galaxy far far away....when men were men, women were women, small furry
creatures from Alpha Centauri, were small furry creatures from Alpha
Centauri, and people named Drogo were actually revealed to be people named
Jason Cooper! Take a quick breath if you must, I can understand the shock.
It is much like finding out superman is really just Clark Kent. Wait, stop
the sigh of despair in mid breath. It's not all bad, for you see I have
some amazing Drogo like powers of my own. While I can't smite dozens of
orcs without getting damaged, I can play any sport without getting damage.
While I do not have immense rippling musculature and drive all of the
barbarian women crazy, my pic by this little piece of drivel is not too
bad, at least I don't think so, well so my girlfriend says, at least my
mom once told me I wasn't too shabby that should count for something
Ah well what can I truly say? I am me, and I am happy with who I am. I
joined roleplay for a simple reason. There are no orcs (at least I haven't
caught any in my orc traps) and I would most likely spend some time in
jail if I went about swinging bladed weapons in public places. I love the
world building because it gives my overtaxed imagination some relief.
There ya go, that's all you're going to get for now. Go ahead, finish that
sigh now, I won't be offended.
[Disclaimer: All above mentioned information can not actually be
acknowledged in truth, no animals were hurt in the writing of this piece,
feel free to ask me anything I'll prolly give you an answer, several
imaginary people were imaginarily destroyed in the writing of this piece,
have a nice day.]