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Title: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Bard Judith on 07 February 2002, 09:08:00

YeeeeeeeeHAAAAAH!

I'm a Dwarven Miner, I'm a Dwarven Miner!

(Happy bard jogs off down the tunnel, waving her pickaxe and chanting the dwarven work song...)

NO! Not "Hi-Ho!" The one Xarl wrote that goes "Smash and clang and tap and blow! THAT dwarven work song!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 07 February 2002, 09:12:00

Yeah, but don't dare to stop posting now, Judith... *hehe*

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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 07 February 2002, 09:40:00

This is highly unfair! Everyone gets to reach their favorite level, but the one I'm shooting for is like level 98 or something... Baaaah.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Wren on 07 February 2002, 10:39:00

i have no idea what I am so I'll just post rubbish to find out

hrjkhtkhjehnfjkam cd njkrfhakh aikrfhnawl

Wren
The dappy Elven One. Keeper of the Sacred Winegums, And Three sandwiches and a pack of polos short of a full picnic.
Oh And Santharia's People mod.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Wren on 07 February 2002, 10:40:00

great.... can't wait to leave this one

Wren
The dappy Elven One. Keeper of the Sacred Winegums, And Three sandwiches and a pack of polos short of a full picnic.
Oh And Santharia's People mod.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 07 February 2002, 10:58:00

I know - I tended those worms a while ago myself.. it's nothing more then poking them with a stick, so they don't crawl out of the ditches they feed and breed in... why are you looking at me like this?

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Winlok on 07 February 2002, 13:24:00

Wren, sometimes levels can really be the pits eh?

Title: Oh no
Post by: Drogo on 07 February 2002, 14:04:00

Let me guess, no pun intended right

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Xarl on 07 February 2002, 17:58:00

Now now, no bitterness. Now, care to sample some Ximaxian ales? If you don't want them, try Drogo... but he's still recovering from sticking his head in the Magic fourm.

Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Arcana, Master of the Magic Forum, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest sig in Santharia

Edited by: Xarl at: 2/7/02 12:01:32 am

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Winlok on 07 February 2002, 18:06:00

A pun?

Why what ever could you mean? <wink>

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 07 February 2002, 18:55:00

replying to simply see what mine is...

[in edit]
well- i guess it could be worse- at least i'm not "recently stranded" or "alley beggar" anymore- i felt like i would never leave those levels...

"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Edited by: Anaea the Marked at: 2/7/02 12:56:18 am

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 07 February 2002, 19:01:00

Hey, look at that! Not only am I a higher level than Xarl, but I'm higher than the Bard too! Muahahaha!! The sheer power of it all... Yesssss... Who's the big Bard now? Me! A Thaehaven Bard at that!

Tarquet Galbar,
BeastMaster Of Santharia
Creator of Weavers
Chronicler of the Rahaz-Dath Mercenaries

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Wren on 07 February 2002, 19:20:00

How is being a pit worm tender better than being a Bard????

Wren
The dappy Elven One. Keeper of the Sacred Winegums, And Three sandwiches and a pack of polos short of a full picnic.
Oh And Santharia's People mod.

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 07 February 2002, 19:24:00

I would expect it pays better. As a bard you pretty much live from job to job on what money you get, but, as long as there are pitworms, the tender will have a steady job and a steady paycheck.

And like Faugar said, you just gotta poke em with a stick every now and then.

Tarquet Galbar,
BeastMaster Of Santharia
Creator of Weavers
Chronicler of the Rahaz-Dath Mercenaries

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Faugar on 08 February 2002, 09:20:00

yeah, the higher you go in the foodchain, the less you have to do. Take me - I have an office job now.. and the sea air is a refief

And when you get to Santharian Sage level, people pay you just for saying anything, especially if it's something odd..

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 08 February 2002, 09:22:00

So what am I?

Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Desaster ;)--

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 08 February 2002, 16:30:00

Gnomish army, I suppose. But you don't have to walk, you get to ride a wolf. It's divided up into several classes, working, military, etc, I think.

Tarquet Galbar,
BeastMaster Of Santharia
Creator of Weavers
Chronicler of the Rahaz-Dath Mercenaries

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 08 February 2002, 16:42:00

I HAVE MADE ONE THOUSAND POSTS TO BECOME A WOLFRIDER!?!?!?!?

Dammit! Once I commanded whole armies, now I'm only a wolfrider!

Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster ;)--

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Faugar on 08 February 2002, 17:59:00

ehm.. yeah.. look at it this way - how many wolfs are there? NOt many, and how many "ridables" ones? Even less, that's right.. so it's.. a privilage to be one of the few wolfriders

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Drogo on 08 February 2002, 18:39:00

Hmmm R'uonorian Brewer, not too shabby. That's it everyone. Drinks are on me. lol

Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Xarl on 08 February 2002, 20:09:00

No, on ME!

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Dala Valannia on 08 February 2002, 21:00:00

...........

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Dala Valannia on 08 February 2002, 21:02:00

Ahhhh, High Priest of Quier'n... *she says with satisfaction*

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 08 February 2002, 23:05:00

Entertainment is on me... feel free to throw in tips.

Tarquet Galbar,
BeastMaster Of Santharia
Creator of Weavers
Chronicler of the Rahaz-Dath Mercenaries

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Faugar on 09 February 2002, 04:08:00

whoho! I just noticed that I've been promoted! I'm a.. I have a job in a library!

Gone is the cold and salty weather of those dreadful docks..

Quiet, and peacefull, smell of boks and wood.. yes..
It's as usual - moaning about your job, usually gets you promoted - it's the ones that never complain get to do the worst jobs forever..

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Faugar on 09 February 2002, 04:09:00

a fine job indeed - especially for an illiterate "artist?" like me..
bwuahahaha! :lol

Title: Interesting
Post by: Uragel on 09 February 2002, 07:01:00

What am I now? - last I looked I was a high elf or something

Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
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Title: Re: Interesting
Post by: Uragel on 09 February 2002, 07:02:00

Horth Vintner

eh
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
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Title: Re: Interesting
Post by: Aylix Goth on 09 February 2002, 08:15:00

Lesse here.

(This must've taken ages to get all these devisions you have to make a new level for each one you guys know. I certainly do, trying it on my site.)
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: WHAT
Post by: Aylix Goth on 09 February 2002, 08:17:00

Halfling pickpocket?!?!!? come on...

right need lots of posts. Come on ideas...........

(I'm like three times the size of a halfling, come on I mean what........? *storms off*)
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Aylix Goth on 09 February 2002, 08:18:00

Whaddya know. gone up again
But Im an elf?
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 09 February 2002, 08:36:00

Hmmmmz, what am I then?
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 09 February 2002, 08:38:00

Joy, I'm a Nyermersys Cititizen. Now I've to find out where that place is......
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Uragel on 09 February 2002, 08:51:00

Horth Vintner!!! What is it! - tempted to post madly until I'm something else!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
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Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Uragel on 09 February 2002, 09:00:00

But I wont!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
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Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Uragel on 09 February 2002, 09:01:00

But ooooooh so tempting

[NOTE TO SELF: Less red cordial - more sleep!]
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Aylix Goth on 09 February 2002, 10:36:00

Go on Uragel you know you want to.
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Aylix Goth on 09 February 2002, 10:37:00

I mean its not as if I'd do that.
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Wren on 09 February 2002, 11:53:00

* Gives Alix a look that could stone a crow from a mile off*

What exactly is wrong with being an elf?
Wren
The dappy Elven One. Keeper of the Sacred Winegums, And Three sandwiches and a pack of polos short of a full picnic.
Oh And Santharia's People mod.

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Winlok on 09 February 2002, 12:41:00

Faugar, first you get the dreadful job of picking worms. You didn't like that and who would, you're just glad to be able to start a different career.

Then you get a cushy job near the sea but that backfires, because not only do you get the cold sea air whipping off the ocean. But the smell alone is not exactly comforting.

Now you still have a cushy job in the library, where it's peaceful. But wait till your butt balloons out, and you start to suffer from chronic back pain, picking worms won't be so bad.

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 09 February 2002, 13:52:00

What am i than
Silfer Darkflare
Master of the Lightning, The Santharian Annoyer and Reminder.
What is goos and what is evil depends on which side of the coin you see.

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 09 February 2002, 13:54:00

Nice, a thug*small lightining bolts start building up on my fingers*"who wants someone murdered?"
Silfer Darkflare
Master of the Lightning, The Santharian Annoyer and Reminder.
What is goos and what is evil depends on which side of the coin you see.

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 09 February 2002, 14:21:00

Well, we could do it like Xarl and Darren are doing on the magic forum. *Starts building up muscles, while his right arm suddenly looks like it is on fire*
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Faugar on 09 February 2002, 18:16:00

to Winlok: yeah.. I silently hope for a promotion, but need some time to plot a scheme to convince my superiors
And you citizens - don't whine! consider yourselves lucky, you're no plain thugs.... oops, sorry Siffer no offence ment,... after all - every profession is better then non.. I guess **grins histerically, slowly moving back** GUARDS! **Faugar shouts**, Get him!

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Dala Valannia on 09 February 2002, 20:06:00

Did someone say that working in a library was quiet and peaceful....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Probably Santharian ones but NOT Singapore libraries!!

The noise level on weekends, egads.....it would tear your ear-drums out from inside your head, dragging it dripping wet and bloody to trail a meaty line on the floor

The culprit...*points upwards, at the direction of the Second Level of her library....the entire wing of the Children's Section....*

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 09 February 2002, 22:52:00

*gives Dala a pair of ear plugs* Who wants a Pitworm? Only... uhh... a rock! Yea! Just a rock for a pitworm!
Tarquet Galbar,
BeastMaster Of Santharia
Creator of Weavers
Chronicler of the Rahaz-Dath Mercenaries

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Greybark on 09 February 2002, 23:44:00

****Grabs his club, hitches up his skins, and goes looking for the thug*****

Hmmmm....Barbarian Warrior sounds like fun.....

Brownie Expert
Edited by: Greybark at: 2/9/02 5:45:26 am

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Faugar on 10 February 2002, 04:38:00

**takes out his earplugs** did you say something, Dala?

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Uragel on 10 February 2002, 05:40:00

Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Uragel on 10 February 2002, 05:42:00

<rolls eyes> I've gone from a Horth Vintner (what ever that is) to an Elsrethian Fisherwife!!!!

<looks around> I'd like to speak to someone in charge!!!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 10 February 2002, 08:17:00

*Pops up next to Uragel* Well, although I haven't convinced the others of it, I'm the one actually in charge here
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Thuja on 10 February 2002, 08:34:00

Uragel, how could you!!!!!!!!!! After all those wines you designed, or is it you are you being snobby and saying only elves can make a good wine.
Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do.

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Uragel on 10 February 2002, 09:34:00

<head hits the desk with a loud *thunk* and pain thunders through Uragel's head> Vintner!!! This is definatly where I show my real hair colour! <blush> as in Vines - Wine! <slams head against desk again>

If my older posts are deleted, does that mean that I can go back to that Horthy Vintner thingy?

Damn - I've been here like almost *coughs* five *coughs* months and my total amount of posts is lapping some of the other members! <blushes> I babble a *lot*.... Should hear me in real life!!! Can't shut me up!!! My Mum is for ever shouting at me to shut up!!! It doesn't happ *disconnected*

Thank Ava for small mercies
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Faugar on 10 February 2002, 11:10:00

yeah... the Fishermen wife stage can be embarrassing.. I'm glad that's over now,...

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Winlok on 10 February 2002, 18:41:00

Faugar in the last two days. I think that's right You have gone from picking worms, to a nauseating Harbourmaster, to filing books, to a Servant of Erin.

Maybe those hints payed off eh? "wink, wink, nudge, nudge"

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Dala Valannia on 11 February 2002, 09:04:00

I will always treasure the image of Koldar as a Goblin Milkmaid. Busty...erm, braids and all!

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 11 February 2002, 09:40:00

We could sure do it theo, but my magic isnt creating, its destroing-lighning is no joke
Silfer Darkflare
Master of the Lightning, The Santharian Annoyer and Reminder.
What is goos and what is evil depends on which side of the coin you see.

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 11 February 2002, 10:36:00

Yeah life was easy then and I sure looked good in long skirts! (Koldar has done worse to accomplish his aims! )
Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster ;)--

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 11 February 2002, 10:38:00

Well, we could skip the whole part with creating worlds and beasts and such and just start battling, couldn't we?
*Suddenly charges at Silfer and smashes him to a nearby wall and then INto the wall......* (sorry )
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 11 February 2002, 11:39:00

"Ok we ca..bang!"*i fly into the wall. Well, old man, we are on.

*i say a few words and we are in a void arena, with the rest of santharians watching.*

A voice in the background(seeming awfully like Arts):"Welkome to the battle of mages, Its SIlfer VS Theo today!

*I quickly focus on my powers....jump back and throw my hands forward. Four lightnign bolts shoot otu of my fingers, heading way fats to Theo.*

Silfer Darkflare
Master of the Lightning, The Santharian Annoyer and Reminder.
What is goos and what is evil depends on which side of the coin you see.

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 11 February 2002, 13:57:00

*Art-like voice continuing on the background:" Experienced Electrical Mage vs High Level Exaster. Bets on the table people!!"*

After Silfer crawls out of the former wall, he snaps his fingers and we're somewhere in the Void. Before I've time to react, Silfer throws 4 lightning bolts at me.

"Ow, this is really great, he's supposed to be K.O. Mwuah, this is better for the show anyway."
*I throw off my hat and cape and decide what to do: evade or redirect those things. Evade seems to be the best choice.
Suddenly, from my perspective everything but me moves in slowmotion, while everyone else sees me moving almost too fast for the eye to catch.
The lightning bolts almost hit me, but I can dodge three of them. Unfortunately, the fourth bolt hits me and I jolt sidewards.

I stand up and decide to give Silfer something in return. First, a small light show. Putting my feet firmly to the ground, I start focussing my energy. Small electrical shocks appear around me, as my charge disturbs the Void's energybalance. When I'm charged enough, a soft red glow has appeared around me. I focus more energy to my right hand, so it the glow there turns from soft red to fiery red. "This old men isn't as weak as he looks" I say to Silfer. "Look at the birdy"
Knowing he'll probably won't see me coming I get my staff ready and charge at him, but not with full speed yet. Although even this might be too fast for him to follow.*

"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Winlok on 11 February 2002, 14:27:00

Silfer and Theo, are you both getting into a hissy fit?

And Dala don't you know the difference between a Goblin Milkmaid and a plain ole' Milkmaid. The plain ole' Milkmaid is the one with the big B...er...umm...braids. The Goblin Milkmaid is the one with the big brain.

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Drogo on 12 February 2002, 04:16:00

places twenty gold pieces on Silfer. *Hears Winlock say something about a hissy fit* Silfer, go for the beard. Go for the Beard, watch out for Theo's nails though. Heard they're viscious. lol
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Uragel on 12 February 2002, 04:31:00

"30 pieces on Theo!" Grins evily at the barbarian, sorry make tht "Carmladian Sailor" - Is that the 2002 Sailor Scout <shrugs>
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Faugar on 12 February 2002, 04:59:00

Aha! The youngsters are fooling around again.. - Faugar mumbles and grins

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Drogo on 12 February 2002, 05:48:00

Sailor? Good Lord, all my barbarian friends will be laughing now. Can you imagine a big burly guy in a little white sailor hat, and pretty white uniform with it's shiny buttons. I'll be laughed right out of the tribe!
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Uragel on 12 February 2002, 06:51:00

<pictures a burly male body in a sailors outfit> umm... <giggles> Drogo.... Buddy... <looks around and blushes>

Your not intending to umm... <goes a deeper shade of red> well... <stomps foot and blurts it out> you've describes a male stripper, and I don't think that your tribe would laugh at you - at least the female half any way!....

<runs and hides>
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"

Title: Re: Oh no
Post by: Uragel on 12 February 2002, 07:09:00

DRINKS ON ME!!! <grins at her newly attained title>

No more fishermans wife for me!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
Edited by: Uragel at: 2/11/02 1:09:45 pm

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 12 February 2002, 07:51:00

Drogo? A stripper??
*lays an hand on his shoulder and speaks in a generous voice*
Oh man! You could have told me! When you need money I can borrow you something! You don't need to do such jobs just because you have to pay your debts from our Saki-gambling-nights!

*gives him a last pat on the shoulder and goes not looking back, he doesn't want to turn into stone!*

Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster ;)--

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Capher on 12 February 2002, 08:13:00

This thread sounds interesting. I wonder if Drogo's girlfriend likes stripping sailors?

Uragels gone from making wine to whiskey?, a step up, I think?

Dala, has big er.. braids.

And Koldar has gone from a knight to a tracker. I know a knight tracker:
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 12 February 2002, 08:33:00

As i see the blast of lighnign where Theo stood, it disapperas, and there arent anyone left there! "What the..." He is moving, i can feel it, but not see it. And i feel it to bad to hit him... I stand still, trying to get a track on him, but it is impossible. Well, than....*i cross ym arms, focus my mind and....* "Alaeráchain!! A power word:kill goes of my lips"

Silfer Darkflare
Master of the Lightning, The Santharian Annoyer and Reminder.
What is goos and what is evil depends on which side of the coin you see.Edited by: Silfer Darkflare at: 2/11/02 2:34:07 pm

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 12 February 2002, 08:59:00

*While I'm charging at Silfer, I can see he's crossing his arms. "What?" I think, "is he trying to block me? But he I don't think he can even see from where I'm approaching"

My question is answered as I see Silfer slowly saying something. "What the h.....aaaaaaaahhhhhh" I scream as a big force hits me. The force hits me so hard that I fly backwards from everyone's sight, leaving a trace of red glittering energy I lost.*
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Dala Valannia on 12 February 2002, 11:00:00

Erm, I have very straight hair so I don't think I fit the....busty braids mould.... Apply to Koldar please, he made a pretty mean blonde, busty braided Goblin Milkmaid . I have some pictures, only reserved for special requested applied in person.... otherwise will keep them for a future blackmailing rainy day, hehe...

My bets on Theo! He looks like he fights dirty!

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Winlok on 12 February 2002, 14:08:00

plus Theo has sharp nails.

yells "WATCH OUT SILFER. Theo's going for your eyes, use your beard as a whip."

Personally I think you will put up a swell defence, but in the end Theo will emerge victorious.

Sorry gotta go with Theo here

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 12 February 2002, 14:13:00

*I come flying back from my trip to the magic forum. Silfer should have noticed my energy approaching, but he won't see me, unless he tries to follow my energytrace. I start changing course every moment and fly erratically, so Silfer won't know from which side I'm coming. I should stop flying soon though, because it really drains your energy and I can't waste too much energy or else I won't be able to block one of those attacks like his last.

When I'm on the ground I start approaching Silfer from the rear. It looks like he still hasn't figured out where I am "hehe"
"Well, here I am Silfer," I say as I use my staff to kick his feet away below his body. With a second strike I smash him far across the floor. Then I put on a Razorclaw and charge at him, while powering-up my arm for another furyblow.*

"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 12 February 2002, 16:25:00

A bit dizzy as i am, i dont notice Theo until he hits me with his staff. I am to retal as i see the hand charget at me dizzling with energy. If i as much as move i will be sliced in leaf-thin pieces... What shall i do...what shall i DO?!

*After 2 secs thinking, i decide to try a evasion trick, using mind manipulating magic. I start building a menatl barrier to block the attack from theo and... a blast of energy casts me away as the attack goes off. I try to deflect it but nothing goes.... "Alechirón!" ap power word:stop/disel goes off. But dtill the atack deals heavy damage to me and i msut recover, which i have not time to. With some force i make 10 copies of myself stand arounf theo(visions) and fade away myself, partially invisible.
Silfer Darkflare
Master of the Lightning, The Santharian Annoyer and Reminder.
What is goos and what is evil depends on which side of the coin you see.

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Uragel on 12 February 2002, 19:07:00

WHISKY!!! OH YEAH!!!! <ponders the alcohol> What do you use to make whisky? Potatoes? - Judith has that covered... <ponders again> Hey who's to say that there isn't a plant out there which is a whisky plant which just needs to be 'touched' up!?? hehe <walks over to her desk> ew messy!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Faugar on 13 February 2002, 04:57:00

C'mon guys! Stand still for a moment *Faugar shouts histerically trying to capture the mages fighting*.. oh.. NOW what? You're shapeshifting as well! *looking angrily, yet strangely aroused, at Theo's incarnation as a Milk Maid*
ok, ok, keep that pose!!

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Uragel on 13 February 2002, 05:30:00

<takes the drink from Faugar's hand and walks him over to a bed> Faugar, that's Theo in a dress with pigtailes... <shudders>

<looks for something to distract her> Ahh <sees Drogo in a tight fitting sailor outfit> aww......

[edit] To any one who saw this before the edit <looks at Ralhag - coz' he pointed it out!> It sounded a little "kinky" so I re-worded it... <mega blush>
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
Edited by: Uragel at: 2/13/02 5:57:21 am

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 13 February 2002, 09:28:00

*I charge at Silfer, after I've smashed him across the floor. He seems to amazed to do anything useful to defend himself it seems. "Good," I think, "now I'll finish him off."
Silfer builds a mental defense shield, but it's no match for my attack and I can penetrate and dissolve it easily. When he tries to deflect my attack I laugh:"This is no magic Silfer, this is pure energy you're dealing with." A few seconds later I wished I wouldn't have said that, because I'm suddenly slowed down and stopped a few centimeters from Silfer.

"Badger!" I say when I can move again, "now I missed him." Still, my attack has damaged Silfer severely and I might be able to finish him when I make a quick attack. This is however difficult, as there suddenly are 10 Silfers, all laughing at me. All the ten Silfers have an energy source, they're all magical of course. But the real Silfer should have a different and highter energylevel than the others.

I've picked out the real Silfer when something shocks me. As I look back, I see one of the fake-Silfers preparing for a second blow. "More badger, those things are electrically powered, that ain't good." I quickly slice the attacking Silfercopy in half and his magic dissolves, however, there are still 8 other Silfercopies and they're all approaching me.

With my superior speed, it should have been no problem to defeat them. But Silfer's powerword is still influencing me and I'm not as agily as I should be. When I've taken all 8 Silfercopies down, I've taken various hits and breath heavily. Then I sense Silfer's energy again, but it's much higher than before I took his copies out. Either he has healed himself, or he is casting a really big and nasty spell.......*
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Drogo on 13 February 2002, 22:05:00

Gives death glare to all asembled, then fixes his little sailor hat and turns back to the mage match.
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 13 February 2002, 23:58:00

and one more just for good measure

"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Uragel on 13 February 2002, 23:59:00

+ mine!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 14 February 2002, 01:56:00

*Merely pokes his head in, to check his title, then sneaks back out, hoping to attract no attention, especially when Uragel's mind was in the gutters!*

At yer service,

Ralhag
No one knows if they've bitten off more than they can chew, until, of course, they choke! ________________ RPG Administrator, world developer, and handsome guy!!

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 14 February 2002, 01:57:00

*Walks back in beaming*

Farmer!? How appropriate!!

*Vacates the room again*

At yer service,

Ralhag
No one knows if they've bitten off more than they can chew, until, of course, they choke! ________________ RPG Administrator, world developer, and handsome guy!!

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Faugar on 14 February 2002, 03:43:00

looks like the men are watching and cheering the fight, and the females.. adoring Drogo

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 14 February 2002, 09:00:00

*Picks up a stick and pokes random people. Just because.*

Title: Re: battle
Post by: Capher on 14 February 2002, 10:40:00

I'm taking side bets. Bet is, Will a catfight begin over Drogo and overcome the mages fight. Odds favorite is on Uragel, though Anaea has some hidden fighting abilities, Dala has her demon ducks. Not to mention the others Wren, Bard, Thuja etc.

Bets are now open, who wants to bet?
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.
Edited by: Capher at: 2/13/02 4:43:21 pm

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Winlok on 14 February 2002, 11:24:00

Well if you are taking bets, put me down for Anaea. Not to take anything away from Uragel, but (IMO), a smuggler would have a better fighting prowess then a brewer. Besides she already has me intimidated.

and I would like to reply to Faugars comment... He's just jealous.

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Greybark on 14 February 2002, 11:29:00

Put me down for both Wren and the Bard. Wren has her Badger, and the Bard can dream up masterpieces in minutes, any of which she could bring to bear.
*clinks a dozen san onto the table for each*

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Winlok on 14 February 2002, 11:44:00

oops! I never thought of Wren, Bard, Thuja etc. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Faugar on 14 February 2002, 12:10:00

I would not dare to make powerfull enemies by betting on anyone.. those women can be very mean

Title: Re: Woohoo up a level
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 14 February 2002, 12:57:00

:Anaea's laugh sputters into a cough as she hears Faugar’s comment:

WHAT?!?! I was laughing at YOU and your sudden crush on Theo!! well—the tiny sailor hat IS very amusing….

:She swats Tarquet’s stick away:

"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."
Edited by: Anaea the Marked at: 2/13/02 8:58:05 pm

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 14 February 2002, 14:25:00

*Pokes at... uhhh... lets say... Greybark. No reason, just because.*

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Greybark on 14 February 2002, 14:28:00

***Greybark leaps up into the air howling, then looks around suspiciously. He hadn't really been paying attention, and wasn't sure who had just poked him***

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 14 February 2002, 15:42:00

Saw in the voting aerea that I missed something while I was away!
Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 14 February 2002, 15:44:00

Oh, lost my Shendar Nomad! Shouldn't have posted this much!
Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Uragel on 14 February 2002, 16:18:00

HUMFP! <turns around and snobs everyone except for Capher> <Instantly the alcohol dissapears> Not vote for ME! will you!.... think that a lil ol' Brewer Babe can't be evil and all mightly wicked ah!...

That'll learn ya!

Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Winlok on 14 February 2002, 17:52:00

screams and gets on his knees begging

I was drunk...please...please.
but Uragel ignores his pleas.

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 14 February 2002, 18:03:00

HEY!
does that mean you retract your earlier bid for me?!?!
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Winlok on 14 February 2002, 18:14:00

"oh god!" now I'm a dead man walking.

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Bard Judith on 14 February 2002, 18:49:00

The Bard looks at her suddenly empty glass with narrowing green eyes. She flips her auburn hair back over her shoulder... and pushes her chair back.

"Very well," she says in a dangerously sweet tone, "how can we have a private poetry reading without a nice bottle of Artiwine? I ask you....."

She glowers at the magical battle taking place in the courtyard below her tower and strides swiftly down the stairs. "Drogo!"

The bardic tones carry like a bronze clarinet around the stone walls, and the muscular barbarian is not the only one to freeze. "Er...." he tries to hide behind a faux-Siffler unsuccessfully, "you bellowed?"

Judith smiles at him and then sweeps her gaze over the brawl below. "Would you all excuse us? Drogo and I have an appointment - to look over his composition, of course...." Her tone is iced honey, daring the other females to 'make something of it', while at the same time secretly hoping someone will protest....

She taps the rolled-up scroll against her leg, waiting for the barbarian's answer....

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Faugar on 14 February 2002, 19:32:00

With Uragel out of buisiness, the Santharians sobering up and finding themselves in bad moods, Faugar grabs his notepad and trusty quick-pencils, ready for action..
And there it comes .. our B-loved Masterbard comes down the stairs, shouting angrily, her shaky hand holding a dry cup, that once held the "life potion" she so much grew to depend on lately.
Drogo runes to her, answering her call, blushing and throwing guilty looks around, ignoring the vicious and envy-filled gazes of Uragel, Dala, Anaea, and other numerous ladies around him. He mumbles something in his deep-barbaric accent... It looks as if he'll follow the Masterbard into her quarters!

"Oh, my!" -Faugar rushes off to a suitable position on a chair nearby - "Just one second please! Let me draw this down quickly for the Santharian Gossip!" -He fanatically starts to depict the scene with his pencils, capturing the surprised looks on their faces.. "This is going to sell for sure" he whispers to himself..
Edited by: Faugar at: 2/14/02 1:35:06 am

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 14 February 2002, 21:20:00

Dala searches around for Art but doesn't see him, except for that suspicious looking lampshade standing in the corner. But concludes that Art is wise to stay away from this rapidly escalating melee of hysterical, rising, hormonal charged atmosphere of chaos and general upheaval which strangely enough, sprang from a very sane discussion of posting levels and ranks in Santharia.....

Stops in the middle of her contemplation of the mess in front of her, wondering who's gonna clear it up later, to throw a huge bucket of scummy dishwater over everyone present, hoping that this will help soothe ruffled feathers, hot tempers and men in sailor hats.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 14 February 2002, 22:31:00

“How dare you go back on your wager!!,” Anaea angrily throttled Winlok, tightening her hold on his tunic’s collar. She glared severely at him as she continued to yell at him in the Tharian tongue, “You were the ONLY one who was in my favor- then you dare to– ACK!!!”

As the luke-warm soapy water ran in rivulets down her face, Anaea looked at the surrounding, all equally drenched, company.

Slowly- she began to laugh……

"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Drogo on 14 February 2002, 22:51:00

ROFL while running after Bard, his little sailor hat falls off and he starts to go get it, but seeing all the looks on the faces of people he quickly decides that the hat while cute is definately not worth thousands of scratch marks. Runs back towards Bard.* "Some big scary barbarian, ah well. She's a bard, she can make me seem fearsome in songs at least. Oh well" *exits just as he hears water splashing everywhere*
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Greybark on 14 February 2002, 23:25:00

****"OMG".....Greybark thinks....."they've all gone nuts!" and finding a largesh crack in between the floorboards, he quickly slips inside...****

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 15 February 2002, 02:08:00

Talia was luckily out of the direction of the flying soapy water and has still some of the wine in her glass, but looking at all the mess she regrets not being as small as Greybark and being able to join him in his hiding place.
But then she imagines a second watersplash flooding exactly this crack in the floorboards and decides better to stay with her normal size, but to have an observing look that nothing happens to this special part of the floor.
Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 15 February 2002, 03:10:00

<smiles to herself as she drinks some Harvest Heat> Yeah see how all mighty and powerful ya swords are now with no inky-whole!!!!!

<looks at all the sad sad.... sssssssaaaaaaaadddddd faces, Uragel's heart melts> aww.. who cares about a silly voting thing anyway! <does the "I love Jenie" blink/boink and the alcohol reappears>

Now have all learnt the lesson here???

Dont annoy the one who has the alcohol... or the red haired temper!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Aylix Goth on 15 February 2002, 05:53:00

*shouts* SORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE WREN!!

Damn I've been away too long. Wonder whats happened to my title.

*looks around at the scary people*
*whispers*
Greybark, is there room down there for me?

*Takes a glass of Uragels whisky when shes not looking and tries to fit down the hole.*
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 15 February 2002, 06:26:00

Koldar carries a strong steel chain into the room. Without saying a word he starts locking all doors that might lead to the outside and attaches huge locks to them.

"I think this might help to keep them away from RL. Would be far too dangerous and I don't think they can still cope with it!"

Thinking over it he gets some demon ducks from Dala and orders them to watch the doors and bite everyone trying to escape.

"That should do!"

He takes a glass of wine and joins the party hoping to reach similar levels of craziness.
Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster ;)--

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 15 February 2002, 06:38:00

<Watched Koldar seal the place up and wonders what he's doing>

He thinks that a chain is going to stop the minds of Theo and Silfer <shrugs> Power to him <slightly raises her glass to Koldar and takes a sip...................

BTW Koldar @ your Sig!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 15 February 2002, 06:56:00

<runs up to Bard Judith> AM I YOUR FAVOURITE NOW?!! <eyes off everyone from her sudden height disadvantage> Hmm... Dwarven Miner - that means that I *have* to drink more!

<goes for the yet to be described whisky plant...> This *has* to be a sign.... R'unorian Brewer straight to Dwarven Miner <ponders the possibilities>
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Drogo on 15 February 2002, 07:23:00

Oooooooooooohhhh I'm a bard. yea. Shall I sing you a song my friends. A song of my homeland? *prepares to sing Do Ra Me Fa Sa La Ti Squeak, couldn't reach that one Do*

Far, far to the North
yes that way my friend
we shall go forth
across that Tandala bend.

What is that
a slavering warg ya say?
give him a pat
and he'll go away.

A barbarian with an ax?
don't worry so
it's my cousin Kartax
give him beer and he'll go.

A dark elf in that bush
is that what you see?
just give him a pinch in the tush
and he'll flee.

A fire breathing dragon?
Weirik is his name
go ahead and lift a flagon
and drink to his name.

Far, far to the North
yes that way my friend
we shall go forth
across that Tandala bend

*opens his eyes after singing, and sees everyone with their hands over their ears*

Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 15 February 2002, 09:52:00

yes, it turned into a madhouse once again. Koldar futile attempt to lock the place and protect the outside world from those loonies, is being laughed at by various members... and Drogo? The seemingly impossible has happened to him - Masterbards aura has turned him from a barbaric sailor into a BARD! The voice still is horrible, but the poem sounds promising.. Oh, those late night "sessions" with her did the job all right!
Why oh Why is our saviour so late!? What keeps him?? We need our pils NOW, Artimidor!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Wren on 15 February 2002, 11:16:00

*Wakes up*

Who? What? Where? When? Why?

Lots of people using my name in vain......Why are you sorry Alix?

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Capher on 15 February 2002, 11:45:00

*Tears streaming down the floor* ROFL , Literaly.

