Adventures of Caelereth

i'm bored, in a stupid mood, and both the vending machine and the corrupted wish game have slipped off the edge of the post list, so here's the thing. it's a take on the usual game of "who would win in a fight?" first person asks who would win in a fight, gives their opinion if they have one, second person then gives their version of the fight, before asking their own "who would win" question. i figured it was worth a try, so lets see what happens...

who would win in a fight; charlie the unicorn (if you arent familiar with him, youtube it, he's my hero!), or one of the my little ponies now that theyre old and a bit fat, and full of bitterness that they've been forgotten by the world?

Most definately the big, fat, bitter my little ponies. I mean come, all they would have to do his kidney shot him and he would die eventually. It might take a couple of hits to figure out which side his is left on but still...
Plus, a think a dozen of them would just plain overwhelm him, kidney aside.

I'm going with Charlie. He sounds like a gruff badass who could totally whoop the hell out of a My Little Pony, as long as it was just one.

Who would win in a fight Rambo or The Punisher?

Rambo took a helicopter down with a spear, so I'm going to have to go with him.

I'd have to agree...

Who would win in a fight, Jet Li or Jackie Chan?

Totally Jet Li, unless Jackie Chan had the Tuxedo. 

I agree, Jet Li pwns Jackie Chan, in style and looks  ;)

Jackie Chan because there's NO making up for experience. Ken Shamrock versus Mike Tyson, who would give their opponent a beat down? The World's Most Dangerous Man versus The Baddest Man On The Planet. My money is on World's Most Dangerous; dude is a psycho and will beat Mike like an unwanted dog.

Mike Tyson is getting up there in age, so I would have to with Ken, though if they would be of the same age, then Tyson definately.

Pink Ranger or White Ranger?....my grandchild, Kenny, loves the Power Rangers.

My question would be, The Power Rangers or the Fantastic Four?

Fantastic Four, easily. Thing has a hundred fifty ton press, Sue Storm can blast you from a mile away with invisible bolts of pure force, Human Torch can incinerate folks from across oceans and Mr. Fantastic can smack you from five football fields away. Definitely the FF. Power Rangers wouldn't have a chance.

Back to Ken Shamrock vs Mike Tyson; even at the same age Shamrock would whoop him down then put him in a devastating submission. If they were in prison together Tyson would be Shamrock's punk. Gotta figure it like this; martial artist vs boxer. Martial artist can strike with almost any part of his body and knows how to break things with nothing but your own momentum and pressure. Hence why I took Ninjitsu, Tae Kwon Do and Judo. Never made it past mid range belt level in any of them. For some reason I prefer to street fight though. LOL

Next brawl in our little arena features Timothy McVeigh vs Johnny Depp.

Don't know who Timothy is, but Depp is just an actor, I would think this Timothy character would be the winner.

Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan?

Timothy McVeigh is the man responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing.

Oh, that Timothy! As usual Alt, you have that steel trap of a mind to put those of us who have sieve's for brains on the right track.  Johhny Depp would win then, because Timothy only uses manure, Depp uses his fists..

Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan?

Both suck in their own right, but I would have to say Britney. I think she'd own Lindsay and her disorders. >> Not that Britney doesn't have any...

Jack the Ripper or Sweeny Todd?

Sweeney Todd. I have this thing for Johnny Depp  :grin:

Hmmmm


Jesse James or Owen Wilson in "Shangai Noon"? Sorry, forgot the character name.

(Dad and I watched the assassination of Jesse James the other day)

Heck, yeah. JD rocks. :D

Jesse James. He totally owns. How can you not like a bandit? Well, when he's not killing/robbing you. Plus he's played by Brad Pitt. :P

Russell Peters or Eddie Griffin?

I would make an opinion but I do not know those two men.

Definately have to be Jack. The Toddmeister wouldn't even see him coming! By the time he'd got the hot towel ready to wrap araound Jack's chin, he'd have disembowelled him and his pie-making wench both.

On Britney and Lindsey, I'd have to say Britney......especially if she had the umbrella with her!

Who would win......Adolf Hitler or Osama Bin Laden?

