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Twn Arerwn
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« Reply #105 on: June 04, 2007, 01:21:15 AM »

Unfortunately, multiple clones of Michael Jackson was a fate far worse than a possessed furby.
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« Reply #106 on: June 04, 2007, 01:34:30 AM »

Fortunately, they all got in a fight between who dances best and only one survived. He was weak however and died after.
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« Reply #107 on: June 04, 2007, 04:10:01 AM »

Unfortunately, it was thriller night and the dead Michael Jackson clones became zombies that had a taste for flesh.
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« Reply #108 on: June 04, 2007, 04:11:59 AM »

Fortunately, they were in Australia and ate a load of poisonous snakes and they died.
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« Reply #109 on: June 04, 2007, 04:26:18 AM »

Unfortunately, they survived since they are zombies and continued to terrify Australia.

(Zombies can't die!)
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« Reply #110 on: June 04, 2007, 04:31:45 AM »

Fortunately Abraham Van Helsing beat the crap out of them and they soiled themselves and were dropped into the depths of the ocean chained up and bound so that their freaky funky dancing rotting flesh would no longer roam the continents of the earth making hit music videos like "Thriller".
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« Reply #111 on: June 04, 2007, 04:36:02 AM »

Unfortunately, all the fish in the ocean killed themselves and made seafood a thing of the past.
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« Reply #112 on: June 04, 2007, 05:19:31 AM »

Fortunately we can eat imitation sea crab, which doesn't taste too bad at all...
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« Reply #113 on: June 04, 2007, 06:33:58 AM »

Unfortunately, the smell of decaying flesh from the oceans perked the interest of intergallactic necromancers.
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« Reply #114 on: June 04, 2007, 07:05:07 AM »

Fortunately, they danced better than Michael Jackson and all of the other zombies, so we had a funky shindootnannyballoo.(My own new redneck word, try and see every term i use in it)
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« Reply #115 on: June 04, 2007, 12:14:57 PM »

Unfortunatelt, they were just updated Micheal Jackson drones.
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