I'm still taking bets. So far it seems the Bard has inched to the top, but Uragel has a trick up her sleeve(called alcohol) Anaea has Winlock by his braids um throat. Dala just threw dirty water on everyone. Wren just woke up and now since Koldar locked the room its become a cage fight!!!! But its not over!!!

Odds have dropped now, since Drogo decided to follow the Bard and no female objected. They seem to be more worried about who would bet on them. Oh and lets not forget Faugar, who I think will win a pulitizer prize if he gets a drawing of the Bard and Drogo going over his poem in her Chambers. Of course the standing lampshade might be a better choice as the elusive Arti, like Howard Hughes, is inconspiciously absent.

Lets not forget the magical battle either folks. Stay tuned

Same Santharian Time, Same Santharian Channel.
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Winlok on 15 February 2002, 12:15:00

Terror rips through his eyes as he glances down and blinks at Anaea's hands grappling about his throat, cutting off his breath and helplessly looks on as the darkness of oblivion cascades over his soul. He looks up one last time as the final hope of life fades from his eyes, and wonders at the wet liquid dripping in his face and starts to laugh with Anaea at the sheer absurdity of it all.

Later he thanks Dala, for saving him from his personal doom.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 15 February 2002, 13:06:00

As theo fights my illusions, i try to regenerate a bit. At the same time i look around, and notice that the spectators have wine and and take bets on different things. Well, whatever...

Theo defeats my illusions, but by that time i got back some power, anough to cast something. As he defats the last illusion, i ntoice he looks tired. Well, that is good... it hink and then... I appear fast behind him, "elian ercastia ilon qulain!" i shout out casting out a call for energy. Than jump back and watch how a great beam of lighning strikes down on Theo...
Silfer Darkflare
Master of the Lightning, The Santharian Annoyer and Reminder.
What is goos and what is evil depends on which side of the coin you see.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 15 February 2002, 13:33:00

*As I turn to Silfer, he suddenly appears behind me. "God, I'm slow now," I think. That thought is confirmed by the enormous beam of lightning Silfer casts. The beam comes from the sky and is quickly crashing on me. There's no way I can dodge that thing now. Redirecting would be the best option. I store as much energy in my right hand as is possible. As the lightning beam almost hits me, I jump and slam it away with my hand. The razorclaw shatters to pieces, unable to withstand the forces colliding. The redirected beam makes a curve, crashes on the floor and explodes a few meters at my left and I'm kicked down by the following blast. As I get up, I know what I've to do. I can only beat him at my top level.

Putting my feet firmly tothe groun,. I start my last power-up. Energy starts flowing through me. Around me whirlwinds appear, the grounds starts to shake and small lightning bolts appear to cover me. All the onlookers stare frightened at me, wondering what is happening. "Almost, I can feel it," I shout. A bright white flash appears when I finally reach my highest level, blinding everyone who's watching. I look at Silfer, with an evil grin on my face. "Let's get it on, Silfer"..............*
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."
Edited by: Theodorus Holzman at: 2/14/02 7:43:52 pm

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Greybark on 15 February 2002, 13:44:00

*Greybark, being a Brownie is the closest to the ground. Some of the lightning bolts must have been grounded to close to him. There is a *pop* sound and Greybark gets an afro hairstyle at the same time as he is hurled through the air by the shock*

AAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 15 February 2002, 15:01:00

Luckily Talia has joined the party quite late and the amount of wine she has doesn't hinder her. so she easily catches Greybark out of the air and holding him on her palms before her face she tells him.
"Ah, Greybark, nice to meet you, I wanted to tell you anyway that my messagers didn't find your home and came back. ....and, what shall I do with you now?"

OCC: your e-mail didn't work
Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 15 February 2002, 15:21:00

OOC: Noticed this as well, Greybark. Sometimes mails to your typical address just can't be delivered, whatever the reason. Well, just keep trying, Talia.

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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 15 February 2002, 17:48:00

<Uragel skips around the room with, laughing at her dwarfish size and the size of her limbs. Looking up she is just in time to watch the a rogure bit of redirected thunder come her way. Reacting with the metal on her dwarven amour and shiney axe Uragel is flown backwards and hits the wall with a thunk>

"Cheers boarish milkmaid! Bleh!" <Shaking her head and standing. Uragel eyes off the bearded milkmaid>
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 15 February 2002, 23:11:00

"Hey, hey, MIND the DRESS!!!" Dala yells as one of those pesky lightning or energy or pokemon bolts that Theo and Silfer would insist on throwing at each other ricochet off a table and comes bounding towards her.

Luckily she ducks (uh, no pun intended) nimbly and narrowly misses ripping her new blue embroidered and EXTREMELY expensive dress on a nail hanging off the wall.

Then she sees Art standing innocously at the side, sidling in, and a chorus of celestial music comes blaring into the room and a beam of light shines upon his head, highlighting his bunny furriness, twitchy nose and nice shiny armour. Dala's eyes brightened with hope now that Den Dad is here and maybe this situation can be salvaged after all....she opens her mouth and....

"ART!! Get yer furry arse over here NOW!!!"

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 15 February 2002, 23:44:00

After which, she overhears Theo saying with this odd grin on his face to Silfer that they should...get it on...?

Dala starts wondering about the possible latent cross-species homoerotic attraction between Silfer and Theo....and decides not to go there, no no no......

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 16 February 2002, 03:21:00

*bwuahahaha!* Faugar seems to have lost it and starts laughing histerically, and then suddenly falls silent, staring into space...

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 16 February 2002, 06:26:00

Looks confused...

"What's going on here in my abscence? I heard the noise three Forums away..."

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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Bard Judith on 16 February 2002, 07:07:00

The Bard darts over and helps Uragel up off the floor, retrieving the battleaxe in the process. She then dashes nimbly across the room, avoiding the various weapons, bolts of energy, supernatural manifestations and dirty looks being hurled everywhere, and reaches Drogo's side.

Those in the immediate vicinity note that the ice-emerald hue of her eyes seems to have ...softened? Like sunshine through Quallian forest leaves, she beams at the Barbarian warrior. "Oh, very good, Drogo.... you may earn that minstrel title yet! Now we can prove that private tutoring works...."

She sweeps her gaze briskly across the company, and it finally comes to rest on the noble-looking Artimidor, a stern questioning expression in his sagely narrowed eyes. "Bardic lessons in exchange for, uh, self-defense tutorials," she says innocently, "we thought it a fair exchange of, er, talents..."

Since she is still leaning on the dwarven battleaxe at this point, it would be unwise to challenge this statement or ask for further clarification. "Oh," she adds in even more dulcet tones, "would anyone like some carroot sticks with blue goat cheese dip? "

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 16 February 2002, 09:00:00

*Hears Dala mumbling:"bring it on?" with a strange look on her face. I say:"come on Dala, you know you're my only true love "*
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Greybark on 16 February 2002, 10:36:00

OOC: It's because you never changed the e-mail listed on the team page, Art. Change "geocities" to "yahoo", leaving the rest of the addy the same, and it should work fine. Thanks Art!

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Drogo on 16 February 2002, 11:14:00

I start laughing in pure pleasure at all of the fun chaos whirling around. A pike comes flying towards me and I quickly turn sidways. The near encounter makes me laugh all the harder. Then Bard shows up with a battle ax and states that we've been tutoring eachother. I know I'm not going to say a word one way or another. At least not with the dwarven ax so close to me. I think outloud: Hmmm, maybe I'll take that interview Faugar offered me? Bards soft look suddenly hardens as she looks at me, though I may be mistaken since it is as quickly gone. Perhaps it was my imagination. Still, with a quick glance at the ax I give a second thought to the interview.
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Capher on 16 February 2002, 12:11:00

This is your announcer speaking. We have a switch going. Masterbard Judith has just turned into a sailor and Drogo has turned into a Bard. Wonder if Judith will now strip since she's wearing the sailors uniform. Dala's dress is tearing off. Talia barely catches Greybark who looks like a bamboo stick broom and Uragel has gone from Brewmaster to small ale drinker. I think those energy bolts bouncing around is charging the air in some most unusual ways.

Stay Tuned:
Same Santharian Time,
Same Santharian Channel.
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 16 February 2002, 13:03:00

Anaea smiles broadly at Winlok as she plops down in a green plush chair.
“Well, my friend,” she said, still smiling, “Will you join me in watching the activities?” Anaea gestured to a similar nearby chair. “I’d much rather be a spectator, then one of the “gladiators”, wouldn’t you?” she said as she dragged a small stool near enough to prop her booted-feet up.
“Ahh… now all we need is some of that whiskey…”
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 16 February 2002, 13:21:00

As The ray reaches theo he knocks it away, powering up even more. I prepare to meet his attacks when i hear some of the talk and the happenings outside the arena. It is all so fun that i cant stop laughing. After a while i fall on the floor, still laughing. When Art comes in, in his bunny-shape and armour i nearly die of laughter. Well what will be next? The Bard stripping, Dala's ducks entering or anythign else maybe? i wonder, swiftly geting up form the floor.
Silfer Darkflare
Master of the Lightning, The Santharian Annoyer and Reminder.
What is goos and what is evil depends on which side of the coin you see.Edited by: Silfer Darkflare at: 2/15/02 9:47:13 pm

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 16 February 2002, 15:11:00

*While I tell Dala my true feelings for her I hear laughter from behind me. I look around and see Silfer lying on the floor laughing. I can't control myself either and start laughing too, at all the crazyness here. But when he stops laughing, I stop too."Well Silfer, shall we proceed now? Then turning to the people around is in general,"please be careful now, we don't want any more fried brownies." Then to Dala:"I'll fight this fight for you, my dear......."*
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 16 February 2002, 16:02:00

*Ralhag bolts in having heard the words, "The bard stripping*, and pulls a chair within a few peds of the still clothed Bard.

"Wooo, take it OFF!" He yells, before ducking an array of flying weaponry.

At yer service,
Ralhag

No one knows if they've bitten off more than they can chew, until, of course, they choke!
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Winlok on 16 February 2002, 16:37:00

*Winlok looks at Anaea, and a smile skirts acrossed his face, wondering if she will ever forgive him for betting against her. As he approaches the cushy chair, he scans the room for something more intimate. Spying a sagging but still usable loveseat, he beckons to her*

Title: Re:Stripping...
Post by: Bard Judith on 16 February 2002, 17:58:00

The Bard looks incredulously around the room and notes just exactly who is chanting "take it off" and who is paying attention to the magickal gladiator match.

She straightens and runs her hands down the side of her dress (nowhere near as expensive or lovely as Dala's, but filled out well just the same). For some reason, a small white sailor's cap is now perched atop her auburn tresses. "How did you know?" she asks with an undertone of guilt to her smooth alto voice. "Um, er, I mean, I USED to strip...during my summers...for a bit of extra money...but...surely you don't want to WATCH?"

OOC: (the bard wishes to reassure the sage and any reporters that this thread will remain G-rated at all times!)

Edited by: Bard Judith at: 2/15/02 11:59:02 pm

Title: Re: Re:Stripping...
Post by: Aylix Goth on 16 February 2002, 19:24:00

WREN MY NAME HAS A Y IN IT! Not tellingyou why I apologized now . What an intesting thread this is turning out to be. Moves over to by Bard keeping out of the way of all magical stuff. Guys watch it!
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: Re:Stripping...
Post by: Aylix Goth on 16 February 2002, 19:30:00

WOOOHOOO up a level. Not very knight like but eh! *shrugs* I wanna be a woman attracting sailor.
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: Re:Stripping...
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 16 February 2002, 19:40:00

"My dear Bard, you couldn't chase me away with any number of Devil Ducks or Diegos."

*The Old man pushes Aylix aside, ashe was in his stripper watching line of sight*

(OOC: G-rating?? Hmm, then lets move to another THREAD! LOL AHAHAHAHAHHAA Ummm, JK)

At yer service,
Ralhag

No one knows if they've bitten off more than they can chew, until, of course, they choke!
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Title: Re: Re:Stripping...
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 16 February 2002, 19:43:00

Barbarian Tribesman!?

Where's my "brother" Drogo??

I think my drinks should be on him...

Not literally... of course....

At yer service,
Ralhag

No one knows if they've bitten off more than they can chew, until, of course, they choke!
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Title: Re: Re:Stripping...
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 16 February 2002, 20:11:00

Just as Anaea was settling back into the comfortable chair, she saw Winlok take a seat closer to the fight and wave to her to join him. She growled slightly before she nodded her ascent and stood up, grabbing her stool for good measure. As she began to make her way to him, she swiped a medium sized bottle full of a suspicious brown liquid from a table. She figured no one else was using it- so why not her? Uragel could surely create more…
With stool and whiskey in hand, she slipped around the bard, Aylix, and Ralhag, aiming to cause as little of attention as possible and managing at the same time to dodge lightning bursts. Though, try as she may to be as polite as all possible, she couldn’t help but to make a passing good-natured remark about the age difference between the aging assassin and the bard- which was followed by a wink to let him know she jested.
She moved on quickly.
Muttering an apology, she slipped by Thalia and Greybark and finally gained Winlok’s side. After settling her stool in its proper position, she plopped down next to him. She took a long draught from the bottle and handed it silently to her partner on the couch.
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Re:Stripping...
Post by: Winlok on 17 February 2002, 00:38:00

Just as she nestled in to the crook of his arm, and was perching her boots on the stool, another bolt of stray lightning wisked by Winloks ear blasting into the wall, startling both. She gently stroked the singe mark that now branded his ear, and offered a sip of the brownish tinged liquid. He slurped it down like a man dieing of thirst, and despite his awkward drinking, was strangely comforted.

Title: Re: Re:Stripping...
Post by: Aylix Goth on 17 February 2002, 05:12:00

*pushes Ralhag back, hoping one of the lightning bolts will hit him*
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Stripping...
Post by: Bard Judith on 17 February 2002, 06:41:00

"Well, if you really want a demonstration...." Judith smiles, "I'm always happy to share my many talents with an appreciative audience....."

She looks round the room with a sultry gaze. "First, I'll need a table...or something solid...."

Her smile grows wider as several males dash to comply. Settling one hip against the edge of the sturdy, peeling bartable, she continues. "And I might as well start with....these sleeves..... this will never do!"

Slowly the two drapes of fabric which depended from her shoulders are swept upwards and tucked neatly back into the dress' bodice, revealing slim wrists and capable arms.

A whispered instruction to one of the magic wielders makes him pause for a second in his battle and produce a pot of some mysterious seething substance out of thin air, setting it with great caution next to the ancient table. Judith snatches a handy veil dropped by the lovely Sori'ynt on her way past, and holds it dramatically in front of her face.

"And now....ladies of Sorren, gentlemen of Santharia, dragons, brownies, and anyone else I might have missed.... watch and learn!"

She pauses to ensure all eyes are on her, as the music begins.....

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Dala Valannia on 17 February 2002, 11:08:00

Dala doesn't think that the rapidly dengerating atmosphere from G to a rather bawdy R-rating is doing her young and impressionable demon duckies any good

"Don't look at the nice lady by the table...she's, um...just feeling a little warm..." she hisses to her ducks quickly.

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Uragel on 18 February 2002, 00:31:00

Attempting to run out the door (no offence to the bard, however it's the whole "same gender" thing - doesn't nothing for me!) Uragel smacks her head up against the door "Bleedin' chains!!! KOLDAR!!!!" She yells and stomps off to the corner of the room where she draws the curtin which "appeared" and starts writing the Dwarven Smutch whisky plant.

Finally finishing, hoping that the Bard has stopped with the "removal of her clothes" Uragel comes out with pointing to her note pad. "Smutch, a vegie!!! But it also the basis of the whisky plant <drunken grin>

*****

(I love to go to weddings with free alcohol! RL - recently returned from my cousins wedding - she was beautiful!!! Which is where I found out some info, and created the yet to be written Smutch plant! )
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Bard Judith on 18 February 2002, 05:15:00

Judith winks slyly at Uragel and nods reassuringly to Dala...

"Now, ladies, and gentlemen, if there are any in the audience, please watch carefully."

The Bard crumples the veil neatly, dips a corner of it into the pot of seething substance, and strokes it carefully across the peeled and flaking surface of the ancient bar table.

Immediately the old varnish begins to curl and lift away from the scarred wood. "You might wish to cover your noses; the fumes can be very strong," the Bard notes professionally. She watches as the surface flakes away, the strong stripping fluid lifting years of dilapidation.

"Stripping should only be done by qualified people," she goes on in a pedantic tone, fluttering her eyelashes in scandalous doublemeaning the while, "and the appropriate clothing should be worn. Do take whatever measures are necessary to protect yourself..."

She swipes the clean side of the veil over the table again, wiping away the fumy mixture. Clean, raw wood shows through, marred only by a half-obscured scratched heart reading "Kold...lo..es..D...". "A bit of wet-and-dry paper," Judith says sweetly, "some elbow grease to get that scratching out, and then a nice coat of teak or tung oil....oh, sorry, I mean doch oil."

She straightens up and drops the now-filthy cloth into the stripper bucket, waving her hand dramatically over the table surface. "I used to do this for some spare cash during my summer vacations, as I believe I mentioned, so if you have any further questions about stripping, I'd be happy to answer them after I wash my hands. Oh, and, " she adds with one last flash of green eyes, "I also do reupholstery."

.

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Uragel on 18 February 2002, 07:43:00

................
The Bard
...............
She's
...........................
a
............................................
Bard!

<checks out own title>

Drats - Still a Dwarven Miner
........................................................
But hey I'm a Dwarven Miner

<drinks a tankard of ale>
Oh yeah - that's the stuff

Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: BARDIC TITLE!
Post by: Bard Judith on 18 February 2002, 08:14:00

I'm a Bard, I'm a Bard, I'm a Bard!

(dances around in Level Ecstasy)

Oh, wait, wasn't this where I came in?

(looks quickly back towards the start of the thread and blushes)

Um, er, excuse me, I have to see a man about a dog. I mean, I have to see a barbarian about a sonnet....

(quietly slips out the door while everyone is still laughing)

Title: Re: BARDIC TITLE!
Post by: Aylix Goth on 18 February 2002, 09:03:00

*Wasn't that door locked a minute ago?*

Tuts in fustration at being outsmarted by the Bard. Clever though. (Male minds, focused on pretty much one thing and one only. You can guess what that is.)

"Uragel chuck us some of that Dwarven Ale."
(Might be too young to drink RL but here, hehehe)
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: BARDIC TITLE!
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 18 February 2002, 10:02:00

Uragel runs against the locked door, Bard Judith somehow escaped anyway and Koldar somehow lost track when Bard Judith started to strip.

Silently he takes some ale or better whiskey to drown his confusion in artifical relief.
As this doesn't help he takes more ale

It still doesn't help.

No, some more.

Nope, even some more...

Oh, only a bit more....

Yeah, very close!

Yep, that is it<hicks> Finally Koldar is able to cope with the madness around.
Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster ;)--

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Greybark on 18 February 2002, 11:51:00

LLOOLL!!!

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Aylix Goth on 18 February 2002, 12:09:00

*faints* I think I overdid the alcyhol
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 18 February 2002, 13:27:00

Anaea looked at Winlok innocently, green eyes glistening in the light, as she watched him take a drink of whiskey. She blinked when he lowered the bottle. “Drink some more,” she said in a low purring voice, as she tipped the bottle back up for him. She watched satisfied as he gulped the burning liquid. She let him take a breath before tipping it up again, forcing more liquid down his throat. When he choked, she lowered the bottled. “Oh, poor popa’ti, are you okay?” she purred. She slipped her arm around his shoulders to comfort him, but accidentally hit his damaged ear- causing him to wince. “Oh- popa’ti, here let me care for you. Would you like me to kiss it? Or maybe RIP IT OFF !?!?!”
Her previously seductive voice evaporated as her temper flared.
She shoved him from the couch angrily and sat back, propping her feet up once again on the stool. She took a drink of the fiery whiskey and glowered at him.
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Drinking!
Post by: Uragel on 18 February 2002, 15:53:00

<grins the grin of a cheeky drwaven once elf drunk>

I like this dwarven thing! More alcohol, and you've got less worry about fallin' down - coz' your already there!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Drinking!
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 18 February 2002, 17:19:00

Suddenly flames are coming out of the stripper bucket and are spreading rapidly, especially the upholstery of the old chairs is a welcome feast for the flames - the bard has forgotten that the chemicals she stripped the table and especially the advanced doch nut oil is highly inflammable!

Talia carefully puts Greybark into the pocket to her dunemouse and shouts: Magic masters, now show what your are able to do!

Or how much percent has this whsky now,is it already distilled or not and could I use it to kill the flames? if it is distilled already things would get worse!
Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Sigh...
Post by: Xarl on 18 February 2002, 23:16:00

Xarl teleports into the room, and looks at the mess everyone was making in his absence. He sighed, and snapped his fingers once.
Theodorus and Silfer fell to the floor under two sixteen-ton weights. Xarl snapped his fingers again.
All the wood in the area instantly turned into cheese.
"Damn. Uhh..." Xarl cracked one of his toes.
A fair-sized keg dropped down onto Aylix's prone body.
"Fine, Reality, if you want to play it that way..." Xarl muttered the three most terrifying words he knew.
Diego...

...diego...

...diego.
Three of his specially trained midgetmen popped into existence...

Title: Re: Sigh...
Post by: Dala Valannia on 18 February 2002, 23:35:00

"Oh no..." Dala covered her eyes with one hand in exasperation. "Not those smelly, unshaven, little midgetmen again!"

Gathering her ducks around her as a shield, she shouts to Xarl, "Xarl, if your henchmens so much as bite my little finger or offer sexually suggestive remarks to my ducks like they usually do, I am SO going to sue your butt off!!"

Title: Re: Sigh...
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 19 February 2002, 03:53:00

Theodorus crawls away under the sixteen-ton weight. Grabs it up and throws the weight at the Diegos. The two slowest are reduced to Diego-pancakes, with a satisfying "splush" Then he uses his energywave attack, which he had actually saved for Silfer but who cares, at the remaining Diego and roasts him.

He then speeds Xarl, who's whining because of his dear Diego's, and throws him back to the magic forum.

"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: Sigh...
Post by: Greybark on 19 February 2002, 05:22:00

Meanwhile Greybark is deep in a pocket with a dunemouse, desperately hoping it's house-trained.....

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Sigh...
Post by: Capher on 19 February 2002, 10:44:00

This is your announcer again, It seems that the Bard is just a retired sailor stripper. So now show there unless of course you are called to her private chambers, which seems to be off limits to the press and general public. *Looks up law of Information act* Dala's going to sue Xarl if his dieagos touch her ducks. I'm not sure if that would peak any interest there. The battle between Theo and Silfer has momentarily stalled because of Arti's appearance in his bunny armour. And finally but not least Grey has found a friendly, warm, inviting place to play, inside Talia's blouse pocket with her dune mouse. Hoping that the mouse is housebroken, while the mouse hopes that the brownie has eaten.

Stay tuned for more further developments.

Same Santharian Time
Same Santharian Channel.

Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Sigh...
Post by: Uragel on 19 February 2002, 16:07:00

Not one mention of the fantastic discovery which I made humpf! <ponders for a moment> To dwarven charge or not to dwarven charge that is the question!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Sigh...
Post by: Capher on 19 February 2002, 16:15:00

OOps, forgot Uragel's change/discovery. This announcer is claiming parttimers disease.
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Gean Firefeet on 19 February 2002, 16:20:00

Teehee, I was late for sleeping already, so never mind me appearing... checking level...

Stratanian Places and History Specialist

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Gean Firefeet on 19 February 2002, 16:32:00

Desperately trying to open the doors while being locked outside from the arena including mighty interesting sounding tavernsection and striptease act, Gean bangs on the door but seems to get no response.

Finally out of patience, he decides to get a gimlet and create a peekhole in the door. After delicately piercing the wall two inches from the left door, he peeks inside only to see a mere blur of colours and people running and scrambling off and on, accompagnied by strange sounds and all matter of cheesy looking objects standing around. He sinks down against the wall and ponders to himself:
"To make homework, or not to make homework, thát is the question.
Wether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous homework
Or to take arms against a sea of Teachers,
And by opposing and them? To die: to sleep;"
*Falls asleep...*

Stratanian Places and History Specialist

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 19 February 2002, 18:01:00

"No, no. You forget, my dear Gandalf-wannabe-"
Taking in the shocked stare of Capher, he interrupted himself. "No offense, half-dragon, no offense meant. Where was I... Oh yes. I seriously do not care about my Diegos."
Another two popped into existence.
"Damn. They are merely cannon fodder, a sheild of beasts behind which my enchantments can be worked in peace. The Diegos, each and every Diego that I can summon-"
Three more popped in.
"-are willing, nay eager to end their blasphemous existence. So... Baltagar Tsobokeine Kudulu!"
As Xarl had spoken, he had thrown a pinch of violet dust into the air. Theodorus, Tarquet, and Silfer all recognized it out of their infinite lessons taken from the eleven spires of Ximax.
Wizardleaf.
The five Diegos leapt towards the vortex forming above their master's head. A strange light began to glow around them...
Darren Konneran watched as a very familiar creation appeared. Its black scales, its spikes of stone, its limbs of power incarnate. From the powerful and birdlike legs to the brilliantly toothed head... Xarl had become his favorite incarnation, the Omniguour.
"Diego, diego, diego, and diegos, appear. Avoid the ducks, but anyone else is fair game. However..." His teeth glinted malevolently.
"Theodorus is mine."
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 19 February 2002, 19:02:00

A white cloud of sweet smelling mist appears covering the corner in which Uragel was sulking in after having egnored by the announcer <glares at Capher> Then when the mist slowly fades away it reveales an elf, dresses in a crisp white uniform.

"Hi boys!" Uragel says as she takes a step forward. "Like the new look?" She turns around and modles the new uniform.

<looks at the Bard and Drogo> <gulp> "I guess I shouldn't have been so umm.... Be nice!" <nervous smile>
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Drogo on 20 February 2002, 01:18:00

*after having run off for some releif from the insanity Drogo returns to mayhem, passing a sleeping Gean with a bitt of drool slicking up the floor, he walks into the door and behind a nearby fig tree. Suddenly Uragel appears wearing a sailor suit, upon closer inspection the one Drogo was wearing just a moment ago and Drogo becomes very thankful for the covering trees* "Crickey Uragel, just take the clothes of my back, did I mention I hate magic. *he quickly snatches some some fig leaves to cover himself and yells into the pit of magic fighters* Would you guys make yourselves useful and get me some clothes for the love of Seyella!
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies
Edited by: Drogo at: 2/19/02 10:39:33 am

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 20 February 2002, 02:26:00

Talia is pleased to see Gean, but has dificulties to get to him through all these rubbish the mages have left and the cheese. Somehow something tickles her and suddenly she remembers that she has rescued Greybark - only to forget him in her pocket!
I didn‘t say anywhere this pocket is in my blouse, Capher, reporter!!thats your imagination! A true example how much - or better less the press is to be trusted!
But she has a well educated dune mouse,so he had at least conpany and it was nice soft and warmm in there, wasn‘t it?but now it is time to releas both and so talia sets both on the biggest chunk of chees she can find.
Meanwhile Drogo has entered , hides behind a figtree and calls desperatley for clothes! Talia doesn‘t get the connection between him having no clothes and Uragel, neither sees she the need for clothes, it is anyway to warm in here. but obviously he wants some, so Talia goes over to him.
„I don‘t have clothes for you Drogo, but I can help you to make a skirt out of these leaves of the figtree, you see, that was the very first cloth men used to have, isn‘t it appropiate for a ....Talia quickly looks to the titles.....R‘unorian Pit worm Tender?They are easily replaced when dirty!“
Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 20 February 2002, 02:41:00

"umm Drogo, that branch isn't quite long enoug" Uragel says as she pushes Drogo behind the bush a little more...

"By the way, I'm wearing the 'skirted' version of the sailor suit in case you didn't notice, not the trousered version... so umm..... what were you doing in a skirt?" She giggles
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Drogo on 20 February 2002, 04:42:00

WOMEN *cries Drogo as he is being coerced into a very unmanly skirt of leaves* I did not wear a skirt Uragel, it was magic that changed it I swear * he looks around, begging others to believe him. After a moment he sighs in quiet resignation* Well at least Pit Worms can't laugh at you I suppose.
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Aylix Goth on 20 February 2002, 05:27:00

err guys can someone get me out from underneath this barrel please it is heavy
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 20 February 2002, 09:38:00

Is it just me, or does this seem to be getting somewhat out-of-hand? *hides in terror*

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 20 February 2002, 10:12:00

Dala realises that poor Aylix is still stuck underneath a barrel and goes over to administer aid.

"Hold still, Aylix, I'll get you out!" The barrel looked very heavy though, plus it was filled to the brim with beer. Considering awhile, Dala decided that this was the only way to free Aylix.

Taking a deep breath, she mutters to herself: "There is no spoon...there is no spoon...."

Then she jumps up into the air with her hands outstretched horizontally from the sides of her body and does the Trinity from Matrix slow-mo move to kick out at the barrel with one dainty slippered foot.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-Yaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!

The force of her kick causes the barrel to explode into pieces!! Beer sprays everywhere and drenches all present in an alcoholic haze.

Dala blinks as she floats down to the floor, next to the freed Aylix.....

"Oops..." she mumbles apologetically.
Edited by: Dala Valannia at: 2/19/02 4:29:04 pm

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Winlok on 20 February 2002, 11:23:00

Anaea's green eyes sparkled with hidden malice, standing up Winlok ignored the seat now and took a more defensive guard. In part he thought Anaea was rather attractive, but her new mood, made him think of past transgressions. Each time he glanced at her, her eyes flared up intently. Her motives were apparent, and it made him increasingly uncomfortable. Immediately his mind wandered to a more safer position of watching the floor.
He laughed at Aylix who was much shorter now and dripping wet. And he laughed hysterically at Drogo wearing a fig dress. Uragel was standing there with tears of joy and laughter streaming down her face. She was pointing down at Drogo and saying in an unceremonious way "thank AVA those fig leaves are big"

Later that night in his room, he wonders what Talia would look like if she truly found the room too warm and had no use for cloths. He looked out the window at a waning moon, and saw a siloquette of slavering Gean peeking through the door, and thinks of going down and opening the door. To tired he just retires.

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Capher on 20 February 2002, 12:57:00

Wow, this announcer has seen and heard it all now folks. Drogo our famed barbarian has now become Adam or is it eve. No, it is a pit worm with a fig leaf dress on. This reporter has some reservations about why Talia offered so freely to help Drogo by sewing those leaves. Maybe she needed to take measurements?

On the other hand diegos are sprouting out all over the place and attacking anything. Dala's ducks I think will take care of those things. Or may be after seeing what she just did to that keg of beer on Aylix she will take care of them her self. Do not underestimate her folks.

Uragel has now turned into a sailor, and this reporter has to say after seeing her fit tanned legs in her skirt. Looks up to the sky and says Thank you for putting women in the Navy and in skirts.

Winlock seems to have forgone his attraction to Anaea, though this reporter has not figured out why. She seems delectable to me.

And now there are two holes in the walls. This reporter has discovered that Gean Firefeet, an MIA, member has made them and is just peeping in on the craziness.

The Magical battle I belive will begin soon, but with more players. Should be interesting folks. Stay tuned. For more action at the Santhos Arena.

Same Santharian Time
Same Santharian Channel.

Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Faugar on 20 February 2002, 14:52:00

oh yes.. with so much action going on around, it's best to crawl back under a sturdy, unstripped table, and watch all those folks do the crazy things.. It seems to be an ongoing change of uniforms, with people turning to sailors and bards, and back! Somehow during all this commotion, Drogo seems to have misplaced his clothes, and already some eager Santharian females rushed to "help" him with a new outfit.. Bard Judith, undoubtly responsible for Drogo's poor situation, has retired, after her mind confusing "stripping act", and chaos only seems to grow. Then Dala comes to aid poor Aylix, somehow trapped under a beer filled barrel... that explodes violantly, soaking the nearby standing, and lying creatures... Faugar notices Greybark joy, sitting in a freshly formed pool of ale, laughs loudly with his new found companion - Talia's pet mouse.. Dala's hilarious show of her super powers seem to draw some crowd - now some pale faces are staring at her in awe, through a hole in the wall... it's all just an amazing display of emotions, Faugar thinks, taking another bite off a big chunk of cheese he found on a floor, trying not to share with a crazy one-eyed demon duck, sitting next to him..

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Faugar on 20 February 2002, 14:55:00

Aha! looks like I'm a ship owner now - finally all the hard work has paid off, and I'm ready to sail off to some nice little island, with my fresh Sailor Crew.. "Uragel! Drogo! we're boarding in a few hours! Find your uniforms, and get Judith downstairs - We'll need her stripping and singing talents on the deck!, hehe.."

