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Lorek Bearfist
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« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2006, 06:55:23 AM »

She would shred the faces of her enemies. That's my answer.

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« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2006, 03:24:23 PM »

:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

Seriously. It's not that difficult a concept to understand.

Kali: Yes, and it missed me. Din'd it? Aw yesh it did! Who's a good Ask Necwo thwead? You are! Yes you are! *scritichies*

Nal: An interesting query indeed. Both are the typical anti-hero archetype, and both have bishie hairdos. In the end, I'd have to give the nod to Vincent, or else the Turks will kill me again.

Revik: Neither.

Twen: Obviously the first thing she'd do would be sink her talons into my marvelously masculine form and proceed to do to me what it is that has filled her fantasies since I first arrived in my whirlwind of sheer and utter sexyness.

:|  Rend him limb from bloody limb

This is why I have claw dampers around the perimeter of my home.

Dagan: and the list grows to two.

Kali: Yes and no. You're evil, but only when you want to be.

:|  OVERLY CHEEKY WINK.

...

Doug, you weren't supposed to say that. You were supposed to wink.

:|  Screw you, my damn eyes don't move. I was living a nice life in Havannah when I got stuffed in a sack and dragged back to do this stupid sidekick gig. So, unless you want a katana through the neck, you'll be happy I even read the teleprompter!

...

Teleprompter?

:|  You know. The thing that tells you what to say.

...

That's no teleprompter, THAT'S MY WIFE!

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

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« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2006, 11:50:23 AM »

Why do the men that I want to talk to, doesn't seemingly want to talk to me?

And, why do the Cards have to win the World Series? Must they mock us Cubbies fans?


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« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2006, 03:29:23 PM »

:angrymail :read :topsecret AHUUWA MASTER NECRO:evil  

Put your weapons where your mouth is! Strike now, so I can kill you.

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« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2006, 05:03:23 PM »

Will the world ever understand a concept as complex as ASK Necro?

If Kalina, Kareesh, Talia, Mina and myself spent our time writing entries instead of chit chatting in the OOC, would the site near completion in our lifetimes?

May I have some icecream?

(`._he pe e pon the rowd ike a ragon, ncient and u o eath_.)

Edited by: Twen  Araerwen  at: 10/28/06 9:04
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« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2006, 12:02:23 AM »

What is this strange feeling of gloating that came when I read Kareesh's last question?

And why do we mock the cubbies fans? (Go Cardinals!)

"No matter where you go, there you are..."
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« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2006, 09:56:23 AM »

Is it odd that I'm sick, but only one of my lymphnodes is swollen?

I'm a lopsided, chill-ridden mess! *whinemoan*

PS. Why does the Ezboard Spam block hate me? It's not my fault that I have a fast internet connection, mad typing skillz and a magnetism to short posts.

Edited by: Luca the Thief at: 10/29/06 1:58
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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2006, 01:27:23 AM »

hi luca hi necro
rember me?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4poZShu5LY O.o

Put your weapons where your mouth is! Strike now, so I can kill you.

Edited by: Shadowmace at: 10/29/06 17:43
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« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2006, 01:28:23 PM »

:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Kar 1: Clearly they're incredible actors. Nobody wouldn't want to talk to you, and creating the illusion that they don't is quite the feat.

Or they're bloody insane and you can do better.

Kar 2: They don't HAVE to win, they CHOOSE to.

Kar 3: Yes.

Shadowmace: That's three.

Twen 1: Oh, some day. After the Purging.

Twen 2: No, because without chat time you'd all be killed. Killed to DEATH. With violence.

Twen 3: Yes you may. *Hands an ice cream cone*

Phyth 1: Cancer. Eye Cancer. You have five weeks to live.

Phyth 2: Because you're jerks.

Kali: What's wrong with Chitchatting? WHAT'S WRONG WITH CHITCHATTING?! Nothing at all, if you're a dirt loving, dirt eating, dirt worshiping COMMUNIST HIPPIE DEMOCRAT!

Luca 1: Yes, very odd. Sounds like Cancer. Eye Cancer. You have five weeks to live.

