Adventures of Caelereth

Find yourself wondering about the people and minds behind this story? Why the story/game is the way it is? How we come up with plot and character ideas?

Well you won't really find out all of that here (just thought it made a series of cool and professional opening lines ), but you might still want to drop in from time to time and check this thread out: Here will be posted interesting or funny chats/moments of story plot discussion moments, brilliant one-liners, laugh-inspiring story-related comments, the occasional bloopers and anything else that would put a smile on someone's face.

If you're interested in this story, you would be probably be interested in this thread for the story/stories behind this story  

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Edited by: Khiera at: 1/6/04 0:48

A snippet of the behind-the-scenes brilliant, awe-inspiring planning of Luca's side of the plot

<Ryldor> Hey Guys
<Khiera> aha, finally, a time when you and luca are on at the same time ryl
<Luca_> im QUIRKY?
<Khiera> uhm ... that was the overwhelming general IRC population response that i got luca  
<Radaroc> see told you, you should have used my suggestions
<Luca_> lol
<Khiera> what? what was your suggestion again rad? "psychotic"? lol
<Radaroc> no
<Radaroc> though there was question of her mental state
<Ryldor> so what were we needed for?
* Khiera grins
<Khiera> ah, ryl, you and luca have to discuss about how luca finds out about you wanting to steal the magical artifact/device in ximax, and what you are going to offer her so she strings along and becomes your "colleauge"  
<Khiera> plus you two have to post your CDs :P
<Ryldor> Ok Luca, what would be the most bizzare way for us to hook up?
<Khiera> oooohhh ... i am starting to like this already!!    
* Khiera pokes luca
<Luca_> realistically bizarre or giraffe playing the harmonica with a rabid gophers gnawing on my elbows bizarre?  
<Khiera> lol
<Radaroc> 4
<Luca_> 4?  
<Luca_> thats a lovly number rad  
<Khiera> there's only two ...
<Luca_> but 1 is the first one on the scale  
<Luca_> now lets start again....1.....2....
<Khiera> that was it?
<Ryldor> 5
<Radaroc> why are we doing this?
<Luca_> *shmacks ryl upside the head*
<Ryldor> hey? what did I do?
<Ryldor> I guess some realism would be good, but not too much
<Khiera> luca, what reason would make luca want to be a partner in ryl's stealing endeavour?
<Luca_> alright: luca steals from aryia (snicker) with her super wicked awesome thiever skills and ryl is stupified by my wicked awesome thiever skills and he lets me in on the mission. (this would be BEFORE luca unwittingly tries to bribe aryia with her own money. i have a feeling ryl would regret his decision after that)
<Khiera> lol
<Khiera> uhm ... why would you steal from aryia after she rescues you luca?? trying to get dumped in a hurry?? lol
<Ryldor> super wicked awesome? sounds like you're talking about me
<Khiera> lol!!
<Ryldor> Ceri, you think I'm super wicked awesome, right?
<Luca_> luca could steal from her before she is rescued. luca will steal from the first person she bumps into (literally) if she is short on cash
<Khiera> ooohh i see luca, luca will steal from aryia, and then when luca is on the run she will be needing aryia to rescue her ... wouldn't that be funny??? lol
<Ceri> of course Ryl! ^.~
<Ryldor>

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Edited by: Khiera at: 1/13/04 3:15

Enlightening Confusion from The Journey's Produced-On-Demand Encyclopedia:

S.W.A.T.S. = An inimitable quality of one aspiring-to-be-a-legend Luca the Thief. Stands for "Super Wicked Awesome Thievery Skills". If you are feeling poor, stay away from Luca.

To order your own set of easily ingested caplets to experience for yourself bursts of S.W.A.T.S. lasting 15 minutes at a time, call 1-800-LUCA-ROCKS.

Hey we said inimitable, but never said it was not ingestible.  

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Edited by: Khiera at: 1/11/04 16:54

The beginning that might have been.....

After the failure of the kissing booth is Strata, the Dashing and Charismatic Kissing Captain, Kiushapo went to sulk in Nepris where he found his destiny.....to save the world once again!

More snippets of legendary story-plot-discussing! All gasp and admire in awe!

<Khiera> so you plan for the fight to erupt soon in the street, or?
<Luca_> well....as much as a fight that luca can stand.
<Khiera> that's why she has to bump into aryia lol
<Luca_> it'll be more of a "HEY WATCH IT! hey...you look for famil--OMG ITS YOU! aaah! swish, dodge, swish swish, dodge dogde scream, bolt, creepy guy follows...kind of thing"


<Khiera> so how does she bump into aryia? ryl says he will intervene when the fight starts along with aryia
<Luca_> well...since luca will start off blocked from the alley entrance, she (using her fantabulous fight switcharoonie skills) will make it so she's fighting on her heels and back her way into the street, only to bump into a certain silver hair stick god worshiper


<Khiera> ok, so technically where would i need to position aryia?
<Luca_> ....*oil lamp switches on above her head* how about a bar fight causes aryia to take an unschedualed walk, happening to conveniently pass a certain dark and drippy alley


<Luca_> *didnt know the general public was capable of having knowledge*
<Khiera> LOL
<Luca_> hence the creation of many useful things, such as: the clap light, green ketchup and canadian idol

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Edited by: Khiera at: 1/13/04 3:14

The Power and Magesty of Commercial Voice Overs

<Luca_> i should write a non-novel book.
<Luca_> the world as it was never meant to be seen
* Khiera already has one in progres lol
<Luca_> Visible, a look at reality from the perspective of boredom
<Luca_> i can hear the commercial voice-over now
<Khiera> LOL
<Luca_> One girl. One world. One book. And so...we see it as it is, and as it was meant to be and as it never was, will be or would be. Visible. Adventure. Excitement. Romance. Comedy. Psychology. Psychiatry. Physiotherapy.
<Luca_> "A wild array of story telling" - Gut Buster Herald
<Khiera> lol
<Luca_> "I don't get it" - General Public

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<Khiera> but we have to come up with a neat plot to make sure he ** Censored for Public Relations **
<Luca_> hrn....
<Luca_> *coughs and gets into her voice over persona*
<Khiera> he's only an NPC ... but still, showing his **EDIT** godly aura around immortalizes the whole story and cast hehehe
<Khiera> but it;'s still awhile before we get to that point, so lots of time  
<Luca_> One man. One website. One party of kidnappers. Artimidor must save the world, else Caelereth will be shrowded in a never lifting fog of darkness, a blanket of misery that shall never rise. One mastermind. A maniacal half-elf with too many coke cans for her own good, is the only one who can lift this mist of despair. One man. One psycho. Only Arti....and Arti alone...can keep the general public from aquiring knowledge

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"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life"

Edited by: Luca the Thief  at: 1/9/04 5:28

Enlightening Confusion from The Journey's Produced-on-Demand Encyclopedia:

The KiKiK(h)i:

One of the Kookiest trios ever grouped together on the Sarvonian continent. Their fearsome motto is rumoured to be "To Konfuse, Komplicate and Korrupt -- and Konquer Kaelereth!"

One of their most notorious members is the Kissing Kaptain, and some think that the KiKiK(h)i is the first step in his diabolical plan of Konquer and Kontrol in amassing his Krafty Krew. Some have even claimed that they have witnessed his blood-Kurdling cry of battle: "Kiiiiiiillllllll!!!!" Though it has also often been debated that it is actually "Kiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss!!!" and not the aforementioned.

Stay tuned for the KiKiK(h)i's debut in The Journey! Coming to you soon live on Thread 1B!