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Xarl on 20 February 2002, 19:30:00

"What are you talking about, Dala? The spoon is right here!"
*flourishes a quite obvious peice of silverware*
"And so, to avoid any paradoxes, nasty little things, worse than Diegos... I'm afraid I need to snap my fingers." *snaps*
Reality gave a brief twist.
Dala was now holding her foot, giving tiny little squeaky noises out, and was busily beating away a small horde of mice. While her kick had not shattered the barrel (thanks to the presence of my spoon) it had brought the keg 'o delights into the Cheese Field created by my previous snapping. The wood became some rather nice smoked cheddar in an escalating radius, and it was only a matter of time before either a Diego, demon duck, or one of the suddenly present mice peirced the cheddary container. Aylix was now even more angry, mostly due to the fact that the delicious scent of the golden barrel was all he could smell.
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Greybark on 21 February 2002, 00:20:00

**Greybark unstraps his bow, selects and arrow, and impales one of Xarl's mice. Then, starting a small fire in the middle of the floor, he pulls up a nice long splinter from the floor to use as a spit, and commences cleaning his kill**

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Uragel on 21 February 2002, 01:25:00

While admiring her legs with Cahper, Uragel suddenly gasps with the sudden realisation........ "No more alcohol".......... She looks at Capher with horror on her face and then glances at Faugar who is wanting to board a ship soon....... "Hide me!"
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 21 February 2002, 01:47:00

Talia doesn‘t know what to do in all this mess , so many mages around she doesn‘t trust generally, all this tweaking of the reality makes her feel unwell. She takes up her dune mouse which is feeling uncomfortable as well due to the normally unknown diet of big amounts of cheese.
She would like to be as small as Greybark to share his meal, but with so many people around she is glad to be quite tall, then goes over to Uragel and Capher to detect if anything is wrong with Uragels legs they are staring at.
Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Aylix Goth on 21 February 2002, 06:22:00

Err has anyone got anything I can dry off with please.
*shyly kisses Dala on the cheek*
Thanks at least SOMEBODY helped me!
*looks round very annoyed at teh rest of the room*
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Aylix Goth on 21 February 2002, 06:23:00

Hey I'm a buccaneer, hold the boat I'm coming aboard!
"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"And fear itself is me..."
---My humble self. Also the admin of The World Of Talaris

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 21 February 2002, 07:38:00

I crawl out of the wight, and turn myself to Xarl. "So this is the legendary Xarl with his diegos..." i mumble for myself. Then throiw my hands out, and lightning strikes 3 diegos. "Fried Diego free today!!" i shout to the crowd. "And Xarl, do you wish to join our battle or learen to fly from here to the magic forum?" i smile at him "You se, i can arrange the flight, but i guarantee not the safe landing."
Silfer Darkflare
Master of the Lightning, The Santharian Annoyer and Reminder.
What is goos and what is evil depends on which side of the coin you see.

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 21 February 2002, 07:40:00

Suddenly Koldar feels his body shrinking and soon is as small as .... Greybark!! "Argh! Somebody help me!!!!! I'm a Brownie!!! Help! How am I supposed to get onto a horse now?? I'm a knight goddammit!!"

Looking for Greybark. "Hey, doy ou need a slightly shrinked knight in your clan???"
Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster ;)--
Edited by: Koldar Mondrakken at: 2/20/02 1:42:56 pm

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Bard Judith on 21 February 2002, 08:25:00

Bard Judith has not, as many assumed, slipped out through the barred door of the tavern, but rather, she has taken the back stairs behind the bar up to the rooms-for-rent - alone, of course, to get some rest after that exhausting display. Teaching is difficult work, after all!

However, the inn floorboards which double as a ceiling for the room below are not what you would call of high insulative quality, and the sounds filtering through eventually wake her from her beauty slumber. What with the various flares of magick, the high-pitched yelping, the squacking of diabolical ducks and toasting Diegos, and odd canoodling murmurs, it's impossible to rest any further. Besides, the bard has the curiosity which usually accompanies green eyes and red hair, and she dons her tunic, boots, short cape, and, on second thought, her boot knife, and heads back down the stairs.

She pauses behind the bar to listen and take in the scene for a minute before anyone notices her, and so is in time to hear the call for a female crew to board the good ship Fangletoddy - or was that the name? In all the chaos, it's difficult to tell. But Judith can't stand being left out, so she steps boldly out into the room again - narrowly missing Greybark's lovely cooking fire, and narrowly being missed by Siffler's +2 +2 Bolt of Sarcasm that has just gone sizzling by.

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Dala Valannia on 21 February 2002, 09:46:00

Dala smiles at Aylix and thanks him for the kiss on the cheek. It was very nice

"My pleasure." she tells him as she pats his hand comfortingly, "I always wanted to try out that move anyway!"

Then she executes a series of somersaults to vault neatly in front of Xarl and snatches the spoon from his hand. Using the power of the Matrix which transcends reality as we know it, she transmogrified the offending object into a gun (never mind that the concept of guns don't officially exist in Santharia, this whole thread is becoming surreal!) and points it at Xarl in a totally friendly and non-threatening manner.

Reaching into a pocker of her dress, she dons a pair of utterly cool black shades. As Xarl stares down at the barrel of the gun, she tells him in a gritty sort of 'I'm so into Matrix" voice.

"Dodge this."

She pulls the trigger without hesitation and a little red flag rolls out of the barrel with the word 'BANG' emblazoned on it.

Grinning a tad maniacally, she says, "Gotcha."

Around them, the madness continues to greater heights.....

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Faugar on 21 February 2002, 12:16:00

ROTFL

oh yeah..we could use a High Priest with THAT attitude on the boat!

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Capher on 21 February 2002, 12:23:00

Sign me up Faugar, I can trade clothes, weapons, money, people, levels. Besides I cannot resist a good Sailor story, and with Drogo, Uragel, Dala, Bard, etc it would give me blackmail purposes to trade with.
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Drogo on 21 February 2002, 16:17:00

*as he boards the gangplank that oddly resembles a long tongue, he hears Capher's statement about blackmail, and he turns his head sharply in response* "Hey I'm not a black male, are your eyes going bad. I'm a white male. Geesh" *Suddenly he slips on the slimy gangplank and slides all the way down onto the floor. Looking up in befuddlement he sees where he though there was a giant ship, it was really an immense leviathan* "Xarl, Theo, one of you cursed magicians. If I had gotten swallowed by another one of those things I would have been very unhappy!"
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Stripping...
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 21 February 2002, 17:25:00

Happy 500th post, Drogo...

Hurrah...

At yer service,
Ralhag

No one knows if they've bitten off more than they can chew, until, of course, they choke!
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Character Description

Title: The boats a giant?
Post by: Uragel on 21 February 2002, 22:03:00

Listening to Capher say that he's coming along Uragel relaxes a little. The others are a little "weird". Fussing with her skirt trying to push it down a little Uragel watches as Drogo boards the ship, saying something about it being a giants mouth.

Scratching her head Uragel wonders what the hell happened to the Tavern that everyone was in, now suddenly dissapeared - some how an ocean port. Looking at Dala wondering what type of "Priestess Power" has been unleashed inside her. That Trinity kick was pretty cool though!.....

Uragel looks around and sees that Koldar is a brownie, giggling at his size she wonders what's happened to the moon light knight's sword...

"Capher" Uragel calls out. "What's this about a black male?"

- Congrats Drogo 500 years *umm* posts...
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: The boats a giant?
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 22 February 2002, 02:16:00

As Talia sees Koldar shrinking she is stunned. What now? How could he now be a help in the Strata sewers? Fighting the ratbrownies on an equal level? For an moment she is thinking about grabbing both brownies and carry to a saver place, but somehow they seem happy.
Though Talia had the thought to capture Greybark and taking him along to the sewers of Strata for inventing the rat brownies. There he could face his own creatures he has made to endanger brave adventures
Looking at this Leviathan ship ship or leviathan, that is here the question she is tempted to ask if she could come as well, but as a desert woman she hesitates and watches first in what this whole thing might evolve.
Then she hears Uragels question about Koldars sword and yes, sees it lying on the floor in full size. But looking at him he has still a small one at his side!
Art should really look after this magic chaos here!
She takes Koldars sword,not knowing what to do with it now. A funny thought comes to her mind, what if he would get big again and the sword he now carries will stay small - then he has a nice toothpick!
Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Re: The boats a giant?
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 22 February 2002, 04:19:00

Seeing Xarl in his Omnigaur form triggers something in Theodorus mind. Something that has always been there, but never surfaced. Now is the time to use it, yes. All the others back down as they see the steely determination in Theodorus' eyes. "XARL!!!,"he shouts, "Beware, I'm going to unleash the most horrifying power ever."

He walks up to the surprised Xarl and suddenly, the Harbor scene shifts to a nice, enormous library. Books cover the walls and candles light the room. The floor of dark oakwood is covered with darkred, or blue carpets. There are chairs and couches with the same colors. Xarl, back to his normal form, lies on one of the couches.

Theodorus sits himself in a chair next to Xarl, takes a notebook and a pencil and askes:"Well, Xarl, would you mind telling me about your youth? We might be able to find out where your powerhunger and fear towards reality come from."
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Wonderful World
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 22 February 2002, 05:50:00

Talia looks first puzzled , then admiring at Theo. He has changed all the mess to a nice looking comfortable place, no need to decide now if to go on a changing ship beast or not. In this moment all her love goes to him. She only hopes that he is able to hold Xarl on the couch and wishes in this moment for the first time in her live to have some magical powers as well to enforce this task.
She looks around and finds even a cupboard full with glasses and the best vines which ever sprang from Uragels mind. Finally she is able to taste this Tali wine! She puts Koldars sword on a nearby table and gets herself a glass of this marvelous drink, sits down in a wonderful chair with Caphers last chapter of his story on her knees. What a wonderfull world.
„Anyone here who likes to join me as long we can enjoy this?“ she asks and points to the others chairs standing around.

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Uragel on 22 February 2002, 05:57:00

Uragel runs and sits down in one of the chairs and then takes a sip acting as though she'd been sitting there for ages....

"Talia what you been up to lately?"

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Capher on 22 February 2002, 11:37:00

Capher looks a little stunned at the result of the changing scenery. Sighs, Ah, no sea cruise. Then notices Talia and Uragel sipping wine. His mouth goes dry and and he comes up to them. "Ladies, if you give me some wine I will gladly show you my wares." He gets strange looks from the ladies.

"Ahem, not what I meant. I am not in the Bards chambers. What I meant was look at all of this lovely beaded Kyranina cloth here for dresses I have. Or if beads are not your thing I also have some lovely dresses, and blouses made with soft wool on the inside and colorful crushed oyster and tryster shells on the outside. Imagine how you would light up the dance floor in one of these gowns. Especially with a oil lamp mirrored globe flashing all of your glory around the dance floor."

"Tarquet, Music please and if you wouldn't mind, a dance floor. Thank you kind sir."

I turn to Talia and say "Aye lass your beauty outshines the stars at night, would you care to shake a leg with me?" I wink at Uragel and say "You lass I will wait for a slow dance, to dance with you.
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Faugar on 22 February 2002, 14:56:00

sure looks like Capher's not waisting time

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 22 February 2002, 17:21:00

„Oh well, Uragel, nothing special or remarcable, just the usual, looking after a greenskinned young woman and having an eye on the other members of our group, you know, men are sometimes so unlucky in caring for their own well being. Luckily there is another woman in our team, that gives me the hope to survive the next few days.“

After only a few moments Capher realised that Uragel and Talia had a fine drop and so he joined them, offering cloth and dresses and at last a dance!

„Sorry to disappoint you, Capher, but I prefer my Shendars clothes and as you know, I have just bought some other clothes on the market in Strata. But perhaps you ask Drogo, as I recall it was he who needed some clothes. Or do you need something , Uragel? Besides, Capher, can you imaging me wearing this glitter stuff?“
And waiting for a short meaningful moment she asks Capher:
„Anything wrong with a slow dance with me? Or are you having problems with me being taller than you???“

"Oh excuse me for a minute, I see someone over there who needs very urgently a glass of wine as well. I be back in a second."
Talia poors a glass of the lovely Tali-wine and brings it over to Faugar and passes it to him.
"Cheers Faugar, you looked thirsty"
She goes back to her chair and sits down again.
"Now, Capher, I'm waiting for an answer!"
she says with a very dubious smile on her face to him.
Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.
Edited by: Talia Sturmwind at: 2/21/02 11:28:02 pm

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Xarl on 22 February 2002, 18:19:00

"Well, I suppose it all started when I mirrorred Silfer Darkflare's Sarcasm Bolt back at him and sent in about twenty Diegos to assimilate him. Wait, I haven't done that yet. Hold on..."
*Bzap-ping!*
"Diegos to the fourth!"
*pop-pop-pop*
"We are the Annoying. We are morally superior and smarter than anyone else. We will assimilate you through sheer intellect and lack of typos. Resistance will be amusing, and we do encourage it."
Seeing everything done, Xarl returned to talking to Theo.
"Actually, it all started with cows. Did you know that cows were revered as holy by the ancient Hindus? The concept of ‘sacred cow’ has been a part of India’s cultural ethos since time immemorial. It stems from the many benefits rendered by the cow to ease the burden of the poor. It provides subsistence — not just milk alone- but also as a mobile ‘thermal and chemical factory’. Cow dung serves both as fuel and manure.

A scientific study reported that the total efficiency of the 'desi' (indigenous) cattle in terms of energy output amounts to 17 per cent as opposed to 4 per cent for the American Beef Cattle. The reason being, the optimal utilization of all it's products.

According to the National Council of Applied Economic Research (NCAER), cattle dung in India has a fuel value equivalent to 35 million tonnes of coal or 68 million tonnes of wood. An estimated one-third of the dung, amounting to some 300 million tonnes, is used as fuel in rural houses. Another 340 million tonnes go back to the soil as organic fertilizer. The available energy from animal power is estimated at around 60,000 million kilo-watt hours, valued at between Rs 60,000 to 100,000 million from 70 million bullocks, 8 million buffaloes, one million horses and another million camels. To generate this amount of energy by modern industrial processes would cost three times as much. It is estimated that animal power accounts for 66 per cent of the total energy utilized in India as against only 14 per cent from other conventional sources such as coal.
The contribution of the Indian cow to the survival of the rural poor is indeed significant. No wonder, she is regarded as ‘sacred’ and ‘holy’!"
Xarl, noting that Theo was now asleep, snapped one of Theo's fingers (don't ask how) and returned the bar to some semblance of the reality it had posessed previously. He then chanted the ritual words that would open a portal into the Magic Forum...

Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Uragel on 22 February 2002, 18:20:00

"Sounds like you've got your hands full with that green skinned girl . On the up side, at least the Wizard in the White Tower and the Great Shellya (sp) her self arnt' keeping you away from the one that you love " Uragel sighs......... "Although, I did kick some serious Centaurian Butt!!! - Well that is until I got thrown up against a tree and lost my darn sword, but then! Believe it or not another of the little beggers picked up the sword and stabbed me with it! My own sword the nerve!"

Looking at Caphers products, Uragel smiles and then turns her attention to the dresses. "As beautiful as they are Capher, they aren't quite my style." Uragel says. "I like the elven pretty flow, pastal "thing. Or..." She says starting to grin "The skantaly-klad, leather, lill' bit o' feather, tanned in colour to complement my other wise pale skin colour. Know what I mean "

Taking a calm sip of her wine Uragel waits for Capher to offer her a slow dance. Thinking to herself, that she's never danced with any one on a ship port with a giant for a boat! Shaking her head in the amazement of it all she pictures Drogo in one of the glittery dresses... a song comes to her mind.......

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

She stops, thinking that Drogo the Drag Queen isn't a picture that *any* one wants in their minds! <shudders> Although I think that blue is *definatly* his colour!
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Dala Valannia on 22 February 2002, 20:22:00

"It's 'Prophetess Power' now, Uragel!" Dala laughs happily as she walks past the beauteous Sailor lass. "Anyone wants to know to know their future??"

She approaches Faugar who used to be kneeling under a table with a crazed one-eyed duck but currently,she's not sure now seeing how rapid the fabric of reality in this thread changes itself constantly to include green-skinned girls and shrinking members....uh, as in shrinking people, not portions of the anatomy. For all she knew, Faugar could be dressed in a saloon girl costume and doing the can-can, complete with high kicks....

But to be on the safe side, she prefers the universe of Faugar underneath a table with the crazed one-eyed duck.

"Hello Faugar." she says as she peers under the table. "Can I have that duck back? His name is Erwin and don't mind him, he just likes you. Even if he is slightly short of a few feathers and he has one big eye in the middle of his forehead."

Then abruptly, things around them blurs and kinda sizzles at the edges like when a television conks out and to replace the previous, rather seedy background of a smelly tavern, a wonderful, beautiful library, chockful of books springs up around them.

Dala looks admiringly, taking to the new environment like a duck to water (uh, pun intended). "Neato." she whistles.

The newly made Prophetess, now attired in her proper Victorian librarian outfit of white lacy blouse and long black skirt, shouts, "Get those Diegos out of the library!! No animals, pets, funny men in sailor suits allowed except for Demonic Ducks!!!"

Then, long silver streams of lightning sparks out from her fingertips and she zaps the Diegos and turns them into helpful, respectful teenage library volunteers.

Sitting back on a chair, she sips a cup of tea. "Isn't this all nice and civilised." Dala sighs blissfully.

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Bard Judith on 22 February 2002, 20:41:00

The Bard is a bit confused, but thrilled.

Between one stride and the next, the familiar tavern had blurred into a salty-smelling harbourfront, with a monstrous ship/beast looming overhead, and then into a spectacular library, whose book-lined shelves draw her with compelling power.

To Judith, it's rather like giving a mouse a black-tie invitation to a cheese-tasting party....or or tossing a mermaid into a skaa'nifish shoal....or locking a dwarf in a monastery winecellar. Her green eyes sparkle with sheer delight, and she heads for one of those invitingly deep chairs.

"Hola, Bard!" Some wonderful person is holding a glass aloft. "You want a drink first?"

Well, of course this is like giving a mouse...oh, I said that already. Fine. "Yessss!" she yelps happily, and changes her course for the proffered wine. Taking the glass with thanks, she is about to choose a book to go with it, when she spots the odd spectacle of a folded-up Faugar.

Kneeling gracefully beside a large reading table (which oddly enough bears the long streaks of varnish remover along its top) she tilts her head to look into the artist's eyes. "Faugar," she coos, "are you comfortable under there, or would you like to join me in a drink? I mean, of course, would you like to have a drink together? One has to watch their words with all this magick flying around. I don't REALLY want a wine hot-tub..." She glances anxiously over her shoulder hoping that none of the mad mages have heard this....

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Drogo on 22 February 2002, 23:07:00

library, tavern, library. "All quite confusing for this poor barbarian." He sighs as he walks over to the nearby library shelf and picks up, "How to help me, help you, help myself." Ummm no, then suddenly some strange bolt zaps him and he finds himself in a barbarian tuxedo. A bowtie and a draping loincloth (very chipendale like) and he gets this urge to dance. "Ladies I am overcome with the desire to dance. Who shall accompany me, to the tango?" He holds out a stong hand in the direction of the assembled ladies.
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Xarl on 22 February 2002, 23:37:00

Suddenly, Xarl's sanity burst through to the surface. It was only for a few seconds, but the damage was done. He came to noticing that the several seperate realities had merged. The tavern had a cellar filled with books, being tended by his passively brainwashed Diegos. Out the window was the ship/leviathan, waiting for the sailors to pop back in... Xarl, back in his natural level of insanity, quickly made three adjustments.
1: He opened a portal in the ceiling to the Magic Forum.
2: He made sure that the library was suddenly without any psychology texts.
3: He made sure that outside the tavern were some hot tubs of various substances, from wine (obliging the Bard's subconscious wish) to hydrochloric acid. Just to relieve himself, Xarl popped over and stuck his head in the hydrochloric acid. He blurbled contentedly as his magically mutated head absorbed the vile substance and set it to work 'correcting' himself.
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Faugar on 23 February 2002, 05:22:00

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Edited by: Faugar at: 2/22/02 11:24:29 am

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Faugar on 23 February 2002, 05:23:00

oops -some problems with ezboard - sorry!
Edited by: Faugar at: 2/22/02 11:25:11 am

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Aylix Goth on 23 February 2002, 08:18:00

*cowers away in a corner*

This threads starting to scare me a bit now.
Aylix Goth

My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or any other variation!!

Mans mind is so formed that it is more susceptible to falsehood than it is to truth.

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Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Uragel on 23 February 2002, 10:19:00

Uragel grabs Drogo's hand and follows his lead towards the dance floor. Thinking that by the time that she and Drogo finish their Tango, Talia and Capher will have finished... Shaking a leg.... and then they can swich for a slow dance.

"So Mr. R'unorian Pit Worm Tender, show this Carmaladian Sailor how you move." Smiling she adds "Gently now! If you think your going to tread on my feet pick me up or let me stand on yours! I'm light!" She says grinning.
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Capher on 23 February 2002, 11:51:00

"Ah Talia, no I am not afraid of your height. In fact where my face is, is quite eye popping. Shall we? Oh the Tango. I love the Tango. One, two, three, and dip, lightly brush lips across partners, lift her up, twirl her half way around and ... "

"Did you know Talia in real life I was a dance teacher? A long time ago though. Yep, I worked for Fred Astaire Dance Studios. I taught ballroom dancing."

One twirl, cheek to cheek, dip low this time, Talia's hair almost touching the floor, snatches a blue rose out of a vase and gently puts in between Talia's lips.

Forgetting that the ladies do not want my "wares" I absorb myself in my dancing.

Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Wonderful World
Post by: Faugar on 23 February 2002, 12:20:00

-"looks like we have a dance contest, ladies and "gentle"men! Free style, Twist or Tango! "
-"What's your name?"
-"Uragel Wallace"
-"and the fella's name?"
-"Drogo Vega"
-"ok, folks, give them a warm applause, and let's see them in action! Maestro..?"
Artimidor puts on an old record, smiling melancholically, and the music starts..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Save that Dance for.... me ... and me... and me....
Post by: Bard Judith on 23 February 2002, 20:11:00

Since Faugar is gulping blankly under his table, and the bard has just overheard Drogo's invitation...

Judith straightens up as hastily as if a Drell has just slithered down her back, and whirls with a dangerous glint in her eyes. Luckily Uragel and Dala are already occupied, she thinks, and Aenea has her hands full of...I mean with.... Winlok...

She runs her gaze over the well-muscled barbarian, now wearing even less than a sailor suit, and her eyebrows caret upwards. "Mmmmm," she coos, "I'll take that dance..."

Casting a haughty look back over her shoulder at the silent artist, she adds, "And Faugar, see if I introduce you to my friend Gerissa now! Hmph, turn down a girl's offer of a drink, will you?"

For some reason her usual practical outfit of a full skirt, a blousy-sleeved tunic under a multi-pocketed leather vest, and tall leather boots has been replaced by something completely different. It seems to be a deep forest green dress with shimmering bits of pearlfather sewn all over the bodice and hem, setting off her auburn hair (which is coming loose from its usual bun) and complementing her eyes (which is more than the Santharian men ever do!) Oh well, she thinks, shifting her hips to make the skirt dance around her legs in satisfaction, must be a gift from Capher...

She resolves to write him a poem once she has some free time - but at the moment her attention is back on the unfortunate Drogo. "Can you can-can?" she asks sweetly.....

and realizes to her dismay that while she has been engrossed in glaring at Faugar and admiring her new dress, Uragel has pipped her to the post! Her nails lengthen in reflex, and her eyes narrow dangerously, watching the two couples swirl across the floor. Drogo, she thinks, is letting himself in for a nice satire or two...or perhaps just a sarcastic limerick...

Well, he's not the only male in the room, the Bard snaps to herself - just the one on best display! She sweeps the tavern visually (realizing that it needs a good sweeping in reality, what with all the spilt wine, singed feathers, and crushed dochnuts all over the floor) and halts with a sudden glow of satisfaction. "You know," she purrs to Aenea, whose attention is only partially on the dance floor, "under that beard he's not half bad-looking, is he? Talk about a guy we all take for granted....."

With unerring aim and unstoppable determination, the Bard sails across the room towards the anachronistic music machine....and the sage standing next it, apparently lost in his own melancholy musings. "Artimidor," she says in her husky alto, "dance with me?"

.
Edited by: Bard Judith at: 2/23/02 2:24:04 am

Title: Re: Save that Dance for.... me ... and me... and me....
Post by: Faugar on 23 February 2002, 20:48:00

ROTFL... it's just not in my nature to complement, I guess..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Save that Dance for.... me ... and me... and me....
Post by: Faugar on 23 February 2002, 20:56:00

Ha! With all the couples now swinging on the dance floor, including the usually... tired Artimidor himself, Greybark dancing with Koldar (not much choice, when it comes to their size dancers), Faugar notices, that all that crowling around payed off - a long awaited promotion is a fact! Now all I need is to look up what it is that I actually am supposed to do - Faugar thinks..
Wait?! Is that the Gossip Mistress? Standing there in the corner, shy and sad, straightening the imperfection in her dress.. looking down.. I guess I could ask her to dance.. *If you could dance, that is* - the voice in Faugars head mocks him again..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Edited by: Faugar at: 2/23/02 2:56:31 am

Title: Minor magics...
Post by: Xarl on 24 February 2002, 00:25:00

Xarl, enjoying the calming effect of both the corrosive acid and the slow dance that was ocurring, quietly shifted himself back into normal form. Alright, so maybe he let his face look a little more handsomely chiseled, and his beloved well-worn robe and cloak had quietly transformed into his official robes, (not incidentally looking a good deal cooler than the normal ones) and his rather nastily bladed staff had gone off to play somewhere else... but besides those, he was back to normal. He looked around for any prospective partners. Uragel- too late, the walking wall of muscle had already taken her. The half-dragon was putting some moves on the Shendar tribeswoman, and Bard Judith was approaching... Federkiel?
No, no, not supposed to happen, MY DANCE!
Xarl pointed at Arti and made a small circular motion.
In a poof, he took the Master of Santharia's place, except for he now had a fake Arti-beard.
"Did you have me confused with someone else? Oh, and thank you for the compliment, by the way." A tiny Diego stationed inside the archmage's ear spoke up in a voice only Xarl could hear.
"you owe us, master."
Yes, yes, you can start mining the cheese.
"I am told that I clean up rather well... But if you are willing to extend that invitation to me, I accept."
Magic is such a wonderful thing.

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Dala Valannia on 24 February 2002, 13:49:00

Gazing at the dancing couples cutting a rug on the floor, Dala heaves a sigh. Then she looks down at her legs and especially at her two left feet with some wistfulness. She took lindy-hop lessons before but during classes, she clumped around like a blind elephant and the memory of her disgrace is still fresh and sharp. She sits down on a chair with Erwin nestled comfortably on her lap, and strokes the crazed one-eyed demon duck absentmindedly.

"Care to dance?" she hears a voice ask her with some hesitation and Dala tilts her head up to see the face of Faugar beaming down at her kindly.

"Well..." Dala hemmed and hawed, stalling for time. But she knows the truth can't be held back any longer. The lies were bulding on top of each other until it was stacked like a cheesy mountain of titanic proportions.

"I can't dance." she admits, wanting to cry because she always wanted to dance beautifully but couldn't, much to her shame and mortification.

Faugar looks around furtively, checking to see if anyone is listening on their conversation but no one is. Uragel is dancing with Drogo, Bard Judith is dancing with the Fake Arti (aka Xarl) while darting little glaring glances at Uragel because she wanted to dance with Drogo (popular guy there, guess the sailor suit helps), Theo had a rose stuck between his teeth and was doing the salsa with Silfer, and even Erwin had deserted her and was spinning madly on its head in the middle of the dancefloor at the moment.

"I can't dance either." Faugar confesses as well, a sheepish grin on his face.

Dala brightens visibly at this news. So she wasn't alone in her two left feet syndrome!

As she absorbs this sudden revelation, she comes to a decision. What the heck, she thought, you only lindy-hop once!

"Okay, let's dance badly together then! What are friends for??" she declares happily, madly and clapping her hands with psychotic joy. Seeing that look in her eyes, Faugar starts to get a little fearful but it is too late for regrets now. Dance or Die!

She snaps her fingers and POOF!, a big band complete with stage appears.

As the band started playing the deliciously infectious tune of 'Begin the Beguine' and the swing music floats out, loud and clear, Dala grabs Faugar's hand and leds him to the floor.

"C'mon, let's LINDY!'

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Capher on 24 February 2002, 17:51:00

Somehow the Tango stopped and now a band appeared and they were playing big band music.

I look at Talia. "Ah lets swing shall we." With a faster beat, I twirl Talia around under my arm, hold her out arms length, bring her back swinging her under and between my legs. Bring her back up, pick her up and flip her over my back and through my legs again.

I then hand her over to Drogo, with a twirl, pick up Uragel, spin her, throw her in the air, catch her, and let her fall down upon me snaking her way down my body until she touched the floor. Then I spun her on the floor, stepped over her, lifted her back up, her legs wrapped around my waist, and we starting spinning around in a circle. I laugh. "You like Uragel?"
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 24 February 2002, 19:49:00

"Wow" Talia thinks "Capher must have drunk again some of my too strongly
brewed 'week people getting on their feet'drink" when he whirrles her around. Luckily she had taken her sword already from her back, but she regrets now not to have chosen this new black velvet dress with the silvery embroidery when she decided to come here to have a look. Should she ask one of the mage to help her?She should have taken one of Caphers dresses, too late! But it doesn't matter, Capher is dancing like a young god, it is really astonishing what for abilities are hidden in your unknown friends!And then he puts a blue rose between her lips, oh, he really knows how to win the hearts of the female part of Sorren...

"Luckily I had this dancing teacher long ,long ago who told me how to dance a Tango, though he was so good that I knew how to dance without having learned it first - and he was a head smaller than I was and had a thick belly, lol"

Oh, now Capher passes her to Drogo. Talia enjoys the dance with Drogo , though in the back of her mind she is a bit concerned about all the other females here who long to dance with him........
Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Faugar on 24 February 2002, 20:39:00

Faugar glances at Capher switching partners and doing the undoable tricks - "Ehm.. let's not look at them, Dala, it's like.. pro class, can't really compare ourselves to them.. Let's just improvise.. "

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Drogo on 24 February 2002, 22:03:00

Uragel graciously accepts my offer and with slow, sensual sweeps, we glide across the dance floor. The required challenges between man and woman are met and melded into this beautious dance. In the midst of dipping Uragel, a swing band suddenly appears. Upon "Q", Capher snatches up Uragel and hands off Talia. Suddenly I'm instead of a bowtie I have a vest on and a fedora. "Talia, my lady. Let us have some fun." In quick succession we twirl across the dance floor, then I lift her up and swing her to the side of each of my hips. I then push her high into the air and upon coming back down she goes through my legs and I pull her up while she does a twist in the air. We continue doing some aerial stunts as the tempo of the big band picks up and the brass rifts become more brazen.

Talia gets slightly out of breath, so I give her a moment to rest. "Anyone else care to try?"
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 24 February 2002, 23:52:00

i've been away too long...
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Bard Judith on 25 February 2002, 00:20:00

Judith, trying not to step on anyone's feet in the midst of this musical extravaganza, feels like a unicorn in a chime shop. She peers narrowly at her partner's face.

Certainly the beard is impressively sage-like, and the robes appropriately grand...but were the Federkielian features ever that sharply chiseled, the nose that Grecian, the eyes that kindly hazel?

Well, maybe the eyes, she thinks, but she must have been blind not to have noticed Artimidor's romance-cover good looks before now! And you call yourself a bard, she berates herself. Any doubt is swept off on a haze of Gel Wine and bright music, as the hirsutely handsome man she believes to be the Sage of Santharia leads her around the floor.

Now, what would be a topic of conversation likely to impress him, she wonders to herself. Um...."What about that new magick forum, eh? Who is that fellow in charge of it, Snarl, Zarg, something like that? " She flicks her lashes demurely downward, missing her partner's irritated expression....

(wicked grin)

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Uragel on 25 February 2002, 06:12:00

Praising her mother for forcing her to go to dance lessons for a few years way back when Uragel glides out on the dance floor with a cheeky look back at the Bard. Then seeing her glare proptly turns her attention back to the mountian of muscle in front of her.

Drogo dips Uragel, and the music changes. Before she realises what tune the band is playing she's suddenly in Caphers arms. Throwing her expertly in the air twirling and snaking down Caphers body.

Following his lead Uragel is whisked this way and that. Hearing the music change again to something slow Uragel is brought close to Capher and rests her head on his shoulder. "My friend I'm glad your still here!" She says as they dance it feels like the whole world dissapears for a few moments.................. aww
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Greybark on 25 February 2002, 11:05:00

Greybark and Koldar, dancing around the spit holding a now-decapitated mouse over a tiny, but roaring fire, notice that their meal is now ready. Mouth-watering aromas fill the room. Greybark reaches down and draws a knife from either boot, noticing a few ant-tracks on the floor as he does so. He then tosses a knife to Koldar and brandishes his own.

"Dig in, my friend!"

Brownie Expert
Edited by: Greybark at: 2/24/02 5:07:00 pm

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Dala Valannia on 25 February 2002, 11:05:00

Meanwhile, Dala and Faugar are studiously not looking at the other couples doing their fancy moves and are happy just to whirl and twirl around madly on the floor in a hybrid of an energetic waltz and lindy-hop gone horribly wrong. Faugar spins Dala like a possessed carousel, throwing her out with one hand and then catching her back again.

"Stop that!! I'm SO gonna PUKE!" Dala screams, while laughing hysterically at the same time.

As they hop insanely round the room like Fred Astire and Ginger Rogers on drugs, they stepped on many toes. Many, many toes.

"Ouch!" Uragel muttered as one of Dala's flailing hand bangs into the back of her head.

"That hurts!" Bard Judith yells when Faugar mashes her little toe to pulp while trying to do an intricate turn and lifting Dala above his head at the same time.

