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NecroMage
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« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2005, 01:11:22 PM »

Months of my genius... gone... all gone...

WHY didn't I archive it?! WHY?!

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

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« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2005, 02:33:22 PM »

Even watching Ep. III is no consolation for this vile destruction.

Whats worse, I had backups...but deleted them only days before this happened!:explode

Why? Indeed, WHY!??????

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« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2005, 05:13:22 AM »

*sounds of  mass carnage*
*sigh* even slaughtering hundreds of orcs humans undead night elfs and bunnies doesn't cheer me up. It is going to be a long hard time for santharia, but with any sort of luck, we can pull through, after all, ahem...
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we have the santharian addiction! :crazy  :pet  

thanks to taka for that one and now something to cheer you all up.
FREE PANCAKES!!!!!11111shift + 1
comin'get'em!

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« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2005, 01:13:22 PM »

:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

I suggest that we try to recoup our losses, if we can get the old joyous Ask Necro posts back, we get them back, and if we can't, we can't. from now on let's just go back to asking questions of the all knowing NecroMage and his minions.

also, if anyone has a backup of this thread please PM me. I'd be most thankful if anyone actually has any posts that were deleted, just so I can save anything from before this. thankies.

Also, Fyer's mind has been snapped recently. by me. on friday. so expect her to be a little wonky in the brain. I broke her last strand of sanity when I defeated her in a duel. Here's a run down.

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WITH PUPPETS!!!

:evil  HA! I have beaten the puny Scott and now will crush you!!!

:pet  Nuh-Uh, for you are Zako!!! You remind me of Joey Wheeler, in that you are teh sux0rz and all defeat you!!!

:evil  Can teh sux0rz summon a monster with 3700 attack points on his fifth turn against a defenceless  opponent?

:pet  WHA?! No! NO!!! How?! Guh! Buh! What teh @#$% just happened here?!

:evil  I just won, easily.

:pet  *sits silently*

:evil  you just lost to teh sux0rz, which makes you sub-Zako.

(this is where her minds snaps)

:pet  *spends the rest of the day trying to kill NecroMage while he isn't looking. Sometimes while he is looking. Just trying to kill him is the point*

:evil  *spends rest of the day dodging stranglings and mocking Fyer for ever insulting his powers*

and that is how I pwned Fyer. she's currently drawing up plans on turning the school into a deathtrap designed to kill me according to something she read in her manga. I currently am typing this, and working out my strategy to defeat Chaos.

For once I beat him, I will have defeated everyone who DARED to mock my dueling prowess. which is Fyer and Chaos. But they did it over and over again. So BLARG UPON THEM! EVIL ZAKO ZAKO SOLDIER TYPE BLARG!!!

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

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« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2005, 12:15:22 PM »

ARG! It posted twice!!!

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

Edited by: NecroMage at: 6/5/05 4:16
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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2005, 02:19:22 AM »

*shakes head*
poor Necro, he seems to think that he is better then everyone else even though he has yet to properly defeat me, then when he loses he claims that I stack my deck! Sore loser if I ever saw one...
Also, I now have some wicked awesome theme music! It pwns.
now i'm off to play an awesome game called megaman polarity, it's fun :biggrin
*sits in cornor eating pancakes*

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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2005, 03:53:22 AM »

Firstly Chaos, I said I still have to defeat you. WHEN (not if) I beat you, you will still have your deck stacked because the first person to say you stack you deck was you.

Also, I saw that when I was on newgrounds last night but didn't play it, because most games on newgrounds that use sprites are made by "liek t0t41 fagz0rz hoo can't rip pr0p3r1y or 3v3n sp311 lol h4h4h4h4!!11one+shift"

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2005, 05:21:22 AM »

Am I a good Jriver, an aggressive Jriver, or an 'average' Jriver?


(just mocking the english language here)

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« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2005, 05:29:22 AM »

Why do I always have the desire to shuffle cards while I am at my computer?

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« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2005, 07:08:22 AM »

heh heh heh, i've got a funny story, but first I should answer the questions...

Koobi:( like homer Simpson) jriving? What the hell is that?!?!? you changed the rules when I wasn't looking didn't you, DIDN'T YOU!!!!

Kali: cause it is fun and remarkably entertaining, especially if you are easily amused.

as for the story, it wen't something like this...

:evil  hahaha, now Chaos you are defeated by me for I think i'm better then everyone else!

8)  wrong Necro, say hello to luster dragon #2!

:evil  noooooooo, how did I lose to you!?!?

8)  the same way you did every other time!

>:  aaarrrggghhh! *explodes causing a chain reaction that makes the school begin to collapse*

8)  uh oh, let's get out of here everyone!

:pet  whoa! Let's get out of here!