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Edited by: Khiera at: 1/10/04 19:46

Ah, the perils of saving someone's life ...

<Khiera> uhm ... someone needs reviving from potential drowning ... *looks around*
<Kiu> Yep yep, just give me a chance to catch my breath or I might die giving it to you...

Remember kids, don't try this at home. These people are well-trained professionals.  

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And a new food item is introduced onto the menu, courtesy of The Journey's brilliant plot planning cast ...

<Bahran_bored> So... I was thinking: Bah wakes up in the shallow water after a hard night of drinking. He doesn't know where he is or how he got there, so he goes stumbling towards Kius cabin/shack (by chance of course) and finds it.
<Bahran_bored> Then asks for directions and somehow gets tied up with them,
<Kiu> Well, it's gonna be on fire soon, should't be too hard to find
<Bahran_bored> Oh.. well... that'll work.
<Bahran_bored> He'll be too hung over to care.
<Kiu> hehe
<Khiera> is bah going to be on fire?
<Kiu> I hope not, all that booze in him might make him the first human bomb
<Khiera> LOL
<Khiera> that's why i asked  
<Bahran_bored> Hmm, I think it'd be best for him to NOT be on fire.
<Bahran_bored> We don't want Bah parts littering Strata.
* Khiera chuckles
<Khiera> just teasing hehehe
<Khiera> don't be too menacing too, otherwise Khiera may just really accidentally set bah on fire hehehe
<Bahran_bored> Bah is big... but unless big = menacing then you shouldn't think he's menacing.
<Candace_Hayes> Bah: Hello there pretty thing.    Khi: GAH!   *FLOOOOOM*     Bah: Boy... im hot
<Candace_Hayes> crispy Bah
<Candace_Hayes> Khiera fried Bah – KFB

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Edited by: Khiera at: 1/13/04 3:14

< Khiera> thanks kiud  
< Khiera> *kiu
< Kiu> Kiud, the much hipper form of Dude!
< Khiera> LOL
< Khiera> you should start a kiu dictionary kiu: first two entries: You Kiu Do, and Kiud
< Kiu> and Kiu-like
< Khiera> yeah!! can't forget kiu-like!! hehehe
< Khiera> well, call it the Kiuxicon or something lol

Edited by: Kiushapo at: 1/15/04 23:53

Observe Luca's SWADS in this latest (er..first) installment of Adventures of Oddly Drawn ONNYA Chibi's -- Not in technicolor!

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Gasp! Stun! Kapow!

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"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life"

Edited by: Luca the Thief  at: 1/16/04 4:12

Observe the Poemaster at Work

<Luca_> by special request:
<Luca_> ode to ryldor:
<Luca_> ryldor is our buddy. ryldor is our pal. i beat and punch and tease him much, but he'd never hit a gal!
<Kalina> LOL
<Khiera> lol luca! *applause*
<Mavrus> lol..
* Kalina pokes Ryl
* Ryldor hugs Kal
<Luca_> he's stunned speachless

<Ryldor> I was more thinking... you know... good things
<Ryldor> like "handsome elf" or "Clever thief" or "majestic mage"... that kinda thing
<Luca_> ah, ok
* Khiera chuckles
<Luca_> ode to ryldor v. 2.0:
<Luca_> Men want to be just like him. ladies want to wed. women push and shove to catch a glimpse, and the boys all want him dead!
<Luca_> (and i mean that last part in the best possible way)
<Khiera> lol luca!!
<Ryldor> LOL

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"Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life"

Edited by: Luca the Thief  at: 1/17/04 5:47

Ah, the meddlesome logistics of introducing a new food item into a conservative menu ...

<Kiu> Oh Bah, would you rather we saw you on the road, or do you want to surprise us?
<Bahran_cute> Saw me lying on the road, passed out.
<Bahran_cute> You can poke me with a stick!
<Bahran_cute> To see if I'm dead!
<Khiera> you want to be passed out bah????
* Khiera lets kishara do the poking
<Kiu> Kishara won't be with us
<Bahran_cute> Why?
<Kiu> She doesn't officially join till later
<Khiera> khiera will have to do some sizzling then ;)
<Bahran_cute> O.o
<Khiera> unfortunately, alcohol is kind of inflammable ;)
<Kiu> Hello, I'd like a extra large order of KFB, to go please
<Khiera> ok, who wants the drumsticks? the wings? the uhm ... breast? ;)
<Kiu> I don't think breasts come from this particular animal Khiera
<Khiera> uhm ... chest meat then ;)
<Kiu> Sure you want to be passed out Bah?
<Bahran_cute> Yes, when you poke me, i'll wake up.
<Shaint> not if someone pokes you right...
<Kiu> Ok, I'll make sure to poke you first, before Khiera goes crazy

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Edited by: Khiera at: 1/22/04 3:52

Of Pets and Pride ...

<Khiera> i was wondering when Pick was going to make an appearance
<Bahran_sick> Pick, the eagle thingy?
<Khiera> yep
<Khiera> everything's a thingy to bah hehe
* Bahran_sick has a char with a rat named Pic
<Luca_> well pick's gonna eat pic
<Khiera> LOL
<Luca_> so tell your little rat to watch his flea infested back!
<Luca_> name stealer
<Luca_> rar
<Bahran_sick> Then Bahran (bear) will weill eat Pick
<Bahran_sick> * minus the weill
<Bahran_sick> Oh, and actually you're the name stealer.
<Bahran_sick> Rar.
<Luca_> bears are omnivors and prefer berries and roots. and no way some slow bear with more fat than brains will catch my crimson colored eagle!!
<Luca_> rar x2
<Khiera> this is ... cute ... reminds me of when i was 5 years old arguing with the neighbourhood boy lol
<Bahran_sick> Then Bah (human) will shoot Pick with an arrow and roast it up will some nice white wine.
<Bahran_sick> Rarier.
<Luca_>  like: my dad could beat up your dad! no he couldnt. mine has power tool power! and mind has his remote control of death!
* Bahran_sick remembers that...
<Bahran_sick> Yeah, apparently my dad had a chain gun or something? O.o
<Luca_> well before some stupid ol' arrow will hit down the speedy gonzales of the air, picks gonna scratch bah's eyes out
<Luca_> and that means you
* Bahran_sick doesn't know HOW he remembers that...
<Luca_> ...
<Luca_> my dad had a stick of dynomite!
<Luca_> BIGGER THAN HIM
<Luca_>  and it was already lit when he whipped it out
<Luca_>  so HAH
<Bahran_sick> ...
<Bahran_sick> Ok...
<Luca_>  TNT
<Luca_>  *sings*
<Luca_>  watch me exploooooode
<Khiera> what does TNT stand for again??
<Luca_>  fwoom
<Luca_>  no clue
<Kiu> TNT stands for TNT
<Luca_>  technical knowhow term
<Khiera> lol
<Luca_>  *grin*
<Kiu> ooOo, good one luca
<Mina_> tnt...trinitrotoluene
<Mina_> something like that
<Khiera> o.O
<Kiu> I like Luca's better
<Luca_>  smarty pants
<Luca_>  *pelts mina with smarties with her goodie blaster 2004 vs 3.0*
<Khiera> hehehe
<Mina_> lol
<Khiera> the choiced conflict resolution method of the 21st century

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We wish Bahran a speedy recovery from his cough-inducing cold and the evil reign of yucky tasting cough-drops!! Get well soon Bah!!    

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Edited by: Khiera at: 1/24/04 14:24

Need an excuse for homework? Look no further ...