"Hey, watch it!" Drogo yells when one of Dala's legs crushes the side of his ribs as she does a simulation of a Charleston.

Capher merely smiles tolerantly when the wildly hopping couple hurtles towards him at the speed of a small train and neatly sidesteps out of the way, elegantly dipping his partner along the way.

"Sorry!!!" Dala and Faugar shouts at the top of their voices and continues on their path of destructive rampage.

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Wren on 25 February 2002, 11:58:00

Can't dance and falls flat on her face.

Wren
The dappy Elven One. Keeper of the Sacred Winegums, And Three sandwiches and a pack of polos short of a full picnic.
Oh And Santharia's People mod.

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Capher on 25 February 2002, 21:35:00

The song turns into nice slow dance. Uragel rests her head upon my shoulder. We do a nice slow waltz. I hear Wren say she can't dance. I think to myself, yes she can she just needs the right partner. I steer Uragel over to Drogo and whisper in his ear. "Wren needs a dancing partner. I'll take care of Talia. I take Talia and Uragel in my arms and we all three twirl around the room. "Ah this is nice. Beautiful ladies on my arms, dancing the night away. Not a care in the world."

We dance near the wine and without skipping a beat I grab three glasses and hand one to Uragel, one to Talia and I drink down the other one. Yes, life is grand. I think to myself.
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Drogo on 25 February 2002, 21:44:00

"Good idea Capher, thanx for the tip" I head over to dappy elf who is struggling up. I lend her a hand, and with a quick pull, she is up. "I know you don't know how to dance, but let me show you. It is naught but a simple thing. Come, trust me"
I urge her into my arms, and put my hands around her waist. I begin to slowly move in a small circle. "Not too bad is it?"
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Theodorus Holzman on 26 February 2002, 06:36:00

Theodorus has suddenly disappeared, due to the fact his computer just blew-up. The positive side-effect of that is that he doesn't have to watch everything going on here and that he isn't crushed by Dala's and Faugar's dance of destruction.
"Destiny, chance, fate, fortune-they're all just ways of claiming your successes without claiming your failures."

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 26 February 2002, 17:30:00

Never thought that I could dance this well, but I'm afraid that it is Caphers merit , not mine!

Talia smiles as braod as possible, some would say her mouth stretches to her ears, but that is a lie. She wishes this dance with Capher and Uragel would never end, she only pitties Koldar who is just too small and has to take potluck with a fried mouse

Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Wren on 26 February 2002, 18:17:00

yeah its fine if I have someone to follow.....

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 26 February 2002, 18:40:00

Perhaps the life of a Brownie is not that bad as I wanted to dig the knife into the delicious meat but pause and look at Greybark "I wonder how Talia's dune mouse would taste? Well, perhaps later or what do you think, Grey?"
With this words I slice a big piece of meat out of the mouse corpse and start munching away.
"Ah, great! Fantastic! Great praise to the cook!"

After some bites I wonder "Grey, we need some wine to drown this meat."

Koldar wanders off to the next wine glass standing around. Climbing it he slips on the edge of the glass and lands completely in a fine Elven wine. After nearly drowning himself in in the sweet fluid he crawls out of it again. Stumbling back to Greybark and the fried mouse completely wet, red and drunken he
"Ey, Grey. It is coool this being Brownie thing..." He stumbles around yelling(singing?) in his happy intoxication. His nose, ears and cheeks have turned to a healthy red and he waves the hand with the meat wildly around...

"Oh Elven Wine!
Oh Elven Wine!
you're fine!

Never did I taste better wine!
Oh Elven Wine! <hicks>
You're fine!<hicks>
<hicks>...

*bawled* ELLLLLLVEN WINE! *burp* SOrry!"

the following hickup doesn't disturb him much though adds a very own atmosphere to the song.

Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster ;)--

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Wren on 26 February 2002, 19:10:00

*worries about Koldar, then remebers the horrors of Sunday night's outing of the goblin song and shuts up*

Title: Re: Minor magics...
Post by: Uragel on 27 February 2002, 01:41:00

Having danced up a storm, and a thirst... Uragel excuses herself and grabs a wine which she was reminded of rather painfully by Koldar.

Looking around while sipping (yes *sipping* for once) her wine Uragel spots an old man sitting alone, staying vewwy vewwy quiet... Strutting up to the old bearded man she grabs a hold of his beard and pulls it placing her glass on the table.

"Come now Ralhag, don't be shy... Besides if you don't.... I'll just pull you around the dance floor" She smiles sweetly and swings the grumpy human around the dance floor trying to make him smile
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
And then do what the women did.Character Description
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
World of Klintorth
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: About dune mice
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 27 February 2002, 02:06:00

Fortunately (for Koldar) Talia didn't hear his comment about dune mice, otherwise she would have looked for a big bowl of cold water....just to cool him and help him with his alcohol over hang.
But seing the two small people it comes to her mind that maybe a dune mouse would be an excellent riding animal?

Uragel excuses her to have another drink and then goes to an "old man" and grabs him on his beard and pulls - didn't ralhag pretent to be Art??
URAGEL!! What if your sight was blurred by alcohol and fast dancing and it is /was/ would have been really ART??

"Lets sit down for a while Capher and have another glas while watching the others!"

Als Gott den Mann schuf übte sie nur.

Title: Re: About dune mice
Post by: Capher on 27 February 2002, 11:29:00

Talia asks to sit this one out and have a drink. "Gladly Talia," I say a little winded. "It has been a while since I have danced. I am not the youngster I used to be. But I sure did have fun. A toast Talia, "As a woman is like a fine wine and ages gracefully, so shall our years of friendship be." I clink our glasses, intertwine our arms and sip the wine with a wide smile on my face.
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: About dune mice
Post by: Dala Valannia on 27 February 2002, 22:07:00

Pooped from the dancing, Dala collapsed on top of Faugar who had collapsed first and was now presently lying flat on his back, panting like an old man. Perched on his stomach, squashing him mercilessly despite his faint cries of protest, Dala surveyed the damage done by their whirlwind dance.

Amok reigned supreme. Tables were broken, chairs were hewed in half, furniture sundry was beyond repair and people and animals were utterly traumatized.

"Well, at least we didn't kill anyone." Dala remarked in a philosophical manner. "Right, Faugar?" Still sitting on his stomach, Dala poked her dancing partner with one finger for a response.

No reply from Faugar who was still too winded to make any coherent sentence at this point.

Then Dala spotted a skulking, shadowy figure slinking around in the room and her eyes widened as she realised who it was.

"It's ART!!" she yells, jumping to her feet and speeding over to his side. Grabbing one of his arms, she used her super Matrix endowed strength to bodily heave him up and carry him to the center of the room.

"Hey girls, look what I found! So who wants him? This devilishly handsome specimen of Austrian manhood who is not only intelligent, modest and nifty with electronics as well, useful to have around! Absolutely value for your money, I promise! A perfect gentleman you'll never find elsewhere!"

After saying so, Dala flings a bewildered Art into the mass of shrieking females.

Title: Re: About dune mice
Post by: Faugar on 28 February 2002, 03:45:00

exhausted breathing heavily and feeling nearly dead, Faugar sighs.. "oh, well, it could have been worse" he says looking at Artimidor..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Capher on 28 February 2002, 11:17:00

@ Dala Dala better watch out, I think Bard Judith has her claws, oops I mean hands in him. OOps again I mean "on"

"Faugar tell me man how was it to have Dala sit on you?"
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Faugar on 28 February 2002, 11:19:00

sshhh! Capher, don't spread no rumors!

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Drogo on 28 February 2002, 19:42:00

Harbourmaster! What is this! Neither do I like harbours, nor when I command them to do things do they listen. Master my butt! It's a disgrace really. I can hear the tugboat yelling at me to pull the cruise liner into port .Geesh! Gotta go, duty calls.
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Uragel on 28 February 2002, 20:06:00

Feeling rather orquid with a harp in her hands Uragel plucks at the strings and tries to think of some witty poem to catch peoples attention.

"Oh there once was a man named Art-amos.
He has a long beard, and it's grey <shakes her head>
He leads the team of all-of-us
We sit around and fool around and some how the work gets done...." No no, that just wont do... Oh this barding thing is harder than I first thought.... I think I need some lessons....... <sighs>

"Gimmie some *<hic>* more of that ale and we'll see what *<hic>* I can do."
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
- Character Description - World of Klintorth -
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Faugar on 01 March 2002, 04:14:00

hehe. the more you drink the more interesting the rhymes get.. up to a point that is

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Capher on 01 March 2002, 10:06:00

Faugar that is what I am supposed to do. Spread rumors. That way the attention is off of me and onto someone else.

You still have not told me what it felt like to have Dala sit on your lap?
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Greybark on 01 March 2002, 13:34:00

uh-oh....the rating of this thread is gradually moving up the scale.....

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Faugar on 01 March 2002, 14:02:00

Capher.. that's my tactics! If you must know - she's surprisingly heavy for a girl with wings

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Capher on 01 March 2002, 14:31:00

Faugar don't you know you never tell a woman she is heavy?

*Runs away from Faugar because he knows demon ducks are coming his way.*
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Faugar on 01 March 2002, 16:56:00

ehm.. Capher, don't abandon me like this! I was just kidding! AAARghh... Erwin, no! I fed you cheese, remember?!

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Uragel on 01 March 2002, 17:34:00

There once was an elf named Uragel
Who drank like a fish in the sea
It amazed her friends how,
She never fell down
Instead she ran around with glee!

There once was a shape shifter named Capher
He wrote stories for people to read
Chapter after chapter
We all read on
Until he finishes his deed. - I tried

There once was a Bard named Judith
Who’s skills and looks made her a dish!
If dead she’d turn in her grave
And although I try
I think that she might still save this

There once was a barbarian named Drogo
Who apprently was a natural with Mango’s
King of the north
Master of the south
And a dal’ when it comes to the Tango! – WOOT!

There once was an artist named Farugar
A natural when it came to Art <giggles at her play on words>
For once he did say
Something quite smart
But alas we must depart …. Erm..

<falls on the floor laughing> I'm soooooooo in need of a life! I tried... guess we can't all be a natural with the bardy thing.....
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
- Character Description - World of Klintorth -
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Drogo on 01 March 2002, 18:38:00

lol, very interesting. Throws some silver pieces her way
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Whoopsie...
Post by: Xarl on 01 March 2002, 21:16:00

Xarl took advantage of the Bard's momentary euphoric daze at the sight of poetic work to reinstate his fake beard, hopefully before anyone non-omniscient caught on.
"Ahem... Ah, yes, you're talking about Xarl, correct? Not all that bad, especially for someone so young. And I confess I find his Diegos rather amusing. He's given you plenty of work, no? Some of it is even a bit thought-provoking. Especially that first one... fit in quite well with the Avesthoria's [Xarl cringed inwardly, hoping he was pronouncing it correctly] ideas. Of course, nothing compared to your work. *patronly grin* And especially compared to that... speech Ms. Uragel is spewing forth. If I may step in a bit?"
Xarl/Arti gazed over at Uragel, and he spoke the words to his spell as quickly, softly and as unobtrusively as possible. Uragel continued to speak, but the inebriated wood-elf made no sound.
"Another gem courtesy of Xarl, it's a field of silence thing. It stops sound in a certain area... quite ingenious, in my opinion."

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Dala Valannia on 01 March 2002, 21:18:00

I was NOT sitting on Faugar's lap!! I was sitting on his stomach and squashing him like the Rock! *and tries to squash all those pesky rumors while she's at it*

And I'm NOT heavy!! ....er, not by much.... it's the wings, darn it

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Uragel on 01 March 2002, 21:35:00

<grins at Xarl/Art> My friend, Elves have power of the mind to talk, I need no voice to express myself. Uragel continue her poem and then walks over to Xarl/Art and looked in to his eyes.
Something strange,
and untrue
if trying to decieve
may your lips turn blue

Uragel chants starting to get the hang of the bard and new found magical powers. "Ah-HA!" She says pointing at Xarl "Your a fake Artty!!" Looks at him waiting for an excuse...
Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
- Character Description - World of Klintorth -
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Arts disguise revealed.
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 01 March 2002, 23:46:00

Anaea suddenly realizes she has been sitting all alone on the couch for a long time. Apparently Winlok couldn’t take it. Obviously he hadn’t known she had been insulted by his previous actions.
She mentally shrugged as she stood to her feet and set the now half empty bottle on a near-by stand. She warily eyed the nonsense that was happening about the room. Deciding it was time to leave, she slipped by a few slightly drunken members of the development team and quietly made her way to the exit.
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: New currency!
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 02 March 2002, 03:55:00

Talia sits with Capher enjoying her wine and watching the tohuwabohu , but when Drogo throws some couins at Uragel for her little rhyme (looks like he didn't like it much, or was she wrong?) she gets up after a while to have a look at them for she has taken interest in currency lately.

"Drogo, you coins are worthless, don't you know that there is a new currency now? You should at least have given a few silverbards to Uragel! "

Searching in her pocket she finally has a handfull of new shiney coins in her hand:
"Look at them, there I have a silverbard, the little one is a copperbard this a goldbard and this" - she holds a quite big,fine minted shiney goldcoin up - " this is a gleam. But I like these 'bards' best. And guess whos head is on the back of this coin? you know her all!"
*reaches some coins around*

Seeing Aenea heading for the exit Talia calls:
"Aenea, have a look at the new coins! Won't take long! "

***Astropic of the day***

Title: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Bard Judith on 02 March 2002, 09:20:00

Judith is feeling a bit dizzy. Although she's only had one glass - her strict limit - the high-level magick in the air and the sheer number of pheremones floating about is making her quite woozy. She thinks she hears her name being called, but when she glances over at Talia and Aenea, they seem to have their heads together over a pile of money - probably settling their bar bill, she assumes...

So it is with blurred jade-green eyes she gazes at the half-debearded gentleman with whom she has been twirling about the room, and the red-headed beauty who is glaring at him....

"Not Art? Uragel, whatever do you mean? " She looks back at the sheepish grin on her partner's face. "Art, why are your lips that funny colour? Are you choking on something?" With a look of concern she steps in closer. "I know CPR..."

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Capher on 02 March 2002, 10:14:00

I listen to Uragel's poems, not bad I think to myself. Then I notice Anaea start to leave and Talia goes over to her to ask her to look at the new minted coins that have just come out with the Bard's portrait on the back. I go over to Anaea also, and with the band still playing. I say. "Anaea I have not had the pleasure of a dance. After you take a look at those coins would you mind having a dance with me.?"

I offer her my arm.
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 02 March 2002, 11:10:00

“Hmm...” Anaea mused as she examined the coins. She held one up to a nearby lamp and inspected it under the harsh light. “Where are these minted?” she asked Thalia, “It would an interesting industry to mint coins." She lightly brushed the portrait of the bard with her thumb as she continued, "Are they safe guarded in anyway? What’s to stop a wealthy, yet unscrupulous, lord to mint these coins?”
As Thalia mulled over her answer, Anaea smiled at Capher and said, “Yes, I’d like to. Just- maybe after we’re finished here?”
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Drogo on 02 March 2002, 12:18:00

Ah my Lady Talia, I'm afraid they haven't reached the North yet. Truly lovely Uragel no offence meant. *I bow in her direction, and then turn back to Talia* Is there not a place that I might change some coins out, as I seem to spend more and more time here.
Drogo Lord of the North and Places Supervisor May Helvet bring courage to your blade, and Teimor grant death to your enemies

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 02 March 2002, 13:26:00

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i went from being a theives guildmaster to a peasant?!??!?!
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Faugar on 02 March 2002, 15:00:00

yeah, but NEAR a big town

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Winlok on 02 March 2002, 15:43:00

yeah, but NEAR a big town

What I want to know is that a consolation prize or a booby prize.

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Uragel on 02 March 2002, 22:33:00

<presses preview and does a level check> Thaehaven Bard!!! Thaehaven Bard!!!!!!!!!! When will this rhyming nightmare end...

<walks up to Judith>
Oh great one!
Help me!!!
I'm a bard
and I'm starving,
my poems are bad!
I just don't know how they're done!

<starts crying>

Uragel!
Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
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- Character Description - World of Klintorth -
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Faugar on 03 March 2002, 05:59:00

you probably don't remember MY rhymes, do you? I guess it was a too traumatic experience for your brain, so it's all supressed by now

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Bard Judith on 03 March 2002, 08:17:00

"It's..it's been a really long evening," the bard says uncertainly. Her lower lip trembles. She really had been enjoying her dance with ...Artimidor?

Now all at once she was being asked for literary criticism, on top of a full glass of potent liqueur and several magickally-induced scene changes....even that nap earlier hadn't helped. And parts of her memory seemed - unclear - somehow. She looks anxiously back and forth from Faugar to Uragel, hoping she won't get asked any details that just aren't in her storage compartments!

Oh well, there's always the easy way out, she thinks to herself, as much as she despises the appearance of weakness. Besides, she really DOES have a headache...

Judith lets herself sway slightly, rather enjoying Art/Xarl's concerned look, and leans heavily on his arm. "Artimidor, dear," she huskily says, "my head hurts somewhat, and I really think bed would be a good idea."

Catching Faugar's shocked look and Uragel's wink, she hastily adds, "Sleep, I mean. Sleep...me..me sleep.. alone..um....bed..." Her attempted clarification only intensifies her partner's frown, but he welcomes the distraction, as his lips are now the bright blue of a mermaid's, and the beard has slipped somewhat sideways.

"Er, yess, yes, certainly," Xarl mumbles through mouthfuls of hair, "let me get you to your room. My pleasure, certainly..." and bites his tongue as he sees Uragel's widening grin, and Talia and Anaea chortling behind her.

"Bed!" the now nearly-incoherent bard demands, swaying sideways again. Perhaps if she leaves things will settle down and the rest of the group can enjoy a nice peaceful dance before also retiring...

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Greybark on 03 March 2002, 12:49:00

I'm a Brownie Scout!!!!!
<------see?

******Greybark capers around the room*****

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Winlok on 03 March 2002, 13:02:00

I'm Dorky Vintner, or what ever his name is. I'll be glad to see him it go, but then I'll just have something else to complain about.

Title: Re: Azure Lipstick....
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 03 March 2002, 13:15:00

*Koldar gets back on his feet suddenly recognizing that he had grown....slightly*

*touching his newly grown beard*

MORE ALE! I'M A DWARF! HAHAR! BRING ME ALE!

Aye that's more like it he muses as he stems a whole barrel of fine dwarven beer to drink.

After having a good amount of this sweet juice he draws his axe and starts a wild dwarven dance using the axe to outbalance himself.

*much furniture is shattered during the process*
Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster ;)--

Title: Getting a bit out-of-control, aren't we?
Post by: Xarl on 03 March 2002, 16:40:00

"Of course, my dear Bard. Dream of good-looking magi!" Xarl took just a tiny bit of his Archmagical skills and added an upstairs bunch of rooms to the tavern. One more time, he spoke words of teleportation, and was gratified to see the Bard disappear into one of the nicer rooms. Along with his sudden transfer outside... He ripped off his beard, restored his lips to normal color, and walked into the tavern. He broadcast a psychic message to all the sensitives in the tavern's main floor.
Who's the man?
And, as a bit of revenge, Xarl tossed one of his spectral Diegos at Uragel, effectively turning her mindspeech to gibberish.

Title: Re: Getting a bit out-of-control, aren't we?
Post by: Faugar on 03 March 2002, 17:17:00

I'll TRADE you some ale.. for that fine axe you have there, Koldar

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Getting a bit out-of-control, aren't we?
Post by: Faugar on 03 March 2002, 17:18:00

now what - I thought I was a trader... oh well - a promotion to a merchant is fine..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Getting a bit out-of-control, aren't we?
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 03 March 2002, 18:12:00

Artimidor stumbles into the thread in the middle of the night, looking around, obviously confused about all those funny guys he seems to remember from somewhere, but not sure where to put them. Under his arm he has a movie roll with the letters "HOF" written on it, which he places carefully on the table. Then he sits down, orders a drink, wonders if he can order a drink in a thread, then stares at the next person sitting around.

"Faugar!", he suddenly exclaims. "Good old Faugar! - Are you perhaps related to this famous Faugar which is starring in this movie coming up soon?"

He looks at him dubiously as Faugar nods with a broad smile on his face.

"Yes, you say? By the Almighty Avá! Are you indeed? Geeeez... Maybe you can introduce me to him at the premiere night! Anyway, you need to remind me about the tickets if I forget, cause I'm forgetful sometimes, you know... Quite forgetful, you know. Not remembering things, that's it. Simply forgetting everything, yup! Right away, and it's gone all in an instant..."

He pauses, then thinks hard. Faugar realizes that his hair is unkempt, spreading in all directions, even more grey than usual. "Now where was I?" he continues. "Seem to have forgotten something... Ah... What was that, what was that..."

Finally he gives up.

"Anyway. - You need to remind me to buy some tickets to view the whole show! For this movie, you know! Isn't it in the Tharian Hall? Next Sunday, isn't it? Wasn't this mentioned by someone in another thread?"

Then he points at the roll lying next to him.

"Working all day on this damned thing, so it can happen that I forget things, Faugar! Like buying those tickets... And I wouldn't want to miss that..."

Artimidor gets his drink and sips on it. The he nudges Faugar.

"Hey, wasn't there something about someone who will drop something onto the floor to be without this something afterwards? This very evening? Isn't that something? When exactly does this take place?" He rolls his eyes. "I've heard something somewhere sometime somehow someplace about this... Know what I mean?" *nudge* *nudge* "Know what I mean?" [Used with friendly permission from Monty Python's Flying Circus (c) 1969, "Nudge, Nudge" sketch]

"Or was it something else?" Artimidor looks disappointed for a second. "There was something. I sure remember! I wouldn't have left the film studio if it wouldn't be for something really important..." *Ponders...*

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Edited by: Artimidor Federkiel at: 3/3/02 12:14:11 am

Title: Help, Art needs a lot of fresh air!
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 04 March 2002, 06:24:00

Talia looks surprised at Artimidor, she hasn?t seen him like this till now. Quickly she puts her coins back into her pocket and goes over to him.
?Anything wrong with you, Art?? He doesn?t answer her and so she puts her hand on his forehead to check if he has fever, but it is not the case and so she looks concerned about this strange behaviour at Dala, Faugar, Winlock , Bard Judith and the others she thinks know him longer and better and asks:
?Does this happen more often? That seems quite serious to me! Dala, haven?t you asured yourself that he had his brocoli regularly? Maybe some fresh air would be the best ? Come on, we threaten him to do no further posts until he has proved to us that he was a whole day outside in the fresh air? What do you think???
***Astropic of the day***

Title: Re: Help, Art needs a lot of fresh air!
Post by: Uragel on 04 March 2002, 06:34:00

"kdjs skfdd skhap owu[qo nx, lsdsaoiv. Corhaksf iwsjb XARL!"

Uragel sobbs.....
Uragel!
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Title: Re: Help, Art needs a lot of fresh air!
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 04 March 2002, 07:01:00

"Oh, why, what?" Arti mumbles. "I'm pretty fine, no prob, young lady... Thanx for asking!"

He tries to grab his glass, instead takes the candle standing on the table next to him and tries to sip from it, but in fact burns his teeth.

"Ouch!", he wails. "Why do they always make the hot chocolate that hot?" He shakes his head.

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Title: Re: Help, Art needs a lot of fresh air!
Post by: Capher on 04 March 2002, 09:49:00

I hear some strange mumbling coming out of Uragels mouth and see Xarl smirking. I gather my energies and let them loose in Xarl's direction. Soon Xarl is turned into a dune mouse. "Grey I say. Your dinner is served."

I then turn my energies to Uragel. Uragel, you are now restored. Would you care for a slow dance?
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Help, Art needs a lot of fresh air!
Post by: Greybark on 04 March 2002, 10:39:00

Greybark smacks his lips, ready for his second course, plunges his knife into a nearby chair leg to clean it, pulls it out, and begins to stalk Xarl-turned-dune mouse

Brownie Expert

Title: Re: Help, Art needs a lot of fresh air!
Post by: Dala Valannia on 04 March 2002, 10:56:00

"I tell him time and time again to eat his broccoli regularly but he never listens to me! He just feeds the broccoli to my ducks! Why do you think they're THIS colour now?" Dala huffs, rolling her eyes with exasperation as she holds up one of her fiendishly horned and fanged ducks for exhibition. Indeed, the demonic ball of fluff was a most peculiar shade of bile green and it quacked a trifle sadly at its condition.

"Look what you did to my ducks!" she glares sternly at Art but does not anticipate a reply for Art is ever wont of doing that, answering selective posties and turning into a lampshade.

Title: Re: Help, Art needs a lot of fresh air!
Post by: Uragel on 04 March 2002, 18:06:00

"Testin-AAAAHHHHH" Uragel jumps around like a mad woman and then hugs Capher. "I'd love to share a slow dance with you!" She says holding up her hand for a moment to pause the "moment" Uragel looks around. "Your wares, where have they - ah!" She says as she spots them. Gliding over to the table with Caphers wonderful dresses she finds one.

Orange in colour complementing Uragel's skin tone, low neck line, tight around the bust and then flowing from the bust line down. The flowing elven material flowing around her ankles. Gracefully Uragel walks up to Capher and bends her knees a little, then offers him her arm.. "It's an honour Sir Capher!"
Uragel!
*Character Description * World of Klintorth*
~~ Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.~~
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!
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Title: This is getting a bit insane, isn't it.
Post by: Xarl on 04 March 2002, 23:18:00

"Damn, that's a LOT of magic. Draconic, ri-"
Wait a minute... I didn't mean to say "squeekity squeek squeek." And everyone's so big now...
"Damn you, dragonman! Damn, damn... AHHH!"
Seeing the hungry Brownie aproaching, Xarl decided that the thread was getting too bizzare even for him. Dala was out of her area of omniscience, and so didn't quite have a handle on the gratuitous sorcery going on. Xarl, so far from his beloved Magic Forum, had lost much of his powers. However, he still had one trick up his sleeve. Literally, as a matter of fact. Quietly thanking whoever had invented the Alternate Dimension Transport System for RPers, Xarl whisked out a scroll. In the eternally speakable language of magic, he spoke two words.
Levior Neyvu!
A swift gust of wind shoved Xarl the mouse into the Portal to the Magic Forum and closed it behind him, not incidentally canceling all the temporary spells in the area. Back in his sorcerous home, he relaxed, and meditated on how he was going to have to redesign his demnesnes for his new shape.

Title: Re: This is getting a bit insane, isn't it.
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 05 March 2002, 04:04:00

Talia is now really concerned about Art, takes the candle out of his hand and gives him a glas of orange juice, mixed with some of the Shendar powder which worked so well with Capher at the Oasis (not too much though):
"Art, is the movie done by now? You have worked too much, that's obviously!" she looks at the roll on the table "HOF"??
Suddenly she sees Greybark sharpening his knife to go for a dune mouse, but this mouse vanishes and Talia reasures herself that hers is still in its bag close to her body.
Then her attention is back with Art. Maybe, she thinks, a bucket of cold water over his head would help more, but she is not sure if that shock would be too much for an old man like him. A bit helpless she stares at him not knowing what else to do with him.
***Astropic of the day***

Title: Re: This is getting a bit insane, isn't it.
Post by: Capher on 05 March 2002, 11:16:00

Uragel goes over and chooses a nice dress puts it on over her other clothes and graciously accepts my invitation to dance. I say "Miss it sure is a pleasure to dance with you, but if your neckline was any lower I would have to arrest you and take you some more private." I wink at her and wrap my arms around her and begin dancing. As the band played I sang, *slow dancing, swaying to the music, slow dancing, just me and my gal, slow dancin, swaying to the music. No one else in the whole wide world.*
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: This is getting a bit insane, isn't it.
Post by: Uragel on 05 March 2002, 20:53:00

<giggles at the Thalambathian Bailiff, and the newly appointed R'unorian Pit Worm Tender and not a bard <gleeful smile> dancing on the dance floor together>

"Is that a threat......... Or a promise?" Uragel winks and then is gracefully whirled around the dance floor.

Paying attention to only Capher, she hopes that Ava' doesn't pick this moment to wake up........

Uragel!
*Character Description * World of Klintorth*
~~ Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.~~
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!
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Edited by: Uragel at: 3/5/02 3:02:59 am

Title: Re: This is getting a bit insane, isn't it.
Post by: Dala Valannia on 06 March 2002, 04:26:00

Dala decides to ignore everyone and concentrate on her Austen paper which is going nowhere. She is sure she is going to get bad marks for this paper as the more she reads, the more out of point she sounds. The words keeps growing bigger and bigger and bigger before her stunned eyes until they jumped out and strangles her gleefully with malicious intent. There was only one thing she could do now and she did it.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

She screamed with frustration.
Edited by: Artimidor Federkiel at: 3/5/02 12:30:48 pm

Title: Thread closing!
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 06 March 2002, 06:07:00

Talia looks at the screaming Dala and slowly a thought is forming in her head. It won‘t come easily to the surface, because it is an inconvenient one. But looking at all the insane people around her who could be at home doing USEFUL things for Santharia she finally thinks over age and if with age is coming responsibility? Capher is nearly as old as her, or as a dragon far older, but he enjoys himself with a happy Uragel and doesn't take notice of the chaos around him either. These two seem the only ones left who act relatively normal and Talia regrets to have to end their fun as well - or maybe I find a solution to let it go on for ever....

With a look at Art she reasures herself if he still has his juice in his hands and not again the candle, then she takes her long wonderful sword up (yes, had layed it down to dance!), looks at it doubtfully but decides then that it has to be done.

Talia dislikes magic, but she has a sword which is a magic item, though Talia infact doesn‘t know how much its powers reach and underestimates it (and therefore you can‘t find it in her char description yet). This sword has the ability - if held in front of its owner - to protect the persons holding it or staying close to him. It then reflects, or deflects or weakens the magic spells cast upon its owner. In some cases , if the magic is not used very wise it just desolves it, if that is the right expression for it. Talia gives a short thought to if she should go to the magic forum or entries first to look which kind of magic it is, but decides against it.

Going around all the people, if dancing or sitting, she draws a circle around them with the tip of her sword till it is closed.

ALL MAGIC VANISHES

Now she tries to look very imporant , authoritative and earnest (though she knows it didn‘t work with her pupils) and says to all:

„ This thread is closed now! All please go to your forums, at your keyboards or wherever you work. I want to see an finished entry of any kind at the end of the week from everybody here! Winlock, quality control! All links have to be set in there correctly, no work should be left for Art to do!
The next thread of this kind will be opened after the movie premiere! To ensure that all will come to sanity again I will link now this thread to its beginning, so you can dance for all times......“

And Talia goes to close the thread.....

***Astropic of the day***

Title: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Ta`lia of the Seven Jewels on 06 March 2002, 06:13:00

Bard Judith
Level 26: Dwarven Miner
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(2/6/02 3:08:03 pm)
Reply
Level Ecstasy.....
YeeeeeeeeHAAAAAH!

I'm a Dwarven Miner, I'm a Dwarven Miner!

(Happy bard jogs off down the tunnel, waving her pickaxe and chanting the dwarven work song...)

NO! Not "Hi-Ho!" The one Xarl wrote that goes "Smash and clang and tap and blow! THAT dwarven work song!

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(2/6/02 3:12:01 pm)
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Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Yeah, but don't dare to stop posting now, Judith... *hehe*

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Tarquet Galbar
Level 28: Thaehaven Bard
Posts: 465
(2/6/02 3:40:14 pm)
Reply Re: Level Ecstasy.....
This is highly unfair! Everyone gets to reach their favorite level, but the one I'm shooting for is like level 98 or something... Baaaah.

Wren
Level 29: R'unorian Pit Worm Tender
Posts: 486
(2/6/02 4:39:36 pm)
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Re: Level Ecstasy.....
i have no idea what I am so I'll just post rubbish to find out

hrjkhtkhjehnfjkam cd njkrfhakh aikrfhnawl

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Wren
Level 29: R'unorian Pit Worm Tender
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(2/6/02 4:40:21 pm)
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Re: Level Ecstasy.....
great.... can't wait to leave this one

Wren
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Oh And Santharia's People mod.

Faugar
Level 30: Milkengradian Harbourmaster
Posts: 540
(2/6/02 4:58:46 pm)
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Re: Level Ecstasy.....
I know - I tended those worms a while ago myself.. it's nothing more then poking them with a stick, so they don't crawl out of the ditches they feed and breed in... why are you looking at me like this?

Winlok
Level 21: Nyermersys Citizen
Posts: 281
(2/6/02 7:24:53 pm)
Reply Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Wren, sometimes levels can really be the pits eh?

Drogo
Level 25: R'unorian Brewer
Posts: 378
(2/6/02 8:04:34 pm)
Reply Oh no
Let me guess, no pun intended right

Xarl
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(2/6/02 11:58:55 pm)
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Re: Oh no
Now now, no bitterness. Now, care to sample some Ximaxian ales? If you don't want them, try Drogo... but he's still recovering from sticking his head in the Magic fourm.

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Edited by: Xarl at: 2/7/02 12:01:32 am

Winlok
Level 21: Nyermersys Citizen
Posts: 284
(2/7/02 12:06:18 am)
Reply Re: Oh no
A pun?

Why what ever could you mean? <wink>

Anaea the Marked
Level 9: Sarvonian Assassin
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(2/7/02 12:55:06 am)
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Re: Oh no
replying to simply see what mine is...

