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Jay Shutter
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« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2005, 08:32:22 AM »

OH I got one!

Ok ok, well back when I was in highschool I played football and let me tell you I was REALLY good, :biggrin  because of how big and strong I am. So there was a huge pep-rally and the star football players got up and gave speaches, and like I said I was very good, so I had to get up and make a speach. I bragged and yelled and blah blah blah but then before I sat down I told every one that I was going to make the first touchdown in the game... every one laughed because I was on defence this game... i played both defence and offence but not this game.

Game day! We were in the first quarter and there were no touchdowns! I busted through the line and hit the quarterback so hard that he lifted up off the ground and droped the ball so I grabed it and ran down the field. I was going really fast and I am showing off not even looking infront of me, I even took off my helmet and was holding it up way in the air... then I run into the goal post...

It gave me a HUGE red knot on my head and every one would laugh at me as they passed me in the halls... it was funny for every one else... :noidea  .... I'm gonna go now, its just to painfull to think about...  

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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2005, 08:55:22 AM »

yeah right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! try being forced to wath barney in front of your girl friend.:hammer :jawdrop :devilish :read :explode :clap :b :broadgrin :hammer 0] :idea :evil

I AM TOM CRUISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no reealy.

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« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2005, 06:39:22 AM »

I just read one of Khi's posts in which she stated that she was 35 years old and had a husband, and I went like "Did she marry him already? "

And slowly we come to realise
Its all as it should be
You can only do so much
If you game enough
You could place your trust in me
All the love of life
There's a trade on
We could loose it all
But we'll go down fighting...

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