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« Reply #90 on: 14 June 2007, 00:52:26 »
(pouts)

fine, a hint...
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« Reply #91 on: 14 June 2007, 02:48:05 »
Yes Aurora...Correct
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« Reply #92 on: 14 June 2007, 04:20:17 »
Well the answer to the first one is 'Jesus in his new Porsche'. The others don't have anything to do with religion though, so that doesn't really help much ;)

(PS: no intent to insult anybody who is a practicing Catholic. I'm a catholic myself, even if I'm not practicing it. It's just a joke :))
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« Reply #93 on: 14 June 2007, 04:31:37 »
Well, but Judy has already guessed that it borders on absurdity... lol Still I wonder why a Porsche can fly... - or does Jesus provide the necessary "elevation"?
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« Reply #94 on: 14 June 2007, 16:30:47 »
What's white and it runs through the desert?
A horde of yoghurt.

The rest I either don't remember the answer or never knew it. I know dozens of similar jokes though. I once knew enough of them to be able to fill up half an hour or so without stopping :)

Other examples:
What's yellow and becomes red when you push the button?
What's yellow and becomes and stays yellow when you push the button?
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« Reply #95 on: 14 June 2007, 22:37:32 »
Though technically these are not really riddles but more akin to jokes as they do not lead to a rational solution of it.

They are absurd and funny though!  :D
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« Reply #96 on: 15 June 2007, 19:17:28 »
Marvin is right! Many Belgians know a bunch of these jokes and the white through the desert one is kind of a classic. I don't know the ones you asked though, Marv...

There's one that belongs with the one Marv answered: What is green and runs through the desert?

Arti: yes, Jesus provides the necessary elevation :)
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« Reply #97 on: 15 June 2007, 19:30:57 »
What's yellow and becomes red when you push the button?
A chick in a blender.

What's yellow and becomes and stays yellow when you push the button?
A chick in a blender that can run really fast.
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« Reply #98 on: 15 June 2007, 21:26:01 »
aww.. thats just evil! Me like!

a realy bad one; Why are all hippies vegetarians?
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