[in edit]
well- i guess it could be worse- at least i'm not "recently stranded" or "alley beggar" anymore- i felt like i would never leave those levels...

"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."
Edited by: Anaea the Marked at: 2/7/02 12:56:18 am

Tarquet Galbar
Level 28: Thaehaven Bard
Posts: 470
(2/7/02 1:01:59 am)
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Re: Oh no
Hey, look at that! Not only am I a higher level than Xarl, but I'm higher than the Bard too! Muahahaha!! The sheer power of it all... Yesssss... Who's the big Bard now? Me! A Thaehaven Bard at that!

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Wren
Level 29: R'unorian Pit Worm Tender
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(2/7/02 1:20:51 am)
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Re: Oh no
How is being a pit worm tender better than being a Bard????

Wren
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Tarquet Galbar
Level 28: Thaehaven Bard
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(2/7/02 1:24:45 am)
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Re: Oh no
I would expect it pays better. As a bard you pretty much live from job to job on what money you get, but, as long as there are pitworms, the tender will have a steady job and a steady paycheck.

And like Faugar said, you just gotta poke em with a stick every now and then.

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Faugar
Level 31: Librarians Guildmaster
Posts: 543
(2/7/02 3:20:21 pm)
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Re: Oh no
yeah, the higher you go in the foodchain, the less you have to do. Take me - I have an office job now.. and the sea air is a refief
And when you get to Santharian Sage level, people pay you just for saying anything, especially if it's something odd..

Koldar Mondrakken
Level 43: Gnomish Wolfrider
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(2/7/02 3:22:03 pm)
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Re: Oh no
So what am I?

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Tarquet Galbar
Level 28: Thaehaven Bard
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(2/7/02 10:30:43 pm)
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Re: Oh no
Gnomish army, I suppose. But you don't have to walk, you get to ride a wolf. It's divided up into several classes, working, military, etc, I think.

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Koldar Mondrakken
Level 43: Gnomish Wolfrider
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(2/7/02 10:42:27 pm)
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Re: Oh no
I HAVE MADE ONE THOUSAND POSTS TO BECOME A WOLFRIDER!?!?!?!?

Dammit! Once I commanded whole armies, now I'm only a wolfrider!

Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster --

Faugar
Level 31: Librarians Guildmaster
Posts: 549
(2/7/02 11:59:23 pm)
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Re: Oh no
ehm.. yeah.. look at it this way - how many wolfs are there? NOt many, and how many "ridables" ones? Even less, that's right.. so it's.. a privilage to be one of the few wolfriders

Drogo
Level 25: R'unorian Brewer
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(2/8/02 12:39:18 am)
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Re: Oh no
Hmmm R'uonorian Brewer, not too shabby. That's it everyone. Drinks are on me. lol

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(2/8/02 2:09:57 am)
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Re: Oh no
No, on ME!

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To continue click on number 2

Edited by: Talia Sturmwind at: 3/5/02 5:49:40 pm

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 06 March 2002, 06:34:00

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Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Dala Valannia on 07 March 2002, 20:12:00

Dala feels this abrupt end is rather...abrupt! So she decides to tie up a few loose ends since she has a little time on her hands now.

She ushers everyone out and energetically pushes a few persistent malingerers through the door.

When this was done, she took a broomstick out of the cupboard and starts sweeping the floor. Later, when all the dust bunnies were gathered and sent free, she tidied the room which had been the scene of much chaos and indiscriminate dancing until it was spick and span once more.

Surveying that all was well and in place, she stepped out and shut the heavy door close behind her. Taking a large key made out of marble, she put it inside the keyhole, turned and locked the door.

Dala then flung the key up into the air where it rose, higher and higher, until it couldn't be seen and it never came down. And if it came down eventually, no one knew where.

"Well, that's that. I further declare this thread officially closed!" She announced.

"Good night, everyone!"

Dala curtseyed and walked out the thread and of the story, leaving the quiet peacefulness of silence and absolute nothingness behind her.

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Viresse on 08 March 2002, 00:43:00

*slips in through the window, and stands on the Table*

Har har!

*slips back out through the window, chuckling*
... if you spend your Life contemplating Life, then ultimately You waste your Life...
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 15 March 2002, 18:29:00

*Jumps in using Viresse's window* You can't kick me out! I serve the Erin! The Erin shall punish you!! Punish youuu!!!!!!!!
Tarquet Galbar,
BeastMaster Of Santharia
Creator of Weavers
Chronicler of the Rahaz-Dath Mercenaries

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Viresse on 16 March 2002, 00:53:00

*pokes her head in the window* See! SEE! These mages are INSANE! We must confine them! * throws Tarq a straight jacket and begins running in fear that she will get zapped in the bum with something magical and painful*
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Uragel on 16 March 2002, 02:32:00

IT'S ALIVE!!!!
..............

A-L-I-V-E

<evil grin>

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~ Little Miss Moderating Mistress & All Round "Little Helper"~~
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Xarl on 16 March 2002, 21:06:00

A squeaky voice emerged from the ceiling.
"No, it's NOT alive, it's a Diego-generating field. If you do not leave the deserted environs within one minute, you will be turned into one of my midgetmen or, worse, be assimilated by the Annoying. To repeat: You have 55 seconds to leave.
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Turelie on 17 March 2002, 18:50:00

*laughs at the squeaky little mouse... then runs for cover hoping she doesn't shrink.. or worse!*
~*Turelie*~
By whom?Dorothy Parker, when told she was outspoken

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Faugar on 18 March 2002, 03:29:00

I can't believe it.. it the ... 300 th POST in this thread!!! longest one ever, huh?

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: StarfireJeM on 18 March 2002, 13:34:00

yah but... remember.. we're not supposed to be here.. shhh or Xarl the Mighty Magic Mouse might get us *snickers*
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Title: Muaha
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 19 March 2002, 09:49:00

*throws a magical Xarl-in-mouse-form-tracking-hammer at Xarl and laughs evilly* The Erin shall destroy you tiny mouse man! The Erin commands it and it shall be done! *continues laughing evilly*

Title: Re: Muaha
Post by: John Lenix on 19 March 2002, 11:57:00

<John walks in the room...>
"..."
<...and raises one eye brow.>
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Muaha
Post by: Viresse on 19 March 2002, 17:39:00

*shivers* Oi, somoebody make an interesting topic for Tarq so he can post on it and get over this whole Erin thing! It's... scaring me....

better yet... *slinks after Tarq all assassin-like with a neat lookin' sword* I'll get 'im meself...
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~
Edited by: Viresse at: 3/18/02 11:40:54 pm

Title: Re: Muaha
Post by: Uragel on 19 March 2002, 17:56:00

Pretty sword ohh [/i]Shiney to!
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~ Little Miss Moderating Mistress & All Round "Little Helper"~~
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Title: Re: Muaha
Post by: John Lenix on 19 March 2002, 18:08:00

*John sneaks up behind Uragel, and slips his hand into her pocket. He digs about for a while, then pulls outs a small bag of money. Then sneaks into shadows of the background*
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Muaha
Post by: Viresse on 19 March 2002, 18:49:00

erk, John, I do't think librarians make alot of money. Esepcially one like Urie. *giggles, steals a puppy and slinks off all smuggler-like*
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~contact~character~
Edited by: Viresse at: 3/19/02 12:56:37 am

Title: Re: Muaha
Post by: Uragel on 19 March 2002, 19:12:00

<blushes> err John.. me' boy... You've not read my character description or um.. <licks teeth under lips making a silly face> know what the Kaierian Warrior elves wear hey..

ok.. well lets just say that they dont have pockets.. and umm "Hello to you to!"

oh and Vir - Esepcially one like Urie. *giggles, steals a puppy and slinks off all smuggler-like* meaning <blank look>
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Title: Re: Muaha
Post by: Viresse on 19 March 2002, 19:22:00

you'd be a very loud librarian, or a very violent one. Cause... heh... uhm... uh... *looks around* uh... Oh look! I'm at the Member pics! *skitters off*
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Muaha
Post by: Uragel on 19 March 2002, 19:28:00

<evil grin> look at my title now!

No idea who Erin is - she was my best friend in primary school until Sarah stole her off me coz' she had like better Barbies and waaaaaaay to much detail! <grin>

Tarq made a fuss over it - <beams a grin> I'M UP ALMOST CATCHING UP WITH TARQ!!!

Loud - check

Violent - well.. elves call it "warrior" <wink>
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~ Little Miss Moderating Mistress & All Round "Little Helper"~~
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Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Dala Valannia on 19 March 2002, 23:49:00

Dala peeks in the door and realises that everyone's back!

"Oh lordie....here we go again..." she mutters.

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Viresse on 20 March 2002, 02:12:00

*laughs insanely* You cannot keep the Schmickies out!
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~contact~character~

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Uragel on 20 March 2002, 02:18:00

<eyes glow with a shmicky look> THE SHMICK HAS A WILL OF IT'S OWN! <glow dissapears leaving Uragel standing with a shmick'ed look on her face>
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~ Little Miss Moderating Mistress & All Round "Little Helper"~~
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Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Viresse on 20 March 2002, 02:21:00

*sneaks in, steals the SCHMICKY look and runs out*
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Aylix Goth on 20 March 2002, 05:28:00

For the love of shmick... This thread is STILL going on.

How did the boat cruise go?
Looks at level ready to post again and again and again and again...
Aylix Goth

My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or Ailyxis, or Aylicks, or Aylecks, or Ailicks, or Ayilyks,
or Aeiliycks or for all the Canucks: Eh-lix! or any other variation!!

Mans mind is so formed that it is more susceptible to falsehood than it is to truth.

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Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 20 March 2002, 15:01:00

(PEEPS HIS NOSE IN, AND LIEKS WHAT HE SEES)

Im fluent in SCHMICKISH....

This party is SCHMICKIN'...

Who SCHMICKED the punch??

I'm SCHMICKED up, man....

At yer service,
Ralhag

No one knows if they've bitten off more than they can chew, until, of course, they choke!
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Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 20 March 2002, 15:12:00

checking level...
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 20 March 2002, 15:14:00

barbarian tribesman eh?

well i guess it's better then being a peasant near what-ever-that-city-was-called
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 20 March 2002, 15:33:00

My barbarian phase was a fun one.

Pillaging, looting, all that good stuff.

Now what am I??
At yer service,
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Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 20 March 2002, 15:39:00

A citizen??

Do I at least get a vote??

What a rip off....
At yer service,
Ralhag

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Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 20 March 2002, 15:43:00

A citizen??

Do I at least get a vote??

What a rip off....
At yer service,
Ralhag

No one knows if they've bitten off more than they can chew, until, of course, they choke!
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Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Uragel on 20 March 2002, 16:13:00

What's this! You double post once, and now you think that you're like Shmicky enough to get away with doing it twice! Shmecked man!

(Shmeck - the opposite of Shmick)

<looks at title and grins> OH THE POWER NOOOOOOOOOO IDEA WHAT IT IS! read up on it and everything...

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Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Viresse on 20 March 2002, 17:54:00

uh... Gee... kinda confuzzled and everything...

At the Plains of Blood RPG, I'm a Voldarian street thug serving the ruling Lord, and here I'm a refugee?

*clutches her head* My brain... aching... personality... splitting... erk! ... Schmeckiness.... invading!
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Uragel on 20 March 2002, 18:15:00

<slaps Vir' with a shmicked out wet sock> Pull your self together laddyette!!! My the Shmeckness leave and the Shrek Shmick shine sun says straight strough sou! s'oh s'no shmy "S" s'key sish s'having s'ah sh'field slay! SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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~ Little Miss Moderating Mistress & All Round "Little Helper"~~
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Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Viresse on 20 March 2002, 20:03:00

*eeps loudly and snaps out of it*

Right. I have work to do!

*storms the walls of Voldar*
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Xarl on 20 March 2002, 23:20:00

The squeaky voice spoke again.
"The ceiling can't take much more of that hammer, Tarq. I'm talking through the remnants of my Portal, and no blessed artifacts can even enter my sanctum. Mind changing that? And I warned you about the Diego field... I'm going to need to start it."
A strange tint entered the air, and it began pressing in on the gathered characters... but lo! The Shmick, and a bizzare psychotic force began pressing back against the Diegification Fields around Uragel, Tarq, and Viresse. Lenix was already doubling over, turning grey, and shrinking.
"So, the Shmick and whatever in Ava's name the Erin is are resisting... the Ghlargl will need to be called in. Now, who's got some phlegm?" The mousey voice sounded sarcastically amused.
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Infinity....Eternity...
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 20 March 2002, 23:26:00

checks her title in vain- damn..
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 20 March 2002, 23:44:00

Since everyone who's posting in this thread is probably using it as a handy vehicle to upp their levels....then so shall I Up and up and awaaaaaay.....!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 21 March 2002, 04:33:00

ACK, I didnt even realize I double posted...

This board must be schmicking wiht my mind....

Uragel, don't use that bad word, Schmeck, on me... thats hurtful....

I'm schmickin' tough....

At yer service,
Ralhag

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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 21 March 2002, 09:33:00

*grabs Xarl by the tail, takes him outside, puts him on the ship just recently acquired in... Pardan I guess, and makes the crew take him far, far away* Muahaha!
Tarquet Galbar,
BeastMaster Of Santharia
Creator of Weavers
Chronicler of the Rahaz-Dath Mercenaries

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: John Lenix on 21 March 2002, 12:35:00

*waves to Xarl*
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Capher on 21 March 2002, 15:53:00

Hey! I thought this thread was closed. Guess not.
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.Wisdom is given to those whom it knows.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Shareed on 21 March 2002, 16:04:00

oooo goody, i get another chance to join in
Knowledge is the gateway to the past.
Wisdom the gateway to the future.
For without wisdom, how will you know when to use your knowledge?

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 21 March 2002, 16:44:00

you know, it gets closed and opened and closed and opened again, I think everyone just likes it here!
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 21 March 2002, 17:07:00

Tarq, the Erin is making you hallucinate. I'm not even in this forum, I'm in the Magic Forum, and talking through the roof. Now, as I need to increase my powers...
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 21 March 2002, 17:15:00

TRIPLE POST!
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 21 March 2002, 17:16:00

QUADRUPLE POST! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHcoughhackretch
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 21 March 2002, 17:21:00

*spanks Xarl*

Bad bad bad! we do not like spammers!
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Shareed on 21 March 2002, 18:02:00

Gosh Viresse, you've gone through 3 levels in like 2 days. That's gotta be a record....!!
Knowledge is the gateway to the past.
Wisdom the gateway to the future.
For without wisdom, how will you know when to use your knowledge?

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 21 March 2002, 18:10:00

da! must rid myself of title..

"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 21 March 2002, 18:11:00

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

[shameless attempt to lose title.. ]
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 21 March 2002, 23:37:00

This may be my fourth. I'm a smelly shepherd now. Eew.

I don't like sheep. They are dumber than goats, and have stinky breath and those scary blank eyes, and purple-ish tongues that stick out when they go BAAAA...

I wanna be a goathereder. Okay!? I'm a goatherder now. Neener!

* Slowly she walks away, gathering her little goats before her with her sheperd's crook, singing softly to them*
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 22 March 2002, 00:47:00

go up! NOW!!

da! how is it that i don't talk enough??
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 22 March 2002, 02:36:00

Beats me, you seem to talk a hell of a lot...

Seriously though, you certainly are loquatious...
At yer service,
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 22 March 2002, 02:47:00

Dala wonders if this is getting slightly out of control.......

Yes but no spamming allowed! All spammers caught will be punished with horrible and deadly tickling while being rolled in hot tar and then feathered and then made to parade down Voldar's main street, nekkid, with rotten veggies thrown and finally locked into a cage and flung into the deepest part of the widest sea.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 22 March 2002, 03:38:00

Oh my gosh! I just realized that all I have to look forward to is being a halfling Ponyrider!!

*eeps*
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~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 22 March 2002, 08:50:00

*Poof disappears to Xarl's side and throws him an Erg* The bad bards are always from Thaehaven...
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 22 March 2002, 17:31:00

Yes, but isn't Parda the birthplace of the lousy boat? And why is yours up the river without a paddle?
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....
Edited by: Xarl at: 3/21/02 11:32:49 pm

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 22 March 2002, 18:10:00

Ran in to mine??

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Shareed on 22 March 2002, 19:38:00

Does anyone want me to kill this thread
Those who will not follow are doomed to lead

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 22 March 2002, 19:51:00

Kasumarii, sic 'im.
*whirr-whirr-whirr*
*thok-thok-shthok*
*thump*
That done...
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 22 March 2002, 20:28:00

We tried murdering this thread before, Shareed, but it just keeps popping back up, like Jason in those putrid Friday the 13th sequels Or was it Halloween....? I forget, it's all the same, Freddy, Jason, Michael....they just WON'T DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Like THIS THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!!!!

Edited by: Dala Valannia at: 3/22/02 2:29:29 am

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 23 March 2002, 01:36:00

* yaays Dala for passing 1000*
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~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 23 March 2002, 04:11:00

Thank you, thank you It feels nice to be in the League of the 1000th and over posties too, heh. *yaaaaays along with Viresse*

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 23 March 2002, 04:25:00

yeah, this is the "never ending thread"...
so, you're 1000+ club member now, huh?

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Shareed on 23 March 2002, 10:33:00

Shareed's black cloths and pointy daggers fade away, replaced by a leather jacket and pants. His face is covered in stubble and he has a mischievious look about his eye..... " I've got a ship in the dock with tons of storage space for all kinds of cargo, including stuff that you don't want seen......
Those who will not follow are doomed to lead

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Shareed on 23 March 2002, 10:34:00

AHHH, double post!!!!!
Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
Edited by: Shareed at: 3/22/02 4:35:13 pm

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 23 March 2002, 13:03:00

*giggles* I be a Barbarian! Arr!

*dons a bear-fur loincloth and tube-top and begins threatening patrons with an ax* Arr! Gimme some food or I'll lob off yer head!
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 23 March 2002, 21:33:00

*runs off to sing by himself*
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 24 March 2002, 12:09:00

: picks up her house and moves elsewhere... :
"Popai n'o sonko ligta luc for'is a ment'ik, popai o sonko lighta lac o mart."
Sor'inyt saying - "Ask not why the sun sets, but why it rises."

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 26 March 2002, 22:05:00

* begins dancing* Number two hundred, number two hundred! I skipped by the halfling level without incident! YAAY ME!
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: John Lenix on 03 April 2002, 10:41:00

My title is going to change
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: John Lenix on 03 April 2002, 10:42:00

!!! It didnt change!
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: John Lenix on 03 April 2002, 10:45:00

*calms himself down* Please change...
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 03 April 2002, 20:00:00

dah! SPAMMER! I caught you! deh!
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~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 03 April 2002, 22:41:00

You cannot stop us, milkmaid.
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 03 April 2002, 22:45:00

Indeed, you cannot.
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 03 April 2002, 22:46:00

See? SEE!
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 03 April 2002, 22:49:00

500th POST! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And five hundred-plus posts!
And a sig that will eventually crush you all!
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 03 April 2002, 23:09:00

* growls at Xarl, grabs a cow teet, and sprays milk in his face. Then she grabs a plank of wood, screams ' Dominae es Requiem!" and thwacks him in the head.*
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~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Bahran the big on 04 April 2002, 02:06:00

Maybe I can get a better level....

~~I be~~
~~Bahran's~~
~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also a Mod on the char descrips board
BAHRAN!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Bahran the big on 04 April 2002, 02:09:00

Not yet

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~~Bahran's~~
~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also a Mod on the char descrips board
BAHRAN!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Bahran the big on 04 April 2002, 02:10:00

AT least soon?????

~~I be~~
~~Bahran's~~
~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also a Mod on the char descrips board
BAHRAN!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Bahran the big on 04 April 2002, 02:12:00

1 more?!?!?!

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~~Bahran's~~
~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also a Mod on the char descrips board
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Bahran the big on 04 April 2002, 02:13:00

Gotta be now!

~~I be~~
~~Bahran's~~
~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also a Mod on the char descrips board
BAHRAN!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 04 April 2002, 02:16:00

*spanks Bahran viciously* SPAMMER!
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~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Bahran the big on 04 April 2002, 02:17:00

Wasn't me! It was my alter ego! His name's also Bahran, and he's likes to spam! <looks around nervously and shuffles feet>

~~I be~~
~~Bahran's~~
~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also a Mod on the char descrips board
BAHRAN!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 04 April 2002, 05:07:00

I don't wanna be spanked for spamming either but I do wanna know......WHY AM I STILL A GNOMISH WOLFRIDER?!?! I wanna be something else!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 04 April 2002, 05:09:00

Anything else!!!! But noooooooooooooooo, I'm stuck with Gnomish Wolfrider for like CENTURIES now!!!!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 04 April 2002, 05:11:00

Oh, heh, okay, Voldarian Tracker now.....not good enough though!! I posted over 1000 posties only to be a mere TRACKER??? I wanna be a Barbarian Princess or Countess or SOME royal personage!!!!!! And I will continue WHINING and POSTING until I AM!!! Plus gonna insert these really ANNOYING shouting words TOO!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 04 April 2002, 05:15:00

gee, you obviously have too much time on your hands... maybe you'd consider writing some new masterpiece?

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 04 April 2002, 12:09:00

yes, One with many chapters that allows you to post many times... * wink wink*
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~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 04 April 2002, 20:25:00

I can't.......writer's block currently, no inspiration and too many assignments

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Capher on 04 April 2002, 20:37:00

go Dala, Go Dala.

Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.The difference between genius and insanity is a very fine line.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 05 April 2002, 05:06:00

Capher, my one-man cheering team

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 05 April 2002, 08:23:00

<shakes head> people... people.... Wize Uragel once say: <points to her title and number of posts> "Council" "Acolyte" all smart and wise! Didnt' get this high, this fast with out knowing a trick or two! I digress... if you spam - spread it out over many threads. Then by the time you come back to the top, someone will have posted, and you can start again

Dah'har people!!

<hands on hips>

amatures!
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: John Lenix on 05 April 2002, 09:52:00

All these spammers.... tut tut.. should be ashamed of yourselves. You should never post unless you have something interesting to say, that goes a long with the conversation in hand.
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: John Lenix on 05 April 2002, 09:55:00

Me being a very interesting person, and this conversation being about spamming... looks like I have a spamming pass
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: John Lenix on 05 April 2002, 09:56:00

Woohooo! I am a thug now!
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 05 April 2002, 17:00:00

err.. John-Boy.... you were a Thug to start off with.... maybe err.. the Thuglyness has gone to your head....???
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 06 April 2002, 03:17:00

Thuglyness. Tah.

As for the ' Widespread spamming'... I am guilty of this. The entire tine I was on Spring Break, I would scroll down, post,post, post.... BIIG entry post... other people come, and post.... post, post, post.... repeat until bum becomes numb.
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~contact~character~

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: John Lenix on 07 April 2002, 19:52:00

<stuck up, snotty voice> I am no thug now
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 08 April 2002, 11:08:00

No, you're just a seagoing thug. Meanwhile, I... forget what I am. Excuse the following post...
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 08 April 2002, 11:10:00

Hah! *steals snotty voice* None of your kind in MY harbor! Out, all of you, Mr. Lenix!
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: John Lenix on 08 April 2002, 12:03:00

But.. but... Vir... Urie... <thinks> Hmm... <looks at his feet> Ah ha! We're not on a harbor! We're on a boat! <throws Xarl overboard>
Knowledge is not given, it is earned...
If God is with us, who could stand against us?
Lenix

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Xarl on 08 April 2002, 15:49:00

*levitates up from the waves*
You non-magi never catch on, do you. Now, as I can't have you around here, I'm afraid that I have to freeze you in. So... *tosses a fragment or two of glass into the water* Már Terquan Mod
That pillar of ice reaches down to the harbor floor... it should melt in a day or two. Bye!
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower of Ximax (c.a. 5 B.S), Master of the Magic Forum, Guide to RPing Sorcery, and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead spraypainted ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 09 April 2002, 01:12:00

oo, uber magic slickness.

Leshee... I bedeh... Elsrethian Fisherwife?

Uh... I don't even know where Elsreth is?! peh... * hitches a ride on a Dolphune*
Viresse Sheelala
~contact~character~
Edited by: Viresse at: 4/8/02 8:13:18 am

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 09 April 2002, 12:09:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
i thought this thread was finnally dead!

but seeing as how i'm posting here to say that- i might as well check my title...

"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 09 April 2002, 12:26:00

oh boy.. you should be ashamed of yourself! How can you post any more in this thread...

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 09 April 2002, 22:45:00

:looks piontedly at him: and what do you think you're doing? hmmm?
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 10 April 2002, 06:27:00

Wha.. What do you mean, pointing at me like that!? I was.. isn't it obvious? I .. I was of course only pointing out.. d'oh! ..OK! I'm guilty! *runs away in shame*..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Edited by: Faugar at: 4/9/02 1:28:37 pm

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 10 April 2002, 10:31:00

"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Gandoria on 22 April 2002, 02:02:00

Why didnt i start posting on this forum earlier? Help me.. im lost..
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Viresse on 22 April 2002, 22:19:00

just keep posting. Your opinions, your ideas... we're always looking for new folks...

Let's see what I am now, huh?

A DWARF!? EEW!
Viresse Sheelala
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Edited by: Viresse at: 4/22/02 5:20:02 am

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 23 April 2002, 03:11:00

Did we close this thread?? Oh help, the Thread that Would Not DIE..........

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Wren on 23 April 2002, 16:12:00

*joins in to up her post count a little*

I am single handedly populating the ICR channel I guess we all have messengers for that kinda thing though.

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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 23 April 2002, 18:56:00

I'll add in a post here too because I'm sick of being of a Voldarian Tracker!!! All I do all day is track, track, track and more tracking! It's enough to drive any insane person sane!!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Capher on 23 April 2002, 19:34:00

Hey Wren I was in the irc room, but you were not. We just have missed each other again but just... this much.
Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.The difference between genius and insanity is a very fine line.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Capher on 23 April 2002, 19:36:00

Hey! I am a barbarian. I have turned into Drogo. <looks around for all of the girls admiring his muscles and good looks>

Capher, Tribes and Races Supervisor Moderator.The difference between genius and insanity is a very fine line.

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 24 April 2002, 00:23:00

Is it my imagination but at about 240 posts, Anaea is a grand sounding Highelven Wanderer and Wren at 777 posties is a prestigious Astran Publican while Caper at 990 posties is a buff Barbarian Warrior and I at about 1050 odd posties is a mere Voldarian Tracker, while nothing wrong with this decent profession I'm sure, but I'll rather be a Highelven Wanderer than a boring dirt-poor Tracker, waaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 24 April 2002, 02:36:00

it's just our way to punish the spammers .....

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Shareed on 24 April 2002, 06:32:00

~Shareed Makes a quick appearance before fading away once again, hoping he had moved fast enough not to get caught......... and punished~
I couldn't cut it as a begger, nor a craftsmen. So I became a mixture of the two. A mercenary....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 25 April 2002, 01:18:00

So I've been upgraded to a Brownie Scout now....oh yeah, just peachy I mean, no offence to the Brownies! But once one has been a Cleric of the Silver Cross, an Astran Publican or even a Elsrethian Fisherwife... But then, ANYTHING is better than a poverty-stricken Tracker!! Except for Voldarian Refugee mebbe

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Shareed on 25 April 2002, 13:35:00

Well, I never!

I don't have take this! ~quickly grabs his meager luggage~ I'm moving on!

I couldn't cut it as a begger, nor a craftsmen. So I became a mixture of the two. A mercenary....

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Capher on 25 April 2002, 15:10:00

Say Dala just think of all the wonderful animals you can ride as a brownie, just don't get eaten by one.
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Capher on 25 April 2002, 15:11:00

Oh, no I lost my muscles, now I am a gnome wolf rider.

What is a gnome anyway?
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 25 April 2002, 19:00:00

I always thought of gnomes as those garden variety types...! But really I'm sure gnomes are much meaner, less jolly looking, and nastier in real life. Or at least in real Santharian life Although we don't have gnomes currently in Santharia, do we?

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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Capher on 26 April 2002, 18:04:00

Dala are you telling me I am a nasty mean person?
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 27 April 2002, 00:15:00

No, you're only nasty and mean when you're a gnome but because you're a gnomish WOLFRIDER, Capher, that detracts you from that variety! You're the brave noble sort of gnome!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Capher on 27 April 2002, 11:19:00

Flattery will get you anywhere Dala. Especially with me. Please contine ~whines~ needs flattery.
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Gandoria on 28 April 2002, 02:44:00

OOoh oooh whats my level?
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Gandoria on 28 April 2002, 02:45:00

YAY i wanna be an orc marauder forever!
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Gandoria on 28 April 2002, 10:57:00

Not that Im gonna stop postin though...
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Title: Level Ecstasy
Post by: Avis on 28 April 2002, 12:36:00

What level am I?

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy
Post by: Xarl on 28 April 2002, 12:40:00

Get out, vagabond! We don't need your kind around here!
(said the overbearing evil librarian)
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And it's still growing....
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy
Post by: Gandoria on 28 April 2002, 14:10:00

Woooh...
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy
Post by: Viresse on 29 April 2002, 09:29:00

* thwaps Xarl* be nice you, or I'll... I'll ... uhm... is that a flying Pig? *whimpers in fear and skitters out*
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy
Post by: Gandoria on 29 April 2002, 12:05:00

Erm... im a BIg mean ogre ...

Yes my point is that...
Iw ill bash something... *drifts off into absent thought and stares at the ceiling.*
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Title: test
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 30 April 2002, 02:47:00

sig

Title: trying to log on
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 30 April 2002, 02:48:00

log

Title: Re: trying to log on
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 30 April 2002, 03:08:00

sig test

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Title: Die you, Die!
Post by: John Silvercryst on 30 April 2002, 09:02:00

Seeing that this thread won't DIE , I will do the following: Entering the thread with a running start, John pulls out the only that will make Dala's demon ducks run, the only thing that makes Xarl crawl into whatever hole he came from, the only thing that will make Art cower in sheer terror it is....... (connection broken)

Title: Re: Die you, Die!
Post by: Greybark on 30 April 2002, 09:43:00

I am beginning to be afraid of the length of this thread :)

***draws, sights, and fires on the refugee in one fluid motion***

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Edited by: Greybark at: 4/29/02 4:44:02 pm

Title: Re: Die you, Die!
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 30 April 2002, 12:42:00

Cool sig, Silfer!

And yeah, this thread will probably exist until the Forum explodes, cause it may fail miserably at a certain amount of tiny little numbers placed near the caption... At least the board runs on a Microsoft product... Are you sure there is no limit??

If the Forum suddenly goes *crash/boom/bang* - know that I've warned you!!

And the prophet disappears again, having brought the message of armageddon...

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Edited by: Artimidor Federkiel at: 4/29/02 7:51:34 pm

Title: Re: Die you, Die!
Post by: the Akorn on 30 April 2002, 12:46:00

Well, I'ts "only" 400 posts here...

Title: Re: Die you, Die!
Post by: Gandoria on 30 April 2002, 14:23:00

How is a halfling Mightier than an orc, an orc would get lots of plunder... um.... *throws an axe at the refugee* Umm, look, stop noticing my foolishness and randomly attack the refugee! A nice distraction from my foolishness hehe...
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Title: Re: Die you, Die!
Post by: Viresse on 30 April 2002, 16:09:00

we could put this in the Archives and start a fresh one, save our bums from impending doom....
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Title: Re: Die you, Die!
Post by: Greybark on 30 April 2002, 20:27:00

nah, lets get at least to 100 pages first :)

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Title: Re: Die you, Die!
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 01 May 2002, 03:02:00

I belive this is the trash drop topic, so i thnik i will drop this annoying thieves guildmaster title here.

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Title: Die, you Die!
Post by: John Silvercryst on 01 May 2002, 08:45:00

Dodges the attack by the brownie and takes a newspaper after him screaming "AHHHHHH! Die you stupid rat, DIE!"

Title: Re: Die, you Die!
Post by: Greybark on 01 May 2002, 22:40:00

****darts around the room in fits and starts, frantically trying to avoid the newspaper-weilding maniac****

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Title: Re: Die, you Die!
Post by: Viresse on 01 May 2002, 23:38:00

*grabs a rolled up newspaper and starts Thwacking John*

No! Bad! We do NOT hit the Groom!
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Title: Die, you Die!
Post by: John Silvercryst on 02 May 2002, 10:10:00

"Turns to Viresse, while still going after the Brownie Master"

Why not?!?! That's no fun at all! And will you please hit a little to the left?

Title: Re: Die, you Die!
Post by: Dala Valannia on 03 May 2002, 03:14:00

Eh, what is happening? Why are we whacking John?? Not that a good whacking wouldn't do him any good I'm sure or unless he WANTS us to whack him which brings in a lot of freudian-ish theories if that's the case but let's not go into that, yet

Title: Good wacking?
Post by: John Silvercryst on 03 May 2002, 11:43:00

no Freudian stuff, just tense muscles. :P

Title: Re: RAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Gandoria on 06 May 2002, 15:00:00

*Picks up a nearby and slams it through a table* See what i can do with a newspaper! want me to wack yopu with it, oh wait, this is an ingot, ill be back with a paper soon...
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Title: Re: RAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Raoneth on 28 May 2002, 11:30:00

, the halfling pickpocket broke the table with a newspaper...