Do you mean in war, or just a fight? Adolf ruled over one of the largest empires the world has ever seen, but Osama just has a few radical Islamists. But with Bin Laden's newer technology, like AK-47s and missiles, It would be a close fight. I say Adolf because of the extra manpower.

In a fight, it's Hitler all the way, Osama is nothing but a frail old man.

I was thinking more along the lines of fisticuffs..........on reflection, I tend to agree with you. All Adolf would have to do is unplug OBL's dialysis machine and he'd be toast!

Who would win, The Doctor (played by Tom Baker) and The Doctor (played by Jon Pertwee) or The Doctor (played by Christopher Eccleston) and The Doctor (played by David Tennant)?

The battle is non-violent, I'll leave the rest of you folks to decide the exact terms.

OOOH!.....good one........

Hhhmmmm......so many variables......

On amount of episodes it'd have to be Mr Baker.
On my own personal preference, Pertwee every time (I grew up with him)
Ecclestone v Tennant........wow, the gloves are off there!......I personally thought that Chris was unbeatable in the role, and I was distraught when he left so soon........and then along came Tennant, who IMHO has been the absolute zenith of Doctors.

I can't see this new fella (whatever his name is) being anywhere near convincing enough. I would have liked to see someone like Johnny Depp take a stab at it....someone with just the right amount of madness about their personality.

Tharoc I meant as a team. So Eccleston and Tennant vs. Baker and Pertwee.

Oh, I see........well, without doubt Ecclestone & Tennant would kick massive amounts of butt in that particular battle. No contest.

Who?

Actors who played the Doctor on Doctor Who, Roosje.

Jon Pertwee played the 3rd Doctor, Tom Baker the 4th (he had a scarf)
Christopher Eccleston (who played Major West in 28 Days Later) was the 9th Doctor, and David Tennant (who played Barty Crouch Jr. in Goblet of Fire) was the 10th.

Ok, to change tack slightly, who would win, Gil Grissom or Horatio Caine?

Depends on the terms here. Are we talking a CSI Leader-off or a fist fight?

It has to be leader-off. I can't see Grissom sullying his hands with a punch-up, and Horatio would be too busy standing sideways on, hand on hip, to be of much use.

In terms of sheer leadership: Horatio. He's much more hands on than Grissom when it comes to dealing with his team.
In terms of who would finish first: Grissom. Hands down.

*Stands head bowed, hand on heart, mourning the loss of his hero, Grissom*

That Suicidal Sarah Sidle has got a lot to answer for!

Can we ask one that I know now? I mean, I know Horatio cause I've seen a couple of CSI Miami's, but no idea who Grissom is (yes, I know he's the leader of the CSI team, but i've never seen CSI)

So! Same question, but between Horatio and Gibbs :D Since I have seen NCIS :P

Hhhmmmm.......let me see.....

Well, both of them would be too busy staring mournfully into the distance, so any fight wouldn't exactly be action packed.

However, I see Horatio taking this one. His body count must rival that of the Third Reich by now, whilst Gibbs is a little more discerning who he shoots.

Horatio, definately!

Well I'm putting my money on Gibbs. Because he's way cooler than Horation :P (yes, that's a valid reason! ;))

Ain't no one cooler than Gibbs.  That's who I wanna be when I grow up. :)

You'll never grow up, Alt......You're the Peter Pan of Santharia!

BTW, I've just this second finished writing the next salvo in my ongoing battle of words with Mira. I'm not entirely convinced that I'll be allowed to post it over on the Dev side though.

Would anyone care to have a quick read via PM?

You've seen me in my green tights then....  :shocked:


Yup, I'll read it.  Send away.

OK, this one's a fist fight.

Sarah Palin v Michelle Obama

Let's keep the political statements out of this one, it's purely for my own twisted pleasure  ;)

My girl Sarah on this.  Any girl that will pick off wolves from a helicopter has got moxie. :rolleyes:

Meh, I'd be more impressed if she could fight them hand to paw!

For me, It's got to be Michelle. She's got height/weight on her side, and don't let that 'apple-pie mom' smile fool you. Inside she's a raging bull.

