AM
Granted. However, you spelled sandwich wrong. No Sandwich for you, just a sandwhich (whatever that is).

I don't wish for anything at all.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on May 28, 2010, 06:43:40 AM
Granted! Everything in the universe disappears, including the oxygen, so you die.
 
I wish for more inspiration


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alayn Velion on May 28, 2010, 07:07:10 AM
Granted, you have so much inspiration you get massive headaches from all the stuff your brain is holding, so you are unable to write anything down...ever.


I wish for a sandwich!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on May 28, 2010, 08:45:01 AM
Granted. But the machine gives you a hard time for having misspelled "sandwich" earlier and gives you a sandwhich yet again.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on May 28, 2010, 12:24:54 PM
You explode for having not wished.

I wish i was telepathic.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin on May 28, 2010, 12:29:53 PM
Granted, which makes you able to read my mind which once again pleads for my wish to be granted.

I wish this game would die a bloody death so I don't have to read the inane thing anymore!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alayn Velion on May 28, 2010, 12:34:21 PM
Granted: The game dies bloodily only to be ressurected by a cleric.

I wish for a Vault energy drink.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on May 28, 2010, 01:21:41 PM
Granted. However, your energy drink has gone stale. Toodles!

I wish I could find the Muffin Man on Drury Lane.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alayn Velion on May 28, 2010, 02:32:23 PM
Granted, but he cooks you for his newest muffin!

I wish for...Angelina Jolaie (or however you spell her name)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leofric Crowder on May 28, 2010, 05:29:26 PM
Granted, but when she gets there she keels over and dies a painful deathhaving been poisoned, everyone assumes its you and so they all turn up at your home wanting revenge.

I wish I was invisible.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on May 29, 2010, 12:45:36 AM
Granted. However, it is a permanent transformation and everyone thinks your a ghost. So ... we all avoid you for the rest of your life. Have fun.

I wish I could live on the internet and never have to get up or have to have a real life.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on June 06, 2010, 10:17:22 PM
Granted. You are now the Wikipedia page on Boredom, and will always be on the internet :grin:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on June 15, 2010, 02:48:59 PM
( You forgot to add your wish )

I wish for the ability to turn people to stone by just looking at them. Medusa style!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ylaya on June 15, 2010, 06:20:11 PM
Granted, but by mistake you turn relatives, friends and people close to you into lifeless statues. The result is insanity and you are locked away with a bag on your head (They put it on you whilst you were sleeping) Your gaze is extinguished. Your power useless.

I wish exams were more based of innovation, thinking outside the box and having to display what you can do (Not instead about memorising, following a set structure and often blagging it)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on June 15, 2010, 07:09:05 PM
Dammit, I wanted that one!!! Hit on the Midas style there, Ylaya.

Granted. Now exams are based on who can invent the most outrageous lie. Thus, engineers know nothing and the whole of London and New York fall down, killing millions

I wish that I could get an A* in my French IGCSE.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on June 17, 2010, 12:33:43 AM
Granted. Now you're the only one who 'truly' knows French, and while visiting Parliament, you correct one of the Parliamentarians on their grammar. You are immediately sent to jail, and everyone in France or who speaks French goes insane do to the new revelation that you imposed on them about correct grammar; insane people have the key to your cell. Good luck!

I wish I the power to control the Weather.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on June 17, 2010, 06:22:26 AM
Granted. You now have the power to control the weather. However, selfishly making the sun shine constantly you give the farmers no rain and starve. Also when you get angry lightning strikes planes and buildings.

Now how easy do you think the Grey King's job is?

I wish that insane people no longer had the key to my cell.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on June 17, 2010, 06:49:33 AM
Granted. However, now the farmers have the key to your cell,  and they're sun-baked and crispy. Alas, will there ever be hope for you?

However, I wish that I was immortal.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on June 17, 2010, 02:30:06 PM
Granted, you become a massive old oak. You have no eye to stare, no hands to hold and no mouth to scream. But at least you get to live in your wooden prison for the of eternity... or at least until that sweaty, albino guy with the chainsaw walks by...