* Khiera tries to find reasons not to do homework
<Luca_> the kiu ate it
<Khiera> "the kiu"??? lol
<Kiu> Yes, not only do I kiss, I eat homework
<Kiu> For the fiber of course
<Luca_> puckering up to some algebra, kiu?

Provided to you free-of-charge by your friendly neighbourhood RP story The Journey ... subscribe today and get 500 more excuses for homework!

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Meanwhile, behind the scenes ...

<Luca_> we have to think of 499 more excuses for homework now?
<Luca_> ...
<Khiera> it's a sham luca, as all subscriptions are :P
<Luca_> not all! i subscribed to carpet fuzz weekly and i get a free can of dust every month!
<Khiera> LOL
<Luca_> well, the can is more of a ball of dust, but still!

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Edited by: Khiera at: 1/26/04 0:28

The Journey is ...

" ... its kind of like one long dream sequence from the mind of an elephant drugged so she can stop eating gerbils instead of peanuts ..."

--- Luca

Luca's Disclaimer:  "... just my opinion though."

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What lies ... err ... may lie ahead ...

<Khiera> so, you have any planned for immediately outside marcogg luca?
<Luca_> hmm...not really actually. but i have yet to note to the general public that butterball didnt come equipped with a saddle
<Khiera> ahh ...
<Khiera> well, think it's time to throw something in to spice things up or?
<Luca_> yah
<Luca_> any ideas?
* Khiera is thinking
<Luca_> and then all of a sudden, a dragon flew out of the clouds and blew all of marcogg to smitherines
<Khiera> LOL
<Khiera> arti would kill us ... me first especially ;)
<Kiu> arti can't kill if he's been kidnapped
<Luca_> lol
<Khiera> oh
<Khiera> LOL
<Luca_> are we still kidnapping arti?
<Khiera> we can ;)
<Luca_> lol...it could make front page of the new santhalian journal!
<Khiera> i know, and you can write the article luca! ;)

And she did ...

<Luca_> headline: ARTIMIDOR KIDNAPPED. LUCA HELD INVOLVED. in the dead of night, a strange incident occured which left all of santharia in distress, confusing and gut wrenching laughter. "i swear it wasn't me! i was talking to shaer all night!" pleads one suspect. eggs litered the hallways, toilet parchment covered trees. "everything was mayhem" moans a T.P.ed guard. continued on page IV

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Edited by: Khiera at: 2/4/04 1:27

This has nothing to do with ONNYA, but heck, it's a neat bit of looniness err ... history  

* Lucirina_Songbird has joined #Santharia
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Lucirina_Songbird
<Argon_Glasstar> hey luci
<Olven> hey love.  
<Lucirina_Songbird> BOOGAH!!!
<Argon_Glasstar> how are ya?
<Lucirina_Songbird> hello people!!!
<Lucirina_Songbird> good!
* Olven goes and hugs and kiss his dear Luci.
<Argon_Glasstar> thats good to hear
<Khiera> luuuuuuuuuuuci!!  
<Ryldor_Posting> hey Luci
* Lucirina_Songbird gives everybody a hug and a niiiice kiss to Olven
<Kiu> Heya Luci
* Argon_Glasstar hugs luci
<Khiera> it's Bop Ryldor Day luci
* Olven hands over the bopping bat to Luci.
<Khiera> hehehe
* Lucirina_Songbird beboppalulas Ryldor
<Khiera> LOL
<Argon_Glasstar> lol
<Khiera> now that's a classy bop  
<Olven> eheheh
<Argon_Glasstar> i think luci likes that bat
<Khiera> here here! i hereby name the bat, the "Beboppalulas Bat!"
<Khiera> Luci, ryl, you have both gone down in santharian IRC history!
<Ryldor_Posting> How do you people expect me to work under these conditions? These senseless acts of violence are quite distracting
* Lucirina_Songbird bounces around the room
<Lucirina_Songbird> yay!
<Ryldor_Posting> for?
<Khiera> senseless acts of violence? it tells you that you are LOVED ryl ... and besides, you got a place in history, so hush and go post :P
<Khiera> for being the first person to be beboppalulassed by the Beboppalulas bat
<Ryldor_Posting> THAT'S what I go down in history for?
<Argon_Glasstar> yup
* Olven builds a nice shiny sparkly dangerous looking case for the Beboppalulas Bat.
<Khiera> hey, you have to work your way up like everyone ryl  
* Olven hangs the case on the wall and writes over it: In use of Extreme Desire To Bop Ryldor.
* Olven adds in small characters under it: Or any other people that deserve such bopping.
* September has joined #santharia
<Argon_Glasstar> welcome back september
<Argon_Glasstar> please bop ryl
<Khiera> heya jeremy!
<Khiera> alright alright!!
<Kiu> Heya September
<Lucirina_Songbird> hello Jemmy
<Khiera> no more bopping!!
<Argon_Glasstar> why?
* Khiera pats ryl gently
<Khiera> poor ryl
<Khiera> he's working now so ... if no posts show up, we can have a Bop Ryldor Week  

There was quite a bit of bopping before Luci dropped in ... but hey, we don't sanction violence so ... ahem ...

((*waves to Mina*))

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Edited by: Khiera at: 2/17/04 3:08

I day in the the life of the Kissing Captain:



Many thanks to Luca!  

Edited by: Kiushapo at: 3/7/04 17:59

This and that IRC style:

< Khiera> uh yeah. i had to. and make up too. eeeck
[21:53] < Khiera> and then the de-making-up process as well! and now i smell like cold cream
[21:53] < Bahran> What's that smell like? I've never smelled that before...
[21:54] < Bahran> Bad?
[21:54] < Khiera> not really bad. it just gets kind of ... tiresome after a while
[21:54] < Khiera> smells like facial cleanser
[21:55] < Bahran> ...Umm... facial cleanser?
[21:55] <@Mina_> i guess you don't use them hehehe
[21:56] < Khiera> i think mina is right hehe
[21:57] < Khiera> you use it to uhm ... clean your face lol
[21:57] < Bahran> I know what soap smells like...
[21:57] < Bahran> You crazy people and all your bath products.
[21:57] <@Mina_> hehehe
[21:57] < Bahran> I have a bar of soap, and that's good enough for me.
[21:57] < Khiera> women bah, that's the collective term of us crazy people ... women hehehe
[21:58] < Khiera> i stopped using soap a long time ago hehe
[21:58] <@Mina_> not all are women, khi...although most are
[21:58] < Khiera> well yeah ... i know mina, i was just generalizing :P
[21:58] < Kiu> What language do they speak in Norway, Norwegian?
[21:58] < Khiera> yep
[21:59] < Kiu> Well, it sounds really neat =)
[21:59] < Bahran> Wait, lemme get this straight... you have specalized products for everything, BUT NO SOAP?
[21:59] < Bahran> That's crazyness.
[22:0  < Khiera> tell that to the industry bah lol
[22:0  < Khiera> i just don't really like soap, so i switched to shower creams/gels
[22:0  < Kiu> Which have soap in them I would bet =)
[22:0  <@Mina_> and soaps aren't easy to use
[22:01] <@Mina_> unless you're really used to them
[22:01] < Bahran> Soap isn't easy to use...
[22:01] < Bahran> How is soap not easy to use?
[22:01] < Khiera> i try to use soap free formulations kiu hehehe
[22:01] < Khiera> and yeah, soap is ... troublesome
[22:01] < Bahran> You just lather it up.
[22:01] < Kiu> yeah, me to
[22:01] < Bahran> What are you talking about...
[22:01] < Khiera> lol
[22:01] < Kiu> Lather and apply
[22:01] < Khiera> ok so you lather and apply, and then it just sits there gathering ... whatever
[22:01] < Kiu> rinse and repeat
[22:01] < Khiera> lol
[22:01] <@Mina_> they're slippery...hard to hold and such...
[22:02] < Bahran> Sheesh, it's those bath products with 400 step instructions that aren't easy to use.
[22:02] <@Mina_> lol
[22:02] < Khiera> LOL
[22:02] < Khiera> what, bath products are bath products, you put them on you, lather, and rinse, just like soap, what's the problem? :P
[22:03] < Kiu> It's costs four time as much :P
[22:03] < Kiu> *It
[22:03] < Bahran> Geez Mina... you really DO need to get out more... my hands are rough so the soap just stays in them.
[22:03] < Bahran> Yes! What Kiu said!
[22:03] < Kiu> I dropped mine a few times, now it's got nice hand holds
[22:03] <@Mina_> lol bah
[22:04] < Khiera> well yeah, the cost factor is kind of not nice :P
[22:04] <@Mina_> why would anyone want rough hands anyway?  :P
[22:04] < Khiera> lol kiu
[22:04] < Khiera> yeah bah, women don't want rough hands ... or rather, their men don't want that :P
[22:04] <@Mina_> men don't want rough hands either :P
[22:04] < Khiera> some men do *points to bah*
[22:04] <@Mina_> or at least i don't...
[22:05] < Khiera> hehehe
[22:05] < Kiu> Hey, I don't make a cat use moisturizer on it's tongue, and still like it :P
[22:05] < Kiu> *I still
[22:05] < Khiera> lol
[22:05] <@Mina_> lol
[22:06] < Bahran> It's not that I WANT my hands rough, but just from picking up stuff, and general wear and tear. And moisturizer is too feminine.
[22:06] * @Sianna_Zulgin looks in.. wonders what us happening and then notices Bah
[22:06] < Khiera> LOL
[22:06] <@Sianna_Zulgin> BAH!
[22:06] <@Sianna_Zulgin> chapter 10 us up!
[22:06] < Khiera> moisturizer is for everyone bah!!
[22:06] <@Mina_> yeah!
[22:06] < Khiera> and your gf will love you for it if you smoothen your hands, you know :P
[22:07] < Bahran> I'm sure that women love it when your hands feel just like their's -.-
[22:07] < Khiera> lol
[22:07] <@Mina_> lol
[22:08] < Khiera> i will refrain from going into the technicalities bah :P
[22:1  < Bahran> :P
[22:11] < Khiera> sheesh, like i've said numerous times now ... men nowadays! :P
[22:11] < Bahran> Hey! Sheesh is my word!
[22:11] < Khiera> not anymore! :P
[22:11] <@Mina_> lol
[22:12] *  Bahran whimpers
[22:12] *  Kiu comforts Bah and gives him "Geez"
[22:12] <@Mina_> lol
[22:13] < Khiera> LOL
[22:13] * @Mina_ offers to share "darn typos!!!" with bah
[22:13] < Khiera> oh alright bah, you can have it back
[22:13] *  Khiera pats bah and pats the Sheesh back into his head
[22:13] < Bahran> It's... it's... just not the same anymore...
[22:13] < Khiera> temporary amnesia would be good right now bah
[22:14] *  Kiu pulls out his cutlass and smacks Bah over the head with the hilt "We'll see if that works..."
[22:14] < Khiera> ROFL
[22:14] <@Mina_> lol
[22:15] < Bahran> Who are you again?
[22:15] <@Sianna_Zulgin> who is who?
[22:15] < Khiera> oh it worked better than expected!!
[22:15] <@Mina_> i guess it worked hehehe
[22:15] *  Khiera chuckles
[22:16] *  Kiu mails Bah all the chat logs, excluding the last 5 minutes
[22:16] < Kiu> I'm the cool one in all those
[22:16] *  Bahran wonders who sent him all the chat logs
[22:16] < Khiera> LOL
[22:16] <@Mina_> lol
[22:16] < Bahran> Oh? Your name is Bahran too?
[22:16] <@Mina_> lol
[22:17] < Kiu> Yeah, until I let you use it =)
[22:17] < Khiera> ROFLMAO!!!
[22:17] < Bahran> When was that?
[22:17] *  Kiu consults his magic eight ball "Results fuzzy, try again later"
[22:18] < Bahran> Inconclusive?
[22:18] * @Mina_ thinks this is better than watching a comedy
[22:18] *  Khiera tries not to fall out of her chair laughing
[22:18] < Kiu> I'll have to get back to you on that
[22:19] <@Mina_> wow, nai is fast
[22:19] < Khiera> yeah, nai is good too *thumbs up*
[22:2  < Bahran> Oh? I see how it is! "Don't the the amnesia-ridden cool person ANYTHING!"
[22:21] < Khiera> did you leave out a word bah?
[22:21] < Bahran> *first the = tell
[22:22] < Bahran> Grr, I didn't catch that one.
[22:22] < Khiera> LOL
[22:22] < Khiera> ok, time for another sword hilt hit to the head to get rid of the pesky amnesia hehe
[22:23] *  Kiu chuckles and smacks Bah again, softer this time
[22:23] * @Mina_ throws a lightning bolt at bah
[22:23] < Bahran> HEY! No zapping!
[22:23] < Kiu> Oh, well, that did it, KFB anyone?
[22:23] <@Mina_> lol
[22:23] < Khiera> gee, the people in this room embraces violence with so much glee :P
[22:23] < Khiera> LOL
[22:23] < Kiu> Or, rather MFB tonight
[22:23] < Khiera> i want the drumstick!!
[22:23] *  Bahran hangs up a No Zapping Zone sign
[22:23] * @Mina_ doesn't want to risk getting drunk
[22:24] < Khiera> LOL
[22:24] *  Kiu puts his Free Kisses with Every Piece sign under Bah's
[22:24] *  Khiera laughs and laughs and laughs
[22:24] *  Bahran imagines that doesn't taste good anyway
[22:24] < Bahran> Salty.
[22:25] < Kiu> Well, you've got enough on you to feed a small family, I don't think said small family would mind a little salt
[22:25] <@Mina_> lol
[22:25] < Bahran> Small family... or IRC room? O.o
[22:25] *  Bahran runs
[22:26] * @Mina_ wonders how bah could still run
[22:26] *  Kiu grins "I'm not here to eat, just got done with BBQ chicken"
[22:26] < Kiu> He's still got drum sticks on him
[22:26] < Khiera> LOL
[22:26] <@Mina_> lol
[22:26] *  Khiera decides that another zap or two would fix that problem soon enough
[22:26] * @Mina_ zaps bah a few more times
[22:26] *  Bahran is gone
[22:27] < Khiera> aww mina. i thought i said i wanted the drumsticks!!
[22:27] *  Bahran watches the police arrest Mina for breaking the rules
[22:27] * @Mina_ zaps the police too
[22:27] <@Mina_> lightning bolts are fun!
[22:27] < Khiera> lol
[22:28] < Khiera> fun things are usually what gets you in trouble ;
[22:28] < Khiera> *
[22:28] <@Mina_> hehehe
[22:31] *  Bahran is dead
[22:32] * @Mina_ pokes bah to see if he really is dead
[22:33] *  Bahran grabs Minas hand and sticks a small syringe in it
[22:33] < Bahran> HA!
[22:33] <@Mina_> eek!
[22:33] < Khiera> ROFL
[22:33] < Bahran> You have about...
[22:33] *  Khiera wonders what was in that syringe
[22:33] *  Bahran looks at watch
[22:33] * @Mina_ wonders too
[22:33] < Bahran> About 60 more...
[22:34] < Bahran> Years left to live.
[22:34] < Bahran> Use them wisely.