I think Sarah would have this one. When she's in debates and stuff I think she has a face that says "I would like to stick a fork in your neck and beat you until you die, but I won't because that would make me look bad."

Gibbs for sure...I agree with Alt on that one.

Sarah for sure on the other fight.

How about Obama or the PM of England?

Obama by a mile........our PM would be too busy asking advice on what to do next!

And Barack Obama sounds like a warriors name..........Gordon Brown sounds like an accountant..........oh, hang on, that's what he is!

Who's got more intellect and creativity, Einstein or Edison?

That's tough. I'd wager Edison is probably the more industrious of the two, but I'd have to call it on good old Al for sheer brains. Alva beats him out for creativity though.

Einstein, I think.

Anyone else here know that Einstein had a disease that linked the left and right halves of his brain, I did!  :cool:  That's why he was such a genius.

Ahahaha. But Edison got kicked out of school in three months. Not to mention he became a world genius instead of a slumdog.

I don't know, but I have a new one.

Gandalf or Voldemort?

@Inxth You asked intelligence and creativity, not schooling. Edison had creativity, his list of inventions or their distant ancestors that we use today is proof enough of that.

@Galthas I'd have to go with Gandalf. He's a Maiar after all, and actually immortal. Next to that Voldemort is a poseur.

You're right.

Just another quick note about Einstein, he failed his math courses in school. He was a genius at science, but not math.
*Side Note* Just stating a fact, not saying this made him better or worse.

Knightrider(the new one) or Speedracer? Which one is faster/cooler

Speedracer is faster, by a long shot. But I think Knightrider is a lot cooler.

Gandalf or Saruman?

(and don't you even dare talk about that "'àç'(ç!é'( wizard's fight from the movies! I'm talking about the books here! ;))

Oh, let me correct that, because i just realised that even in the books, Gandalf wins...

Gandalf or Saruman *at the height of his power* ;)

Gandalf post-balrog fight or pre-balrog fight? Swords or mad skills, since Gandalf has both.

Hrmm....

Who will win in a battle, a magician or a warrior?

I'm putting my bets on magic. A warrior needs to be close range to cause any damage, and metal lowers magical defense.

That then depends on the type of magician. Does it conjure energies, mess with the warrior's mind, turn the ground into quicksand, or perhaps ruin his weaponry?

Well, let's say, a telekinetic?

Well, I would say Gandalf would win, before or after the fight with the balrog, mostly since he does in the movies. Also, because he has sword and magic skills.

And Inxth, it would depend on the power of both. If they both had the same power in their respective class, I would say the telekinetic.

Well it depends really. The respective amount of skill it requires to hack someone to death with a semi-blunt length of metal (also called a sword) is probably hugely improportional to the same amount of skill it would require to hack someone to death with your mind. Or throw them for that matter.

 :lol: You know Valan, I'm starting to find you really funny.

Kwai Chang Caine (from Kung Fu) vs. Yoda in a battle of martial arts badassery and wisdom.

Yoda. No contest. :D

How about the Care Bears VS Peter Pan and the Lost Boys?

Shudders at the thought of that fight.. turning into tickling.... evolving into caressing..... and finally hitting bottom with... ugh *shivers again* :buck:

Penny (the coin) vs. a San (also the coin)

Dunno really, but say penny.

Yucky contest:
Snail or Slime?

Slime envelopes all, soon we all become one with the SLIME. Who wins: An elderly man with Alzheimer's who does seem to know where he is or why the apple sauce is gone, or a mideval knight with no legs or arms?(such as the knight from monty python and the holy grail)

The black knight. Mad masochistic skills. And the ability to bleed on people should never be frowned on, as the Alien series of movies has taught us. Acid blood be scary.

No contest; the knight.

Who would win, Edward Elric or Alphonse Elric? (from fullmetal alchemist)

Depends, manga or anime and if the later, pre or post Conqueror of Shambala?

Don't know what in the blazes you are talking about. Never heard of whatever it was you said.

Who would win The Rock or Kevin Sorbo?

Kevin Sorbo. Hercules with a force lance trumps all.

Mr Strong or Mr Tickle?

Mr Tickle, hands down...

I know he's got the reach advantage, but don't underestimate Mr Strong's inside work.