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Author Topic: The Corrupted Wish game  (Read 101677 times)
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Leif Terskun
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« Reply #990 on: September 15, 2010, 06:51:47 AM »

Granted. Being dead, Vlad is a zombie and so finds feasting on your brain hugely enjoyable; you, on the other hand, are very happy to offer your brain to this master. However when he has finished you suddenly realise that now you are a zombie (and the meeting is over) so you are very unhappy. You then have to eat brains to survive, and end up eating Vladimir's brain and getting your mind back. When you realise what you have done you break down in tear and die again and so are unable even to live as a zombie.

I wish that Alexandre could have had a nice conversation about music before his brain was eaten.
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« Reply #991 on: October 27, 2010, 11:26:36 AM »

Granted!

Alexandre met Mr. Sofronitzky, suddenly revived from the dead. They have a nice long conversation. Vlad, still being a zombie, mentions that when the conversation ends, he will have to eat Alexandre's brains. To avoid having his brains eaten, Alexandre must keep talking for eternity. He dies after fifty long years of talking. His brains get eaten anyway.

I wish for unrestrained omnipotence that can be used at/in any state of being/not being/ in-between state (Schrödinger's Cat) [even in death] and cannot be removed (As in, I'm always omnipotent).
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« Reply #992 on: October 28, 2010, 01:11:16 AM »

Granted!

Unfortunately, your unrestrained omnipotence is a trait that pertains only to knowledge. Being all-knowing, you recognize that you have a genetic illness that is incurable and has not even been diagnosed (let alone considered for treatment options), and you die in a most unpleasant way as a result.

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I wish that Alexandre could have had a nice conversation about music before his brain was eaten.

Ah, how sweet of you Leif! I really am moved by your empathetic little wish. But, because you decided to have my brain eaten by Sofronitzky, I hereby wish for him to do the same to you.  :P
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« Reply #993 on: October 29, 2010, 05:39:15 AM »

Granted. However I, being an orator, think with my tongue and my pen and so am unaffected by the loss of a brain. I also manage to talk people into letting me eat their brains and then they eat them back - for a price. So I am rolling in cash, everyone loves me, and I become zombie lord of the entire world, while Vlad plays pleasant music for me.

I wish that I could talk myself into not needing to eat brains.
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« Reply #994 on: October 29, 2010, 02:25:06 PM »

Granted! But now, unfortunately, your tongue was cut out.

I wish that I have a cake that is not poisoned or is in some unreachable place, and that it doesn't fall on my head along with anything that comes with it.
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« Reply #995 on: October 29, 2010, 04:22:56 PM »

Granted you get your cake but unfortunately your cake has a bear in it which tears you to pieces, its not poisoned and the bear doesn't fall on your head, he rips it off instead.

I wish that I could go to Euro Dollyville Alabama (dolly partons theme park)
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« Reply #996 on: December 13, 2010, 06:26:12 PM »

Granted!  You win an all expense paid trip (first class no less), to Euro Dollyville!  However when you arrive, you find the park closed, and that your trip was just a scam to get you away from home, where thieves have jacked up your house and carted it off on a very large truck.

I wish I was the invisible man.
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« Reply #997 on: December 14, 2010, 12:46:40 AM »

Congratulations! You're now an invisible albino living in britian, reviled by many and hunted for your crimes. (I prefer the H.G. Wells story)

I wish my email was working.
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« Reply #998 on: December 14, 2010, 09:33:52 AM »

Granted. As a result, Valan, you get a virus that not only crashes your hard drive, but warps the circuiting in your computer badly enough that it explodes in your face and starts a terrific fire in your house. You then die trying to get out of your house, finish talking to Microsoft about ordering a new computer, and trying desperately to get all of your electronics and junk food into a suitcase that is too small.

I wish for something positive, that does not affect me in any negative way whatsoever for wishing for it.
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« Reply #999 on: December 15, 2010, 02:55:20 AM »

Granted. However, in order for this to occur, half the population of the world drops dead.

I wish I had a Hershey bar.
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« Reply #1000 on: December 16, 2010, 12:51:10 AM »

Granted, you have a Hershey bar. However upon oppening it, it sloops onto the ground haveing been entirely melted.

I wish to earn the grade of A (90%-100%) on my chemistry final.
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« Reply #1001 on: December 16, 2010, 10:59:09 AM »

Granted. You get a 98% on your final, and it really goes towards you getting a good grade in the class. However, your teacher suddenly decides he/she really just doesn't like you, and you receive an F anyways.

I wish for tons and tons of bunnies  Pet Pet Pet Pet Pet
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« Reply #1002 on: December 16, 2010, 12:50:57 PM »

Granted, but it appears all the bunnies are actually spawn of the ferocious rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Ergo, you don't last but a moment.

I wish for this exhaustion to be over with.
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« Reply #1003 on: December 16, 2010, 02:01:39 PM »

Granted! You are now in a coma, and you wake up a thousand years later fully rested and finding that your loved ones are no longer alive.

I wish for something that affects everyone positively.
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« Reply #1004 on: December 21, 2010, 08:05:44 AM »

Granted. You give away all your money and donate all of your organs to science. Kudos to you.

I wish I was Fat Albert.
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