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Mallorix Volinkov
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« Reply #255 on: January 23, 2009, 10:12:38 PM »

The machine takes the bottle, and it immediately begins to smell of old, leather bound books.
It soon spits out a whole library of books, which land in a neat pile next to you.
I insert a coca-cola.
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"I despise merchants. All of them are fat, rich men who yell about things and take your money."
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« Reply #256 on: January 24, 2009, 05:03:07 AM »

A santa squeezes out the slot and gives you a big hug then gives you a coke. WHen you drink it milk comes out. Infront of you stands the milk man. He gives you a hand shake then gives you a milk. When you drink the milk only slushie comes out. Infront of you is a guy in the Slush Puppie suit. You pucnh the man in suit, you then slowly melts into jellie. You then eat the jellie.


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« Reply #257 on: January 29, 2009, 05:22:03 PM »

The Vending Machine rumbles, and then sends out hypnotic waves. You are caught, and the Vending Machine tells you to jump off a cliff. Poor you.
The toad comes out, with no powers whatsoever, and it appears that the Vending Machine has lost its powers too.
I insert a miniature piano.
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« Reply #258 on: January 29, 2009, 05:36:01 PM »

The miniature piano gets jammed in the vending machine's slot as you try to force the end if it inside. There is a bright shine of rainbow lights, and suddenly the piano is at your feet. There is a green post-it note placed on the top that reads:

"A piano will not fit inside of a vending machine, but thanks for trying."

I insert a pink CareBear
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« Reply #259 on: January 30, 2009, 03:05:08 AM »

You get a teddy bear dressed as The Punisher, complete with a M4 assault rifle and twin .50 Desert Eagles.

I insert Crossed issue 3. (Comic book series I'm following with great interest. Some consider it VERY offensive. I like it. The art is great although it's a little more violent than I expected. Story is that a nuke went off and some of the survivors have an inverted cross on their face. They believe they are the chosen to go to Heaven and can commit no sin so they run around committing acts of total depravity and corruption. Check it out if you are of age 17+. I'll warn you now, it's violent, vulgar and sexual.)
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« Reply #260 on: February 03, 2009, 08:55:36 PM »

The comic book is pushed into the slot, then the vending machine starts shake and the incredible Hulk steps out. You gasp in surprise, but then you pull out a pin and stab the Hulk. Air can be heard wheezing out as the Hulk slowly shrinks. He shouts at you but it only comes out as a squeak.

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« Reply #261 on: February 07, 2009, 12:25:05 AM »

You get the Messiah.

I insert a birthday cake.
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« Reply #262 on: February 07, 2009, 05:39:04 AM »

with a noise like one of those party squeaker things, a selection of grubby napkins and a smell of flat orangeade drop dejectedly from the machine, followed by a small pink penguin wearing a party hat.

i insert the latest issue of Wolverine and Deadpool.
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« Reply #263 on: February 08, 2009, 05:15:29 AM »

You get nothing, sorry.

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« Reply #264 on: February 27, 2009, 03:43:34 AM »

You get an accordion!
I insert a pencil
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« Reply #265 on: February 27, 2009, 06:08:14 AM »

you get a very rushed and smudgy, but otherwise not that bad, sketch of the inside of a vending machine. it appears most of the pencil was used up in drawing the large amonuts of darkness inside.

i insert a small demon made of chewing gum.
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« Reply #266 on: February 27, 2009, 06:09:53 AM »

And you get a stick of chewing gum made out of demon guts

I insert my finger.
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« Reply #267 on: February 27, 2009, 06:13:53 AM »

you are extremely foolish. if you're very lucky, you'll be allowed out one day. but atleast theres a decent comic book to read, somewhere in there...

i insert a shoe filled with red ink.
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« Reply #268 on: February 27, 2009, 07:54:43 AM »

You get a stunning pair of bright red high heels that are two sizes too small.

I insert all my love.
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« Reply #269 on: February 27, 2009, 09:53:05 AM »

And you get me!  heart  Huh, wasn't stuck in there as long as I thought.

I insert $1.25
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