Primer for a Fight ...

<Luca_> well khi, im going to post for the poker game. you can take control of whatever brownies/adam you like to lead into your fight
<Khiera> uhm ... why would i be starting the fight luca???
<Mina_> this sounds interesting
<Luca_> well we never actually figured out HOW the fight was going to start
<Mina_> better do so now then hehehe
<Khiera> what mina said lol
<Luca_> did you want me to have a brownie scurry over to check on the orb?
<Khiera> ok, so luca wins, adam gets mad because he has NEVER lost before
<Luca_> okay
<Khiera> he takes a shot at luca, luca takes a shot back, all nervous and wrecked nerves already about caranthir
<Khiera> ryl supposedly helps luca
<Luca_> luca wont take a shot. she'll fall and scurry around
<Khiera> hmmmm
<Khiera> alright, back to square one, how do we start the fight then? lol
<Khiera> oh i know!!
<Luca_> well she could trip him
<Luca_> yes khi?
<Khiera> he could throw something and accidentally hit aryia on the back of the head or something
<Luca_> lol
<Khiera> also luca, in the meantime, have a brownie scurry over to look at the orb. email fishhook to let him know that he should react to that by ... violently checking out the brownie, becuae they stole it from him after all
<Luca_> luca summons pick, pick starts picking at bite-sized brownie
* Khiera points luca to her previous statement
<Luca_> sure khi
<Khiera> yeah ... to get everyone involved luca hehe
<Luca_> mavrus?
<Khiera> and then ryl just ... charms his way out i suppose :P
<Khiera> mav hmm mav ...
<Khiera> have a brownie bite him on the ankle or some other tender part or something :P
<Mina_> i've seen him around, but he hasn't been posting
<Khiera> oh i know, have argot do something to him hehehe
<Khiera> how does that sound luca?
<Luca_> lovely khi
* Mina_ thinks this is going to be a very chaotic fight
<Luca_> 13 brownies, a drunk, a distressed/rich half elf, a warrior, a thief, a knight and an enraged orc
<Luca_> chaotic? where?

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And the Teaser clip rolls ...

<Khiera> just remember luca, the orb has to be broken hehe
<Khiera> and i was thinking that that would probably cause fishie to not want to return to his gang and hence tag along instead
<Luca_> or we could convince him that there is a new orb in ximax that he can take back just so he doesnt squish us into a elven human mixing pot soup of delishiness
<Khiera> lol luca ... that might be a possible idea too ... depends on how he responds i guess hehe
<Kiu> The orb which just happens to be my navigation device?
<Mina_> the device is an orb?
<Khiera> no kiu, that one is fake
<Khiera> haven't you been reading mina? :P
<Mina_> i must have missed it
<Kiu> Well, it's just a device, haven't made it an orb, or a box, or anything
<Khiera> yeah hehehe
<Mina_> ugh...i keep missing things...
<Khiera> just to pull at people's curiosity :P
<Kiu> Not like we're ever going to see it anyway
* Khiera chuckles
<Kiu> With everyone looking for it, I don't know if I want to take you all to find it. I'll wait till I'm alone :P
<Mina_> lol
<Luca_> we should find it then fight over it, then the person who gets will be sitting there with his device and then think to himself "NOW what?"
<Luca_> and thats the end
<Khiera> YEAH LUCA
<Kiu> lol, I like that
* Khiera high 5s luca
<Luca_> *high 5's back*
<Kiu> Only thing is, that means Kiu can't win, cause he knows what already
<Mina_> you know...if we aren't going to ddo anything with it, why would we be fighting over it in the first place?
<Khiera> LOL
<Khiera> wait wait
<Khiera> kiu needs to get on his ship
<Khiera> so it can't end there
<Kiu> Cause everyone wants it, doesn't matter that know one really wants it
<Khiera> it can be ... A FALSE ENDING!!!!!
<Kiu> *No
<Kiu> Right, a false ending and then we'll get a new thread of the sequal
<Mina_> huh?  false ending?  what do you mean?
<Khiera> hehe YEAH
<Kiu> "I thought I said stop following me!" or ITIAAFM for short
<Khiera> you know in movies mina, they hit you with some kind of fake ending, and you think, "awww, that's it??" and then you find out it's not true
<Khiera> LOL KIU!!!!
<Kiu> *ITISSFM
<Mina_> LOL
<Luca_> itissfm?
<Kiu> I thought I said stop following me!
<Khiera> then we launch a whole radio station themed joke. "Tune in to 16.67 ITISS.FM" :P
<Luca_> LOL
<Mina_> LOL
* Kiu grins
<Kiu> This is Kiu, your DJ for as long as Khiera doesn't blow up the antenna, bringing you wave sounds, cause that's about all we have on this boat
<Mina_> LOL
<Luca_> And in the hot seat is Luca the thief, bringing mischief right into your home, office or car. Now just sit back and relax while WE do the talking and you do the nothing.
<Khiera> stop giving khiera the reputation of a mobile combustion engine upon contact :P
<Khiera> lol luca ... what a crew heheheh
<Luca_> I'D listen to that station
<Kiu> Welll, if you're gonna blow something up, in the middle of the ocean is where to do it :P
<Luca_>...

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Let ONNYA heat your day up! You're all well-acquainted with our dashing, lipsmacking and swoon-inducing Kissing Kaptain, and now here's the one and only Ryldor H.M.E.*! Brought to you only by ONNYA!

* Soil_ has joined #Santharia
<Soil_> woosh
<Ryldor_Work> hsoow
<Soil_> Shlombo?
<Ryldor_Work> golirtosty?
<Soil_> a'ploop imboomip golp
* Ryldor_Work slaps Soil
<Ryldor_Work> How could you say that?
* Soil_ feels ashamed
<Soil_> hey khi!
<Khiera> hiya soil!! nice to know you guys are doing some quality guy bonding    
<Soil_> lol, one gotta start somewhere..    
<Khiera> you'll forever remember that bonding slap, eh soil?    
<Soil_> oh yes!
<Soil_> (love always starts with a fight?    
<Khiera> now kiss and make up you guys    
<Khiera> yes, and it's the making up part that's worth it
* Khiera chuckles
<Soil_> O.o
<Soil_> I never though of that..
<Khiera> now you have    
<Soil_> hehe yeah ^^
* Soil_ gives ryl a spontaneous hug and flees
<Khiera> lol
<Khiera> how can you make up if you flee right after??
* Ryldor_Work sets Soil on fire
<Soil_> see?
<Khiera> oohhh ... fiery passion
* Soil_ jumps into a river
<Soil_> you make me hot ryl
<Khiera> ROFL
<Ryldor_Work> I make EVERYONE hot
<Khiera> ROFL
<Soil_> hehehe
* Soil_ runs to get a fire truck


*Hott Male Elf


Epilogue:

<Kiu> Ryl isn't the only HOTT Male Elf, he's part of the tribe!
<Kiu> We're a little short on female members though, so I dunno how long the tribe will last...
<Kiu> You know, Ryl can have the tribe
<Khiera> i meant to say one and only RYLDOR, not hott male elf :P
<Kiu> Well, see, I better get out of the tribe now, or they'll all want to ride on my ship and well, there's no place for them  
<Bahran> I'ma gonna start me a tall, overweight, bearded human club. It'll last days! Maybe even 3 of them!
<Bahran> Plus there'll be no women... hopefully.
<Khiera> why don't you want women bah??
<Bahran> I don't like tall, overweight, bearded women. They scare me almost as much as clowns.