Hey, gimme that newspaper, kid, breaking tables is my job.
Memeto viti.

Title: Re: RAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Viresse on 29 May 2002, 14:31:00

erk! This thread was almost DEAD! Necromancer mullog! erk!
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Title: Re: RAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Xarl on 29 May 2002, 18:58:00

Calm yourself, Viresse. Feel the Erin calming you... comforting you... despite the fact that the Erin doesnae exist...
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And it's still growing....
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Title: Re: RAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Dala Valannia on 29 May 2002, 19:20:00

I saw that Xarl had posted something here so I went in to see what he wrote and all I could see was the sig.....

Title: Re: RAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Viresse on 30 May 2002, 01:16:00

I'm an ERIN!? gwarg! How... odd. My levels are so HIGH now... * calms self and senses a higher purpose*
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Title: Re: RAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Dala Valannia on 30 May 2002, 20:36:00

Yes, Viresse, look how far you've reached now! Pardan Shipowner now when once you were a mere Halfling Pickpocket, busty Goblin Milkmaid, slimy Thieves Guildmaster, slimier R'unorian Pit Worm Tender etc etc various unsavoury characters to a respectable Shipowner, Ta-Da!!!

Title: Re: RAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Raoneth on 31 May 2002, 11:14:00

mm... yes, keep talking. I like Greybarks idea about "100 pages"...

Can't wait 'till I'm a shipowner... *breaks a few more tables, just for being a thug...*

Title: Re: RAAAAAAAAAAAA
Post by: Xarl on 31 May 2002, 11:55:00

Well, you can steal one now...
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And it's still growing....
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The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Raoneth on 05 June 2002, 11:02:00

*uses all his necromantic powers to keep the topic alive, before realizing he doesn't have any necromantic powers.*

*Leaves th' pc and playes some N64 instead...*

Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Viresse on 05 June 2002, 15:07:00

*eeps louldy* I'm at a higher level than the High Archmage Xarl!? HOW CAN THAT BE!?
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Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Uragel on 06 June 2002, 00:31:00

I believe it's called "spam" ?

<runs and hides> dont hit me please - you asked!
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Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Viresse on 06 June 2002, 01:20:00

*blinks* I'm not that bad, am I?
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Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Uragel on 06 June 2002, 05:55:00

<compares her own amount of posts with Vir's> <shakes head wildly> no no - not at all!

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Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Xarl on 06 June 2002, 10:32:00

I think there's an easy way to check that. Check how many of your posts are either 1 sentence or un-on-topic. I believe my percentage is about 15% pointless, not counting projects that went nowhere.
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And it's still growing....
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Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Halav on 06 June 2002, 11:04:00

And the percentage rises every time you say something in this topic ...

*steals Vir's boat*

Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Dala Valannia on 06 June 2002, 22:55:00

One-liner posts only 15%?? Ah, Xarl I think you severely underestimated yourself....
Edited by: Dala Valannia at: 6/6/02 5:55:57 am

Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 07 June 2002, 00:31:00

he doesnt have one-lined posts... his sig takes care of that....hehe

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Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Xarl on 07 June 2002, 13:00:00

Heh. Damn straight, Silfer!
And I have had a more noticeable percentage of short posts recently.
This one isn't one of them, this one isn't one of them, nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah.
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Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Uragel on 07 June 2002, 21:37:00

Is that % thingy a button / link that I'm looking over?? Where would one find this little thingy?? Or are you guys just taking a rough quess??
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Title: Re: Aigh, no... it's... slowing... down...
Post by: Dala Valannia on 08 June 2002, 02:34:00

To Uragel - Huh?? Sorry I don't quite understand your q!

Oh look, I've got a two line post!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 08 June 2002, 02:35:00

Ah but then I don't currently possess an overly long and slightly pompous sig

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 08 June 2002, 06:58:00

B O Y .. ppl.. cant you give this old thread a rest?

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 08 June 2002, 07:30:00

Why? we want that armaggedon arti promised... that forums crahs after a certain nr of tiny little numbers after the thread name. now we have 24- lets get 50 at least

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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 08 June 2002, 08:44:00

Ah, you heathens! *lifts fist menacingly* This thread will bring doom unto you when it explodes! Heavy clouds appear on the horizon, thunder rolls in the background, a strong wind beats the grasslands of the Narfost Plain... Doom I say! Doom! A lightning strikes an Adlemir Tree close by, a strong branch breaks loose and... Nooooooooo...!

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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 08 June 2002, 09:50:00

it's probably my deviation, but I imagined you saying this in Seymor Skinner (the Simpsons) voice, and it sounded so funny

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 09 June 2002, 20:11:00

The pathetic Dwarven Miner (perhaps Minor???) adds his two cents. Perhaps Armaggeddon comes at 26! I've got my popcorn and soda ready.
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Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Hello
Post by: Wren on 10 June 2002, 05:33:00

hey trouble....where on earth have you been?

*points to her total posts*

I'm planning something crazy when I reach 1000!

Title: Re: Hello
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 10 June 2002, 14:55:00

I have been elsewhere, probably.
Really crazy, or just kinda crazy. And is it allowed?
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Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Wren on 10 June 2002, 15:29:00

Well just kinda crazy....

But that's on the Wren scale of things......

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Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Dala Valannia on 10 June 2002, 22:21:00

Oh my god!!!! It's SmurfStormcrow!! You're not dead!!!

Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Faugar on 11 June 2002, 02:34:00

Hi, Elven bower does it mean you bow a lot? hehe..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Dala Valannia on 11 June 2002, 08:26:00

Ooooooooh *groan* Faugar, if that was a pun, then it was absolutely PUTRID!! Do I bow a lot....well, not as much as you pun!

Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Wren on 11 June 2002, 09:51:00

I do! I have a violin to play.....Mind I must get a new set of strings.

Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Faugar on 11 June 2002, 12:13:00

hey, I'm a barbarian, what kind of level of intelligence do you expect!?

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Uragel on 12 June 2002, 08:00:00

I've no idea what level I'm at - so I'm not sure what IQ level to play this one at.. so I think I'll just step back slowly in to my little hidey box <points> and then keep "shush'ed" for a post or two..
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Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Aylix Goth on 12 June 2002, 08:26:00

holy moly this still goes on!!!!

Ooo what level am I?
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Title: Re: Hello
Post by: Wren on 12 June 2002, 08:29:00

I hit 1000 posts.

But better I got a fantastic degree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Ralhag Silverskin on 12 June 2002, 17:14:00

Hi, its me, just curious as to my title, its been a Brownies ages since I've posted squat, what with RL and all...

Hi gang...

At yer service,
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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 12 June 2002, 17:56:00

<waves all "professional" like>
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Title: Hee hee.
Post by: Xarl on 12 June 2002, 19:07:00

*singing* I'm better than Ral-hag, I'm better than Ral-hag... though the Erin is the most annoying boss I ever saw...

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Dala Valannia on 12 June 2002, 23:29:00

Ah but Faugar you won't be a Barbarian Warrior forever

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Uragel on 13 June 2002, 00:08:00

<resists the sudden urge to stand up on a podium and jabber on about really importany yet totally useless information>

Hail to the people!

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Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: c115 agent ed on 13 June 2002, 02:38:00

This is odd...
*the sky is full of Abyss Dragons?*
This can not bode well... for... anything...

"Change your mind, or I'll change it for you."
------Ted The WarKing

"You are who you eat."
------Some unknown Predator

"The only thing that flows faster than water is fear."
------Deatharius

"The bodies of its victims are the only tracks it leaves."
------BlackRogue

"The dead makes good soldiers. They can't disobey orders, they never surrender, and they don't stop fightning when a random body part falls off."
------Necromancer's Handbook 23:1

"Do not judge a lizard by its size."
------Lord Damon

"But high he shoots through air and light, Above all low delay, Where nothing earthly bounds his flight, Nor shadows dims his way."
------Wind Drake

"The wise pay as much attention to what they can throw away as to what they keep."
------The Archer of Lectus

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Dala Valannia on 13 June 2002, 04:00:00

Now the above post is REALLY redundant!

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: the Akorn on 13 June 2002, 04:10:00

c115 agent ed, I got the feeling that you are playing a game called magic the gathering...?

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Uragel on 13 June 2002, 08:01:00

ooOOOOOooOOooo *THATS* why Art edited his sig before! <grins>
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Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Ted Thilander on 13 June 2002, 10:09:00

Since I didnt use EZBoard for long I forgot how long my signature really were

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Raoneth on 17 June 2002, 11:01:00

*pokes the big, ancient part of the board*

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Winlok on 17 June 2002, 15:24:00

hey, I'm a barbarian, what kind of level of intelligence do you expect!?

Now that's the spirit Faulgar!

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Faugar on 17 June 2002, 15:45:00

Har har!

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Raoneth on 18 June 2002, 10:49:00

*puts on dark robe with the hood up.*
*starts trying to asassinate people*

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 18 June 2002, 10:57:00

And i am....

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 18 June 2002, 10:58:00

A shepherd.... how fun...grrrrr

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Winlok on 18 June 2002, 11:52:00

The assassination attemps won't work very well Raoneth, god knows I've tried.

oh darn! was that out loud again?

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Viresse on 18 June 2002, 23:51:00

*out of curiousity, she pops in to check her title*

Aca-Santerra Merchant? I don't even know what that IS!

* gets all aca-santerra-y by faking an accent and wearing their clothes; then tries to sell people useless stuff like left-handed quills*

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Edited by: Viresse at: 6/18/02 6:53:02 am

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Wren on 19 June 2002, 00:43:00

oh why will this thread not die?

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Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Faugar on 19 June 2002, 02:12:00

this thread is like hatred, or something similiar that will always exist...

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Aylix Goth on 19 June 2002, 04:02:00

*yawn*
*pokes head in thread*
500 an odd POSTS!!
*chex what is*
*leaves*
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My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or Ailyxis, or Aylicks, or Aylecks, or Ailicks, or Ayilyks,
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Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Aylix Goth on 19 June 2002, 04:05:00

now I'm a peasant, is it just me or are these getting worse?!
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Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Raoneth on 19 June 2002, 10:22:00

*kicks the little peasant*

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Dala Valannia on 19 June 2002, 19:17:00

Wait until you get to Goblin Milkmaid, Aylix

This thread will not die EVER for the mundane reason that it's a convenient dumping place for members who wanna post a quickie to help upp their levels, hehe....*slightly insane giggles*

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Xarl on 19 June 2002, 19:30:00

Hey, I LIKE my boat!
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And it's still growing....
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The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Uragel on 19 June 2002, 21:35:00

<has a mental image of Art selecting the thread and locking it> <has another mental image of some sneaky little peasant starting up another thread> <more mental images of Dala' pulling her hair out in frustration> <Wren going drinking congratutory drinks> <Faquar standing up in front of a Santharian style class room teaching digital media to the elfy Ura and Wren> <Mental images of Koldar and Qui sitting at the window snickering and taking notes at the same time> <Flashes of Silfer, Xarl and Tarq throwing magical powers at each other and eventually magicing them selves out> <Night mares of Xarl's sig getting so big that the angry faces on Aylix's start up a fight between the two sigs> <Streaming images of Art plooding away under mountians of feet and inches to ped measurements on the 1200 + pages on the web site> <Colourful cartoon pictures of Viresse creating, reading and looking at the elven, human, orcish tribes and creating new cute batman *biffo* style words> <Hears the Bard's voice talking in large words in a dull flat tone, and yet a lovely over tone of songs> <Images of Talia being whirled around in sand from Strata>

*EP* <shakes head>

....Pretty bunny....
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Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 20 June 2002, 02:34:00

lol @ uragel

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Xarl on 20 June 2002, 07:11:00

<Images of Uragel having the above images>
I just seem to feel like maniacal laughter, so MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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And it's still growing....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 20 June 2002, 08:49:00

>Librarian mode<

I must say, it is good we have one thread to spam in, that emans less pressure on the other forums/threads

>Librarian mode/<> end

Its over, i am myslef again! Mu ha ha ha hark
Edited by: Silfer Darkflare at: 6/19/02 3:50:06 pm

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 20 June 2002, 08:52:00

Xarl, what caused the laughter? its infecting me too

MU HAHAHAHAHA
Edited by: Silfer Darkflare at: 6/19/02 3:53:33 pm

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 20 June 2002, 08:54:00

Post here once, and post here twice. tra la la let the number rise
Edited by: Silfer Darkflare at: 6/19/02 3:54:58 pm

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Raoneth on 20 June 2002, 12:26:00

pah!
Thats not a proper laugh.
Do like this: Brougharharhahahahaha!
from the belly, you try it now!

(I'm not posting here to up my level, I post here because I like writing nonsense. Important difference!)

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Uragel on 20 June 2002, 20:41:00

<mental images of a widdle biddy Brownie with a super hero from Austin Powers Movies evil laugh> <Pinky raises to mouth "DoCtoR EvIL StyLE"> WHEEEHAHAHAHAHA
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Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Xarl on 20 June 2002, 21:51:00

We need two more pages, people! Then the EZboard will finally be forced to admit defeat!
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And it's still growing....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Winlok on 20 June 2002, 22:57:00

Here's a post for part of the two pages.

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Dala Valannia on 21 June 2002, 02:26:00

Am I still a High Elven Bower??

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Dala Valannia on 21 June 2002, 02:27:00

Apparently so *sigh*

Title: Re: Hee hee.
Post by: Aylix Goth on 21 June 2002, 04:40:00

Yea everyone be careful of my sig, I'm starting to lose grip on its leash.
(Any bigger I'm gonna have to start paying rent on it!)

Ah the joys of needlessly spamming rubbish.
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Title: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Bard Judith on 21 June 2002, 07:32:00

I'm just posting to see what my level is.

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Bard Judith on 21 June 2002, 07:33:00

Really....

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Bard Judith on 21 June 2002, 07:35:00

Does anyone believe me?

(looks at her level and shudders) Don't tell me I've caught up with Faugar...

Well, I guess we can go sacrifice something together, eh? How about a nice tasty Havach-Ox? Lots of lumpy bits to offer, and always plenty of juicy steaks left over for the hard-working High Priests.....

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Dala Valannia on 21 June 2002, 09:29:00

I don't want to be a High Elven Bower anymore!!! Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! It's too restrictive!! All I do is, well, BOW!!!

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Faugar on 21 June 2002, 10:29:00

BJ - hard working..? but heck, yeah, let's slaughter something!
Dala - I told ya!

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Faugar on 21 June 2002, 10:30:00

what the..? !
I was a barbarian just a few seconds ago.. now I'm riding a wolf... and I'm gnomish...

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Raoneth on 21 June 2002, 10:51:00

Imagine how sick these levels would be in a average RPG...

GM: "all the other halflings at the guild are frowning at you"
PC: "What? I look at myself, what's wrong?"
GM: "You're no longer a halfling thief, but an orcish barbarian, seems you're at the wrong guild, mate."
PC: "butbut..."
GM: "You feel a stabbing pain in the back."
PC: "NUUuuuu!"

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Aylix Goth on 21 June 2002, 12:01:00

lols at Rao, what happened to the blinky picture?
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Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: the Akorn on 21 June 2002, 12:28:00

Just posting to see my level...

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 21 June 2002, 12:51:00

Aylix, do you follow in the footsteps of the great mage Xarl, with the sig size?

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 21 June 2002, 15:09:00

I finally got rid of the shepherd title... i am a barbarian something now

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 21 June 2002, 15:11:00

I am in the SPAM mood!!!! Yay

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Uragel on 21 June 2002, 20:27:00

Tribesman... Barbarian Tribesman
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Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Uragel on 21 June 2002, 20:28:00

<really aussie accent> Buggar me still a Thalambathian Bailiff...
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Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Uragel on 21 June 2002, 20:31:00

G'ah and again - what are the chances of that!

<really nasty-evil pose> <clangs cuffs in her hand> Who's next for the Uri' Den on Detention!
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Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Viresse on 21 June 2002, 21:49:00

wag?

That's all I have to say about that.

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Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Xarl on 21 June 2002, 22:22:00

Bacawk?
Ruff Ruff?
Keep watching the medicine cabinets?
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And it's still growing....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Uragel on 21 June 2002, 23:38:00

<ponders> Viresse is about to take over me in the levels..

Narf
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Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Xarl on 22 June 2002, 11:13:00

Poit, Egad, Troz. (Zort backwards, Urie dear.)
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And it's still growing....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Raoneth on 22 June 2002, 11:23:00

Hey, someone noticed that my picture blinks"
How nice.

And I'm a...

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Raoneth on 22 June 2002, 11:26:00

...Still a smugler. *compares amount of posts*
Maybe I should try doing smething constructive for a change.
Any suggestions?

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 22 June 2002, 11:28:00

Erm, if you wish to do something constructiv, then i suggest exiting this thread, cus here things that are done are far beyond constructive.

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Viresse on 22 June 2002, 14:22:00

This is constructive! It's building the numers of pages! We're trying to see how many it takes before we blow tha place up! ee hee heee! * accidentally shows her drowish side and runs out*

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Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Dala Valannia on 22 June 2002, 22:52:00

Art wouldn't like it very much if we blew this place up

Oh looky, I'm a Truban Armymaster! No more Bowing!!! Yaaaaaaaaaay!!!! I have an ENTIRE army at my disposal now!!!! *power-mad gleam*

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Faugar on 23 June 2002, 03:52:00

oh my... I fear for our safety now!

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 23 June 2002, 06:14:00

I think an armymaster is only responsible for equipment and supplies not for actually leading the army, at least I'd put it that way, esspecially when Dala is an armymaster!!!

*looks apologizing to Dala and gives here a long list of demands and shortages to sort out*
Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster ;)--

Title: Re: Spam? What spam?
Post by: Winlok on 23 June 2002, 11:26:00

Faugar, maybe it was that barbarian intellect comment.

Now your a Gnomish Wolfrider.

That's a good thiong isn't it?

Title: uh.....
Post by: Kareesh on 24 June 2002, 19:00:00

I am so confused on these levels. is it judged by how many posts you'ved made?

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Xarl on 24 June 2002, 20:54:00

Dah. The table is somewhere in the labyrinthine message boards... Try to find it at risk of your sanity.
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And it's still growing....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Uragel on 24 June 2002, 21:51:00

I think Xarl's sig just winked at me!
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Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Aylix Goth on 25 June 2002, 08:43:00

Fauger (I think it was you, or was it Silfer) I tink my sigs actaully longer than Xarls, it just that mine isnt tru text with teh annoyed faces as well.
And Raoneth it doesnt wink anymore
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Edited by: Aylix Goth at: 6/24/02 3:44:36 pm

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Aylix Goth on 25 June 2002, 08:45:00

And I'm still a s0dding peasant, i ought to post here more often
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or Aeiliycks or for all the Canucks: Eh-lix! or any other variation!!
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Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Raoneth on 25 June 2002, 10:47:00

munchkin!
Sure it blinks, you just have to look at it for about 30 seconds first...

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 25 June 2002, 21:55:00

I wonder what I am---
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 25 June 2002, 21:56:00

OIK... I am a beggar....
oh well... we all have to start somewhere
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 26 June 2002, 09:15:00

think an armymaster is only responsible for equipment and supplies not for actually leading the army, at least I'd put it that way, esspecially when Dala is an armymaster!!!

WHAT?? So basically I'm the....the....stationery mistress?!?! Gah!! But that's what I do at the library! I'm in charge of the library's stationery store as well, waaaaaaah!!!!!
Edited by: Dala Valannia at: 6/25/02 4:16:03 pm

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 26 June 2002, 15:23:00

Anyone got some money to give me

*looks at everyone with big puppy eyes*
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Faugar on 26 June 2002, 16:18:00

I dare you all, newcomers - post in this topic ONLY if you're read all the 567 messages.. I did. It was a fine topic, but seems to have become the "santharian toilet"...

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Viresse on 27 June 2002, 01:01:00

I don't have to read them all, do I? erk. Maybe on a dreadfully boring day when I have no homework or an inkling to draw. * shivers*

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Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Xarl on 27 June 2002, 10:14:00

Read every last piece of it, or I'll... what will I do?
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And it's still growing....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Xarl on 27 June 2002, 10:17:00

Ah. It seems you'll be thrown out of the city on a couple of trumped-up charges. I like suddenly being in a position of power! *big roll of thunder, lightning flashes*
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Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
And it's still growing....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 27 June 2002, 11:10:00

*Stares at the lightning flashes*

Ohhh... many lights.....purdy

Sorry I have had a horrible week....my brain sit working properly it seems....
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Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 28 June 2002, 01:40:00

Bard Judith started this thread!!!!! Therefore, we should do...something to her!!! Like send her a guppy??

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Faugar on 28 June 2002, 05:28:00

whats a guppy?

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: uh.....
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 28 June 2002, 08:08:00

faugar you rent online on icq i see, so i am wondering if you have that picture i asked for once in the void?

Title: ???
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 28 June 2002, 14:06:00

Read all of it??? Are you crazy??? I mean, anyone who reald all of them needs mental help unless they followed the thread from the beginning.

Does reading probably 22 of the pages count???
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: ???
Post by: Labes on 28 June 2002, 14:25:00

all uh....shmall? i read the first page...then the last page...and the 15th page so i got the grounds covered, begining middle and end!

mhuhahaha

look at my all powerful level!!! *looks at level*
...
nevermind!!! avert your eyes from my level!!!!!

Title: Re: ???
Post by: Faugar on 28 June 2002, 16:15:00

Silfer - no, sorry. I thought you said "no rush" ... *looking around if Koldar isn't there*.. ehm, this could be a while you know. I still need to finish 8 pictures as a part of the comissioned work I started. Maybe in 2 weeks time I could find the time and energy? I'm sorry to dissapoint you, but I AM quite buisy, and have a long todo list ..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: ???
Post by: Wren on 28 June 2002, 17:44:00

*hugs fauger*

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Title: Re: ???
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 29 June 2002, 00:54:00

No problem faugar- i did say no rush- just sned it to me when you do it.

Title: Re: ???
Post by: Faugar on 29 June 2002, 01:59:00

see ppl - you should use this thread like dear Wren here - wisely
thanks

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: ???
Post by: Uragel on 29 June 2002, 09:06:00

*hugs Faugar*

Wha?? Not what you wanted??
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with a dazzeling amount of charm. - That's ME!
- Me

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 29 June 2002, 09:12:00

*hugs Faugar too because everyone is doing it* A guppy is a really small fish with bright colours.

I just painted my nails bright electric blue. There, just wanted to let everyone know I'm typing now with bright electric blue nails

Title: weird
Post by: Wren on 29 June 2002, 09:26:00

I just this minute painted mine bright pink, but I don't think in suits me, so I may paint them purple....I'm supposed to be going out as the purple fairy tonight (heaven help the world) But I don't know if I can be bothered.

Title: Re: weird
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 29 June 2002, 10:37:00

Wren- a faery? no no no... Xena the warror princess sutis much better imho!

Title: Re: weird
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 29 June 2002, 11:25:00

No... she can't be Xena... because I am her...

Title: Re:Weird
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 29 June 2002, 11:29:00

Oh... and I forgot to coment on the nail pain.
My nails are all painted 1/2 pastel blue and 1/2 neon lilac. I keep them like that most of the time...I think I`ll paint them gray and green next time.

Title: Re: Re:Weird
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 29 June 2002, 12:13:00

*hugs Fau...* Err... no, better not...

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Title: Re: Re:Weird
Post by: Viresse on 29 June 2002, 13:27:00

sheely sheely guhls!

I do my a simple black and then an extra coat of GLITTER! EE! Black and Glittery, that's me....

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Title: Re: Re:Weird
Post by: Faugar on 29 June 2002, 14:17:00

feels all better now..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Re:Weird
Post by: Uragel on 01 July 2002, 08:49:00

I use black with white and purple pearl over the top.. It's quite nice - it turns out to be a REALLY deep purple with a light purple pearl over the top...

Art
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Complex and yet simple, kind and loving, a hint of humour
with a dazzeling amount of charm. - That's ME!
- Me

Title: Re: Re:Weird
Post by: Uragel on 09 July 2002, 19:39:00

OMG - I DID IT! - I KILLED IT!
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with a dazzeling amount of charm. - That's ME!
- Me

Title: Re: OMG - I DID IT! - I KILLED IT
Post by: Wren on 09 July 2002, 19:50:00

I wish.....

Title: lol
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 11 July 2002, 15:04:00

Uri- this thread can NOT die... its like the song that never ends... endlessly annoying, but fun none the less!

and just for the record- i think i've hugged Faugar enough times already and my nails are paint-less [unless you count the month old oil paint that is practically embedded in the cracks...]

Title: one more...
Post by: Ana on 11 July 2002, 15:07:00

and- just for the record again... i think Wren is a far cry from Xena- she's too nice!

[now you get to decide who i meant! muhhahahaha]

Title: Re: one more...
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 11 July 2002, 19:07:00

This is funny. And slightly frightening, but that's okay.

*pointedly does NOT hug Faugar*
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: one more...
Post by: Dala Valannia on 11 July 2002, 19:29:00

*giant mutated cockroaches rampages around this thread, spreading destruction and mayhem and leaving inky bugprints all around*

Title: Re: one more...
Post by: Xarl on 11 July 2002, 21:30:00

*tosses bottle of toner at Dala; misses and hits the carpet behind her*
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower, Master of the Magic Forum, Teacher of RP Sorcery and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
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Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
Eeeenteresting....
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Title: Re: one more...
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 11 July 2002, 22:44:00

Oh my god! What the hell is this! I'm fearful of what this may bring. Oh no! Whoever started this topic should be burned at the stake. Not for any real crime just for the fun of it all... maybe I shouldn't have said that.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: one more...
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 12 July 2002, 03:23:00

Esta cancion no dice nada...nada nada nada
Esta cancion no dice nada...nada nada nada
Esta cancion no dice nada...nada nada nada

Este era una cancion que no decia nada, y la letrta de la cancion es nada nada nada.

Esta cancion no dice nada...nada nada nada
Esta cancion no dice nada...nada nada nada
Esta cancion no dice nada...nada nada nada

Please forgive me... it is 5:30 am... I am on a sugar high and bored out of my wits.

*Tiny word of advise... never drink more than 1 gallon of Coke at a party, specially if all they serve there is birthday cake and chocolate candy.*

Title: Re: Sticks
Post by: Ted Thilander on 12 July 2002, 04:50:00

*quite tired after reading all the spam msgs*

Title: gaak!
Post by: Viresse on 12 July 2002, 07:53:00

*whines plaintively as she sulks around; unable to log in and having to go to school instead of making stuff...*

Title: eee!
Post by: Viresse on 12 July 2002, 07:54:00

*squeals as she's jut made the 31st page on complete accident...*

Title: Re: eee!
Post by: Ted Thilander on 12 July 2002, 07:56:00

*gulp* school? School? SCHOOL?!?!?!?!?! *gulp*
Do never say that word when I can hear it on a vaccation!
*Goes back to his magical drawing desk*
Edited by: Ted Thilander at: 7/11/02 4:35:02 pm

Title: Re: eee!
Post by: Ted Thilander on 12 July 2002, 09:33:00

wtf?!
Im a simple pickpocket!?!?
NOOOO!!!
I wanna be an assasin or a thief, but... a pickpocket!? NO! GAAAAHHH!!!
*cries out load*
NOOOOOO!!!!!
Hey! Whats a Vagabond!?
I had a guild mate in UO that called him/her -self that... sadly I never fought... it? >)
Edited by: Ted Thilander at: 7/11/02 4:34:13 pm

Title: Re: eee!
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 12 July 2002, 09:58:00

You mean I'll change from orcish marauder to a halfling pickpocket? That sounds like a serious downgrade to me.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: eee!
Post by: Ted Thilander on 12 July 2002, 10:03:00

Something like that yes...

Cutthroat -I::> VS <-I- Stiletto of Demarchess

Title: Re: eee!
Post by: Uragel on 12 July 2002, 18:33:00

ERr Belg - it's already happened Mate..
~ ürÄGëL ~
~ Character Description | World of Klintorth
Complex and yet simple, kind and loving, a hint of humour
with a dazzeling amount of charm. - That's ME!
- Me

Title: Re: eee!
Post by: Ted Thilander on 12 July 2002, 18:36:00

Whats a Bailiff???

Title: Re: eee!
Post by: Uragel on 12 July 2002, 18:39:00

me! <growls>

They are the people who check criminals in and out of jail etc... The rough people who people dunnie mess with! <growls and flexes her mean muscles> oh that tickles..
~ ürÄGëL ~
~ Character Description | World of Klintorth
Complex and yet simple, kind and loving, a hint of humour
with a dazzeling amount of charm. - That's ME!
- Me

Title: Re: eee!
Post by: Ted Thilander on 12 July 2002, 18:41:00

*hopes Uragel still reads*
Oh by the way try to get online on MSN tomorrow I got a picture waiting for you ;P

Cutthroat -I::> VS <-I- Stiletto of Demarchess

Title: Re: eee!
Post by: Uragel on 12 July 2002, 18:57:00

<wonders what time zone the Thug is in> Umm.. K..

I'll prolly be packing so... I'll try - prob best to email it to me uragel@santharia.com and then tell me the details there... I'll try - but it's doubtful
~ ürÄGëL ~
~ Character Description | World of Klintorth
Complex and yet simple, kind and loving, a hint of humour
with a dazzeling amount of charm. - That's ME!
- Me

Title: Re: eee!
Post by: Uragel on 12 July 2002, 18:58:00

WWWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've handed in my cuffs for the cross!

<suddenly feels all druidic>
~ ürÄGëL ~
~ Character Description | World of Klintorth
Complex and yet simple, kind and loving, a hint of humour
with a dazzeling amount of charm. - That's ME!
- Me

Title: *SNIFF*
Post by: Artemis on 13 July 2002, 04:32:00

Am now orcish marauder! Whoopee!

Grrrrrrr... am off to maraud!

To Have Flown With The Phoenix, Is To Have Lived Your Dreams...
Edited by: Artemis at: 7/12/02 11:33:49 am

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Ted Thilander on 13 July 2002, 05:18:00

*wonders what comes next for him*

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 13 July 2002, 09:07:00

ah... the thread where people become obsessed about their titles...

speaking of which, what AM i?
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 13 July 2002, 09:09:00

still lev 21? i feel like i've been there for ages!

guess that means i'll have to post more
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Ted Thilander on 13 July 2002, 11:22:00

I have a special title I wanna become but I need... about 50 more posts for that ;P
maybe 40...

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 13 July 2002, 11:45:00

I have several thousand posts to go to get to the level I want. Weaver is the second to last one.
Tarquet Galbar,
BeastMaster Of Santharia
Creator of Weavers
Chronicler of the Rahaz-Dath Mercenaries

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Ted Thilander on 13 July 2002, 12:17:00

For the low levels like mine now I just need like 5-10 posts, on the higher levels Youll need more?

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 13 July 2002, 13:41:00

You're right, Anaea - there's a major problem with this thread... I'll try to bring this to the attention of the ezBoard support staff.

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Edited by: Artimidor Federkiel at: 7/12/02 8:42:00 pm

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 13 July 2002, 15:23:00

Weaver is second to last? What's last, and where do I see the levels all arranged with how many posts to get to each? Does everyone know something that I don't?
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Ted Thilander on 13 July 2002, 15:48:00

A list of all titles...
Ask an Admin they got acces to all titels, would be a funny thing to make a complete list of all titels ;P

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 13 July 2002, 16:14:00

ah.. hon? there IS a complete list of titles... i'll see if i can dig it up anywhere
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Dala Valannia on 15 July 2002, 07:35:00

A complete list of titles? Yep yep, I think there is one, somewhere! Posted a long time ago in another forum discussion....Art probably knows where it is....Art to the rescue!!!!!

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 15 July 2002, 08:55:00

Complete list of titles can be found here: Titles thread To be more precise: Gean's post #289.

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Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 15 July 2002, 13:22:00

Art- our knight in shining armor!
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 15 July 2002, 13:25:00

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my next level is the famous Goblin Milkmaid!!!! i'll be shamed!

braids and buxom dress....
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Wren on 15 July 2002, 16:51:00

he he

*sharpens her axe!*

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Title: Re: *SNIFF*
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 15 July 2002, 20:05:00

Gimme all the money!!!

I am a thug.
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: ...
Post by: Artemis on 16 July 2002, 04:56:00

Grrrrr....

Am marauding!

Me speak bad.

Grrrrrr....

Must maraud!

Title: Re: ...
Post by: Ted Thilander on 16 July 2002, 06:37:00

So I'm supposed to become a Ocean Buccaneer?
Gaaah... I want to have 99 posts

Title: More posts?
Post by: Xarl on 17 July 2002, 13:13:00

Funny, I've got about 43 extra posts here... and the price is right...

Title: Re: More posts?
Post by: Dala Valannia on 17 July 2002, 20:25:00

Wheeeeeeee, I got Santhalian Sage to look forward too!!! Does that mean I have to grow a beard....??

Btw, since this is a pet peeve of mine *hehe* I would like to draw everyone's attention again to the fact that the level titles are extremely male-gendered......unfair!!!!! Where are the Queens, Princesses, Duchesses, Warrior Maidens, Sorceresses, Vestal Virgins etc??? All we have is a Goblin Milkmaid....a Goblin MILKMAID???

(P.S Art I know you explained the male-biased titles to me already but almost every girl wants to be a Princess at one point in her life )

Title: Re: More posts?
Post by: Viresse on 17 July 2002, 23:35:00

so... how many posts until we get to choose?

