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Nox Echiiscuan
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« Reply #315 on: September 20, 2008, 04:48:20 AM »

Am I a cutie?

What time is it in MargaritaVille?

Is it just another manic Monday?

Do you wish it were Sunday?

Is Sunday your fun-day?
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« Reply #316 on: September 21, 2008, 02:23:36 AM »

If I asked you to tell me something that I don't know, what would you say?

How many inches in a mile?

What'll it take to see you smile?

Where were those taken from?

And if you really do know, how exactly did you know?

Do you like to be alone in the dark?

How human are you?

Who will the world end with?
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cor'banhir morgur'oc
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« Reply #317 on: October 17, 2008, 09:54:52 AM »

hey necro

if my character is half noble orc half sevari does that make him a KAAER'DÁR'SHÍN?  grin
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« Reply #318 on: November 11, 2008, 05:09:36 PM »

Where did all of the angels go?

What time did they leave?

What time did they arrive?

Which is better: Mr.Pibb or Dr.Pepper?

Should I keep my long nails? Or should I cut them short?

How long should I grow my hair out?

What colour should I dye my hair?
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« Reply #319 on: November 18, 2008, 12:13:59 AM »

i have green mold growing in my danger zone

if i keep poking it will it heal?

did i get it from that blood elf chick?

why does it burn when i pee?

will mystical fairy dust cure it? 
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Silmarwen Elanessë
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« Reply #320 on: November 18, 2008, 11:03:26 AM »

Why do I have so many questions that I can't ask and wouldn't expect an answer for anyway?
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« Reply #321 on: January 14, 2009, 05:25:20 PM »

evil Greetings Puny Mortals! evil

The familiar voice booms out into the darkness as the door to the cobweb filled lair of the Dark Lord NecroMage flies open to reveal a shadowy figure clothed in billowing black robes. In his hands are a longsword stained red with the blood of many too foolish to silence themselves and a black handled sickle whose blade shines with a white light in the darkness. Light pours into the musty room capturing an assortment of gremlins, goblins and ghouls who all look up with a surprise that quickly gives way to the look of fear a child might show after being caught stealing from the cookie jar.

Fun's over boys. Daddy's home.

The figure sheaths his weaponry as he stalks into the room, opening his hand as a blood red light begins to glow within his palm. The creatures begin to panic and scrabble away just as the light suddenly erupts into an enormous ball of flame swirling around the left arm of the speaker. The creatures scream out into the merciless flames as the figure hurls the blood colored sphere of heat and death into the room, incinerating every living thing before him into piles of black ash. The figure stretches his arms back up over his head and lets out a contented sigh before stepping forth into the silent, charred room. He removes his outermost cloak revealing a black dress shirt worn beneath an open silver jacket adorned with skull-shaped darksteel buttons. His jacket collar remains raised and fastened, hiding the lower portion of his face. The rest of his face lurks in the shadow of his broad-rimmed pointed hat save for two glowing silver eyes devoid of pupils. The mage dusts himself off with his gloved hands and takes a seat in an undamaged blue beanbag chair, admiring the scorch marks and general disarray caused by his spell.

It's so good to be back.

Ylva 1: NecroMage, for those of you who haven't figured it out or gotten past the "holy crap, did Necro actually write something?" phase yet.

Ylva 2: To force the world to look at things from my correct and awesome point of view.

Ylva 3: Blue.

Ylva 4: Immaterial trivia.

Ylva 5: STOP QUOTING MONTY PYTHON IN MY FREAKING QUESTION AND ANSWER THREAD YOU FILTHY MAGGOTS. ALL OF YOU. GAHD!

Mall 1: I'm sexy, just like every other day.

Mall 2: Pikel's hips.

Mall 3: See Mall 2.

Nox 1: Yes. You are a cutie. You are a cutie wootie ooty pitooty. Bitch.

Nox 2: Time to stop finding ways to ease your pain at the bottom of a shot glass, Necro.

Nox 3: It's Wednesday now and was Friday when you asked, so no. Not really.

Nox 4: God no.

Nox 5: See Nox 4.

Seh 1: That shouldn't be too hard.

Seh 2: Too many.

Seh 3: See Mall 2

Seh 4: Probably Monty Python.

Seh 5: Past experience.

Seh 6: You're never alone when you're with Jesus!

Seh 7: 100%. Just like my approval rating.

Seh 8: Not me. I'm too powerful to let this hunk of dirt take me with it to hell.

Cor: No, it makes him a crime against nature. The crime in question is rape.

Nox 1: Bant.

Nox 2: Remember the first time you heard 50 Cent's "In Da Club"? That's when.

Nox 3: October 2008.

Nox 4: Dr Pepper is crack if crack were tasty.

Nox 5: Cut them. Long nails are nasty.

Nox 6: Waist length.

Nox 7: Violet.

Cor 1: Poking mold will, if anything, injure the mold, not heal it.

Cor 2: You probably got it as divine punishment for using the term "danger zone".

Cor 3: Because you're doing it wrong.

Cor 4: No. That's stupid.

Sil: Because you waste time and energy posting questions like this one you silly, silly person.

Happy 2009 you filthy animals. You're welcome.
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« Reply #322 on: January 14, 2009, 09:44:26 PM »

Well, welcome back, Necro!
I have a few questions for you.
Are you a self proclaimed Dark Lord, or did another Dark Lord bestow the title upon you?
If you had $50, what would you buy?
And now for a completely random question.
Atlanta, Georgia, or Memphis, Tennessee?
Why?
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the Blue bar represents your undead army, the green bar represents those that worship you, and the red bar represents those who don't worship you.
Is this graph correct?
That is all.
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« Reply #323 on: January 15, 2009, 07:24:31 AM »

Why do you pretend to be powerful?
Why do continue to deny the truth?
The truth being you are by far one of the youngest and most novice ancients of all time.
Why do you continue to run from our proven knowledge and authority?
Do you think that if we couldn't destroy you with a thought?
You are foolish and more mortal then you would like to believe.
Join us and we will teach you so that one day you might be worthy of your self given title.
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« Reply #324 on: January 15, 2009, 09:31:18 AM »

Heres one that I've Been pondering..

Why Does Santhos have to go on so?

:p
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« Reply #325 on: January 18, 2009, 07:21:12 AM »

What would happen if the Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object with Chuck Norris in between?

 Huh?
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« Reply #326 on: January 20, 2009, 12:42:38 PM »

What the crap took you so long to get your butt back here?   :P
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« Reply #327 on: January 20, 2009, 02:34:35 PM »

For your own convenience, I am going to just edit this post to add in all the questions I may come up with between now and when you get around to answering this thread again. Mkay? Mkay. ^_^


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Do you think that my new haircut is uber cute?

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« Reply #328 on: January 21, 2009, 09:14:03 AM »

Why haven't you answered my question yet?
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« Reply #329 on: January 29, 2009, 05:25:55 PM »

NecroMage,
Why did you choose the dark path of necromancy?
If you could have chosen to be an unstoppable benevolent force of Light, would you have chosen that path?
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