:|  don't panic, i'll blow a hole in the wall using dark sword

8)  ...

:pet  ...

:|  well I COULD

we then proceeded to flee in an Indianian Jones style setting, we've yet to figure out where the giant boulder that rolled down the front steps came from, but it was all fun, mabus even saved us by destroying the boulder with his sagey powers, it was crazy. We managed to escape into the safety of anywhere outside, only to realize that I left my hat inside and went back inside to get it.

:|  um, shouldn't we tell him?

:pet  no, he has to learn on his own

:|  ...

:pet  ...

:|  ...

:pet  ...

8)  I don't have a hat, do I?

:pet  there we go, let's leave

and then as we left, the camera zoomed in on Necro's limp hand, which then curled into a fist.

and that was how we saved chimpy the pretzel.

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« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2005, 10:31:22 AM »

Is it assumed that because I'm a pirate, I'm either one of the happy drunken pirates or the angry bloodthirsty variety?

The poorest smart people can be sold as slaves, but the stupidest rich people will buy them.

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« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2005, 11:13:22 AM »

*rises from a pile of rubble*

Dammit... how could misreading a card lose me the duel... if I find the guy who translated that from japanese I'll cut his body into peices...

*cough cough*

holy smokes, this place is a mess... hey wait, this means there's no school tommorow!!! YAY!

*watches as the school regrows around him*

NOOOOOOOO!!!!! Damn you Overmind!!!! I don't want to have process exams!!! it's not fair!!!!!!!

Koobi: You're a defensive jriver, whenever anyone talks about your jriving skills you get defensive

lol

Kali: Well, I'm not sure but it's definitely not because I've planted some sort of neural sensor on your skull that allows me to imput subliminal suggestions into your brain if that's what your thinking, and if that is what your thinking then your clearly insane.

...

SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH!!! ABORT THE PLAN!!! DESTROY THE PLANET, I REPEAT, DESTROY THE PLANET!!!

Chaos: you think you've won, but everyone knows that at some point evil always triumphs over neutrality!!!

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

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« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2005, 10:49:22 AM »

oooohhhh, I have such an EVIL/GOOD cunning plot to destroy you Necro, but you'll have to wait and see....hehehehehehe

and don't blame the guy who translated it if you misread it, blame whoever taught you to read.

Capt: wait, there's other kinds?

hhhmmmm, what kind of escape shall I have today....*idea/light bulb*
HIGH SPEED CHASE ESCAPE!!!

:evil  ha ha ha to yous! you are teh zako and doomed!

8)  oh really? say that too my opticlops

>:  arrggh! not again!

8)  not that it isn't fun crushing you but it gets old, just surrender

:evil  super Kamikaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #2

:rolleyes  oh boy, # 2...

after I had enjoyed the brisk crushing of necro, and again, after he blamed it on a technicality, I swear it's always "i'm sitting on Baltic with crap", "i'm sitting on Baltic with crap", "I misread it", "the planets aren't in alignment"
it gets annoying after a bit. Anyway...

>:  arrrgggghhhh! how do you keep winning?!?!?!

8)  with neutrality

>:  noooooooo! not that! *boom*

:pet  you think he'd be used to it

:|  really, or that we'd be used to the elaborate setups he has rigged so if he loses there's some explosion that forces us to run in an insane escape epic

8)  ...

:pet  ...

8)  ...

:pet  ...

:thumbup  put the lime in the coke, you nut

8)  WTF?

:|  forget it, let's race out of here on motorbikes as an explosion ensures just after we leave

:pet  seto rode a bike once!

8)  oh for crying out, just get on the bike

we then rode down the road for about 5 minutes when suddenly Necro came out of nowhere in a giant 18 wheeler carrying G-virus

8)  what the hell!?!

:|  plot device

:pet  how do you know these things?

8)  he's a sage, now let's pedal the medal!

:|  that was lame

8)  I MADE YOU!

after about 12 hours and 3 musical numbers later, we arrived in an abandoned junkyard where Fyer, Mabus, and myself fought necro before pulling some big giant combo fusion into....FYERMAOS!

:speechless  aw crap

:devilish  we shall give you one chance to surrender

:evil  NEVAR!

>:  then you brought this upon your self.......SHADOW FLARE CHAOS BLADE!

:eek  oh feeces

*BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM*
and that was how we escaped the second time. Well it wasn't really an escape as much as it was a showdown where we won by sheer craziness conducted by me. blargh.

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« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2005, 11:22:22 AM »

actualy chaos, everyone knows that neutrality is destroyed by evil, good destroys evil, and neutrality just gets angry then grateful.

who'd win? mace windu or samurai jack? (make pretend jack's sword isn't cut to pieces)

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« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2005, 11:34:22 AM »

How does one actually define evil?

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