I wish for unrivaled bestial power, speed and stealth so that I may tear my enemies limb from limb, from the shadows, completely undetected.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Anirdulf Svanskjun on June 17, 2010, 03:58:25 PM
Granted. But now everyone declares themself yoour friend and so you are unable to tear them limb from limb. Your "friends" lock you up in a nice padded cell for the rest of your unnatural life.

I wish that I could make two plus two equal five (cliche, I know)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leofric Crowder on June 18, 2010, 07:21:33 AM
Granted, but all the mathematicians get angry that you changed it and so beat you to death with claculators and compasses.

I wish I was living in ancient Rome.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on June 18, 2010, 02:59:09 PM
Granted, you are now a gladiator in ancient Rome... and it is your turn to face the lions.

(Everyone on the planet is my friend... the horror)

I wish for the ability to become aware while dreaming... then go homicidal, entering peoples minds and killing them with their worst fears. SO by doing this I can assassinate my so called friends who imprisoned me, thus exacting my revenge. But not before I trick the stupidest one to give me the key to my cell.
 

Nightmare on elm street style.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on June 19, 2010, 12:13:42 AM
Granted

However, you find you cannot stop, and so eventually you kill the one person you really care about - yourself, once everyone else is dead. And in the afterlife they beat you up with divine clubs and holy swords.

I wish that my approval on the CD that I am about to write could go as quickly as possible.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Valan Nonesuch on June 19, 2010, 12:17:33 AM
Congratulations. In a startling fit of apathy, the CD mods pass your CD through without so much as a glance. The CD is rubbish however, and no story mod will accept you. You are doomed to be approved but unable to play for all time.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on June 19, 2010, 02:16:20 AM
{No Wish}

Damn, that was good!

Ok, I wih that ... uh ... Valan would remember to post a wish in this thread :evil:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 19, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
Granted. However, Valan wishes you dead at the bottom of a lake. Have fun with that.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener, so everyone would be in love with me.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on June 19, 2010, 12:30:54 PM
Granted. Now you're stuck at a dead end job as a wiener. You're morbidly obese, as smelly as yesterday's fish, and everyone ( who's clinically insane ) loves you. Good luck!

I wish I had more tea.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on June 19, 2010, 01:37:12 PM
Granted, you have all the tea in the world and start a international chain of tea shops which earn you millions of dollars. However the next day, the best scientists discover drinking tea is directly linked with getting cancer thus all the governments of earth declare to the public that you are spreading cancer through tea. After years of hiding in muddy third world countries you are captured and forced to drink tea until you burst... The irony is that the next day the scientists discover they made an error in their calculations and that tea is completely safe to drink, actually it is beneficial.

I wish to become an infamous vigilante who violently destroyed all government and faith officials one by one. However during the course of this audacious journey faced much loss and heart break. However I regret none of the paths I took. And once I had finally arrived at the end of my journey I was faced with one final choice, Persevere and survive, but wipe the face of the Earth clean of life, the only thing likely to survive was the tattered remains of the human race or Sacrifice myself and preserve the earth and mankind, with all of it's flaws.

( Wooooooooh! story writing is fun! )


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on June 19, 2010, 03:07:08 PM
Granted. You do all this, but when it comes to the choice can't make up your mind and die of old age, AND the human race is destroyed.

I wish that my life was more interesting


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aster on June 19, 2010, 05:39:23 PM
Granted, you make a tower out of bricks that connects to the moon thus making your life more interesting, unfortunatly there is no air on the moon and very little gravity, so your head bursts like a smashed pumpkin... thats a shame

I wish I was a pokemon

 (:pet: Its almost a pikachu)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 19, 2010, 06:52:15 PM
Granted. It's too bad the anime haters had to shoot you grape shot style out of a cannon. What a bloody mess of a giant yellow rodent.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener who wasn't in a dead end job.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on June 19, 2010, 06:57:20 PM
Granted. You are an Oscar Meyer Wiener with no job, and the Government has just scrapped unemployment benefits to save money. Enjoy.

