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n a galaxy far far away....when men were men, women were women, small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri, were small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri, and people named Drogo were actually revealed to be people named Jason Cooper! Take a quick breath if you must, I can understand the shock. It is much like finding out superman is really just Clark Kent. Wait, stop the sigh of despair in mid breath. It's not all bad, for you see I have some amazing Drogo like powers of my own. While I can't smite dozens of orcs without getting damaged, I can play any sport without getting damage. While I do not have immense rippling musculature and drive all of the barbarian women crazy, my pic by this little piece of drivel is not too bad, at least I don't think so, well so my girlfriend says, at least my mom once told me I wasn't too shabby that should count for something shouldn't it?!
Ah well what can I truly say? I am me, and I am happy with who I am. I joined roleplay for a simple reason. There are no orcs (at least I haven't caught any in my orc traps) and I would most likely spend some time in jail if I went about swinging bladed weapons in public places. I love the world building because it gives my overtaxed imagination some relief. There ya go, that's all you're going to get for now. Go ahead, finish that sigh now, I won't be offended.
[Disclaimer: All above mentioned information can not actually be acknowledged in truth, no animals were hurt in the writing of this piece, feel free to ask me anything I'll prolly give you an answer, several imaginary people were imaginarily destroyed in the writing of this piece, have a nice day.]
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Good Ol’ USA, known to the rest of the world as arrogant capitalists trying to take over the world!
ICQ: 125741350 (Coop) - football nickname, american football, none of that weird calling soccer football thing. See what I mean about arrogant? :)