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Re: Jokes

« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2007, 09:37:34 PM »

I'm blond! :O

still, not a dumb blond girl, so I'm safe

cool joke lol


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« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2007, 09:39:06 PM »

Thanks. I'm not known for good jokes. grin


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« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2007, 09:45:10 PM »

If you see any posts by Yalari Maelea, that's me from ages ago. I forgot my password, so remade me ezBoard lol, ah well, I can just repost my CD.


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« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2007, 10:41:08 PM »

Cool


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« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2007, 01:04:56 AM »

A Chinese man walks into a bar. He sees Stephen Spielberg finishing off a drink. He goes over to him. "Wow! Stephen Spielberg! I love your movies!" he gushes. To his immense astonishment, Stephen slaps him.

"What did I do wrong?" he said, puzzled. "Your people bombed the British in World War II!" Spielberg said. "But that was the Japanese!" the man said. "So?" replied Spielberg. "Chinese, Japanese, they're all the same!"

"Is that so?" the man said. He slapped Spielberg. "You sank the Titanic!" he said to Spielberg. " Some of my ancestors were on there!" "But-but that was an iceberg!" protested Spielberg. "So?" replied the man. "Iceberg, Spielberg, they're all the same!"


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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2007, 03:49:46 AM »

hehe, nice


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« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2007, 03:58:14 AM »

Thank you very much *bows*


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« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2007, 04:02:25 AM »

you're welcome *pats on head*


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« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2007, 04:03:57 AM »

You're not allowed to pat me on the head! I'm not a dog! *growls* LOL


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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2007, 04:04:56 AM »

lol, fair enough...
cry

I had a bone with your name on it, too...


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« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2007, 04:09:34 AM »

Thanks *throws a scathing look in the direction of Yalari*. And I had a giant cage for you, complete with giant exercise wheel.


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« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2007, 04:17:40 AM »

hehe, my hamster died, I don't intend on taking on the aspects of one

3 year lifespan, nasty

he was white and fat, like paper that lived in an 'all you can eat' buffet

oh yes, it makes sense and you know it! you just don't know it yet...


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« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2007, 04:20:55 AM »

If he was fat, you should have made sure he exercised on an exercise wheel.

But you're lucky. My parents say I'm too irresponsible to have a pet (which is probably true, but I still want one)!


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« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2007, 04:26:35 AM »

awwww *patronising hug*

I want a snake, too expensive, though. And my mum would freak at the sight of me feeding it. Shame, I'd train it to strangle people. cry