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« on: 23 November 2003, 14:47:00 »

I got these form the QDB quote database there are some funny IRC quotes there go check it out :P


For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater her are some survival tips.
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts
7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.
20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.



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« Reply #1 on: 23 November 2003, 20:20:00 »

Egads. Those are plain AWESOME.
My bf and I are natural hecklers, so these may allow me to get the one up on him.


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« Reply #2 on: 24 November 2003, 07:31:00 »

Sounds great. I shall do that after the first time I have seen it....or maybe the second. I just get into the movie to much to try and bother doing stupid stuff....*wanders off to ponder*...yes....must do with friends. Will make a hell of a good movie then...*Snickers*

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« Reply #3 on: 25 November 2003, 05:31:00 »

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Lol these are funny!
*Must go see this film when drunk with friends loves doing silly things in the movies :D *

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« Reply #4 on: 27 November 2003, 05:44:00 »

I'm terribly tempted to attempt no. 18 at the RotK screening....

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« Reply #5 on: 27 November 2003, 06:15:00 »

Me agrees with Dala...*goes over plans for her ROTK night*

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« Reply #6 on: 27 November 2003, 07:17:00 »

I've got to say, being an avid Matrix fan I totally relate to number 7 - I've never been able to take Elrond seriously in the LOTR films, and my friend and I generally end all his sentences anyway with a "Mr. Anderson!"

:D  :D  :D  

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« Reply #7 on: 27 November 2003, 09:05:00 »

While we're on the topic of Elrond and The Matrix...


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« Reply #8 on: 27 November 2003, 09:26:00 »

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :lol  :lol  :lol

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« Reply #9 on: 27 November 2003, 14:46:00 »

:lol  


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« Reply #10 on: 27 November 2003, 17:11:00 »

:rollin  


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« Reply #11 on: 28 November 2003, 04:03:00 »

:fish  

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« Reply #12 on: 28 November 2003, 04:15:00 »

:lol

Those are hilarious!

I especially liked 2, 7, 11, and 15. Ah! So funny!  

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« Reply #13 on: 28 November 2003, 11:32:00 »



I only now noticed the Tengwar letters in the background on the screen...

"Mr. Aragorn, it appears that you have been living two lives. In one life, you are Estel, an orphan of the Dunedain raised in Rivendell. You have a job, a..." whatever goes for IDs in Arda, "... and you pay your..." heck, they don't have taxes, do they? "In the other life, you are Elessar Envinyatar, the Elf-Stone. You are a king's heir in disguise, waiting for your chance to reclaim the crown. One of these lives has a future, Mr. Aragorn."

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« Reply #14 on: 28 November 2003, 14:21:00 »

So you know of it too, Aran!  :rollin  


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