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Fallen
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« Reply #90 on: April 30, 2007, 11:13:26 PM »

Fortunately, the alligator's aiming was no better than the swamp monster's, and so he ate the dentist instead.
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« Reply #91 on: April 30, 2007, 11:50:39 PM »

Unfortunately, the dentist's ghost wanted to haunt the nearest brownie, so it started haunting me.
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« Reply #92 on: May 01, 2007, 03:56:44 AM »

unfortunately, the laptop apparently COULD get worse, AND had a nuclea reactive core, which when fused with clown make-up (from the hitting) it went critical and vaporised the entire forest instantly, leaving you astonishingly unscathed but dizzy.
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a man walked past a stable one day, just outside of which was a donkey attatched to a full cart. The cart was too heavy for the donkey and it had fallen backwards so that the cart itself not just the wheels were touching the floor and the donkey was off the ground. The man took one look and said to the donkey's keeper, "ee-or-ee-or-ee-or to know he couldnt have carried all of that!"
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« Reply #93 on: May 01, 2007, 03:59:21 AM »

You need to do a fortunately, Hadhod. I've already done an unfortunately.
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« Reply #94 on: May 01, 2007, 04:04:12 AM »

whoops! (that one of your other characters then?)

er... lets see...

fortunately the clown that ran away didnt join the canabalistic clowns from the previous stories stating that they should avoid broken laptops as they are extremely harmful to them
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a man walked past a stable one day, just outside of which was a donkey attatched to a full cart. The cart was too heavy for the donkey and it had fallen backwards so that the cart itself not just the wheels were touching the floor and the donkey was off the ground. The man took one look and said to the donkey's keeper, "ee-or-ee-or-ee-or to know he couldnt have carried all of that!"
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« Reply #95 on: May 01, 2007, 08:53:11 AM »

Unfortunately, the clown -did- join the SBH (sadistic brownie haters) and decided to impale me with a candy cane
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« Reply #96 on: May 01, 2007, 09:16:49 AM »

Fortunately the SHB clown had bad aim and ended up poking out his eyes.
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« Reply #97 on: May 02, 2007, 04:02:40 PM »

Unfortunately, due to magnetic force, the clown's eyeballs were attracted back to the holes where his eyeballs were.

(That's stupid, isn't it?  grin)
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« Reply #98 on: May 04, 2007, 11:02:34 PM »

Fortunately the eyeballs were covered with dirt and debris thus allowing the clown's sight to be limited.
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« Reply #99 on: June 03, 2007, 11:29:02 PM »

Unfortunately, the clown was pregnant and concieved a even more sadistic clown!
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« Reply #100 on: June 03, 2007, 11:35:44 PM »

Fortunately, both clowns had a heart attack and they died.
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« Reply #101 on: June 03, 2007, 11:45:43 PM »

Unfortunately, their bodies combined making a super clown.
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« Reply #102 on: June 03, 2007, 11:56:48 PM »

Fortunately, the combination only lasted 1 second, and they died again for good.
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« Reply #103 on: June 04, 2007, 12:14:44 AM »

Unfortunately, the fused souls of the vile clown inhabited a furby.
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•º•The spell fell upon the crowd like a dragon, •º•
•º•ancient and full of death.•º•
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« Reply #104 on: June 04, 2007, 01:12:38 AM »

Fortunately, Micheal Jackson's clones popped in and made the furby blow up.
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