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Author Topic: The vending machine.  (Read 31090 times)
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Mallorix Volinkov
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« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2008, 09:01:09 AM »

The vending macine is now reading the manuscripts that you inserted in it, so you have to pay for a new one.

I inserts a nickel into the new machine.
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"I despise merchants. All of them are fat, rich men who yell about things and take your money."
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Niccoli Faust
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« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2008, 09:06:34 PM »

The machine, disgusted with your use of small change rejects the nickel at supersonic speeds. Killing you. You also don't get the nickel back.

I insert the IRC Channel.
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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2008, 09:19:05 PM »

No no not our IRC channel! *snatches it back before it can be lost in the depths of the machine*.  You recieve an angry Brownie-punch.

I insert a bunny  Pet
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« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2008, 02:22:35 AM »

Wonderful! Now the machine produces an endless supply of bunny pellets, replacing everything in the world with rabbit crap.

I insert a football autographed by Brett Favre.
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Mallorix Volinkov
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« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2008, 11:02:49 AM »

You get....... Bret Farve and a million footballs autographed by him.


I insert $17849236436159846198451439681.19345889104761346
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« Reply #20 on: January 23, 2008, 11:43:22 AM »

You get... The satisfaction of knowing that at one point, you had that much to put in.  I insert a foreign coin.
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Nox Echiiscuan
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« Reply #21 on: January 23, 2008, 12:36:56 PM »

You get a foreign soccer player for your troubles. Too bad he hates you.

I insert the hat piece from monopoly.
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« Reply #22 on: January 23, 2008, 07:16:12 PM »

You get a beautifully crafted little metal suit to go with the hat.  If only you were three cms tall! 

I insert a teddy bear.
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« Reply #23 on: January 23, 2008, 07:55:17 PM »

Your teddy bear gets ripped to shreds by the innards of the machine and its insides spat back out at you  cry

I insert a warm milky drink.
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Niccoli Faust
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« Reply #24 on: January 23, 2008, 09:00:37 PM »

The vending machine is lactose intolerant and shoots the milky drink back out you in a fury of frozen bullets. It doesn't like swiss cheese made out of brownies either.

I insert a copy of 28 Days Later and ready my machette
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Simonne Miller
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« Reply #25 on: January 23, 2008, 09:09:30 PM »

You get a very cute 'Hello Kitty' video...

I insert a shoe
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Seh'nara Celebrindal
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« Reply #26 on: January 23, 2008, 10:19:27 PM »

The shoe turned into a glass slipper that breaks as soon as you touch it.

I insert a hot spring.
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Niccoli Faust
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« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2008, 01:02:02 AM »

the pipes underneath the vending machine break and soak you with hot water, which would normally be quite relaxing, except you're now scalded all over.

I insert a broken watch
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Vallari O'Neil
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« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2008, 01:11:39 AM »

You get a brand new watch for your troubles. You also receive a super model who also happens to be a total crack addict that's extremely hot and even more clingy. No matter how hard you try you can't seem to get rid of her. Some how you two end up married and she completely robs you of all your hard earned money and your car to support her massive drug addiction... oh yeah, and she breaks your watch. Sorry.

I insert a small Llama.
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« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2008, 02:01:12 AM »

You get a bigger Llama

I insert a hoard of ants
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