---

Edited by: Khiera at: 4/15/04 23:55

Bahran runs ...

<JelloBah> Yes... But I'm very confused now.
<Khiera> what are you confused about?
<JelloBah> I thought the place where Bah ran was like a cave thingy, but with two openings.
<Khiera> what do you mean "ran"?
<Luca_> Bah-ran.
<Khiera> LOL luca
<JelloBah> ...
<Khiera> huh ... now I'M confused bah
<Luca_> Didn't he mean Bahran?
<Luca_> I was serious.
<Khiera> you were?
.<Luca_> Yeah....
<Khiera> stop confusing me people!!
<Luca_> Haha
<JelloBah> I didn't, I meant Bah ran.
<JelloBah> Past tense of run.
<Luca_> Oh.
<Khiera> glory thread! :P
<Luca_> I'm going to shut up now.
<Luca_> Stop plastering my moronity for all to see! xP

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With a Flash and a Bang

<Bahran> And there's lots of chicken feathers.
<Luca_> Yes.
<Luca_> And I think it was more of a flash than an "explosion"
<Manik> did it make a big noise? did it throw dust up in the air?
<Luca_> There was dust/smoke, yes.
<Bahran> It was like a stun grenade.
<Manik> its an explosion
<Manik> haha
<Manik> a flash bang
<Bahran> Exactly.
<Bahran> But Khi didn't seem to know what that was...
<Luca_> ...
<Luca_> It's like a really really big camera flash
<Bahran> So she thought it was like a regular grenade.
<Luca_> With a big POOF
<Luca_> Actually, probably more like a BOOF.
<Manik> yeah, a flash bang on a bigger scale would describe that
<Manik> haha
<Luca_> Hehe...boof. Thats a good word.
<Manik> sure it wasnt a Whoof?
<Luca_> Naw, too big for a FWOOF
<Luca_> I'm very particular with my onematopias.
<Bahran> Maybe a FWOOSH?
<Luca_> Except for spelling of the word.  

Edited by: Bahran the big at: 6/2/05 6:23

I Deserve Hips!

<Luca_> I think I'm going to make Luca a little more meatier next time I redo the CD
<Necro> lol
<Khiera> hey i like luca the way she is!
<Luca_> She's so "lithe" right now....
<Khiera> luca is not luca if not lithe
<Luca_> I want her kind of curvy.
<Luca_> With big hips to complain about.
<Necro> lithe is a major luca factor
<Luca_> Really?
<Khiera> you got that mixed up with eden luca ... or luca 20 years from now swaddling 10 kids  
<Luca_> Haha
<Necro> I'd like to see that
<Luca_> I actually thought about.....Severine suggested doing a sequel to Eyes of Her Son 10 years in the future.
<Necro> I should make a comic
<Luca_> And Luca would gain a little weight with really long hair

Edited by: Bahran the big at: 6/2/05 6:24

No Stuff to Strut

* Bahran thinks all the NPC girls should be drooling over Jee.
<Khiera> eh ... that could probably be arranged bah
<Khiera> it would probably help if you had a char pic up bah  
<Luca_> Don't worry, you'll be one of those girls soon yourself once we get that harem.
<Khiera> i need .. visual aids  
<Khiera> LOL luca!
<Bahran> If I could find the original one before it got distorted.
<Khiera> a dirty blonde beauty with rippling pecs? sounds good to me  
<Luca_> If by rippling pecs you mean precariously fastened watermelons, then yes.
<Luca_> Precariously....I need to use that word more often.
<Khiera> oh i see, going to add booster packs  
<Necro> ...
<Necro> what are we talking about now? Boobs?
<Luca_> yes
<Necro>  
<Bahran> Jee is a stud.
<Luca_> Bah's going to crossdress for us.
<Necro> YAY!
<Necro> ...
<Necro> I feel less yay now
<Luca_> IC only.......hopefully
<Khiera> jee can be a ... ravishing stud hehehe
<Necro> much more eew
<Bahran> Bah in drag... going to be the scariest sight of your life.
<Khiera> hey, tall, blonde and leggy ... that COULD be bah!
<Necro> ...
<Necro> He's not blonde
<Luca_> Haha....he should get a pair of fishnets and his scraggly male leg hair will stick out.
<Bahran> Bah needs some hairy man in the harem to fall in love with him while in drag.
<Necro> yes, he does
<Luca_> That hairy man is going to have to be very very drunk and very very blind.
<Khiera> hairy men, check; jee-oogling female npcs, check
<Necro> so he can find his true feewingz
<Bahran> No, he's not, that's the thing. :P
<Luca_> Hehe....it could be like the blind guy from Men in Tights!
<Khiera> only i haven;'t seen the movie. use more accesible references luca  
<Luca_> I less than three that movie.
<Bahran> The man that falls in love with Bah is sober and healthy.
<Khiera> oh dear, look what you started bah
<Luca_> The man should show up later in the story!
<Bahran> That's what makes it funny.
<Luca_> Come out of no where and start hugging Bah.
<Khiera> LOL
<Necro> Thank Marduk Fyer isn't here, she'd write a bloody fanfic...

And Blondes do have more fun:

<Khiera> LOL this is funny bah!!!! tzi says bah is BLONDE!!!!!!
* Khiera rolls over laughing
<Luca_> Hahah.
<Bahran> ...
<Luca_> Bah the Blonde Bombshell
<Khiera> ROFLMAO
<Bahran> You told him to didn't you?
* Bahran glares.
<Khiera> so much glory thread material here ... is anyone taking this down???? *eyes luca*
<Luca_> Hurr?
<Khiera> i din't told him nuffin  
<Khiera> he ... picked it up  
<Bahran> But Bah has a picture... how would you think he was blonde?
<Khiera> i don't know. it's what tzi wrote. don't shoot the messenger  
<Luca_> Bah actually seems like the dirty blonde type.

Edited by: Bahran the big at: 6/2/05 6:26

Gosh!  Would everyone leave me alone?  You guys are ruthless!





I THOUGHT HE WAS BLOND!

Get first dibs on the next installment of ONNYA, Chapter 3A! Caution: Brilliant minds at work. Don't forget your aluminum tin foil cone hats.