*pokey de Viresse* - character descriptions moderator
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Title: Re: More posts?
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 18 July 2002, 08:32:00

:grins and cheers stadium style:

go Dala!!!
go Dala!!!
gooooooooo Dala!

"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: More posts?
Post by: Faugar on 18 July 2002, 11:36:00

well, lemme explain WHY this is like it is, Dala dear: It's a revenge thing! You gals are allowed to wear men's clothes, without being laughed at or called psychopatic (take trousers for example), so you have to put up with the anti feminist choice of forum titles

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: More posts?
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 18 July 2002, 12:30:00

Yup!

Errr... On the other hand, Faugar: I guess I wouldn't look too attractive in a mini-skirt...

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Title: Re: More posts?
Post by: Uragel on 18 July 2002, 12:53:00

erm...
~ ürÄGëL ~
~ Character Description | World of Klintorth
Complex and yet simple, kind and loving, a hint of humour
with a dazzeling amount of charm. - That's ME!
- Me

Title: Re: More posts?
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 18 July 2002, 15:42:00

Faugar darling- are you trying to tell us that you'd rather wear women's underclothes?

"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: More posts?
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 18 July 2002, 16:02:00

i see i've made it to the milkmaid level.... oh joy of joys......

i hope for your sake faugar- you caught the sarcasm in that....
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: I am WOMAN! Hear me ROAR!! Part II!!!
Post by: Dala Valannia on 18 July 2002, 21:37:00

Since dear dear Faugar's only defense for the shamefully extreme male-dominated patriarchal title system here is because women can (supposedly) wear men's clothing without being biased against, unlike men who, if they do wear a dress, gets basically called a psychopathic cross-dresser....well then I propose that if Art agrees to a fairer title system with more 'womanly' titles as opposed to the mainly existing masculine ones, then Faugar can wear ALL the dresses he wants and no-one in Santharia will call him names or make fun of him. How's zat??

I don't see why Santhalian Sage can't be Santhalian Wisewoman instead! If I can suffer through being a smelly Barbarian Warrior, then why can't guys be a Elven HighLady??

I've checked through all the titles and I concede that on the upper ranks, there is a R'mart Countess and R'unorian Empress. However, these outright feminine titles are merely but FOUR out of a total of 91 levels!! And the rest of the 87 levels/classes are outrageously male-gendered or at best, sexually ambivalent sounding......for shame, gentlemen!!!

I demand my rights to be a High Priestess of Quier'n, a Princess of Santharia, a Helcrani Clanwoman, a Truban Armymistress, a Carnivous Mermaid, a Hedgewitch, a Sorceress of the Fallen, a Dragon Dreameress, a Priest-Maiden of Seyella, etc etc!!! *triumphant music blaring in the background*

P.S again. Did I mention my next assignment will be based on the topic of 'Literature and Gender', specifically womens' role in literary history and covering the Suffragates and Women's Liberation Movement in the 1970s...hehe

Title: Re: I am WOMAN! Hear me ROAR!! Part II!!!
Post by: Faugar on 18 July 2002, 23:39:00

oh my.. Arti, I fear we'l have to give in! But then again - I was raised with 2 older sisters, so non of this is new to me

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: I am WOMAN! Hear me ROAR!! Part II!!!
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 19 July 2002, 13:23:00

*sigh* Complain at ezBoard! I'm innocent - they can't give female/male titles

On the other hand there are several titles as well, which can be used for both genders, like Chosen, Orcish Marauder, Gnomish Wolfrider, Stratanian Thug etc. - soooooo... it's not really that bad, huh, Dalá? And if you become Chosen one time, I'll assign you manually the title Santharian Princess - now, how's that?

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Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 19 July 2002, 13:46:00

Dala- you've got them wrapped around your little finger don't you?!

"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 19 July 2002, 14:10:00

Look at it this way. If you have the title of Milkmaid of some sort it'll give you incentive to create more stuff faster so you can become a wolrider.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 19 July 2002, 16:43:00

I... I only just now have read your reply Anaea - I missed it the first time.. or maybe my brain just blocked it... so let me get this straight, so no rumours of any kind will spread - I have NO intention/desire to wear ANY piece of "female specific" wardrobe agai.. d'oh!

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 19 July 2002, 17:10:00

yeah sure... i believe you-

(and this coming from 'Lady Irony')
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Timeras on 19 July 2002, 19:57:00

Well there is R'unorian Empress Dala.
Timeras of Remusiat, lord of the White Citidel. "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." - W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

Title: Hey look
Post by: Wren on 20 July 2002, 03:58:00

I finally get to be an ELF!!!! WOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!

I may stop posting now!

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 20 July 2002, 20:00:00

What fun would that be? I'm an assassin and I'm going to keep posting even though I don't want to stop.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Dala Valannia on 20 July 2002, 21:05:00

Art, whatever gave you the idea that Stratanian Thug could be used for BOTH sexes??? According to my Longman Dictionary of Contemporary English, the word 'thug' is / a violent man esp. a criminal/......there you go, a MAN....these the so-called sexually ambiguous titles such Dwarven Axebearer, Thalambathian Bailiff, Aca-Santerran Merchant, Santhalian Minister are essentially masculine at first glance! Why should I settle for being a neutered Gnomish Wolfrider??? It's no use thinking that by inserting FOUR obvious female-gendered levels such as R'unorian Empress here and there within a total NINETY-ONE levels and we womenfolk will be expected to be pacified so easily.

Anonymous Male Santharian : "But, but, look, we did think of you girls when we created the levels. There's a Goblin Milkmaid, isn't there! And in between, after climbing through 50 odd so other titles that are created and catered for the male ego especially, you get to be a Countess! There, aren't you happy?"

Happy?! HA! And another HA! for good measure! Having four female title terms in the levels is not a compromise, it is called being condescending to the womenfolk and hopefully keep them quiet :b Well, it's NOT working! I am not pacified and I will not be quiet!!

VOTES FOR WOMEN!

DEEDS NOT WORDS!!

HELL NO WE WON'T GO!!

*the sound of glass crashing as Art jumps out the window of a high storey building*

P.P.S Designating me as Princess of Santharian is a VERY good idea and an even better start though *evil grin* I will hold you to it, dear Art!

(Nothing as fun on a Saturday morning than driving dear Artie up a wall!!)

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Faugar on 20 July 2002, 23:31:00

so much for "anonymous male santharian"...

you're our own Joanne D'arc equivalent, Dala.. maybe slightly modernised, and stripped off the religious part.. (pardon the pun)... Knight of the Moonlight... hm.. why do I think of werewolves suddenly?

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Winlok on 21 July 2002, 05:34:00

checking to see if Art is still falling
it's a long tower

*the sound of glass crashing as Art jumps out the window of a high storey building*
did he jump or was he pushed?
You would make a good assassin if he was pushed. Or dare I say a thug. OOPS! Here I go getting all sexist.

this was said by a man. HELL NO WE WON'T GO!!

P.P.S Designating me as Princess of Santharian is a VERY good idea and an even better start though *evil grin*
typical woman!

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 21 July 2002, 13:16:00

Well you know back in the day most titles were made for men. It was a male dominated society. Old habits die hard.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Artemis on 22 July 2002, 08:19:00

Do you think that the old habits would die any quicker if my fist connected to your face?

(Time for evil laugh...)

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sadly, you are speaking to a self-proclaimed feminist. Any type of argument you try to incite, you shall not win.

AND... on a lighter note...

I want to be an Orcish Maraudess!

It's not fair!

Fight for Maraudess rights!

To Have Flown With The Phoenix, Is To Have Lived Your Dreams...

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Faugar on 22 July 2002, 10:18:00

You know what? I think there is a simple solution to ALL level(name) related problems. Let Artimidor just pick a name for all the ppl here - the newbies wownt feel bad because they're a thug or a beggar, the gals wownt complain because we'll put "prices" in thier rakns..
No really- I think there would be another advantage - ppl could have ranks according to their occupation here! Why ONLY artimidor has the title that suits him is impossible to understand for me :P
Also - new ppl are puting in it seems, with site growing, I find it a bit difficult to keep up with all the folks and who they are *blush* sometimes.

Let's vote on it - my vote is yes of course

Dala could have the name "Santharian gossip mistress a.k.a. High Tower Princess a.k.a. the "don't mess with me" Doll...

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 22 July 2002, 12:48:00

Well, but there wouldn't be any level ecstasy discussion then, you know... No feminists throwing the webmaster out of tower windows... Only boring princesses, and we'd probably have to call you Master Faugar or something all the time...

Would be no problem, but takes aways the fun methinks.

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World Development Admin - The Forum where Worlds are born...

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Faugar on 22 July 2002, 12:56:00

hmm.. I guess we have to keep the agitators buisy with SOMETHING...

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Winlok on 22 July 2002, 15:35:00

Now that you mention it Art! I don't know if I relish the idea of saying "Master Faugar". *wink*

OLD SANTHARIAN SAYING: if life is a bowl of cherries, then what am I doing with the pit worms.

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Faugar on 22 July 2002, 17:30:00

now, bow before your MASTER!

p.s. love that saying btw

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 22 July 2002, 17:30:00

The titles are cool as they are. And isn't the title after weaver pick your own? Or something like that I thought. Even more incentive to post like a madman... sorry no offense to all the women who are throwing a hissfit. Madperson.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 23 July 2002, 07:08:00

Hehe... Madperson. I like that.

Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 23 July 2002, 07:09:00

Ship Ahoy!!!!
All Fear The Terrible Buccaneer Bard.
She will sing out of tune just to torture you.
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Dala Valannia on 23 July 2002, 08:04:00

Am I an instigator?? I prefer to think of myself as a....liberator *L* It's more feministically poltically correct!

PLOP

And that, ladies and gentlemen was the sound of our Master Sage finally hitting the ground *LOL*

Not to be a rabble rouser but since the male population of Santharian members currently outweighs the female so therefore to prevent Santharia from becoming an old boys' club, we girls need to make the guys stand on their toes ONCE in a while ;b

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Winlok on 23 July 2002, 09:33:00

Or on their heads depending on how the Master Sage landed.

BTW: I wonder how Master Faugar would look in a veil? ... so let me get this straight, so no rumours of any kind will spread - I have NO intention/desire to wear ANY piece of "female specific" wardrobe agai.. *BWG*
Edited by: Winlok at: 7/22/02 4:41:41 pm

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Faugar on 23 July 2002, 13:31:00

dang.my dressing up day s are over!
Dala- do I detect a hint of a threat? Are you secretely recruiting female members, so you'll strike when you will outnumber us, the "old boys"? Ans Santharia will be "liberated" and will be entirely a female's dream, for now it's Ava, and... eh..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 23 July 2002, 16:29:00

hm hm what am i these times?

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 23 July 2002, 16:30:00

A nomad- yes i love moving form place to place

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 23 July 2002, 18:19:00

Nice sig silfer.

Anywho! Why can't we all just put this behind us and be friends. I mean who really wants to have a war between age old friends over such a silly matter as what half of the speicies you were born on. Come! let us play a nice game of ring around the dead Master Sage.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Faugar on 24 July 2002, 02:05:00

friends? FRIENDS? Bwuahaha.. if you have read this thread COMPLETELY you'd speak otherwise I've been bitten by Erwin, and many other ducks from Hell, sent by no other then The GossipMistress, there have been battles in magic, and some more down to earth quarrels... NO, I say! We're just a bunch of ages old enemies, bound together in our eternal struggle... ee, what? Speak up woman! Oh.. the pills again.. yes, I'll come down, this roof is boring anyway..

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 24 July 2002, 08:50:00

Looks at Faugar and starts backing away... very.... slowly
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 24 July 2002, 08:56:00

I think if you were to read through this whole thread you'll find that, despite our small numbers, the female population of santharia is definitely more vicious.
We have no qualms about stepping on any toes [or any other body parts for that matter] to get our well-deserved equal opportunity.

"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 24 July 2002, 08:59:00

I wonder when this thread will finally find its deserving death....
Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster--
One day I'll be the greatest of all Jedi!!

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Winlok on 24 July 2002, 10:27:00

I've read the whole thread, and it seems that as long as women have had a female name, like Goblin Milkmaid, for example.

They (women) have been relatively bareable.

However the minute the get a man's nickname (title).

You want to stop the train and get off.

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 24 July 2002, 10:37:00

:throws a rock at Koldar:

Thunk!

:whistles innocently and looks away:
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Faugar on 24 July 2002, 14:20:00

please, don't remind me of my failed attempt to dance..
but in the end, we all sat and drunk and had a good time,.. and got drunk and started to fight again

Koldar - some things never die...

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: I want to have one of the famous L.E. battles !
Post by: Timeras on 24 July 2002, 15:49:00

<whips out the forsaken blade>

"You want a fight, come on, who wants some of this !!! I'll steal your souls and they will give me stre..."

BANG

<falls unconsious as he is hit by a fallen chandelier>
Timeras of Remusiat, lord of the White Citidel. "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." - W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
Edited by: Timeras at: 7/23/02 10:51:21 pm

Title: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Uragel on 24 July 2002, 17:31:00

<Runs over to see if all are ok> <shakes head> <turns around> Beyond all help
~ ürÄGëL ~
~ Character Description | World of Klintorth
Complex and yet simple, kind and loving, a hint of humour
with a dazzeling amount of charm. - That's ME!
- Me

Title: Re: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Xarl on 24 July 2002, 23:18:00

"Getcher Newbie Whacking Sticks, Newbie Whacking Sticks! Seek out those titled at least ten levels below you and let 'em rip!"
In a poof of blue smoke, a man appeared and whispered in Xarl's ear. Barely discernable were the words " ...dimensional continuity... already... bears fan license.... renewal.... confiscate anyway..."
"Getcher revival potions! Re-VEEV-al potions, here! Pour 'em on a topic, interest springs... oh, damn."
A passing paradox had upset Xarl's cart, and gallons of revival juice (finest root beer the Wasted Wizard could get) surged over the Sage and onto the topic's floor, guaranteeing the immortality of both. In the meantime, Xarl grabbed Lucrina, stuffed her in the cart, and restarted his sales pitch.
"Buccaneer for sale, fine Ocean Buccaneer! Can't sing that well, but has plenty of maurauding, stealing, and sailing experience. O-cean Buck-a-neer, fine one for sale..."
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower, Master of the Magic Forum, Teacher of RP Sorcery and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
Eeeenteresting....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Dala Valannia on 25 July 2002, 00:52:00

Yeah gimme one of those Newbie Whacking Stick, Xarl. Wanna whack Winlok (even if he isn't a newbie but that's a moot point)

Winlok, whaddya mean that we women are satisfied with levels like Goblin Milkmaid but get roused when we become a Dwarven Axebearer?! Fyi, I'm not happy with Goblin Milkmaid either even if it is a girly title! So the men get to be Knights, Wolfriders, Warriors, Sages, etc etc but when it comes to female titles, we get to be labeled in passive roles like Milkmaids, Countesses???!!! Princesses are lovely and all, yes, but where are the Sorceresses, Warrior-Maidens, the women of action?!

It's the Tolkien principle of idealised feminine behaviour again. We women get to stay home and embroider tapestries (oh joy ) when the men have adventures and shoots arrows at Orcs....oh thank you very much, thank you very much indeed....NOT!!

*whacks the ex-big red button with the newbie stick for making such an unoriginal and rather sexist remark!!*

Edited by: Dala Valannia at: 7/24/02 8:28:10 am

Title: Re: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Uragel on 25 July 2002, 09:10:00

Erm - I gotta "the official pokey stick" if you wanna borrow it for a little while? Careful though, it's power is great, and can often over whelm you before you know it *POW* your a poker as well!

~ Image ~ World of Klintorth ~Santharian Dream ~

Title: Re: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Winlok on 25 July 2002, 09:47:00

*HEHE* Dala. You can't whack the red button any more, now I'll just get a black eye. ....hmmmm!....
Doesn't seem like a good trade-off though.

Speaking of new sigs. Your's is just ma-velous Uri. It just shone out at me when I clicked on the link.

Title: Re: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 25 July 2002, 10:56:00

. . . yeaaaahhh, surrre. So you'll excuse me while I go off to some other planet and hide in a bomb shelter... excuse me.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Gandoria on 25 July 2002, 14:48:00

I wanna Kewl sig...
Long live the Razarek, rightful Orc lords.Come Help out at the island of ... http://pub30.ezboard.com/btheislandof

Title: Re: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Faugar on 26 July 2002, 01:52:00

Dala - you're right. but have you considered the part of the male population that isn't interested in adventurous Orc slaying and ruling all? We got no choice either - you gotta be strong and stuff or else you're wimpy.. sigh... I'm just in a deeply depressive mood today..

and to all the "newbies" - do you know WHY they poke and push and probe you?.. well, maybe not the last one. but! it's because they've been through it all themselves, and now just want to get even Maybe except Dala - she's been here "since forever"

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 26 July 2002, 08:11:00

:hugs faugar:
aw- don't be melancholy darlin'

- but i think you should start running now... because as soon as Dala reads your post... well, i'd fear for my life....
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Faugar on 26 July 2002, 09:25:00

ah.. ehm, well, if anyone asks for me - I'm away, ok?

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Dun dun dun Super Cleric to the rescue!
Post by: Dala Valannia on 26 July 2002, 10:21:00

Aw c'mon, I'm not THAT bad.....

......

......

......

......

.........................

.....................................wait, yes I am!!! (Dala proceeds to practice her Miss Piggy karate chops on Faugar) Take that!!! And this!!! And that again!!!! Yes and I've been here since the dawn of time and dun mess with the Housedragon!! Haaaaaaaaaaai-yaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! (Dala karate chops Faugar out of his depression and into the nearest brick wall)

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 26 July 2002, 10:54:00

*Still tries to find out what mean creature threw this rock at him, scratches head*

*weighs the rock in his hand*

Who could be that mean?

*walks over to Anaea*

Anaea, you don't know who threw that stone at me, do you?

*looks smiling at poor Faugar being thrown through the room*

Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster--
One day I'll be the greatest of all Jedi!!

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Faugar on 26 July 2002, 12:27:00

ouch! why do I suddenly feel like Woody Allen?

Koldar - we're being abused once again... what will the new members think of us!? BTW - I saw your PHOTO for the first time today - is it really you? it doent's look like your forum portrait!!

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 26 July 2002, 12:40:00

:looks up innocently at Koldar and the rock:
me? no... i have no idea who would do such a terrible thing...

-----

ooo- Koldar has a photo up?? i have to go look at at this...

Koldar's link because i'm simply mean and evil

you remind me of someone... though i'm not sure who... argh! its on the tip of my tongue... (i hate it when that happens)... maybe someone at the Uni....

"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Artemis on 26 July 2002, 18:22:00

I'm still a maraud ess?

Note subtle change there...

I really must post more!

And I'm warning... he who comes near Artemis with a pokey/bashy stick, is he who is in grave danger of waking up to see a hospital ceiling...

To Have Flown With The Phoenix, Is To Have Lived Your Dreams...

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Uragel on 26 July 2002, 19:39:00

<watches Anea and Dala servin it up to Koldar and Faquar> <giggles> <ponders hospital ceilings> <evil grin> <gets out the pokey stick> <did some one call> WHEE!

~ Image ~ World of Klintorth ~Santharian Dream ~

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 27 July 2002, 12:01:00

@Faugar: You don't know every of my multiple personalities, one looks like my forum pic.

"So you weren't throwing that stone at me?" Koldar suspiciously asks. "It was terrible indeed!"
Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster--
One day I'll be the greatest of all Jedi!!

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 27 July 2002, 15:17:00

Koldar, darling, now why would *I* throw a rock at you?

"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Ted Thilander on 27 July 2002, 17:31:00

I don't want to become a princess!!!!!

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Xarl on 28 July 2002, 16:00:00

*sighs deeply*
You just... don't get it, do ya, Sco-err... Ted.
*telekinetically throws him in a convenient nearby lake*
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower, Master of the Magic Forum, Teacher of RP Sorcery and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
Eeeenteresting....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 28 July 2002, 18:21:00

*Telkinetically stops ted from falling into the lake and starts singing*

Why can't we be friends why can't we be friencds why can't we be friends why can't we be friends...
continuing for however many times that is said in the dang song...
or at least be mild aquaintences who aren't trying to kill each other, why can't we be aquaintences why cant we be aquaintences.

*gets hit by a brick*

or not.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 28 July 2002, 19:04:00

:Ana throws several bricks at Belgarion:

:shrudders:

how i hate that song...
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Gandoria on 29 July 2002, 05:59:00

Doo... Doo doo.

Doop de doo bop be bop bang a lang a lang.
Doop de doo bop be bop bang a lang a lang.

DOo de daaaa de do daaaaa.
Long live the Razarek, rightful Orc lords.Come Help out at the island of ... http://pub30.ezboard.com/btheislandof

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Gandoria on 29 July 2002, 06:01:00

Im a thug... but I have a feeling ill level Up any minute now...
Long live the Razarek, rightful Orc lords.Come Help out at the island of ... http://pub30.ezboard.com/btheislandof

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Ted Thilander on 29 July 2002, 08:07:00

Hey, Belgarion got the title I want! ;P
*uses some myctical dragon skin pants = Immune to telekinesi >)*

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Koldar Mondrakken on 29 July 2002, 09:14:00

Koldar hears Belgarion sing and instictively throws Anaea's rock at him then he looks puzzled at Anea who is ripping bricks out of the wall to throw at Belgarion as well.

"Can it be that you're kind of aggressive lately. You need a hobby it seems. What about some more entries on Aeruillin?"
Koldar Mondrakken, Knight of the Moonlight
--Santharian Master of Disaster--
One day I'll be the greatest of all Jedi!!

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 29 July 2002, 15:33:00

*Hides before she gets hit with the many flying rocks*
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 29 July 2002, 19:03:00

*bleeds*
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 29 July 2002, 19:20:00

Isn't it kind of sad that this is the longest thread on the entire board?

On a lighter note:
This thread has reached Level 35: Stratanian Trader!
Tarquet Galbar,
BeastMaster Of Santharia
Creator of Weavers
Chronicler of the Rahaz-Dath Mercenaries
Edited by: Tarquet Galbar at: 7/29/02 2:24:13 am

Title: Re: Hey look
Post by: Xarl on 29 July 2002, 20:08:00

*makes Belgarion bleed more*
*notices the IOE forum has crashed again*
*sulks*
*continues to put up little asterisked notes*
*************************************************
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower, Master of the Magic Forum, Teacher of RP Sorcery and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
Eeeenteresting....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: What...?
Post by: SeikaMoon on 29 July 2002, 22:09:00

What level am I...??

Title: Bah
Post by: SeikaMoon on 29 July 2002, 22:10:00

Oh, bah, a beggar. Not even on the streets, in the alleys. Bah...

( at least I'm a bitter beggar, that makes me authentic, I guess...eh, right.. *scampers away* )

Title: Re: Bah
Post by: Winlok on 30 July 2002, 07:31:00

There's an old Sarvonian saying. If you have to put up asterisked notes, it's the first sign of forgettfulness. I can't remember what the other one was.

*continues to put up little asterisked notes*
*************************************************

Title: Meh
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 30 July 2002, 12:37:00

Stupid, pointless thread is a higher level than me!
*kicks said thread*
I should boycott it!
*puts up another asterisked comment*
*looks at all of the wonderful asterisked comments*
Hmmmm.
It appears that I'm good at staying out of brawls, wouldn't you say? Hmmm?
*walks off whistling*
*turns invisible so that nobody can throw bricks at me*
*leaves thread, and exits forum*
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: Meh
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 30 July 2002, 17:09:00

*peeks out of her hiding place.*
Is it safe to come out now???
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: Meh
Post by: Xarl on 30 July 2002, 20:55:00

*opens fire with his deadly brick asterisk cannon*
*unleashes a circular pattern of deadly whizzing asterisks*
*catches Stormcrow in the small of the back and Lucrina in the large of the back*
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower, Master of the Magic Forum, Teacher of RP Sorcery and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
Eeeenteresting....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 30 July 2002, 21:09:00

Hey, ROCK FIGHT!!!!

But wait, isn't this rather dangerous, hurling rocks hither and thither??

*Dala wrinkles her nose and voila!, all the rocks magically transmutate to mudpies instead*

Title: Re: Meh
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 30 July 2002, 21:10:00

It's july right Xarl? When it gets back up I'll have to check and see who voted for july. I said it would crash in June and again in August, I think Fate hates me. But this crash we can blame on Rory I think. Oh and back on topic, lol, like this has a topic, asteriks are the artistic form of a person raised in rpg chats. Of course chatroom RPing is the worst form as that's where all the weirdos, newbies, and people unfamiliar with Neuton's laws hang out. So without further adue I present (angel choir starts in background) THE ¤! yes the ¤ is the new * now we type in actions via this new generation punctuation thing.

¤gets trampled by a mob who are all screaming "change is bad" as they impale me with picket signs with giant *s on them¤
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 30 July 2002, 21:11:00

And one more thing....Ted? I don't care, you're gonna be a princess as long as I'm one too!! Just thank your lucky stars I didn't ask for a Queen level so you're spared from being one....

Title: Re: Meh
Post by: Fox on 30 July 2002, 21:25:00

'Of course chatroom RPing is the worst form as that's where all the weirdos, newbies, and people unfamiliar with Neuton's laws hang out.'

I feel offended.... ;_;

Title: Re: Meh
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 30 July 2002, 21:50:00

Are you saying it isn't true, Dasson? You know it is. I know chat RPers. Morons for the most part. They probably are the only people who have the ability to create something so horrendous that it makes people who have god characters say "Tone it down buddy". Really.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: wha...?
Post by: SeikaMoon on 30 July 2002, 21:59:00

*confused, rag-wearin', cup-bearin', thin beggar crawls into a corner and tries to figure what in the name of the Goddess chat RPGing is and how it works....*
Or, I could ask..anyway. right. pointless posts are interesting..
*crawls into the shadows and fades away*

Title: EW!
Post by: SeikaMoon on 30 July 2002, 22:00:00

Eww, I'm an orc..gross...

Title: Re: Meh
Post by: Fox on 30 July 2002, 22:03:00

So I am a moron.... yay! I create characters who kick god-characters' asses simply because I am a chat RPer, even though most of the time I create chars who could get beaten by a mage in physical combat. I feel so special. *smiles*

Seika, chat RPing is when you roleplay in a chat room. Basically, instead of long detailed messages on a board you create short action messages about what your character does.

Title: Re: Meh
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 30 July 2002, 22:25:00

I think you stop being an orc at post 24 or 25. And it isn't all chat RPers just enough to ruin the expierience. And even the best forum RPers are succeptable to godlihood. I enjoy taking over or perhaps burning down the tavern which this entire thing takes place in. Now that just screws with everyone's plans, spices things up a bit.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Meh
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 30 July 2002, 23:16:00

Darn magi can see through my invisibility, apparently.

*rubs small of back with a strong gust of wind*

What I don't get is why he could only hit Lucrina in the large of the back, when she wasn't even invisible! I was over halfway across the thread and you hit me in the small!!! I don't think that's quite fair! *throws up a shield of wind* At least I'm an air mage, and I can handle that.

Godly RPers are not fun!!!

"An object in motion will remain in motion unless acted upon by an outside force."

Is one of the other three: "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."?

Can't remember the other, must be some crazy formula. Okay, so I can't remember all three. But I do know about p-branes and calibi yau shapes, and m-theory and supergravity. So there. And Hawking Radiation, quantum singularitties, neutron stars, and tons of other things your average Santharian peasant wouldn't understand a bit of.

*sticks tongue out at Belgarion*

So there.

*REALLY exits post*

*sticks head back in*

This is too fun to miss!

no one can see me!!! Except Xarl... and other people who can see invisible things... hmmm.

*causes a tornado to pick up a pebble of dust and fling it a Xarl to have the same effect as the brick*

*tornado goes through a hayfield*

Oh no.

*Ducks as thousands of arrow-like projectiles whiz through the air*

Sorry, Xarl. Oops, Belgarion. You did WANT your nose pierced, right? In three places?

*runs away*

*to top of hill*

I am the King of Asterisks! None of those pansy asterisk-substitutes, only the genuine article!!! HA HA HA!!!

*runs and hides in the Library, where nobody seems to go*
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: Meh
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 31 July 2002, 08:39:00

Ahhh but the ☼ have an alternate use. NINJA STARS!

☼☼☼☼☼☼
----()
----|/
----/-
that guy is stormcrow. Above him is six ninja stars, all fatal. And using Newton's law we watch gravity do it's thing.

I think it is best for the children not to watch that... ewwwww.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Library?
Post by: SeikaMoon on 31 July 2002, 10:10:00

Library? *eyes get big* WHERE?! *looks around frantically looking for the library* Booooks *thin river of drool dribbles down his chin* Boookkkss gaaah... *zombie eyes*

Title: Re: Library?
Post by: Tarquet Galbar on 31 July 2002, 10:48:00

I have to agree with Belgarion (eep). I used to RP chat on MSN all the time. Now there are so many newbies it isn't even worth it anymore. I never even had hope for Yahoo or AOL. IRC is good, as long as you steer clear of the freeform places.

But when you're on IRC, never EVER go into the santharian channel! EVER! It's evil! Evil evil evil!! Everyone stay away!!!! *snickers and runs off*
Tarquet Galbar,
BeastMaster Of Santharia
Creator of Weavers
Chronicler of the Rahaz-Dath Mercenaries

Title: Re: Library?
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 31 July 2002, 12:51:00

*peeks head in and looks at the dead corpse on the floor*

Wow. That looks like me. Hee hee. illusions are fun!

*Drops note that says:

"Tarquet: Set up your own RP chat with a couple people you already know can do it well. Then it's interesting."

Then jumps back to the library and safety*
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: Library?
Post by: Xarl on 31 July 2002, 12:53:00

*sighs, still covered in spent Asterisk ammo*
My dear Stormcrow... never try out-wizarding an Archmage.
*gestures at the approaching tornado*
Ahlltingo Boo Mnouh!
*All things go boom*
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower, Master of the Magic Forum, Teacher of RP Sorcery and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
Xarl Bluestride
Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
Eeeenteresting....
For the non-ferreted... - Master of All Things Magical
The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Library?
Post by: Viresse on 31 July 2002, 14:32:00

*pokes her head in, squeals at the ruckus and runs away very quickly, flailing her arms hign above her head as she screams about the Diegos*

*pokey de Viresse* - character descriptions moderator
The Santharian Dream - Home sweet Home...

Title: Brick?????
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 31 July 2002, 14:36:00

*Blinks and yelps in pain as a brick hits her*

owowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowowow!!!!!

*Glares at Xarl.*

That was very un-neccesary my dearest mage.

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 31 July 2002, 14:47:00

*pokes his head in trough the hole in the wall*

Huh? Whats going on here, and when is he armageddon coming?

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 31 July 2002, 15:14:00

*takes the hint and conveniently grabs a conveniently placed brick and conveniently smashes it against Silfer's conveniently placed head... just cause*
WHEEEEEEE!
You are Cordially invited to the place of Edited by: Belgarion the Great at: 7/30/02 10:15:51 pm

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Dala Valannia on 31 July 2002, 21:17:00

*Dala laughs uproariously at Viresse's Richard Simmons imitation while nimbly ducking (no pun intended again) the crazed flying bricks*

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 31 July 2002, 22:35:00

I'm not sure exactly how a brick can be crazed. I mean a brick is inanimate and a crazed brick would have to be animate... of course Xarl and Tarq are around so I suppose that explains it... but enough logic for now. I think I'm going to pull a brick out of my spin and chuck it at Dala, simply because she seems rather uninjured.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Viresse on 31 July 2002, 23:58:00

*leaps in from nowhere, defects the Crazed Brick from the beautiful Dala, grunts and rolls on the ground for a few minutes whilst clutching the brick and cursing profusely. Then rises, hands the brick to Dala and exits, a la Richard Simmons*

*pokey de Viresse* - character descriptions moderator
The Santharian Dream - Home sweet Home...

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Uragel on 01 August 2002, 06:22:00

LMAO - Belg said WHEE!!! It's a fad!!! Shmick!

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 01 August 2002, 08:40:00

*gets hit by the brick*

AU

" My head is sore anough before, fool! "

*Throws a orb of lightning on belgarion*

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 01 August 2002, 10:05:00

*ball of lightning does little damage since it only hit Belgie's head*
Nyah!
*goes and finds the master sage guy and chucks him at Silfer*

PEASANT NEAR MARCOGG! How do you go from a thieves guild master to a peasant near Marcogg!
You are Cordially invited to the place of Edited by: Belgarion the Great at: 7/31/02 5:06:59 pm

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 01 August 2002, 10:10:00

*dives through the door to avoid the smoking Belgarion and wrathful Silfer*

No offense meant, Xarl. I know I can't stand up to your power.

* at Belgarion*

That must hurt. Maybe this thread needs a few bouncers.

*goes off to see if there's anyone powerful enough to act as one*

Nope. Oh well, go back at it, folks.