I wish that my head hadn't exploded.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on June 20, 2010, 12:10:09 AM
Granted. However now your body has exploded.

I wish I could have nothing ever happen to my left pinkie toe.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on June 20, 2010, 01:25:39 AM
Granted. Nothing ever happens to any part of you, and so you become stupendously bored. However, you are unable to die or move, so have a nice eternity.

I wish Santh were real.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aster on June 20, 2010, 10:51:46 AM
Granted Santh is now real... but you weren't specific about which "Santh" so you get a child's imaginary friend named Santh. Santh is a giant homicidal potato with a machine gun so you die by way of being shot by a potato

I wish that I was a half fish half man who can breath in water and on land like Aquaman or Marineboy


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on June 20, 2010, 03:59:27 PM
Granted. However whenever both feet are in the air you are not on land and so every time you run or jump you fall over unable to breathe. Also people shun you, kill you and the Shah of Somewhereorother eats you as a delicacy

I wish I hadn't been shot by Santh. the Homicidal Potato


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on June 20, 2010, 11:10:40 PM
Granted. Instead you ended up eating him for dinner last night, and last night he happened to have a concealed chain-saw with him. I think you get the picture.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted and have respective consequences.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on June 21, 2010, 12:03:09 AM
Granted. You can do whatever you want. However by a freak accident you are in a car crash and have your "desires" section of your brain removed. Since you want nothing, you can do nothing. Hope you like your wish.

I wish I could corrupt wishes better.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on June 21, 2010, 12:20:07 AM
Certainly, you are able to corrupt wishes far better than you anticipated, and you pwn everyone this side of the universe with your skills. Unfortunatley, my sheer awsomeness over powers your wish similar to how when your attacked by a rough shark you wrestle that beaver to the ground. Because of this and the impending DOOM brought on by several alien planets including the Na`vi, Jenova, and others that simply cannot be named due to the vulgarity of their naming, you go into hiding. You live out the rest of your life like this, and eventually are forced to train the young Luke Skywalker, however he dies due to your extremely proficent skills in messing up his wish to become a Jedi Master. Good luck with that! :)

I wish I didn`t have to do exams this Monday.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on June 21, 2010, 05:00:20 AM
Granted. You spend all of monday goofing off and having fun! However, now you must take the Make up tuesday, and it's even harder! YA SHOULD'A STUDIED! :D

I wish i could speak any language


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on June 21, 2010, 05:10:28 AM
Granted. You can speak any language including, elvish, dwarvish, orcish, gnomish, goblin, and any number of real and made up languages. Unfortunately your brain has difficulty seperating them all from each other and you speak in a mix of all the languages you know. As such you are unable to communicate with anyone with the exception of yourself. Due to the sever frustration you cause other people, billions of people representing the languages you speak mass spam you with the "Pull force" resulting in the destruction of your mouth. You are forced to learn sign language from a drunkard who doesn`t hate you because he has no idea as to what is going on in your life, and nor does he care. Enjoy!

I wish I could survive in the arctic.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Thaelel Swordmar on June 21, 2010, 05:51:50 AM
Granted. You freeze into a giant block of ice, not dead but not quite alive, and constantly in pain.
 
I wish I knew the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, and it didn't cause any adverse effects.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on June 21, 2010, 06:40:35 AM
Granted, you now have full comprehension of not only this universe but all universes. Unfortunately for you this makes your life exceptionally boring due to the fact that you know and understand everything. You spend the vast majority of your life chilling in the Dark Tower and being saved repeatedly by Roland Deschain and his Katet because your so bored. After he saves you for the hundredth time, you finally commit suicide to solve your eternal bordom. Unfortunately this also provides no reprieve because you know exactly what happens to you in the afterlife. God then throws you into oblivion. Now that is a lack of adverse side effects.

I wish I could pick up how to make high tea a little more easily.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on June 22, 2010, 08:16:03 AM
Granted. However, "high tea"? What's that? You become such an expert in making THC laced tea, that the government chases you down for dealing tea. You are sent to live in Ethiopia.