<Khiera> i thought somebody was supposed to be working on a post that was supposed to be in existence sometime around midday today?
<Khiera> and bah, would you like some bird poop?
<Luca_> ....
<Luca_> Yeah, Khi's cracked.
<Khiera> no no, it's for my post. just answer the question
<Luca_> so THATS what crazy hobo's keep in their crazy hobo bags.
<Khiera> what?
<Khiera> bird poop?
<Luca_> I dunno, you're the crazy one.
<Luca_> One step away from crazy hobo. You ought to know.
<Khiera> no i'm the insane one. that's different from crazy
<Khiera> insane is higher up the ladder
* Khiera pokes bah for answer
<Bahran> Bird poop? What?
<Khiera> i was saying bah, would you mind some bird poop? just answer the question
<Bahran> Sorry, part of my desk broke.
<Bahran> No, I wouldn't like some bird poop.
<Khiera> aww, you were supposed to say yes. say yes bah
<Khiera> it's essential to the completion of my post
<Bahran> ...
<Luca_> Then why do you ask him?
<Bahran> Why did you ask then?
<Khiera> because i have to have consent
<Luca_> KHI'S PLAYING STEREOTYPICAL FEMALE MIND GAMES!
<Bahran> Get out of my head!
<Khiera> o.o
<Khiera> are you two in league tonight or something?  
<Dar> thats true luca
<Luca_> And Dar lives!
<Khiera> now say yes bah so i can finish this darn post
<Luca_> well...I am stalking Bah.
* Khiera waves to the now alive bah
<Luca_> I know these things.
<Bahran> Luca is inside of my head. Like in Inner Space.
<Khiera> ooh ... stalking. promising career for aspiring youngins
<Luca_> Next step...remote control.
<Bahran> But... Bah doesn't like bird poop...
<Luca_> He WILL do my bidding!
<Bahran> ugbapitwug
<Dar> i haven't died...yet
<Luca_> I second that.
<Bahran> Why'd you make me type that Luca?
<Khiera> it's not a matter of like or dislike bah. just say yes
<Luca_> It's a coded message.
<Khiera> lol luca
<Luca_> That only me and Tasha can understand.
<Khiera> oh, you are so brilliant luca! when uncoded it says YES I WOULD
<Bahran> Explain then I'll answer in the affirmative.
<Khiera> thank you luca for that
<Luca_> You're very welcome.
* Khiera shakes luca's hand accomplishingly
* Luca_ goes to working on a mind control device for her friend's hot geeky friend.
<Khiera> LOL
<Khiera> i'm going to grace you with some bird poop in my next post bah, alright?
<Luca_> Hurrah!
<Bahran> No... hat's not alright...
* Dar sighs
<Bahran> *that's
<Luca_> Maybe I'll let Pick garnish Jee as well.
<Khiera> aww, come on bah, in the name of quality RPing?
<Bahran> Jee's gonna throw bird poop at Aryia then. Hobart's poop.
<Bahran> Fresh stuff.
<Luca_> Haha
<Khiera> it's just going to be a tiny bit
<Bahran> Oh, well Hobart eats a lot...
<Luca_> Hey, can Luca temporarily adopt a baby lamb?
<Luca_> They're really cute.
<Bahran> So Aryia won't be so lucky.
<Khiera> don't change the subject bah
<Dar> after bah throws poop next thing we will see is monkey feices everywhere
<Khiera> yuck dar lol
<Luca_> brb. I shall make hotdogs
<Bahran> Luca's thought process:
<Bahran> Bird poop and monkey feces... HOTDOGS!
<Khiera> LOL
<Khiera> scarily, that's believable  
<Khiera> bah, come on, be a sport, or you're going to delay the post  
<Khiera> how about it on the tip of your shoe bah?
<Bahran> What's the point?
<Bahran> You need to explain it.
<Dar> the point being for us to laugh at you?
<Bahran> It'd be really funny if it got stuck in his beard.
<Khiera> it can be pointless or it can be interpreted as an omen
<Khiera> and you and tzi can go crazy on the omen-interpretation  
<Bahran> Oh, you just want my permission to get it on Bah?
<Khiera> yeah
<Bahran> Why didn't you say that in the first place?
<Bahran> Sure.
<Khiera> even though i am bordering on insane, i still am aware of the importance of PC autonomy in an RP you know  
<Khiera> yay!
<Bahran> I thought you wanted to know if Bah liked it.
<Khiera> a fresh serving of bird poop, coming right up!
<Khiera> gee bah, you need to get more fresh air  
<Khiera> now bah, you can pick where it hits bah  
<Bahran> Get it in his beard.
<Khiera> LOL
<Khiera> good stuff bah, good stuff  
<Khiera> have you finished your post?
<Bahran> Almost, on the last line... have to make it humorous...
<Bahran> The rest isn't funny.
<Khiera> ooh
<Bahran> Oh, this post is terrible...
* Luca_ returns to life
<Luca_> I'm hungry...but I don't feel like eating.
<Khiera> why bah?
<Khiera> eat to live luca, eat to live
<Bahran> It's just not a good post.
<Bahran> And I still need a name for it...
<Khiera> i'm sure it is  
<Khiera> entail luca's assistance bah ... for the title i mean
<Bahran> Luca!
<Bahran> Title!
<Bahran> Snap snap!
<Khiera> lol
* Luca_ comes back to life, once again.
<Luca_> Ressurect now? Accept.
<Bahran> What exactly are we doing in this chapter?
<Luca_> For A or B?
<Bahran> A.
<Luca_> I dunno, ask Khi.
<Bahran> Khi!
<Luca_> I don't even know where we're going after finding you.
<Bahran> Same question!
<Khiera> argh, can't you kids let me finish this post  
<Luca_> NO
<Khiera> brodin is going to find jee in the river luca
<Luca_> Yes....and after that...
<Khiera> so that luca and aryia will be more inclined to like him and accept him as a travelling partner
<Khiera> then, we think of something
<Luca_> Yes..
<Khiera> which is the whole purpose of you being here and free for discussion
<Luca_> *Stupid anime fall-over thingy*
<Khiera> brodin yells for help, attracting the attention of both luca and aryia, and they both arrive on the scene at the same time.
<Khiera> and then, let the chaos unfold  
<Luca_> Maybe Luca sees something from the tree as she's gtting down?
<Luca_> getting*
<Bahran> I need to know the basic outline of the chapter so I can make a name!
<Luca_> Ooh! Maybe somebody can steal Aryia's money.
<Luca_> Luca sees because she's mad at Arya
<Luca_> Aryia*
<Khiera> oh, sure, luca can spot that first before brodin yells
<Khiera> uhm ... i don't undersatnd the mad at aryia part luca
<Luca_> I dunno. Luca's pretty immature that way.
<Bahran> We're in a field...
<Bahran> How could someone steal here money?
<Bahran> *her
<Luca_> For some reason I keep thinking hobbit magician.
<Luca_> It's a very odd image.
<Luca_> I mean with a top hat and sequin'd cape.
<Khiera> what bah said
<Luca_> I don't know!
<Luca_> I'm just making stuff up as I go along.
<Khiera> ok, what are the plausible odd fun things that can occur in a field?
<Luca_> More than you two are doing
* Luca_ grumbles
<Bahran> I was thinking about making a magician character... like a modern day magician.
<Khiera> hey, i'm working on an actual post here  
<Luca_> If you have failed to notice, a field isn't exactly one of those locations with a pleuthera of hilarious options.
<Bahran> Luca, it's how things work.
<Bahran> You think of ideas, we shoot them down.
<Luca_> Yes sir.
<Khiera> hey i like that. hehehe
<Luca_> What about that little town Brodin came from?
<Bahran> That should be the title!
<Khiera> hmmm ... what abotu it?
<Bahran> "You think of ideas, we shoot them down."
<Khiera> and what should be the title again? am i missing something?
<Luca_> ...
<Luca_> No.
<Khiera> and i just posted the starting post for the new thread for group b
<Bahran> There we go, now I have idea credit.
<Khiera> lol
<Luca_> How about..."Theres Mithril in Them Hills!"
<Bahran> So can't say I didn't help.
<Khiera> are we close to hills?
<Luca_> We could be.
<Luca_> We can MAKE hills.
<Khiera> ok, so we're in a field. let's think of a title with field in it