*leaves once again*
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 01 August 2002, 23:36:00

lol, the only people powerful enough are the ones causing the mose damage. And where did these bricks appear from? I've adopted certain magical powers for the fight but where are we getting them from exactly?
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Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Fox on 01 August 2002, 23:45:00

*shoves a brick he was about to place on the ground back into his bag of bricks and then hides it behind himself* Uh... yeah.... where did all the bricks come from? *begins taking slow, deliberate steps backwards* I think I'll... uh... take these... uh.... umm... things in my bag... uh... away.... yeah... *darts away, then realizes he is carrying a bag of bricks and suddenly gets weighted down by them.... looks around and then runs away, leaving the bag of bricks behind...*

^_~

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 01 August 2002, 23:50:00

*Walks over to the bag of bricks and picks them up. Then he chucks the bag into the air just before it hits the ground he yells,*
"Hey bricks look! A hot sexy bag of bricks!"
*and with the brick's attention distracted at that last moment the bricks miss the ground and begin to float above it, where Garion easily pushes it high into the air, where it remains floating for the duration of the topic, ie forever.
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Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Viresse on 02 August 2002, 00:35:00

he's got a point you know... this topic is nearing 40 pages.
And the board hasn't imploded.

*looks up at the floating bricks*

What the...?

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Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Fox on 02 August 2002, 00:36:00

40 pages? Only 15 for me.... but that's cause I have the ezboard showing 50 posts per page instead of 20....

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Viresse on 02 August 2002, 00:38:00

Hm. I hoe Dasson shows up again, maybe we can push it past 40 by the end of the night.

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Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Fox on 02 August 2002, 00:42:00

Show up again? Heck... I've been here for the past three hours and I plan on staying for at least another hour or two lol

I'm always here.... no need to hope for me to show up again hehe ^_~

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Viresse on 02 August 2002, 01:02:00

heh!
funny stuff.
You just camping out here?
I used to do that.
Then got upset cause late at night, no one comes.

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Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Fox on 02 August 2002, 01:06:00

Hmm... pretty much... yeah... just stayin' around here, the RP board, and the SWG RP board...

Waiting for inspiration for some stuff to work on here.... can't complete the Water Magic entry until I get a reply from Xarl on the users....

But yeah... in short... *lights a fire and sets up a tent* I'm camping.

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Fox on 02 August 2002, 01:07:00

Woot! Just broke 16 pages lol...

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 02 August 2002, 10:16:00

But you didn't break 40. Not even 39. This is the most active topic I've seen... ever.
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Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Fox on 02 August 2002, 14:29:00

Well... it's 16 pages of 50 for me..... 40 pages of 20 for you....

So... meaning it should break 40 in a few more posts....

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 02 August 2002, 15:28:00

*Pulls up a stupm and sits down next to Dasson's fire*

*conjures up a small feast fit for a, well, not a king, maybe a prince of a realatively wealthy realm, or a king of a poor one*

Anyone want something? Perhaps we could change this into an enjoyable talk rather than all out brawl? Or mostly all out, anyway.

Dasson? Anything for you? There's some very nice venison roast. Or perhaps you would like some bread made from the Golden Rain? And some Vinterberries? Try some carroots, they're tasty.

Come on, people, serve yourselves. There's plenty for everyone.

*pulls out a large flask*

And even though I don't like wine, I've got a nice vintage Vinterberry/Corpesberry wine, lets see, 15 b.S. Any takers?

*passes the bottle around, which never seems to empty*
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Viresse on 03 August 2002, 01:30:00

takes a heavy swig of the Corpseberry wine and falls asleep*

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Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 03 August 2002, 09:24:00

Ooooo!

StormCow you can sit next to me! *pats an emtpy seat*

and don't forget the alcohol!
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Brick?????
Post by: Uragel on 03 August 2002, 10:36:00

OH FOR JOY!!! She really is better - look at those battering eye lids! <makes like a sheppard and gets the flock out of there before any physical damage occurs>

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Title: Sorry
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 03 August 2002, 10:51:00

This stump is quite comfortable enough for me. But go ahead and sit here!

*points to another stump in what is becoming a small circle of them*
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Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 03 August 2002, 11:22:00

*looks around at the sudden peace and decides to get sufficiently drunk. Runs to spontaneously created ware house and brings back a few kegs of the properly called Elephant wasters. Meaning one 8 ounce glass would make an elephant completely off his trunk drunk. Later that day*
*badly singing*
In heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la
la la la la la la la la la
Everybody!
In heaven there is no beer
That's why we drink it here *hiccup*
And when we're gone from here!
Our friends will be drinking all the beer. *Wahoo!*

*Although annoying the audience concludes it's better than "Why can't we be friends?" and so he continues*
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Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 03 August 2002, 12:49:00

*Ana sits down on the stump.*

*She grans Uri on her way out and makes her sit next to her*

we don't like to drink alone.
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Uragel on 03 August 2002, 21:43:00

<feels loved> Well then lets <looks at Belg> drink.. but maybe not quite THAT much...

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Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Silfer Darkflare on 04 August 2002, 01:06:00

Ah drinks! I can use one. *Sits down, and takes one*... I have to relax while i can, the week after the next will be HELL big time....

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Gandoria on 05 August 2002, 14:18:00

*Drinks some beer*
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Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Timeras on 05 August 2002, 14:51:00

Drinks two or three "elephant wasters" . Pooooooooooosted... <hiccup> my ennntryyys finnnnally posted. WHOOHOOO <hiccup> but ... i'm a sheppard. Oh well <hiccup>

< passes out >

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Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 05 August 2002, 15:59:00

I'm a shephard toooooo! Let's pass out together!
*Collapses next to Tim.*
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Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Dala Valannia on 06 August 2002, 02:22:00

*Dala thinks Uragel's new sig is distracting. Beautiful, striking but distracting *

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Dala Valannia on 06 August 2002, 02:24:00

On the other, that's practically true of most of the sigs, like Belgarion the Great *hic* and Silfer and the Big Red Button. But Uragel's sig is quite possibly the loveliest and most tasteful

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Uragel on 06 August 2002, 04:19:00

<feels all warm and fuzzy> Aww.. I love the eyes.. and the images done by Koldar and Quel just set it off! I love it! I've done them for another message board, where they are larger than that, at least 3 times as large, and they are fun. While being very bored one night trying to figure out the Kaierien Warriors I accidently loaded Photoshop instead of Word.. <shrugs> a simple mistake, and whatta pretty one! cheers! *ching* <clinks her glass with Dala's>

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Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Capher on 06 August 2002, 04:32:00

Walks in and sees everyone. Grabs a drink and walks over to Uragel, Anaea and Dala and gives them each a big hug and gentle, soft kiss upon their cheeks and says, hi.

"Uragel, your sig is wonderous, Anaea, glad to see you up, around and back to your wonderful self. Dala, how is your carpet?" "And do you still love me, or was that just one of those moments?" "It does not really matter, well yes it does, but no matter what I love all of you Santharians, especially the women.

Capher.

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 06 August 2002, 08:13:00

Glad to see my sig isn't tasteful, and here I was thinking it was a waste of time.
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Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Gandoria on 06 August 2002, 09:12:00

I have the worst sig of all, I cant wait to upload my new look dull black and white piccy *sighs*
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Title: Heh heh....
Post by: Xarl on 06 August 2002, 21:20:00

*watches as his sig slowly begins to constrict around the topic*

Title: Re: Heh heh....
Post by: Dala Valannia on 07 August 2002, 01:33:00

Never mind, look, I have no sig whatsoever! *toasts her sig-less state with Uragel and Capher*

Title: Re: Heh heh....
Post by: Gandoria on 07 August 2002, 06:42:00

*Looks around for a place to host his sig*
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Title: Re: Heh heh....
Post by: Gandoria on 07 August 2002, 09:00:00

I wonder if my new sig is up yet?
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Title: Re: Heh heh....
Post by: Gandoria on 07 August 2002, 10:37:00

Bah my sig is so bad its Illegal *sulks off*
Illegal javascript event tags or url parameters detected.

Title: Re: Heh heh....
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 07 August 2002, 16:12:00

*sits alone in a corner*
Nobody loves me... everybody hates me
But I am not hungry so I won't eat worms
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 07 August 2002, 17:30:00

CAPHER!!!

erm... well darn- there goes my eloquent 'hello' !

*Ana pulls a stool so it sits in front of her and Uri*

sit with us!

"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Ted Thilander on 08 August 2002, 04:06:00

Gwa ha ha ha ha!!
This topic is just 8 pages for me mwua ha ha hah a >)))

*Does some really nasty rituals to summon something strong enough to stand strong will* >) *summons a rabbit* >) *Damn its to strong, HELP IT'LL KILL ME!!! AAAHH!!!*

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Gandoria on 08 August 2002, 05:15:00

*Jumps at the rabbit with an axe*

DIE RABBIT HELLSPAWN

*Gets turned into a pie by the rabbit*

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Ted Thilander on 08 August 2002, 07:35:00

*tries to dispell the rabbit*
*fails and instead turns the rabbit into a rabbiandaemon!!*
Edited by: Ted Thilander at: 8/7/02 2:36:09 pm

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 08 August 2002, 08:23:00

*gives the rabbit an Elephant Waster and it's brain fries into nothingness*
Nooooo problemsh.
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Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Viresse on 08 August 2002, 23:41:00

weeird. Page 40. This thread is getting BIG.

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Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Gandoria on 09 August 2002, 03:41:00

*Tries to escape from pie*

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Gean Firefeet on 09 August 2002, 03:46:00

*secretly watches everything from his high outpost with internet access, trying to catch up with months off behind reading work and a sporadic try on continuing a long awaited story*

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Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Gean Firefeet on 09 August 2002, 03:50:00

Gosh did I miss all this...
awww pictures... hmmm music *put's on some new soundtrack*
*get's ahold of one of the tree's branches not to fall out of his post out of astonishment*
*continues his exploration quest through the wonderfully expanded dream*

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Edited by: Gean Firefeet at: 8/8/02 10:54:39 am

Title: Re: Sorry
Post by: Dala Valannia on 09 August 2002, 08:23:00

HEY!!! Leave that rabbit ALONE!!!! *so yelleth the SPCA supporter with grave indignation* Rabbit abuse!!! Rabbit abuse!!!

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Anaea the Marked on 09 August 2002, 14:01:00

*opens a bag*

*takes out a can*

*can reads: "Ez-off thread killer. garenteed to kill any thread- no matter what the length"*

*starts spraying the thread*
"If you gave me a choice between a Northern man, a Northern woman, or a Northern rat - I'd have to pick the rat..."
Anaea- on the north in general

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Faugar on 09 August 2002, 14:43:00

Don't worry Dala, the rabbit can take care of himself.... bwuahahah - see for yourself: www.deviantart.com/deviat...?id=581640

Only when you awake, will you know you fell asleep..

Title: Re: Level Ecstasy.....
Post by: Uragel on 09 August 2002, 17:24:00

Ana' I think you'll need the extra strentgh one!

<points @ Gean> It's - It's!!! <light headed> OMG OMG!

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Title: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Xarl on 09 August 2002, 19:11:00

Hah! This thread has stood through two of my vacations; allow it to die, I will not. The full power of the portrait and sig mine invoked I have; along with my Yodaspeak powers, yes. None save the yodan powers that are mine can end this thread glorious!
HaMWAhahahahahahahahamwa!
*walks off, chewing on a granola bar*

Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Fox on 09 August 2002, 20:18:00

Well then Xarl... if you have enough time to stop by at this thread and spend time changing your speach to Yoda-speak... then I would assume you have some time to go over to the magic forum and review some entries hmm?

Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Uragel on 09 August 2002, 21:59:00

<GIiggles> I think some one just got told!

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Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Gean Firefeet on 10 August 2002, 06:20:00

*puts finger in front of his mouth and makes a "ssssssshh" sound to Uri*

Whispers "Quiet! I'm not supposed to be here until I have two entries finished. Incognito I am."

*winks and returns to his keyboard, putting some extra branches in front of his workstation to cover his place and leaves the brave rabbithunters in peace.*

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Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Capher on 10 August 2002, 09:11:00

Hi Gean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Capher.

Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 10 August 2002, 12:26:00

lol Xarl got burned. But that's beside the point, although I haven't taken a vacation since I got here, around the same time as Xarlie Brown.
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Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Wren on 11 August 2002, 06:52:00

Stop hiding. I see you!

*hugs Gean*

Long time no see.......

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Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Fox on 11 August 2002, 17:46:00

*waves to the man who is not here who is also not Gean*

Hello Gean, you don't know me yet, but welcome back.

*walks off saying*"I said nothing, seriously. There is no man named Gean Firefeet over there..."

Edited by: Dasson at: 8/11/02 12:47:26 am

Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Palcadon on 11 August 2002, 18:47:00

Help me!

I'm stranded and can't reach my beer.

(Gratuitous post count building )

Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 12 August 2002, 13:53:00

*hehe* Palcadon has already discovered what this thread is there for...

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Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Wren on 12 August 2002, 14:44:00

I don't want to go up a level! Last time I looked I was an elfy I'd quite like to stay that way!

Can't I just forgo the wonders of climbing the ranks and just be ELFY instead??? Please?

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Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Wren on 12 August 2002, 14:45:00

AGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH

See....Now I'm not an elf anymore

*goes into permenant and uncurable depression!*

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Title: Re: Thred-B-Gone
Post by: Viresse on 13 August 2002, 10:44:00

*looks over at Wren, then scrunches into 'kitty-pounce' posture. She wiggles her bum once or twice then LEAPS onto Wren...*

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Title: Ha ha ha!
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 13 August 2002, 15:11:00

This thread is too powerful to be destroyed!!! Except by Xarl's yodaspeak powers, of course. And HI PERSON WHO SAYS THEY'RE NOT HERE!!! HI MR. NOT GEAN FIREFEET!

I wonder how much has happened in my absense? Hmmm. *Wanders off to check*

Farewell, Level Ecstacy, until we meet again.
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: Ha ha ha!
Post by: Dala Valannia on 13 August 2002, 22:24:00

Truban Armymaster isn't so bad, Wren....at least that's what the MEN all tried to tell me when I became one....but it's all a LIE!! It is bad! I was an elf too before, beautiful, elegant, lovely, strong *sigh* and the next post I was a smelly non-descriptive, iffy-gendered Truban Armymaster!! Waaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!

Title: Look on the upside!
Post by: Xarl on 13 August 2002, 22:29:00

Now you can hit people with swords, Dala!
*runs away before he gets hit*

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Viresse on 13 August 2002, 22:34:00

Knight of the Moonlight? Isn't that Koldar's title?
As fer me... a Barbarian?!
*dresses up like Drogo and runs around for a while*

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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Dala Valannia on 14 August 2002, 02:07:00

Oh my god, you're right, Viresse!!! Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dala starts screaming in unadulterated horror as she realises she's inheriting all of Koldar's ex-titles!!! This is worse than washing a whole truckload of smelly gym socks!!!!)

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Capher on 14 August 2002, 05:32:00

Capher.

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Tekradon on 18 August 2002, 00:34:00

*stumble onto board and is blinded by severe postage*

AAAH!!... Too.. many posts... numbing eyes... feeling weak... must talk... without pronouns.... *collapses*

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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Palcadon on 18 August 2002, 01:07:00

Can you spare a G'rl for a pint of New Ale?

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 18 August 2002, 10:16:00

What am I at the moment? It doesn't matter at my rank I'll be out by tommorrow. Soon I'll be in the high ranks though and that's gonna be slow titling. But at the moment I am a what? A shendar nomad? Shendar. Oh well maybe I'll hunt the elephants which aren't here.
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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Aylix Goth on 18 August 2002, 13:55:00

This thread is getting silly now.
What am I btw?
Maybe someone should start a second thread?
Aylix Goth
My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or Ailyxis, or Aylicks, or Aylecks, or Ailicks, or Ayilyks,
or Aeiliycks or for all the Canucks: Eh-lix! or any other variation!!
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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Dala Valannia on 20 August 2002, 03:13:00

Peeping in to see what's happening within the Thread that Will Not DIE!!!!!!!!

Ah, Aylix, I see you changed your sig pic.....what was the old one anyway??

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 20 August 2002, 04:16:00

Well, where do you want to go with this thread? - I personally would propose to make a new Level Ecstasy thread and close this one, so that we don't have 10 rows of subpages sometime, which doesn't really look nice

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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Viresse on 20 August 2002, 06:53:00

it may not look nice, but it is pretty funny.

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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Aylix Goth on 20 August 2002, 07:26:00

Lord Haart from Heroes of might and agic 3 complete.

Dunno who this new guy is tho.
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My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or Ailyxis, or Aylicks, or Aylecks, or Ailicks, or Ayilyks,
or Aeiliycks or for all the Canucks: Eh-lix! or any other variation!!
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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Aylix Goth on 20 August 2002, 07:27:00

*mutters*

Still a soddin farmer

Aylix Goth
My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or Ailyxis, or Aylicks, or Aylecks, or Ailicks, or Ayilyks,
or Aeiliycks or for all the Canucks: Eh-lix! or any other variation!!
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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Raoneth on 20 August 2002, 11:18:00

My god! is this topic still here?

...And I thought EZboard was fragile.
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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Aylix Goth on 20 August 2002, 11:31:00

itll break before long under the sheer weight of this topic!
Aylix Goth
My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or Ailyxis, or Aylicks, or Aylecks, or Ailicks, or Ayilyks,
or Aeiliycks or for all the Canucks: Eh-lix! or any other variation!!
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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Gunklesret on 20 August 2002, 20:21:00

Well Aylix if you expect to change ranks the only way is to comment and create stuff.

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Aylix Goth on 21 August 2002, 10:57:00

I keep meaning to. Its just that I have limited net time. And most of my stuff is going to Klintorth.

But there is a couple of beasties I have planned. And I would love to see my profile up on that members page.
Aylix Goth
My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or Ailyxis, or Aylicks, or Aylecks, or Ailicks, or Ayilyks,
or Aeiliycks or for all the Canucks: Eh-lix! or any other variation!!
WINNER OF 15 POINTS!
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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Raoneth on 21 August 2002, 14:28:00

Wait a minute... I'm level 11 and I'm a guildmaster.
You're level 14 and a farmer...
Hah, peasant. *starts kicking*
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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Xarl on 21 August 2002, 15:07:00

Heh... Guildmaster, if you want to still be able to run your 'practices' in my city, I'm afraid my 'payment' will have to be a bit larger....
Damn, I make a great political scumbag.
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Edited by: Xarl at: 8/20/02 10:11:04 pm

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Thuja on 21 August 2002, 16:59:00

Well I can finally dance around. I am a Horth Vintner, yes that's right a Horth Vintner. Yes a Horth Vintner. I might have to stop posting so I can keep this place.

"In a place like this, the magic is all around you, the trick is to see it."

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Xarl on 21 August 2002, 19:34:00

Oh yeah, and if you don't want to get hit with the heavy end of my arrangement with Guildmaster Raoneth, you'll need to send me five percent of any of your profits gotten from Market Square sales points.
Xarl Bluestride, Archmage of the White Tower, Master of the Magic Forum, Teacher of RP Sorcery and generally cool guy. All requests are to be written on the back of a ten-dollar bill (or equivelant thereof) placed on a dead ferret, and tossed in the sewer system.
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Owner of the longest pure text sig in Santharia
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the potato.
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The Santharian Dream - Where fantasy dreams come true... particularly mine!

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Palcadon on 21 August 2002, 20:11:00

Artimidor dosen't want this thread to get any longer, so I won't post.

DOH.........

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Palcadon on 21 August 2002, 20:13:00

Wo..... Orcish Marauder now.

*Palc runs to look in the mirror*

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Viresse on 22 August 2002, 10:57:00

*cheet!*

A gnomish wolfrider?!
Gaaaa!
*sobs*
*Runs around posting so she can change her level*

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Edited by: Viresse at: 8/21/02 5:58:22 pm

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 22 August 2002, 13:02:00

*does cartwheels all across the thread*
I WON I WON I WON!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!
*continues twirling arouns and laughing madly*
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Tekradon on 22 August 2002, 17:21:00

*Looks at Viresse's title* ...Hey! We have gnomes? Gnomes ride wolves? *scratches head* Well, heck! What to orcs ride, antelopes?
"Deep red are the sun-sets in mystical places. Black are the nights on summer-day sands. We'll find the speck of truth in each riddle. Hold the first grain of love in our hands." -Jethro Tull

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Fox on 22 August 2002, 21:25:00

*wonders what he is*

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Fox on 22 August 2002, 21:27:00

Oh yay. I went from being a Thieves Guildmaster to a Voldarian Refugee.

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Viresse on 22 August 2002, 21:50:00

Orcs Ride Wargs.
Barbarians ride Kev'lor horses and Mathmoors.

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Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Dala Valannia on 23 August 2002, 01:12:00

*Dala posting here shamelessly to help upp her level a notch*

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Timeras on 23 August 2002, 05:35:00

My first benchmark!

BARBARIAN TRIBESMAN!!!!!!!!

WHOOHOO!!!!!!!!

regains his former attitude and walks out the door.
Timeras of Remusiat, lord of the White Citidel. "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." - W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Winlok on 23 August 2002, 16:39:00

*Dala posting here shamelessly to help upp her level a notch*

Like you need it.

Title: Re: Look on the upside!
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 23 August 2002, 19:46:00

SO Am I still bound to the confines of Nomadship?
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: what am I now?
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 24 August 2002, 11:59:00

the big question

Title: what am i now?
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 24 August 2002, 12:00:00

ACK.... still a troll... big brutish and dumb...

Title: Re: what am i now?
Post by: Palcadon on 24 August 2002, 17:56:00

*Palcadon speaks in his best Orcish impression*
Ehh Hemm!
(in a low gutteral voice)
It say Troll-ish Lucirina. You look like Troll, but you smell kinda Elf-ish to me. And what you guarding?

*Palc runs off to gather his marauding brethren together in case whatever Lucirina is guarding is valuable.*

Title: Re: what am i now?
Post by: Palcadon on 24 August 2002, 20:09:00

Hee Hee..... watch your wallets.

Title: Re: what am i now?
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 25 August 2002, 12:32:00

*Looks at Palcadon and lifts her club*
Me no guard nothing... you go or I smash you with boomboom
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Riffraff...
Post by: Xarl on 25 August 2002, 17:03:00

Guards, get these people out of my sight; they are beginning to annoy me.
*the guards shuffle in and carry all in sight bodily away, including Xarl*
Much better.

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Erutan Argon on 25 August 2002, 20:21:00

Darn, how long till i am level 2?
Erutan Argon
The experience of survival is the key to the gravity of life

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Erutan Argon on 25 August 2002, 20:23:00

I think its 10 posts is it not?
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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 26 August 2002, 02:12:00

Hmm, could be you know.

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 26 August 2002, 02:13:00

Ahh! I cannot be a dark elf! I'll just have to.........kick a Orc in the chin! <kicks Erutan in the shin>

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I'm the html KING!
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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 26 August 2002, 02:14:00

Oh, I'm sorry erutan, that was mean and thoughtless of me. Please forgive me. <kicks him in the other shin and runs away very fast>

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 26 August 2002, 02:20:00

I am not a vagabond! How dare my title imply that I'm a vagabond! <kicks title in the shin while still running from the probably very angry Erutan> Change to stupid title! Change!

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 26 August 2002, 02:21:00

Well, if you;re not going to change I'll have to live up to the title......<does vagabondish stuff> Now, if I only knew what a vagabond actually did.........

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Fox on 26 August 2002, 03:23:00

Well... I'm a peasant, so I say lucky you. Vagabonds are (quoted from dictionary.com)"One who wanders from place to place, having no fixed dwelling, or not abiding in it, and usually without the means of honest livelihood; a vagrant; a tramp; hence, a worthless person; a rascal"

There, feel better? At least you're not farming lands or selling shoes! ^_~

Under construction. To be up, hopefully, sometime before October 2002.

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 26 August 2002, 09:30:00

I'd rather be a farmer than a tramp! Vagrant is not very high on my list of jobs I want to be............I'd probably get kicked more than you. <wonders why Erutan hasn't attempted to murder him yet> It is because I smell?

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 26 August 2002, 10:51:00

*Looks in and then walks into the room again*

Why you throw out... me smash with bumbum

*lifts her club over her head*
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 26 August 2002, 20:36:00

<wonders why an assassin would say such a thing>

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~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also an Admin for the Santharian RPG board
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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Fox on 26 August 2002, 20:37:00

I know I'm close to next level... I know it.....

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Fox on 26 August 2002, 20:38:00

Durn you! Change!

I know I'm gonna be a farmer but oh well... I'll be a level 14 farmer! ^_~

Under construction. To be up, hopefully, sometime before October 2002.

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 26 August 2002, 20:39:00

Maybe it's a disguise......so people won't know shes an assassin.

But assassins don't need disguises.

Oh you shut up!

Who, me?

Yes!

Who said that?!

Not me.

There's more of YOU?!?!?!

Didn't you know that?

I sure did.

Ahhh! Where'd you come from?!?!

Umm, your over imaginative mind......?

Oh, really? Neato.

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~~Bahran's~~
~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also an Admin for the Santharian RPG board
BAHRAN!!
I also created this while I was bored one day. You know, I get bored alot.

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Fox on 26 August 2002, 20:39:00

This is it... or the next one is... I'm sure of it....

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Fox on 26 August 2002, 20:40:00

Muahaha. I have done it. ^_^

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 26 August 2002, 20:40:00

Yeah, it's gotta be Dasson. It's just gotta be!

<another voice snickers>

Not you again ................

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~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also an Admin for the Santharian RPG board
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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 26 August 2002, 20:41:00

Hey, that's better, a thug. That's more like me. I'll beat the crap out of any of you!

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~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also an Admin for the Santharian RPG board
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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Fox on 26 August 2002, 20:43:00

Don't hurt me! Here! I'll give you some carrots!

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: the Akorn on 27 August 2002, 08:45:00

I'l just take a look at my level

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Viresse on 27 August 2002, 11:20:00

gawrsh, Dasson, you were REALLY desperate, weren't you? wow. And nice siggy, bai tha way. Real BIG and Colorful. *snickers*

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Aylix Goth on 27 August 2002, 14:17:00

My level is...
Aylix Goth
My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or Ailyxis, or Aylicks, or Aylecks, or Ailicks, or Ayilyks,
or Aeiliycks or for all the Canucks: Eh-lix! or any other variation!!
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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Aylix Goth on 27 August 2002, 14:23:00

ack only one level higher than dasson, better get a spammin, or creatin
Aylix Goth
My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or Ailyxis, or Aylicks, or Aylecks, or Ailicks, or Ayilyks,
or Aeiliycks or for all the Canucks: Eh-lix! or any other variation!!
WINNER OF 15 POINTS!
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Contact me
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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Bahran the big on 27 August 2002, 14:51:00

<munches on carrots>

~~I be~~
~~Bahran's~~
~~The owner of this sig is~~
I'm the html KING!
And also an Admin for the Santharian RPG board
BAHRAN!!
I also created this while I was bored one day. You know, I get bored alot.

Title: Riffraff...
Post by: Xarl on 27 August 2002, 18:36:00

*munches on misbegotten money*

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Fox on 27 August 2002, 18:38:00

No... not desperate... but knew I was close, and wanted to get a higher level... had that feeling you get....: "I can't stop now... the next post might be it!" Even though it keeps on disappointing you, you are pretty sure that the NEXT post will be it... *sigh*

Yep... piccie nice. ^_^
Was originally part of a bg pic that Rayne gave me... but I played with the hue map, contrast, etc, to get it how it is now.
It's not too big... still about the height of Uragel's pic on her sig, so it's not overboard.

Go ahead Aylix... spam... then get kicked off the boards completely for doing it. ^_~ j/k

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Belgarion the Great on 27 August 2002, 19:15:00

You guys are just weird. I've been a nomad for like ever and you don't see me spamming about it.
You are Cordially invited to the place of

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 27 August 2002, 20:31:00

*Steal carrot from Belgarion and munches it down*

Tasty carrot by the way.
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Capher on 28 August 2002, 05:07:00

Capher.

Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Viresse on 28 August 2002, 10:26:00

see, with me... I'm not a spammer. I have valid reasons to post. However senseless or out-of-topic they seem, for some reason I feel the urge to post.
Heh.
Heh.
Heh.
*Plunks down beside Xarl and eats a few stray quarters*

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Title: Re: Riffraff...
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 28 August 2002, 12:09:00

*Sits down beside Viresse and Xarl offering them the half eaten carrot*

Want some... it is very tasty.
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: Riffraff
Post by: Xarl on 28 August 2002, 15:30:00

*confiscates carrot*
I'm a Baliff now... so I'm afraid I'll see you in court, unless you give me another carrot.
*blinks*
Damn, the scumbag politician is still strong within me...

Title: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Fox on 28 August 2002, 17:59:00

^_^

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Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 28 August 2002, 18:15:00

Did I come too late for a carrot?
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 28 August 2002, 18:33:00

*pouts at Xarl but hands him another carrot*
Here you are... give back my carrot.
*Looks back at StormCrow and pulls another carrot out of her sleeve*
No... here you are
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Fox on 28 August 2002, 20:31:00

Lucirina... you can't give carrots! You're an assassin! I'm the farmer... I give carrots.... if anything, you give poisoned carrots! Jeez... people need to know their roles....

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Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Erutan Argon on 28 August 2002, 20:43:00

What is this thread for?????????
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The experience of survival is the key to the gravity of life

Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Viresse on 28 August 2002, 20:46:00

lucky bum, Lurtz' title fits him.

Well, this thread pretty much has no purpose. Some spam to Up their level. Some post to Check their level. Some come in to poke fun at others who have funny titles.

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Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 28 August 2002, 21:15:00

*Glare at Dasson and draws her long bladed dagger*
CURSES.... YOU DISCOVERED MY PLAN....YOU MUST DIE!!!!!

*lifts her dagger and tries to kill Dasson*

I was trying to get rid of them in a humane way... now you leave me no alternative but to chop the all to pieces
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.
Edited by: Lucirina Telor Vevan at: 8/28/02 4:20:29 am

Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Fox on 28 August 2002, 22:14:00

*starts chucking carrots, lettuce, whatever crops he has with him at the assassin* Get away! *runs*

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Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 28 August 2002, 23:14:00

*continues running after Dasson, grabbing every flying vegetable she can and putting it in a bag*

Giving me salad will not help you.... you must die so I can continue with my master plan to take over Santharia.

*crazy laughter*

muuuhahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Fox on 28 August 2002, 23:25:00

*stops and turns around, now wielding a scythe* Hmm... forgot about this..... I'm a farmer with an attitude! *runs towards Lucirina flailing scythe around like a crazed maniac*

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Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Bahran the big on 29 August 2002, 00:05:00

<runs away from the assassin and farmer> Wait, I'm a thug. <gets all tough looking> I ain't no vagrant anymore. I'm big and strong. Like a thug.

<maniacle laughter comes from behind>

Ahh! The assassins gone crazy! Kill it! <jumps on a chair and swats at mice running around his feet>

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Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 29 August 2002, 00:25:00

*stops in her tracks looking at the insane farmer*

uh...oh.
I knew I should have picked on a farmer that had been vaccinated against "cow-madness"

*starts running away towards Bahran*

Hey thug

*Points at Dasson*

He said your mamma was ugly
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Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Artimidor Federkiel on 29 August 2002, 11:22:00

Note to Dasson: Your sig is definitely too large. Viewed with a 800x600 resolution it destroys the whole layout. Please change or remove.

I will also close this thread soon and open a new one for Level Ecstasy fans. This is due to the fact that it all gets horribly messy at resolutions smaller than 800x600.

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Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Aylix Goth on 29 August 2002, 11:34:00

Cant we at least wait till we get to 1000 posts.... plz all mighty master of everything...
Aylix Goth
My name is Aylix, not Alix, or Alyix, or Ailyxis, or Aylicks, or Aylecks, or Ailicks, or Ayilyks,
or Aeiliycks or for all the Canucks: Eh-lix! or any other variation!!
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Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Fox on 29 August 2002, 12:23:00

It is? *looks again* Hmm.... I guess my resolution doesn't make it do that... ok... I'll change it....

Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: SmurfStormcrow on 29 August 2002, 16:27:00

*waves hand over carrot*
Well, if it was poisoned, it isn't now, so ha!
*munches happily*
Stormcrow
Psychotic Wizard-Type

Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Fox on 29 August 2002, 18:23:00

~_~"

Now I see... I just changed my resolution to 640x480... and yeah... I see the problem.... darn it...... *slams head against monitor*

Sorry for the trouble........

Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Viresse on 29 August 2002, 23:21:00

Eee! Closing the Level Ecstasy Thread? aaa!

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Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Lucirina Telor Vevan on 29 August 2002, 23:27:00

Awwwww nooooooo

I promise to be good
no more poisoned carrots... I promise
Nunquam credere hospes orc cum donum.

Title: Re: *gives everyone a carrot*
Post by: Bahran the big on 30 August 2002, 05:11:00

<closelines the insane farmer> What? Close the thread? I promise to be good <punches someone in the stomach> from now on.

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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!
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Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!
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The best way to make a long sig look smaller - shrink the text!

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PLOP

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Organization and General Discussions => General Santharian Discussions => Topic started by: Bard Judith on 07 February 2002, 09:08:00

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~~ Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.~~ Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!! ~~Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"~~The best way to make a long sig look smaller - shrink the text!

~~ Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.~~ Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!! ~~Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"~~The best way to make a long sig look smaller - shrink the text!

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OLD SANTHARIAN SAYING: if life is a bowl of cherries, then what am I doing with the pit worms.

PLOP

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Like you need it.

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Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
The best way to make a long sig look smaller - shrink the text!

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
The best way to make a long sig look smaller - shrink the text!

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought.
Dont let it end like this...... Tell them I said something!!!
Little Miss Moderating Mistress - All Round "Little Helper"
The best way to make a long sig look smaller - shrink the text!