I wish for the most intense pot brownies ever concocted. That, and a new vaporizer.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shatí Úp on June 23, 2010, 06:33:08 AM
Granted.  Your brownies are so intense that they are deemed weapons of mass destructions and are outlawed in all civilized countries.  You yourself flee after your newly purchased vaporizer is confiscated by the FBI.  You spend your days wandering through third world countries selling your brownies to whoever will purchase them for safety and resources.  Eventually enough countries acquire your brownies that they initiate World War III killing millions.  Your entire family is publicly executed and you yourself attempt to commit suicide.  However, your attempt fails drastically and you end up becoming a crippled old man in a mental asylum.  You are eventually considered to dangerous to continue living and are executed using a new form of highly painfull form of lobotomizing.  Afterwards you are considered an abomination to humanityand the creation of brownies is forever banned.  Enjoy!  :evil:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on June 24, 2010, 08:01:48 AM
OH TRAGEDY! :cry: Because you forgot to place a wish of your own, everything that occurred in the granting you described has happened to you.

I wish to be as clever as I think I am.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aster on June 24, 2010, 09:45:20 AM
Granted, you are now as clever as you think you are BUT (there's always a but) suddenly get you a bully who follows you around and now you get horribly low self esteem and start thinking of your self as stupid, so you end up with the I.Q. of a peanut, whoops!

I wish I had a truck drivers licence at 16


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shatí Úp on June 24, 2010, 10:44:44 AM
Granted.  You have the license of a trucker but also swear like a trucker.  Your mother can't take it any more so she kicks you out of the house in time for you to learn that your girlfreind has broken up with you.  Your boss was not happy with your work and so you lost your job and were forced to live in the streets.  Eventualy you ended up in the homeless shelter with a mentaly disturbed roomate named Tobie.  After going through his stuff you accidentaly take his medicine which gives you the personality of a three year old girl.  Look forward to years of therapy and embarresing questions!

I wish I will never die.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aster on June 24, 2010, 01:30:52 PM
Granted you never die, unfortunately America discoverer's that there is a person with your talents (you) and force you to become a super soldier so for the rest of eternity you kill millions and millions of people and your world becomes your own personal hell, but you cant die and forget your troubles because well you just cant die, have fun wrestling with your conscience for the rest of eternity.

I wish my dog could talk, that would be cool


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on June 24, 2010, 09:05:04 PM
That would be cool. And luckily for you, you're wish is GRANTED. However, now that your dog can talk, he/she also says everything he/she is saying, meaning, when he/she is hungry, tired, nervous, with whom he/she thinks you should go on a date with, calling out, in his/her opinion, cute boys/girls. Thus, you get slapped by girls/ punched by boys and you'll never find a date ever and you'll die, your dog telling you that you are boring and then he/she will leave for that Doberman across the street.

I wish I could survive anything.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on June 25, 2010, 12:55:23 AM
Granted you can now survive anything but a nuclear explosion destroys everything as we know it and everything ceases to be. You survive the explosion but then you are stuck in the vacuum of space where there is nothing. It is the nothing that kills you. (yay loopholes)

I wish I had a pet llama.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on June 25, 2010, 06:06:52 AM
Granted. You have a pet llama which spit in your eye, eats your clothes and requires constant care. Your mum makes you do all of the work because you begged for it. You have no social life and your girlfriend leaves you because you always smell of dung.

I wish that (altruism alert!) Santhos could have avoided this fate.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Shatí Úp on June 26, 2010, 12:58:22 AM
Granted.  It turns out owning a llama is actualy realy good for making freinds and building up selesteem.  However,  your house is blown up and the llama is stolen because an animal rights group suspected you of not taking care of it.  Have good luck trying to explain that to your freinds and family.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aster on June 27, 2010, 03:39:02 PM
You forgot to make a wish, so you are now a llama

I wish my name was Max Power!!!!!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on June 28, 2010, 12:14:34 AM
Granted, your name is now Max Power. But what's in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet... so you get a new name and everyone like it. One day however, you friend suggests that you have superpowers, so you try to fly; but again, what's in a name? Nothing. So you fall off the empire state building. Don't ask me how you got there; it's your name.

