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Nox Echiiscuan
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« Reply #270 on: February 27, 2009, 10:02:04 AM »

You receive a Diet Coke.

I insert my fetish boots.
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Azhira Styralias
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« Reply #271 on: February 27, 2009, 10:00:46 PM »

You receive an Odor Eaters shoe insert

I insert my Yoda pez dispenser.
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Altario Shialt-eck-Gorrin
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« Reply #272 on: February 27, 2009, 10:18:59 PM »

Revieve "Official Star Wars Nerd" pin you do, yes.


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« Reply #273 on: February 28, 2009, 03:22:30 AM »

you receive a big black horse with a chewing tobacco addiction. so now you can ride away into the sunset.

i insert an ocellated lizard called ignacio.
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« Reply #274 on: February 28, 2009, 03:27:02 AM »

*woulda preffered a big Bay horse.. but, oh well, black is next best*

through an accident involving radiation, your lovely lil lizard grows to become Ignaciozilla, and terrorizes your hometown.

I insert a chinese fortune cookie
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"Ack!" - Bill the Cat
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ßluddε LëRoí
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« Reply #275 on: November 19, 2009, 03:26:55 AM »

You get a ticket for Chinese laundry pick up.

I insert my English homework
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Jenna Silverbirch
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« Reply #276 on: November 19, 2009, 06:57:01 AM »

You get a tangled mess of chewed and slobbery paper that looks suspiciously as if a dog has tried to eat it.

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« Reply #277 on: November 19, 2009, 07:00:32 AM »

You get a ball of naked quivering flesh.

I insert my junky cell phone.
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« Reply #278 on: November 27, 2009, 05:04:33 AM »

The vending machine gobbles up your cellphone in spite and then spits out a brand new iPhone to reward you for your troubles. Sadly, the iPhone is made out of the same type of rubber that is used in children's toys. Congratulations, you have received the brand new, one of a kind, Knock-off Blackberry.

I insert a very rude person.
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Lorek Bearfist
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« Reply #279 on: November 27, 2009, 11:51:35 PM »

The machine rattles violently and coughs up a mass of oil all over your shirt. Sorry.  ;) Pet

I insert Facebook.
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Alexandre Scriabin
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« Reply #280 on: November 28, 2009, 06:50:03 AM »

The machine expands and expands until it seems ready to burst. Instinctively you shield you eyes, and open them when the blast is over. Covered in shrapnel wounds, you seem to have released the beast.

In horror, you find an innumerable mass of teenage girls who love Twilight, think Debussy is their favorite composer (although they have only heard Au Claire De La Lune), and have a quirky way of smiling at you and looking away.

They keep smiling at you and quickly looking away for a few minutes, and you notice that they've been having a conversation with each other. Little do you know that they've decided to devour you.

In a matter of a few minutes, there isn't even any bone left of you. A mouse creeps over and scuttles away with the last piece of hair that previously belonged to you. Happy Thanksgiving Lorek fish

I cautiously make my way through the crowd of young ladies, and insert a quarter into the machine; banging it a few times to shake loose a candy bar I've had my eye on.
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