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Author Topic: SILLINESS RETURNS!  (Read 15886 times)
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Atsuin
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« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2005, 11:10:22 AM »

ba ding ding ding bada bam dooom ding bom bom bom! boooooooooooooom! beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! whiiiiish! ka krash!:veryconfused  

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« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2005, 11:42:22 AM »

i understand that language!

boom ba ding dong bam bam wish ka?

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Kalína Dalá'isyrás
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2005, 12:07:22 PM »

I would reply in my wonderful leetness but it would take me too long to type so I won't bother ><

So I will just ramble on and on and on and on and on....^^

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« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2005, 12:14:22 PM »

Okay, so a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel glued to his crotch. The bartender looks up and says, "Hey, you know, there's a steering wheel glued to your crotch," and the pirate says:

"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"

*Badunk - clash* <--- Punchline-drum-thingy, by the by.


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Manalkar Melor
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2005, 12:34:22 PM »

xD Luca, I could comment but I think I shall restrain myself  

There was a piece of broccoli...
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*Crickets*

Yes people, that was the joke, sad and pathetic as it was I, like Kali, am only rambling on and on and on    


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« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2005, 10:28:22 AM »

Luca... that's my new favorite pirate joke. I'd tell you my last favorite pirate joke, but I don't think I had one.

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It is not enough to conquer; one must learn to seduce.  ~  Voltaire
Oh dearest Ryldor, dust thou know thy charm?; The clever smile soft upon thy face; Seem like a promise for to do no harm; Whilst I, enjoying thy tender grace; Should gaze in admiration at thy eyes; As azure as where highest heaven lay; Reflections of the clearest, truest skies; They seem to melt my very heart away!; And if thy lovely words were not as true; As thine eyes blue, still I'd believe thy claim; Of magedom. Magic turned a rosy hue; My cheeks. A spell thou cast upon this dame!; Thou art a most capricious scoundrel, yet; The sweetest gentlemen I've ever met.; ~ Rayne Avalotus
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« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2005, 12:48:22 PM »

This all reminds me of when I was a wee bairn...no wait, barn...burn? Oh POL, I can never get that right...

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« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2005, 05:25:22 AM »

/comfort

We still love ya anyways...

Now, why I am here when I have like 5 job applications to turn in >< ::hides from the application police::

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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2005, 07:30:22 AM »

Who wants to write Luca's resume for her!?

I love writing, and I really dont mind writing about myself. But something about making myself so great and qualified (pfft, what does that even mean) is not my cup of tea.

And I assure you, I drink a lot of tea. Thus giving me many a cups of tea.

I'm very open minded, you know.


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« Reply #24 on: March 18, 2005, 09:12:22 AM »

I do Luca ^^

Let's start with the pirate jokes, then talk a little about your addiction to tea...  


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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2005, 11:17:22 AM »

*Upon finding this thread Necro enters, reads, and then his eyes burst from his skull. He shoots an energy beam from his mouth after collapsing on the floor and spinning, causing the ceiling to collapse and crush him, thus ending his out of body trip to the very limit of the universe that was induced by the sheer ridiculousness of this thread. He then climbs through the rubble, and orders a chocolate pudding cup and some toast. Then, upon being told that this was not a restaurant he stabbed all who were present and left to answer questions i9n his thread despite the fact that NOBODFY HAS POSTED ANY QUESTIONS FOR THE OMNIPOTENT AND OMNIPRESENT NECROMAGE...OF POWER!*


Here I go, playing the Hero again...

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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2005, 11:23:22 AM »

*Nudges Necro with her foot* HA, we are no longer dependent on your random threads, we have started our own union of uselessness and are now capable of starting our own pointless threads...

Is it just me or did I sound scarily similar to Necro?  


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« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2005, 11:43:22 AM »

nah...you are safe so far Mana ;)  

and Necro, just goes to show, power doesn't pay :p  

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« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2005, 01:33:22 PM »

Unless you have some kind of well-paying job that requires power.


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« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2005, 01:44:22 PM »

Power!? Yes, I love Power! Even if there are consequences! Consequences, Consequences, so long as I'm rich...and powerful...whatever got into Frodo's head to throw away the Ring is beyond me:evil ...

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