 I wish I had the ability to make people do whatever I wanted.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on June 28, 2010, 12:26:44 AM
Granted. People follow your every word down to the final statement. Unfortunately various immortals are now pissed that you are stealing their followers. As such they start an war that could probably destroy this world and all others. With no way of controling Gods, who might I add are not people. You get pwned with the universes strongest blast of God Fire destroying you down to the subatomic level and beyond. Enjoy oblivion! IV to be exact :)

I wish I had a universal remote.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on June 28, 2010, 02:34:13 AM
Granted; and you also get FREE TIVO! Once day, while watching Mythbusters, you were done watching the recorded show and you pressed the delete button. Unfortunately, the remote was facing the wrong way and you deleted yourself.

I wish I could make other people live forever.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on June 28, 2010, 04:42:50 AM
granted you gain the ability to create immortals but they loathe you for elongating their miserable existences. They all then turn on you and you try to fight back but their immortal. You die in agony knowing you brought this upon yourself.

I wish there were referee's that always made accurate calls.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on June 28, 2010, 06:21:07 PM
Granted! The refs of every sport become omniscient and determine the rest of humanity to be worthless. They raid our homes and burn us to death in our sleep Children of the Corn style. Nice going.

I wish I would never run out of coffee and cigarettes.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on June 29, 2010, 01:36:29 AM
Granted you never run out of either but you drink so much coffee that you can never fully relax because of caffeine overdose, the only way you can stop vibrating is by smoking your never ending cigarettes. Sadly you smoke so much that your lungs turn black and become sacks of tar you die in terrible agony with a cigarette in your hand that falls and starts a fire the ravages the earth and destroys all forms of life on this planet and makes the planet uninhabitable for other life forms off of this planet.

I wish I never ran out of clever riddles to tell and solve for myself and others.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Lorek Bearfist on June 29, 2010, 04:13:53 AM
Very difficult but you are messing with the master. Granted! You never, ever, ever run out of the most awesome riddles. EVER! In fact, you have so many that they are all you can think about and say. Eventually you bore all of your friends and family until they completely excommunicate you and you die a lonely old hermit in the woods.

I wish I didn't have this awful cold. :(


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Santhos Avathcin on June 29, 2010, 04:48:20 AM
Granted your cold is cured but because the cold vanished so suddenly your immune system cannot handle most of the diseases constantly bombarding it. You then contract a form of the black plague that is completely incurable. It spreads across the globe killing billions but you are the last to die despite being the first to contract it. After you are the last living in agony helpless and alone, you die knowing this was all your fault and on your impatient need to skip past your bodies natural way of solving things. EDIT: Hows that for mastery?(friendly jibe)

i wish that I would never miss an opportunity to create wonderful memories that I will cherish forever.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on July 09, 2010, 02:19:47 AM
Granted, however, your go crazy and end up living in a fantasy world with all of your cherished memories close at hand. Too bad you haven't realize yet that you're dead.

I wish I could see anything.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aster on July 09, 2010, 10:15:56 AM
Granted you can see anything but you start seeing things most people cant/shouldn't see and get locked up in a nut house as you are now deemed criminally insane

I wish i owned a nut house :evil:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on July 09, 2010, 11:06:07 PM
Granted but you don't own any guards. And you're name starts with what letter? "j?" Too bad. That was their next conspiracy thinker's name. So they escaped, and now you have to deal with 827 people thinking that you're going to kill them if they don't kill you first. You own a gun with 2000 rounds right?

I wish I could take a nice driver's license photo.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Sylvia Palinor on July 10, 2010, 02:35:45 AM
Granted. In order to make the perfect Driver's liscence picture, the photographer traps you in the photo, making the picture as life-like as possible. Trapped in the photo dimmension, you are constantly attacked by the undead, with nothing but a simple hammer to defend yourself with.

I wish for a that this wish cannot be corruptable.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Avásh ám Térqu'ypheró on July 10, 2010, 09:03:39 AM
Granted. As most know, too much of anything- good or bad- can be a bad thing. So you end up with the perfect wish. But for that, you'd need a perfect world. And those aren't possible, so you end up in a paradox, where you can only stare at your feet high above you, and you fall forever. However, you're wish has been granted. No harm has come to you, yes? Therefore it is not corrupt.