<Bahran> But what's the plot signifigance.
<Luca_> "Little Bunny Foufou"
<Khiera> LOL
<Bahran> ?
<Luca_> I dunno
<Luca_> We should parody something.
<Khiera> well, that's the whole idea bah, it can be so general that it pertains to EVERYTHING, as long as it occurs in a field
<Khiera> and of course whatever we come up with later occurs in a field, because we're in a field
<Khiera> get it?
<Bahran> Ok...
<Khiera> that's the best i can come up with right now *shrugs*
<Luca_> "Where the Deer and the Cantalope Play"
<Bahran> But where'd the Bunny thing come from?
<Khiera> that's just luca. her tummy is protesting at her non-eating
<Luca_> Little bunny foufou, hopping through the forest. Picking up the FIELD mice and bopping them on the head.
<Khiera> o.o
<Luca_> ..
<Khiera> her tummy must be REALLY hungry
<Luca_> It's a song...
<Luca_> You've NEVER heard that?
<Luca_> And then it goes on:
<Khiera> i'm sort of out of the loop where songs are concerned luca lol
<Khiera> and hey wait
<Luca_> And then the fairy comes down and says: <something something to the same tune>
<Khiera> i like "where the deer and the cantaloupe play"! let's use that as title bah!  
<Bahran> Hmm... maybe Jee could be singing the song...
<Bahran> Oh, we're doing that?
<Khiera> doing what?
<Khiera> i just made a suggestion, i think it would work nicely
<Luca_> Are there cantaloupe in Santh?
<Bahran> But that's home on the RANGE, not home on the FIELD.
<Khiera> who cares. we'll just assume there is or that there is a close cousin  
<Luca_> Okay
<Khiera> well, a range is a wide field
<Khiera> to my undersatnding anyways
<Bahran> Where animals are herded.
<Khiera> this bunch of four is even more dangerous than any group of animals
<Khiera> this bunch of four is even more dangerous than any group of animals  
<Luca_> CATTLE THIEVES!
<Luca_> WE CAN BE COWBOYS
<Khiera> uhm ... there are hardly any cattle around luca lol
<Bahran> There we go!
<Luca_> That'd be pretty cool.
<Bahran> Horse russlers.
<Khiera> there we go what?
<Khiera> horse rustlers??? in the middle of a field???
<Bahran> There are plenty of horses.
<Luca_> Over the river in that little town
<Bahran> It can be a range.
<Luca_> It can be a ranching town.
<Bahran> Yeah, sounds good.
<Khiera> no no, no more towns until we reach chrondra
<Bahran> They're taking them a long distance then.
<Khiera> or we will have exhausted all town-related RPing before we even reach chrondra
<Luca_> We won't be IN the town
<Luca_> Just on the outskirts with the cattle
<Khiera> someone summarize it for me please lol
<Luca_> And a very cowboy-y guy. Who chews tobaccy
<Bahran> Maybe the horse/cattle drive will be coming from Chondra.
<Khiera> hmmm ... and they can get a lead to head to chrondra next, good idea bah!
<Luca_> Are we broke?
<Luca_> I think that can be assumed...
<Luca_> Luca sure is.
<Luca_> Luca robbed Aryia.
<Khiera> but who would be driving cattle of all things so far away for some crazy reason??
<Luca_> Cattle...drivers.
<Khiera> huh? what's this whole robbing business again?
<Khiera> how about ... sheep!
<Luca_> Remember...back in Marcogg.
<Luca_> Yeah...sheep are funnier.
<Bahran> Sheep move really slow.
<Luca_> And one pig.
<Khiera> come on, we can do better than that. let's think of a more unlikely, odder, weirder herdable animal
<Khiera> i like the pig. anything else?
<Bahran> Pig herding, that sounds good.
<Khiera> A WHOLE BUNCH OF HOGS!
<Khiera> yeah!!
<Luca_> My ignored post from earlier: <Luca_> Hey, can Luca temporarily adopt a baby lamb?
<Luca_> <Luca_> They're really cute.
<Khiera> ROFL
<Khiera> gee luca, you sure are good at subliminals  
<Dar> canaries
<Luca_> Okay, as long as there is only one ambiguous animal somewhere.
<Khiera> a hog herder. and we can make up a crazy reason for why there even is a hog herder and why he/she is herding hogs
<Luca_> It should be a very manly woman.
<Khiera> dwarf hog herder!!
<Luca_> With a mustache.
<Khiera> with a beard, even better, how about that  
<Luca_> A dwarven woman with a mustache!
<Khiera> yeah!!
<Bahran> Yeah, like a Scotsman.
<Luca_> Heeeey...
<Dar> -
<Khiera> you know that you are in ultimately going to be in charge of that don't you, being the main mod for group a luca?
<Luca_> Yeah, I'm good with that.
<Bahran> Ok, summarize.
<Luca_> Okay:
<Khiera> HEY.  a dwaven woman with a moustache all scottish like who has a liking for MALE HUMANS
<Khiera> and she can take a liking to brodin!
<Khiera> flirt a little or something  
<Khiera> and maybe have a fetish for merchants or men of trade  
<Bahran> And she wouldn't like Jee, so he gets jealous. :P
<Khiera> YES YES I LIKE IT
<Khiera> excellent!
<Khiera> ok luca, summarize  
<Bahran> And he's doing stuff to try to impress her.
<Khiera> yesh ... and aryia can do what she does best: eye rolling hehehe
<Luca_> So, Luca's in the tree and is woken up by Brodin's calling. She look around for him and sees a big cloud of dust coming from the directin of Chondra. After getting Jee and all that yummy stuff, she mentions it and we go to check it out because checking stuff out is vital to RP, in general.
<Khiera> and luca can ... luca can ... i don't know, prove that she can really get a man? Lol
<Luca_> Before we find the whole herd, Luca finds a lone piglet and tries to eat it.
<Khiera> go on luca  
<Khiera> LOL i like that!
<Khiera> and the cloud of dust thing is good, cause we can speculate that it might be another possible explosion, thus, a clue
<Luca_> Big Bertha comes along with her mustache all a quivering, and explains that she just beat back a band of big men with sacks(captors?) for russlin her hogs. Luca is broke and hungry, giving her reason to go along.
<Khiera> YAY
* Khiera is liking this even more and more
<Khiera> go on luca
<Luca_> I need more?
<Luca_> Oh, right.
<Khiera> yes. about the brodin part and jee jealous part
<Luca_> So, we go along. Big Bertha reveals that she's got a thing for human men and goes after Brodin. Jee, naturally, gets jealous and starts showing off. Wrestling the bull hog and such. Luca continues to try and eat the 1st prize piglet and Aryia....just sighs, curses and rolls her eyes until something further.
<Bahran> You know that pig call... how is that spelled? SEEEEWWWW-EEE? <Bahran> That could be the title.
<Luca_> Oh...and there's a lone goose.
<Luca_> That just hangs out with the pigs.
<Bahran> With a penguin.
<Luca_> O.o
* Bahran glances around.
<Bahran> But really, what about "Soooueeey!" for the title?
<Luca_> I'm fine with that.
<Bahran> Khiera the Mighty?
<Bahran> What about you?
<Luca_> I'm naming the 1st prize Piglet Babe.
<Luca_> Oh, what was the pigs name in Charlottes Web?
<Bahran> Wilbur!
<Khiera> i still like the cantaloupe, but if i'm outvoted, that's fine as well
<Luca_> wilbur it is.
<Khiera> and sorry, i was copying stuff for the glory thread  

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Edited by: Bahran the big at: 6/28/05 5:01

Guys and Gals ...

* Luca_ can't decide if Luca's the type to hit on Brodin now...
<Erian> lol
<Khiera> i thought you decided to banish all semblance of romance in the story where luca was concerned luca?
<Khiera> but then again, maybe luca likes nice, white fluffy buns
* Khiera runs before getting hit
<Luca_> Hitting on isn't romance
<Luca_> It's hormones. Luca's got them in spades.
<Luca_> xD

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