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« on: March 09, 2009, 05:03:38 AM »

i'm bored, in a stupid mood, and both the vending machine and the corrupted wish game have slipped off the edge of the post list, so here's the thing. it's a take on the usual game of "who would win in a fight?" first person asks who would win in a fight, gives their opinion if they have one, second person then gives their version of the fight, before asking their own "who would win" question. i figured it was worth a try, so lets see what happens...

who would win in a fight; charlie the unicorn (if you arent familiar with him, youtube it, he's my hero!), or one of the my little ponies now that theyre old and a bit fat, and full of bitterness that they've been forgotten by the world?
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« Reply #1 on: March 09, 2009, 06:48:53 AM »

Most definately the big, fat, bitter my little ponies. I mean come, all they would have to do his kidney shot him and he would die eventually. It might take a couple of hits to figure out which side his is left on but still...
Plus, a think a dozen of them would just plain overwhelm him, kidney aside.
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2009, 02:30:09 AM »

I'm going with Charlie. He sounds like a gruff badass who could totally whoop the hell out of a My Little Pony, as long as it was just one.

Who would win in a fight Rambo or The Punisher?
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« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2009, 02:59:52 PM »

Rambo took a helicopter down with a spear, so I'm going to have to go with him.
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« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2009, 03:36:52 PM »

I'd have to agree...
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2009, 01:19:43 AM »

Who would win in a fight, Jet Li or Jackie Chan?
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2009, 04:22:41 AM »

Totally Jet Li, unless Jackie Chan had the Tuxedo. 
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2009, 05:42:08 AM »

I agree, Jet Li pwns Jackie Chan, in style and looks  ;)
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2009, 10:50:51 PM »

Jackie Chan because there's NO making up for experience. Ken Shamrock versus Mike Tyson, who would give their opponent a beat down? The World's Most Dangerous Man versus The Baddest Man On The Planet. My money is on World's Most Dangerous; dude is a psycho and will beat Mike like an unwanted dog.
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2009, 12:45:34 AM »

Mike Tyson is getting up there in age, so I would have to with Ken, though if they would be of the same age, then Tyson definately.

Pink Ranger or White Ranger?....my grandchild, Kenny, loves the Power Rangers.

My question would be, The Power Rangers or the Fantastic Four?
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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2009, 01:13:11 AM »

Fantastic Four, easily. Thing has a hundred fifty ton press, Sue Storm can blast you from a mile away with invisible bolts of pure force, Human Torch can incinerate folks from across oceans and Mr. Fantastic can smack you from five football fields away. Definitely the FF. Power Rangers wouldn't have a chance.

Back to Ken Shamrock vs Mike Tyson; even at the same age Shamrock would whoop him down then put him in a devastating submission. If they were in prison together Tyson would be Shamrock's punk. Gotta figure it like this; martial artist vs boxer. Martial artist can strike with almost any part of his body and knows how to break things with nothing but your own momentum and pressure. Hence why I took Ninjitsu, Tae Kwon Do and Judo. Never made it past mid range belt level in any of them. For some reason I prefer to street fight though. LOL

Next brawl in our little arena features Timothy McVeigh vs Johnny Depp.
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« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2009, 02:31:05 AM »

Don't know who Timothy is, but Depp is just an actor, I would think this Timothy character would be the winner.

Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan?
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« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2009, 02:36:52 AM »

Timothy McVeigh is the man responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing.
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« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2009, 12:11:01 AM »

Oh, that Timothy! As usual Alt, you have that steel trap of a mind to put those of us who have sieve's for brains on the right track.  Johhny Depp would win then, because Timothy only uses manure, Depp uses his fists..

Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan?
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« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2009, 08:15:56 PM »

Both suck in their own right, but I would have to say Britney. I think she'd own Lindsay and her disorders. >> Not that Britney doesn't have any...

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