I wish I could control people, only when wanted, and only to  the degree that I wanted; I'd have complete control over said person(s)

(as to avoid confusion)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Tervild Jorek on July 12, 2010, 12:35:42 AM
Granted. After that last terrible mishap with Oblivion IV, it's good to see you revisiting previously granted wishes in the hopes of stumping those who have already granted said wish. As such the Gods no longer find you as amusing to torment as before, and for the HELL of it raise you to demigodhood (?). With your new found powers your wish has been granted, and you gradually rise to full Godhood like they do in Scion. You are then forced by the Gods to fight against all of the Titans. With only the power to make people listen to you, you are unable to escape the Pits of Tartarus. Enjoy fighting Cronus for all eternity and then some.

I wish I could enter RAGE MODE anytime I so choose to enter the a fore mentioned mode.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on September 14, 2010, 04:09:27 PM
Granted. However, RAGE MODE turns out to be an incredibly self-destructive frenzy in which you are unable to harm anybody else. You therefore die whilst trying to obliterate your boss. He then (?) fires you and you are homeless dead person wandering the streets of Norwich (no-one said this had to make any sense)

I wish that I could do this French prep in the 20 minutes I have before the lesson.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on September 15, 2010, 06:33:36 AM
Granted. However, you forget everything you did in the 20 minutes previous to your lesson.

I wish for an extended, enjoyable (for both parties), face to face meeting with Vladimir Sofronitzky (a dead pianist).


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on September 15, 2010, 06:51:47 AM
Granted. Being dead, Vlad is a zombie and so finds feasting on your brain hugely enjoyable; you, on the other hand, are very happy to offer your brain to this master. However when he has finished you suddenly realise that now you are a zombie (and the meeting is over) so you are very unhappy. You then have to eat brains to survive, and end up eating Vladimir's brain and getting your mind back. When you realise what you have done you break down in tear and die again and so are unable even to live as a zombie.

I wish that Alexandre could have had a nice conversation about music before his brain was eaten.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallorix Volinkov on October 27, 2010, 11:26:36 AM
Granted!

Alexandre met Mr. Sofronitzky, suddenly revived from the dead. They have a nice long conversation. Vlad, still being a zombie, mentions that when the conversation ends, he will have to eat Alexandre's brains. To avoid having his brains eaten, Alexandre must keep talking for eternity. He dies after fifty long years of talking. His brains get eaten anyway.

I wish for unrestrained omnipotence that can be used at/in any state of being/not being/ in-between state (Schrödinger's Cat) [even in death] and cannot be removed (As in, I'm always omnipotent).


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on October 28, 2010, 01:11:16 AM
Granted!

Unfortunately, your unrestrained omnipotence is a trait that pertains only to knowledge. Being all-knowing, you recognize that you have a genetic illness that is incurable and has not even been diagnosed (let alone considered for treatment options), and you die in a most unpleasant way as a result.

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I wish that Alexandre could have had a nice conversation about music before his brain was eaten.

Ah, how sweet of you Leif! I really am moved by your empathetic little wish. But, because you decided to have my brain eaten by Sofronitzky, I hereby wish for him to do the same to you.  :P


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on October 29, 2010, 05:39:15 AM
Granted. However I, being an orator, think with my tongue and my pen and so am unaffected by the loss of a brain. I also manage to talk people into letting me eat their brains and then they eat them back - for a price. So I am rolling in cash, everyone loves me, and I become zombie lord of the entire world, while Vlad plays pleasant music for me.

I wish that I could talk myself into not needing to eat brains.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on October 29, 2010, 02:25:06 PM
Granted! But now, unfortunately, your tongue was cut out.

I wish that I have a cake that is not poisoned or is in some unreachable place, and that it doesn't fall on my head along with anything that comes with it.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aster on October 29, 2010, 04:22:56 PM
Granted you get your cake but unfortunately your cake has a bear in it which tears you to pieces, its not poisoned and the bear doesn't fall on your head, he rips it off instead.