Luca 2: Because you're human. The Board dislikes that.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

Edited by: NecroMage at: 10/31/06 5:30
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« Reply #24 on: November 01, 2006, 07:14:23 AM »

1)Since you have returned to Santharia, does this mean you will be joining us once again in the IRC channel?

2)Will Tor or Lady Cherri ever reply to their ezmails?

3)Neiavrine vs. Drasil in an underwater basket weaving contest? (This is assuming Drasil remembers to hold his breath instead of straight out drowning.)

4)Kalina vs. Talia in a coffin match?

(`._he pe e pon the rowd ike a ragon, ncient and u o eath_.)

Edited by: Twen  Araerwen  at: 10/31/06 23:15
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« Reply #25 on: November 01, 2006, 08:13:23 AM »

SQUEEEEE!  :pet   OMG!11  I'm so excited.  Hehehe, AN is back!  And I may also return a little bit, over the next three months (but after exams).  

Question:  Should I keep trying to work on Chrondra, do something smaller, or both?  So far I am h- *stumbles as a decaying dangling thing bumps in to her shins*  Dammit Bug, what?  Okay, okay.  *sigh*  Bug asks if you will say hi to Doug for her.

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« Reply #26 on: November 01, 2006, 03:38:23 PM »

GRUGRUGRUGRU!

Will I visit her when I go to New Zealand in a couple of years?

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« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2006, 05:38:23 AM »

GRRRUUUUUUNNNN!!!!:hug  :kiss

Will I stow away on Luca's plane when she goes to New Zealand in a couple of years?

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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2006, 12:48:23 PM »

:evil Greetings Puny Mortals!:evil

Nothing shows physical dominance over an opponent like burying them and setting their coffin aflame.

Of course then they show up next week in the rafters, glaring down at you, eyes filled with infernal power and skin charred black as night.

Twen 1: No.

Twen 2: Oh, they had better. Otherwise there may be unpleasantness.

Twen 3: Neiavrine, because Drasil would disqualify himself. He fights dirty.

Twen 4: Kalina would win the match, but Talia would cost her the championship at the next pay per view event and then go on to win the buried alive match.

Grun: I'd say do one or the other, not both. Doing both just adds to the total amount you're doing, and that seems to not be what you want. Either finish Chrondra, or put Chrondra on hold and start something smaller.

Bug: Why, yes.

Doug, Bug says Hello.

:|  Oh! Oh glorious day! Do you hear the doves singing on the breeze? Their soft coos waft through the gentle air, reach my ears, and fill me with delight. My heart beats with the vigor of love lost found anew, for the fair and beautiful Bug hath spoken to me through her imperfect vessels, Grunok and NecroMage. And they truly are mere vessels of her word, for she is above them, a goddess; Nothing short could have a visage so marvelous to gaze upon, form so perfect, heart so pure. I must speak to her, go to her, be with her! Alas, my duties to the Dark Crown hold me fast, and even if they did not, there are the many miles of salted sea between me and her arms, her lips, her love. Oh, cruel fate! That we should be seperated like this is enough to drive me into madness! I must speak with her. M'Lord, I do implore you, greet her in return for me, for I, a wretched, twisted, craven thing, have not the nerve to do it.

...

Doug says Hi.

Luca: You'd darn well better! I'm not making two trips.

Vesk: You'd darn well better! I'm not eating airline food.

Soon my enemies will be consumed by flame...

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« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2006, 09:42:23 PM »

poop or gravy?

-Ne'iav'rine-

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She is suddenly a whirlwind of graceful death. Where there was once a steel monolith, there is now an eruption of violence and wrath. Her singing blades rend the stale air with their battle cries, as sirens they call to those who dare stand before her. Her blood is molten hate, and it churns in her veins like the rage of the gods. There is no mercy, there is no forgiveness, there is only salvation through shed blood. Fountains of sand meet her every movement, dance beside her as a partner to her power. Ne'iav'rine's prowess seems almost supernatural; as if even the earth applauded her ability with a display of divine preportions.

    -Ne'iav'rine
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