I wish that I could go to Euro Dollyville Alabama (dolly partons theme park)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Hylphán on December 13, 2010, 06:26:12 PM
Granted!  You win an all expense paid trip (first class no less), to Euro Dollyville!  However when you arrive, you find the park closed, and that your trip was just a scam to get you away from home, where thieves have jacked up your house and carted it off on a very large truck.

I wish I was the invisible man.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Valan Nonesuch on December 14, 2010, 12:46:40 AM
Congratulations! You're now an invisible albino living in britian, reviled by many and hunted for your crimes. (I prefer the H.G. Wells story)

I wish my email was working.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on December 14, 2010, 09:33:52 AM
Granted. As a result, Valan, you get a virus that not only crashes your hard drive, but warps the circuiting in your computer badly enough that it explodes in your face and starts a terrific fire in your house. You then die trying to get out of your house, finish talking to Microsoft about ordering a new computer, and trying desperately to get all of your electronics and junk food into a suitcase that is too small.

I wish for something positive, that does not affect me in any negative way whatsoever for wishing for it.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallayn Galnodren on December 15, 2010, 02:55:20 AM
Granted. However, in order for this to occur, half the population of the world drops dead.

I wish I had a Hershey bar.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on December 16, 2010, 12:51:10 AM
Granted, you have a Hershey bar. However upon oppening it, it sloops onto the ground haveing been entirely melted.

I wish to earn the grade of A (90%-100%) on my chemistry final.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on December 16, 2010, 10:59:09 AM
Granted. You get a 98% on your final, and it really goes towards you getting a good grade in the class. However, your teacher suddenly decides he/she really just doesn't like you, and you receive an F anyways.

I wish for tons and tons of bunnies  :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet: :pet:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kareesh Valendar on December 16, 2010, 12:50:57 PM
Granted, but it appears all the bunnies are actually spawn of the ferocious rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Ergo, you don't last but a moment.

I wish for this exhaustion to be over with.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on December 16, 2010, 02:01:39 PM
Granted! You are now in a coma, and you wake up a thousand years later fully rested and finding that your loved ones are no longer alive.

I wish for something that affects everyone positively.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on December 21, 2010, 08:05:44 AM
Granted. You give away all your money and donate all of your organs to science. Kudos to you.

I wish I was Fat Albert.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Aster on December 21, 2010, 04:12:04 PM
Granted you are now fat albert then you have a heart attack and die  :buck:

I wish I could run really really really really really really (you get the picture) slow (did you expect that?)


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on December 22, 2010, 12:17:22 PM
You can run really really really slow, however this is do to the fact that you are practically stopped in time, a second to you is like a year to everyone else. As time progresses everyone you know and love dies and the world changes around you, but you barely move at all. Have fun living an eternity in one place, or at least until someone decides to do something to you.

I wish...I wish... hm i wish i had a good wish


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on December 22, 2010, 12:21:49 PM
Granted. You had it, but then you lost it the next second. For losing your wish, the corrupting wish machine gets frustrated and explodes in your face. After the machine puts itself back together, all that is left of you is a shoe with a pink sock in it.

I wish to know every entry in the Compendium instantaneously.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on December 22, 2010, 12:25:25 PM
Granted however the sheer volume of information causes your brain to much stress, in response to this overload your brain shuts down putting you into a vegetative state for the rest of your life.

I wish i had a pink sock, no a pair of pink socks!


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on December 22, 2010, 12:40:56 PM
Granted. You get a pair of pink socks. I then hunt you down, observe you and find out where you live, where you eat, where you go to school/work, and figure out your daily schedule. I then put a worm in your beverage without you looking, dog feces in your pillow, and proceed to sabotage your entire day with random, horrible things found in your possessions, food, and drink. Once you can't stand it anymore, I reveal myself to you and say: "Why did you steal my pink socks? Those were my last pair!" You go missing and are never heard from again.

I wish for my pink socks back.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Kaldez’Yadra on December 22, 2010, 01:19:52 PM
Granted you get your pink socks back, however they have been bleached, and the ends cut off. As you stare in horror at was once your last pair of pink socks you hear my ghostly laugh.

I wish for all Santharians to have happy holidays and splendid new years


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on December 22, 2010, 01:49:04 PM
Granted. However, everyone simultaneously quits Santharia and has a horrible couple of holidays this year! How could you, Kaldez? How could you?

I wish for the reversal of Kaldez' mean, hurtful wish! :cry: :P


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Markus Boadicea on January 14, 2011, 07:52:14 AM
Granted, Everyone has such a wonderfully perfect vacation that they decide to say at their vacation spots where they indulge themselves until they spend their very last dime and need to spend 23.9999999 hours every day working at McDonalds that said they will never ever have time to return to Santharia.

I wish that the next peson to wish has their wish twisted into a nightmarish mockery of what it once was.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on January 18, 2011, 12:43:44 PM
You wished for something the corrupted wish machine already does, so the machine just sits there without responding. While waiting for a confirmation of your wish, Shingen Takeda materialized into the world of the living and performed on you what a samurai would do to himself while performing Seippuku. That is, you were disemboweled by a short sword and waited in agony to bleed out.

I wish I was a published author of a science fiction novel.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Ridgen Sú'ufanán on January 18, 2011, 01:05:39 PM
Granted, but at the same time another person launched a book with similar synopsis, name and characters, and neither of you gain any profit from it.

I wish for incredibly good fortune.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mallayn Galnodren on January 26, 2011, 06:47:54 AM
Granted; however, because of your good fortune (and due to the butterfly effect) an innocent child in India dies.

I wish college was really expensive...


Oh wait...


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on January 26, 2011, 04:43:51 PM
Granted. However, the corrupted wish making machine noted the angst towards young adults that you displayed by making this wish. Thus, as another factor in the proverbial "price of living" goes up, everyone but you simultaneously begins to accrue more money. Have fun working at Taco Bell.

I wish for a long term investment that won't fail to profit me at any point during my lengthy time period of holding shares (that is, I make that distinction meaning that my shares may not be suddenly and arbitrarily taken away).


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Leif Terskun on January 26, 2011, 08:01:23 PM
Granted. However, money suddenly becomes worthless as people return to a feral state, and as a member of one of the few oases of civilisation, your shares do not fail you, though you live in constant fear of the beasts, and are after a week or so killed and eaten by a wild overrun. (Note that a week is seven lifetimes for a mayfly, so no matter when this happens you held shares for a relatively long time)

I wish I didn't get writers' block when trying to write romantic scenes in fictional biographies.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Mathis Mallister on January 27, 2011, 12:37:58 AM
Your wish had been granted. Sweet nothings flow from your fingers with unparalleled ease into the mouths of your characters. You (and your characters) get carried away and before you know it you have an entire romance novel. The publishers rewrite your male lead to look like Fabio so they can put him on the cover. He has a lifetime contract, after all.

I wish my infamously reclusive favorite musician who has only played four or five shows in the last ten years would finally announce a date sometime in advance so I can, you know, attend.

Oh wait, that just happened. October 3rd. Woot. :graph:


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Alexandre Scriabin on January 27, 2011, 03:07:58 PM
Because you didn't specify, the corrupted wish machine doesn't know who you are talking about. Confused, it schedules you to go see this guy pound the crap out of his instrument, on October 3rd (thus you will be missing whoever it was you wanted to see):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q_Jz895B-A

Chinese art music (in contrast with folk music) is obscure, and Liu Dehai is under-appreciated outside of relatively small circles, but I guess it's up to you whether you like it or not. And of course, you are being forced to attend the event.

I wish I had a doctorate in beer brewing, and in beer drinking.


Title: Re: The Corrupted Wish game
Post by: Gundioc Mallister on January 27, 2011, 05:31:36 PM
Granted. But, beer is for sissies and everyone knows that, so nobody takes you seriously. You might as well have received your doctorate in Furby Collecting.

I wish I was a little bit taller, and a baller, and a girl who looked good; I would call her.